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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast, all right.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know why we're bringing this bank. The

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Speaker 2: greatest lobster story ever told. It wasn't the greatest lobster

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Speaker 2: story ever told. It's been a click. But we found

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Speaker 2: out we've found out that the greatest love story ever

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Speaker 2: told was that there was two orange Canadian Canadian orange

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Speaker 2: rock lobsters together, and a marine biologist said that it was,

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Speaker 2: you know, one in a billion that you would see

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Speaker 2: one in the wild, let alone two in the while,

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Speaker 2: because they're so rare, because they're so rare. But then

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Speaker 2: we also found out that they weren't seen in the wild.

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Speaker 2: They were seen in a tank.

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Speaker 3: In a fishmonger's marshmonger in by the Way, the England.

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Speaker 2: Though it's pretty rare, I think.

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Speaker 3: It's more amazing that we're in one tank sharing a

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Speaker 2: Why they could have been bought at different times, found

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Speaker 2: at different times in different parts and then brought together.

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Speaker 2: What if you doesn't understand scarcity. That's like you're saying

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Speaker 2: it's more rare for you to see two diamonds on

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Speaker 2: diamonds by just kicking a piece of dirt in the

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Speaker 2: middle of the desert. Yeah, it's a good argument.

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Speaker 3: You've got me, So you got me. I'm to put

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Speaker 3: that down. I'm putting it to bed. It's definitely not

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Speaker 3: more rare. It did inspire a great game where I

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Speaker 3: was telling you one in a billion stories and you

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Speaker 3: were trying to tell if they were like if you

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Speaker 3: believe me or not?

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Speaker 2: Real fake because it is just your old game. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: real old fake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the producers don't want real old fake anymore. So

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Speaker 3: I've rebranded it to do you believe it or not? Okay, So,

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Speaker 3: but so you'll hear that on the podcast. I've got

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Speaker 3: a few left over ones will but which I wouldn't mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exclusive exclusive audio for the podcast audience. She's they're lucky,

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Speaker 2: bit of exclusively lucky. Yeah, they keep telling us, Daddy

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Speaker 2: like I was good the podcast. Listen to some exclusive audio.

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Speaker 2: This has a bit of exclusion. This is what they

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Speaker 2: had in probably not okay.

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Speaker 3: So there was a guy called Jim Whittaker who climbed

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Speaker 3: Everest in nineteen sixty.

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Speaker 2: Three, same guy that invented Whittaker's chocolate.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, how do you know that whytually not one

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Speaker 3: hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: Sure, Oh, here we go.

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Speaker 3: But if he did do the chocolate as well, bloody

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Speaker 3: impressive anyway, Jim Winker.

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Speaker 2: Alpine sort of chucky, I mean bloody, or maybe Jim

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Speaker 2: Winker did. Look is he a Kiwi?

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Speaker 3: I don't know his origin story because Edmund Hillary was

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was British. He was British, definitely.

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Speaker 3: Tensing Norgay was Nepalese. But we're all doing fun facts now.

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Speaker 2: I think you're just tend in the fact that you know,

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Speaker 2: the fact that you know Denzing Norgay is pretty impressive,

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Speaker 2: wasn't it, like everybody knows. Everybody knows that he had

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Speaker 3: Do you do you pay more respect to Norgay than

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Speaker 2: Do you do you think? Yeah? Probably, he probably carried

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Speaker 3: Way, Wasn't it Tensing was more impressive?

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon he was straight?

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Speaker 3: Tensing Norgay, Well, he wasn't. Get it didn't work when

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that you butchered the punchline for me.

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Speaker 3: Joelogy found out if Jim Whittaker created Whittaker's Chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Now he was an American explorer and.

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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, don't say anymore, because you

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Speaker 3: might know that he's.

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Speaker 2: Real person a big leg up in this game.

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Speaker 3: Now, famously, Jim Whittaker had a very ill dog.

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Speaker 2: When he went to matt Everest. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like this is folklore now that he had

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Speaker 2: I I've got.

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Speaker 3: As you know, two people in the world know the

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Speaker 2: Yes, they have to be on separate planes. Yeah, at

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a fun fact. I'd actually have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Only ever two people in the world, and they've got

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Speaker 2: fun favor in different days.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because one of them a genius, but a drunk

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Speaker 3: once drunkenly gave the recipe to a high class escort

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Speaker 2: So say that again, So he once drunkenly gave the

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Speaker 2: recipe to to a high class escort to an escort, Yep, yep.

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Speaker 3: He then woke up in a in a drunken stupor

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Speaker 3: with huge regret, obviously for giving out the recipe. He

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Speaker 3: Two weeks later they got married and she never told me,

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Speaker 2: It's bullshit, dam Was there any part of you that

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Speaker 2: was like that could be that could be true from

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Speaker 2: I knew that you were just regurgitating a fact that

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Speaker 2: I told you two weeks ago you told me that fact.

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Speaker 3: That's where I Anyway, let's start the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Who and Where is Fudboddy doesn't care what else.

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Speaker 3: Listens got nothing against teachers, Will. They are the pillars

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Speaker 3: of our society, wiz. But here's the thing why they're

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Speaker 2: I agree with that, well to a pupil, to a pupil, yes,

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Speaker 2: but it's got to be a level of decorum and

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Speaker 2: you go around apologizing.

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Speaker 3: To kids, they walk all over here exactly, they walk

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Speaker 3: all over But I thought it was extraordinary. I was

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Speaker 3: reading an article today. I mean, this just shows how

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Speaker 3: much teachers never say sorry. There's an article in the

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Speaker 2: What was it about?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I made to be honest, the details a pretty boring,

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Speaker 2: It just reminded me we went to school together.

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Speaker 3: We did, and I know there was a pretibly recredibly,

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Speaker 2: I was a bit of a distraction.

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Speaker 3: Is it true that your parents thought I was about

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Speaker 2: Fair enough?

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Speaker 3: Is it true though there was a moment I think

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Speaker 3: it was your ten or year eleven, when you out

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Speaker 3: smarted a teacher.

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Speaker 2: No, well no, I didn't out smart a teacher. I

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Speaker 2: just used a word which he said didn't exist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Yes, and then it turns out that

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Speaker 3: it existed, Yes, and then you were very angry at

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Speaker 3: that teacher never said sorry to you.

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Speaker 2: Well he didn't. So what happened was so the word

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Speaker 2: is pleaanasm. We don't have to go into the details. Well, no,

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Speaker 2: go into it. We'll go into it.

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Speaker 3: Sure, So the word have I done?

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Speaker 2: Everybody regrets this immediately. No, it's very simple, so he said,

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Speaker 2: he said the words very unique, very unique. And that's

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Speaker 2: already unique. Sure, so unique implies that it's one and only,

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Speaker 2: So you can't be more one and only.

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Speaker 3: It can't be very one and only exactly, just one,

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Speaker 2: And so the expression for that is like an overqualified

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Speaker 2: now and which is called a plaanasm. Totally. So I

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Speaker 5: Godmar Anyway, he didn't agree that it existed and went home,

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Speaker 5: had a chat to dad about it, and then dad

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Speaker 2: You are all the same.

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Speaker 3: You are both the same anyway the teacher.

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Speaker 2: That was a big moment though, because the teacher had

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Speaker 3: But so the teacher apologized to your dad. Yes, not

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Speaker 3: the teacher never apologized to you. Now we're right up next.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to serve redemption for you. I want you

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Speaker 3: I want to do it is this. Thirteen one oh

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Speaker 3: sixty five. Give us a call. If you are a teacher,

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Speaker 3: doesn't matter what year, doesn't matter what you teach. You

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Speaker 3: just need to have a specialty subject. Yeah, give us

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Speaker 3: a call. If you're a teacher with a specialty subjec.

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Speaker 3: You are going to have a bit of an intelligence

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Speaker 3: test against will me. You're taking a whole bunch of teachers.

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Speaker 3: If you outsmart them, yeah, if I outmather, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And to answer the rest of Australia. Sure, to you

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Speaker 2: and the rest of Australia. Okay, So what we're aiming

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Speaker 2: for here is if a teacher is wrong on something,

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Speaker 2: of the country. Yeah for the first time ever. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: a teacher apologizing live on the radio. How good is that?

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Speaker 2: Could be happening right up next.

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Speaker 3: Or they out smart you could be a win for them.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call. If you're a teacher and you

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Speaker 2: would like to prove your intelligence on the radio. That's it.

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Speaker 2: There's no risk here as well. You know, you might

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Speaker 3: But don't let that be a reason not to cool anyway.

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Speaker 3: The reason we're asking you to call is because Will,

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Speaker 3: there was a moment in your school in life where

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Speaker 3: you I'm gonna keep using the word out smarter. I

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Speaker 3: know you don't like that, but you're out smarter the

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Speaker 3: teacher of yours out smart.

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Speaker 2: I just knew something they didn't.

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Speaker 3: Yeh, that's smart. Of them, and they never apologized about that.

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Speaker 3: They actually disagree with what you said. Turns out you

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Speaker 3: were right and you have pettily held onto that for

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Speaker 3: a number of years. So despite how petty this all is,

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Speaker 3: I am trying to win you some redemption right now

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Speaker 3: by having you taking on some some real teachers in

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Speaker 3: an intelligence off. And if you beat them, yeah, they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we all know getting an apology out of

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Speaker 2: a teacher is like drawing blood from a stone.

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Speaker 3: What never happens. Apparently, Now we've got miss Tweety here, Hi,

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Speaker 3: Miss Tweety.

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Speaker 6: Hi, how are you guys?

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Speaker 2: Very very well, Miss Tweety. It's Tweety by name and reputation.

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Speaker 3: What yunia teach?

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Speaker 2: Miss Tweety, I'm teaching you five at the moment, year

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Speaker 3: So we're taking on Will here. And English is your specialty?

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Speaker 7: Yes, English is my special view that I teach or subject?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect, okay, So let's go into English first, Miss Tweety,

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Speaker 3: all right, just names buzza, so you yell Miss Tweety

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Speaker 3: Questions of three? You okay with best of three? Miss tweety, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Teal says for topic, example, elaboration, link.

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Speaker 2: You tell me I'm close? Tweenty tweety it right, miss tweety,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn?

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Speaker 6: Explanation yeah, example.

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Speaker 3: Your boddy, damn. Let's keep you on, tweety, Let's keep

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Speaker 2: if I get this, it's an apology to me and

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. The math's question is this? What

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Speaker 2: Tweeter. No, no, no, I heard the tweet. Heard I did.

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Speaker 2: Very unique man. Let's get some sentence. We don't want

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Speaker 3: You've got to say the apology to Will and Australian.

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Speaker 2: Miss tweety.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm sorry to everyone out there for letting

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Speaker 2: where do you teach?

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Speaker 6: I teach at Waverley.

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Speaker 2: No, Well, the kids are very very lucky to have

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast's.

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Speaker 2: Got Shana Blaze. Who is Celebrity Apprenticeship. You know, she's

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Speaker 2: been the interior design TV personality specialist on the block

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Speaker 2: Celebrity Apprentice. And here's the scoop. Guys, They've got three

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're gonna go fishing. Well, here's the first one.

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Speaker 3: She is the hot favorite to win Celebrity Apprentice. Y

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Speaker 3: We're going to fire that question at her. Number three, clearly,

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Speaker 2: Let's see if she names in shame and celebrities that

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Speaker 2: right now, we've got Shanna Blaze on the show.

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Speaker 7: If you're after an interior decorator who can hold a tune,

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Speaker 7: you can't look past our next guest. Before her stellar

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Speaker 7: Celebrity You know. She may have had a wabble or two,

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Speaker 7: Please welcome to the show. The color Mutch in perfect

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Speaker 7: pitch habit.

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Speaker 1: SHANEA.

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Speaker 6: Blaze, Yes, oh pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: Davie on the show, Shana. Now, let's get down to it, mate,

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Speaker 2: because I had a meeting with my financial advisor the

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Speaker 2: the fact that you win Celebrity Apprentice, you're a short

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Speaker 2: you know, if you do this, you are responsible for me,

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Speaker 6: Great, great, thanks for that. Not only do I have

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Speaker 2: So much pressure. But Ana, where do you think that

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Speaker 3: You're the dollar fifty favorite fifty favor, But where do

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Speaker 2: That's coming from?

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Speaker 6: I have no idea. Aren't they watching the show for

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Speaker 6: God's sake?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been, you've been boardroop.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk a little bit about those Veronicas, because you've

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Speaker 7: I ever want any of those widespreads to Veronica's maybe

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Speaker 2: They are right now, very publicly the Veronicas. Lisa and

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Speaker 6: Look, I think you know not everybody wants to see

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Speaker 6: You know, the Veronicas are really feisty, they really are,

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Speaker 6: I don't have a bad word to say about them.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, well covered China dodged the Italian mafia. They're

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Speaker 3: Now, we've met both Jess and Lisa, and we both

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Speaker 6: God, that boardroom has just brought out the pain in

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Speaker 3: Is there anyone surely your kids are out to get

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Speaker 2: It's very really good nice straight back there. Steve Ware

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Speaker 2: You can see her on the Celebrity Apprentice. It's on

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Speaker 2: Monday and Tuesday, seven thirty Sundays at seven o'clock on

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Speaker 2: next time. She's all over it. Thanks for joining us, mate,

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Speaker 2: have a great day.

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Speaker 6: Thanks so much.

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Speaker 1: By It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six five. Open the phone lines immediately. What

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Speaker 2: is the best canna pay? Guys? We'll discuss that very

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Speaker 2: shortly before we get there though. It's a very interesting

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Speaker 2: story here about the private lunch that occurred between James Packer.

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Speaker 2: Billionaire James Packer under then New South Wales premier. Who's

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Speaker 2: a guy called barrio'farrell. Oh yeah, was good? Much about Barrio.

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Speaker 2: I should revert that, revoke that comment. Goreat so so

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Speaker 2: with Barrio Farrell at Alan Jones's apartment. What the hell, Like,

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Speaker 2: he's the conduit, He's the guy that's going to get

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Speaker 2: twenty years to now whatever it is, Well, if Mark

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Speaker 2: be like you hosting Zuckerberg and Gladysbarygiclian at your house.

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Speaker 3: Had to be a great time to fly on the

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Speaker 2: That is just so good anyone for tea. Now, So

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Speaker 2: a few party pies. So party pis not four and

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Speaker 2: twenty pies. No, I'm being honest.

436
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Speaker 8: It was pies and mashies and mash Yeah, it's still

437
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Speaker 8: very simple for you know, for that caliber of person. Well,

438
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Speaker 8: you've got arguably, you know, three of the most powerful people,

439
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 8: certainly in New South Wales, if not Australia, meeting up

440
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Speaker 8: over a lunch.

441
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Speaker 3: You're expecting like lobster or cavia. What's the other expensive firm?

442
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 3: I don't have expensive taste. No, given another gay Tasmanian salmon. Oh,

443
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 3: that's pretty common. I'd say you can get that a cast.

444
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 3: But anyway, let's let's get back to it. Let's get

445
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Speaker 3: back to the pies though. See I'm looking at that

446
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Speaker 3: as yet.

447
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Speaker 2: As you said, I reckon a pie is a cannope

448
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 2: unless it's a spiced Moroccan lamb pie. Oh yeah, not

449
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: doing it for me.

450
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 3: See, and again I like a party pie as a cannope.

451
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 3: I often think that cannape is try too hard. I

452
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 3: think when they try to overcomplicate it that's when it

453
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 3: gets messy, like how do I even eat that thing?

454
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 3: What am I putting in my mouth?

455
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Speaker 2: We're talking about there? What are we talking?

456
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Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know. Okay, recently I was at a place. Okay,

457
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: there were boughs.

458
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Speaker 2: I love a bow as an It's a lot going on,

459
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Speaker 2: you know when you know when you get a mini

460
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: fish and chips as a cannopaeg and like mini fish

461
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: and chips going on? Too much going on? Fish and chips,

462
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: just fish and chips, just two words.

463
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you've got to like hold a full fish

464
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Speaker 3: and chips. And I think that starts to when it

465
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 3: comes in a little bucket. I've never had that before.

466
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 3: That sounds amazingly well, you get a fish and chips

467
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Speaker 3: in a.

468
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 2: Bucket, they're just little fish and chips. Okay, fish and

469
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Speaker 2: chips to one side.

470
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Speaker 3: I think that there's some cannopes that cant which is

471
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 3: quite complicated to eat, and then you don't know how

472
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Speaker 3: to hold a conversation while you're trying to eat the

473
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Speaker 3: thing of a steak.

474
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Speaker 2: Sandwiches came out one time. That's not a cannibad, it's

475
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: a whole meal. But mini they just reduce it like

476
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 2: little mini burgers.

477
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Speaker 3: Frustrates the hell out of me. Right, I don't want

478
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 3: to be a burger for a maine. Right, But give

479
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 3: me this a thing that I can grab with it.

480
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: With it, talk about a chicken sandwich. I'll take a

481
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: chicken sandwich. Simple. See. My favorite cannope is chicken sandwich.

482
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 3: Beauty, little tririzzo, little sliced, just the sausage, if you

483
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 3: can tooth pick it.

484
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way to my heart. Okay, well let's

485
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 2: let's let's let's throw the phones open here because obviously

486
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a contentious topic. What are your favorites? Well, look,

487
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of a sweet potato roasty with

488
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 2: a smoked trout. It's a bit of dill to go with.

489
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: There is too much going on there. That's delightful. A

490
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 2: few chives sprinkled over the top, that's delicious. That's absolutely delicious.

491
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 2: You're underdoing it, mate, You're saying that you want to

492
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 2: meat pie as you cannot pay. I like, seriously, I mean,

493
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 2: I'd take it. I'd take a well crafted rat coffin.

494
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 2: I'd take a sausage roll, take a very well done

495
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 2: sausage roll the pastry is you know, buttery enough, sausage

496
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: is good, Yeah, sausage roll as a can I personally

497
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 2: think that a sausage rolls of canopae stand up at

498
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 2: a royal function. Oh yeah, if it's done right. If

499
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 2: it don't right, a rat coffin quality. What about a

500
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 2: peaking duck in a little pancake delicious? Yeah? Great, right

501
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 2: out there, common ground peaking duck, bitter hoisting sauce wish words.

502
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: All right, So thirty one or six times if I

503
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: number wasn't, I'm very passionate about this. Love to hear

504
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: from you guys. What is the best canno pey? I

505
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 2: don't mean by the same joging. What is the most

506
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 2: disappointing cannope as well? That we'll hear both sides, because like,

507
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 2: if you give me another cheapest chips, supermarket bacon with

508
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: cold as the Arctic kiche, oh furious, furious, actually furious

509
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 2: soggy on the pastry. Anyway, look, thirty one, six five

510
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 2: we can talk about this for ages. What's the best

511
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 2: can of pey? What's the worst cannipe?

512
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

513
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: Talking CANNOPI would be the best kind of don't want

514
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 2: to five? What's the best kind of canna pay? What's

515
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: your favorite? At the same time, what's the worst? Happy

516
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 2: to hear that. I mean, this is a nice little

517
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 2: you know, caterers, I hope you've got a pen and

518
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 2: paper out. We're a little bit sick of the same

519
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 2: thing being rolled out. I agree, but it it depends

520
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 2: on the person. We just found out that James Packer,

521
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 2: Alan Jones and former New South Wales premier Barrier Farrel

522
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 2: had had pies Pies party pies for a deal worth

523
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 2: billions of dollars. That's it.

524
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 3: And I think we overdo canna past part I think

525
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 3: people try too hard. That would be my message to

526
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 3: the caterers out there. Keep it simple. I mean, well,

527
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 3: what's wrong.

528
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: With the good old meatball? I don't mind the meatball?

529
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 2: And sure I don't mind the meatborn and st be well.

530
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 2: Got to be well sauced, though they can get a

531
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: bit dry, no doubt about it. Nina, Nina, what's the

532
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 2: worst canna pe ah has to.

533
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 6: Be spring rolls. Sometimes they burn your mouth or this soggy.

534
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they're done badly, and then they can overdo

535
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 2: the sweet chili sauce, and they think the sweet chili

536
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 2: sauce is going to save the spring roll, Nina, What

537
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 2: about if I met you at a bit of a

538
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: bit of a philo pastry with some chives and some

539
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 2: feta in there.

540
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 6: Oh, that could win me beautiful, nice and.

541
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: Crispy as well. Hard hard to hard to underdo the

542
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: filo pastry, Thanks very much. I appreciate that.

543
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 6: I was.

544
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 2: I was dreaming the other day about these cannapes. I

545
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 2: had recently a mask of pone sprout cannapes with pickled

546
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 2: onion and smoked sesame seeds. Where do you go?

547
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 6: Like?

548
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: Was that the opera?

549
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 6: The opera?

550
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 2: When you got that the premiere of the opera? Best

551
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 2: the opera? And it was good gear though I was

552
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 2: sabi prawn with avocado and a bit of a rice

553
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 2: cracker again with some sesame seeds. Is the prawn on

554
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 2: a skewer? Though?

555
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 3: I'm off skewers, No, no, no, rice cracker. I hate skewers.

556
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 3: You stab yourself with the thing.

557
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 2: How big is the that you're doing? Make it in

558
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: like a full you know, Chasley, It's just the worst. Yeah,

559
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: that's a bit much to handle. That's a bit much

560
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 2: to handle because you can't figure out which end to bite.

561
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 2: It always a bit of meat left in the middle.

562
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 2: I couldn't you always get a bit of sauce on

563
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: the side of your lips? Yes?

564
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 3: Well, here though, what's the worst kind of canno pey

565
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: for you?

566
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 6: Hi guys? I think the worst canterpe would be a

567
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 6: boring garden salad, but the best one would be a nice,

568
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 6: juicy dumpling.

569
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 2: Dumpling. Dumplings are good. Dumplings are good. Dumplings are good.

570
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 2: Dumplings can get it too soggy and can get a

571
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 2: bit like a bit bit rank for your fingers as well. Yeah,

572
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: but if you can, you can you tooth You can

573
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: toothpick it. You can toothpick a dumpling.

574
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 3: I think if a dumpling is packed tight enough toothpick that.

575
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: But like, are you talking in a wedding? Are you

576
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 2: kind of a tray of dumplings going around at a wedding?

577
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 6: The panda you designed it on a plane?

578
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, you can. You can trust What about

579
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: like in those little steamed cages that they come in

580
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: in the bamboo? The bamboo is that we're talking about? Partners?

581
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: I think he can whip it up really nice for you,

582
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: nice chance for you to plug your business. We're gonna

583
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 2: move on.

584
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 4: But if he wants to bring in a couple of

585
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: just a little wolf in sheep's clothing, there wasn't just

586
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 4: steered herself, nice little waters husband business, and that fader

587
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 4: shut her down before she can get there.

588
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: How about a salmon on mustard schive and dial buttered toast.

589
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: Stop talking about stop sardine roulettes. I mean I could

590
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: go on. I could go on in the bourgeois rubbing

591
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 2: shoulder at brochetta as a as a as a too

592
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: crunchy r you we're hard to get past. Let's go whatever.

593
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: We don't all go to a four year old birthday

594
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 2: rolls and party fires. I know that's what you're after, Antonio,

595
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: what's the worst cannobe anything that's got to do with

596
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: It's gotta go zucchini? Why Zucchini's delicious?

597
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 6: A leg you, it's soggy for the part, especially what

598
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 6: it's called.

599
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually had a sushi roll wrapped in zucchini,

600
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: which was absolutely delighted.

601
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: Roasted zucchini is just a trip down heavenly lane. As

602
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: far as I'm concerned. Its beautifully done. Beautifully done.

603
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 3: I think maybe Antonio has just been disheps.

604
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: Antonio, are you a pie guy?

605
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: Nah?

606
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: Not really, not really.

607
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 6: I just don't like foggy text sho.

608
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: Okay, where do you sit there, Antonio? I mean you're

609
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: gonna have to throw something to the party. You can't

610
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: just sit here and pot sh up the pies in

611
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: the zoo? Kenny, what's your go to? What's a good campaign?

612
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: Give us one for a canopy? Yeah?

613
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 6: Anything, that's what. Really, I just don't want.

614
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: It's the hym Woody podcast better one of six y five?

615
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: Love for you guys to give us call right now?

616
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: The foe world.

617
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 3: Any go never wants to, he whispered in her If

618
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Speaker 3: you know, then calls now thirteen one.

619
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Speaker 4: Six five is.

620
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 2: A totally wild scrash right into it. Let's go to

621
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: Michelle on your own totally wild.

622
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 4: No.

623
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it's been what's it called auto tuned to

624
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: tune the hell out of it. It's not mean, it's

625
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: me what I say, that's our producer. What do you

626
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: produce anyway?

627
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: Michelle? Thirty one six five Michelle, what are.

628
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 3: The four words that no woman wants whispered in her ear.

629
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: You look like mom. Oh my god, I did that recently. Yeah,

630
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: I told you she looked like her, didn't She didn't

631
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 2: look like my mom, but she reminded me of my

632
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: mom massively, Like massively. It was undeniable and she knew

633
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: it as well, and she was like, oh my god,

634
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: I actually do anyway, it's good to Scout. Have you

635
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: ever done before? No?

636
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: Right, Actually, my my partner, meme is is nothing like

637
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: my mum, although then again she has been into the

638
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 3: cordless vacuum in recently. But I would just never say

639
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: that to her. Let's go to Scott here thirty one

640
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 3: and six five. Scott, what are the four words that

641
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 3: a woman never wants whispered in herrea?

642
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 6: It was my boy around as if she just started.

643
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, imagine go again there.

644
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: I said.

645
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 6: If I wasn't turn around and say did you get fat?

646
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 3: You know I probably would get slapped.

647
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough.

648
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: You got to claim those ones. I don't realize it

649
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 3: was them.

650
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: Another one here would Yeah. Now this is actually borrowed

651
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: from my own life because this is something that my

652
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 2: father once said to my mum. We own a vacuum.

653
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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's appalling. Pretty bad. It's appalling. Here's one

654
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: that I often say, Can I wear thongs? I hate

655
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: that question. I hate that question. Why because apparently you

656
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: can't wear thongs to a wedding. Oh sorry, I sounded

657
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: to be like your mom. He was so disappointed. No

658
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: one looks to.

659
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Speaker 4: Give it.

660
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 3: Why bother with the shoes as if you look down

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Speaker 3: at a formal occasion.

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about you as a celebrant or you

663
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Speaker 2: as a guest? I mean it's a guest.

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Speaker 3: I've never is a celebrants a successful business if I'm

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Speaker 3: an Instagram If you want to book me, let's go

666
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 3: to Connor. Here, Connor, what are the four words a

667
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 3: woman never wants to hear? Your sister is hotter?

668
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: Oh have you actually said that to anyone?

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00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

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00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 2: No, of course, unless you want a death wish. I

671
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: gave my girlfriend some golf clubs for her birthday last year.

672
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: But you love golf, that was what I said.

673
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 3: To her, obviously saying why the hell did you get

674
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 3: me clubs?

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00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I find that no woman likes being actually, no

677
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 3: one likes being told what they do like by someone else.

678
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: Well, it's so annoying when someone's questioning you, and they go, oh,

679
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: but you love this. It's just they obviously don't.

680
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 3: Obviously don't if they don't order me food that I

681
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 3: don't want. It's got a yen here. You're going to

682
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 3: bring us home yen. The four words that a woman

683
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: never wants whispered in her ear you put on.

684
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to hear that. Yeah, not just a woman.

685
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: That's just a great thing to say to someone. This

686
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: is a bit flattening.

687
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Speaker 4: Really.

688
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

689
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 2: And now as promised to totally wild lobster story. So

690
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: here's the thing, guy called Joseph a little bit unorthodox here.

691
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: But you are listening to Will and Woody. I don't

692
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: think I said that before.

693
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 3: Fair enough, you may not want to attach our name

694
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 3: to this story. But guy called Joseph Lee is in

695
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 3: a fishmonger's, fishmonger's.

696
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: Market, a fishmonger manger?

697
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 6: Is it?

698
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 3: Fishmonger's market in Leicester which is in England?

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00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: I believe? Get this.

700
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 3: He finds in one in one fish tank he finds

701
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 3: two orange Canadian lobsters.

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00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: Right which which is the most? That was the big

703
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 2: momentrooms a little bit like that double Ralo story. It's

704
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 2: a double here's two lost genuine it's real. I'm pretty

705
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 2: sure he was so.

706
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: But he finds two orange Canadian lobsters, which is the

707
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 3: most rare lobster in the world, and a scientist slash

708
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 3: doctor slash, what's the.

709
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 2: Water people called marine?

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00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 3: Marine biologist has said that finding two of these in

711
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: the wild is a one in a billion.

712
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: But it wasn't in the wild. It was at a fishmonger's.

713
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's still bloody impressive anyway, applied that because

714
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 3: that so it's called rock lobster. Anyway, that story it's not.

715
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: Happening here, isn't it. I've pulled the story down. Did

716
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: he actually say in the wild? Am I just you

717
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,959
Speaker 2: opened up by saying he's spotted them in a fish

718
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: tank and a fishmonger and fish then you're a big

719
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: amazing fact? Was that a marine biologist said, if you

720
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 2: saw them in the wild, it would be amazing.

721
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, but obviously the fishermen who saw him in the wild,

722
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 3: you didn't.

723
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: You didn't necessarily say him in the world. He might

724
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 2: have caught them at very different locations.

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00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 3: Okay, Anyway, it's been a bad story, but it has

726
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 3: inspired me to play a game and I like to

727
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: callies Believe.

728
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 6: It or Not?

729
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 3: So because this is a one in a billion story.

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00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lobsters.

731
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 3: I have a few one in a billion stories in

732
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 3: front of me, will and all you have to do

733
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 3: is try and guess that are they one in a

734
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 3: billion stories?

735
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 2: Alright? Am I just making it up? Very similar to

736
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 2: your game Real or Fake that we used to play. No,

737
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 2: very different. All right, Well, why don't we got to

738
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 2: a song? We'll do it on the other side. Okay, Oh,

739
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: build the suspense. I like it.

740
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: We've got the audience right when we want to hands

741
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 3: after that loves to story.

742
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 2: I feel like they've fled from the palms of our hands,

743
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: deep into the distance. Bloody got them. For those of

744
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: you that are still sitting in the palms of their hands,

745
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 2: our hands got on mother, Jordan Curly, We've got a

746
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: bid for you up next. Woods you repurpose the same

747
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: game that you do every week.

748
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 4: No, I have not.

749
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: I'm doing this Woodies Believe It or Not? Very similar

750
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 2: to Woodies Real or Fake? Very similar to Woodies one

751
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 2: and a billion. Real or Fake is choosing between real

752
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: or fake? Believe it or not? Is do you believe me? So?

753
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 3: Look I've got some one in a billion stories in

754
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 3: front of me. Some of them I've made up, some

755
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: of them are true. Away, So without further ado, do

756
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 3: you want best of five.

757
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 2: Or best of three? I'll see how well the segment's going.

758
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: Okay, So this first one is about famous escape artist

759
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 3: Harry Hudini. Yes, so Harry Hoodny was once in hospital

760
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 3: with a broken ankle. Famously he would do a lot

761
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 3: of tricks to go through pain and whatever. He was

762
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 3: talking to one of the nurses, thank you, he.

763
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 2: Was Famously he would go through a lot of tricks

764
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 2: that were very painful and whatever. Well's most famous magician.

765
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 3: He was in He was in hospital with this broken ankle,

766
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 3: and he says to one of the nurses, my stomach

767
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 3: can withstand any punch in the stomach's been finished. I

768
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 3: don't believe Jocelyn the nurse, Justlyn Whitehead is her name,

769
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 3: then punched him in the stomach and he died later

770
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 3: that afternoon. That is a true story. That is a

771
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 3: one hundred percent true story. That's how Harry Hood and

772
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 3: he died from him from her punching him in the stomach.

773
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 3: A nurse punched him in the stomach five times. Apparently

774
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 3: the story goes that he forgot to flex. It's obviously

775
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: what he wants to let people know.

776
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 2: Where did you read this?

777
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 3: He died loud that afternoon. The website called a weird

778
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 3: truth weird historical stories that sound made up. That's where

779
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 3: I got it from. Bloody got him whitelaw. Okay, number two,

780
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 3: this is about the artist Picasso. Yeah, I'm sure you

781
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 3: know if PA's work, as he was known to his friends,

782
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: so get this, and this is from anecdotal stories. Yes,

783
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 3: but apparently he would famously when he had guests coming over,

784
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 3: get completely nude and paint himself the same color as

785
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 3: his wallpaper. Paint himself the same and then stand against

786
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 3: the wallpaper. He'd leave the front door open, his guests

787
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 3: would come in, and he would jump out and scare

788
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 3: them completely nude. Is that true or if I made that?

789
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know it was a bit of

790
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: a weirdo. That's super weird, though I don't think it's true.

791
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 2: It's not true. Yes, and you know why I know that.

792
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 2: You know how I know that because you're a perverted

793
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: little Yeah, going to make up anything? Picture, I'll make

794
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 2: it because himself that you do that, you had too

795
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: much of you.

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00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 3: All right, give me some sort of drone. Obviously, this

797
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 3: is this is everything, this is the last one. Okay, yeah, yeah,

798
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 3: come on for deel Castro, Fidel Castro. Summarize him for

799
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 3: everyone will in case people don't know who he is.

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00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 2: I'm sure I wracked my brains for who he is.

801
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: The dictator. So we're doing about I was hoping, you know, sorry, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,

802
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: he turned out to be a bit of a dictator

803
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 2: in there. We wouldn't say that prime founder of founder

804
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 2: of communism in Cuba, exactly right ahead of the registation

805
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: died recently. No, not recently, that's died in twenty sixteen.

806
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 3: Okay, but did you know that for a for a

807
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 3: long period of time, the c i A was genuinely

808
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 3: trying to have him assassinated. Yes, I didn't well yeah, yeah,

809
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 3: one of those assassination attempts wasn't quite an assassination attempt,

810
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 3: but they wanted to lace his cigar with acid.

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Speaker 2: This was a genuine planet was written up.

812
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: They were going to lace one of his cigars with

813
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 3: LSD And they were.

814
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: Sorry when he said acid, I thought you meant like,

815
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 2: actually hydrochlic He's just gonna end up with a couple

816
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: of chapped lips. No, no, no, no, no no.

817
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: The hallucinogenic fool proof, the hallucinogenic yes, LSD yes. And

818
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 3: they were hoping that he would smoke that cigar and

819
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 3: then do an interview and like trip over and fall

820
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 3: over and stuff, and it would ruin his reputation.

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Speaker 2: Wow, is that a true story? Or if I just

822
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: made that up?

823
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 3: Genuine attempt from the CIA.

824
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: If this is not true, you've done a very good job.

825
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 2: Thank you in advance. I think it's true. Yeah, No

826
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 2: matter what. Wow, the sweet taste of victory at quarter

827
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 2: to six in the afternoon. He doesn't get much better

828
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 2: than that? What try again next year?

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Speaker 1: It was see what you're hearing? Find us on Instagram

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