WEBVTT - MINI: Patsy's Diary

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show yesterday was Mega Medal Monday. We need

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<v Speaker 2>something for Tuesday at the moment, I've got Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Talent Tuesday, Tang Tuesday, Tenacious Tuesday, and tip Top Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>What about taking a look at that gold Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that as well. I like that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>All strong contenders. All right, now it is time we

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<v Speaker 2>begged her yesterday. She's listened to the begging. Pats revealed

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday for years she's been keeping a diary. We asked

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<v Speaker 2>us she should come in and just read a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of random entries. Pats, you brought in some of the diaries.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one of my exercise books.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, And what year are we going back to?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Just this year? No, No, you're hilarious. No, just this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought would keep it constant. But I've only selected

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that you know, want to share.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely no to private.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I just presumed that you do that anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>without saying, yeah, we don't anything too personal.

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<v Speaker 4>Well that's right, absolutely, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Mastually think what's going on Patsy's life that's so interesting

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<v Speaker 2>and exotic.

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<v Speaker 3>And you've never really censored like that before on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's always the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So take us back to what were are

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<v Speaker 4>we going today? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So look, we're going to go back to March and

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<v Speaker 1>March five, all right. Trying to remind Odds about gratefulness

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<v Speaker 1>today she was complaining about the blue paper and how

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<v Speaker 1>hard it was on a backside. When I reminded her

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<v Speaker 1>in Roman times they shared a sponge on the end

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<v Speaker 1>of a long stick in communal bathrooms and let's be

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<v Speaker 1>soaking in a bucket of salt.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean that isn't that we haven't progressed that

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<v Speaker 4>much with that horrible brush.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't like your backside, nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>You use it and then it's sits in the marinade.

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<v Speaker 4>Yea is horrible?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that at home? I think?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's tanging in that. It's a pooh marinade. That

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<v Speaker 4>can't be. It was twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Four, especially communal ones, officers and toilets.

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<v Speaker 1>This is disgusting gratefulness was the lesson of that day.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll skip up to March. I reckon, We'll go about

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<v Speaker 1>March twenty six. This century got recognized at the plaza today, which,

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<v Speaker 1>for an introvert like me, still feels, oh yeah, this is.

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<v Speaker 3>An interesting selection of Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So first, it's a life lesson about gratitude? Is this

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<v Speaker 4>about just how great you are?

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<v Speaker 1>Still feels a little weird, or so I thought. Lady

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<v Speaker 1>told me that she loved the show and said how

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<v Speaker 1>much FEV.

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<v Speaker 3>Cracks her up.

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<v Speaker 1>Awkward She thought I was ffa hawks June. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of the day ahead, thinking of the year ahead, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five. I'm thinking what is twenty twenty five going

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<v Speaker 1>to bring. I had like a day of enlightenment this day,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of doing a marriage celebrant. Course, twelve year old

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<v Speaker 1>me would not be surprised by this.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he'd be a great celebrant.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it is the twelve year old not surprised a

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<v Speaker 1>drink because I've always loved I've always loved weddings, always

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<v Speaker 1>love weddings.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you'd be great?

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<v Speaker 1>My family calls me Muriel because I love a winning Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be great. That this is fairly recent. This is

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<v Speaker 1>last month. I think Presley is besotted with me. This

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<v Speaker 1>is our dog, totally in love. Caught him just gazing

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<v Speaker 1>into my eyes today. If I could clone him, I would.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been sent to me for a reason.

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<v Speaker 3>You cleaned the pool off him, yet yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still there's more on him yesterday, Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>This diary has been heavily airbrushed. No it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't boring show biography.

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<v Speaker 4>Where it's all. And then the funny thing happened. I

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<v Speaker 4>got recognized. And here's a lesson about gratitude. I talked

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<v Speaker 4>my child.

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<v Speaker 3>None of the real stuff, none of the great and gross.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want the great and gross.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't. We get it every day, whether we ask.

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