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Speaker 1: Got anything good?

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. I wanted

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Speaker 2: to get your phones out right now when it's safe

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Speaker 2: and look at the most recent text message you received.

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Speaker 2: Mine is actually from my wife yesterday. When you're in

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Speaker 2: a long term relationship, most of your communication is so Monday.

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Speaker 1: It's just basically data transferred to one human to another,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Admin.

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Speaker 2: It actually more like your business partners running sadly and

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Speaker 2: not for profit business called being a parent. One of

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Speaker 2: the most recent messages I got my wife yesterday at

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Speaker 2: eleven am was please find the cat when you get back.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise my wife just took off for the day and

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Speaker 2: couldn't find the cat. And so that's that's my job,

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Speaker 2: you know, in the morning breakfast radio to other day

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Speaker 2: cat wrangler. It took me ages to find this big

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Speaker 2: ass cat of ours, Larry. He's a very big cat.

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Speaker 2: He's from Prussia. Oh that's what his cat passport said, Russia.

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Speaker 1: Did he claim over from Prussia?

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Speaker 2: Well, he's obviously traveled a lot because we actually got him.

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Speaker 2: He's a boken cat. It's a long way from Prussia,

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Speaker 2: but his cat passport says that he is.

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Speaker 1: He has Prussian and blood in him.

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Speaker 2: He's I think he's probably like eighteenth in line to

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Speaker 2: the throne there, King bill Helm. Yes, that's what we

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Speaker 2: call him bill m That's why he doesn't respond to Larry.

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Speaker 1: That's probably why we're losing him so much.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I had to conduct a cat search through the

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Speaker 2: house and he'd actually somehow got into a drawer. My

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Speaker 2: wife had closed the drawer. Larry was not screaming to

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Speaker 2: get out open the drawer. His sort of his eyes,

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Speaker 2: you know, when they found Sadam, his spider old and

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Speaker 2: he we didn't want to get out there. He actually

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Speaker 2: sort of coaxed out, well dragged out. That was Larry yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It was like, God damn waking me up at midday.

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Speaker 1: My Prussian blood, this is when we sleep.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, the most recent text message from my wife

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Speaker 2: is please find the cat when you get back. So

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Speaker 2: I wanted to imagine now the most recent text you

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Speaker 2: know that's right at the top of your phone. You're

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Speaker 2: inbox there, that now is going to be on your tombstone.

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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: When people come to pay their regards, mine would just

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Speaker 2: say find the cat Larry. Everyone thinks, oh, maybe he's

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Speaker 2: gone to the other side.

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Speaker 1: To find that.

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Speaker 3: Are we all trying to find Like.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to find Larry. It's our new big game.

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Speaker 2: We're playing on gold for the next six weeks. Find Larry,

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Speaker 2: win the cash. What's on yours there?

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Speaker 1: Ask? This is actually it's not about those bloody figs,

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Speaker 1: is it.

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Speaker 3: That's not about those figs. My partner will send me

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Speaker 3: your text. That is so huge. I'm proud of you

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Speaker 3: because I, for the first time I ever figured out

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Speaker 3: how to inflate my tires on my car at the

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Speaker 3: petrol station.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a lame clap loose.

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Speaker 3: I feel like a sixteen year old.

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Speaker 1: Where were you shoving that nozzle? It goes in one place.

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Speaker 3: I've just never done it before. I've always been too

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Speaker 3: intimidated by the process, so I just had never inflated

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Speaker 3: my tires.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, now today, yes, you know how to use it.

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Speaker 1: Don't you want to keep doing it?

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Speaker 3: I want to do it everything.

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Speaker 1: It's never been easy now because you pre set it.

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Speaker 1: Wait for the PSI. Yeah, the PSI it's opened to

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Speaker 1: the show. Guys. Just because K and J aren't on

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Speaker 1: air doesn't mean we need to become K and J.

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Speaker 3: Thirty three PSI on the front, thirty two on the rear,

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Speaker 3: and you.

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Speaker 1: Know this live hack.

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Speaker 2: Every single car, no matter it's a high your own

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Speaker 2: car always has it displayed on the underside of the

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Speaker 2: car door, the driver door. Real, yep, it will save

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Speaker 2: you when you have high cars you're trying to work

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Speaker 2: out that p size and get all the suitcases in

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Speaker 2: the back. You can see it there quite easily.

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Speaker 3: It still wasn't quite that they have it in some

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Speaker 3: other thing that's not PSIZ so I still have is it's.

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Speaker 1: Something like that?

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Speaker 3: And have to what is this band?

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Speaker 1: KSI?

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Speaker 2: I think it's a streamer, it's a Twitter maybe I

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Speaker 2: think it's a gamer.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's on all cars? Is he all right? Patsy?

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Speaker 2: What's the most recent text message on your phone? You've

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Speaker 2: obviously had a big night last night.

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Speaker 4: I was out and that's when I got the text.

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Speaker 2: Rio came in and then ducked behind a pillar where

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Speaker 2: you can't see.

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Speaker 1: Him and goes, have you seen Patsy's hair? She's obviously

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Speaker 1: had a big.

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Speaker 3: Night brushed it. Yet it's more, much more elevated behive.

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Speaker 4: The Langham Ladies were out last night. We had a

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Speaker 4: beautiful dinner for.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know about the Langham Ladies, it's it's

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Speaker 2: a female bikeys.

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Speaker 3: We're a sect.

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Speaker 4: No, we had a lovely dinner. It came at eight twenty,

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Speaker 4: just before dessert came to my and it was from

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Speaker 4: the love God. Who else do you think you could

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Speaker 4: uber me a bisc Off Storm? I love you seriously, Chris,

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Speaker 4: what's a biscus story?

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Speaker 2: I think it's the Melbourne Storm new sponsors nothing Toughersco Storm.

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Speaker 4: They're like soft served with biscoff and topping. He must

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Speaker 4: have had the munchies at eight twenty.

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Speaker 1: See you're having a night out.

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Speaker 2: Chris is having them whatever he wants, but he has

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Speaker 2: to ask mommy to get him the Uber.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, my husband's not allowed to have his

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Speaker 1: own Uber.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't know. He is so backward with apps. I

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Speaker 4: keep saying to him.

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Speaker 1: It's not knowing how to do your tires on a car.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: I said to him, you need to download the app.

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Speaker 4: It's not I'm not the gatekeeper of Uber eats. Do

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Speaker 4: it yourself. You're old enough to do it yourself.

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Speaker 2: Old enough your fifties Bisco monkeys on a Wednesday night.

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Speaker 1: That is living.

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Speaker 2: I'm jealous, actually, Alex also news, Is this stuff for

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Speaker 2: that sinus of yours?

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Speaker 1: No? This is peak marriage bliss. Hey, can you put

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Speaker 1: dishwasher on? I might not make it back down?

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Speaker 2: Fifty percent of messages about that dishwasher up?

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Speaker 1: Can you empty? Have you reloaded? It is blinking f

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Speaker 1: seventeen again. Yeah, this is after wrestling our children to

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Speaker 1: bed last night. She's like, I can't make it back down.

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Speaker 1: You deal with it. I'm going to bed all right. Then,

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Speaker 1: have a look on your phone.

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Speaker 2: What is the most recent text message imagined now that

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Speaker 2: that is permanently on your tombstone? Texted into us? Sorry,

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Speaker 2: voice broke. That was just so emotional four seventy five

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Speaker 2: three one oh four three

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