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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was actually insightful stuff. She confirmed a whole

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we also read some erotic fiction based on actual

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Speaker 1: erotic fiction, which is interesting stuff using people's jobs to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, never knew that was a job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, jeez.

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Speaker 2: We hear from people's most brutal feedback they've received because

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Speaker 2: I was torched, Yeah on fight like savagely torch. Yeah, brutalized,

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Speaker 2: And you'll hear that in the podcast. Plus, we kick

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Speaker 2: things off by telling you guys of something that couples

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Speaker 2: do in the beardroom that creates an eighty six percent

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, which was a lot of smoking mirrors from

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Speaker 2: Edit that from the intro where we're hooking people in

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Speaker 2: and I hope that's been done. So if it hasn't,

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Speaker 2: this is super awkward for me because you've kept it

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Speaker 1: Every Yeah, who would go? And where is bard? Nobody

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Speaker 4: Listen, listen, listen, happy my name everyone you are with

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Speaker 2: How I'm outstanding? I mean, any show where you and

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Speaker 2: I are talking erotic novels exciting stuff is a good show,

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Speaker 2: if you ask, ma'am. And it wasn't so long ago that,

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Speaker 2: in the name of charity, we got Matt Preston to

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, you have never seen a sticky Tariaki tofu

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Speaker 2: That's good stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's got a saucy of voice press and I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure we can guarantee the same quality. He's got a

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Speaker 1: career in reading erotic fiction, definitely. If cook shows don't

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Speaker 1: work out, luckily, that one they did on Channel seven

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right. Well, hey, well up next, there is

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Speaker 2: something that couples do in the bedroom, Yes, that gives

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Speaker 2: So if you don't want to go through a divorce

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it right here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've gotcha, because I will reveal that thing right.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Hey, well, there is something that couples do in

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Speaker 2: the bedroom that gives them an eighty six percent divorce rate. Now,

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Speaker 2: it's not sex related. So any sexy guesses.

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Speaker 1: Obviously in the gutter. Now can I get onto my

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Speaker 2: You may have two two guesses before the song I

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Speaker 1: More, give me three. I'll meet you a three.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you three perfect. I will decide you you aready,

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Speaker 1: First guess is before you fall asleep. Before you fall asleep,

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Speaker 2: No, that's not incorrect. Incorrect, incorrect.

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Speaker 1: Don't try and build the space with me. I can

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Speaker 1: Do you try and hold this face? Do you do you.

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Speaker 2: Always kiss your partner before bed.

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Speaker 1: Just before we fall asleep while we're in bird yes?

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Speaker 1: Tongue yep, no, no tongue you savage enough.

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Speaker 2: Guess two thirty one, six or five. If you want

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Speaker 2: Will your guest number two? You're none from one?

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Speaker 2: And it's pretty good with the towels, I'm probably the

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Speaker 2: three damp towels. That's incorrect. That's incorrect. Shocking behavior, but incorrect.

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Speaker 2: You want one more before the song? You get one

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and if I get near it, you're not gonna let.

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Speaker 7: Me say it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not sure i'll see because.

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Speaker 5: To ruin your game.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to ruin your game.

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Speaker 2: You're getting too closet. Wow, there's something that couples do

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Speaker 2: Good guess? Incorrect? Molly correct, Yeah, that would be a shocker. Snoring.

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Speaker 2: If your partner started snoring loudly, will would you break

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Speaker 2: to Alexis thirty one or six five Alexis, What do

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Speaker 2: Under the doner. Will's a big farer under the dinner.

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Speaker 1: But we you're not saying that because you do this,

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Speaker 1: you've given up something. They're by saying the Dozy Owl.

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Speaker 2: Well, we knew that, No we didn't.

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Speaker 2: It's very similar to dirty towel. You are running out

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Speaker 1: Faking well, your phone line skipped at a beautiful point.

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Speaker 2: Then we heard we got it incorrect? In correct? There

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Speaker 2: You ask me, real quick, real quick, time out. You

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Speaker 6: Sleeping positions?

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Speaker 1: Sleeping positions divorce?

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Speaker 6: What do you mean, so like when you're facing each

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Speaker 1: Mmm, oh, so you're talking about like how you how

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Speaker 2: So what position? What position do you think leads to

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Speaker 9: I say facing each other because morning brooks.

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Speaker 2: Because of morning breaks, you're in the right area of Maddie.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you the win the way, No, luckily for it.

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Speaker 2: It's about sleeping position. So I'm giving Maddie the win.

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Speaker 2: But the eighty six percent divorce right is from the

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Speaker 2: female spoon. So if the female spoons you, there is

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Speaker 2: an eighty six percent divorce rate. Now will you stink

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Speaker 2: of a spoonee? Do you?

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Speaker 1: But we've just you and I boats enjoy spoons, so

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Speaker 2: Relationships are over?

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Speaker 1: You know what's really well? No, well not at all.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriends still faking for you now right now, though

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Speaker 1: a bit of a strange one. Love you to join

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Speaker 1: But do you think, based on the signs, you're currently

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Speaker 2: Yeah, treacherous territory.

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Speaker 1: Treacherous territory. I'll explain mine A six but third and

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Speaker 1: I was disappointed. Yeah, but we got there in the end.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, it looks like it looks like Western Australia has

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Speaker 2: Is just like when someone friend zones it's right.

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Speaker 1: You think you're good, You think you're good, You think

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Speaker 1: Boom, Yeah all over, you're gone, yeah're gone. You've ordered

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Speaker 2: Of course you are in flight movie Jumanji. No doubt

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Speaker 4: We're going to talk about because I reckon it's a

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Speaker 1: I honestly, do you know, I like these people in

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Speaker 2: Seven years ago, will I thought I was going really

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Speaker 2: I thought they were dates, and then before you know what,

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Speaker 1: And I just knew that's friend zone ritory. Straight up.

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Speaker 2: The heart and that's what you and me are. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're the helicopter slash drone above the maze.

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Speaker 1: Would probably be a drone rather than he would be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a tailor here on thirteen one o

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Speaker 2: six ' five Taylor, let us be your cheap drones.

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Speaker 2: You're currently in a situation where you think you might

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Speaker 9: Yes, definitely.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's going on?

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Speaker 9: So I've been talking to this guy for five months,

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Speaker 9: really like him, think he's a great guy. Was caught

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Speaker 1: Could before the boys? When is he calling? When's he

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Speaker 1: calling to boys? Catch ups? Like is there a footy

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Speaker 9: Or when the footy was going on? He's always sort

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Speaker 6: But yeah, now I.

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Speaker 9: Sort of don't know. Oh I'm too tired or can

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Speaker 9: we do another day?

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Speaker 1: How old is he? Old is he? Taylor?

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Speaker 9: Twenty five?

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Speaker 1: So he still needs his boy time?

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Speaker 2: Taylor. I don't want to get too personal here, but

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Speaker 2: has there been kissing?

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Speaker 9: There's been a kiss and nothing else.

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Speaker 2: Just one one, one solo kiss when you said goodbye

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, caught up twice. You've been speaking for five months?

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Speaker 1: And did you kiss on the first that or the

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Speaker 9: Second?

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Speaker 1: And he hasn't caught up with you since the second one.

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Speaker 9: We're actually planned to catch up tonight, but I don't

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Speaker 9: know if you'll bail.

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Speaker 2: Oh wowe yes, Taylor Spike in the Taylor, I feel

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Speaker 2: like we need to talk tomorrow. Do you mind if

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Speaker 2: we just we just bring this back up tomorrow like

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Speaker 2: you do your date tonight. I'd say try and kiss

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Speaker 2: I'm bad at that.

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Speaker 1: Can we talk tomorrow? Taylor?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll give you guys.

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Speaker 1: Where's the date?

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Speaker 9: We're just getting donuts Daniel's donuts.

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Speaker 1: Perfect sounds good, sounds, good talent.

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Speaker 2: You speak to you tomorrow a couple of donuts. Hopefully

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Speaker 2: it doesn't give you donuts. Here is Let's go to

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Speaker 2: Jody here.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, she got here before we go to Joe? She

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Speaker 1: got heres anymore?

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Speaker 2: Not sure?

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Speaker 1: Don't you think? So he's taking her to donuts?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 2: I think tonight it's a big night. Man, I think

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Speaker 2: it's not a big night.

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Speaker 1: One kiss in five months.

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Speaker 2: Footy seasons over forty seasons.

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Speaker 1: But you don't want to be with the guy who's

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Speaker 2: Might be a diehard fan. Let's real quick. Go to Jodi. Jody,

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Speaker 2: what's your situation? You think you're in the friend zone.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I've been seeing a guy for a year

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Speaker 6: halfa and I am yet to meet his parents or

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Speaker 7: Jody.

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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be. I wouldn't be going through

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Speaker 6: shouts every weekend if there was.

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Speaker 1: No action, well, hell been going around to cook pasta

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Speaker 2: I I, well, I have not speaking out a term here,

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Speaker 2: but I don't think out of turn. Sorry, Jody, I

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Speaker 2: don't think you're in the friend zone. I think you're

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Speaker 2: about that?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and I've thought that.

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Speaker 1: Surely you've thought of that. It's been eighteen months, Jody,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are you He could be hiding something

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Speaker 1: as well, Jody, Like, do you know anything about his

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Speaker 1: friends or family? I mean, I mean I had to

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Speaker 1: could be having two relationships at the same time, one.

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Speaker 6: Of those Oh no, no, oh maybe. I mean I've only

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Speaker 6: seen him on the weekend, and when his friend's called

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is starting to sound red flags going

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Speaker 1: Could be a fake person. What bad luck, Jody? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for God? Yeah? Fake like gives her an alias, you know,

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Speaker 1: like he's Bob with his family, He's Terry with her.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why Terry, and he's got five families.

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Speaker 1: Preck for showing. Let's let's go to Amy for anyone.

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Speaker 1: Hey Amy, Hey Amy, we're talking about being in the

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Speaker 1: in the friend zone. You're you'd like to offer some

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Speaker 8: I think that for when women are trying to give

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Speaker 8: relationship with the guys, they are giving out those signals,

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Speaker 8: and when it gets to the point of your example

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Speaker 2: Oh so I was getting lots of hints when I

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is I reckon.

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Speaker 8: And I think it's just because you're potentially looking for

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Speaker 8: I think the classic one is after you've been in

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was happening. Yeah, that was happening. We had

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Speaker 2: like Meet the Friends.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now trying for small talk. Smart you Australia's best

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Speaker 1: small talker.

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Speaker 2: If you are, you go home with something of stolen

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Speaker 2: off beck Judd's desk. We got Adam here on thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. Adam crack into that small talk.

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Speaker 2: There's we're going good, mate, We're good. Just ask us

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Speaker 2: how we are crack in brack in, Darlene, crack into

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Speaker 2: your small talk?

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Speaker 1: How many times? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did you know what chainsaws were invented to sist with childbirth?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Why seriously, darlingne yes, yes, in what way?

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Speaker 8: I'm not lying?

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Speaker 2: You can google it? True that hell, I don't know the.

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Speaker 1: Hell you're gone, Then you're gone. And if another person

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Speaker 1: kills his segment with an unsubstantiated fact, I mean we'll

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Speaker 1: block you. We'll block you for life. I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: But I think she's in the lead. Pend In producers

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Speaker 2: get to Google and all right, let's go to Isabelle,

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Speaker 2: because if she's right, that's amazing. Isabelle crack into your

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Speaker 8: Your brain cannot actually construct faces of people, so when

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Speaker 8: you have dreams.

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Speaker 2: I was into that.

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Speaker 1: I was into that small talk woods. Yeah, if it's

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Speaker 1: substantial faces she was constructing them. She was in dreams.

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Speaker 1: I mean like, there's like already three threads. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to follow that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, fair enough. We don't want to do work

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Speaker 2: in our segment.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let everyone know we have got an

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Speaker 1: update on the chainsaw thing. I'll come to that at

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Speaker 1: the end. Okay, I'll come to that at the end. Great,

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Speaker 1: because Darlene can just sit on the phone there.

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Speaker 2: Yep, let's go to Jesse. Jesse, crack into your small talk, mate.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: So I love my fishing, and my wife asked me,

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Speaker 10: did you catch anything? I go, no, babe, That's why

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Speaker 10: it's called fishing, not catching.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind looking. I don't even for you. I

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Speaker 2: don't love it even.

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Speaker 1: Laugh even for you. That was bad. Well, let's go

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Speaker 1: back to Darlene because she's patiently waiting. She came on

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Speaker 1: and said, this is your win small talk on Monday,

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Speaker 1: she came on and said chainsaws were invented to help

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Speaker 2: I got one question for you, darling, before you confirm

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Speaker 2: but it was designed to cut the pouch open.

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Speaker 9: To get the child out.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: If it's true, Darlene, we're going to cross out. Well,

450
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Speaker 1: we're going to cross. We've got someone gurgling and not

451
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Speaker 1: just saying random things into the telephone, So give us

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Speaker 1: a second.

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Speaker 2: Chain saws were actually invented for when the child got

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Speaker 2: stuck and they had to crack the pelvis to let

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Speaker 2: the baby out. Come on here, Darlene. Wow, Hey, Darlene,

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Speaker 2: I Reckon. You love this book. By the way, I've

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Speaker 2: stolen there for this off beck Judd's desk. You've won

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Speaker 2: yourself the book Sunshine, which is the diary of a

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Speaker 2: lap dancer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, super interesting, Dars. That's all for you, tyl. Do

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Speaker 1: you know the is the chain saw thing?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 1: Is that just totally pass now? You can't does say

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Speaker 1: that they're old. You can't request the chainsaw at any

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Speaker 1: stage you got Sorry, this.

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Speaker 2: Was way before the sea section.

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Speaker 1: Boys, What do I use.

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Speaker 2: To sea section?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: What do I.

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Speaker 1: We won't need to go, Darlane, don't don't. Well they

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Speaker 1: cut you open.

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Speaker 2: We're not a chainsaws like a pizza slicer?

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Speaker 1: Is it? What sort of knife us? A scalpel? Imagine?

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Speaker 2: I use a scalpel.

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Speaker 1: Oh, is it a laser? What you know, like in

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Speaker 1: Alien where she goes when she gets when she gets laser,

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Speaker 1: the thing gets laser out of it. But it's a

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Speaker 1: sea section.

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Speaker 2: It's not like, hey Darlane, you're still there. How do

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Speaker 2: you do a C section? What did I used to

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Speaker 2: do a C section?

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Speaker 1: The scalp scalpel? Yeah, yeah, that's nice.

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Speaker 2: It's a scalefel. There you go. Not that exciting podcasting?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 1: read from the best highest rated Get this the highest

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Speaker 1: rated erotic fiction on the planet right now, And that's

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Speaker 1: based on how fast your heart rate gets when you

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Speaker 1: read it. Wow, I'll tell you what that are very

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Speaker 1: very short. Then I'll read you some as well. That's

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Speaker 1: right up next after astray. It's easiest quiz as Tulliusesius Toils.

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Speaker 2: Playing the quiz today, we've got Audrey. There are thirty

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Speaker 2: seconds on the clock. You got to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 2: You can pass on any question and we have to

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Speaker 2: take your first answer first. Hey, Audrey, before we start

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Speaker 2: the quiz, and please tell me if this is to

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Speaker 2: much of a personal question. But do you dabble in

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Speaker 2: erotic fiction?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I don't know anything about erotic fiction.

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Speaker 2: You don't know anything about it.

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Speaker 9: I don't really know.

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Speaker 6: I don't really read it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, how much a reader?

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Speaker 1: That's also a very personal question to ask you the

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Speaker 1: first time in the radio show or just on the radio.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, even well within your right or even just

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Speaker 1: off the radio.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I regret all that. Let's do it.

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Speaker 7: Ten.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's thirty seconds. Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what were chainsaws invented for? If a person is

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Speaker 1: older than you, does that make them wiser than you?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Name something you might say at a music festival. Celebrities

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Speaker 1: name of city beginning with L, her past name of

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Speaker 1: Justin Beavers song sorry did two rights make it wrong?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Spelled bike b I K or we'll give you a bike.

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Speaker 2: I'd give you. You haven't quite got there though, Audrey, Sorry,

533
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Speaker 2: I had to be a bit quicker. We passed on

534
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Speaker 2: a few as well. What were chainsaws invented for?

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Speaker 7: You?

536
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Speaker 2: Clearly weren't listening to our show.

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Speaker 9: I was not listening to that question.

538
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Speaker 2: So what's the answer?

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Speaker 9: Chainsaws for cutting wood?

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Speaker 2: But no, we just found out on the show they're

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Speaker 2: actually for childhood.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, name of city beginning with l Latvia's country Lebanon, Lebanon,

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Speaker 2: count Lisborn.

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Speaker 1: We would take Lisbon.

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Speaker 2: We would take Lisbon. Uh, everything else you got right,

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Speaker 2: Audreys didn't quite get there fast. London, London would be

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Speaker 2: a good one.

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Speaker 1: London, London. This is real backwater chat podcasting.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a bit of a saucy segment. Now, it's a

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Speaker 1: bit of a saucy segment Monday Afternoon.

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Speaker 2: It's very popular. We're talking erotic novels everyone, Yeah, it's it's.

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Speaker 1: Popular, wildly popular. Well, Fifty Shades of Gray was. It

555
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Speaker 1: was the top dog for a while there, no more.

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Speaker 1: It was a big book. That was a big book

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Speaker 1: in lots of ways. I don't mind me, Christian. Now

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Speaker 1: I've got the rundown of the top ten most heart

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Speaker 1: racing erotic novels, and.

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Speaker 2: Does shades get in there?

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Speaker 1: Fifty shades of gray, mate, fifty shades of gray, fifty

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Speaker 1: shades darker, darker, and fifty shades even darker? Is also there?

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Speaker 2: They're all in the top ten. Yes, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so they're all there?

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Speaker 1: Is there is there was there another one after them,

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Speaker 1: fifty shades. I don't behind the bookcase or something.

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Speaker 2: That there's a third fifty shades, but no one knows

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Speaker 2: what the name is.

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Speaker 1: Freed free, free shades, shades free, not as sexy as

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Speaker 1: dark and was it just running out of options? But anyway,

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Speaker 1: or color palettes for that matter. Now look the top ten,

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Speaker 1: if anyone's interested. There's this book called Sweet Surrender. They've

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Speaker 1: ranked this by how fast your heart rate is as

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Speaker 1: you read it. So they strapped a whole punch a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people up to heart rate monitors. Wow, Sweet

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Speaker 1: Surrender by Maya Banks, And there's a whole bunch of them.

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Speaker 1: She's got six of them. The heartbreak got up to

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Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty seven beats per minute reading Sweet Surrender.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty quick, bloody Earth. It is fifty Shades of

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Speaker 1: Gray comes in one hundred and thirty one. Cheers. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so look that. To be honest, some of the sex

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Speaker 1: scenes in them we actually can't read. But we have

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Speaker 1: got one of the books here, which is The wind

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Speaker 1: Up Bird Chronicle by Murakami. He's a wonderful Japanese author

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Speaker 1: as well. We've read a couple of his books. We've

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Speaker 1: got a sex scene involving erotic scene woods. What we've

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Speaker 1: done is we've highlighted the naughty words because we obviously

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Speaker 1: can't read them out on radio, but we want to

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Speaker 1: give you guys a flavor for how saucy the book is.

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Speaker 2: That's right. So we're putting our heads together and what

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Speaker 2: can we replace the naughty words with? And we thought,

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Speaker 2: oh no, let's get people with weird jobs to call up,

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Speaker 2: and let's just use words that are associated with their jobs.

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Speaker 2: So we've got Taneil here to Neil. You're a chicken farmer? Yes, awesome.

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Speaker 2: How are the eggs this season?

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Speaker 9: They're great, They're great.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now what sorry to know the other thing? Do

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Speaker 1: you read erotic fiction?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well this should be a bit of a tread

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Speaker 1: for you. Then, so you've given us a list of

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Speaker 1: six words, and I won't read them out to everyone listening. Now,

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Speaker 1: we'll just feed them in here into this passage that

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Speaker 1: Woods and I've got, and you mean, your job will

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Speaker 1: never have sounded sexier to Neil. So look forward to this,

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Speaker 1: Tanil and everyone else. So this is a pretty saucy

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Speaker 1: scene from the wind Up Bird Chronicle with chick farming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, before we start, we're always going to go in

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Speaker 2: order there. Yeah, we're just going order there, right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna kick things off, okay, sure.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Just as I was about to bury my eggs, oh,

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Speaker 1: she suddenly moved away and began slowly to undress me. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she was not wearing panties. My hand felt the

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Speaker 2: warmth of her chook.

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Speaker 1: It was deep, warm, and filled with straw.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my fingers were all but sucked inside. Oh uh,

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Speaker 2: then create a cano.

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Speaker 1: That's a person's name.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, bob caadded me, and then she used her hand

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Speaker 11: to feed inside her whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: My dirty grew larger and harder. I felt I was

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Speaker 2: about to burst wide open. Wow, how's your heart raised?

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Speaker 2: To Neil, I mean your heartbeat?

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Speaker 9: I don't pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've thinn in another profession. I'm go get another

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Speaker 1: one of din't another one of these are cracking?

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Speaker 10: Now?

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Speaker 1: Will De and I had this great idea to read

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Speaker 1: a bit of erotic fiction on the radio this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Funnily enough, we had Matt Preston in here a little

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Speaker 1: while ago, reading for charity. He's proved how successful this

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Speaker 1: can be. He read well, he read some erotic fiction

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Speaker 1: and replaced the naughty words with cookbook words words from

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Speaker 1: his brand new cookbook, and it actually went down a

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Speaker 1: tree never listening to this.

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Speaker 2: Well on earth, did you get such a large, happily

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Speaker 2: Australian roast pumpkin and pumpkin seed for laffed with green

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Speaker 2: tahini sauce.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, you have never seen a sticky tariaki tofu

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Speaker 5: like this.

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Speaker 1: So there's a ranking on erotic fiction, wildly popular, wildly popular.

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Speaker 1: There's a ranking online of the top books which based

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Speaker 1: on how fast they make your heart rate go. So

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Speaker 1: there's this book called Sweet, Sweet Surrender, Sweet Surrender, which

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Speaker 1: goes to one hundred and thirty seven beats a minute.

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Speaker 1: That's where you can get it up to. And look,

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Speaker 1: I just promised you guys, i'd read a bit of that.

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Speaker 1: We can't read that.

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Speaker 2: No, that's too for Longe.

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Speaker 1: Like even if we replace the words with not so

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Speaker 1: naughty words from your job, we can't read that one.

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Speaker 1: Go and check that one out yourself.

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Speaker 2: That oh absolutely. But if weekend reading for you, no

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Speaker 2: dabt no dab South Australians. If you're gonna get locked up.

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Speaker 1: Til you get up and you're reading Sally Rooney's Normal people,

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Speaker 1: you were a bit like, whoa, this is hot, and hey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to I had to leave the room,

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Speaker 2: leave the room. No one else knows what you've read

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Speaker 2: to see me, because that was what's we when a

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Speaker 2: guy to starts sweating when he's reading a book, to

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Speaker 2: go to my room and remove my socks. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to Tina real quick. Tina, this is amazing. You're a

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Speaker 2: venom extractor.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow. So so someone gets bitten by a snake,

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Speaker 2: they come and see you and then you extract the venom.

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Speaker 6: No, that don't come and see me. So I go

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Speaker 6: to hospital and get treated with the anti venom that's

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Speaker 6: from the venom that's been extracted.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Tin, that's why. Okay, well yeah, you've you've given

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Speaker 2: us a whole bunch of terms that are synonymous with

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Speaker 2: your job as a venom extractor, and we're going to

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Speaker 2: insert them back into the Haruki Murakami classic wind Up

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Speaker 2: Bird chronicle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's saying a bit of a saucy saying, we've

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Speaker 1: we've put together here. Yeah, we can have that music

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Speaker 1: players job. Okay, So these are all words from Tina's profession.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Just as I was about to fang, she suddenly moved

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Speaker 1: away and began slowly to undress me.

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Speaker 2: She was not wearing panties. My hand felt the warmth

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Speaker 2: of her.

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Speaker 1: Snake, of her snake.

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Speaker 2: It's a plot twist, big plot twist.

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Speaker 1: It was deep, warm and dangerous. Nice Okay.

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Speaker 2: Then then Cretic Cano, who is the protagonist of this scene,

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Speaker 2: creat Caano. She she she venomed me and used her

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Speaker 2: hand to uh fang inside her.

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Speaker 1: I think I used it. Final is my My vile

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00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: grew larger and harder, and I felt like it was

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Speaker 1: about to burst bite open. I mean that just sounds

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Speaker 1: like a science experiment gone wrong at the end there,

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Speaker 1: But all in all, jeez, what a hot piece.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Round of applause. For Tina if we can Johnny is Tina.

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Speaker 2: Is the heart racing Tina?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I lost it after he sells her snake.

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Speaker 1: So podcasting now on Friday Woods we we experienced one

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Speaker 1: of the best calls we ever had.

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Speaker 2: Disagree.

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Speaker 1: Woman called Kath You thought you'd get around with a

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Speaker 1: little bit of light banter. She came on with the quiz.

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Speaker 1: I believe she.

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Speaker 2: Came on with the quiz, and she mentioned to us

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Speaker 2: that she was a big fan of the show, big

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00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: fan of the show, a big fan of the show.

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Speaker 2: So I saw that mean that she's equal fans of

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody, and that became very clear. I saw

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00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: that as an opportunity to give myself an ego boost.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And then and the shame on you for

713
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: fishing for compliments from callers, and hopefully this will teach

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Speaker 1: you in the future. But you went for a bit

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Speaker 1: of a fish and gee whiz did Kat flat bat

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Speaker 1: that straight back down the line? Backhand passing shot? Delish delish? Kat.

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Speaker 2: Generally speaking, when I have an idea, are you just like,

718
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Speaker 2: oh god, this will just be a stinker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I'm going to be brutally honest.

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Speaker 2: Shadowed my confidence started.

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Speaker 1: It as a loud as Joel's evil after in the studio,

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Speaker 1: it was.

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Speaker 2: The funniest thing probably on the shot this year and.

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Speaker 1: That hurts actually to me now Joel, so screw you.

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Speaker 2: It actually was as bad. This isn't the first time

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00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 2: I've been having on this show. We once got a

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Speaker 2: guy called Matt to call the show and we actually

728
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: asked him to sledge it.

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00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: Well, we asked for a bit of feedback.

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Speaker 2: We asked for a bit of feedback, and this is

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Speaker 2: what Matt said, Well.

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Speaker 7: You guys are ship your producers as ship and what

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Speaker 7: you're never going a girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a key skill in your life, no

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Speaker 1: matter how harsh the feedback, to be able to laugh

736
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Speaker 1: at the feedback you've given.

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Speaker 2: Of course, Michael Jordan once famously said, the quicker you

738
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: can receive the feedback and not like get over the

739
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Speaker 2: anger and learn from it the better. Absolutely, And I

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Speaker 2: think the key to that is laughing about it.

741
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Speaker 1: Absolutely laughing about it. And I mean sure at the

742
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: time he might not be able to have laughed at it.

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Speaker 1: But thirty one or six five's of phone number here on, William,

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Speaker 1: what do you I want to ask you guys, and

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00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: if you like, hats off to you, if you can

746
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: call the show right now, what's the harshest feedback you've

747
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: ever received? And this doesn't need to be professional as well,

748
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: like the one we're talking about them was very much professional.

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Speaker 1: But it might have been from your partner. They might

750
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: they might have said something to you about your appearance

751
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Speaker 1: or anything like that.

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00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: Maybe it was your kid. Maybe your kid was brutally

753
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: honest about your cooking or something.

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00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: On I actually had to. I was actually performing some

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Speaker 1: music as a gift to our digital producer The Wiz

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Speaker 1: on his thirtieth birthday. I was up there doing a

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00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: bit of music. I was here for this, and you

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00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: were there. You're at the party. Anyway'm up there and

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00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: thought it, you know, i'd open things up with a

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Speaker 1: bit of spoken word in a bit of poetry before

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Speaker 1: before he cracked into the songs.

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Speaker 2: Pretty progressive for the crowd.

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Speaker 1: Spoken poetry now, I don't know the words, yealing the

764
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: words anyway, I finished the spoken word first thing. I'd done,

765
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Speaker 1: very nervous beforehand. Anyway, the Wizards five year old nephew

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Speaker 1: Leo leans back from front and center in the crowd

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Speaker 1: and just goes that's not a song.

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Speaker 2: Which just brought an eruption of laughter across the entire party.

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Speaker 1: It was, and I'm trying to move on with things,

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00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: but but no one could hear my instrument. No one

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00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: could hear the sound over the laughter and applause that

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00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: were still going off the kids payout, So.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, it was the best response the crowd

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Speaker 2: gave you for your entire little set that you did.

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Speaker 1: The podcasting. We're talking about the harshest feedback you've ever

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Speaker 1: received you and I think it's important to laugh at

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00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: this sort of stuff. So thirty one and six five,

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Speaker 1: you've got some harsh feedback and you're willing to share

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Speaker 1: it with the audience. Will Farrell, I know you were

780
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Speaker 1: saying you got some great audio of him.

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00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got some very brutal feedback when he was

782
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Speaker 2: a bank teller. So I'll play that audio for everyone

783
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 2: very surely. But do you remember well when we first

784
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Speaker 2: started radio and we're received from feedback from someone saying that,

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Speaker 2: hey boys, I was listening to you guys, and I've

786
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 2: decided that I would rather stick two pins in my

787
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 2: ears and then drive into a tree than listen to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember, hold I how did I forget?

789
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Speaker 7: It?

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Speaker 2: Took me a while to laugh about that. One was

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Speaker 2: that that was that was a head to the company.

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Speaker 2: So let's go to Bruce on thirteen one out of

793
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Speaker 2: six five. Bruce, you've received some brutal feedback, mate, Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I was in the I used to live in

795
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 10: the States for about ten years. I used to drive

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Speaker 10: horses at the trots and I drove this source quite bad.

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00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 10: One time, this guy leaned over the fence and he

798
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 10: says to me, Hey, mate, I'm going to kick you

799
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Speaker 10: right in the fanny. And I said, that's funny, man,

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Speaker 10: I don't even have a fanny. I'm a bloke. I

801
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 10: went back to the stables and I said to the trainer,

802
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 10: I said, he's an American guy. I said, Hey, this

803
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 10: guy wants to kick me in a fanny. Man, how

804
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 10: strange is he? And he goes, hey, man, that means bum.

805
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 10: He wants to kick you in the bum.

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00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 2: The Bruce they call they call bums, fannies, bruises.

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Speaker 1: I understand the phone of it. No cool, though, Bruce.

808
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: There might be another radio stasion doing lost in translation

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Speaker 1: right now. Can I as a phone to me? I'm

810
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Speaker 1: not sure.

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Speaker 2: Can I clan. He's another line. I didn't mind every

812
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: Bruce can. I think he's another one. A bloke. Do

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00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: you remember the tennis player Tim Henman.

814
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Speaker 1: Yes, the British British tennis player.

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Speaker 2: He was having a shocking game in London and someone

816
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Speaker 2: yells out when he was planning. He goes, oh, Tim,

817
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Speaker 2: there's a bit of crap on the end of your racket.

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Speaker 2: The whole crowd here is Tim Henman tips up his

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Speaker 2: racket and looks on the end to see if there's

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Speaker 2: a bit of crap on there. And then when he

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Speaker 2: does that, the blog yells up, no, my on the

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Speaker 2: other end.

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Speaker 1: You get it.

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Speaker 2: Whole arena starts laughing. Is good, phenomenal gear.

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Speaker 1: We're we're talking harshest feedback you've ever received. We've got Tash, Tash,

826
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Speaker 1: what's the harshest feedback you've ever received?

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Speaker 9: My four year old daughters told me I'm too old

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Speaker 9: to wear a bikini.

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Speaker 2: Whack straight there, Well you're not, Tash, keep wearing that bikini.

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Speaker 1: How old are you?

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Speaker 9: I'm forty now, but it happened when I was thirty six,

832
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Speaker 9: because that was four.

833
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Speaker 1: Years ago, and I still whack on the next what

834
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Speaker 1: all of South Australia be feeling a bit of harsh

835
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Speaker 1: feedback from Dan Andrews, particularly in recent times. Well, look,

836
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Speaker 1: I don't want to be fitcy to South Australians.

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Speaker 5: But why would you want to go there?

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Speaker 1: Why would you want to go there?

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Speaker 2: Tash.

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Speaker 1: Smart's a bit more today, doesn't it. I mean that's wild.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jess now on thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 2: y five, Jess, most brutal feedback you've received.

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Speaker 8: I'm not may my husband actually from my three year

844
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 8: old sons.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, he doesn't like eating very much and he's holding

846
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 9: you need to eat because otherwise he's not going to

847
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Speaker 9: get pick and strong.

848
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Speaker 8: And here he sort of went quiet and then said,

849
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Speaker 8: my husband said you need to stop eating them.

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Speaker 1: Jess, savage, kids are savage.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for the gold Jazz. Will Ferrell's got to bring

852
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Speaker 2: one listening to this podcast recently called The Imperfect.

853
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: Sorry the ah Imperfect was the one I was on.

854
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: Thanks for the plug though, bro.

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00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 2: Now you're welcome smart a little bit of a deliverate,

856
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 2: I got your back. The podcast is called SmartLess. Will

857
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 2: Ferrell was a guest and he was talking about his

858
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Speaker 2: time as a bank teller and some brutal feedback that

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Speaker 2: he received on the job.

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Speaker 1: Have of this.

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Speaker 3: I once had a regular customer stopped me in the

862
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 3: middle of a transaction and say, can you call your

863
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Speaker 3: manager over? And I said sure, and I brought her

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Speaker 3: over and he's and in front of me. He said,

865
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 3: this guy is your worst teller, okay, and I just

866
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: want you to know this, and he did in a

867
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Speaker 3: very calm way, and he was like, look look at

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Speaker 3: him right now. He's sweating and I literally worked sweating.

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Speaker 1: So he brought the manager over just to tak to him.

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Speaker 2: And then yeah, apparently afterwards, Will Ferrer goes to be fair.

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Speaker 2: He's got a point. I'm terrible.

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Speaker 1: Really is a banker?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Will fare was a bank teller. Yeah, and

874
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: get this Wow. When Will Ferrell started doing stand up comedy,

875
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: he told the office like, oh, I'm glad to go

876
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: and do some stand up and the whole office was like,

877
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 2: but you're not funny, Oh my god. And now he's

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00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell podcasting.

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Speaker 4: Now, well you and I've got flights to give away,

880
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 4: Will and woodies. You don't thanks to division Australia is

881
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 4: go go, go you good things out's on if you

882
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 4: want to get hands on some free flights guys with

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00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 4: them dot com dot You just tell us where you

884
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 4: want to go and who you want to take with you.

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00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 1: It is that simple, Woods.

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00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 2: There is a small catch though, and you have to

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Speaker 2: prove that you're a good thing to win the return

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Speaker 2: flights with a virgin. We've got Jemmy here on thirteen

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Speaker 2: one oh sixty five. Jam Welcome, Hello, how are you going?

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Speaker 2: We're good? Thank you now, jem you've registered at Willamwoody

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Speaker 2: dot com dot au for the flights. Where are you

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Speaker 2: hoping to go?

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Speaker 9: I was hoping to go to do And it's such

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Speaker 9: a lovely place up.

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Speaker 2: There, beautiful, beautiful selection, and you're wanting to take your nan.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, she's a well deserving nun.

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Speaker 6: She's beautiful. I love my nun.

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Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, Okay. Well, despite the fact that she's already

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Speaker 2: deserving of the trip, the competition stipulates that she has

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Speaker 2: to prove that she's a good person for you both

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Speaker 2: to win the flights. So what we're going to do, Jim,

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Speaker 2: is we're going to be cold calling your nan right

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Speaker 2: now and Will what are you going to be asking her?

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Speaker 1: Well, Jim, is she a classical music lover?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she loves all music.

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Speaker 1: Okay home, okay, okay, wonderful. Well we're going to call

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Speaker 1: your grandma. I believe her name is Mary, and as

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Speaker 1: part of the Virgin Australias, Go Go, Go your good

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Speaker 1: thing selves, she's going to have to prove she is

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Speaker 1: a good thing by performing some sort of a song

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Speaker 1: in her kitchen with the items in her kitchen, so

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Speaker 1: we'll see what she's got. If she does that, you

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Speaker 1: and her are going to Darwin together. Okay, we'll pull

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Speaker 1: you down so she can't hear you. Are you ready, Jim, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm detly ready. Okay, let's give her a call. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: hi there, my name's Jamie. I'm calling from the Sydney

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Speaker 1: Symphonic Orchestra. What's your name?

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Speaker 8: Mary?

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Speaker 1: Hi there Mary? Now Mary. As you know, COVID's been

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Speaker 1: quite a shocking bit of a debacle for us here

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Speaker 1: at the Orchestra. We've actually got free tickets to the

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Speaker 1: concert Hall at the Sydney Opera House for all of

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Speaker 1: next year for you, yep, for you, if you would

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Speaker 1: like to help us out what we need. Mary, we're

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Speaker 1: doing a bit of a competition here where I presume

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Speaker 1: you've got a kitchen too, Mary, a kitchen, yeah, perfect.

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Speaker 1: So what we're going to do is, can you try

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Speaker 1: and do your best song incorporating some items in your

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Speaker 1: kitchen and you could win tickets to the concert hall.

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Speaker 1: Oh what's your favorite song? Mary?

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Speaker 8: That boy?

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Speaker 1: Remind me who that one's by?

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Speaker 7: Again? The Beatles.

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Speaker 1: Of course, all you've got to do is give us

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Speaker 1: your best rendition of that boy with a kettle, or

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Speaker 1: you might want to shake some pasta in a glass

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Speaker 1: or play the teaspoons.

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Speaker 6: Even pot isn't good for you?

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Speaker 1: Can I hear the pot? Mary, I've got to hear

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Speaker 1: the pot.

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Speaker 7: The pot I've just got potatoes in it.

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Speaker 1: That's all right, we can hear. We can hear a

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Speaker 1: potato as well if you need to. Oh, and with

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Speaker 1: the music, now, with the melody, let's put it all together.

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Speaker 6: That's all.

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Speaker 9: Isn't good for you?

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Speaker 8: This good? Once you back again?

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Speaker 1: Oh fantastic Mary, Oh, sensational stuff. And it's about now

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Speaker 1: that I should tell you I'm actually calling from a

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Speaker 1: radio station. Mary, and your daughter, your daughter gems on

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Speaker 1: the line right now, and you've won return flights to

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Speaker 1: Darwin with her run Yoah, you're joking.

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Speaker 2: We're not joking. Your granddaughter's here, Jim, Do you want

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Speaker 2: to talk to Mary?

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Speaker 9: Guess we want. Are we going on sewing? What next year?

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Speaker 9: That's after Christmas.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you sort out the details, but you're going Mary.

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