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Speaker 2: Chris aka the Warribee Love God is always on call.
Speaker 2: He works for Office Works, okay, and he's got an
Speaker 2: Office Works car, and we feel sorry for him.
Speaker 3: Obviously Patsy's pimping him out.
Speaker 4: So we had a third birthday a few weeks ago
Speaker 4: and Patrona said to the parents, I'll have Chris come
Speaker 4: in the Office Works car and have him take kids
Speaker 4: for a ride around the park in the Office Works car,
Speaker 4: like it's like some sort of clown car and a circus. Honestly,
Speaker 4: I felt a little bit like Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver.
Speaker 5: You know, we're actually banker and I are looking for
Speaker 5: a theme for Gordon's first birthday next month.
Speaker 2: Another booking there, Yeah, Simon is always on call.
Speaker 6: Hey, Christian, it's Simon here. I'm a graphic designer and
Speaker 6: for the best part of fifteen years I was asked
Speaker 6: to do everyone's wedding invite, family photo, retouching, new business cards,
Speaker 6: and all of that sort of stuff. The strangest thing
Speaker 6: I've ever had to do is retouch a second husband
Speaker 6: out of a photo family photo. I left moved into
Speaker 6: marketing in horticulture and I still get hounded about how
Speaker 6: to keep your apples nice and what to do with
Speaker 6: your grass.
Speaker 2: You've got two different jobs, so that's always on call
Speaker 2: for I did not know that was a thing that
Speaker 2: you can remove someone from a photo.
Speaker 5: When I went to my brother in law's wedding Banks brother,
Speaker 5: they did a series of photos with me in it,
Speaker 5: and then because I was only new to the family,
Speaker 5: a series of photos with me without.
Speaker 3: They looked at it.
Speaker 2: He ain't be a long term Well. When we did
Speaker 2: a photo shoot me, Jack and Patsy, they do the
Speaker 2: team photos and then one by one as.
Speaker 3: Well, don't they. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: I wonder if radio stations have ever done that thing
Speaker 2: as well, where they've got one of those awful team
Speaker 2: photos together and they've never called someone like Simon to
Speaker 2: take someone out of a photo. All right, So always
Speaker 2: on call? Do you have a job where you're always
Speaker 2: on call? Nine four one four one oh four three, Julie,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 8: How are you there?
Speaker 3: Were good Julie? And what's your job? Why are you
Speaker 3: always on call?
Speaker 9: I work at Bunnings.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I feel like I need you.
Speaker 1: Well, Jack, we do.
Speaker 9: We do supply little party plates and balloons and serviette
Speaker 9: or bunning.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So I'm always on call. So I have a
Speaker 9: neighbor that came over at ten past six one morning.
Speaker 9: He had a tinn of paint and it looked like
Speaker 9: came off the arc. You know, it'd been sitting in
Speaker 9: the garage for about yeah, cob rusty, Yeah yeah, And
Speaker 9: he wanted to know if he could still use it.
Speaker 3: Well, like a best before day on paint.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, yeah. So he's like, can I still use this?
Speaker 9: And I'm thinking, why would you paint at ten past
Speaker 9: six in the morning anyway.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So then we also had a neighbor that came over
Speaker 9: and wanted some kimber offcuts for his pizza oven.
Speaker 3: This is amazing. Well, Judy, thank you very much. You
Speaker 3: cooled this morning. Have a good day you two.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 3: Natasha.
Speaker 8: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Natasha? So why are you always on call?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 8: I'm a massive theravice, a mobile massive service. So I've
Speaker 8: got my friends and family constantly asking me for a
Speaker 8: little help with a niggle here or there. But for me,
Speaker 8: the worst is when my mom brings it up at
Speaker 8: social occasions because if he mentions the celebrities and athletes
Speaker 8: that I treat sometimes, and I'm horse in these conversations
Speaker 8: I don't want to be.
Speaker 2: In now I get why your mom would do that.
Speaker 8: I have to sit there awkwardly. Yeah, but yeah on holidays,
Speaker 8: even when people find out I'm on the bus in
Speaker 8: Central America, people are like, can you fix my neck?
Speaker 8: Or not? The bus driver? People on the bus, it's yeah,
Speaker 8: anywhere you mention it, people just all of a sudden
Speaker 8: have some kind of pain somewhere.
Speaker 3: Now I'm interested. I can't move on from the footy stars.
Speaker 3: Are these current footy stars or is this previously? Did
Speaker 3: you work for club or.
Speaker 8: It's current stars?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm currently working.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and are you able to name any of your clients?
Speaker 8: I better not know. I have too much respect for them, and.
Speaker 2: It's no real surprise they're getting. They need regular treatments. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you work for one of the clubs exclusively? But
Speaker 2: Tigers or D's No.
Speaker 8: No, I currently work for myself, but before I had
Speaker 8: a baby, I was working for a company who I love,
Speaker 8: the Corrective co.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks for cha, that's you cool, Thank you, bye, Tigan.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning morning. Okay, And why are you
Speaker 2: always on call?
Speaker 10: My husband's actually always on calls. He's a biomedical engineer,
Speaker 10: so he works for a busy hospital in Melbourne, and
Speaker 10: my family take that as him being a doctor. They
Speaker 10: called him and asked him advice.
Speaker 2: He must be sat next to a doctor, wander out
Speaker 2: to reception and go doctor.
Speaker 5: What does the biomedical engineer do? What's his day to day?
Speaker 10: Well pretty much. He told me I had to drive
Speaker 10: him in the city this morning and he was like,
Speaker 10: I've got to go first thing in the theater because
Speaker 10: something's not working. And so he said, yesterday he was
Speaker 10: really stressed.
Speaker 3: He was like, something's not working.
Speaker 10: Just something had to be replaced. It was all fine,
Speaker 10: everything worked out fine.
Speaker 2: But what to see as you're counting backwards and going
Speaker 2: under it is somewhere to have you turned on.
Speaker 10: He degrabed his like tests and yes pretty much yes
Speaker 10: and off put and on again. And so it's just
Speaker 10: little things like that.
Speaker 2: We as an engineer in a hospital with all the
Speaker 2: expensive state of the art machinery that I've got there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much. So you'll watch medical shows, he goes, Oh,
Speaker 10: I fix that.
Speaker 7: I fixed one of those before.
Speaker 2: Let's do this tomorrow. What do you say when you
Speaker 2: watch something on TV, I fixed that. Oh that's the
Speaker 2: C nine hundred. It's pausing Gray's anatomy. You don't you
Speaker 2: don't ever move it like that, you'd rip the light
Speaker 2: right off.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so.
Speaker 5: Good to Yeah, just you know breaks down, of course.
Speaker 3: We don't want to know it.
Speaker 5: Think of how much stuff breaks down here day.
Speaker 2: You've got to you've got to hope that the hospitals
Speaker 2: evern better than this radio.
Speaker 3: I pray for that. Teak and great col thank you
Speaker 3: very much to give us call really funny.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: What does your job make you always on call? Nine
Speaker 2: four one four one four three Pete?
Speaker 11: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 8: Here you're going.
Speaker 3: We're good, Pete. So what do you do for living? Pete?
Speaker 11: I drive a truck made so on everyone's personal courier.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people warm me about having a ute. They say,
Speaker 2: if you get a ute, then you're everyone's.
Speaker 3: Pick up guy every weekend. Yeah, so what if you
Speaker 3: have to do, Pete, like to pick stuff up?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Can you just go pick this up for me?
Speaker 11: It doesn't matter you name. But I think people think
Speaker 11: I drive the tardest. Might turn up and you turn
Speaker 11: up to some places and they think it's going to
Speaker 11: fit in the back, and you know, like the outside,
Speaker 11: you know, one size of the inside another and you
Speaker 11: just you just look at them and think us, you know,
Speaker 11: it's it's unborovable. But yeah, look, there's no extent to
Speaker 11: what people ask me to take and what they are.
Speaker 3: Do you get asked to move homes for people?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you look, go the people's houses. Don't help me
Speaker 11: move my house.
Speaker 2: You turn up there breaking moving someone's gear for that.
Speaker 2: I mean people learn good money rightly, so doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: The thing is is because I don't have a tailgate,
Speaker 11: what annoys music get there and then people start winging
Speaker 11: out your war heaven, I've got a tailgate to make it.
Speaker 11: It's like, gang, I'm doing your favor. Yeah, but yeah, no,
Speaker 11: it doesn't matter. The wife will just sort of stick
Speaker 11: your hand up and oh my, my husband will move
Speaker 11: that for you and mixta. You know, I'm spending my
Speaker 11: week in driving. But yeah, it's it's constant, Pete.
Speaker 3: It generally sounds an awful situation. We can hear in
Speaker 3: your voices. Intervene, tell me to come around. I've worded
Speaker 3: the missus. It's I've just been telling to it's too
Speaker 3: should pick up Pete.
Speaker 11: Well, you know, I remember you were having some trouble
Speaker 11: with your mother or you're going to move some stuff,
Speaker 11: and I knew. We volunteered and I'm so used to it.
Speaker 5: Actually my head went to I've got a whole lot
Speaker 5: of branches and tree bits that I need to You
Speaker 5: won't fit in the back of my cart.
Speaker 3: It's constant.
Speaker 5: I need to take it down.
Speaker 3: When he's sleeping, he's driving around it. Pick up Pete,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You killed me for the show.
Speaker 3: Let's go Sue. Good morning, Hello Sue. And what is
Speaker 3: your job, Sue?
Speaker 9: I work in human resources or HR?
Speaker 3: Gotcha? So what you get friends going? I've got this
Speaker 3: problem with my manager.
Speaker 10: And yeah, pretty much I might need a bit of strife.
Speaker 10: What do you reckon? I should do some questions I
Speaker 10: get and I've gone to fair work and represented friends
Speaker 10: at fair Work.
Speaker 3: That's a lovely thing to do.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I kind of know how to put the press
Speaker 10: sure on the employers from you on that side of
Speaker 10: the table.
Speaker 8: So it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: I need you to come in and speak to our boss.
Speaker 2: She's called Sue, So be Sue speaking to Sue. Hello Sue,
Speaker 2: Hello Sue. I don't know how to get on like
Speaker 2: two magnets. When two Sues get together, it's a very
Speaker 2: powerful thing.
Speaker 3: Sue's assemble indeed. All right, So thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You've got that's enough Sue chat for today, guys, Okay,
Speaker 2: wrap it up.
Speaker 3: Joanne, good morning. There we go. It's the one Jack
Speaker 3: lined up. You said goodbye to Sue, Joanne. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go, Joanne, good morning. What is your job yet?
Speaker 7: Nursing for thirty years.
Speaker 3: Nursing right, okay.
Speaker 7: And people, I've got a temperature. Do you think I
Speaker 7: should take some pendle?
Speaker 11: All that.
Speaker 7: The worst was I had a big barbecue and one
Speaker 7: of the ladies came up to me and she said, oh,
Speaker 7: I've got a bit of a problem downstairs. And I said, oh, okay,
Speaker 7: in the base, look in the base or yes, yes, no,
Speaker 7: no downstairs with a lady and she said, would you
Speaker 7: mind having a lot for me? Okay? So we went
Speaker 7: up to my We went up to my bedroom and
Speaker 7: she showed me and she said, what is it? I said,
Speaker 7: you've got a boil.
Speaker 2: A lovely bedside just comes straight in with it. You
Speaker 2: didn't even like no sort.
Speaker 7: Of well boy, I did ask to look at it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and I said you have to go and get at lance.
Speaker 7: She said, will you do it for me?
Speaker 3: Well the barbecue and get one of the tolls just like.
Speaker 7: Off Yeah no, no, I said, no, you have to
Speaker 7: go to the doctor. And she still got one. I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 7: And I said, but you're showing me and she said,
Speaker 7: ye have to join this and guess what I did
Speaker 7: it You got.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 7: But anyway we're like.
Speaker 3: That is that is some that's going to be some
Speaker 3: return to the barbecue.
Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, my.
Speaker 7: Lansing of oil and I didn't even get a mid
Speaker 7: any food not eat at the moment that Squeamish Christian know.
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