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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcastwards.

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Speaker 2: You and I recently have had an absolute fascination on

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Speaker 2: this show with primary school crushes or just yeah, well no,

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Speaker 2: let's stick with it. Primary school crushes. That the first

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Speaker 2: person that you fell for all those many years ago.

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Speaker 2: We've both had our reciprocal primary school crushes on this show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that.

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Speaker 4: Nervous energy remains for both of us, and it's frightfully awkward.

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Speaker 4: And because it was so real for you and me,

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Speaker 4: we thought we'd give you guys the opportunity to get

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Speaker 4: in touch with your primary school crushes.

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Speaker 2: A school lush.

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Speaker 5: He handed me a note and then I like you,

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Speaker 5: and I think you're cute and I have a really

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Speaker 5: crush on you. Love Will, And I remember putting it

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Speaker 5: in my pocket and just seeing you have a crush

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Speaker 5: on issue. And then we just went about our days.

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Speaker 2: So I did it back in the day. I was transactional.

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Speaker 2: I got in there, said what I need to say,

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Speaker 2: and got out.

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Speaker 3: What we all did in primary school. We'd send them

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Speaker 3: a note, need.

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Speaker 2: To say, I like you, just circle out of five?

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Speaker 2: How much are you to me? Got the five? Bang,

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Speaker 2: Let's go and play some t ball?

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Speaker 3: And you were dating, but you just never know them.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely everyone knew you were that. It was kind of

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Speaker 2: the ultimate partner, really, wasn't it. You just your aunt

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Speaker 2: didn't really need to hang out though.

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Speaker 3: It's not really, It's not my idea of an ultimate partner.

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Speaker 2: No, I was really comfortable with that unless I see

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend in the middle. Claudia has given us a kay, Claude,

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Speaker 2: tell you I'm good, how are you very well? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: And now you you have a primary school crush, of

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Speaker 2: course I do. Okay, So who who who? Who was it?

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Speaker 2: Let's run through it?

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Speaker 6: Okay. Its name is Tommy Lee Lee. Wow, Tommy Lee.

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Speaker 6: We met when we were nine years old in school.

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Speaker 6: Obviously he asked me to be his girlfriend. That was

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Speaker 6: very romantic.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice, nice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. We held hands on the cheek for a whole

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Speaker 6: week wow. And then then we never spoke again.

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Speaker 7: What.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you had, you had hand holding, you had you

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Speaker 4: had a cheek kiss and then what a weekend went

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Speaker 4: and then it was just like not, we'll never talk again.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so my recollection, Ye, did he leave school or something?

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Speaker 6: No, we were we just ignored each other.

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Speaker 2: Oh you ignored so even so you finished school with him?

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Speaker 6: Break up?

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Speaker 2: So you finished school with him, and you never you

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Speaker 2: never spoke to him after school.

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Speaker 6: So we went to school together for maybe two years

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Speaker 6: after that and then went to different high schools and everything.

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Speaker 6: Wow spoken?

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Speaker 3: So have you kept tabs on him though? Like, do

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Speaker 3: you know what he's up to?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 6: So we follow each other on Instagram, so.

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Speaker 2: I allow each other.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I got to see.

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Speaker 6: What he's up to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, but so have you spoken to him?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 6: We have spoken for the first time maybe two weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: Now, wow, Wow, what a couple of dms. What was said?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's some DMS going on. I posted an ig

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Speaker 6: TV and he I guess it.

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Speaker 7: Got through to a few.

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Speaker 6: People and he felt like he wanted to reach out.

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Speaker 3: Oh so he's looked into your d MS he did.

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Speaker 2: What did he say?

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Speaker 6: Well, he said, like, well done for posting that video.

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Speaker 6: That's very brave of you. And this is what I've

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Speaker 6: experienced as well.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, hit a common ground. So based on the

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Speaker 4: you know, slipping and sliding in the DMS and obviously

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Speaker 4: stalking the crap out of him on Instagram, do you

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Speaker 4: think there's still a bit of a spark there, Claudia.

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Speaker 6: Who knows?

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Speaker 4: Do you do you still have that warm, fuzzy feeling

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Speaker 4: towards your primary school crush?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 6: I still find him very attractive.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's still attracted me. What what what does he

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Speaker 2: look like? Or what do you look like? Back then?

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Speaker 2: What was the what was the cute thing about him

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Speaker 9: Has here?

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Speaker 6: Probably has here? I remember it being like the fever here.

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Speaker 4: You know, ah, yes, sweeping fringe fringe.

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Speaker 3: Has he still got the swush?

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Speaker 6: Or I think he's still got a little bit of

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Speaker 6: the swush?

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Speaker 2: He's kept kept the primary school? Do does he think

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Speaker 2: if I wasn't losing my hair, I would have kept

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Speaker 2: the skear jump There was a hot piece. That was

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Speaker 2: a hot piece, all right, Claudia, Well here's the great news.

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Speaker 2: We've got Tommy's number.

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Speaker 10: M hm.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are you willing to give him a call?

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Speaker 11: Here?

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Speaker 2: Go on, love it listen to school girl a sudden.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna be calling Tommy the beeB lee

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Speaker 2: right up next on willam wody, Claudia, stay on the phone, okay,

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Speaker 2: tupnecks on whelm whatody huge? We all had a primary

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Speaker 2: school crush. Just stop and think about your primary school crush.

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Speaker 2: Right now, they come flooding back to you immediately. Memories

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Speaker 2: as potent as reality is. Now they are some of

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Speaker 2: the best. They are some of the best, some of

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Speaker 2: the scariest, some of the most lovely things that you

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Speaker 2: can conjure up. We've got a genuine fascination with him

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Speaker 2: here on Willem. Woody Wilds and I've both had our

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Speaker 2: primary school crushes on the show. Turns out Woods made

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Speaker 2: out with mine later in life, and.

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Speaker 3: You made out with mine in a stage production.

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Speaker 2: Well, now we had a peck on the cheek out

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Speaker 2: there you and that was a professional kiss.

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Speaker 3: Don't split his anyway.

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Speaker 2: We're talking primary school crushes.

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Speaker 5: A schoolsh He handed me a note and I like you,

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Speaker 5: and I think you're cute, and I have a really

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Speaker 5: big crush on you, love will And I remember putting

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Speaker 5: it in my pocket and just seeing you have a

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Speaker 5: crush on yousue. And then we just went about our days.

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Speaker 2: There. She is Arlene and the girl in my dreams

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Speaker 2: until she made out with Woody.

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Speaker 3: In the back of a car in a music video.

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Speaker 3: It was also in a professional capacity.

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Speaker 4: Now let's move on, because we have the beautiful Claudia

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Speaker 4: who joins on the phone right now, and Claudia, you

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Speaker 4: were just telling us about your boyfriend in grade five

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Speaker 4: six you went out for a week. Yep, you held

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Speaker 4: hands during that week. You had a few kisses on

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Speaker 4: the cheek, which is pretty full on stuff. But Claudia,

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Speaker 4: you have since connected again on Instagram fifteen years on,

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Speaker 4: and you've just said to us before the song that

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Speaker 4: you think maybe, potentially there's still a bit of a

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Speaker 4: spark there because he is still wearing his Justin Bieber

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Speaker 4: sweeping fringe.

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Speaker 2: Look, yep, maybe, Okay, how long has been since he

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Speaker 2: spoke to.

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Speaker 6: This guy like in person?

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Speaker 2: Fifteen years? It is the first time you're actually going

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Speaker 2: to speak to him here his voice. What are you

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Speaker 2: shooting with here?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You'll be fine, that's cool, You're gonna kill it.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm shaking.

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Speaker 12: Fine.

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Speaker 13: Hello Tommy speaking.

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Speaker 6: Hello Tommy, it's Cordia speaking.

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Speaker 10: Oh what.

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Speaker 7: Not a whole lot?

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Speaker 9: What's up with you, Tommy?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I'm just chaing at weekend you if you drinks deep

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Speaker 14: or more literally, I.

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Speaker 13: Ran out of last night, so I'm just lexing getting

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Speaker 13: into Zinmo tonight.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, that sounds nice. And oh, you know,

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Speaker 6: just working.

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Speaker 14: What are you doing?

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Speaker 9: I work for we.

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Speaker 6: Well, Jim Brendale opening up in two weeks.

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Speaker 8: Come sign up, jump in here.

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Speaker 4: You're promoting World Gym now, which is interesting. Hi Tommy,

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Speaker 4: this is Will and Woody speaking here. You're currently on

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Speaker 4: a radio show.

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Speaker 14: Oh okay, that makes a bay.

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Speaker 3: But there's legit.

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Speaker 4: There's legitimate reasons as to why Claudia is calling you though, Tommy, Okay,

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Speaker 4: go on, Tommy. Are there any feelings that have remained

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Speaker 4: from you towards Claudia since your Hot week relationship when

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Speaker 4: you were nine?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, you know, it's swung into my mind occasionally.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I remember our little walks home and little cuddles, and

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Speaker 4: I think there was a few kisses on the cheek.

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Speaker 3: Wow, are you single at the moment? Tommy?

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Speaker 9: I am.

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Speaker 10: I am as single as it gets.

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Speaker 2: Can you see anything happening with clausone as she goes

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Speaker 2: home for Christmas?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 13: May now we catch up that.

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Speaker 3: Claudia.

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Speaker 7: You kean on the catch up pain, very very pen.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you can exchange zoom handles and have.

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Speaker 13: A little could we do this again sometime?

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Speaker 14: This has been pretty successful for the old dating game.

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Speaker 3: Claudia, we can do it again. Wow, well invite the

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Speaker 3: boys as well.

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Speaker 2: We can, we can be there. We'll let you guys

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Speaker 2: do that in private.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, that's probably better right here.

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Speaker 2: All right, well we'll leave you guys.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh she gets faded out. What a beautiful moment. That

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Speaker 3: was a beautiful moment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really beautiful moment. And hopefully we can get some

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Speaker 2: cameras set up secretively in an apartment building and we

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Speaker 2: can find out what happens with them. Hell yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: just joking, O meet that would be criminal. That's sick. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: if you were to be reunited with your primary school crush,

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Speaker 2: Brover hit us up, Will and Woody on the socials, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I love to do it for.

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Speaker 1: It's the Yam Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We have a very very special guest on this show.

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Speaker 2: Genuinely in mind everybody on this team, anybody really in Australia.

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Speaker 2: She's become a real talisman, a real focal point for

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Speaker 2: a lot of people, spokesperson across anything. She's so well respected.

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Speaker 2: Now I haven't even said he name yet, it's Lee sALS.

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Speaker 2: I maybe give her another round of a pause, given

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Speaker 2: that we've spent.

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Speaker 10: That early.

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Speaker 15: A talisman it sounds like I should be like some

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Speaker 15: sort of idol that people wear around their neck.

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Speaker 3: I think so it would be a good idea for.

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Speaker 10: Some with merch.

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Speaker 2: I think that would be good if we can get

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Speaker 2: like a bust of you or something that maybe the

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Speaker 2: next Olympics the athletes can walk out, you know, with

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Speaker 2: like a model le sales on a stick.

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Speaker 15: Totally and then make the cauldron could be like my

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Speaker 2: Leave it look mate, honestly, we were actually talking about

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Speaker 4: Because they were like, they knew, that's quite a big fish, Melissa.

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Speaker 15: Let's bring it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, huge, she is going to lose her mond.

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Speaker 3: Hey, mum, hair game twoody, Hi, Hi, mum.

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Speaker 15: Milisa, it's Lee.

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Speaker 16: Oh my god, why didn't I get on your show?

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Speaker 16: I had a really good story to tell you.

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Speaker 15: Well, do you know what I think? Research brief here

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Speaker 8: I know I'm great, and I would like to ask

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Speaker 15: I hat to point out I'm on their show. They're

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Speaker 17: I think I've got to know of the will and

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Speaker 2: Melissa, congratulations on your doctor and I'm glad that you

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us. It's been an

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Speaker 2: absolute pleasure to have you on the show. Lea's book

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Speaker 2: Well Hello, available now at all good bookstores. Melissa a

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Speaker 8: Thank you very much for the opportunity to chat.

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Speaker 16: Maybe one day I'll see you on seven.

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Speaker 2: Still piddling your a gender. I love it. Lee, Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much for joining us, your legend mate. Good

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, it's the Rym Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Question for you guys thirty one oh six ' five

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Speaker 2: what did you get hit in the face with taking

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Speaker 3: Yeah? We got Beck here thirteen one oh six five. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: A woman in Cleveland was hit in the face with

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Speaker 4: a ten pound log of prepackaged meat.

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Speaker 3: A little bit of a supermarket fight.

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Speaker 2: just need what are the points for here? Because you know,

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Speaker 2: what do you get hit in the face? We will

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Speaker 2: been hitting the face of the ball or had a

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Speaker 3: The more obscure the better for me. That that's that's

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Speaker 2: I'm currently in the lead with the fact that a

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Speaker 2: UFC fighter hit me in the face with an Atlantic salmon.

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly right, that's a true story everyone.

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Speaker 4: A former producer of ours thought it would be a

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Speaker 3: Did you get kincomsed?

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Speaker 2: It's definitely seeing stars.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I was fully out, but what he

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Speaker 3: All right, Beck, we're ready to go with your story.

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Speaker 3: What did you cop in the face?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 18: I got a KFT giant feast to the face.

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Speaker 2: A giant feast's in a giant feast runners.

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Speaker 18: Through the So that was fifteen pieces of original chicken,

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Speaker 18: So I was working at KFC back and I was

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Speaker 3: Wowly work. Let's go to Michael. Now, Michael, what did

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Speaker 13: A big, decent sized gum nut fell out the tree

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Speaker 3: Tell you what, mate, everyone thought, golf ball.

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Speaker 2: he had all the hallmarks of a great golf ball.

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Speaker 2: To their hen story, he's flying down the golf course

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Speaker 2: She was dead ridden for three months after this.

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Speaker 3: She had vertigo, vertigo, vertigo. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it hit her so hard that the back of

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Speaker 4: And I think we've paid our respects there. But just

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Speaker 2: She went so, she flew back, both feet went off

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome back, Martha. Pleasure to have you back on.

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Speaker 6: Come to me back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, when we like referring to you as our

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Speaker 4: this thing that we call life, very confused without direction,

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Speaker 10: I mean, I love that you guys have picked me

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Speaker 4: Last time we had you on the show, though, Martha,

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Speaker 3: The fear the female period.

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Speaker 10: We were talking about it like it was the blind

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Speaker 2: a show that you know all too well, in Celebrity Apprentice.

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Speaker 10: I don't endy you guys at all.

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Speaker 3: It is stressful, isn't it Marthin?

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Speaker 10: It's cling, isn't it cooling?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Like, if I'm being completely honest, during LA filming, there

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Speaker 10: But intimately wise, I was shocking.

451
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Speaker 2: He just ended a drought for a few months there.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much the poor thing. I mean, we made

453
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Speaker 10: up for it later, but I think, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 10: just like a cheeky nude here and there, that's as

455
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Speaker 10: far as I'll go, Like I won't do I'm a

456
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Speaker 10: bit not that I'm approved, but like I just am

457
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Speaker 10: not sending out video content or like I'm not really

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Speaker 10: doing like over the phone stuff. I don't trust it, ask.

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Speaker 4: You just on the on Michael's front there, So the

460
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Speaker 4: idea of sending a photo news, I've just got a

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Speaker 4: belief and Will and I both share this belief that

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Speaker 4: there's nothing a guy can do to try and make

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Speaker 4: that photo look sexy. Did Michael struggle there or did

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Speaker 4: he crack the case?

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Speaker 10: Oh, Michael has never sent me anything like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I need to stop.

467
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Speaker 2: For the same reason. That's probably that's probably because he

468
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Speaker 2: doesn't find himself all that attractive, Like the male naked

469
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Speaker 2: body is not all that great.

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Speaker 12: No, of course it is, are you not?

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Speaker 10: Of course it is. Michael looks amazing naked.

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Speaker 2: Why is he not sending any neruds then.

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Speaker 10: Martha, because it will probably be me on the other

474
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Speaker 10: like looking at it, being like, oh my god, there's

475
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Speaker 10: truth paste on the mirror, like like, so.

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Speaker 4: Would you is the best thing he can send then?

477
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Speaker 4: Just like a made bear, just like a perfi.

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Speaker 2: Buddy. Now, absolutely, great job, mate, honestly, like seriously, round

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Speaker 2: of applause, very good. Just come over with the bank, Martha. Unbelievable,

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Speaker 2: give mate, Thank you so much again for fairy God

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Speaker 2: Martha and Will.

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Speaker 1: Anytime It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: This story is comfortably my favorite story of this month.

484
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Speaker 2: A couple of Just Kiwi's, Colin and Donna Craig Brown,

485
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Speaker 2: were weaning in their garden in New Zealand when they

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Speaker 2: stumbled across the biggest potato ever recorded.

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Speaker 3: This is extraordinary. I'm actually a little bit nervous. We

488
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Speaker 3: we actually got the bloke.

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Speaker 2: We have him live from New Zealand. He is an

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Speaker 2: Aussie who's mutant. It is over there. Cole joins us

491
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Speaker 2: on the phone right now to talk all about a

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Speaker 2: monster potato. Cole, are you good to go? Mate? Oh?

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Speaker 11: You sit like a jelly mate. We're off.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like your sounds like you're pretty pretty flat chat.

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Speaker 2: You've got people calling you from all over the world.

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Speaker 11: So we're over the show. I've got itchy bit to

497
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Speaker 11: l having a scratch for three days. Who would afford

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Speaker 11: a bloody potato? Would make this much mess your face?

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Speaker 3: But it's not just a bloody potato.

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Speaker 11: Di great, big potato.

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Speaker 4: Are you becoming a bit of a celebrity in Hamilton

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Speaker 4: made for finding this wopping potato?

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Speaker 11: Yeah? World famous in New Zealand?

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Speaker 2: So how did you find it? Then, Cole?

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Speaker 11: By accident? Right, some of our veggie garden tends to

506
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Speaker 11: get a bit feral, right, right, and it sort of

507
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 11: gets to the stage where you have to peck your

508
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Speaker 11: lunch and notify your next to kin where you're going.

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Speaker 2: So the world record potato currently sits in it just

510
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Speaker 2: under five killos in the Guinness four nine what's yours?

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Speaker 11: Well, when we dug him up here was seven point nine.

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Speaker 2: Lean, so still nearly three is heavier than the than

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Speaker 2: the world record.

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Speaker 11: Wow, he's almost twice as big as a blinking rugby bull.

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Speaker 2: Did you scribe him up for the camera?

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Speaker 17: Con Oh?

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Speaker 11: You know he's clean and bright and shiny beautiful.

518
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Speaker 2: Of course. Do you consider him more of a child? Now?

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Speaker 11: Oh, he's a mate. I don't know about a kid,

520
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Speaker 11: but he's a matete.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. You never be with him, You never be with Jock.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 11: Well, I once all the song advances over and the

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Speaker 11: Guinness people do their things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing with him?

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Speaker 11: I've decided I'm gonna make a batch of vodka. I

527
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Speaker 11: have a wait for him, and we'll all toast to Doug.

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Speaker 2: And then you drink him.

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Speaker 4: I love that that vodka will sell, that's that vocal

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Speaker 4: will self big.

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Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, because I'm a bit of a bit of

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Speaker 11: a bootique brewer, and.

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Speaker 2: Of course you are. Of course you are nothing.

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Speaker 11: Like a little bit of liquid oblation, you know in

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Speaker 11: the afternoons morning.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, how many bottles of vodka would Doug?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 11: I reckon we might get two out of him. It's

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Speaker 11: all done cold.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, mate, I'll tell you what, mate. Thank you

541
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Speaker 2: so much for joining us. It has been an incredible story.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about it and congratulations on growing the Guinness

543
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Speaker 2: Book of Records biggest potato. Hopefully when Guinness approve it,

544
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Speaker 2: please let us know when they do.

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Speaker 11: Will I will, I will, I will. But you know

546
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Speaker 11: we're famous by default because we didn't actually grow it.

547
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Speaker 11: It just grew.

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Speaker 2: It just grew. That's very humble of you, mate, that's

549
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Speaker 2: very humble of you. But I think you can claim it.

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Speaker 2: Is there any reason why you called it? Doug Cole?

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Speaker 11: He dug him up.

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Speaker 2: That's a good gear.

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Speaker 11: I had a use that I called broken?

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Speaker 3: Oh here was that?

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Speaker 11: It was broken?

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Speaker 3: You go there, you go, all right? Just god as

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Speaker 3: you said, it's been a pleasure.

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Speaker 2: Good luck with the rest of the global media.

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Speaker 11: Yes, thanks very much man.

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Speaker 2: Great afternoon.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

562
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 2: You just join us in time for our rejected ideas.

563
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies rejected ideas.

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Speaker 13: You and I.

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00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: We pitch hundreds of ideas every week, mate, yeah, hundreds.

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Speaker 3: All of them, all of them.

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00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 4: We think of gold obviously, but unfortunately there is enough

568
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Speaker 4: space in the show for all of our gold ideas

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Speaker 4: that we pitch. So every single Friday we get an

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Speaker 4: opportunity to repitch one of the.

571
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Speaker 3: Ideas that didn't make the show.

572
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Speaker 4: Now Well, earlier this week we did the first ever

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Speaker 4: radio edition of Hide and Seek.

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Speaker 2: Our producers, our friends, our family, our ancestors haunted us

575
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: in our dreams and told us that was the worst

576
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 2: thing we've ever done. But we're back, and that's what

577
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Speaker 2: That's what idiots do. They get back on the horse,

578
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Speaker 2: and they tried again. So this time round, I am

579
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Speaker 2: going to be searching for Woody. I'm just going to

580
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 2: duck out of the studio now. I'm gonna take my

581
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: blind flight off. He's had enough time to look to

582
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 2: look for a hiding place and nestle in and then

583
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: I'm in to get played some clues over my phone.

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00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: So give me two sexes I transfer to my phone.

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00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: Can't keep it works, John.

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00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 10: All right, sorry to be able to hear me now, Joel.

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00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: Can you hear me?

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00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 3: Can you hear ladd and clear?

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00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 4: Mate?

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00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 10: Okay?

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00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 5: Great?

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00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 19: Great?

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00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 5: Is that you Woody?

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00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 13: Yeah?

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00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 14: Yeah, this is sounding so much better this time.

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00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 19: The suspense is killing me. I'm hiding by the way.

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00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, maybe you could shut up the clues.

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Speaker 13: That'll be good.

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00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 19: All right, So Joel far away with your first clue.

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Speaker 2: Here's clone number one.

601
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Speaker 4: The only way to bag a classy lady is to

602
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 4: give her two tickets to the gun show.

603
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: If he likes the goods, two tickets to the gun show.

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Speaker 13: Share. He could be in the shower. He could be

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Speaker 13: in the shower.

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Speaker 19: Ok he could be in the shower because he's in

607
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Speaker 19: the gun show. We all know he likes to get

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Speaker 19: his rig out.

609
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: Given, they could be in the shower.

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Speaker 19: Is a shower here at work? The doors closed, the

611
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Speaker 19: doors closed. She was this is going to be good,

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Speaker 19: exaund and good on air.

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Speaker 15: He's not here.

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00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 14: Damn it. A bumber shower.

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00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 2: The question falls again, do you think anybody else is

616
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Speaker 2: actually finding his entertaining?

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Speaker 19: I'm not sure, But give me another, give me another clue.

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Speaker 3: His clue number two will.

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Speaker 10: What the hell is that?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I feel like it was.

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Speaker 19: It certainly not iconic news and command as well as

623
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Speaker 19: the news. It's the news. The news boots through here,

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Speaker 19: The news boots through here. I think we're nearly there, guys,

625
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Speaker 19: we're gonna have a I'm gonna absolutely.

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Speaker 13: Just joined us.

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00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 14: It was a big tub in a bucket of waters

628
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Speaker 14: just falling on and now I better go home because

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Speaker 14: it's a genuine pitch upcast Woods.

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Speaker 2: Look mate, I'm gonna be honest. Everyone in the team

631
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 2: is over your roller blades. We're all over them, but

632
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: not enough of them.

633
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 4: You keep asking about my blade. My blades are my

634
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: private life, but you guys keep bringing up. Look at

635
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 4: you you bringing up right now. You're obsessed with it.

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00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 3: I get it.

637
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: You're jealous because into them. You've got a much younger girlfriend.

638
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: She's brought you a gift to try, and you know,

639
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: you know, have something in common with you because you

640
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: know otherwise you're trying to make her watch the BBC

641
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: while she wants to watch Netflix. We get it. Now,

642
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 2: you're a little bit like as a ziperpore. It's like

643
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: you're a twenty year oldho got given lego for a birthday.

644
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna put an end of this. I'm over

645
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: it personally. I think everyone else is over it. So

646
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: here's the deal. I know you're going to be up

647
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: for the challenge because you're a competitive bastard. I know

648
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: you're gonna want to prove me wrong. You in order

649
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 2: to continue talking about the roller blades, filming yourself on

650
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: the roller blades making gags about the.

651
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Speaker 3: Roller blades, can call on Instagram at blade man.

652
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Speaker 2: You have to compe. You have to try and complete

653
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: a lap of this radio station in under forty seconds.

654
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Speaker 2: Please on the roller blades.

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Speaker 4: It's like telling Usain Bolt to do one hundred and

656
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Speaker 4: twenty seconds. Come on, it's going to be too easy,

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Speaker 4: all right.

658
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Speaker 3: You know I'm you know, I am grease slid.

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Speaker 2: I don't first, I don't know that. The only thing

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Speaker 2: I know about you is that I rode past you

661
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Speaker 2: on the way to work, and you can't stop when

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Speaker 2: you go down a hills.

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Speaker 3: In a bad moment. There are no hills at the station, though,

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Speaker 3: ramp just to take them.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, you've got to take the ramp to dial things up.

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Speaker 2: You've got to do it in the hot dogs soon.

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Speaker 3: That's embarrassing.

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00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: No, you've got to do it. Well then, well then

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Speaker 2: you can't talk about your rolls anymore.

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Speaker 3: Give me the hot dog sides.

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Speaker 2: So you're going to do it in your hot dogs if.

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Speaker 4: I If I do it in under forty seconds, and

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Speaker 4: I can talk about my bload. It's whenever I want

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Speaker 4: and post, you know, and talk about promoting my Instagram

675
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 4: page at blade man.

676
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: Sure, great, sure, be fine.

677
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 3: If I get under forty seconds.

678
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: If you get under forty seconds, you got to do

679
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: it in the hot dog suit. Fine, okay, fine, So

680
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: you can watch this on Will and Woody on Instagram

681
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: or Facebook. That's where you can go and watch it.

682
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: You can duck outside, go and put your blades on.

683
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 3: Can I have some music or something to put me out?

684
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Nice, play man?

685
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 3: That was blake man out? How long do I have

686
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: to put on my roller button?

687
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 2: Minutes? You've got the song?

688
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 3: I really struggle with the buckles. Can you actually help?

689
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 2: It's just going for your blades on and then you're

690
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 2: going to try and do a lab of the station

691
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: in forty seconds. Wait man out, stop, this is all

692
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: going to end, so enjoy it while while I can.

693
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: Seconds.

694
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 2: All right, fine, goodbye, Sorry, just had to wait for

695
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: the door to close. For everyone else that's listening, this

696
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: is a stitch up. He could easily go around the

697
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: station and under forty seconds, but would he stitch me

698
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: up with the game of Hide and Seek live on air?

699
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: Thought I was playing hide and seek and then he

700
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 2: hit me with a flower bomb. It was embarrassing. It

701
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: was degrading. A lot of people enjoyed it online. My

702
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: mother in law liked it, which hurt. So what I'm

703
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: going to do is he's going to go for a

704
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: lap with the radio station right up next. That's still happening.

705
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: He's still going to think it's happened. You can still

706
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 2: watch it on Millerboody. But at the finish line, before

707
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: he gets to the end, when he's steaming home, I

708
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: have an entire bucket of flower which is going to

709
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: go all over his face. You can check it out

710
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 2: in Willibarody. You can keep listening here. It's going to

711
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 2: be awesome. Right up next. Good work made him coming

712
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: out Towvidal is just will in the studio right now.

713
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: What do you can't hear me at the moment, And

714
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: that's because he conned me into a game of hide

715
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: and seek live on radio, which was just all a

716
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: ploy for him to cover me in flower.

717
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 19: The news boosts through here, the news first through here.

718
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 19: I think we're nearly there, guys, We're going to.

719
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 10: Have a winner.

720
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: Yes, it sucked. It sucked for me. I'm sure you

721
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: all had a bit of a laugh at it. You

722
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: can still see it unfortunately Instagram and Facebook. Will and Woodie,

723
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: if you want to get up to speed and you

724
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 2: know what, go and watch it, enjoy it, revel in it,

725
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: because that gives you context for the revenge I'm about

726
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 2: to enact. So Woods, as I said, can't hear me

727
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: right now. He thinks we're stilling a song. He can't

728
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: hear me, he can't see that I'm speaking because he

729
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: thinks he's about to do a lap of the station

730
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: in his roller blades. All will be explained as I'm

731
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: just kidding the nod. He thinks we're about to go live,

732
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: So just give me a sex as I reset.

733
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 17: Good afternoon everyone.

734
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: It is Will and Woody Woods. Are you there, mates?

735
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, Blade Man's here, blade Man checking play my music?

736
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

737
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 5: All right?

738
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: So you just joining is? What is much younger? Girlfriend

739
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 2: Mimi gave wood He some rollerblades for his birthday to

740
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: make him feel a bit more youthful, a little bit

741
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 2: like when your mum gives you dad, or gave your

742
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: dad a Hawaiian shirt for his fortieth so he could

743
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: wear out with all his friends. And make him feel

744
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 2: a bit more hip. You've been You've been throwing them

745
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 2: in out of faceboards. It's nauseating. Everyone's over it. So

746
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: I have made a ploy to stop you wearing the

747
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 2: roller blades. And I've said you have to stop wearing

748
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 2: the rollerblades unless you can complete a lap of this

749
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 2: office in the rollerblades in under forty seconds.

750
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 3: This will be the easiest thing I have ever done.

751
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: As I said before the song, this is like telling

752
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 3: Usain Bold, can you do one hundred and under a minute?

753
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 3: This is going to be the definition of speed. When

754
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 3: are we doing this thing?

755
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 10: Blade?

756
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 3: Then sixty six to six is ready.

757
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 2: That's my Instagram handle, It's not your Instagram handle. But anyway,

758
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: if anyone, if anyone wants to watch this, they can will.

759
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: And whatdy Facebook and Instagram If you're wondering why he's

760
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 2: wearing a hot dog suit, absolutely no reason that. Yeah,

761
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 2: I just didn't know that as an extra condition to

762
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 2: make you look like an idiot. So yeah, I'm above it.

763
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: I'm above it. Will my rollerblade and we'll do.

764
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: The talking, all right, mate. So you've got forty seconds

765
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: to do a lap of the whole station. Yeah, all right,

766
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 2: there is a finish line ready to go. Can you

767
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 2: stop pacing out the side of the studio like a

768
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: bull about it? About to enter the coat?

769
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: I want you?

770
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 7: You just can't.

771
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 16: Im warm.

772
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 14: I'm feeling more all right only doing this.

773
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 3: I'm good to go.

774
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go it all right, So forty seconds on

775
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 2: the clock, Bade, you've got to try and do a

776
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 2: lapisation under forty seconds. You got to kick it off

777
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: by going down that ramp which I reckon is going

778
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: to be tough for you. If you get in under

779
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: forty seconds, you can talk about your rollerbades all you like. Okay,

780
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: are you ready?

781
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 11: Fi?

782
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm ready. Well, let's do this thing.

783
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 2: Okay, Woods, your time starts now.

784
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 4: Flight Man's off, Fly Man's off, going down the red.

785
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down early, I'm down there.

786
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 2: I'm caught the bag. I'm away, I'm away.

787
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 3: I'm away. I did go down. I got caught in

788
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: a box. But i'm away. Will I'm flying now?

789
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 11: Oh?

790
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 3: Almost fell over? Final? Turn final, straight, final, straight, Bring

791
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 3: it home, Bring it home?

792
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 11: What was that?

793
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: What'd you that for? Revenge?

794
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 4: To my eyes, I can't see, I can't see.

795
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 7: What was my time?

796
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: What was my time?

797
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 3: Were you even timing me? Absolutely not?

798
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 19: Absolutely not?

799
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: Opened my eyes.

800
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 2: Got a willy on Facebook. More of a corn dog now,

801
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: aren't you?

802
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 11: Oh?

803
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 2: Very funny of the socials. It's the podcast what was

804
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 2: your Worst First Date? Woods?

805
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen one oh six five. If you can relate

806
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:45,879
Speaker 3: to that.

807
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 4: We're talking about it because as a woman on TikTok,

808
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 4: she's done a video which has been viewed twelve million

809
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 4: times about her first date experience. Now, I'm going to

810
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 4: save that till the end because hers is quite extraordinary,

811
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 4: but I thought i'd take your calls before we get

812
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 4: to her.

813
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 3: We've got Emily here. Emily, tell us about your first date.

814
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 9: So my first date was in a hospital?

815
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh wow? How did that happen?

816
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 2: Emily?

817
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 9: So I was seventeen and I've had twelve operations on

818
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 9: my legs to this day.

819
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

820
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 9: And I was supposed to be out of hospital by

821
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 9: the first date and I wasn't. Three decided to surprise

822
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 9: me in hospital. He met all my family, I met

823
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 9: all my doctors, and we had a date where I

824
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 9: was still in my pajamas and I took him around

825
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 9: the hospital in a wheelchair.

826
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 3: Oh that's quite romantic. I actually liked that. Emily.

827
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're still together three and a half years later.

828
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely. A right store talking about bad first dates.

829
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 2: There was a crackout.

830
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 9: Yeah I got a yeah.

831
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just called up to Bragg, didn't you.

832
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 8: I got it.

833
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: Actually I hadn't experience in him.

834
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 4: I saw there was a woman who I was sort

835
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 4: of talking to a little bit who happened to be

836
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 4: the nurse when I was getting my wisdom teeth taken

837
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 4: out and the doctor apparently I went under and the

838
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 4: doctor goes, oh, do you know this guy? And she said, yeah,

839
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 4: I've been talking to him a little bit. And apparently

840
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 4: the doctor said to her, oh that's interesting. Do you

841
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 4: want to see his doodle?

842
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 3: Because I was under?

843
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 4: I was under, and she claims that, you know. She

844
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 4: said no, no, no, no, no, of course not. But I

845
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 4: never heard from her again, So who knows?

846
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: Did they try and find it?

847
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 3: A very good will?

848
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 4: That's what the operation was for. The man's thirty years old.

849
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 4: And anyway, I've got Maria here on one who to

850
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 4: tell you the gold that's a true story. It's true story.

851
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 4: I was going to say, just before.

852
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 2: We got to meet. Oh no, we'll go to Maria first.

853
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 2: Because you've got another first date story which rings a

854
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: bell from it.

855
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 3: We don't bring that up. Let's go to Maria. Maria,

856
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 3: here we go. You think your first date was worse date?

857
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: I'm not glad to play everyone on TikTok.

858
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 7: I know no, I know this taco story and this

859
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 7: is nothing.

860
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, it's a long.

861
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 7: Story, so I'll tell really really quickly.

862
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 2: Okay.

863
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 7: So we decided to meet at his house so we

864
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 7: could drive to dinner together. Yeah, we go to go

865
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 7: in his car. He brings the dog with him. The

866
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 7: dog is farting the entire time, and he's like, He's like, Maria,

867
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 7: is that you? And I'm like, oh no. And then

868
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 7: we get We get to dinner and he bumps into

869
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 7: someone who knows leave you sitting at the table for

870
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 7: twenty minutes on my own and sits down. Finally, he's like,

871
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 7: why are they taking so long to take my order?

872
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 14: And I'm like mate.

873
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 7: So then he gets we get our food, he complains

874
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,959
Speaker 7: it's not good enough. He gets another meal, then takes

875
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 7: his band ate off his finger, puts it in his food,

876
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 7: complain again, oh god. Then we get out to like

877
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 7: go to the car. He doesn't old, pretend to push

878
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 7: me into traffic, pulls me back. Oh. And then we

879
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,959
Speaker 7: get in the car and I was like, I've got

880
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 7: to get out of here. To the guy I was

881
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 7: was red to got tempting bowling and I was like, oh, look,

882
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 7: I'm feeling sick. And he goes, oh, you know what,

883
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 7: I've got to medicine at home. Why don't you come

884
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 7: and grab that? And I was like, oh no, and

885
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 7: I was more like yeah, and I was like, all right,

886
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 7: I've got to go. And I kind of went to

887
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 7: give him a kiss on the check just to say

888
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 7: that thanks, and he slight turned his head, shoved his tongue.

889
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah well yeah, She still goes, yeah, I'm just.

890
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 7: Going to say so. Then he ended up texting me

891
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 7: on hey, I'd love to see you again. You know

892
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 7: you're really attractive blah blah blah, and I said, look,

893
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 7: thank you for the dinner, but I'm not interested. Normally

894
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 7: I would always offer to play half, but this dinner

895
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 7: I'm like, hell no, you can play the whole thing.

896
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

897
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 7: And then he turns around and goes, oh, you're just

898
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 7: a chick out for a free meals that was a

899
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 7: really great date.

900
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 2: He's so wrong.

901
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,919
Speaker 4: I actually think you might have topped taco girl here.

902
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 4: But I did promise I was going to play some

903
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 4: audio from the TikTok. This is this woman who's been

904
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 4: viewed of a twelve million times, revealing her horror first

905
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 4: date story.

906
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 12: This man messages me out of the blue and he goes,

907
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 12: I like your face, Let's go get some food. I

908
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 12: drove forty five minutes to his house. He's outside of it.

909
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 12: He walks up to my car and he goes, I've

910
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 12: lost my keys. Can you drive us there? We end

911
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 12: up at a taco bell. We get to the speaker

912
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 12: and he just leans over and goes, I would like

913
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 12: one hundred hard shelled tacos.

914
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 5: Thank you.

915
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 12: He does one of these numbers. I'm like, did you

916
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 12: forget your wallet? He's like yeah. I was like, do

917
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 12: you need me to pay? He's like yeah, And I'm like,

918
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 12: where to next? And he goes back to my house.

919
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 12: He lives with his dad. It's fine, sits down and

920
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 12: he just screams at the top of his lungs.

921
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 3: Let's pouch the line again.

922
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: Pouch just dad, A hundred tacos