WEBVTT - #199: BB Boys 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:10.960 Host couple of mitches, you release yourself for the rude 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:15.360 shocks of young adultsthood in high school, I thought compulsory, 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.439 I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor, 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.920 Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.720 I went fantastic and drama. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:28.560 Is Mitchuli and Mitchell Ko's. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:30.240 Hello you, Ella you. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:32.559 Oh my god? Does it sound different? Can you hear? 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.879 Just after we announced the new studios, we're back to 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:37.240 Mitchell's living room. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:42.720 We're so bratty, aren't we. They grant us these beautiful 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:46.640 stay of the art studios and we're like, nah, let's 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.640 just hang out on the couch. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:50.240 We make such a scene, we do photo shoots in it, 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.760 we all get beautiful picks, and then we're back to 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.400 Mitch's house. Isabella right now, she's just done her midday ship. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.480 I don't know what's with that cat. At the moment. 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:02.560 She's in her fucking bear grill thera. She never wants 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:05.119 to go outside, but she's currently scratching at the balcony 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:06.760 door because she wants to go out in the balcony. 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.000 She's when do you give a shit about what goes 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:09.520 on out there? 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.320 Mitchell when I first met Isabella, when she was a 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.600 wee little pussy, she used to sit in your old 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:18.200 apartment in five Dock on the balcony she used to 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.000 sit on that. It was such a thin ledge, and 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:21.720 I was so because she had such a thick overhang. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.720 I know, I actually think about that more often than 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:27.880 I should. I feel sad for my gordeous little cat 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.880 because originally the first time I brought her home to 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.160 the balcony was bricks. It's like the fence or whatever 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.800 on the balcony was flat bricks, so she could jump up, 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.760 and we were on the lowest floor, so she'd be 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.400 fine if she fell, not that she would. But now 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.200 that I'm living here, it's like a railing, so it's round. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.040 If she gets up on there, she'll lose a balance. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:47.400 And I'm up quite high. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.760 So I'm sure there's like cat technology that exists that 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.000 you can wrap some sort of ledge around. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.000 Like a balcony adapter. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.080 Oh my god, a cat. You know what you could get? 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.160 I've seen them on will it flat? We can't keep 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.520 just doing will it? We can't just do will It's? 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:02.400 Is that our legacy? 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.520 I like it? Will it? 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:04.680 What? 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:05.240 Well? 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.800 We've done block and blend. Oh by the way, oh yeah, 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:11.120 side note, Yep, we did will it Blend last week 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.880 where we just blended meals. And then one of my 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.960 friends pointed out to me that there's actually quite a 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.880 famous YouTube channel and it's actually called will it Blend 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.680 is but they blend like iPhones and. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.560 Shit, oh my god, I remember, yeah. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.880 Like it goes viral those videos, and here we are 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:30.680 thinking we're absolute geniuses thinking of that idea for the 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.440 very first time. But nah, it's been done. 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.720 I remember that. And he used to put iPhone and 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:36.480 it was a weird voice over and he'd go, yeah, 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.440 will it blend iPhone? Oh my god, I'm just searching 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.560 it now. Well, that's one of those things, you know 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.919 how they always accuse comedians of stealing jokes, but they're 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.040 not actively stealing it. It's like you've heard something funny 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:47.960 and then five years later you say the joke because 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.120 you've forgotten that you've heard it. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.360 That happens a lot, you know. I hear anecdotes that 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.480 people say as if it happened to them, But I'm like, 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.880 I don't know if it did, or if somewhere in 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.880 your subconscious you think it did. Like the amount of 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:02.440 times I've heard people say the story, Oh, my mum 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.320 thought that LOL stood for lots of love, so she 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.600 texted me and said the dog died. I've heard so 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.200 many people claim that as their own experience, and I'm like, 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.760 who was the original? Who was behind that joy? You 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:17.120 know what the original is? It's the other day? What 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:18.480 do you mean when you go the other day? 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:20.560 It was fucking April last year. You know when someone 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.760 goes on I love her the other day, so do I? 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.480 I rock her the other day? So often because at 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:26.920 the end of the day, who gives a far? Totally 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.000 it's not relevant to the story. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.120 How last Tuesday at ten am, who gives a fuck? 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.040 But okay, what there is an expiration date. You can't 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.960 go the other day? Two planes flew into the World 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.600 Trade Center. But you can't say that. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.240 No, you're right, you can't the other day. Captain James 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.880 Cook discovered Australia. Yeah, with it in Captain James Cook. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:46.880 It was Captain James Cook. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:47.640 I don't think we like him. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.760 We definitely know we don't. I'm of Captain Jane nor. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:53.800 Am I and I leave in Cook where I live 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.240 is where he landed. So, yeah, I live off James 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.240 Cook Drive. It's not my street, but I live near it. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.280 I went to Willawear High. The crest is James Cook's boat. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.840 Like everything is very Cook related. My electorate is Cook. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.480 He literally arrived in Cronullah. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:07.600 Yeah, he arrived in Bottany Bay. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.440 I always imagined that he would have pulled into the 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.760 Sydney Harbor and been like, oh God, is how good's 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:12.920 the bridge? It's nice? 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:16.039 Do you ever wonder how they decided on Sydney Harbor, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.240 Like if he landed in Botany Bay, why did they 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:19.600 not make that the hub? 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.880 Like why is it now? Yeah, there's a lot of 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.320 peninsulas there. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.800 There are you know, I read this Ozzy history which 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.600 is boring as batshit, but it's actually kind of cool. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:33.000 Do you know why Canberra is the capital of Australia. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.120 Because weren't Melbourne and Sydney bickering about who's going to 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:36.800 be the capital city? And they were like, well, fuck fa, 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.000 it's fair totally, we'll make something halfway. 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.359 From and Dad, the King of England, was like, hey, 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.599 stop fighting down there, We'll put it in the fucking 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.040 smack being in the middle. That's why it's in the 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.640 middle of nowhere. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.600 I feel like I was told that on an excursion 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:50.039 or something. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:50.960 It's a cool story. 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:51.360 I love it. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.440 I think they did that the same in America, like Washington, 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.600 DC's also in the middle of nowhere too. I think 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.200 they did the same. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.880 I wonder if Perth even got a look in. I mean, 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.400 if it's all too much trouble will be the capitol. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.840 Sure put it on Alaru Parliament House on. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.080 All I would love that. 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.280 Actually, no parliament House in Ularu. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:10.680 Yeah, like Olivery was so underrated. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.360 I know I've been there. It's beautiful, have you, Yes, 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:18.320 as a very but I've got memories all that red dirt. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.160 We did one of those classic tourist destination events where 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:24.720 you have dinner with a white tablecloth and the cutlery, 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:28.240 the shiny cutlery on the red sand. It likes the contrast. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:28.880 It was beautiful. 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.000 I would love to do that. I would go back 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.640 in a heartbeat. But I'm waiting for something kind of 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.279 fucked up to happen in my life because they say 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:40.440 that oliary has healing qualities. I remember Angela Bishop, you 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:41.799 know from Channel ten, our mate. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.000 Friend of the podcast, Friend of the pod. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.359 She said that. When her husband passed away, her and 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.839 her daughter went to Ularuh and it was very healing 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.400 during the grief process. And so I'm waiting for something 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:52.480 fucked to happen in my life and then I'm jumping 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:53.480 on jetstar. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.400 Off to the rock. Yeah, I would love to do that. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.640 I remember encouraging you to do it during the breakup. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.479 I was like, this is gonna sound ridiculous, but have 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.599 you thought about going to all of red Total could 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:03.840 be the answer to all your problem. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.240 I was stuck in fucking Marrickville under a flight path 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:08.839 like it was hell on. That could be you, that 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.200 could have been me? Yeah, he knows. Hey, listen, it's 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:12.640 episode one hundred and ninety nine. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:14.640 Which means we're nearly at the Big two. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:17.760 What is that? Speaking of colonizers? Is it the two hundred? 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:18.880 Is it the bi centenary? 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.960 It's a bit bi centenary, is it? 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:21.240 Yeah? 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:22.760 Because its centenary is one hundred. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:23.880 Yeah, you're right. 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.800 We had the bi centenary in Australia and everyone got 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.560 coins remember the seventies or something. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:28.960 Oh I wasn't here, No. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.680 Neither was I, but I hear it was fun. What's 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:31.640 our bi centenary? 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.960 I'm just gonna believe you. I don't know. I'm not 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:35.800 going to check it. I'll google it because I have 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.400 to google it because oh yeah, price keeper gener it's 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.200 left us on our own, little lonesome, the flaky behavior. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:41.680 It's back. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.880 Oh bi centenary, the two hundredth anniversary of a significant event. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.320 Perfect. I can't believe I ever doubted you. You should know. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.920 We'll save all the we'll shave, we'll shave each other 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.279 for the two hundredth episode. 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.160 Will it shave? Oh? 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.320 I wouldn't fuck it's thick. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:58.240 It's very thick whereabouts everywhere. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:06:58.960 I'm very hairy. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.560 Oh good, I'm here now than ever. Interesting. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.760 Maybe my hormones are just actually circulating around my body. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.040 That could be true. I've got to tell you, I'm 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.880 quite glad that you're ensconced again now that someone because 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.880 I didn't want to say so at the time because 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:18.760 you were growing and experimenting. But god, the horny era, Yeah, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.280 I really struggled with that. Why did you struggle with 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.480 to look at me and knowing I was. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:22.960 Having said no. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.400 It was the way you spoke to me about your 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.680 behavior and your gay wrongdoings on the weekend. I was 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.520 like the whole time we've been friends. We've never had 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.600 this relationship where you're like, yeah, I'm proud at this 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.560 point and I was like, oh my god. It made 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.120 me feel like such a proud but I was like, wow. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:44.400 He does that. I had to. I've checked myself and 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.240 that was my Jojo sewet Era, What do you mean, Well, 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.600 you know JoJo's currently being canceled online. 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.320 I'm actually not across what's happened. There? 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:53.480 Are you not on Jojo talking? 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:53.680 Now? 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:55.040 Oh my god, Jojo. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.080 I know there's something happening because I've seen others talking 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:58.320 about it, but I've got no idea what's going on? 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.840 Mitchell, she's creating a new genre of music, gay pop. 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.760 She's the savior we all needed. She's saving gay music. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:07.400 At least her words. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.200 Yes, she wants to make gay pop. And everyone's like, babe, 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.560 gay pop's been around a long time. She's like, no 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:13.040 one's doing it. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.560 Yeah, I don't think you like call it gay pop? 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:20.000 The gay side? What pop is there? Hours? Yeh hours. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.600 We all meet up every couple of weeks and we decide. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:22.760 So. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.760 Yeah, I would personally not describe to a lipra as 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.880 gay pop, but there's other people that would disagree with 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:32.400 that and majority rules. So I guess she's a gay icon. 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.520 She is a gay icon. Some her energy is also 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:36.920 very gay like she she gives the endgy you do 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.000 a libra of a gay man anyway, Jojo, see what 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.400 I'm having? That was my Jojo sewer Era. I had 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:44.240 never had those experiences. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.840 I know That's why I didn't say anything, but I 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.320 was like, oh, I've never seen this side to you, 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.640 but listen, I am built for sexual aggression anything from 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.040 your pause. I've never had it. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:54.760 I never had it. And I was getting attention left 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.679 front and center. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.080 Which I can understand how unfamiliar that is to you. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.520 Attention as a national radio orcast. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:04.240 I mean sexual attention. Yeah. No one listens to Mitch 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.199 Cherry on the Night Show or the pick up and goes, God, 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.200 I wanted to rail me, what is your cat doing, Mitchell? 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.200 She sorry, the cat just jumped up on the TV 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.200 and cabinet. But there's a million cords and shit that 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.240 she could have gotten tangled in. She's fine, she's fine. 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:18.600 I know everyone's worried about Isabella. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.560 I'm worried about Isabelle. Yeah, it was it was just 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.680 a new experience for me. But I've pulled it back 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:27.120 and listen, I want to apologize to anyone that found 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:27.960 it unsavory. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:29.760 I don't think it was anyone. It was just me. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:30.960 No. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.800 I've had some messages really yeah about what people were like, 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.079 we get it if you have sex. Oh look it's 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.000 the Bella's iron off that candle that Stephen got me. 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.080 Oh my god, Stephen got you a little coalkan. Oh 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:41.400 my god. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:42.800 I didn't even realize you put it there. 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.120 Yeah, but it fits your decor perfect, doesn't it. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.600 Just yeah, Stephen moved to Orange and was like, I 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.280 want to get Mitchell something that reminds me of his 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.360 country roots. So we got you a yellow Koala candle 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:53.360 made out of bees wax. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.079 Yeah, it was quite random. He gave it to me 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.240 at marta Grant. I was like, oh, that's so sweet, 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.520 thank you. And then it wasn't a till later that 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:02.719 I thought about it and I was like, wait, what 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.720 the fuck did he get me this? What was the occasion? 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:06.319 It was on my birthday? It was nothing. It was 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.160 just so random, but I was like, oh that's lovely. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.280 No, he was very touch that you invited him to 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.160 come to the Mardi Gras parade and march in the parade. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:17.200 Oh well, there's no use in me admitting this. But 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.560 I didn't invite him. Mute, no, but I obviously didn't 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.520 say no, he's not allowed. But took this role with 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.440 that version that I was so sweet and inclusive and 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.120 I invited him. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.880 The opportunity arose because I was you invited me, and 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:29.760 so he was thanking you in part. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.079 Oh okay, that's cute. Well you're welcome, darling. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:32.880 Yeah, he's very sweet. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:33.960 It's nice. One did they even listen? 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:35.400 Nobody's parents do? 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.280 Oh that's right. Shout out to Stephen's parents. I'm mister 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:39.000 and missus Stephen. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:41.880 Oh, they're lovely. They're so nice. His father, I won't 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.840 name him obviously for you know, w h ands reasons. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.559 But he bought me wine from Pennsylvania. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:50.640 It's like, this is dracular theme wine, dracular wine together. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:51.920 What was it like? 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.520 It's awful, it's rancid. It was very bad. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.760 And he's going to hear this. I was going to 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:58.280 know that it was awful, and so I told. 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.760 Him to his face that it wasn't good wine. And 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:03.280 then his mother and I shared a cheesecake. Cool, real bonding. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.720 Yeah nice, anyway. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.840 Love you guys, think you'll love you. So it's but heavy, 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.959 isn't it. I really like you, guys. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.000 I feel that mercury retrograde is touring with your emotions. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.160 I want to roll the close through of an introduction. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.960 I work up this morning and I was in such 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:17.640 a foul mood. 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:21.719 But wait, aren't you immune to mercury retrograde and the 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:23.719 side effects that come with it? Yeah? You told that 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:28.200 because of your fucking moon sign or some bloody gray area. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.280 That means that mercury retrograde doesn't affect you. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:34.959 Yeah, I'm immune to mercury in retrograde, says they astrologist astrotash. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.480 I don't know why she also thinks we're astrological soul mates. 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:40.840 No, that's why she tied it through a soulmate sol. 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:43.040 It's destined in the stars. But platonic love is what 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:43.480 she said. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:47.000 Yeah, you didn't have to remind me of that. Yeah, 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.760 you just told me you were so repulsed by the 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.600 of my penis. That's not what I say. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.240 It's fairly nice. It's probably very aesthetically. Oh no, I'm 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.680 going back to the I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Too vulgar. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.520 You know, I got pulled up at Kiss FM for 0:11:58.559 --> 0:11:59.320 being a bit vulgar. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.040 What did you they? You said you need to pull 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:04.880 back on the on the sexual smart on the innuendo. Thought, wow, 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.760 I feel like you can't be too smarty on air, 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:08.719 which is why that side of you fucking comes out 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.320 with a vengeance here. Oh do you think that's what 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:13.240 it is, because you can't be too gross on the radio? No, 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.480 it's mum's in the car, for god, they got mums 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:15.840 in cars. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.200 That's what you always say, mumms in cars. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:18.760 What did you say that you've got in trouble for? 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.160 I told the same story about the BedHead with Stephen 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:24.120 and being moved and I was told pull back, pull back, 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:24.680 and I went. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.839 That's too much. Yeah, that was nothing. You said, way 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:29.520 worse I have. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.360 I should not listen to the show anyway. Look, if 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:33.800 it's your first time listening, welcome to. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.720 Is it just welcome? 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.320 Every show starts the same with and is it just 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.080 me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.760 doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:45.240 Speaking of mercury and retrograde. I'm just in the mood 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.640 to vent. Yeah, because I'm a bit fucked off. My 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.600 motions are all over the shop because of Miss Mercury, 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:54.240 and so I'm channeling that into my agent today. All right, 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.200 would you like to go first? Get it off your chest? Sure? 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.240 What's the el's going to be about that? 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.280 Mine's very straightforward, very generic. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.320 It's one of the well stick around for that, what 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:02.839 a hook? 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.400 Well, the truth is I have a couple in my 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.000 head that I'm deciding on. Oh, okay, I always decide 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.679 as Bradley's is. The orchestra is playing, and Bradley is 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.160 screaming you go first in my. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:15.160 Right, Bradley, count me in place? Thank you? Is it 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:22.440 just me? Is it just too fucking hard to do anything? Right? 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:23.640 Oh? 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:29.240 This sounds loaded. It's just so hard to be in 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.280 a health kick era when there's so much conflicting advice 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.320 about what to do, what not to do? You're doing 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:35.679 too much of this is not enough of that. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:36.720 Yeah. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.400 I went to the doctor the other day, right, went 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.360 back to doctor Madeline. 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.200 Well, this is the doctor that you've lost and then 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:41.720 found again. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.360 Yes, we've been reunited, thank God. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:43.720 Good. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:45.840 So I went to her and I had like a 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.480 bit of a hit list a few things to get 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.800 through in one appointment. I was like, right, I need 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.880 to refer a letter, I need this, that and the other. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.880 And I brought up with her that I haven't been 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:56.680 sleeping well you know, I've been bitching about that. Yeah, 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.679 and another thing that I brought up with her. I 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.520 wasn't going to bring it up. It was actually Sewan's suggestion. 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:05.840 He kind of said to me in jest when we 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.360 were driving seven hours back to bogen Gate a couple 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:11.880 of weeks ago. He goes, I really think it might 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:15.480 be worth mentioning to your doctor, just asking about why 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.640 you need to piss all the time, because during this 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.520 road trip it was like every second town, I was like, 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.600 pull over, I'm going to go again. I've never noticed 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.600 that you need to piss a lot. Though half the 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.680 time I don't even need to. It's just out of boredom. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:29.640 Like when I'm sitting in a car, just get a 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.560 bit fidgety and like, you know, costified big. I'm like, 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.120 I just need to stretch my legs, go do a pierce. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.760 It'll be fine. And so he said it might be 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:38.880 worth bringing it up, and I was like, yeah, okay, 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.840 I'll bring it up, so I said, Madeline, while I'm here, 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.160 my boyfriend's getting annoyed at the fact that I pissed 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.360 all the time. And she goes, okay, well, how much 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:52.320 water are you drinking? And I said plenty. My nutrition 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.600 has says that I should be drinking plenty of water 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.520 up the water intake, and she goes, well, what about 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.520 at nighttime? I said, no, once my glass of water 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:03.160 is empty, I'll go get another one and just kind 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.360 of sipping on it an ye. She goes, oh no, no, no, no, no, 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.200 oh no no no, that's why you're having trouble sleeping too. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:11.120 You're drinking far too much water. What I was like, 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:19.240 too much water, too much water. Now I've heard everything 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.160 totally from how is that possible? The messaging is always 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.000 drink plenty of water. You're not drinking enough water to 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:29.480 have those fucking hideous Stanley caps with the nine am, 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.840 ten am, one pm. Drink that water, girlfriend, And everyone's 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:34.760 always saying my New Year's beeds a lesion is to 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:38.080 drink more water. All of a sudden, I'm overdosing on water. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:39.720 How is that possible? 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.440 The one thing that we all thought we could just 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.840 drink in excess it's actually hurting you. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.880 Apparently it's affecting my sleep and it's compromising my bladder's 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.560