Speaker 1: Host couple of mitches, you release yourself for the rude
Speaker 1: shocks of young adultsthood in high school, I thought compulsory,
Speaker 1: I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor,
Speaker 1: Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory.
Speaker 2: I went fantastic and drama.
Speaker 1: Is Mitchuli and Mitchell Ko's.
Speaker 2: Hello you, Ella you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Does it sound different? Can you hear?
Speaker 1: Just after we announced the new studios, we're back to
Speaker 1: Mitchell's living room.
Speaker 2: We're so bratty, aren't we. They grant us these beautiful
Speaker 2: stay of the art studios and we're like, nah, let's
Speaker 2: just hang out on the couch.
Speaker 1: We make such a scene, we do photo shoots in it,
Speaker 1: we all get beautiful picks, and then we're back to
Speaker 1: Mitch's house. Isabella right now, she's just done her midday ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's with that cat. At the moment.
Speaker 2: She's in her fucking bear grill thera. She never wants
Speaker 2: to go outside, but she's currently scratching at the balcony
Speaker 2: door because she wants to go out in the balcony.
Speaker 2: She's when do you give a shit about what goes
Speaker 2: on out there?
Speaker 1: Mitchell when I first met Isabella, when she was a
Speaker 1: wee little pussy, she used to sit in your old
Speaker 1: apartment in five Dock on the balcony she used to
Speaker 1: sit on that. It was such a thin ledge, and
Speaker 1: I was so because she had such a thick overhang.
Speaker 2: I know, I actually think about that more often than
Speaker 2: I should. I feel sad for my gordeous little cat
Speaker 2: because originally the first time I brought her home to
Speaker 2: the balcony was bricks. It's like the fence or whatever
Speaker 2: on the balcony was flat bricks, so she could jump up,
Speaker 2: and we were on the lowest floor, so she'd be
Speaker 2: fine if she fell, not that she would. But now
Speaker 2: that I'm living here, it's like a railing, so it's round.
Speaker 2: If she gets up on there, she'll lose a balance.
Speaker 2: And I'm up quite high.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure there's like cat technology that exists that
Speaker 1: you can wrap some sort of ledge around.
Speaker 2: Like a balcony adapter.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a cat. You know what you could get?
Speaker 1: I've seen them on will it flat? We can't keep
Speaker 1: just doing will it? We can't just do will It's?
Speaker 1: Is that our legacy?
Speaker 2: I like it? Will it?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: We've done block and blend. Oh by the way, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: side note, Yep, we did will it Blend last week
Speaker 2: where we just blended meals. And then one of my
Speaker 2: friends pointed out to me that there's actually quite a
Speaker 2: famous YouTube channel and it's actually called will it Blend
Speaker 2: is but they blend like iPhones and.
Speaker 1: Shit, oh my god, I remember, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like it goes viral those videos, and here we are
Speaker 2: thinking we're absolute geniuses thinking of that idea for the
Speaker 2: very first time. But nah, it's been done.
Speaker 1: I remember that. And he used to put iPhone and
Speaker 1: it was a weird voice over and he'd go, yeah,
Speaker 1: will it blend iPhone? Oh my god, I'm just searching
Speaker 1: it now. Well, that's one of those things, you know
Speaker 1: how they always accuse comedians of stealing jokes, but they're
Speaker 1: not actively stealing it. It's like you've heard something funny
Speaker 1: and then five years later you say the joke because
Speaker 1: you've forgotten that you've heard it.
Speaker 2: That happens a lot, you know. I hear anecdotes that
Speaker 2: people say as if it happened to them, But I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it did, or if somewhere in
Speaker 2: your subconscious you think it did. Like the amount of
Speaker 2: times I've heard people say the story, Oh, my mum
Speaker 2: thought that LOL stood for lots of love, so she
Speaker 2: texted me and said the dog died. I've heard so
Speaker 2: many people claim that as their own experience, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: who was the original? Who was behind that joy? You
Speaker 2: know what the original is? It's the other day? What
Speaker 2: do you mean when you go the other day?
Speaker 1: It was fucking April last year. You know when someone
Speaker 1: goes on I love her the other day, so do I?
Speaker 1: I rock her the other day? So often because at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, who gives a far? Totally
Speaker 1: it's not relevant to the story.
Speaker 2: How last Tuesday at ten am, who gives a fuck?
Speaker 1: But okay, what there is an expiration date. You can't
Speaker 1: go the other day? Two planes flew into the World
Speaker 1: Trade Center. But you can't say that.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, you can't the other day. Captain James
Speaker 2: Cook discovered Australia. Yeah, with it in Captain James Cook.
Speaker 2: It was Captain James Cook.
Speaker 1: I don't think we like him.
Speaker 2: We definitely know we don't. I'm of Captain Jane nor.
Speaker 1: Am I and I leave in Cook where I live
Speaker 1: is where he landed. So, yeah, I live off James
Speaker 1: Cook Drive. It's not my street, but I live near it.
Speaker 1: I went to Willawear High. The crest is James Cook's boat.
Speaker 1: Like everything is very Cook related. My electorate is Cook.
Speaker 2: He literally arrived in Cronullah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he arrived in Bottany Bay.
Speaker 2: I always imagined that he would have pulled into the
Speaker 2: Sydney Harbor and been like, oh God, is how good's
Speaker 2: the bridge? It's nice?
Speaker 1: Do you ever wonder how they decided on Sydney Harbor,
Speaker 1: Like if he landed in Botany Bay, why did they
Speaker 1: not make that the hub?
Speaker 2: Like why is it now? Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: peninsulas there.
Speaker 1: There are you know, I read this Ozzy history which
Speaker 1: is boring as batshit, but it's actually kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Do you know why Canberra is the capital of Australia.
Speaker 2: Because weren't Melbourne and Sydney bickering about who's going to
Speaker 2: be the capital city? And they were like, well, fuck fa,
Speaker 2: it's fair totally, we'll make something halfway.
Speaker 1: From and Dad, the King of England, was like, hey,
Speaker 1: stop fighting down there, We'll put it in the fucking
Speaker 1: smack being in the middle. That's why it's in the
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was told that on an excursion
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: It's a cool story.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I think they did that the same in America, like Washington,
Speaker 1: DC's also in the middle of nowhere too. I think
Speaker 1: they did the same.
Speaker 2: I wonder if Perth even got a look in. I mean,
Speaker 2: if it's all too much trouble will be the capitol.
Speaker 1: Sure put it on Alaru Parliament House on.
Speaker 2: All I would love that.
Speaker 1: Actually, no parliament House in Ularu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Olivery was so underrated.
Speaker 1: I know I've been there. It's beautiful, have you, Yes,
Speaker 1: as a very but I've got memories all that red dirt.
Speaker 1: We did one of those classic tourist destination events where
Speaker 1: you have dinner with a white tablecloth and the cutlery,
Speaker 1: the shiny cutlery on the red sand. It likes the contrast.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: I would love to do that. I would go back
Speaker 2: in a heartbeat. But I'm waiting for something kind of
Speaker 2: fucked up to happen in my life because they say
Speaker 2: that oliary has healing qualities. I remember Angela Bishop, you
Speaker 2: know from Channel ten, our mate.
Speaker 1: Friend of the podcast, Friend of the pod.
Speaker 2: She said that. When her husband passed away, her and
Speaker 2: her daughter went to Ularuh and it was very healing
Speaker 2: during the grief process. And so I'm waiting for something
Speaker 2: fucked to happen in my life and then I'm jumping
Speaker 2: on jetstar.
Speaker 1: Off to the rock. Yeah, I would love to do that.
Speaker 2: I remember encouraging you to do it during the breakup.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is gonna sound ridiculous, but have
Speaker 2: you thought about going to all of red Total could
Speaker 2: be the answer to all your problem.
Speaker 1: I was stuck in fucking Marrickville under a flight path
Speaker 1: like it was hell on. That could be you, that
Speaker 1: could have been me? Yeah, he knows. Hey, listen, it's
Speaker 1: episode one hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Which means we're nearly at the Big two.
Speaker 1: What is that? Speaking of colonizers? Is it the two hundred?
Speaker 2: Is it the bi centenary?
Speaker 1: It's a bit bi centenary, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because its centenary is one hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: We had the bi centenary in Australia and everyone got
Speaker 1: coins remember the seventies or something.
Speaker 2: Oh I wasn't here, No.
Speaker 1: Neither was I, but I hear it was fun. What's
Speaker 1: our bi centenary?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna believe you. I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to check it. I'll google it because I have
Speaker 2: to google it because oh yeah, price keeper gener it's
Speaker 2: left us on our own, little lonesome, the flaky behavior.
Speaker 2: It's back.
Speaker 1: Oh bi centenary, the two hundredth anniversary of a significant event.
Speaker 2: Perfect. I can't believe I ever doubted you. You should know.
Speaker 1: We'll save all the we'll shave, we'll shave each other
Speaker 1: for the two hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Will it shave? Oh?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't fuck it's thick.
Speaker 2: It's very thick whereabouts everywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm very hairy.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I'm here now than ever. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Maybe my hormones are just actually circulating around my body.
Speaker 2: That could be true. I've got to tell you, I'm
Speaker 2: quite glad that you're ensconced again now that someone because
Speaker 2: I didn't want to say so at the time because
Speaker 2: you were growing and experimenting. But god, the horny era, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I really struggled with that. Why did you struggle with
Speaker 2: to look at me and knowing I was.
Speaker 1: Having said no.
Speaker 2: It was the way you spoke to me about your
Speaker 2: behavior and your gay wrongdoings on the weekend. I was
Speaker 2: like the whole time we've been friends. We've never had
Speaker 2: this relationship where you're like, yeah, I'm proud at this
Speaker 2: point and I was like, oh my god. It made
Speaker 2: me feel like such a proud but I was like, wow.
Speaker 1: He does that. I had to. I've checked myself and
Speaker 1: that was my Jojo sewet Era, What do you mean, Well,
Speaker 1: you know JoJo's currently being canceled online.
Speaker 2: I'm actually not across what's happened. There?
Speaker 1: Are you not on Jojo talking?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jojo.
Speaker 2: I know there's something happening because I've seen others talking
Speaker 2: about it, but I've got no idea what's going on?
Speaker 1: Mitchell, she's creating a new genre of music, gay pop.
Speaker 1: She's the savior we all needed. She's saving gay music.
Speaker 2: At least her words.
Speaker 1: Yes, she wants to make gay pop. And everyone's like, babe,
Speaker 1: gay pop's been around a long time. She's like, no
Speaker 1: one's doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you like call it gay pop?
Speaker 2: The gay side? What pop is there? Hours? Yeh hours.
Speaker 1: We all meet up every couple of weeks and we decide.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would personally not describe to a lipra as
Speaker 2: gay pop, but there's other people that would disagree with
Speaker 2: that and majority rules. So I guess she's a gay icon.
Speaker 1: She is a gay icon. Some her energy is also
Speaker 1: very gay like she she gives the endgy you do
Speaker 1: a libra of a gay man anyway, Jojo, see what
Speaker 1: I'm having? That was my Jojo sewer Era. I had
Speaker 1: never had those experiences.
Speaker 2: I know That's why I didn't say anything, but I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I've never seen this side to you,
Speaker 2: but listen, I am built for sexual aggression anything from
Speaker 2: your pause. I've never had it.
Speaker 1: I never had it. And I was getting attention left
Speaker 1: front and center.
Speaker 2: Which I can understand how unfamiliar that is to you.
Speaker 2: Attention as a national radio orcast.
Speaker 1: I mean sexual attention. Yeah. No one listens to Mitch
Speaker 1: Cherry on the Night Show or the pick up and goes, God,
Speaker 1: I wanted to rail me, what is your cat doing, Mitchell?
Speaker 2: She sorry, the cat just jumped up on the TV
Speaker 2: and cabinet. But there's a million cords and shit that
Speaker 2: she could have gotten tangled in. She's fine, she's fine.
Speaker 2: I know everyone's worried about Isabella.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about Isabelle. Yeah, it was it was just
Speaker 1: a new experience for me. But I've pulled it back
Speaker 1: and listen, I want to apologize to anyone that found
Speaker 1: it unsavory.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was anyone. It was just me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I've had some messages really yeah about what people were like,
Speaker 2: we get it if you have sex. Oh look it's
Speaker 2: the Bella's iron off that candle that Stephen got me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Stephen got you a little coalkan. Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize you put it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it fits your decor perfect, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, Stephen moved to Orange and was like, I
Speaker 1: want to get Mitchell something that reminds me of his
Speaker 1: country roots. So we got you a yellow Koala candle
Speaker 1: made out of bees wax.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was quite random. He gave it to me
Speaker 2: at marta Grant. I was like, oh, that's so sweet,
Speaker 2: thank you. And then it wasn't a till later that
Speaker 2: I thought about it and I was like, wait, what
Speaker 2: the fuck did he get me this? What was the occasion?
Speaker 2: It was on my birthday? It was nothing. It was
Speaker 2: just so random, but I was like, oh that's lovely.
Speaker 1: No, he was very touch that you invited him to
Speaker 1: come to the Mardi Gras parade and march in the parade.
Speaker 2: Oh well, there's no use in me admitting this. But
Speaker 2: I didn't invite him. Mute, no, but I obviously didn't
Speaker 2: say no, he's not allowed. But took this role with
Speaker 2: that version that I was so sweet and inclusive and
Speaker 2: I invited him.
Speaker 1: The opportunity arose because I was you invited me, and
Speaker 1: so he was thanking you in part.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's cute. Well you're welcome, darling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very sweet.
Speaker 2: It's nice. One did they even listen?
Speaker 1: Nobody's parents do?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Shout out to Stephen's parents. I'm mister
Speaker 2: and missus Stephen.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're lovely. They're so nice. His father, I won't
Speaker 1: name him obviously for you know, w h ands reasons.
Speaker 2: But he bought me wine from Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is dracular theme wine, dracular wine together.
Speaker 2: What was it like?
Speaker 1: It's awful, it's rancid. It was very bad.
Speaker 2: And he's going to hear this. I was going to
Speaker 2: know that it was awful, and so I told.
Speaker 1: Him to his face that it wasn't good wine. And
Speaker 1: then his mother and I shared a cheesecake. Cool, real bonding.
Speaker 2: Yeah nice, anyway.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, think you'll love you. So it's but heavy,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I really like you, guys.
Speaker 2: I feel that mercury retrograde is touring with your emotions.
Speaker 2: I want to roll the close through of an introduction.
Speaker 1: I work up this morning and I was in such
Speaker 1: a foul mood.
Speaker 2: But wait, aren't you immune to mercury retrograde and the
Speaker 2: side effects that come with it? Yeah? You told that
Speaker 2: because of your fucking moon sign or some bloody gray area.
Speaker 2: That means that mercury retrograde doesn't affect you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm immune to mercury in retrograde, says they astrologist astrotash.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she also thinks we're astrological soul mates.
Speaker 2: No, that's why she tied it through a soulmate sol.
Speaker 1: It's destined in the stars. But platonic love is what
Speaker 1: she said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't have to remind me of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just told me you were so repulsed by the
Speaker 2: of my penis. That's not what I say.
Speaker 1: It's fairly nice. It's probably very aesthetically. Oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: going back to the I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Too vulgar.
Speaker 1: You know, I got pulled up at Kiss FM for
Speaker 1: being a bit vulgar.
Speaker 2: What did you they? You said you need to pull
Speaker 2: back on the on the sexual smart on the innuendo. Thought, wow,
Speaker 2: I feel like you can't be too smarty on air,
Speaker 2: which is why that side of you fucking comes out
Speaker 2: with a vengeance here. Oh do you think that's what
Speaker 2: it is, because you can't be too gross on the radio? No,
Speaker 2: it's mum's in the car, for god, they got mums
Speaker 2: in cars.
Speaker 1: That's what you always say, mumms in cars.
Speaker 2: What did you say that you've got in trouble for?
Speaker 1: I told the same story about the BedHead with Stephen
Speaker 1: and being moved and I was told pull back, pull back,
Speaker 1: and I went.
Speaker 2: That's too much. Yeah, that was nothing. You said, way
Speaker 2: worse I have.
Speaker 1: I should not listen to the show anyway. Look, if
Speaker 1: it's your first time listening, welcome to.
Speaker 2: Is it just welcome?
Speaker 1: Every show starts the same with and is it just
Speaker 1: me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch
Speaker 1: doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 2: Speaking of mercury and retrograde. I'm just in the mood
Speaker 2: to vent. Yeah, because I'm a bit fucked off. My
Speaker 2: motions are all over the shop because of Miss Mercury,
Speaker 2: and so I'm channeling that into my agent today. All right,
Speaker 2: would you like to go first? Get it off your chest? Sure?
Speaker 2: What's the el's going to be about that?
Speaker 1: Mine's very straightforward, very generic.
Speaker 2: It's one of the well stick around for that, what
Speaker 2: a hook?
Speaker 1: Well, the truth is I have a couple in my
Speaker 1: head that I'm deciding on. Oh, okay, I always decide
Speaker 1: as Bradley's is. The orchestra is playing, and Bradley is
Speaker 1: screaming you go first in my.
Speaker 2: Right, Bradley, count me in place? Thank you? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Is it just too fucking hard to do anything? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: This sounds loaded. It's just so hard to be in
Speaker 2: a health kick era when there's so much conflicting advice
Speaker 2: about what to do, what not to do? You're doing
Speaker 2: too much of this is not enough of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went to the doctor the other day, right, went
Speaker 2: back to doctor Madeline.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the doctor that you've lost and then
Speaker 1: found again.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've been reunited, thank God.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: So I went to her and I had like a
Speaker 2: bit of a hit list a few things to get
Speaker 2: through in one appointment. I was like, right, I need
Speaker 2: to refer a letter, I need this, that and the other.
Speaker 2: And I brought up with her that I haven't been
Speaker 2: sleeping well you know, I've been bitching about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and another thing that I brought up with her. I
Speaker 2: wasn't going to bring it up. It was actually Sewan's suggestion.
Speaker 2: He kind of said to me in jest when we
Speaker 2: were driving seven hours back to bogen Gate a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago. He goes, I really think it might
Speaker 2: be worth mentioning to your doctor, just asking about why
Speaker 2: you need to piss all the time, because during this
Speaker 2: road trip it was like every second town, I was like,
Speaker 2: pull over, I'm going to go again. I've never noticed
Speaker 2: that you need to piss a lot. Though half the
Speaker 2: time I don't even need to. It's just out of boredom.
Speaker 2: Like when I'm sitting in a car, just get a
Speaker 2: bit fidgety and like, you know, costified big. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I just need to stretch my legs, go do a pierce.
Speaker 2: It'll be fine. And so he said it might be
Speaker 2: worth bringing it up, and I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll bring it up, so I said, Madeline, while I'm here,
Speaker 2: my boyfriend's getting annoyed at the fact that I pissed
Speaker 2: all the time. And she goes, okay, well, how much
Speaker 2: water are you drinking? And I said plenty. My nutrition
Speaker 2: has says that I should be drinking plenty of water
Speaker 2: up the water intake, and she goes, well, what about
Speaker 2: at nighttime? I said, no, once my glass of water
Speaker 2: is empty, I'll go get another one and just kind
Speaker 2: of sipping on it an ye. She goes, oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: oh no no no, that's why you're having trouble sleeping too.
Speaker 2: You're drinking far too much water. What I was like,
Speaker 2: too much water, too much water. Now I've heard everything
Speaker 2: totally from how is that possible? The messaging is always
Speaker 2: drink plenty of water. You're not drinking enough water to
Speaker 2: have those fucking hideous Stanley caps with the nine am,
Speaker 2: ten am, one pm. Drink that water, girlfriend, And everyone's
Speaker 2: always saying my New Year's beeds a lesion is to
Speaker 2: drink more water. All of a sudden, I'm overdosing on water.
Speaker 2: How is that possible?
Speaker 1: The one thing that we all thought we could just
Speaker 1: drink in excess it's actually hurting you.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's affecting my sleep and it's compromising my bladder's
Speaker 2: immunity or some shit. I don't know how is this true.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it is.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I can't do anything right.
Speaker 1: No, it's not you, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Apparently it is.
Speaker 1: Have you pulled back and the water intake? When was this?
Speaker 2: Well that that was last week. But it's hard to
Speaker 2: pull back on the water intake because he's the other
Speaker 2: fucking thing. My ADHD medication, the dex is one of
Speaker 2: the side effects is having a dry mouth. So I'm
Speaker 2: often sipping on water because it just feels great. Is
Speaker 2: that yeah, yeah, fry mouth, feeling the dry leaps. I'm
Speaker 2: just always sipping on water to lub it up.
Speaker 1: Wait, you know you can get mouth hydration tablets.
Speaker 2: Ah fuck another medication. No not young ah, I know.
Speaker 1: No, you have them in your mouth and me hydrate
Speaker 1: just your mouth so if you're more upset.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a boss once, you know, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to name him. He had dry mouth and he would
Speaker 1: take these like fizzy tablets. Oh yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: and then his mouth would would all of a sudden
Speaker 1: be wet I can.
Speaker 2: I'm going to look into that. I wonder if you
Speaker 2: could put another problem I need to solve.
Speaker 1: No, what was on the other list of issues? Anything
Speaker 1: I can help with? What else was on the GP list?
Speaker 2: Are you able to renew my mental health care plan?
Speaker 2: You're able to write a letter to our therapist to say, yeah,
Speaker 2: give him another six sessions? Three?
Speaker 1: And burse I'm not. I think I'm half the reason
Speaker 1: you're in therapy. So maybe I think I'm actually causing
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you the other day? I brought your
Speaker 2: name up in therapy because it's the elephant in the
Speaker 2: room that we both see the same therapists, and I
Speaker 2: feel like confidentiality. I've never mentioned you because I actually
Speaker 2: haven't needed to, yes, And I wasn't bringing you up
Speaker 2: as an issue that I need to confide. I just
Speaker 2: brought it up in passing. I said, Mitch Cherry, who
Speaker 2: you're familiar with. She just did not react at all,
Speaker 2: did not blink, did not not did not show any
Speaker 2: signs of any confidentiality. She would not acknowledge that she
Speaker 2: knew year she's good, right.
Speaker 1: She'd I'd hate to play poker with her, she would
Speaker 1: she'd have the best poker face.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should go in there and just bitch relentlessly
Speaker 2: about you, and she'll be like, like, maybe she wants
Speaker 2: the tea.
Speaker 1: No, because she really just got me through my breakup.
Speaker 1: I didn't touch the sides on anything else. You know
Speaker 1: how they say therapists normally then like you give them
Speaker 1: their issue and they always lead it back to your childhood.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, this is pretty much fucked up. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so you will just stick with this. You didn't need
Speaker 1: to go deep.
Speaker 2: She's a bit like that with me too. She's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I understand that you're struggling with burnout and motivation, but
Speaker 2: did your dad ever hit you? I'm like, no, no.
Speaker 1: Also, my dad's back me. But I actually think it helped.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I think it actually really taught me
Speaker 1: right from wrong.
Speaker 2: But anyway, the reason I went to the GP was
Speaker 2: mostly about struggling to sleep, constantly waking up during the night.
Speaker 2: You've heard me wind about this before. She's given me melotonin,
Speaker 2: which won't kick in for another two weeks. I have
Speaker 2: to take it the same time every night.
Speaker 1: Tolerance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's supposed to sort of get your what if
Speaker 2: it's the card to rhythm back in to wackut'. Yes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we'll see how that goes. But apparently I have
Speaker 2: to wean off water of all the addictions I could have,
Speaker 2: of all the things like an overdose on no water.
Speaker 1: Your skin is glowy too. You drink a lot of water.
Speaker 2: Well, what's going to happen to my skin? I know
Speaker 2: you're going to Should I stop drinking water?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Do you want to sleep? Or do you want to
Speaker 2: look hot at me?
Speaker 1: Chill? It's not we can't have everything.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to to. I know you know what,
Speaker 2: have you ever had a sleep study? I'm very intrigued
Speaker 2: to make anyone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll let me get put you on.
Speaker 1: I think I've spoken about this book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said you'd put me onto some doctor in randomick.
Speaker 2: Never did.
Speaker 1: Will you don't give a fuckuts my memory? I will
Speaker 1: send it to you. But my sleep apena, like I've
Speaker 1: cured it, not cured it, but I treat it. I
Speaker 1: sleep amazingly. Maybe you've got sleep apnea and you don't
Speaker 1: know I.
Speaker 2: Could do the problem is I keep waking up. Isn't
Speaker 2: sleep apnear that you basically die with mouth? Sleep through it.
Speaker 1: I know you wake up constantly throughout the night because
Speaker 1: it wakes up because you're choking. May do Sean have
Speaker 1: a complained of snoring?
Speaker 2: No, he would be a hypocrite if he were ever
Speaker 2: to do that. Oh yeah, that's kind of only on
Speaker 2: nights that he's been that drinking or he's like super siperti. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's not all the time.
Speaker 1: It's a deep sleep thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's the mouth open snore.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh yeah, that's that's what sleep ap me?
Speaker 1: Is why mouth tape every night? Have you tried mouth taping?
Speaker 2: I just don't need more things.
Speaker 1: But it's a simple bit of tape over the lips
Speaker 1: every night. Because mouth breathing, I don't actually know the
Speaker 1: science and I don't want to preach it, but breathing
Speaker 1: through your nose is faster, perior than breathing through your mouth.
Speaker 1: You get a richer oxygen. It oxygenates your brain something like.
Speaker 2: That, and it's probably not going to leave your mouth
Speaker 2: that's dry. Yes. Also, she said something about because I
Speaker 2: usually drink sparkling water, you do, She said that that
Speaker 2: makes you need to pierce more often, essentially like carbonated drinks. Really,
Speaker 2: so I have to stick to steal water of an evening. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm like, for God's sake, water on its own is
Speaker 2: quite boring. I sparkle it so that I want to
Speaker 2: drink it. Yeah, I actually got sent Can you get
Speaker 2: up over on my table there? I've got sent the
Speaker 2: most bizarre pr package the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh is it what I think it is?
Speaker 2: That box? The box is there? See how it says
Speaker 2: liquid Death. It looks like a seltzer or a beer
Speaker 2: or something exciting. It's in a can, right, bring that over?
Speaker 2: So if you look at that packaging, what do you
Speaker 2: think that is?
Speaker 1: What does it look like like a Seltzer? That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, mixer, ready to drink.
Speaker 2: Here's the car that went with it. It says, don't be scared,
Speaker 2: It's just water.
Speaker 1: It's just water. Yes, then why is it so frightening?
Speaker 2: I know they've made it look like it's some can
Speaker 2: of mother or something. By the way, they've not sponsored
Speaker 2: me or anything. They just sent it to me in
Speaker 2: the hopes that they might get public sitting out of it.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if this is the fucking publicity they
Speaker 2: wanted the people at Liquid Death because I'm confused What
Speaker 2: are we getting at? What are they trying to do here?
Speaker 1: This is what happens when we let straight men create businesses.
Speaker 1: Liquid Yeah, bro, liquid death.
Speaker 2: The chicks will love it.
Speaker 1: But you look at it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, go for it. I haven't touched it. Yeah
Speaker 2: we should try one. Actually, we'll see if liquid death
Speaker 2: is any different to other water.
Speaker 1: Liquid death trying to open that fucking thing.
Speaker 2: What are they trying to achieve here? They're trying to
Speaker 2: make fucking water look more manly. Were they in a
Speaker 2: meeting room and they were like, guys, here's the problem.
Speaker 2: All the other waters on the marker for pussies. No,
Speaker 2: they try and make it look really refreshing and restorative
Speaker 2: and lovely with the clear bottles and the nature and
Speaker 2: the ocean and whatever. Let's make it look really fucking
Speaker 2: hectic and call it liquid liquid death.
Speaker 1: It's in an old Roman font This.
Speaker 2: Is market are they trying to win over? It's literally
Speaker 2: just water.
Speaker 1: This is a flavored sparkling waters?
Speaker 2: Oh that one's flavored? Is that?
Speaker 1: What is the other one is playing sparkling? This is
Speaker 1: mango chainsaw. Ooh see even the chainsaw? What's a mango chainsaw?
Speaker 1: It doesn't exist?
Speaker 2: Are They literally just trying to make it sound more
Speaker 2: mask Totally. They're going to open a florists and be like,
Speaker 2: skull fuck flowered deep throat dairy.
Speaker 1: That's my morning two in the pink.
Speaker 2: One of the strip sels I don't know is that
Speaker 2: the aim here.
Speaker 1: It's like when they put out the Man's size tissue totally,
Speaker 1: or they have you know, those diet shakes. They've got
Speaker 1: the Man Shake and the Milady Shake, but it's the
Speaker 1: same product.
Speaker 2: It would be the exact same shit.
Speaker 1: I'm trying Liquid Death for the first time. The can
Speaker 1: is like the size of a big em a mother can.
Speaker 2: It does look like an energy drink. Old. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: I saw that in seven eleven, I'd be very confused
Speaker 2: that it's just water.
Speaker 1: It's just sparkling water.
Speaker 2: Give us a try. It's yummy, is it? You can't,
Speaker 2: I'll give it a And it's low calorie, which is
Speaker 2: really nice. Of course it is. It's fucking water. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try it Liquid Death. That makes it sound like
Speaker 2: it's poison. Okay, here we go. What do you think?
Speaker 2: Oh that is quite Goold, It's.
Speaker 1: Actually it's yummy.
Speaker 2: I'm team Liquid Death again. They're not paying me. But
Speaker 2: I'm not mad about that at all. I thought it
Speaker 2: was gonna be a bit mata being in a key.
Speaker 2: It's ym No, it's really good. No, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: But now I need to pick is it just me?
Speaker 2: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 2: of miches. If you don't, you're a dickhead. Now, like
Speaker 2: we said this Wednesday, episode two hundred is coming out.
Speaker 2: It's a big milestone. Yeah, we're gonna have a bit
Speaker 2: of a celebration. Here's a peak behind the scenes for you.
Speaker 2: We're doing a double recording today and so we think
Speaker 2: Jennet's on her way.
Speaker 1: Yes, that means that we're recording both episodes in one city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and typically the episodes recorded at my place are
Speaker 2: a bit more loose.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so throwing the delirium of doing back to back episode,
Speaker 2: plus we might pop a bottle of champagne, it could
Speaker 2: be a bit lit.
Speaker 1: Well. Famously, our most listened to episodes are the episodes
Speaker 1: where we're celebrating a milestone. That's our one hundredth episode
Speaker 1: and my breakup episode.
Speaker 2: It's true. Actually it's so prissy. Yeah, I don't reckon.
Speaker 2: We're going to go all out like we did for
Speaker 2: THEE hundred for the two. Because we've got the five
Speaker 2: year anniversary this year. That's a big one. Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: my god, we'll pull out all the stops for that totally.
Speaker 1: Also, you know we I think we don't. You don't
Speaker 1: want to stop down and celebrate too much, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I did today? I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: we're recording the two on it the episode, maybe I
Speaker 2: should make a fast And so when I was at
Speaker 2: the convenience store, I grabbed some balloons and I was
Speaker 2: just going to like blow them up, tape them behind us,
Speaker 2: like put it on that Edgem knee on sign, and
Speaker 2: like pop it on the lamp behind me. But then
Speaker 2: I was like that actually could look really depressing. Yeah, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you either go hard or just don't bother. There's a
Speaker 2: couple of shit fucking balloon sticky tape to the wall
Speaker 2: would look worse. You know, Sometimes done nothing, sometimes less
Speaker 2: is less?
Speaker 1: Really is?
Speaker 2: It's very true. Have you heard from Jenna by the way, Oh,
Speaker 2: let me check. My phone's up there filming. I'm on
Speaker 2: D and D.
Speaker 1: Let me check. Oh yeah, she's checks the group chat
Speaker 1: omw just heaps of traffic doesn't she catch the train?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she might be shouting herself and now, but I'm
Speaker 2: the kiddy. Oh, I reckon?
Speaker 1: She does that, really doesn't she?
Speaker 2: Sometimes? I usually suggest it. It'll be a nightmare trying
Speaker 2: to get public transport. We're technically could be like fourteen
Speaker 2: bus swaps.
Speaker 1: Can you say pimp in these times?
Speaker 2: Pimp is pimp? I'd say pimp.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in.
Speaker 2: Trouble saying I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 1: I've just said it seven times, so let's hope not pimp.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying we're basically just pimps. Yeah, charge it
Speaker 1: to the business, babe, no worries. Put on a fur
Speaker 1: coat and shake your tits.
Speaker 2: Can I share something else that happened behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: of course, Chris Jenna's not here, it's a good time
Speaker 2: to talk about it. There were some strange payments happening
Speaker 2: on the kiddio.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna talk about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know what's happened because my accountant
Speaker 2: actually flagged it. She goes, there's more activity than usual
Speaker 2: on that account because we basically don't use the kidio.
Speaker 1: We never use the kidio. Is almost all the money
Speaker 1: we make from the podcast. It goes into a fund
Speaker 1: and we just don't touch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so she goes, there's more transactions happening recently,
Speaker 2: and I went and looked at them. Most of them
Speaker 2: I knew what they were. It's like you went to
Speaker 2: Woolies for will at Block. You know, there was us
Speaker 2: buying drinks and Marte graah blah blah blah. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can, there's explanations for most of these. But it's
Speaker 2: also being used to tap on off public transport. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't public transport.
Speaker 1: I'm too bougie and you have a car.
Speaker 2: And it's also being used to pay for someone's monthly
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime membership.
Speaker 1: But Mitch Night and I said to.
Speaker 2: Jenna, if you've accidentally used the wrong card, that's so fine.
Speaker 2: I'd actually rather it be you, because otherwise we might
Speaker 2: have a scamer on our hands. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: report it. And she goes, nuh, wasn't me. And I'm like, well, fuck, now,
Speaker 2: what are the next steps? Because if it's not you,
Speaker 2: me or Jenna using it to pay for fucking Amazon
Speaker 2: every month, where is this coming from? And public transport?
Speaker 1: I'm not using public transport. The only thing is the
Speaker 1: only people with access to the cards, you and Rus three.
Speaker 2: Now what do we do?
Speaker 1: No, totally, But I also am very concerned that we're
Speaker 1: going to be hemorrhaging money. Yeah, do we have to
Speaker 1: get to combat now it's in front.
Speaker 2: Of a fucking teller. I don't know, I can't and
Speaker 2: we're gonna call them.
Speaker 1: I'm going to sit on hold for an hour and.
Speaker 2: A half anyway, not the point of the fucking episode.
Speaker 2: As we were saying, our bi centenary is on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a bit of fun as a
Speaker 2: little celebration. But should we get into your is it dismiss?
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's jump in, go Bradley, is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be a Bebe boy? Well, a
Speaker 1: BB boy? I actually think you already are a BB boy?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Well? B B boy is a boy that wears Bebe cream.
Speaker 2: I'm very much a fucking baby boy.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Mitchell. I want to be a BB boy,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how to be a BB boy.
Speaker 1: I've never bought Bebe cream. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: bbe cream is. But somehow I'm on BB Talk and
Speaker 1: it's apparently the wonder makeup. If you don't want to
Speaker 1: look like the guy that wears makeup. Maybe this is
Speaker 1: my fragile masculinity going don't wear makeup, but I'm ready
Speaker 1: to do it, and I know you'll be the perfect
Speaker 1: person to show me.
Speaker 2: I love that you've admitted to fragile masculinity because I
Speaker 2: remember being really shocked that you just being repulsed at
Speaker 2: the thought of wearing glitter at artigra. I was like, WHOA, No,
Speaker 2: that had nothing.
Speaker 1: I just that had nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2: Really, maybe it did.
Speaker 1: Who knows, maybe it did.
Speaker 2: So bb cream it stands for blemish balm. I think
Speaker 2: we've talked about this on the podcast before. That's how
Speaker 2: I know what it sands for. Yes, I basically just
Speaker 2: put it on, not every day, but if I'm leaving
Speaker 2: the house. I don't leave the house every day, but
Speaker 2: I basically just pop it on. It rips on your face,
Speaker 2: but make sure you pop it on your neck and
Speaker 2: sort of behind the ears and stuff as well, just
Speaker 2: the resid dual. Otherwise you get that hideous line that
Speaker 2: all the girls in fucking year eighties to get the
Speaker 2: foundation line where they didn't blend. Yeah, and it basically
Speaker 2: just evens your skin tone a bit, like maybe you've
Speaker 2: got a bit of a red nose or something. It
Speaker 2: just sort of evens everything out a bit. And it's
Speaker 2: also SPF fifty, so it's sunscreen. So basically if I'm
Speaker 2: going for a bike ride, I'll put it on and
Speaker 2: then actual sunscreen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's also it's got skincare in it, right,
Speaker 1: you can get one through like hyaluronic acid.
Speaker 2: I don't really know much about that shit. I use
Speaker 2: it purely for fucking aesthetic grief. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: think that when I'm not wearing it, I look at
Speaker 2: myself in the mirror and I go, god, you're disgusting.
Speaker 2: Like I've gotten so used to wearing it all the
Speaker 2: time that I don't recognize myself without.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, I have like a little makeup.
Speaker 1: When I was doing the live tour with the Lifelune
Speaker 1: Cut girls who I do the pick up with, and
Speaker 1: I was on stage under lights, I did the first
Speaker 1: show and we got all the professional picks back, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're skined. You'd have the same doing
Speaker 1: your stand up. Yeah, I was like, I need to
Speaker 1: get skincare done.
Speaker 2: But you've always been obsessed with skincare. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I have. I've loved skincare for like five years, and
Speaker 1: I have like the whole led face mask and I'm
Speaker 1: all very obsessed. But makeup I've never delved into. I've
Speaker 1: never started that sort of.
Speaker 2: I feel like b becreeen barely countsl's makeup. That's like
Speaker 2: entry level shit. I'm going to get some. Hang on,
Speaker 2: there's some in my mookpack. I take it with me.
Speaker 1: I knew you the b B boy, You're the BB king.
Speaker 2: Actually I'll be.
Speaker 1: Back, Okay, can you give me on those liquid deaths
Speaker 1: actually while you're up.
Speaker 2: I actually I would really like one.
Speaker 1: I love them. Well, I just I'm a massive water
Speaker 1: boy thing.
Speaker 2: This is, you know, piss or not.
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't. I think I'm so dehydrated my
Speaker 1: body absorbed you. Oh my god, this is what I
Speaker 1: wanted BB.
Speaker 2: The same skin tone. I think I'm a little darker
Speaker 2: than I think. Unfortunately, that one actually is only the
Speaker 2: slightest bit dark because when I wear it, it does
Speaker 2: make it look like I've got a bit of a
Speaker 2: faked hand. All right, I'm always struck by how pacey
Speaker 2: I look, when I'm not wearing it, that's why you're
Speaker 2: going to blend that.
Speaker 1: That was my point that I did the live shows
Speaker 1: and I got makeup, but I had the most compliments
Speaker 1: about my skin when I was wearing a bit of concealer.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, now I want to just become a
Speaker 1: b B boy. So oh wow, And you just put
Speaker 1: it on with your finger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like put it on like you would have moisturized.
Speaker 2: Just think of it like fucking sunscreen.
Speaker 1: It's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, the whole thing? Oh god, he's
Speaker 2: putting dots all over his face. We have very different
Speaker 2: approaches to this. I literally go like this, watch that's
Speaker 2: how you put your Bebe cream on. Yeah, it's nothing fancy.
Speaker 2: It's his fucking Bebe cream.
Speaker 1: Oh it smells like moisturizer.
Speaker 2: It has a bit of a sunscreen. He smells Sorry,
Speaker 2: that's what I meant to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I don't think it's my right toe,
Speaker 1: but it's definitely not standing.
Speaker 2: I remember one time when I was like eighteen or something,
Speaker 2: I had my peas my brother didn't, and I was
Speaker 2: driving him somewhere. Yeah, he was going to like a
Speaker 2: party or something, and I said to him, Ah, if
Speaker 2: you're getting all dulled up for a party, puts some
Speaker 2: of this on. I handed him Bebe cream. He puts
Speaker 2: it on, looks at himself in that sun vis a
Speaker 2: mirror thing, and this burly fucking trady brother of mine goes, Oh,
Speaker 2: imagine how hot I'd be if I actually fucking try it.
Speaker 2: Oh he loves it, bless him. I love this. So
Speaker 2: what do you think you just put someone?
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a Beebe boy, officially going to
Speaker 1: be a Bebe boy.
Speaker 2: The problem I have with Bebe Cream is that I'm
Speaker 2: already a shiny girls, and it makes me extra shiny,
Speaker 2: especially on stage in those harsh lights. So I have
Speaker 2: to powder the living fuck out of my five head yeah,
Speaker 2: when I'm on stage, because the fucking bee bee cream
Speaker 2: doesn't help with the shine.
Speaker 1: No, I can imagine it. Also, you can get different
Speaker 1: blotting pats.
Speaker 2: Right well, beyond my recognition. It becomes too complicated for me.
Speaker 2: I've have to get new tools and shit.
Speaker 1: Well, if there's any like mecha experts that listen to
Speaker 1: the pod that are idiots messages both.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this whole engine has been you fishing
Speaker 2: for free beef as an apple.
Speaker 1: Please miss the liquid death. You're the king of water.
Speaker 1: I want to be the king of makeup.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Is it just me? Got something on
Speaker 2: your min hit up?
Speaker 3: Add a couple of mitches on Instagram to get yourself
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 2: Shoe hike dog being an Is it just me? Monday?
Speaker 2: It's an inch and Bonanza. We've done ours, So now
Speaker 2: let's get someone on the phone. Cherry. Here'll we call
Speaker 2: them direct Today.
Speaker 1: We're going to go to Port mcquarie, which I've never
Speaker 1: actually been to Port McQuary.
Speaker 2: I always get it confused with coughs harbor. I think
Speaker 2: I have been to Port mccuary, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I get Port mcquarie confused with like anywhere up on
Speaker 1: the coast, basically.
Speaker 2: Anything after Newcastle, and like it's all the same, the
Speaker 2: North Brisbane Cans. It's all just North Newcastle.
Speaker 1: Too many. But let's go to see Sarah, the gorgeous
Speaker 1: idiot who's import McCoy.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Sarah, Sarah, how are you?
Speaker 3: Hello? I'm fabulous?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Not too bad? Orgeous to hear You've just you've got
Speaker 2: some sort of energy in your voice. It's just pet
Speaker 2: me up and it's nice.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so excited to be finally told me to
Speaker 3: both of you. I am an og listener, so this
Speaker 3: is like a bucket list kickoff from me.
Speaker 1: And you're on our one hundred and ninety ninth episode.
Speaker 2: Can you believe?
Speaker 3: Oh, I can believe you're still going? Actually it's you two.
Speaker 2: Oh God love you.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's take a trip down memory lane. I joined
Speaker 3: the listening from the when Trey couldn't say the Lion.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that was very early on. That was in
Speaker 2: our first maybe ten episodes. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sarah, Wow, Yeah, So.
Speaker 3: It was actually your TikTok video that I found you guys.
Speaker 1: All love it. I love how you say when I
Speaker 1: still say blons. Yeah, it's just it's how I say it.
Speaker 1: Bland's He's one of a car and I know not again,
Speaker 1: no again? All right, Sarah, Well you've got an Egypt
Speaker 1: So you've heard us to hundreds and hundreds and hundreds
Speaker 1: I have yet. Okay, Well, Bradley's going to count you in.
Speaker 1: So after we hear from Bradley in our brass band,
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 3: Alrighty is it just me? Do you love being able
Speaker 3: to pull the my house, my rules card on your
Speaker 3: parents when they come to visit you.
Speaker 1: Ooh, this is a good one.
Speaker 2: My parents don't visit me. I've never had that.
Speaker 1: Thrill, and I live with my parents, so no, I
Speaker 1: don't really get to pull it, but I have pulled
Speaker 1: it when I did live out of home.
Speaker 2: Do you love doing it, Sarah, I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 3: Like my mum was up visiting recently, and I noticed
Speaker 3: that a lot of things that I used to do
Speaker 3: when I was a kid, and she used to be
Speaker 3: able to tell me your store, I was doing it
Speaker 3: and I would tell her out and say, my house,
Speaker 3: my rules.
Speaker 2: Can you give us an example of some sort of
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my cat's has jumped up on Cheery's shoulders.
Speaker 2: Christ sorry, nice as she's ever been to you. That
Speaker 2: hat has always hated you. She just jumped up, Hi, Isabella.
Speaker 3: Don't share her off.
Speaker 2: He did, he did because of the way he reacted
Speaker 2: was frea. She extended an olive branch to you, and
Speaker 2: you just fucking spat in her face.
Speaker 1: Maybe, Oh my god, she's fat phobic. She hasn't seen
Speaker 1: me since I've lost away. Now she likes me because
Speaker 1: I'm thinner.
Speaker 2: Oh, you reckon, That's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know she's terrified of me. Look at her looking, Isabella, Sorry,
Speaker 1: Sarah to throw you off there.
Speaker 2: Anyway, What were one of the things that your mum
Speaker 2: did that you had to tell her off for?
Speaker 3: Well, she would have a go at me when I
Speaker 3: would leave a light on in a room and walk out.
Speaker 2: Ah, my parents do that too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would get the whole time of light off
Speaker 3: your waisting electricity. And I'm like, you're not paying the bills, kids, Like,
Speaker 3: this is my house. I'm going back in there in
Speaker 3: a few minutes.
Speaker 2: If I want to leave a fucking light on iewheel,
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: Or sitting up on the kitchen bench while I'm eating
Speaker 3: breakfast and she walk past us slap me on the legs. Oh, Mike,
Speaker 3: is a bench stick where I was.
Speaker 2: Oh, she didn't like that you were sitting on the bed,
Speaker 2: sitting on the bench. That is an interesting choice.
Speaker 3: I know it annoys her. So that's why I started
Speaker 3: doing things on purpose, because she couldn't rouse on me because.
Speaker 2: It's my house, because it's your house, your rules.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're you're very much a your house,
Speaker 1: your rules kind of guy.
Speaker 2: Not really really, I'm not fussy when people come to
Speaker 2: visit me, and but it's like, whatever make yourself comfy.
Speaker 1: You are. That's very true, mit She's a very welcoming guess.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have rules. I take that back.
Speaker 1: You're the opposite. I actually think I'm very in my
Speaker 1: house my rules. I can be very annoying, like everyone
Speaker 1: leave everything as you found it.
Speaker 2: Are you one of those like it's the shoes off household? No?
Speaker 1: No, not a shoes off house.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't really care if you have your shoes
Speaker 2: on or off. It's up to you whatever makes you comfy,
Speaker 2: And it depends if you've got carpet off four boards,
Speaker 2: and if you're rich enough to have a rumber. I
Speaker 2: never had a rumber. I get so much joy out
Speaker 2: of vcuum, while would an outsourced.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so much. You love a vacuum, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Do you have a rumber in your house?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I do have a stick vacuum, though, and I will
Speaker 3: admit vacuum thus quite therapeutic, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: It's like meditation. You're not focusing on anything else. Isabella
Speaker 2: is now on. She's about to jump up and see
Speaker 2: see you can't perceive her. Now she's run away again?
Speaker 2: What is going just not being perceived? But you're something.
Speaker 2: Don't say her name, don't look at us?
Speaker 1: Is she about to pass on?
Speaker 2: Were cats do that? Before they pass on? They get
Speaker 2: really friendly? Shit? Oh my gouse, she's been more friendly
Speaker 2: in the last couple of months.
Speaker 3: We're back to the animal's death?
Speaker 2: Are we back to again?
Speaker 3: Sarah again?
Speaker 2: Take Sarah quick question for you. I'm not criticizing your
Speaker 2: odge and my love and a door you, obviously, but
Speaker 2: last week I did ask for the most fucked up
Speaker 2: stories that people have to tell, like their dinner party story.
Speaker 2: You haven't delivered that. What's the most fucked up thing
Speaker 2: that's happened to you while I've got ya.
Speaker 3: At a dinner party?
Speaker 2: No dinner parties, never mind, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: A story that you can tell at a dinner party,
Speaker 1: like if we're all having dinner, something while that's happened
Speaker 1: to you that you tell when you go to dinner parties.
Speaker 3: I've got a really bad dating story. It's probably the world.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a very excited. I got set up
Speaker 3: on a blind date by a friend of mine, and
Speaker 3: when I turned up at the venue, it was my
Speaker 3: ex sister.
Speaker 2: Oh ah, fuck your ex sister in law.
Speaker 3: It was my ex girlfriend's sister.
Speaker 1: How did your sister react?
Speaker 3: We kind of just looked at each other when and
Speaker 3: just had that silent acknowledgment of fuck this, and I
Speaker 3: just turned around and left.
Speaker 2: You didn't even talk or laugh about it.
Speaker 3: Now, we were both mortified. Her sister and I we
Speaker 3: didn't exactly break up what amicable terms.
Speaker 2: So she would have taken sided, I imagined, so she
Speaker 2: would have been like this rat.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, as to be which is fine.
Speaker 2: Is it possible that you dated the wrong sister? You
Speaker 2: should have given it a crack?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Maybe was Is it?
Speaker 2: To be honest?
Speaker 1: Is the sister hotter than the ex?
Speaker 3: H I don't know if I say hotter. She's very
Speaker 3: easy on the eye.
Speaker 2: So okay, anyway, the one that got away?
Speaker 1: What a great story that that's what we want from me?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to actually be an Can you just
Speaker 1: be a story? You just need to make it work
Speaker 1: within the gym parameters? Is it just me? Or if
Speaker 1: you ever dated your exis sister and then go into
Speaker 1: that story, you know what I mean, that's great stuff, Sarah.
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't have to be that specific. I'm just like, no,
Speaker 2: give us your best yarn, not that yours was boring today,
Speaker 2: Sarah at all. No, I'm not being rude, No, not at.
Speaker 3: All, not at all. I don't live a very exciting life,
Speaker 3: to be honest.
Speaker 1: We struggle filling this podcast. Sometimes we go, fuck, what
Speaker 1: are we want to talk about it?
Speaker 2: The last few weeks I've been detailing my GP appointments
Speaker 2: thrilling true.
Speaker 1: Thanks Sarah, d M Price Keeper Jenner, and we'll get
Speaker 1: you something nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you guys, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: So you can dms that couple of mitches on Instagram,
Speaker 1: or you can, of course text the hotline on this number, oh.
Speaker 2: F to nine zero two nine. Yep, you want to
Speaker 2: come on with it? Is it just me? If your
Speaker 2: own that's the number to text. But you don't have
Speaker 2: to tell us what the is it just me? Is
Speaker 2: if you just say, guys, I've got a fucking riper
Speaker 2: yarn for you, we will believe you totally.
Speaker 1: That's very fair, that's a good point. We don't have
Speaker 1: to tell us. Just give us your mobile number.
Speaker 2: I volunteer as tribute, I will come on and tell
Speaker 2: a fucked story.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be fun if neither of us knew? Mitchell
Speaker 1: you ough me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then we run the risk of it's terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but some of them are Sometimes I know them and
Speaker 2: they're shit. You run them anyway, I do. All right,
Speaker 2: we better get out of here. Yeah, let's go home.
Speaker 2: I'm already you are. I wonder if there's a different
Speaker 2: energy when I'm at home based off the studio, especially
Speaker 2: the new studio where I don't even have a chair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now I'm fully reclined, legs up. I wonder if it
Speaker 2: makes a difference.
Speaker 1: There's a chair in there. Now we've got chairs we
Speaker 1: have we may change. There are chairs in the podcast studio.
Speaker 2: Well that's the bare minimum. I don't feel like I
Speaker 2: asked March, just give me a mic and a chair.
Speaker 1: I think I think there is a different energy, definitely.
Speaker 1: I sometimes find even then, like when I heard Sarah
Speaker 1: like her energy was way higher than ours, which made
Speaker 1: me think, like, shit, am I low energy?
Speaker 2: But no, I just don't think we're just chilling behind.
Speaker 1: I've worked so hard to destroy the commercial radio present
Speaker 1: a side of my brain when I'm on this podcast,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes I'm like.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I've got to pep back up, back announce us.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, because you used to be really high energy
Speaker 2: be named them too far? The other way?
Speaker 1: Well, no, not too far. But sometimes I definitely have
Speaker 1: two different sites to my brain, like in terms.
Speaker 2: Of like podcast is coming through today?
Speaker 1: Oh, podcast for sure? Which is which is more relaxed,
Speaker 1: more intimate? Fair, I'm not really prethinking my thoughts, but
Speaker 1: when you noticed, no, but when you're on live radio,
Speaker 1: you know you have to like think three steps ahead.
Speaker 2: You do, especially because you can't say fuck. You have
Speaker 2: to the actual brain power it would take to not
Speaker 2: say fuck yeah when that would just slip out normally, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that would be the most draining part.
Speaker 1: You can say shit and bitch and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: but yeah yeah yeah with sums and kids. Well no
Speaker 1: after seven o'clock at night, yeah you can, but pre
Speaker 1: seven nights all very PG.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, we will be back for our two hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a fun.
Speaker 1: Celebration our bi centenary by centiary, Bye centenary, We'll see
Speaker 1: you in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, catch you them by bye?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've
Speaker 2: hit follow on your podcast. Welcome to a to D
Speaker 2: brief our secret segment. On the end, we'll pretend the
Speaker 2: show's done, but then we just keep talking shit. Nothing's
Speaker 2: planned here.
Speaker 1: Imagine if we both just died because the liquid death
Speaker 1: actually had like a toxin that took about thirty four
Speaker 1: minutes to kick in.
Speaker 2: I've still got one here down on the floor. Hang on,
Speaker 2: I'm going to keep sip about it. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I was roasting them and giving them ship because I
Speaker 2: don't understand the fucking direction of this marketing and trying
Speaker 2: to make water more mask. But it's quite nice.
Speaker 1: It tastes nice. I don't fuck with the mission statement
Speaker 1: on the back. This ruthless tall boy of flavor has
Speaker 1: a twister, has a twisted plan to use natural agave
Speaker 1: in exploding bubbles to murder your thirst, recycle your soul.
Speaker 1: That kind of sounds like kind of the dirty talk
Speaker 1: I'm into. I can't get really creative.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you were a non drinker, or
Speaker 2: let's say you were going to a friend's house for
Speaker 2: drinks and you you just wanted to blend in, you
Speaker 2: didn't want people to ask questions about why an't you
Speaker 2: drinking or whatever? Yeah, not that people should, but this
Speaker 2: is like a disguise that looks like you're drinking a
Speaker 2: beer or something.
Speaker 1: Totally. A lot of it is placebo sometimes. I remember
Speaker 1: when I went to a wedding recently and I had
Speaker 1: three drinks the whole night. Ye, but I was with
Speaker 1: Stephen and he was got a little tipsy.
Speaker 2: I felt tipsy. Well, he's young. The tolerance levels at
Speaker 2: that age you can also drink a lot more and
Speaker 2: not get hung over one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be twenty one, wouldn't the headaches I didn't have?
Speaker 1: Seriously, Yeah, I'm old and brittle. Now we're really speeding
Speaker 1: towards thirty you and.
Speaker 2: I know I have to be so calculated about when
Speaker 2: I drink and how much because I have to think
Speaker 2: about the next day. I didn't have to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: once upon a time. Yeah, did I have?
Speaker 1: I mentioned I said I was off alcohol, but I'm
Speaker 1: weaning back on. I'm having like a couple of wines
Speaker 1: with an ice man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you're not going heavy, but you were in
Speaker 2: a non drinking air for a bit.
Speaker 1: For ages, for ages, But I'm happy now in the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, why are the fuck of a Q tips
Speaker 1: in the middle of your living room?
Speaker 2: Because I've got like a two tiered coffee tabe. Well,
Speaker 2: the one on top has all the remotes and shit,
Speaker 2: that's what people can see. Underneath they've got on my
Speaker 2: vitamins and my you know, the pluxtas or whatever they
Speaker 2: call where you floss your teeth. Yeah, I've got all
Speaker 2: that shit on the bottom shelf, including the ear thing,
Speaker 2: because I just might be like, oh, yeah, I'll do
Speaker 2: that while I'll watch Telly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so smart. Yeah, very smart. I
Speaker 1: do that when I drive. Sometimes I'll put something like
Speaker 1: a pocket and when I'm driving, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about the toothpick thing? Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that if it's been in a pocket for some reason,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, that's going in my mouth? God, No,
Speaker 2: it's what fig and five is a lurk and on
Speaker 2: that thing.
Speaker 1: There's been some vile stuff in my mouth. I'm not
Speaker 1: worried about a piece of plastic. Sorry, I'm back to
Speaker 1: being vulgar.
Speaker 2: I guess where I did a comedy gig last night?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know Yeah, I performed at Palms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which is ridiculous. It's one of my favorite gay clubs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they did comedy nights. Apparently they
Speaker 2: do it once a month on a Wednesday. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a very, very famous gay bar on Oxford Street.
Speaker 1: It's very old too, It's been around forever.
Speaker 2: I walked out on stage and the first thing I
Speaker 2: said was, Ah, this is such a special gig for me.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why. I think this deserved the round
Speaker 2: of applause. Actually, this is the first time I've ever
Speaker 2: performed at a venue that I've also been kicked out off.
Speaker 2: Is ma beautiful.
Speaker 4: Everyone clap, I went crazy and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I said to the security guard as I was being
Speaker 4: escorted out, if you need help remembering who's not allowed in,
Speaker 4: just check the fucking poster on the wall.
Speaker 2: That's my faith. Oh that's so funny for the comedy lineup.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be funny if it was on the wall next
Speaker 1: time you went in. He tried to id you, like,
Speaker 1: look on the wall, but have a look on the wall.
Speaker 2: It's me. It was so funny that I was performing
Speaker 2: at Palms. It was the weirdest thing ever, because it
Speaker 2: was like, I o'clock at night, that's way too Well.
Speaker 2: They go to Palm, of course everyone knows you guy
Speaker 2: there from like ten thirty onwards.
Speaker 1: Where did you perform? Is it on the where everyone
Speaker 1: dances on them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got like a stage thing that they can
Speaker 2: put out. Wow. Yeah it was bizarre, But I love
Speaker 2: to I love Palms. The bathrooms at Palms terrifying. I
Speaker 2: hate the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: It just kind of feels like you're in like the
Speaker 1: back of a kitchen, Like it has the same energy
Speaker 1: as the back of a cafe kitchen more probably blind
Speaker 1: when you're back there.
Speaker 2: Well, I was actually in the bathroom when I got
Speaker 2: kicked out. I don't even know if I told you
Speaker 2: this story, but it was only like a month or
Speaker 2: so ago.
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 2: I went to Palms with a few friends and one
Speaker 2: of them was miguirl friends and we had to go
Speaker 2: through the whole rigmarole of swapping shoes because she had
Speaker 2: open toad shoes.
Speaker 1: Oh, this has happened, Mitchell. This has happened so many times.
Speaker 2: It's happened to everyone at least once. I swear like
Speaker 2: most of the Sydney gays that try to take their
Speaker 2: girlfriends to tom They're like, ah, fuck, open toad shoes.
Speaker 1: You're not all the Sydney gays that you know want
Speaker 1: to wear their fucking sandals. They think for her, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: We know better, we know that they're not going to
Speaker 2: let you in. And so we got in there. My
Speaker 2: friend was feeling a bit sick. She had a little
Speaker 2: bit too much during She goes, oh, I think I'm
Speaker 2: going to be sick, and I was like, okay, I'll
Speaker 2: come with you. Yeah, And so I was sort of
Speaker 2: playing bodyguard. I was guarding the door for her. And
Speaker 2: then they thought that we were doing drugs and so
Speaker 2: they kicked us out. They either thought we were doing
Speaker 2: drugs or fucking or something. But the security just opened
Speaker 2: the door randomly because it's not like a bathing that
Speaker 2: has multiple cubicles. No, it was like one where you
Speaker 2: go and you've got one zinc one toilet, that sort
Speaker 2: of thing. I was in there with her, she was
Speaker 2: in the cubicle and then they burst the door open
Speaker 2: and I was standing with my back against the door
Speaker 2: at first, so they struggled a little bit. They were
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh fuck, and then they burst
Speaker 2: it through after I moved and they were like, naph,
Speaker 2: this isn't on YouTube, are out. And I realized later
Speaker 2: they must have thought that I was guarding the door
Speaker 2: because they didn't want to get sprung snorting lines like
Speaker 2: the toilets. See, I was just looking after my friend
Speaker 2: who was having a chander. Yeah, and they kicked me out.
Speaker 1: Oh oh Mitch.
Speaker 2: But I was ready to shut it down already, so
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, we'll go.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you need a moment like that to wrap the
Speaker 1: night up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was kind of like, perfect, Yeah, let's leave.
Speaker 2: They did this thing last night at Palms at the gig.
Speaker 2: Can you go on the Instagram account for Funny Buggers Comedy.
Speaker 2: At the end is they did this competition for a
Speaker 2: free drink right where you finished the punchline they put
Speaker 2: on Instagram why did the drag Queen cross the road?
Speaker 2: And you would comment a punchline and ending to the
Speaker 2: joke and the funniest one would win a drink. But
Speaker 2: it wasn't just a drink, it was a body shot
Speaker 2: a nude male stripper. Oh wow, like you literally drink
Speaker 2: it out of their belly button.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's kind of hot.
Speaker 2: And Andrew, our friend was there, and he was like,
Speaker 2: I've got so many comebacks, but I don't want to
Speaker 2: use my account to comment them because I don't want
Speaker 2: that price, and so he used other people's accounts to comment.
Speaker 2: Go on the comments. Now read some of the responses.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the question is why did the drag queen
Speaker 1: cross the road? Someone says for attention, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can be the judge. Which one do you
Speaker 2: believe it's funniest?
Speaker 1: Someone says attention.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Someone says, to slay the boots down house, mama.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Someone says because the dom top was on the other side. Potentially,
Speaker 1: I don't remember being on oxygen.
Speaker 2: Look at the ones of our friends because Andrews sold
Speaker 2: everyone else's phones to comment. Funny, comeback, here we go.
Speaker 1: Our friend Asher commented because the bloody is best us
Speaker 1: mulch contamination. That's good. Clay commented because she felt like
Speaker 1: being hate crimed outside noir ha have you seen oscars?
Speaker 1: Oscars is the top comment? Yep, oscars is why did
Speaker 1: the drag queen cross the road? She crossed the road
Speaker 1: because she was wearing open toads shoes and wasn't allowed
Speaker 1: into palms.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Gold and that comment won, and so Oscar did a
Speaker 2: body shot out of a fucking stripper's belly butter.
Speaker 1: Oh he would have loved that.
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? Do male strippers
Speaker 2: do absolutely nothing for him?
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing? Like I watched dracon If.
Speaker 2: This guy did a strip show at the very end
Speaker 2: of the comedy night. It was the last act, like
Speaker 2: full cock, everything was out. He was girating, getting people
Speaker 2: up from the audience. At one point he apparently tapped
Speaker 2: Sean on the shoulder and said, is it okay if
Speaker 2: I ask your partner to get on stage?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wow? And Sean goes, I'll have to check with him first,
Speaker 2: he asked me, and I said, absolutely fucking not. I
Speaker 2: can't think of anything more mortifying. Yeah, Oscar obviously got
Speaker 2: amongst it, but I was just looking at him, and
Speaker 2: I can admire the prowess. He's obviously very fish. Yes,
Speaker 2: the gyrating and whatever was very smooth, but it just
Speaker 2: did nothing for me. Yeah, I couldn't have been less
Speaker 2: turned on.
Speaker 1: I'm watching it now. It's not my scene. That doesn't
Speaker 1: get me going.
Speaker 2: I don't understand, like, you know, how Hen's parties might
Speaker 2: get a mail striper. I'm like, is that exciting or
Speaker 2: is it kind of just funny?
Speaker 1: Totally?
Speaker 2: Is that why they get it?
Speaker 1: I think it's the novelty, right, Yeah, it is the novelty.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like even I was going to say when I watched
Speaker 1: drag Race and they bring out the pit crew and everyone.
Speaker 2: Goes, oh, yeah, does nothing for me?
Speaker 1: Does nothing. I'm watching Oscar to the body shot. Oh
Speaker 1: and he licks this man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, he got really amongst it.
Speaker 1: Wow, go Oscar.
Speaker 2: I was like a fucking coarse. Oscar ended up coming
Speaker 2: to my gig and sealing the show by doing a
Speaker 2: fucking body shot off a strippers belly pie?
Speaker 1: How are the other comedians? Was it fun?
Speaker 2: It was brilliant?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? All right, Well shall we go and I
Speaker 1: make way for our two hundredth episode in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Yeah we better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very exciting. I'm excited for this. It's a big moment.
Speaker 2: It is. It's a big milestone, and we're just gonna
Speaker 2: let the mystery remain until Wednesday. Will Jenna get here
Speaker 2: in time? Apparently she's on her way.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's go, and then when I can
Speaker 1: see Jenna and you all in a very couple few days.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast.
Speaker 1: A couple few days, said a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: You said a couple few days, Well that's three.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a few days? I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: I remember one time getting in trouble from my teacher
Speaker 2: in primate school, by the way, because for some reason
Speaker 2: I believed that, you know how you say, oh, a
Speaker 2: couple of mitches, that's two. Yes, I thought a few
Speaker 2: matter of factly meant three, right, And so I can't
Speaker 2: remember what the question was in maths, but I said
Speaker 2: a few more oranges than three is six, So like,
Speaker 2: if you've got three oranges and then you add a
Speaker 2: few more, that's six, And she goes, what I've got
Speaker 2: in so much trouble from missus Jones, the bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think a few is three, that Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I'm with Missus Joe, but I believed that, and then
Speaker 2: I explained it to her, and she was kind of like,
Speaker 2: bless you, you dumb funck.
Speaker 1: I get the math I get. I guess I was
Speaker 1: right was if it was true. If it was true,
Speaker 1: the equation makes sense. But I don't think it is true.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't think a couple I meant a couple.
Speaker 1: I thought a couple could have been three, or four
Speaker 1: or five.
Speaker 2: Who knows what a couple means these days. It's very
Speaker 2: modern time, I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't it? Goodness me? Especially that Oxford's street bar.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Anyway, we hope this podcast made you feel
Speaker 2: at least two percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 1: So we did we do? Oh my god? Before we go? No? No,
Speaker 1: did you read this review we got because on our podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hit me.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking bible of a thing. It's machine gun
Speaker 1: mamma reviews from high podcast Gods.
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 1: It's been six days now. The pain and anger has
Speaker 1: transitioned into a ball despondency, discomfortably nestled in my stomach.
Speaker 1: I feel remembered about the Monday. It came back to me,
Speaker 1: no show on Monday as we are taking the Easter
Speaker 1: break off. Not his exact words, close enough, the vibe
Speaker 1: has bang on, the message clear. But what happened to
Speaker 1: Wednesday is the break for the entire sty holidays. That's
Speaker 1: two weeks? How long will the suffering and dua.
Speaker 2: I was giving. We weren't taking lent off.
Speaker 1: I was giving the expectation of making my day better
Speaker 1: by two percent or sometimes three. Oh long for the
Speaker 1: days I enjoyed listening to the Frivolously. It goes on
Speaker 1: and on and on.
Speaker 2: So she was just confused that we took a week
Speaker 2: off for Easter. Correct news flash, sweet out, what was
Speaker 2: the name Lisa? Lisa? I think I know Lisa, I do,
Speaker 2: I do adore her? But a week means Monday to Sunday,
Speaker 2: which does include Monday and Wednesday's episode. We had a
Speaker 2: week off, but we're back now, he he, don't worry.
Speaker 1: You gotta be episode in a couple days. All right, everyone,
Speaker 1: shall we go.
Speaker 2: To bure down and thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: So we do?
Speaker 2: See so we do? Is it just me? A podcast
Speaker 2: by a couple of mechas. Make sure you've hit follow
Speaker 2: on your podcast app.