WEBVTT - 27. Doing it for the swipes 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:25.320 Lovers. Welcome to Tuesday, and welcome to another episode of 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:30.360 Life Aunt. I'm Britney and I'm Laura. We're your hosts, Michael, 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.880 we are every week. I know, funny that it's nice 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:34.559 to hear you all again. Well, it's nice for you 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.239 to hear us all again. You're welcome. Nice for us 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.760 to hear ourselves, is what she's trying to say. Oh gosh, 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.640 it's been a long, long week here in isolation. How's 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:44.920 your week been? Just groundhog Day, isn't it. Do you 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:47.120 know what I just read? And I'm sure by the 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:50.600 morning everyone would have heard this that Virgin has just 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.480 gone into voluntary administration. Yeah, so that happens literally like 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:59.240 two hours ago. I guess it's so crazy. I mean, 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.480 we were told a few weeks ago that there's a 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.800 potential for all these crazy things to start happening in 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.399 the world. One of them was that ninety percent of 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.360 airlines were going to go bust. But I guess deep 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.240 down you didn't actually think it was ever going to 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.759 get to that. You kind of think, like if all 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.119 Branson's goot himself an island, mate, sell an island, sell 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.440 yourd Although I don't think that there's many people out 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.480 there buying islands right now. There are a lot of 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.760 billionaires in this world out there looking for islands. Probably 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.480 that you totally hit the nail on the head. There 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.880 were so many things that we were told very early on, 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.720 like there's a possibility that this could happen, but no 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:34.080 one actually thinks that these companies that have been such 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.759 constants and such like normal fixtures of our adult life 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.199 could even ever go bust. No, there are no rules, 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.319 and what does that mean for travel? Like I have 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.360 actually read and heard a lot saying that maybe international 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.400 borders won't even be open until the end of twenty 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:51.760 twenty one, maybe even twenty twenty two. There are a 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.320 lot of people saying that international travel could be done 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.720 for the next year. You know, no one really has 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.720 the answer for this, and I think that's where so 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.840 much of the fear comes from, because there's a lot 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.240 of conversations about worst case scenarios, and I guess, I 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.800 guess at the moment, I'm trying to imagine the positives. 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.920 I just hope that there's an airline left when we 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.040 get to the end of this. Well, the question is, 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.800 does that mean Quantus will have the monopoly and prices 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:18.560 will skyrocket, or are they going to do the right 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.919 thing by the general population and cut us a break 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.680 because we've had a bit of a hard year. Straight up, guys, 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:28.160 the hard hitting questions. Also straight off the bat, Brett, 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.120 how's your week thing? Did you just say straight off 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:33.519 the brat? I think you did, and I'm going to 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:37.200 call you out on it. Probably try editing that one out, 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.520 Oh groundhog Day. I don't have a lot to report 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.360 this week in terms of my adventures, but I have 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.040 one thing that I really really need to speak about. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.800 If any of you follow me on Instagram, you'll know 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:50.919 that I had a good old chuckle. And I also 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.520 spent fifteen hours binge watching this new show on Netflix. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.040 It's a dating show, and I use the term dating 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:01.240 very loosely. It's a reality dating, which is right up 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.960 ow Alli, guys, we love that. And I saw an 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.120 episode pop up on Netflix and I thought, oh, just 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.000 I'll just click on this and see what it is. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:12.000 I was hooked, hook line and sinker. I was here 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:15.800 for this show. I have never Laura laughed so hard, 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:20.480 cringed so hard, wanted to die so hard. I couldn't 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:23.679 believe that this show was real. It does a lot 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.840 because we were both on The Bachelor. I've done two 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:29.160 reality shows. Now I can really say this, like this 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.280 comes from a place of knowing, deep deep knowing. So 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.480 this show is called too Hot to Handle. It's like 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.480 a new modern Bachelor in Paradise and Love Island now 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.280 fair play because the people on this show are the 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.600 most aesthetically good looking people I have ever seen. The ridiculous, like, 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:49.080 they're so good looking it's disgusting, but it's almost the 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.560 show's almost a parody. So they have this host, Laura, 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.880 and she just mocks them the whole time. She's like 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.080 a voiceover host, so you don't actually see her. She 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.960 throws them under the bus. She laughs at how silly 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.240 they are, the dumb things they say. It's kind of 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:05.440 like the voiceover narration of Love Island. It's that on steroid. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.600 Just to really drive home how excited Britt is about 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:12.280 this TV series, yesterday, when we were discussing what we 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:16.360 were going to record for today's episode, Britt goes, I've 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.480 got it. There's this show. It's too hot to handle. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.440 There's only there's only eight episodes. You could watch them all. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:25.039 And I was like, we live very different lives. I 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.000 do not have enough time in my day with a 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:29.200 child to be able to watch eight episodes. But Britt 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:32.000 Binge watched that in our day guys, one day, I 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.800 watched it till four am. Isolation has been good to her. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.560 Isolation has But the premise to this show is so 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.640 Love Island, Bachelor and Paradise mix. But you can't kiss, 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:47.000 you can't have sex, you can't have this physical relationship. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.800 Can you masturbate? No? Nothing, no, not nothing. The idea 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.680 is all of these men and women, they're from around 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:56.000 the world, so some Americans, Aussies from the UK, one 0:04:56.040 --> 0:05:00.400 from Ireland. The idea is they're all players. Sep Brown 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:04.360 don't take relationships seriously and they come onto this show 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:07.000 and they're supposed to build an emotional connection. So there's 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:10.000 one hundred thousand dollars prize money, but every time they'd 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:14.000 kiss or break the rules, they get deducted money. So 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.839 one kiss they lose three grand, and the money puul 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.880 just keeps going down. One girl actually gave an Australian 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.200 guy a blowjob on there, Like how much did that cost? 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:28.960 I think that was thirty grand? But I like that 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.000 one hundred thousand dollars. That has enough to make most 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.920 people want an emotional connection. But the reason that I 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:37.120 loved this show so much, it's because it really had me. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.760 It's like a stir fry of emotions. So it had 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.640 the laughter, and it had the disbelief, and it had 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:47.360 the anger, and it had the cringing. But one reason 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.240 I want you to watch it, Laura, and I'm going 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.240 to recommend it to you guys to all watch, is 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.599 it did actually bring up and highlight a lot of 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.000 issues that are happening with men and women and dating, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:59.120 and one of them is actually gas lighting. So quite 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.159 early on there was this part where this guy was 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.800 gaslighting this girl so severely it wasn't even an undertone. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:08.200 It was the most obvious thing that was happening. I 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.960 was quite in disbelief that the show was actually airing 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.120 it and the fact that this like robot host is 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.560 making a mockery of it as well and highlighting it. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.560 But I think it's gonna be really good for everybody 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.760 to watch because it's something that I think we need 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.279 to talk about, you know, over the next few weeks, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.440 and it's a really really important issue. There's your recommendation 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.480 too hot to handle. We need to come back with 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.240 some homework done for next week's episode. But what about you? 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.400 What have you been up to? Oh? Guys, I've really 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:38.839 spiraled down into an isolation pit that I never thought 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.760 I would get to. Oh what, I purchased something that 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:45.039 I'm really ashamed of? Is it a sex? Do we? No? 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.160 I wouldn't be that ashamed of that I purchased. It's 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:50.839 actually it's actually disgusting. I've turned into the person I 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.680 promised I never would be. Oh my god, what is it? 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:57.240 I've purchased a Halo light so that I can take 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:02.160 photos for Instagram. No, okay, but hear me, I kind 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.400 have reached new low. Hear me out. All right. We 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:09.240 live in a very dark apartment and from time to time, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.440 you know, Matt and I we still do some work 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.520 on social media and like, you need good lighting. Come on, Breed, 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.800 back me up here. Good lighting is important. I actually 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.840 don't think this is funny. I think Halo. I don't 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.760 have a Halo light. I've used them before and shoots 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.120 and stuff. I think they're brilliant. So, guys, if you 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.400 have a waited blanket for me to sell or some 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.760 laser hair removal or maybe you know there's some gummies 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:30.840 that are gonna grow my hair nice and long. I'm 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:34.200 the girl. I me up. I've got a halo light. Now, guys, 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.960 you'll be way too hard on yourself. Halo lights are 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.400 actually really, really great. This is why I need you 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.040 in my life for this type of affirmation and moral support. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:46.560 I'm just saying that because I want to borrow it. No, 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:48.920 are you. You're way too hard on yourself. At the 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:51.600 same time, I just never thought I would be someone 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.000 to own a halo light. And that is what isolation. 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.200 That is what COVID nineteen has done to me. Guys, 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.080 what's your first pick going to be? Oh? God, hashtag 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:03.480 not sponsored hashtag skin God? Shoot me? Now you're actually 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.040 being too Honey's up. Okay. So apart from apart from 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:10.320 my whole haighlow light experience, I also have a recommendation, 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.760 which is look, it's slightly deeper than Too Hot to Handle, 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.720 but it's so good. It's only four episodes, very good 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.280 for people who are time poor and have kids. It's 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:23.800 called Unorthodox and it is on Netflix, I think, and 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.760 I did watch the whole thing in two days. Follows 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.840 this Hasidic Jewish girl and her relationship in her faith, 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.560 and how she moves to Germany and how she tries 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.520 to escape her past life and set up a new life. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.920 It's actually amazing, Like it's such a good, binge able, 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:42.400 all encompassing miniseries and I highly recommend it, and my 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.839 sister can't stop talking about it, and every day she's like, 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:49.040 have you started it yet? Well, yeah, well Unorthodox is 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:52.000 my that's my recommendation for the week. Everything else. I 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.640 know that it's actually crazy, but we try and think 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.000 of like what we're going to talk about and bring 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.400 some uplifting content for you guys. But I really feel 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.160 like this week has been the week for me and 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.200 I don't I can't speak on your behalf, brit but 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.079 I feel like this is the week where everything has 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:09.560 become very very repetitive for me, and I've been really 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.240 struggling to kind of break out of the isolation COVID 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:17.280 nineteen mundane just groundhog day feeling that I've been having. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.720 And then on top of it, I've had raging anxiety 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.160 because I have my periods. So forgive me, or but 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:23.880 I think they're like you know, each week we try 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:25.880 and bring to this that we're being like really positive 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:28.560 and we're trying to bring content that's outside of what 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.400 we're all doing every day. But then there does come 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.320 a point where you're like, oh no, this is the 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.800 situation that we're in, and it is very repetitive and 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:38.840 it's hard to constantly be uplifted and constantly try and 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:41.480 find something new. And I think it's important to acknowledge 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:44.200 that that's okay as well, Like that's very normal and 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.920 that's where everyone's life is at the moment. I have 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:51.360 walked over two hundred kilometers this month. Every single time 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:53.720 I call her, I see her, I text her, She's like, 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.400 I'm just out on the walk, just out on my Ah, 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.960 doesn't matter. Actually, when you call me, you're like, hey, babes, 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.640 what you don't I'm like, just on a little You're 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:02.920 meant to be staying home, girlfriend. But this is like 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:06.640 BRIT's had like one massive, long exercise that just never ends. 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.960 She just never ever stops walking. I walk on my 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:10.920 own most of the time, guys, so I'm social distancing. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.120 The only time I'm walking with someone is my sister. 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:17.320 But for me, it's what I do walking in exercise. 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.040 It's when you're stressed, when I'm tired, when I'm angry, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.720 when I'm anxious. Like you said, it's everything. That's what 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:24.520 I do, and what I do is I get up 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.000 in the morning and I put my active wear on 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.160 and it stays on all day. So if I have 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.719 a moment that I just like I need to get out, 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.360 or I'm upset or I'm stressed, I just do it. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.760 It's like quick walk. Quick walk anyway, clocked up two 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.840 hundred K. For anybody who is self isolating by themselves 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.760 and has a lot of time on their own, there 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.199 is the possibility that now, after so much time, you're 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.600 starting to feel lonely. So it is a really nice 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.080 way to be able to be like, Nope, I'm going 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.120 to keep myself active and to keep an active brain. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.800 I'm gonna like get those good endorphins going. You know, 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.560 as much as you have walked an obscene amount and 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.320 I can't even relate, I understand that that works for you. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.280 It's my thing for sure. At the moment, you guys know, 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.040 there's no rules. Whatever's working for we get it done. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.079 But I think, Laura, it is time to jump into 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:11.320 some proper content accidentally unfiltered. It's our segment with our 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.960 most embarrassing stories you write in. We love them, we 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.320 can't get enough of them. And do you have one 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.800 for me? Laura? I do have one. This is a 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.360 very quick one, but it copped me right in all 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:26.040 the fields's because the copy you and the feels in 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.400 a second, Oh, that was weird. That was weird. Yeah, okay, 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.360 let's get back to what we're talking about. It caught 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.480 me in the fields because I was feeling really anxious 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.520 this week, like I said, and so I read this 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.600 and I was like, I can totally relate to that. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.160 So as a person's written, I went to an interview 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.320 really really hungover, and like, you know what it's like 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.520 when you really hungover, how you feel a little bit anxious. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.520 I'm so lonely. Hold me. So I went to an 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.560 interview really hungover. When the interviewer came to meet me 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.320 and show me to the room, she held out her hand, 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.559 guiding the way. In my hungover state, I stood up 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:04.080 and I held her hand. Both of us were too 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.960 embarrassed to let go, so we walked to the interview room. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:12.920 And also, you know that moment of realization where you're like, 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.080 I wasn't supposed to grab your hand, but now we're 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:16.840 going to do it. But like a light that they 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.640 committed to it. And then what do you do when 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.640 you get to the interview room and you're like, who, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.959 this is awkward? Do you then turn it into a handshake? 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:25.840 What do you do? I wonder if she got the job. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.800 I'm going to say no because it didn't have a 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.520 follow up on that. I have a cute little one too. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:35.160 This is something that I would actually do. So this 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.760 girl was on a date at a sushi restaurant and 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.439 she had never been to a sushi restaurant. It was 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.440 on a date and she says, you were starving. She 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:45.240 had been like eight hours between eating. She gets the date, 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:50.320 she orders thirteen sushi rolls, thinking each little piece was 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:54.280 a role. So twenty minutes later, the staff come out 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:59.000 pushing two tables together and bring out thirteen huge long rolls, 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.080 like on three different raise of food for her, and 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.079 her date was like hungry, But don't you think if 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.319 you're the date, you would have just said food can't 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.800 shame a baby. Hey, that reminds me of a date story. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.560 I went on a date in Bondai with this guy 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:14.800 who I met online. We went to this Bavarian beer garden. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:16.920 If you're in Bondai, you'll know the one I don't know. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:23.199 Im from Bonda Caple parayed. Was he English? He was 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.559 a tourist. Of course I would have. I've never been 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.080 there again, I never would have gone there. But I 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.240 was like, this is now that I know what restaurant 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.679 it's referring to. This is a restaurant that you would 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:35.400 only go to if you were an English backpacker. That's it, Hundi. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:41.600 He was Brazilian, so ir in this restaurant and I 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.760 ordered a chicken snitty and then I ordered fries on 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.240 the side, and I had a salad too. I think 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.760 I may have had a garlic bread also, but that's irrelevant. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.559 So the snitsel comes out, and it's to be fair, 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:54.720 it's the biggest snitsel I have ever seen, you know, 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.080 the ones that take up almost the whole plate, like 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:58.960 you know what pub snitzls are like, Like, this isn't 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.719 possibly from a chicken, this is from it. This is 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.640 a sheet. But I see what you're doing. This is 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:08.120 an EMU. Yeah, what it was was not normal. So 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.880 this lay comes out, and I was hungry, so my 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.640 eyes lit up and the guy looks at me and 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.520 he goes, oh, don't be ridiculous, You'll never eat that. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:20.040 And then my internal monologue was challenge accept it. And 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:23.320 I sat there for twenty five minutes, Bye bye bye. 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.480 I nearly felt sick, but I ate the whole snitzel. 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.240 Then I ate all of the chips, and then I 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.000 ate the salad, and then I washed it down with 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.480 my drink and I never saw him again. You sure 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:34.120 showed him I did, how judgmental. I hope you didn't 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:35.680 give him any of the chips either. I hope you 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:37.560 will ate. No, sorry, don't have any. I eat all 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.480 of these and then I'm gonna get some churros. Get 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.680 the fuck away from my chips. Pat girl likes to 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.320 eat my mum's Greek Guys, girl likes to eat. Don't 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:48.160 ever food shame and date men or women. Well, I 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:52.880 think we should get into the episodem here, which today 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.000 we have two topics that we're going to cover, which 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.160 is a little bit of a different you know, we're 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.080 mixing it up, We're keeping it interesting for you guys. First, 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:02.880 the bat we're going to be talking for the single ladies, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:07.840 and that is around curating the perfect online profile. Now 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.080 we're all online dating at the moment, we're not all 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.760 a lot of people online dating at the moment, and 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.840 that is the number one way for singles to interact 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.440 in this current climate. So we thought we would put 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.160 together a little list of do's and don'ts and ways 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:26.480 to better optimize your online dating profile from Brittany who's 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.800 a pro and from me who's an ex pro VIP 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.600 the real MVPs over here, guys, okay, And then also 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.280 we're going to be doing something which is a little 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.360 more aimed at our couples who listen to this episode, 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.520 specifically to the women who listen to this and that's 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.480 more about for couples who are now at a point 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.200 where you guys have been spending so much time together, 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:52.200 so much time, but it's not quality time. I know 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.520 that I'm certainly feeling it at times in my relationship 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.680 that as much as we spend every single second of 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:00.360 the day together at the moment, there's very few moments 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:03.080 that I feel like are quality and so we just 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:04.280 wanted to touch on that because I feel like a 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.040 lot of couples are in the same boat with this 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.160 at the moment, and to try and think of some 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.280 ideas in some ways that we can give tips and 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:14.000 give ideas around how to create quality time with your partner. 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:18.840 And yeah, we'll get into that later, but first, online profiles. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.360 I have been online dating for quite a long time 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.840 on every platform that has ever existed. I have probably 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.200 had a profile except for plenty of fish. Do you 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.160 know what you say this like it's disappointing. That makes 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.480 you an expert and that's why you're on this. It's 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:39.040 time to enlist the experts into this conversation. That's what 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.760 that is. Don't say it like it's disappointing. Well, no, 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.080 I don't know if it was disappointing. I don't know 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.200 how I feel about it. But look, the fact is 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.120 I have done it. I've spent a lot of time 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.520 online dating. I have gone on a lot of dates, 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.600 and I actually I am a big advocate for online dating. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.960 I think that the stigma that's still attached to it 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.920 in some way needs to be gone because everyone in 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.720 the world is on it, Like the biggest stars in 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.000 the world have their own online dating. Britt No, she's 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.240 seen Channing Tatum in there and super liked him. Yeah 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:08.040 I did single again, Yeah, no even yeah Raya so. Yeah, 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.560 I've been on Raya so and I have seen huge, 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:14.680 huge Hollywood stars on there. So guys, first and foremost, 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:19.959 don't be embarrassed to be online dating. Secondly, this is 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:23.320 like your CV, this is like your resume. You have 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:27.000 to put some attention and love into creating your profile 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:31.600 because it sounds crazy and it sucks, but it's very superficial. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.600 You unfortunately don't get to know who someone in is 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:38.040 as a genuine person. You don't get to know who 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:40.080 they are inside straight away, and they don't get to 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:43.239 know who you are. All they're going off at the 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.679 beginning is the way you look and what you've written 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:47.800 and the way you've answered your questions. But we were 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:49.720 talking about this earlier and like, and I know that 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:52.119 a lot of people who have done online dating and 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:55.680 there's constant conversation and struggle with like, oh, it's it's 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:59.240 very superficial. However, if a guy comes up to you 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:01.240 in a bar and ask you out or gives you 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.960 his number, or you find a guy attractive that you've 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:07.239 never spoken to before, that is all superficial. That's all 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:08.919 we have to go off at the very start, Like 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.480 unless you meet someone through friends or like you've got 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:15.800 some other connection, we are superficially attracted to the way 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:18.119 people look, or the way people present themselves, or the 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.720 aura that someone has, the energy that they have. I 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.919 do think that there are ways that you can cultivate 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:25.840 that energy on an online profile as well. Like where 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:28.000 you have a bio, you have that area to be 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:30.720 able to get a small snippet of your personality across. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.320 So you know what, if you're a funny bitch, then 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:35.919 say something funny in there. If you're witty or sarcastic 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.800 or a little bit self deprecating, this is your opportunity 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:42.680 to create, even if it's just one line or one 0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:45.080 little hook, but to create a little snapshot into what 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:49.000 your personality is. So we did do our due diligence 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.480 as per usual. We did all have our research, We 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:55.000 put some polls out, we ask people, we knew men 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:58.679 and women, We went from personal experience, and we have 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:00.879 put a few little things together and I think first 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.679 and foremost what we have found is that people don't 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:07.840 want you to list what you are, so in you're 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:12.840 about me. People don't want you to say funny, witty, adventurous. 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.879 Say something that is funny and witty so they know 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.439 you're funny and witty instead of just saying this is 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:20.840 what I am. It also like if I think with 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.439 that as well, if you say I'm funny, I'm witty, 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:26.600 I'm adventurous, there's no context to that to allow someone 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:29.119 who then matches with you to engage deeper and to 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:32.120 ask questions. It's like, like, what kind of funny are you? Yeah, 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.639 how are you adventurous? You want to say that you 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:37.280 weren't trekking Everest or like maybe you didn't go that 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:39.640 far because that's crazy and not many people have tracked Everest. 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:42.040 But you want to explain something that you do. Maybe 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.720