Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: He keep the statue water. That's how the Italians do it.
Speaker 3: Oh god, grizzly murder.
Speaker 4: I'm a line right now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one, O four Pine three.
Speaker 4: Good on Monday O'Connell's show. Good morning, Patsy morning, Good
Speaker 4: morning Jackie boy.
Speaker 2: How you guys?
Speaker 4: How was every one this weekend? Patsy? You ever the weekend?
Speaker 5: I had a fabulous time Friday night at Maverick thanks
Speaker 5: to Gebby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Patsy, perhaps he wasn't able to get tickets, and
Speaker 4: then one of you kindly gave up yours, Remember the lady.
Speaker 5: Gebby Gebby, Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 6: It was so so good.
Speaker 4: Do you both like it?
Speaker 6: Loved it? Loved it?
Speaker 5: Something clicked in Chris's brain though after it was like
Speaker 5: this boyhood adrenaline rush and driving home.
Speaker 6: I think he thought he was Maverick.
Speaker 5: Ducking in and out and doing the commentary and like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, what if I just said some four.
Speaker 4: Or five g's pushing it back seat? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: It's true. I remember the adrenaline lasting for two hours
Speaker 2: after I went with my friends and they texted me
Speaker 2: at ten thirty. At nine instead of the adrenaline still
Speaker 2: rushing through my body, I can't sleep.
Speaker 4: I think it's because the two hours of the movie,
Speaker 4: they're all winding you up, aren't They form that daring
Speaker 4: mission at the end. I'm so glad you both enjoyed it, Patsy,
Speaker 4: did you watch any of Party at the Palace?
Speaker 6: That was?
Speaker 5: We sat down last night with our Milo loved the
Speaker 5: Paddington scene.
Speaker 4: We also sat down last night right Sarah's mum came
Speaker 4: round r okay, so it felt like a kind of
Speaker 4: thing we should do, and we watched about the two
Speaker 4: hour concert from Saturday night that was out the front
Speaker 4: of bucking And Palace. I don't know why it wasn't
Speaker 4: in Buckingham Palace. She locked the gates. The gates were locked.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can't. No, no, you can't come in. No, no,
Speaker 4: you can't come in. It was just out like they
Speaker 4: and that that main stage they had looked like a
Speaker 4: sort of servo. Did you see it?
Speaker 6: No, it was incredible, like a servo.
Speaker 4: It's like a station. Yeah. But the lighting of alls
Speaker 4: of that, it was a spectacular show. What about that
Speaker 4: lineup was just a bit random. So it's the queen.
Speaker 4: She's seventy years, she's been the queen. She can't be
Speaker 4: bothered to even turn up. I think she saw the
Speaker 4: run order. She was like, all I can get is dread.
Speaker 4: I mean they go to anything, you know, chuck them aslap.
Speaker 4: They're going to come to whatever. Bal Mitzler. I'm the
Speaker 4: flipping quien seventy years. I've done this job, Dan, because
Speaker 4: they're going to say, yes.
Speaker 2: The gate stays closed, shut the gate.
Speaker 7: Do you know there?
Speaker 8: Simon Lamoney?
Speaker 4: Who else have you got that? It's like Rod Stewart,
Speaker 4: who was amazing, but it was not great Saturday Night?
Speaker 4: Did you see him murder? Sweet cowline?
Speaker 6: Why did he sing that?
Speaker 4: So many good songs, all these great songs? Maybe not?
Speaker 4: Do you think I'm sexy? It's a bit odd for
Speaker 4: the queen. But he's got all these songs. Why any murder?
Speaker 4: It was like a drunk uncle at the wedding who's
Speaker 4: grabbed the microphone from the DJ at one point just
Speaker 4: went all together. Now you're like, what what's happening? I
Speaker 4: wonder she's not here. She won't to be watching it
Speaker 4: on TV. She's watching bridgeton.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a decree from the queen if she says
Speaker 2: Rod Stewart on the running liss and I don't really
Speaker 2: like Rod Steward. He could see Sweet.
Speaker 4: Carol and you actually reflex I don't like girls on film.
Speaker 4: I want to hear the reflexts.
Speaker 2: I love the Indian news, you said. On Sunday night,
Speaker 2: for the end of the party, the Queen made a
Speaker 2: surprise visit to the balcony. Surprise visit is the least
Speaker 2: thing she can do. They've spent two.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they had a hologram in the coach. What
Speaker 6: more do you watch?
Speaker 4: She turned up on that balcony on Friday, was it Patsy?
Speaker 4: And then there was like no one gave her a chair.
Speaker 4: She stood out that balcony. The porold is ninety six.
Speaker 4: She looked cold, fed up, and then like about billion
Speaker 4: different planes flying over to show their mic. I watched
Speaker 4: some of the commentary, right, I watched the You know,
Speaker 4: on satellite TV, you can flick around find like international
Speaker 4: news channel, so I found the BBC. You've never seen
Speaker 4: feller like this. At one moment, I for seven minutes
Speaker 4: watched someone be interviewed about the pigeons at bucking And Place.
Speaker 4: I don't know who's the idiot here, me for actually
Speaker 4: sitting here watching it, thinking, God, they really do have
Speaker 4: to those pigeons. You know it's not covered in pigeon poops.
Speaker 4: Someone has to clean that every single day. And then
Speaker 4: I tell you who was amazed? Who want Alicia keyes? Yeah,
Speaker 4: she was incredible. However, right, you know she's obviously got
Speaker 4: her song in New York. You know, concrete jungle word
Speaker 4: dreams are made on She's doing all that. She keeps
Speaker 4: saying New York, New York, and then it's like a
Speaker 4: thought occur to her. Hang on a minute, I'm in London.
Speaker 4: Why don't I ad lib? She go, and then she
Speaker 4: looks having like in love. You only thought that at
Speaker 4: the end of the song. Maybe on my flight here
Speaker 4: they fly over. You have a think about that and
Speaker 4: take out New York because you're not in New York.
Speaker 4: You're right in the middle of London buccing of us
Speaker 4: Out the Front Gates a lot.
Speaker 2: She actually has no reason to be there, and that
Speaker 2: song has.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: The other thing about the last couple of days out
Speaker 4: the Front gateslocks of Buckingham Palace, the Queen's plantinum jubilee party,
Speaker 4: ed Sherman yesterday. It is illegal for him not to
Speaker 4: perform at anything that is mildly British. Seriously, of course, mama,
Speaker 4: what the lawy ysed to is going? I heard a
Speaker 4: rumor ed Shearman's playing or doing something.
Speaker 9: Of course he would be the first one they start with.
Speaker 9: They didn't start with Duran Duranne. You know the Queen going.
Speaker 9: Has anyone spoken to Sam LaVonne? Do you think he's
Speaker 9: going to say?
Speaker 4: Yes? What if he's double booked? What if Duran Joanna
Speaker 4: double book for that day? Why did we call them earlier?
Speaker 4: Said she is going to be there? The other thing, Patsy,
Speaker 4: did you see the big balcony scene that everyone's been
Speaker 4: talking about when the Queen came out and obviously there's
Speaker 4: no Harry and Meghan. They weren't allowed you know, they
Speaker 4: weren't allowed out of the balcony. I know the way
Speaker 4: they got round it, and obviously Andrew had wink wink
Speaker 4: covid otherwise.
Speaker 2: He might have it all.
Speaker 4: She's grabbing hold of his legs, go chucking over that balcony.
Speaker 4: Is it was only four members for working members of
Speaker 4: the Raw family. They're all, you know, the day's work.
Speaker 4: They've blocked up those working I mean the members are
Speaker 4: all Fanny but a working member of the Roll family. Really,
Speaker 4: they're now working members.
Speaker 2: So Harry and Meghan somewhere in the building, Yeah, are
Speaker 2: they watching out the blinds?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're around the back. They're downstairs on but they
Speaker 4: weren't allowed out on the malcony. And then has everyone
Speaker 4: seen now the Paddington sketch with the Queen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of an eye roll for me.
Speaker 4: What you cannot be like with your head? It is.
Speaker 4: You've got to say, they're.
Speaker 6: So so endearing. It was good smashes it.
Speaker 4: He's great.
Speaker 2: The queen was very good for ninety six, very good.
Speaker 2: I didn't like the over sincerity of Paddington. Look those
Speaker 2: eyes taking his hat.
Speaker 4: Off is the best of us.
Speaker 6: He's big, poor.
Speaker 4: Fellow.
Speaker 2: Where his eyeballing the camera? It's been a pleasure, man,
Speaker 2: your big suck up Paddington.
Speaker 4: I'm not liking hearing this.
Speaker 6: Jack, You've missed the point entirely.
Speaker 2: Jack, what's the point? What was.
Speaker 4: Foreigner?
Speaker 2: I actually did have the thought like when it was on, like,
Speaker 2: what's the point of this.
Speaker 6: Oh Jack, No, he's saying.
Speaker 4: On behalf of everybody the world, thank you for Paddington
Speaker 4: to us. Yes, no, he's the best of us. When
Speaker 4: you look at he's looking back at you and he's saying, actually, Jack,
Speaker 4: you can do better than this. Don't be a snark.
Speaker 4: Find the Paddington is you?
Speaker 2: Thank you Paddington?
Speaker 3: Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: When I come in on a Monday morning, I was
Speaker 4: just stream through the text semesters that have come into
Speaker 4: the radio station every weekend. I love this one here,
Speaker 4: God loves a chancer. Hey gold, I heard the fifty
Speaker 4: k snow repeat at work on Friday, the twenty seventh
Speaker 4: of May. This came in, Yes, sair right, today's June.
Speaker 4: It June, a different month from Friday. Excepnth of main Right,
Speaker 4: surely we all know how radio works. You call in
Speaker 4: as quickly as you can. Oh, there's someone else on
Speaker 4: because they called him quicker than you. This system works.
Speaker 4: Everyone understands it.
Speaker 2: It's a huge Bradbury attempt. Yeah, they're like, hopefully nobody
Speaker 2: heard it for weeks.
Speaker 4: Hey god, I heard the fifty k snow repeat? What
Speaker 4: called Friday to excepnth of May? It's been bothering me
Speaker 4: ever since the song that was played twice with Freedom.
Speaker 4: My George was like, yeah, that matter mate, We've moved on.
Speaker 4: I couldn't call it at the time because my boss
Speaker 4: was on site, but I just want to say, if
Speaker 4: there's a chance me to still win that holiday, what
Speaker 4: do you think no one else recognize that, Richard, I love.
Speaker 4: That's a long shot. A long shot.
Speaker 2: It's literally a split second. It takes some people to
Speaker 2: start calling in.
Speaker 4: So Friday, the twenty seventh of May, they cont us yesterday,
Speaker 4: the fifth of June, a different month. About ay, that
Speaker 4: thing you didn't, by the way, nine days ago bother
Speaker 4: me ever since.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: I want to hear about the thing you broke as
Speaker 4: a kid, whether it's a bone or it's something, because
Speaker 4: as a kid, the amount of stuff you broke, sometimes
Speaker 4: even either intentionally, unintentionally or just by fiddling with it
Speaker 4: or taking it apart, the amount of things on were
Speaker 4: just try and take apart. You know, you find the
Speaker 4: screws at the back and they wouldn't be able to
Speaker 4: reassemble it. Just as your dad was like coming home
Speaker 4: and oh god, I'm Jackie boy, what did you break
Speaker 4: as a kid?
Speaker 2: Mine was intentional. We had the family couch we had.
Speaker 2: I remember overhearing Mom and Dad talking about how light
Speaker 2: the couch was, and I asked Dad why. He said,
Speaker 2: it's because it's hollow on the inside. It's completely empty
Speaker 2: on the inside. I would lie awake at night thinking
Speaker 2: I've got to get inside that couch. I don't know what,
Speaker 2: but I want to be inside the cavity of the couch.
Speaker 2: So one day I took I convinced my brother to
Speaker 2: help me, and we took scissors to the back fabric
Speaker 2: of the couch and cut our way into How would
Speaker 2: we do you think I would have been six or seven?
Speaker 4: That is amazing you cut it up.
Speaker 2: I cut it into the back, so, you know, just
Speaker 2: pushing it back from the wall a little bit, and
Speaker 2: cut my way in the back so from the front
Speaker 2: it still looks nood.
Speaker 4: Did you get in there and hollow?
Speaker 2: And I got in the hollow bit of the couch.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that good. Didn't live up to my dream.
Speaker 4: It was your first anti climate in life.
Speaker 2: I thought it would be some kind of whole bit
Speaker 2: like hideout.
Speaker 4: Hide in there from have your tea in there. That night,
Speaker 4: just a.
Speaker 2: Squishy bit behind the couch.
Speaker 6: What did your mom say when she just the couch.
Speaker 2: So mad, just so mad, like you couldn't even comprehend,
Speaker 2: Like why would you get scissors to cut the back
Speaker 2: of the couch, Patsy?
Speaker 4: What did you breakers say? As a kid, I.
Speaker 5: Broke this beautiful china trinket that mum used to keep
Speaker 5: on a dressing table. She got it for twenty first offer,
Speaker 5: I think her grandmother. You know how I did it though,
Speaker 5: me and my brothers, I was jumping from the dressing
Speaker 5: table onto their bed were like playing trampolines, and they
Speaker 5: were too big to jump from the dressing table, but
Speaker 5: I wasn't, and it just like slipped over the edge
Speaker 5: and smashed. She was so angry.
Speaker 4: It's amazing, isn't that that noise when someone breaks in
Speaker 4: the house as well? And everyone freezes, don't they?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then if you're with the other family members, like
Speaker 4: a brother sister, you're all trying to work out how
Speaker 4: you can blame it on the other person.
Speaker 2: That's the first change you.
Speaker 4: Then it's the first question one of you needs to
Speaker 4: It's the first person who breaks out there and goes
Speaker 4: I like the scene in step brothers. They're going and
Speaker 4: go hey. They wrote that It's as.
Speaker 2: If the first person to tell my mum Patrina broke that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're in trouble all right.
Speaker 4: I wanted to hear them when they're trying to do
Speaker 4: our age Z this week then of things you broke
Speaker 4: as a kid.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show. Vodka.
Speaker 4: Have you had a great weekend? Lines are open now
Speaker 4: you can tell us about what you broke as a kid.
Speaker 4: See if we can get through the alphabet of things
Speaker 4: she broke destroyed? Kids just destroyed stuff, don't they. I
Speaker 4: remember thinking very quickly early on one I had two kids.
Speaker 4: Gone is the time now? And I could have anything
Speaker 4: in ice in my life. It's just going to be
Speaker 4: I remember what. Once the kids are gone quiet, and
Speaker 4: I went into to see what they were doing. Then
Speaker 4: they were trying to rip the radiator off the wall,
Speaker 4: and I said, you got all these toys I've got you,
Speaker 4: Why are you trying to rip saw? I think eights
Speaker 4: would do. That's like, right, oh my god, who are
Speaker 4: you right now? To my things you broke as a kid.
Speaker 4: I remember my mum member now have been so upset
Speaker 4: me because it was a thing I broke off the
Speaker 4: local priests. Me and my friend Toby were being confirmed
Speaker 4: as good Catholic kids, right, and you had to go
Speaker 4: around and have a chat with the priest. Me and
Speaker 4: my mate Toby went round together and we were a
Speaker 4: little bit giggly before how we were not thirteen, you know,
Speaker 4: it's that prime age where he just a couple of tools.
Speaker 4: Aren't you just idiots? And I still remember his name now,
Speaker 4: Father Colin Kilby, And you know that thing, there's no
Speaker 4: great feeling the kid that when you know, the worst
Speaker 4: you could do is start to laugh. It's like a
Speaker 4: it's like an itch, and then it becomes affectures. So Toby,
Speaker 4: just so we could like break the state in there,
Speaker 4: asked Father Colin kill if we could have a glass
Speaker 4: of water. The moment he left, I saw they had
Speaker 4: this night knack, an old looking vase on his table
Speaker 4: and I picked up. You know, we go to make catch,
Speaker 4: but you go to dumb it. But I actually threw
Speaker 4: it and my mate was like what and it just
Speaker 4: went it just smashed, And I remember then we had
Speaker 4: to concnc to lie about how Toby tripped over and
Speaker 4: actually not the table over and when I went and
Speaker 4: told my mom and dad, they were horrifying, and they went,
Speaker 4: that isn't how it happened. I went, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I threw it. My dad maybe go to confess to
Speaker 4: Father Colin that I'd lied and that we'd broken or
Speaker 4: i'd broken meat the vase. And so I remember before
Speaker 4: I think it was twice I had to go and
Speaker 4: cut his grass as a petnance What that prattist think?
Speaker 4: And I hate cut the grass. This teenager could cut
Speaker 4: the grass as penance, all right? So aight z or
Speaker 4: things you broke as a kid?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Four one four three Aaron? Good morning, Aaron.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I'm here, Yeah, Aaron?
Speaker 4: What did you break as a kid?
Speaker 10: So I'm going to give you s for statue? My
Speaker 10: mom used to well she still does, but she's right
Speaker 10: into spiritual healing and used to collect a lot of
Speaker 10: reiki healing stones and statues and stuff. Anyway, short version,
Speaker 10: she had lunch ready for me. I'm probably six years old,
Speaker 10: seven years old, and I decided I wanted to watch
Speaker 10: TV instead, and the whole screaming argument came into play,
Speaker 10: and then I didn't get my way, So I picked
Speaker 10: up a statue and just smashed it on.
Speaker 4: The floor statue not buddher. You don't break buddher.
Speaker 10: No, no, I absolutely had to run after that.
Speaker 4: Oh gotcha, Aaron, thank you very much. You cool?
Speaker 10: No, thank you.
Speaker 4: Have a good week. Tony, Good morning, Tony.
Speaker 7: Good morning. Oh sorry, beg your Melbourne team about disappointed
Speaker 7: on a Swan supporter if I would get over there.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I rio is a Swan supporter
Speaker 4: and I came into this studio. I suppose he saves
Speaker 4: space to me today. And it opened up a tab
Speaker 4: and the headline was historic win for the Swans over
Speaker 4: the ds PU need to annoy me at half five
Speaker 4: in the morning. Yeah he's up and about today with
Speaker 4: his chest puffed up.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't see it going like that. I've got to
Speaker 4: be honest. I thought was buddy out. We were going
Speaker 4: to smash you. But great win for.
Speaker 7: You, not to believe. Ok. On Beef for Bid was
Speaker 7: when I was younger, my mom went out shopping. She'd
Speaker 7: have breake and kissed it KMF in tape recorder. I thought,
Speaker 7: I'll try to fix it, plug it into the pale point,
Speaker 7: had a loose wire connected it all up the tape
Speaker 7: recorder exploded, said fire the bed, and then do you
Speaker 7: have my hand in there as well? Sit for my
Speaker 7: hand as well.
Speaker 4: You were lucky. That could have been a lot worse, Tony.
Speaker 7: Well I could have yet. But I went to the
Speaker 7: show my dad and he goes, oh shit, your hand's
Speaker 7: been burned. I go, oh, no, I didn't realize I
Speaker 7: was in.
Speaker 4: Shot and the bed was destroyed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the bed was destroyed. I was a dick as well.
Speaker 7: Brought a figure from my mum that was gone.
Speaker 4: You seem more upset about that cassette marital bed of
Speaker 4: your mum and dad. I was, Tony, thank you very
Speaker 4: much to give us a call.
Speaker 8: Carl Ber.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Over the weekend. Just because I'm English doesn't mean that
Speaker 4: I've been waving a tiny flag on my council weekend.
Speaker 4: Wherever I went, it would hear my accent or recognize
Speaker 4: my voice and go.
Speaker 2: You go, here we go, it's your Christmas?
Speaker 4: What do you reckon that? What a lady seventy years? Huh?
Speaker 4: Every That's all I've been like some sort of correspondent here.
Speaker 2: Why actually, felt I said to I feel sorry for
Speaker 2: Christianese family this week because they must be feeling homesick.
Speaker 4: This is Sarah, my wife, Sarah and my mother only yesterday.
Speaker 4: I was sent us earlier. They get that we will
Speaker 4: watch yesterday and the Big Concert on Saturday night with
Speaker 4: Rod Stewart and Elton John. And they were actually in
Speaker 4: tears a couple of times. She doesn't want to be there.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to even be there. Okay, she's seen
Speaker 4: the running on her. She didn't fancy it, the stranger's bit.
Speaker 4: Did you see Prince Charles's speech? A couple of things
Speaker 4: that right, It's obviously about his mum referred to as
Speaker 4: the queen at one point. Does he does? He always
Speaker 4: had to refer to as the queen, and then he
Speaker 4: referred to her as mummy. A man his age talking
Speaker 4: openly about mummy made my bull shriek.
Speaker 6: But that's what he calls her.
Speaker 4: But that is a grass. Also, he looks in a
Speaker 4: worse state than than she's ninety six. He looks naked.
Speaker 4: You would be if he's just waiting for your mum
Speaker 4: to basically pass away so you can take over a job.
Speaker 4: Please just give it to me now, I mean, I
Speaker 4: don't even know he looked like he was a one
Speaker 4: hundred year old man up there, and then when they
Speaker 4: all had to sing the national anthem as well, he
Speaker 4: just looks angry. How many times has he sung that
Speaker 4: till again to his mummy? All right, so this morning
Speaker 4: on the show, we're talking about what did you break
Speaker 4: as a kid? On nine four one four one four three,
Speaker 4: And we're not just talking bones. We want to hear
Speaker 4: about the things you destroyed we're doing our aight z
Speaker 4: this week, or the things you broke as a kid. Jack.
Speaker 4: What have we had so far?
Speaker 2: So far we've got B for bed, see for couch,
Speaker 2: yes for statue, TEE for trinket, V for fars.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Brad's on the line. Good
Speaker 4: morning Brad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, herey you are on TEA for tractor.
Speaker 4: Tea for tractor. How did you break a tractor as
Speaker 4: a kid.
Speaker 7: I'm a brother and I we're doing dinuts in the
Speaker 7: paddy in a buggy we had and hit the pannel track.
Speaker 4: And how much did that cost to get repaired?
Speaker 7: Five and a half grand?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a lot of pocket money.
Speaker 7: It was back then there.
Speaker 4: Great Brad, thank you very much and cool do you thinks.
Speaker 4: So I have a good week. Give us a call?
Speaker 4: What did You Break as a kid?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Podcast, Let's get a Dean now, Good morning.
Speaker 11: Dean, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7: How are you going?
Speaker 4: We're good, Dean hood. You had a nice weekend. Thanks
Speaker 4: for cool on the show. What did You Break as
Speaker 4: a kid? So?
Speaker 11: I broke a let us see, and we broke the clothesline,
Speaker 11: Me and my cousin did.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 11: We thought it'd be fun to pop up the old
Speaker 11: school clotheslines and jump on it and spin ourselves around.
Speaker 4: Ye I did.
Speaker 11: So. I broke it the first time, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 11: I think I've broken it. I'm like, oh, it's your
Speaker 11: turn now. So my cousin jumped on it. I spun
Speaker 11: him around and and he broke the whole thing. And
Speaker 11: mon clock caught a glimpse of a breaking. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 11: he broke it.
Speaker 4: Was kitched him up perfect a stooge.
Speaker 2: How many of those clothes in the backyard?
Speaker 4: And I'll say, you know the thing, it's a kid,
Speaker 4: You kid yourself going, I think I've broken it. You
Speaker 4: know that metal noose was only like for you know,
Speaker 4: a sock anything more than that, like a small person.
Speaker 4: It's coming down Dean love that one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Have a good week, did you thank you? May? Good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning, take good morning, happy Monday.
Speaker 12: Yes, oh you too. Yes. I also broke a letter
Speaker 12: fe but I broke ten of them. So when I
Speaker 12: was about five or six, my grandparents took me to
Speaker 12: this party, a little brunch party. But I was boored.
Speaker 12: So I was outside and I found a metal stick
Speaker 12: and I realized that I could engrave my name into
Speaker 12: cars with this metal thick. I ended up in gaving
Speaker 12: my name into ten cars. My grandparents a thousand dollars
Speaker 12: a car to get them all resprayed.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, of all the ones we've heard, this
Speaker 4: is the one that's actually will go. Oh god, ten cars,
Speaker 4: ten God, And I couldn't free, isn't it in.
Speaker 2: You're you're a little banksy. You've put on every car.
Speaker 12: An artist from the beginning. But yeah, I couldn't get
Speaker 12: away with it. I try to play it off, but
Speaker 12: then my grandparents were like, your name has.
Speaker 4: Written all over the car sign the crime. It's just
Speaker 4: the thought of you and Granddad of the pay for that.
Speaker 4: Are you going to get to get that money. Grandad
Speaker 4: has to go back to Mark.
Speaker 12: Oh well they ended up. They still haven't retired, so
Speaker 12: I guess I probably shocked send the rest of their lives.
Speaker 4: I'ven't men sure them now still like a factory in
Speaker 4: Avatur now just still paying off that lost twenty bucks
Speaker 4: of the ten What you called in a laugh about it?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: May thank you very much and call no give a
Speaker 1: nice day, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So is Tom Cruise's biggest ever opening weekend? That was
Speaker 4: a week ago when Top Gun Maverick came out. We've
Speaker 4: been banging on about it since Jack and I were
Speaker 4: lucky enough to see a preview of it. It is
Speaker 4: a brilliant, brilliant movie. Go and see it at the cinema.
Speaker 4: Most of you already have. Even your twelve week old son,
Speaker 4: Baby Gordon, has also seen Top Top Gun.
Speaker 2: He went to the Mums and bubb session last Wednesday.
Speaker 4: So on Friday show if you missed it, thank god
Speaker 4: you did. It was a tantrum from Patsy. She was
Speaker 4: like banging the desk sayinghow she couldn't get hold of
Speaker 4: tickets and listeners should call in and give her this
Speaker 4: that's not quite.
Speaker 2: And then we found some tickets for a regular seating
Speaker 2: and she said, no, only gold class for me.
Speaker 4: Jack. What she said was no, they don't bring the
Speaker 4: food to.
Speaker 6: No snacks with regular.
Speaker 2: Well you can get snacks all the way and bring
Speaker 2: them in with you clean.
Speaker 4: So anyway, one of you called him Friday and offered
Speaker 4: up your gold class tickets. It was a wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4: Husband just popped for COVID, so obviously not going to go,
Speaker 4: so so perhaps you took the tickets.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 5: Beautiful Gabby rang up on Friday show, which was so
Speaker 5: sweet of her.
Speaker 6: She didn't have to do that, but I'm.
Speaker 5: So glad she did because it was utterly incredible. It
Speaker 5: was absolutely sensational. Just that music gives me goosebumps. Goose
Speaker 5: get it.
Speaker 4: That's what I prepared over the weekend, practicing in front
Speaker 4: of the mirror. This was so when you go get it,
Speaker 4: please don't do that. Imagine if Chris Rock when it
Speaker 4: comes out in August, does event get it?
Speaker 6: These what are this music?
Speaker 5: Honestly, when Chris and I bumps when we reclined back
Speaker 5: and that music started, I just glanced over at Chris
Speaker 5: and we both just had this massive sp.
Speaker 4: Oh no what I went until your reclined? He was
Speaker 4: only a high I went.
Speaker 5: This was full of nostalgia. We absolutely loved it. I
Speaker 5: loved the opening. I don't want to tell too much
Speaker 5: for you know, people that want to go and haven't
Speaker 5: been to see it yet, But the opening scene they
Speaker 5: mirror the original top Gun and it's just so well
Speaker 5: kep mirror.
Speaker 4: You really love that. What about the scene with Val
Speaker 4: and Tom?
Speaker 5: That was beautiful, very simple scene, wasn't there is?
Speaker 4: There is not fussy kids, you'll get it.
Speaker 5: No, it was very simple, but it was simple for
Speaker 5: simple thick listeners.
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying, Hey, Vicky's anyone in if
Speaker 4: you're going, I don't see no signs movie? No, no, No,
Speaker 4: It's simple.
Speaker 6: It's almost like a brief cameo.
Speaker 5: It's a very short scene, but it is so beautifully done,
Speaker 5: and you can see the friendship and the love they
Speaker 5: have for each other away from the movie, like you
Speaker 5: can see the friendship there.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on on this scene. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a great movie. I saw a lovely Instagram picture of
Speaker 4: you and Chris beforehand as well. You're doing that glare,
Speaker 4: you're doing all the photos.
Speaker 6: Claire that I do.
Speaker 4: It's an intimidating glare.
Speaker 6: Audrey calls it my serial killer look. It looks like
Speaker 6: a serial killer again.
Speaker 4: It's alarming. I saw it Friday night as I was
Speaker 4: in a taxi heading out to get a bitees in
Speaker 4: my wife and it put me off by food. I said,
Speaker 4: why did she do that?
Speaker 5: Loved up? That's my loved up look with the love guys. Anyway,
Speaker 5: this really was I want to go and see it again.
Speaker 5: On Saturday night we watched the first one. We wanted
Speaker 5: to show Audrey the first one to see what we
Speaker 5: were talking about.
Speaker 4: And did you just sort of recline the count just
Speaker 4: tip them back?
Speaker 2: Their legs up it Audrey, bring you food from the kitchen?
Speaker 5: You know what was really startling. They're so sweaty through
Speaker 5: the first one. They're sweating all the time.
Speaker 4: Did you not about so many of on the original? No,
Speaker 4: one's really.
Speaker 5: Just West wedding the whole time. But it was, honestly,
Speaker 5: talk about an amazing sequel. This would have to be
Speaker 5: the best sequel of any movie.
Speaker 4: Did you get it?
Speaker 6: What do you mean? Did I get it?
Speaker 4: All? Right? This here from the Did I get it? Was? It?
Speaker 4: Simple let's hair now from the Werribee Love God, Patsy's husband, Chris.
Speaker 13: Morning Christian, Good Morning, Team Maverick, Holy f eight. This
Speaker 13: is the best put together movie ever. He recreated the
Speaker 13: opening sequence exactly the same.
Speaker 4: As the original.
Speaker 13: On his motorbix and he waves the g flying overhead
Speaker 13: all to the soundtrack of Danger Zoned by Kenny Loggins.
Speaker 13: It had it all and he made references to Goose
Speaker 13: throughout the movie, so he ticked all the nostalgia boxes.
Speaker 13: So I was watching the movie through the eyes of
Speaker 13: a thirteen year old. It was absolutely amazing. I come
Speaker 13: hod of there so pumped. I wondered if it was
Speaker 13: too late in my life to go back to UNI
Speaker 13: and get my final Pilots degree.
Speaker 8: I also wanted to go home and.
Speaker 13: Play topless beach volleyball, but Petrena wasn't that keen on
Speaker 13: that idea. But if you're thinking about down to see
Speaker 13: Maverick and get on it. It is the best movie
Speaker 13: in the last five years.
Speaker 4: Great Gabby, thank you very much, as already kind we
Speaker 4: did on Friday offering your tickets, and I can never
Speaker 4: get enough of you and Chris at the movies. I'm
Speaker 4: sorry I think you should be our new occasional movie reviewers.
Speaker 3: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Watching all the coverage of the weekend of the Queen's
Speaker 4: Platinum Jubiley party to one thing they missed out there
Speaker 4: roaming Brian. Imagine this roaming around chatting to the royals.
Speaker 4: I ain't feeling about the big day. What is it?
Speaker 4: Roman Brian was back. He should be. He should be
Speaker 4: loaned out around the world for other key events. I
Speaker 4: could did the fuss they were making like Roman Brian's back,
Speaker 4: as if he's like Louis Thrue doing these amazing reports.
Speaker 2: It's a guy who he's doing some box pop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and not as that that fockswoman. Do not want
Speaker 4: to speak to roaming. I reckon the reason why the
Speaker 4: D's lost the weekend and say through the game because
Speaker 4: the Brian was No, no, let's just throw the game.
Speaker 4: Otherwise we get Brian in here.
Speaker 2: My favorite part is seeing somebody in the background see
Speaker 2: Brian and the camera and then go to the opposite
Speaker 2: side of the room.
Speaker 4: All right, so over the weekend fever pitch in our house.
Speaker 4: It's the final weekend. Preparations well underway now for this
Speaker 4: Friday is my eldest daughter Ruby. It's her formal and
Speaker 4: the reason why there's big stuff going on our house
Speaker 4: at the moment is, Oh my god, you won't believe
Speaker 4: what I had to do Saturday. It was literally like
Speaker 4: the Queen's coming Friday. My wife has gone into overdrive
Speaker 4: because we're hosting the priest. So there's Ruby and twelve
Speaker 4: of her mates and then all their mums and dads,
Speaker 4: my wife. It literally is like a raw visit. I'm
Speaker 4: not making us up. You're going to think you weren't
Speaker 4: really did that. I had to get on a chair Saturday. Right,
Speaker 4: three neighbors walk by twice because they're obviously I'm going
Speaker 4: to I need to see what he's doing. I was
Speaker 4: made to hoover the ceiling of the porch where there
Speaker 4: are a couple of pubways. Right. People saw me and
Speaker 4: I was actually looking at it, go yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: this is exactly what it looks like. I'm on his
Speaker 4: chair hoover in the ceiling of the porch. Can't have
Speaker 4: any cop webs up there.
Speaker 2: Last thing you want is for the talk around town
Speaker 2: to be, Oh, the O'Connell's, that haunted house they live.
Speaker 8: Halloween.
Speaker 6: Will Adam's family.
Speaker 4: Yes, to mop it's raining at the moment, Nature's doing
Speaker 4: the rinsing of all to mop it and everything. So yeah,
Speaker 4: and then my the most exciting point was over the weekend,
Speaker 4: my daughter said to me, Dad, can you can you
Speaker 4: make the playlist? This is my camera, this is my
Speaker 4: canvas leppercosso paint, right, she said, you make it this week.
Speaker 4: I get obsessed about these things. Right, it's it's it's
Speaker 4: ours this week for me.
Speaker 2: Your wife's fiftieth birthday. That was always broke me.
Speaker 4: So I'm going back into the laboratory over the week
Speaker 4: and start to build the playliss okay and I she said,
Speaker 4: she wants me to build it my thirst day. Then
Speaker 4: she wants to go through it just to check there's
Speaker 4: no you know, curveballs in there from the old Man.
Speaker 4: And this is the first song that's on there. The
Speaker 4: memories perfect look each other. We're in a memory. This
Speaker 4: this is a memory. The music is telling us that
Speaker 4: sit in the memory. The mums and dads as well.
Speaker 4: This one's a little wink to the mums and dances
Speaker 4: are going to be there. Get it? You live all right? Dads? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's another one?
Speaker 2: Protect the are they all tearjerkers. Are there any party
Speaker 2: of them?
Speaker 4: Full tear jerkers? Two hour to our Blood first? Do
Speaker 4: you know what I said to Ruby said, you know,
Speaker 4: don't be surprised as some of the mums. After a
Speaker 4: couple of drinks, a little bit teary eyed, she said,
Speaker 4: I've already told my friends that my dad the first.
Speaker 4: Wait what.
Speaker 2: That we got?
Speaker 4: Actually put ten bucks on me to be the first
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy? What songs reminds you of your former? What
Speaker 4: do you think should go on?
Speaker 2: No, I've got a perfect song that you can add
Speaker 2: to this your first.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At my wedding, my father in law got up to
Speaker 2: do a speech and didn't say anything. All he did
Speaker 2: was point to the crown and he played a song,
Speaker 2: a country song called I Loved Her First.
Speaker 4: This is a beautiful song.
Speaker 2: My heart liant eye bawled the crowd for the whole
Speaker 2: three minutes thirty two.
Speaker 4: That's strong, This is it.
Speaker 3: A hell first?
Speaker 4: Can I please him? He's making a statement.
Speaker 2: He's daring it.
Speaker 4: He just pointing at you.
Speaker 2: He stared at me.
Speaker 4: Of course he's staring out.
Speaker 2: This is He's not going to do the whole song,
Speaker 2: surely not. He's doing the whole song, but then it
Speaker 2: started to work. About a minute in people started to cry.
Speaker 4: Is skill? It won't make the cut first. I'm not
Speaker 4: getting married, just going to a party.
Speaker 2: He'll pick me up at ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: Practice. What song reminds you of you? For your formal?
Speaker 6: What was hold On? By Wilson Phillips.
Speaker 4: I'm going to have this to a playlist. This is
Speaker 4: a great song.
Speaker 6: What's she holding on? In Ruby's case? Do you know
Speaker 6: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Too deep? Till I get me into that? I got
Speaker 4: another and the show barely holding it together these days
Speaker 4: at the moment, Patsy, all right, what song should be
Speaker 4: on the playlis? What song reminds you of your formal?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one four three? Because you know what,
Speaker 4: Here we go again.
Speaker 8: Springberg Memories.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Right now, asking you what song reminds you of you're formal?
Speaker 4: I need your song suggestions this week for playlist. It's
Speaker 4: my daughter's formal on Friday, so she's super excited. Twelve
Speaker 4: mates come around Friday night for pres with their mom
Speaker 4: and dad around to ours. Patsy, you'll get this. My
Speaker 4: wife yesterday went to chat today right to buy an outfit.
Speaker 6: For Prez of course, absolutely, do.
Speaker 4: You know what you're going to work? And jeans and
Speaker 4: T shirts radically different for me on a Friday.
Speaker 6: What was the response to that, She.
Speaker 4: Was like, you'll need an outfit. I really, no one
Speaker 4: is going to care as it is. Yesterday, my daughter
Speaker 4: brought around about five friends and they were sort of
Speaker 4: expecting the venue. I was reduced to like the venue manager,
Speaker 4: and I guess you could use this toilet here and
Speaker 4: walk through here and I was going to have some
Speaker 4: drinks here, and they were like this, yeah, maybe those
Speaker 4: chairs need to go. You can, you can dress it
Speaker 4: however you want the chairs. The chairs will go. Let's
Speaker 4: just forget they're there. They will not be here. I
Speaker 4: promise you. It is everything else, all right, everything else
Speaker 4: to your liking. Linda, Good morning, Linda.
Speaker 12: Morning, Kristin, Jack and Pets Okay song to get everybody
Speaker 12: up and about Katrina and the wives walking on Sunshine
Speaker 12: that was on our formal and everybody.
Speaker 4: Was it's a feel good vibe. This isn't it yet?
Speaker 7: This is a feel good five And if then, if
Speaker 7: you want to tea jerker, go to Abbat flipping through
Speaker 7: my fingers. That will absolutely get all the mums in
Speaker 7: floods of tears.
Speaker 10: Because their outfits you didn't do with your with your
Speaker 10: kid and you wish your head the time and the
Speaker 10: time's gone now.
Speaker 7: And ye it'll it'll just get them all.
Speaker 11: So you can do one or the other.
Speaker 7: But so fun.
Speaker 4: How you go, Dad, get this off?
Speaker 2: This guy showy.
Speaker 4: It's gonna called a six in evening. Anyway, I was
Speaker 4: on each other and sway the old side to side. No,
Speaker 4: I think I'll stick quick that. This is more like Linda.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for your suggestions. It's going to Scott.
Speaker 7: Scott Christians there you say, I'm.
Speaker 4: Good Scotty washing up on the playlist.
Speaker 11: Graduation song Vitamin Most but now it has friends forever.
Speaker 4: Great cool. Yeah there, I'm putting it on there.
Speaker 2: This is my high school graduation.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Before there was memories, it was this Scott.
Speaker 4: This is a great one. Actually, will stick it on.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Ber you're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: This song I'm going to play to you right. My
Speaker 4: wife and I went out for drinks on Friday night
Speaker 4: and we went to rock Pool. So beforehand we went
Speaker 4: to one of the you know, casino bars to grab
Speaker 4: a drink, and there were two middle aged guys. You've
Speaker 4: all been to these buys where people are doing covers
Speaker 4: and no one's already paying any attentions. Oh God, Mark,
Speaker 4: what a tough gig that must be. And they do
Speaker 4: about three or four songs. They're just in the background,
Speaker 4: like background music. And then they do the song, which
Speaker 4: we've never played on the show, and I'm hearing it
Speaker 4: and I'm I'm watching everybody who's there. People have been
Speaker 4: drinking all day at the crowd. One by one they
Speaker 4: start listening to the song. Because it's not a four
Speaker 4: band doing it. You've heard the song. You won't recognize
Speaker 4: the title, You certainly won't recognize the artist's name, but
Speaker 4: you'll recognize the song. And this morning, when I play,
Speaker 4: you will sing along. I noticed that everyone was being
Speaker 4: called in by the song. Because sometimes the song is
Speaker 4: just like the melody, right, you just hum it along.
Speaker 4: You're not really understanding what the lyrics are or the meaning,
Speaker 4: and that doesn't matter. But this song, because everyone could
Speaker 4: hear the lyrics and thinking, God, this is a really
Speaker 4: deep song. This is about a man who's lost in
Speaker 4: his own troubles and then he hears the power of
Speaker 4: a song. We've all been like this in life. Song
Speaker 4: to us where sometimes it's the power of a really
Speaker 4: good song, whatever it is actually makes you feel just
Speaker 4: joy again when you haven't felt like that in a
Speaker 4: long time. And that's what the song is, is like
Speaker 4: a thank you to music. There's a great line in
Speaker 4: it where it says where he says, thanks for the
Speaker 4: joy you've given me. I wanted to know. I believe
Speaker 4: in your song. You've helped me along, making me strong.
Speaker 4: Have it. Listen to this right, turn it up. You
Speaker 4: will sing the chorus. Dobie Gray, Yeah, you've never heard
Speaker 4: of this guy from nineteen seventy three, Away the Freemath,
Speaker 4: A boy after Away?
Speaker 14: What did.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: What? A song?
Speaker 8: Don't be Gray?
Speaker 4: Dig it out today? But Dobie Gray drift Away from
Speaker 4: nineteen seventy three, brilliant song. The other part of that
Speaker 4: story is right. So it's something about seven o'clock on
Speaker 4: a Friday night and we're in the bar. You've probably
Speaker 4: seen it, the crow. It's called the a t Rim.
Speaker 4: I think right, my wife and I sit down. I
Speaker 4: got to get drinks. We come back. I'm sitting down again.
Speaker 4: Wife is a there is a smell here that is
Speaker 4: not good. Suddenly to come to run over sir madam
Speaker 4: and he goes, someone has just been sick. And he
Speaker 4: points to where my wife had her jacket and there's
Speaker 4: chunder there. Oh start yeah, And my wife goes, oh
Speaker 4: my god, I can't understand it. You know I've got
Speaker 4: extra sensor if nasal passages went. I've known you, I've
Speaker 4: been married twenty four years. You've never mentioned the you
Speaker 4: have extra sensitive nasal passages. No one wants to smell
Speaker 4: of chunder at the start of the night. This is horrible,
Speaker 4: this is rough.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm feeling that. Yeah, that wretch that you care
Speaker 2: from just here.
Speaker 4: You know what you just want? You even know about it,
Speaker 4: and it's right there. It's just start. Who is throwing
Speaker 4: up at seven o'clock in the evening as well? All right,
Speaker 4: time now for the Monday misheard lyrics. It's just another
Speaker 4: misheard Monday Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. You send us your
Speaker 4: misheard lyrics, we play them back if we're agree with
Speaker 4: the miss here. You'll hear this. If not for the
Speaker 4: brilliant Ones Hall of Fame last week Hall of Fame
Speaker 4: of Berlyn alone by sleeping with sirens? Could you check
Speaker 4: my balls to see if I'm alive? All right, let's
Speaker 4: get into this week's Zach Granger from Brisbane Christian. I
Speaker 4: want to challenge Marissa's I Will Always Love You miss
Speaker 4: her from last week, which the original line is bitter
Speaker 4: sweet memories the one last week Marissa was being a
Speaker 4: sweet man Maurice, bitter sweet, still love that one. Zach,
Speaker 4: our friend in Brizzy is saying he thinks it's bittersweet mammories.
Speaker 8: Bitter sweet.
Speaker 4: I mean, Zach, you're right, that's going to Matt with
Speaker 4: Judas priest, breaking the law, breaking the law, la law?
Speaker 4: Or is it very vibe? Raking the lawn, raking the lawn.
Speaker 4: Next time I'm doing that, I'm going to be singing
Speaker 4: breaking the lawns the lawn. Well done, Annie Horton. I'm
Speaker 4: an adult now by the pursuit of happiness. I'm an
Speaker 4: adult now. Or is it I'm on the doll now?
Speaker 4: Hear that, Carol Bendall Journey, don't stop believing street lights people?
Speaker 4: Or is it street lights meatballs? Street lights meat balls?
Speaker 4: I want it to be there. I don't know whether
Speaker 4: it's someone is loveless as pranos. I reckon that's why
Speaker 4: they that's why they chose. But I'm not hearing meatballs.
Speaker 4: Carol notes you and I burning chair. If you wait,
Speaker 4: I'll give my ex to you. Or is it? If
Speaker 4: you wait, I'll give all my eggs to you. That
Speaker 4: is that is actually a very good spot. Stand for
Speaker 4: this one. I like that. If you wait, I'll give
Speaker 4: all my eggs to you. All right. Finally, Shane flowers
Speaker 4: cultures of flame trees. And there's a girl falling in
Speaker 4: love near where the pianola stands, or is it? And
Speaker 4: there's a good all falling in love near where there'd
Speaker 4: be and only fans. I think we'd never get an
Speaker 4: only fatal on this. I've got to say. It's not clean.
Speaker 4: It's not it's this here again about the and there's
Speaker 4: a girl falling in love near where there be an
Speaker 4: only fans. Shane, I think that might be more about you,
Speaker 4: my friend. Log off.
Speaker 3: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Hardly anything in the news of the last couple of
Speaker 4: days but the Queen's Platinum Jubilee party.
Speaker 2: Oh is that this weekend?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Come on, news channels.
Speaker 4: Give us something from it, say something about it. Show
Speaker 4: us some videos of pasty faced English people waving those
Speaker 4: tiny little flags.
Speaker 12: Mhm.
Speaker 4: When you look back at all the footage, you will
Speaker 4: see the footage again today, trust me, wherever you are
Speaker 4: just sitting again. Differently, it's this is a party of
Speaker 4: the queen. She's obviously can't be bothered to go, and
Speaker 4: she's lot the front. She's not the gates of her
Speaker 4: own palace. The plebs can go, yeah, come come along,
Speaker 4: but stand out in the street, stand out the street,
Speaker 4: singing songs out there, edshow, and you ain't coming in
Speaker 4: at leasta keys, you ain't coming in. The gates stay
Speaker 4: locked at nighttime. It does look like they just got
Speaker 4: to servo sort of petrol station fore courts and mushed
Speaker 4: them together.
Speaker 2: And it does look like a forced party, like the
Speaker 2: queen didn't want any part of it. Well, they get
Speaker 2: to close here, do whatever you want on public land,
Speaker 2: but it's not for me.
Speaker 4: I also saw a lot of did you see this patsy?
Speaker 4: What is it? Posh thing? Hats from the ladies worn
Speaker 4: at the side of the heads. Yes, why is that posha?
Speaker 5: Well no, I don't know if it's posha. I think
Speaker 5: it's just the in look right now is to wear
Speaker 5: the fascinator or the hat to the side.
Speaker 4: The thing is right, Boris got booed when he turned
Speaker 4: on you actually got boot fo and his partner had
Speaker 4: a giant hat to the side, and there's a conspiracy going.
Speaker 4: It was to shield. It was to shield Boris from
Speaker 4: the foods, like it was a cricket screen, you know.
Speaker 2: Fiding from any eggings or tomatoes being thrown.
Speaker 4: And then trum Prince Charles's speech. I found this a
Speaker 4: bit a bit odd from a grown man to refer
Speaker 4: to his mama's mummy.
Speaker 8: Your magistive mummy.
Speaker 2: I'd like it, like a grown ass man.
Speaker 8: Really, your magistive mummy.
Speaker 4: Oh gives me the shimmers.
Speaker 2: Bianca still refers to her dad as daddy and that
Speaker 2: makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't know, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: She's in her thirties now, maybe as a teenager early twenties,
Speaker 2: but yeah, she's a mother now. I don't think you
Speaker 2: can be calling your dad daddy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this your magistive mummy.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know. I feel about him
Speaker 4: being future king. If you know what you know, is
Speaker 4: he really kingly call him? Is mum mummy? So in
Speaker 4: one of those? Are we getting this wrong? Are there
Speaker 4: actual people who do refer to their mum as mummy?
Speaker 4: The daddy thing I can understand a bit better.
Speaker 2: You accept daddy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would be mad if the kids started to
Speaker 4: call me daddy. I'd get that's nice, But the mummy thing,
Speaker 4: I do judge Charlie Boy for.
Speaker 8: This your magestive mummy?
Speaker 4: Does anyone call them mum mummy? And is that Robert
Speaker 4: Patsy said A hat's on the side of the head
Speaker 4: end this year.
Speaker 3: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: An update on pig racing. Probably just need to preface
Speaker 4: this by mentioning what we are actually talking about, in
Speaker 4: case you're going, wait, what update? Did he just say
Speaker 4: pig racing? Yes, last week on the show, we were
Speaker 4: all blown away by the fact that a pig can
Speaker 4: run a seven minute mile. Now ninety nine point nine
Speaker 4: of us simply when you hear that fat will go.
Speaker 4: Why God, I didn't know pigs are so quick. Not
Speaker 4: Jackpost and he walks amongst us. He just said I
Speaker 4: would beat a pig in a race.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's commendable seven minute mile. But I can beat that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So bring you pigs wherever they are Queensland, Victoria. No
Speaker 2: pig in Australia can beat me.
Speaker 4: Well, Xavier has got pigs.
Speaker 7: I go at three hundred and fifty egan, big drump,
Speaker 7: but I reckon, we need to makeet a bit fair challenge.
Speaker 4: So Xavier is the man who's supplying the pigs for
Speaker 4: the pig race. There really is going to be a
Speaker 4: race this Friday, Jack versus pig. So Xavier right now
Speaker 4: is training his pigs yep, good high altitude camp in Kolak.
Speaker 4: All right, they're gone. They're like a boxer prepared for
Speaker 4: a fight. By the way to boxers Dangerous Day from
Speaker 4: last year's One Last Game, when we asked did you
Speaker 4: used to love playing footy? Would you like one last game?
Speaker 4: We fielded a team of you guys against the Foxford
Speaker 4: to You all Stars and our guys won. One of
Speaker 4: them was a professional boxer, darn and Dave we called
Speaker 4: him and over the weekends Saturday night. I'm very pleased
Speaker 4: to say this because he's just the loveliest guy. He
Speaker 4: became the Australian light heavyweight champion of the world legend.
Speaker 4: He fulfilled his what he wanted to do, and that's
Speaker 4: going to be shung up his gloves.
Speaker 2: And he's now inspired me seeing him win on, don't
Speaker 2: you dead, He's going to inspire me to hit the
Speaker 2: turf hard against this pig.
Speaker 4: So Jack went training over the weekend. And luckily, because
Speaker 4: he's already a pro and it's recorded, this training session's
Speaker 4: clear the throat right the way said, it's a pro
Speaker 4: sinata husey. This is how you do this is how
Speaker 4: you do it. Easy.
Speaker 2: Easy, This is a piece of cake.
Speaker 4: A piece of cake. Hang on, there's a second part.
Speaker 4: We still run. Listen, done easy twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: You cast no that right that you edited some of that?
Speaker 2: Get out of it.
Speaker 4: You had the audio, Yes, we had the full audio.
Speaker 14: So from the time Jack said he started to the
Speaker 14: end was seventy three seconds for two hundred meters the
Speaker 14: world record. The world record is twenty seconds. So you
Speaker 14: a minute behind. You say, it works it to ten
Speaker 14: kilometers an hour, which is seven kilometers an hour behind
Speaker 14: the top speed of a pig.
Speaker 2: So if you continue away, you've got to remember that
Speaker 2: is a training round. And I was holding recording equipment
Speaker 2: to take the.
Speaker 4: Phoney.
Speaker 2: Easy to go for a job, Easy to go for
Speaker 2: a strong don't see you saying carrying the recording equipment.
Speaker 2: You certainly don't see a pig carrying.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 4: You're quite right. So here's the situation. I got an
Speaker 4: excitable phone call last night from Tom the producer. Friday
Speaker 4: was saying, right, Xavier's got the pigs. However, where did
Speaker 4: Tom call Thurst I've forgotten now, asking if we could
Speaker 4: use it? What venue?
Speaker 2: No, he called Gosh's Paddy of the Melbourne Demon.
Speaker 4: You know teams there, ask him wicked Xavier and three
Speaker 4: hundred pigs could rock up Friday like, it's no bigg
Speaker 4: It done. Twenty minutes, we clear up the pig crap.
Speaker 4: Don't you worry about that before Maxcot steps out and
Speaker 4: go training. They obviously said no. So on Friday we're
Speaker 4: asking for a paddock, like Xavier said the pig man.
Speaker 4: Hope you didn't infer to us big man pig trainer
Speaker 4: Pick and Bazzario. He's the pick, Colonel Tom Parker. Anyway,
Speaker 4: he's got the pigs. He said, we need a paddock.
Speaker 4: So Friday was saying, do you have a paddock, and
Speaker 4: then jack and raise this pig. Someone called Tony offered
Speaker 4: up his paddock. Twenty five minutes from here, an eric
Speaker 4: called rock Bank. Okay, Tommy has say, very excited, it's
Speaker 4: gonna happen. It can happen live Friday. Xavier's happy, Tony
Speaker 4: sady happy. It's all good. Tom And now has just
Speaker 4: told me that Tony is this is going to Tomas.
Speaker 4: But you said, m I A. Why would someone like that?
Speaker 4: Why are I first a paddick and then teaser Tony?
Speaker 2: We know you've gone underground and we're coming for you.
Speaker 4: Come on, Tony from rock Bank, or if anyone knows
Speaker 4: old liar Tony from rock Band, please give us a call.
Speaker 4: We need to know is it on for this Friday?
Speaker 4: Or do we need another panic? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm not training for nothing.
Speaker 4: I have to You're not training just to end it there?
Speaker 4: That was not Can we have some more of that audio?
Speaker 2: If you're going to make fun of it, I will not.
Speaker 2: I will not take you on the journey.
Speaker 4: You have my word silence tomorrow, okay, to silence in
Speaker 4: the studio. The other thing we're gonna need is fencing.
Speaker 4: So if anyone's got any fencing, because we need to
Speaker 4: create a thin corridor, not for Jack, but for the
Speaker 4: pig to go down, whilst he's encouraged to race behind
Speaker 4: him by Xavier aka pig Man.
Speaker 2: The pig Man will chase the pig, making run also
Speaker 2: because this is going to be live on the on
Speaker 2: the show friday'll be filmed, says Perry.
Speaker 4: Then running in front of the pig.
Speaker 2: To get the shop.
Speaker 4: Is that right that they do at the Olympics.
Speaker 2: No, well, then Perry will have to be faster than
Speaker 2: a pig when I'm the only person on the show
Speaker 2: fast than.
Speaker 4: The You know what we need? This is what they
Speaker 4: do at the like at the mouth and then the
Speaker 4: camera man is on the back of a motorbike.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what we need.
Speaker 4: Do you have a motorbike that you drive or Perry
Speaker 4: hugs you and he films this race.
Speaker 2: Probably a dirt bike as well, if we're going.
Speaker 4: To all right, so we need the paddic. We need
Speaker 4: about one hundred meters worth of fencing. You saw some dividers,
Speaker 4: you could have got them the other day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this guy called mister Junk.
Speaker 4: He goes up and if a man approached me and
Speaker 4: call himself mister John, it's it's.
Speaker 2: On the side of his truck.
Speaker 4: I bet it is.
Speaker 2: He goes into places like housewives.
Speaker 4: During the day. Yeah, you call him up and sort
Speaker 4: your wife out.
Speaker 2: Same sort of business as one eight hundred got junk.
Speaker 2: They come and pick up your junk and take it away.
Speaker 2: He was outside an office building and as I walked past,
Speaker 2: he said, hey, do you need any office dividers because
Speaker 2: these are, you know, like a guy who is looking
Speaker 2: for annoyed. I said, no, I don't have any use
Speaker 2: for him, but their brand new. They're right there. I
Speaker 2: should have They could have been a perfect It would have.
Speaker 4: Looked great if got she's paddicted here in this. You
Speaker 4: could have had this a pig racing between two.
Speaker 2: Office to fight, and mister junk is listening, and you
Speaker 2: still have those office dividers a week on. Oh, we'll
Speaker 2: take them there.
Speaker 4: All right. So now we need a turk bike, Tony
Speaker 4: the liar, the padic Denier to get at and we
Speaker 4: need mister junk. This is our ocean slevel.
Speaker 3: Building up the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We just confirmed Roaming Brian will be there for the
Speaker 4: Pig versus Jack race, interviewing the pigs beforehand. We've just
Speaker 4: seen our own roaming Brian Huggy, very loose roaming hug
Speaker 4: All right, it's time for today's time. Today is National
Speaker 4: Running Day. Treat yourself, have a run, looking if you're faster.
Speaker 4: Faster movies today on Nashal Monday. Faster movies. Yes, what
Speaker 4: have been? If you take a quick movie? How do
Speaker 4: you make that quicker? Oh? You have gone in fifty
Speaker 4: nine seconds? Just shaved the second new peb good one.
Speaker 4: I get that one out of the work driving Miss Days.
Speaker 4: There he weren't going too quick. No, he wasn't driving
Speaker 4: that old day around starting that out of Daniel Ricardo
Speaker 4: driving Mistakes Gold. I love the movies, John Wick, he
Speaker 4: is pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Comment to.
Speaker 4: Wh I work too hard on than one day?
Speaker 11: Joe?
Speaker 4: What about John Jeeze? That was quick?
Speaker 2: Did anyone see Silver Plus.
Speaker 4: And Nike and Turner. They're singing and they've got nice
Speaker 4: footwear Nike and Turner a movie. Yeah, I can turn.
Speaker 2: It, yeah, Seal what quicker.
Speaker 4: Because they're singing the songs because they got the and
Speaker 4: jog on stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, faster movie.
Speaker 4: Daniel Ricardo driving Miss Daisy? What about the Hey Days? Dude?
Speaker 2: Where's my Carl Lewis topical.
Speaker 4: Ohs go back to the haties when he was winning.
Speaker 2: Wait, I continue to turn around exactly yesterday, Silver the
Speaker 2: people versus Larry's sprint. That's a gold, Shindler's shortlist. Cheatera
Speaker 2: Cheaterah bang bang that's gold.
Speaker 4: Damn cheats on a plane that's better.
Speaker 2: And have you seen that movie where Sylvester Stallone returns
Speaker 2: from the US Special Forces and turns himself into a
Speaker 2: fast car Lambeau.
Speaker 4: I'm given the gold for the setup and goal for
Speaker 4: then as well. You actually did it, Well done, lamp boat,
Speaker 4: very good. All right, we're looking for your faster movies.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian, my dad has been
Speaker 4: Trev to us since I was about twelve. That's from
Speaker 4: tim earlier. We were playing Summer Prince Charles from the
Speaker 4: Weekend Found to the Queen his mama's mummy. Jack and
Speaker 4: I both are saying how we went through a phase
Speaker 4: as teenagers and assistant refer to our dads in their
Speaker 4: first name. Yeah, I'd call him John, isn't call him
Speaker 4: on Liam and I remember we didn't care for it.
Speaker 4: I don't know why, but it seemed to really upset
Speaker 4: when I go how's one today, Liam.
Speaker 2: I guess this is the way of teenage rebellion. Pretty
Speaker 2: lightweight looking.
Speaker 4: Back, lame now tomorrow. Actually though, it made me think
Speaker 4: about the phases that you just find yourself in. You
Speaker 4: don't even know you in a phase, do you? But
Speaker 4: when you're when you're a teenager, especially go through various phases.
Speaker 4: So tomorrow the show, let's talk about the phases we
Speaker 4: went through. Time wasted Today is make a movie faster,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, are you ready tomorrow? Yes? Juice bigger though,
Speaker 4: world's fastest Jiggelow Bronze.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Or Peter. He's even giving him himself a fast nickname here,
Speaker 4: Peter the Cheetah. That's a goal, Yeah for that? Okay,
Speaker 4: Edward stop watch hands? Oh that was quick? What an
Speaker 4: Eden jog the line? Silver throw Mama from the bullet train.
Speaker 4: It tough gunna backing of speed turbo things I hate about.
Speaker 2: You silver.
Speaker 4: Men who stare at speedboats look at that? Well, I
Speaker 4: don't gave him the green marle a minute. Gold Men
Speaker 4: in black lambos gold. That's very good. That's really good, Chris,
Speaker 4: well done, BOHEMI erace me gold plus why that's very funny.
Speaker 4: Don't about this one diarrhea another day. I mean he's quick, quick, technicounty.
Speaker 4: You have to grade it SILVERA weekend at Bernie eccleston's
Speaker 4: owner of Formula one.
Speaker 2: Well done, silver plus right on.
Speaker 4: When did you hear anyone say right on risky business? Ah,
Speaker 4: it's brisky today, very risky the business. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: have her out, Darren silver. Yeah, barbecue Bernie. So can't
Speaker 4: do the weekend mate, So can we just.
Speaker 2: Keep it silver plus shorter?
Speaker 4: Well done? Beck? All right, that's the show for us.
Speaker 4: Huggy is on the way tomorrow. On the show. Then
Speaker 4: we want to know about the phases you went through
Speaker 4: as a teenager or whatever. Email me early to the party,
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com today you and we
Speaker 4: still need a paddock for Friday's Pig versus Jack race.
Speaker 4: If you've a paddock, we want to hear from you.
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