Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, So yesterday we were reminded our sales basically
Speaker 2: that Patsy is a serial complainer.
Speaker 3: Even on a day well even on a day off sick.
Speaker 2: On Monday, managed to read off three complaints and day
Speaker 2: off sick where she apparently couldn't hear a thing, still
Speaker 2: managed to read off not one, not two, but.
Speaker 4: Three people email.
Speaker 2: No, you're quite right, we don't know, because there's a
Speaker 2: natural way of you being in the world. So yes,
Speaker 2: I said, why don't you balance it out and fire
Speaker 2: off three notes of praise?
Speaker 3: And you did that yesterday.
Speaker 2: I've got the notes you sent off here, these lovely
Speaker 2: emails you sent to three different organizations. And if you're
Speaker 2: a cape Patsy, ok, if I read these out?
Speaker 3: Was it hard to do? You know? You know what?
Speaker 4: Check?
Speaker 5: It was actually quite cathartic. I felt very good with
Speaker 5: myself at.
Speaker 4: The end of the day.
Speaker 3: All right, tell me about Emma as a champion.
Speaker 5: Oh, Emma, Emma works at our local council. And I
Speaker 5: did cop a parking fine I a Christmas.
Speaker 3: So you haven't paid it? Well special treatment.
Speaker 4: I was in Chris's car and so okay.
Speaker 2: Let me just cut to the chase and this the
Speaker 2: email begins, this WILLI, these are quite She had enough
Speaker 2: layer on fig Joe. This is how it opens mail
Speaker 2: at Wyndham vic dot God that a youth impation. Someone's
Speaker 2: just gonna let get this today, Willie Wonka. No hello,
Speaker 2: by the way, Willie Wonka said it best when he exclaimed,
Speaker 2: and so shines a good deed in a weary world.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite line.
Speaker 2: I wanted to reach how and compliment one of your
Speaker 2: phone operators, Emma, whom I had the pleasure of talking
Speaker 2: to you today. Mine was a barking infringement inquiry and
Speaker 2: she must get these sorts of issues on a daily basis.
Speaker 2: But was very diligent and patient and got to the
Speaker 2: bottom of my issue, subjays, I don't want to pay it.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't the case.
Speaker 2: At all with Wyndham City, Australia's biggest growth corridor. Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's a silicon valley, is absolutely it is municipality.
Speaker 3: Is it safe vans with people like?
Speaker 4: Correct? When it is yep.
Speaker 5: Out West is the country's biggest growth corridor, has been
Speaker 5: for a number of years.
Speaker 2: Have you passed on my thanks Patrician Newman. And then
Speaker 2: we go to another one, A word of appreciation service
Speaker 2: at the reject shop dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: Oh that's my new favorite shot.
Speaker 2: Hi there, I just want to take no no movie
Speaker 2: quote for them. They didn't get her off a parking fine.
Speaker 2: Hi there, I just wanted to take time out of
Speaker 2: my day. Oh no, we're all busy.
Speaker 4: We're all busy, and you know that this is how
Speaker 4: important is.
Speaker 3: Just want to be a.
Speaker 2: Hi there, just want to take time of my day
Speaker 2: to highlight one of the employees and commend the customer service.
Speaker 2: I visited your signs store in Whereabit Senate Store Street
Speaker 2: in Whereby around twelve thirty pm today and the young
Speaker 2: checkout operator was very cheerful and help me with a
Speaker 2: trio scrub down.
Speaker 4: I could find them, I.
Speaker 3: Couldn't find them. A bargain of my and fourteen dollars.
Speaker 4: For the pack three jack for fourteen bucks.
Speaker 3: That is good. In fact, he has served me before
Speaker 3: and as a lovely demeanor.
Speaker 4: He does.
Speaker 3: Young missus Robinson cheerful graduate.
Speaker 4: Yeah you're a sweet young man. Oh kid.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I wanted to say you are lucky to have
Speaker 2: him I'd love to have him around my property, not
Speaker 2: like a right day Petrinia knew.
Speaker 3: And then we get to this one big.
Speaker 6: Great lovely he met the brief exact and they're all relatable.
Speaker 2: These are everyday experiences that any one of our listeners
Speaker 2: could be going, Yeah, I know what that's like.
Speaker 3: I'm buying a scrub, I'm trying to get off a
Speaker 3: parking fine. And then we go to.
Speaker 2: One of the premiere hotels in Melbourne where Patsy is
Speaker 2: barely a day she's not there, brown nosing Andre the manager. Well,
Speaker 2: there we go, Andre, who is a great friend of
Speaker 2: the Bord of this show, and the lamb is loving.
Speaker 3: We love going there right.
Speaker 2: And me just get my nose deeper up your backsize
Speaker 2: LENDERI air.
Speaker 3: Andre, hoping you and your family had lovely Christmas and
Speaker 3: New Year.
Speaker 4: The hotel is bustling, yes.
Speaker 2: Amid the tennis and just says here amid the tennis open,
Speaker 2: even though we're doing a big thing with them, The AO,
Speaker 2: which they paid a fortune to be a show she did.
Speaker 4: With all the plays are staying there.
Speaker 2: Christian has challenged me to write three meals of praise
Speaker 2: today the cone.
Speaker 3: If I had my are you never hear from me again?
Speaker 3: That's next time. I want a free slap.
Speaker 2: Up lunches today, that's a great opportunity to thank you
Speaker 2: for our recent stay mates. Rates felt like a home
Speaker 2: away from home, and I wanted to particularly highlight.
Speaker 3: Here we go a whole letter. Absolutely, it feels like
Speaker 3: an oscar speech.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey for valet parking my car again, so real, so relatable, but.
Speaker 4: Putting a text.
Speaker 5: He's like the big headhuncher of the Asia Pacific and
Speaker 5: I turned up and here he is doing the car.
Speaker 3: Put the Asia Pacific car.
Speaker 2: He's the ma another one he emails Pacific.
Speaker 4: It's like Andre's boss. And he was just like one
Speaker 4: of the commoners in the car.
Speaker 3: So the commonis did the cars.
Speaker 4: I thought that was very for.
Speaker 3: Valet parking, Michael.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw your Pacific
Speaker 2: Asia vice president put in brackets working cars some pim.
Speaker 3: How did you.
Speaker 4: Meet him? Add of lunch there before.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey parking cars? Stop it Jeffrey just like one of
Speaker 3: the commoners. Yeah, one of the old mumblies to do this.
Speaker 2: What about Katrina for being so bright and cagey showing
Speaker 2: us to our table and recommending some activities for the days.
Speaker 4: She was very sweet.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the Spa. Angel Angel in the Spa.
Speaker 3: For the most.
Speaker 4: She was brilliant. Julian who Julian the maintenance boy.
Speaker 5: Julian, No, he saved my life.
Speaker 2: Julian who rescued my wedding ring from the faucet was
Speaker 2: actually the train a coup of more prosecco at the lunch.
Speaker 2: Were you trying to get the wedding ring offs? You
Speaker 2: can go back and see that, boy, Jeffrey, get the
Speaker 2: car ready.
Speaker 5: My engagement ring went down the plug. I thought I've
Speaker 5: lost it forever, mate, Julian.
Speaker 3: Julian rescued my wedding from the four They when they
Speaker 3: wave you off, they.
Speaker 4: Just go Thank god.
Speaker 2: There's at least six people involved in maintaining your over Nice.
Speaker 3: You've got the se Asia Regional VB.
Speaker 2: Get out, this is coming now, Parker car Please, we
Speaker 2: only roasted on that show.
Speaker 3: I know you'll pass mys onto the team. Thank you,
Speaker 3: and they're just not betweening you mean, please call me.
Speaker 2: Pats Well, Patsy, ither one enjoyed your notes of praise
Speaker 2: is back next week.
Speaker 3: This is a regular thing now, Patsy Okay, back next.
Speaker 1: Week The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We want to hear about your weekend and six words.
Speaker 1: And Christian.
Speaker 3: Using six words or less telling about your week.
Speaker 5: Did you kite surfall laid down some term?
Speaker 3: Huh if you.
Speaker 2: Did, plex would be an awe inlaid some turf kite surfing.
Speaker 2: Someone just texting saying, perfect fluffy scrambled eggs. So that's
Speaker 2: what you guys want? We do. It's a fluff you want,
Speaker 2: she said, use a higher sided frying pan. You know,
Speaker 2: you get some that quite flat on. Maybe get some
Speaker 2: of the like it's like a bigger No, imagine a
Speaker 2: lovely and lily on a pond.
Speaker 3: It's like a lily.
Speaker 7: I don't find the walls on a lily very high.
Speaker 3: Oh no they are. They're like two hands clasps.
Speaker 2: It's anyway he sided frying pan and you put four
Speaker 2: inches of water in there. Oh that's too much that
Speaker 2: She makes me feel sick. That's how someone's chunning into
Speaker 2: my beautiful fluffy were swimming in water? No no, no, no, no, Catherine, sorry,
Speaker 2: you have to be the disagree peratsy.
Speaker 3: What's your six week world weekend? What do you get
Speaker 3: to this.
Speaker 5: Weekend Rhino's dose for the Love God. I spoke on
Speaker 5: the show Friday.
Speaker 3: Morning drugging him again for games on a Saturday night.
Speaker 5: I was talking Friday morning about how you yeah good, good,
Speaker 5: good good.
Speaker 3: I know some doctor still stuck up there.
Speaker 4: You know here I am sharing again.
Speaker 7: Then we thought well by next week.
Speaker 3: The guy ropes got stuck.
Speaker 2: Worry guys, we never leave a man behind. Hello in there,
Speaker 2: Christians back passage.
Speaker 3: We just have to win. Poos your out guys making
Speaker 3: the documentaries.
Speaker 4: He's got a weird, weird bow in that.
Speaker 3: Does he need this team disgusting national guy. Probably the
Speaker 3: managerial job. He doesn't weird.
Speaker 4: Bow No, he has, and it happened last time, and
Speaker 4: we forgot.
Speaker 3: Got a little king to the right or left, and
Speaker 3: any outy bits.
Speaker 2: Of it like.
Speaker 5: Are like no man's land, like they can't get to
Speaker 5: it with the camera, So he has to have this
Speaker 5: extra procedure to be accessible so that can check all
Speaker 5: of it. So it must be I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, Boon Rover landing up the buggy or something where
Speaker 2: they got ai there anyway, the craft.
Speaker 5: Or I have been accused of over sharing, so he
Speaker 5: has no idea something.
Speaker 3: Guilty my husband's got a weak colon.
Speaker 7: He's got no man's land, probably going.
Speaker 2: Through his PowerPoint presentation he's got for some boardroom today
Speaker 2: at midday.
Speaker 3: You their colan side fine.
Speaker 5: I picked him up on Friday and he got in
Speaker 5: the car and the first thing he said was not
Speaker 5: how he went or how are you? It was like,
Speaker 5: did you talk about.
Speaker 4: My colonoscopy on the show this morning? I thought, we.
Speaker 3: Chris, you know your wife did?
Speaker 5: I said, oh what?
Speaker 4: Am I min of? Why?
Speaker 5: And he said, just as I was about to go under,
Speaker 5: the uneathist leaned over and said, I'm going to give
Speaker 5: you a rhinos dose.
Speaker 4: Because you're the love.
Speaker 2: God thinks you don't want to anyone whispering in your ear,
Speaker 2: let alone Underneatheist.
Speaker 3: It was terrified, I'm going to give you what do
Speaker 3: you say? I'm going to give you a.
Speaker 7: Rhinos Remember he needs more than double them.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't go down.
Speaker 3: Just as you're like counting, counting back was being give
Speaker 3: you a high dose. I love God. I know you
Speaker 3: can also know this. You'll get some loving Get the
Speaker 3: hoist five sleepy not damn.
Speaker 4: Patrina is going to.
Speaker 3: How many times? And we all waved to the Sconstrina.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now, most of us know someone who is a order
Speaker 2: than These people are normally crazed, there's something wrong with them.
Speaker 2: How the cultures call them Banshee's or Harrodon's. And Patsy
Speaker 2: is one of these people. So we asked Patsy yesterday
Speaker 2: after just hearing how much random junk was in her garage,
Speaker 2: to do an actual garage order and how big is
Speaker 2: the list? I think there's at least sixty different separate
Speaker 2: things here.
Speaker 5: I didn't even finish because I'd still be there now,
Speaker 5: like going through stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, just some of the stuff here.
Speaker 2: One giant Barbie doll house, yes, one Barbie jet, one
Speaker 2: Barbie kampavan. Are you running Melbourne Barbie View Museum? One
Speaker 2: Barbie car. The kid is a teenager.
Speaker 4: Now she's outgrowing Barbie.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon outdoor chairs? Times?
Speaker 2: Three fold? All patio chair, one egg chairs. That's five
Speaker 2: separate chairs, two trestle tables.
Speaker 5: What's the chair like out of men in blow No,
Speaker 5: you know, like the swinging age chair comes out in
Speaker 5: the summer, but in the winter when it's wish and
Speaker 5: it goes in the garage.
Speaker 3: One box of cassette tapes. What's on them?
Speaker 5: I know it's all Chriss old Metallico tapes.
Speaker 2: Don't tell lasts and the band then they put people
Speaker 2: in prison. If you were legally home recording their stuff on.
Speaker 4: That stuff, you won't part with them.
Speaker 3: Four boxes of Highland dancing trophies. You've got four boxes.
Speaker 4: Really, I don't know what to do with them.
Speaker 2: One box of real to real, real to rivers. How
Speaker 2: audio and film used to be right real to reals
Speaker 2: with my early radio gear on it?
Speaker 3: Is this for feature museums or something?
Speaker 4: It's probably all oxidized now this week in music.
Speaker 2: I don't know whether these two are just next to
Speaker 2: each other by chance. But one rage against the menopause
Speaker 2: photo wall three meters by three meters.
Speaker 3: One boxing bag.
Speaker 2: Is that for when the rage against the menopause is
Speaker 2: so much you start waiting on the bag. Chris is
Speaker 2: menopause are Rocky Balboa?
Speaker 3: How long has you been boxing for?
Speaker 4: Well, Jack, there's a story.
Speaker 5: So he tried to put this thing up on a
Speaker 5: hook on the roof, and the hook he punched at
Speaker 5: once and it fell on top of the car.
Speaker 3: That's the power of Chris. He's a big dude.
Speaker 2: He winds up that you know that haymaker. The office
Speaker 2: works overhand right now, that's it is game over, lights out,
Speaker 2: here's sleep you all right now, Patsy. There is a
Speaker 2: lot of junk here. No, no, no, some of this
Speaker 2: stuff you need to let go of, right you do.
Speaker 2: You need to get rid of it. So we're going
Speaker 2: to play a game now where I'm going to read
Speaker 2: some of these that I think you can get rid
Speaker 2: of them. You've got to justify you ready to play.
Speaker 4: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's go back to all the Barbie gear,
Speaker 2: the Barbie dollhouse, the Barbie.
Speaker 3: Jet, the Barbie kamper van, the Barbie car.
Speaker 5: I look, you know what, fair enough, I will let
Speaker 5: everything go except for the camper van because that is
Speaker 5: the classic toy. Like my older nieces still have the
Speaker 5: Barbie camper van. It is like a traditional.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got We've got certain things from the girls
Speaker 2: when they were younger, which you hang on to, which.
Speaker 3: I think is really important. Plus, you never know you
Speaker 3: might become a grand parent one day.
Speaker 5: It's a long way down the track. Stuff the thumping
Speaker 5: big house can go.
Speaker 3: Because it's giant Barbie house going it's gone.
Speaker 4: The jet, it's gone.
Speaker 5: The car, Yeah, it's gone because the windshields bustard, it's cracked.
Speaker 7: Should people ring up and get this stuff and you
Speaker 7: just donate?
Speaker 4: I need to ask my daughter before I give it away.
Speaker 3: Ja. What about that boxing bag, I mean it was
Speaker 3: it had is one.
Speaker 2: The easiest boxing that boxing bags had it easy than
Speaker 2: any other boxing bag in the world.
Speaker 4: It might have helped Terry Garside last night.
Speaker 3: Poor kid, he got got sparked, brutal upbreaking. Yeah, afterwards.
Speaker 3: Three bikes, one scooter.
Speaker 4: No, well they've got a steak because we're using them.
Speaker 3: When do you ever use those?
Speaker 7: Always for a Sunday ride Miller?
Speaker 4: Actually we took them to Miller, all.
Speaker 3: Right, that could stay. What about one roller skatee?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they can probably go one or one pair? No, no, no,
Speaker 5: it's a pair.
Speaker 3: Also, why is the hose and real in the in
Speaker 3: the gown shouldn't be outside.
Speaker 5: So no one pinches it? The love God's worried someone
Speaker 5: will stealing rustlers pried on the West Side.
Speaker 2: What stealing from Bunnings.
Speaker 5: Neighbors of ours had their shoes stolen from their shoes Paranda.
Speaker 3: I mean we joke about where you live. But shoes
Speaker 3: and hoses have been stolen. I got back. Judd moans
Speaker 3: about like me, sades being stolen in front in bayside,
Speaker 3: shoes in the hose you can ount yourself. Take the
Speaker 3: dirty old shoes to go outside of a walking the
Speaker 3: dogs and the garden holes. What about this hand trolley
Speaker 3: beats trolley.
Speaker 5: Oh no, they're they're very vital when we have to
Speaker 5: move stuff.
Speaker 4: And the beach trolley. You need that when you go
Speaker 4: for a picnic so you don't have to carry And what.
Speaker 2: They helld are two perfect big sticks to decorate as
Speaker 2: table center pieces. Jacket says he dot dot dot one day.
Speaker 4: I have found.
Speaker 5: No perfect national sticks that sticks will one day I
Speaker 5: can see them above our outdoor table. I'm going to
Speaker 5: paint them put like string lights on Christmas. It is
Speaker 5: stuff and threatening to throw it out, but they're just
Speaker 5: the perfect stick. Yeah, about three years, but I will
Speaker 5: when I retire or when I have more time.
Speaker 4: They are.
Speaker 2: Is perhaps the only person right is this right now
Speaker 2: that has actually what she can says to be sensational
Speaker 2: sticks or perfect sticks actually kept someone if anyone's listened
Speaker 2: to this, that actually has put aside beautiful, beautiful sticks.
Speaker 3: Please let me.
Speaker 4: Know nature perfectly formed by nature.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three and then
Speaker 2: the last one here This is so you pertsy one
Speaker 2: round mirror waiting to be hung when we renovate again,
Speaker 2: dot dot dot wonder I have the vision And it
Speaker 2: was half the price it was.
Speaker 5: It's his most beautiful black mirror. And Chris it's taking
Speaker 5: up like half a wall. And Chris said you need
Speaker 5: to sell it on Marketplace and I said no, He's.
Speaker 3: Right, there's so much here you rewarder. All right, have
Speaker 3: you got a sensational stick?
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Speaker 2: All right, Patsy, you are Monday winner or loser? How
Speaker 2: is your day yesterday?
Speaker 5: Well you could sort of either all either all, but
Speaker 5: I will say winner because.
Speaker 2: Thank you, because that's the feature we don't really want
Speaker 2: twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: We will go neither all.
Speaker 5: Some good is both glass half full situation. So you
Speaker 5: know how we were talking last week about I'll never
Speaker 5: get over how you said you were resorted to having
Speaker 5: you to use a pair of socks when you went
Speaker 5: to the loo because there was no loo paper.
Speaker 2: Improvised And I'm hum a cauntain Sully, you still got
Speaker 2: to clean that big bird Striker.
Speaker 7: When Tom Han's going to tell your stories.
Speaker 5: I was at the local shopping center and Nature called yesterday.
Speaker 5: I had Audrey home with me, and so she was
Speaker 5: in the next QB call to me. We were next
Speaker 5: door neighbors.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we just sat down and tiger parenting gone too far.
Speaker 3: I go, you go, I go, you go, you go?
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 3: No, when's it going to stop? Mom?
Speaker 7: I wite you wait anyway?
Speaker 4: She called out, Oh no, Mom, there's no lou paper.
Speaker 3: At least probably said your exit, and.
Speaker 4: I said, hang and I'll get you some.
Speaker 5: So I went to get my loop paper and realized
Speaker 5: that I also was out neither of us, and then
Speaker 5: I had to exclaim because I was in the middle
Speaker 5: of doing a number two, and oh god.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh no.
Speaker 2: I thought there was some kind of code of practices here,
Speaker 2: bird strike, boat engines.
Speaker 3: Everyone on watch.
Speaker 7: Listening to Goldys.
Speaker 3: It was a real grumpy I dropped there everyone, I
Speaker 3: need a whole rot.
Speaker 5: I thought we were in there on our by ourselves,
Speaker 5: and I said, oh no, I'm right in the middle
Speaker 5: of a.
Speaker 4: Big you can't go back anyway.
Speaker 5: There was a lady unbeknownst to us, right up the
Speaker 5: other end of the toilets, and she goes, oh, do
Speaker 5: you need some toilet paper down there?
Speaker 4: And I said, yes, please, and.
Speaker 3: To break this up to it's going to break the bait.
Speaker 5: Known only by her added as ambers that I could
Speaker 5: see at the bottom of the door. So she handed
Speaker 5: some blue paper under the door, which was very good
Speaker 5: because I wasn't wearing songs.
Speaker 3: So did you then donate that to already want what
Speaker 3: happened here?
Speaker 5: Shove some under there for her as well, so I
Speaker 5: would say, I'm a winner.
Speaker 4: You are did really badly.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast of the weekend.
Speaker 2: The team recommended that I go to Leonardo's. Take my
Speaker 2: nineteen year old George's at the University of Melbourne lives
Speaker 2: up near there. We went to Leonardo's and had genuinely,
Speaker 2: I've had some great pizzas, but.
Speaker 3: That was I don't know how they did it.
Speaker 2: You know, it sounds almost a name going that's the
Speaker 2: best pizza i' ever had. But we're all going, how
Speaker 2: is it so good and different to other good pizza?
Speaker 3: What can change?
Speaker 2: Surely a good pizza is a good pizza, but it
Speaker 2: was amazing, but Jack was telling me he can never
Speaker 2: go back to his place.
Speaker 6: Well, sadly, I had an argument with Bianca there and
Speaker 6: now it's tainted, despite how delicious the food is. Whenever
Speaker 6: I think of Leonardo's I think of the argument we
Speaker 6: had tucked away in the back of the restaurant there.
Speaker 3: Well, Patsy, where can you never go back?
Speaker 5: We can never go back to our local laugh or
Speaker 5: kedder Thanks to the love God he has.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 4: He has a thing with chairs.
Speaker 5: So they have wooden chairs there, and a wooden it's
Speaker 5: nice joint, very slippery.
Speaker 3: They have wooden chairs. The Jack.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he bought the chair out and sat down somewhat awkwardly.
Speaker 4: I don't know what he was using one of these
Speaker 4: fancy wooden chairs.
Speaker 2: Give me an old, metallic one any day, if foreign chairs.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it was a bit sort of rickety, and as
Speaker 5: he sat down, the chairs sort of went out from
Speaker 5: under him sideways, and so he ended up on his
Speaker 5: backside on the floor. And this chair, I swear to God,
Speaker 5: I'm not exaggerating, it was like a bullet and it
Speaker 5: just went zoom from one end of the restaurant right
Speaker 5: the other come on.
Speaker 2: The moment you say I'm not exaggerating, I lean forward
Speaker 2: like we're getting a real the BS factor's gone through
Speaker 2: the roof now and then the stories always go the
Speaker 2: same way, some.
Speaker 3: Human amount of forces generated. It doesn't add up.
Speaker 2: I want to do my own version of MythBusters for
Speaker 2: so many of his stories that one more a goat
Speaker 2: buttered you, and two hundred feet up into the end
Speaker 2: you landed in another state. Took me out of a
Speaker 2: gum chairs prepared down an entire restaurant.
Speaker 4: You should have seen this. It was almost like gathering
Speaker 4: g forces.
Speaker 3: It just.
Speaker 4: And it was almost like.
Speaker 5: It was in slow motion because everyone like stopped eating
Speaker 5: to watch this chair.
Speaker 4: It was ridiculous. Anyway, it went right into the kitchen
Speaker 4: and I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 5: And then the chef actually came out holding it with
Speaker 5: this look of amazement on his face of like, what
Speaker 5: on earth is this over.
Speaker 3: One hand and anyone's raising his glass and.
Speaker 2: My, Mommarella, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Loved wooden chairs make these.
Speaker 5: Not only that he'd fallen off the chair, but it
Speaker 5: was more about the speed of the chair, never.
Speaker 3: Physics, time and space.
Speaker 4: Something more likely.
Speaker 7: This was a looney tunes cartoon or something and.
Speaker 3: Pats his head.
Speaker 4: Right now, we had we were there with friends. You
Speaker 4: can ask them.
Speaker 2: They yeah, because we're going to do that, don't We
Speaker 2: take witness statements?
Speaker 4: And in my heart it.
Speaker 3: Was ridiculous, So why can't we go back because.
Speaker 4: It was embarrassing. He landed on his backside. He said,
Speaker 4: we can never ever come back here.
Speaker 3: No, that's your for you humans. They got a photo.
Speaker 3: Of course. In my mind the cartoon there's a chair
Speaker 3: shaped hot
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