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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 1: I'm currently calling a fans or electrical shot lining in

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Speaker 1: fans stores around Australia as an old guy called Archibald

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Speaker 1: and Archie has overheard his granddaughter talking about unlu fans

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Speaker 1: and he thinks that he's going to get her a

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Speaker 1: birthday present, which is fans and I'm letting. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to let the person at the fans store explain to

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Speaker 1: me exactly what's going on.

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Speaker 3: If you missed before the song, you made the call

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Speaker 3: to a blow called Paul. Now he obviously knows you reckon,

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Speaker 3: he knew he was a guy in his twenties or

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Speaker 3: early thirties. Just didn't want to go through one hundred

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Speaker 3: PERCENTY had it again. It didn't want to go through

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Speaker 3: the awkwardness of explaining to an old guy that his

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Speaker 3: granddaughter is probably posting photos of ads on a site

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Speaker 3: called only Fans. But I love that you want to

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Speaker 3: give this acent I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 1: I got the number for another fans store. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I mean things cross cart this VI here good afternoon,

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Speaker 1: miss Selena.

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Speaker 2: Was it Elena?

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Speaker 1: Was it?

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Speaker 2: Yes? No, Elena. My name is Archibald. I'm I'm in

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Speaker 2: the market for some fans yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we do, perfect and.

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Speaker 2: I've got as it's actually for my granddaughter, the fans,

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Speaker 2: and she's her birthday coming up, she's turning twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: I've heard her mention a few times only fans, which

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Speaker 2: you all cross Only fans, are you, Lena?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, so she's she's she's saying she just wants I

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Speaker 2: assume that means she doesn't want a fan with a

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Speaker 2: light or anything else attached. She's just after just the fan.

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Speaker 2: So have you got only fans there?

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Speaker 1: I suggest you speak to her about exactly what she wants,

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Speaker 1: just because fans are very personal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, So I was also wondering whether that's a

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Speaker 2: specific company, whether I should be looking up only fans

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Speaker 2: on the indwebs or whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so let me just hop you in hole for

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Speaker 1: one moment.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for holding. We'll be with you shortly.

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Speaker 1: Your call is important to us and we won't keep

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Speaker 1: you hi.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for holding hell.

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Speaker 2: Elena, how are you? Oh? So, what I've done in

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Speaker 2: the meantime while you were playing that really quite ambient guitar.

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Speaker 2: As I've handed over to as I'm on the induebs

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Speaker 2: here there actually is a website which is huge, huge,

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Speaker 2: but it's just recorded an email a password. So I

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Speaker 2: was wondering if you had an email and a pashword

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Speaker 2: for only fans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what what you're talking.

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Speaker 1: About is actually something different. It's not a fan company.

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Speaker 2: What what is it? It's not true.

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Speaker 1: You have to figure that one out yourself.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not sure. So it doesn't have fans. No,

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Speaker 2: so she's talking about me.

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Speaker 1: If you want to have a look, you could hop

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Speaker 1: onto website to see which fans.

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Speaker 2: We have, right, but you don't have only fans. We've

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Speaker 2: established that. No, okay, So and uh, have you ever

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Speaker 2: been on only fans? Have you got this? Have you

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Speaker 2: been on there yourself? No? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right, okay, Elena, Hey going. My name is Will. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Will and Woody on Kids FM.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think you played that very well.

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Speaker 2: I freaked out.

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Speaker 1: I popped on hold and I'm asking colleagues.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I know he's not serious, but I don't want.

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Speaker 1: I don't have the heart to tell him.

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Speaker 3: No, we can tell that your initial pause when he

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Speaker 3: when he mentioned only fans was extraordinary, Elena.

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Speaker 1: We've actually literally tried six different fan stores, and every

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Speaker 1: single one of them has just not had the guts.

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Speaker 2: To tell Archibald that his daughter's into pawn. They've just

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Speaker 2: they just haven't stepped forward.

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Speaker 1: So you're the first person to actually say I think

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Speaker 1: I think actually said you were like you you need

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Speaker 1: to go home and have a chat with her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very personal.

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Speaker 3: Maybe discuss it with her.

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Speaker 2: More of the boys on the full show podcast. You

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Speaker 2: know you want to