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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda gem Nation. Well, I just love our

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Speaker 1: next guest. His name is Jake Lamber.

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Speaker 2: He's a UK comedian who I've been following for ages

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Speaker 2: on socials. His online videos have racked up over five

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Speaker 2: hundred million views, so he's absolutely the one to watch.

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Speaker 2: And he's doing a national.

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Speaker 1: Tour of Australia very shortly. He's on the way, Jake Lambert, Hi, here.

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Speaker 3: Is what a welcome? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 2: It seems that you your eye catches all the small

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Speaker 2: awkwardness of life. Is this how you spend your day

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Speaker 2: walking around looking at how irritating waiters can be, looking

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Speaker 2: at pet owners?

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Speaker 1: What stuff catches your eye every day?

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Speaker 3: With that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and now Instagram has given me a way to

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Speaker 4: sort of channel that and let everyone else. Luckily, I've

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Speaker 4: realized that everyone else has the same annoyances that I do.

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Speaker 4: I seem to have become the voice of the cringe.

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Speaker 4: Although that makes it so I'm like I'm the cringey one.

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Speaker 4: I'm pulled enough a mirror to society.

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Speaker 5: You know what else I've noticed about Instagram? Now they're

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Speaker 5: doing the newest thing is and you probably noticed this.

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Speaker 5: Now they're saying Instagram Reality versus Instagram or Instagram versus reality.

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Speaker 5: There seems to be a pleasure of these.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: So I've realized now that if you post a clip

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Speaker 4: or like a real people even like the outtakes, like

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Speaker 4: I did one before about my cat, and then in

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Speaker 4: some of the clips I was trying, I was pretending

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Speaker 4: to be my cat, and then my cat walked into

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Speaker 4: shot and you could just tell the way he was

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Speaker 4: looking at me. He was fully aware of what was

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Speaker 4: going on. See people like it if you post that

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Speaker 4: as well. I don't like stuff too polished anymore. It

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Speaker 4: used to have to be the whole thing with all

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Speaker 4: the filters on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Now they want you.

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Speaker 4: Raw, which is what they can have in Australia, in Sydney, Brisbane,

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Speaker 4: Perth and Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Raw.

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Speaker 1: You should plug your show.

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Speaker 2: I know it was Mother's Day in England, not in Australia,

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Speaker 2: but in England just over the weekend, and you've got

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Speaker 2: some nice observations about how everyone gushes about mum.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't realize it wasn't there as well. I

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Speaker 4: only realized yesterday that it's not all around the world.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know this. I mean, I'm sure you have

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Speaker 3: your own one.

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Speaker 4: You don't just ignore Mother's Now.

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Speaker 2: Ours is in May or September May, I think, yeah

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Speaker 2: in May.

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Speaker 1: But you should know this.

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Speaker 5: You get a flurry of course from your kids that

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Speaker 5: Mother's Day.

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Speaker 2: Some stage, but that whole thing of we gush about

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Speaker 2: our mom's dads don't give a rets.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 4: So the video was basically it was the impression of

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Speaker 4: the mum was even her card, which is to Mom,

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Speaker 4: you're the best in the world.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for everything. I love you so much.

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Speaker 5: Kiss.

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Speaker 4: Then it jumped to the dad opening his Father's Day

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Speaker 4: card and it's two dad, Happy Father's Day. Oh we

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Speaker 4: forgot to sign it, which is I think what we

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Speaker 4: all do, it's just but then we all it's it's

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Speaker 4: only a good reflection of what we get from our

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Speaker 4: dad's about the years are more gushy.

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Speaker 3: And then the dads you're lucky.

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Speaker 4: Really, all you'll get is you'll text them and get

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Speaker 4: a thumbs up emoji.

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Speaker 1: That's so dead.

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Speaker 4: Isn't the same in Australia.

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Speaker 5: That you can ever get Just yeah, yeah, I'm a

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Speaker 5: dead of three kids and that's all I want. All

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Speaker 5: you want is just no hassles. You just want to

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Speaker 5: be left alone. You don't want to have to give

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Speaker 5: out money to someone.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty much it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, right, that's your bar for being a father.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not to judge you. I'm not coming on the

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Speaker 4: show to judge you, but I judge that's pretty and

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Speaker 4: I take no ridge to that.

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Speaker 2: I also like the one you did about the dogs

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Speaker 2: that people make incredible excuses when people get humped by

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Speaker 2: other people's dogs.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was when you go to someone's house

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Speaker 4: and they have a dog, which is you know that

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Speaker 4: they've spent a lot of time training this dog, and

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Speaker 4: it seems that as soon as someone comes into the house,

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Speaker 4: dogs just forget all the walls and they just do

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Speaker 4: whatever they want. And then the owner has to be

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Speaker 4: quite embarrassed by this. But it's seems that when it's

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Speaker 4: the humping one, they find it funny that you've got

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Speaker 4: a dog on your Let us not go into too

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Speaker 4: much details, of course, Morning Radio, but.

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Speaker 5: We understand how it works. You you you're an epileptic.

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Speaker 5: You discovered this. You were in top Shop buying a

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Speaker 5: set of jeans and then all of a sudden you

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Speaker 5: had an epileptic feet.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was exactly that I was at university, went out,

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Speaker 4: had a seizure, had no idea, woke up in top

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Speaker 4: shop and then all I remember is waking up and

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Speaker 4: it was my first ever seizure, and a lady just said,

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Speaker 4: do you know what day it is? But I didn't

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Speaker 4: know that was a thing people do when people were

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Speaker 4: like passed out. So I was just like, can you

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Speaker 4: ask someone else? I was, I'm dealing a bit here,

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Speaker 4: just innocently popped into the shop.

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Speaker 1: The floor.

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Speaker 5: Well, Jacob's great to meet you and we're looking forward

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Speaker 5: to seeing you. You should plug your show. He's all

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Speaker 5: I over the country. It's all over the for tickets

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Speaker 5: and information to come of course, absolutely if you want,

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Speaker 5: if you want to follow Amanda, you'll get some cringe

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Speaker 5: worthy posts.

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Speaker 3: Not true.

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Speaker 1: I don't post that stuff he's making. He's making following out.

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Speaker 3: I just know I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: Legs me what on offer.

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Speaker 5: You can get all your info from Jake Lambert Comedy

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Speaker 5: dot com dot are you Jake Lambert? Thank you for

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Speaker 5: joining us.

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Speaker 3: Oh this has been so nice, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: It's Sunday night here, so I'm going to go and

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Speaker 4: watch No, it's not it's Monday night.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, what day is it that? Tuesday morning?

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Speaker 5: When you're asking us you're not having you should know.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Jake, carry on about your business mate