WEBVTT - MINI: 6 Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast and.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian test.

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<v Speaker 3>Us and six words or less?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him about your week? Did you paint off? Buy

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<v Speaker 2>flights to Budapest?

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<v Speaker 4>Every week it gets more random and random about what

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<v Speaker 4>what world do you think our listeners have those exotic lifestyles.

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<v Speaker 4>The other one it was they were praying or zorbie.

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<v Speaker 3>And actually, if you did buy tickets to Budapest, it's

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<v Speaker 3>too creepy, like, yeah, how does the guy on the

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<v Speaker 3>radio know what I've been Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Painting, I'll give him. It's so specific white Budapest, passy.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your six word weekend? When we spoke to you Friday,

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<v Speaker 4>you were talking about how were you and already were

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<v Speaker 4>headed off to the Melbourne Royal Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, eight hour way around the show. Gosh, gone are

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<v Speaker 1>the days at the Melbourne Royal Show where you just get,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a cold bucket of chips and some dimmies.

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<v Speaker 1>The food on offer at the show now is just,

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<v Speaker 1>honestly it's like Master.

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<v Speaker 2>Chef rest in Peace, Anthony More day.

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<v Speaker 3>We sat down for a degas station by the show

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<v Speaker 3>dogs right here at Fleming and Chef Callded you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got your dag with dogs and all that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the fairy fluss, all the usual fair but had this massive,

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<v Speaker 1>big smoker.

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<v Speaker 5>There was too many choices, too many.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did you have? What did what? Got to?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, so let me just understand, who's there?

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<v Speaker 2>Cresta where I love?

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<v Speaker 4>No, we never leave a dad down, but you guys

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<v Speaker 4>do well.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a lot of walking to be had, isn't there?

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<v Speaker 5>At the ascot First we gave you.

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<v Speaker 2>A wheelchair and push the eaten push.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think he's into something on Netflix, so he

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<v Speaker 1>sort of excused himself.

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<v Speaker 4>Laptop because you can also lock it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we got there, so gates opened about ten got

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<v Speaker 1>their first point of call was like it was last year,

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<v Speaker 1>the doll whip double double decker bus. So doll whip,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not across it is like pineapple flavored soft serve.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the best thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Sits cotton, am.

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<v Speaker 1>No, thank you all think of it like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a frozen yogurt or something. But that was amazing and

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<v Speaker 1>you can't normally get it outside beautiful, So we had

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<v Speaker 1>one of those.

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<v Speaker 4>In my mind, they wiping their mouths and chucking it aside,

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<v Speaker 4>just actually chucking it not just throwing it and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then springs in like NRL.

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<v Speaker 4>On.

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<v Speaker 2>Me got helmets on in my mind as well, elbow pads.

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<v Speaker 4>And shoulders, barging people out the way, clotheslining other families.

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<v Speaker 5>I just got a little small cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Audrey decided this year she'd get a hollowed out They

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<v Speaker 1>do like a pineapple, hollow it out with that.

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<v Speaker 4>So I bet the kids there, I bet it's just

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<v Speaker 4>like buying post lunch. This is a slump kids in

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<v Speaker 4>post sugar. Hayes piles mountains of kids sugar crash.

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<v Speaker 5>At the gate on the way out.

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<v Speaker 1>At the other end of the day, they've got a massive,

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<v Speaker 1>big stand of fairy floss and popcorn. And I said

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<v Speaker 1>to a little traveler, you know, the kids bouncing on

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<v Speaker 1>the car roof on.

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<v Speaker 4>The way home, mums and dans andrying to get them

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<v Speaker 4>in the little car seats.

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<v Speaker 3>Eating out of pineapples is not even convenient. They're so

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<v Speaker 3>awkwards whole it's spiky.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's all right, she managed to.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So it starts at ten o'clock with the serve. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>that's your that's your opener, that's your live Now. Then

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<v Speaker 4>what opens next?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I thought, I do feel like a cup of tea,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, getting through the traffic and everything.

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<v Speaker 5>So I went over to the c w A ladies

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<v Speaker 5>who make a mean scone. They're making about two thousand

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<v Speaker 5>days poor.

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<v Speaker 4>Then she got one thing she wanted and then going

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<v Speaker 4>to hang out with old people having a cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful cup of tea, two scones with jam and cream.

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<v Speaker 2>They were a little light on the were there any

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<v Speaker 2>other people there was?

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<v Speaker 4>Normally that's where the Nannis Go've just got a bit

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<v Speaker 4>overwhelmed that would go and sit down a bit faint.

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<v Speaker 1>Then when we walked out of there, straight in front

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<v Speaker 1>of us was like our sister station Kiss had food

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<v Speaker 1>vans because they were big sponsors as well.

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<v Speaker 2>In our town.

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<v Speaker 4>But they're not really here, but they've got they've got

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<v Speaker 4>food store there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know what there was there was Kyle's Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Berger Aspirational, which Audrey wanted to try and it was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>It was two Crispy Kreme donuts with a chicken fillt

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<v Speaker 1>like crumbed.

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<v Speaker 4>Just because not getting enough listeners here, don't kill off

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<v Speaker 4>the watch you've got as an act of punishments like

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<v Speaker 4>the Uni bomb of radio.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Krispy qreens are the bun.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the bun. And then it had made.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken fill in between chicken fill it.

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<v Speaker 1>In the minute and in the middle, and heaps of

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<v Speaker 1>fitting sick heaps of syrup over the.

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<v Speaker 4>Your jaw, upper and lower mandibles to even get that in, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Reckon Kyle has one three times a day. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>a staple foot.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you did you have I did not have it?

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<v Speaker 1>And Audrey had like two bites of it and then

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<v Speaker 1>pull no. So that was the Elvisberger. Kyle's Elvisberger.

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<v Speaker 3>Then are you still hungrier after a.

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<v Speaker 5>Couple of rides? It's like the hungry call.

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<v Speaker 4>Then if that's me, I'm into human sprinklet of everywhere,

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<v Speaker 4>everybody who's at the Melbourne Royal Show.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you keep it all in?

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<v Speaker 5>She had a couple of rides.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched from a distance, and then she was hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what kids like, I'm hungry, it's just interest eaten.

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<v Speaker 1>So then she had a barbecue chicken skewer over in

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<v Speaker 1>the master chef kitchen corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they must have been terrified.

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<v Speaker 5>And I had a corn on the cob, which was amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>It was drizzled with.

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<v Speaker 1>Coconut milk and then it had like a chilly salt

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<v Speaker 1>sprinkle with coconut.

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<v Speaker 5>Over the top. It was crudible, incredible. So we just

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<v Speaker 5>ate our way around the show.

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<v Speaker 4>So basically, I just want to get this right. It

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<v Speaker 4>feels like a tour of the Wonka factory. You had

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<v Speaker 4>one ride, no.

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<v Speaker 5>Well she had a few more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>She did.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was intermingled with some rides. We evened it.

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<v Speaker 3>Out and did you get your photo with the land

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<v Speaker 3>We got the fight well, well done, mission accomplishment and

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<v Speaker 3>then took a bite out of the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes just head like you mouth, that's not one of

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<v Speaker 2>the foods. The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Over the last couple of days. Then my daughter finally

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<v Speaker 4>got her first ever house share, so exciting, and we

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<v Speaker 4>get the keys this Thursday and we start to move

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<v Speaker 4>her in. She's just done too, she's almost done two

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<v Speaker 4>years at the university. So it's her and two mates

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<v Speaker 4>and they Nikilawi's time. They're all going to be living

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<v Speaker 4>together and so we meant to measure up on Friday

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<v Speaker 4>and we've got a begbaro steel now to put because

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<v Speaker 4>obviously it's a house share it's unfurnished. So twelve weeks

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<v Speaker 4>ago my mother in law passed away. It means we've

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<v Speaker 4>been going through a lot of the stuff. So Rubina

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<v Speaker 4>housemates can have Jackie's old TV and her fridgement. It

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<v Speaker 4>is great. One thing that Ruby does not want, very

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<v Speaker 4>understandably is Nana's old bed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different. I do just need to explain a bit here.

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<v Speaker 4>When the paramedids turned up and they couldn't save her life,

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<v Speaker 4>while we're waiting for everything else to happen, they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>we can put Jackie on her body for one and

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<v Speaker 4>she could be laid to rest there.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the same bed.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard my wife yesterday, Mate, one of those quiet

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<v Speaker 4>phone calls where your dad can't hear me. Right now,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't need to worry about buying a bad bed

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<v Speaker 4>off Like I said, what about Nana's bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want Nana's bed. I mean polite. She didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say Nana's bed.

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<v Speaker 4>There was another word in there, Okay, but I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>trying to be sensitive at the moment. But she said

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<v Speaker 4>I do not want my Nana's bed. And then I

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<v Speaker 4>heard my wife going, my wife should be hired to

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<v Speaker 4>do sales here. What a great way of dealing with

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<v Speaker 4>an objection, and you do sales training for this. She goes,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want that. It's just it's just a bit spooky.

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<v Speaker 4>She goes, Yes, you could see her like that, or

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<v Speaker 4>you could see it like every time you lay down

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<v Speaker 4>your bed, my nana's got my back and I was thinking, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>Ruby's boyfriend's gonna love that's out over your shoulder, my nana,

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<v Speaker 4>She thinks, I head back back. If I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>make it a great form of conception, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You could think that. Maybe you could think my nana's

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<v Speaker 2>got my bag all snuggling from when did she end up?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you moving Nana's bed next week?

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<v Speaker 2>Or you go to the bed shop.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're selling a bed on Facebook marketplace, it's likely

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<v Speaker 4>mind doorgey buying it this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't judge me for this. Gordy ran away from

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<v Speaker 3>home yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, we god, they've grown so quick.

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<v Speaker 3>He's only two, he's two and a half years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did he go?

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<v Speaker 3>So we came out and we came back from a

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<v Speaker 3>walk with the dog. And he loves to at the

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<v Speaker 3>moment be in charge of closing the door. So as

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<v Speaker 3>I'm putting the dog at the backyard and hanging up

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<v Speaker 3>the lead, I hit the door close behind me and think, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he's done his job. He's closed the door. I put

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<v Speaker 3>my feet up on the couch, and a few minutes later.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I will have to judge.

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<v Speaker 3>It is definitely my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing when there's two.

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<v Speaker 4>To about seven, is ain't a lot of time for

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<v Speaker 4>feet up on the couch. You don't see it called

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<v Speaker 4>it's time to put your feet up. Even now at

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<v Speaker 4>seven there's no feet Maybe one there could go lightly

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<v Speaker 4>up there, but they soon have to come off the couch.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm halfway through a game of chess and byankee

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<v Speaker 3>comes in and says, where is.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on a minute? Only he's just on a chet out.

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<v Speaker 2>You're playing chess, which is a quick game.

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<v Speaker 3>I am playing a speed round you and cash roll.

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<v Speaker 5>So what time has lapsed?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think only a few minutes enough? For when

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<v Speaker 3>I ran outside, he's on his bike on the as

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<v Speaker 3>a little pinprick at the end of the street, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>four five hundred meters away. Your heart, Your heart, mussile,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never run so fast, honestly, and I was in cross.

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<v Speaker 2>Not you are even racing a peak, So the.

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<v Speaker 3>Worrying thing knows the fearlessness of it. When I caught

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<v Speaker 3>up with him, he was like Hi. I just kept

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<v Speaker 3>kept moving further away from the house. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>where he would have gone already ever would have turned around.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did you do? What did you say to him?

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<v Speaker 3>I just said, oh, we make sure that next time

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<v Speaker 3>you wait for some like an adult to come with you.

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<v Speaker 2>What about like the boogey Man? Are you an adult?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Yeah, no is me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my word got out. Gordy The Christian O'Connell Show

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<v Speaker 2>podcast