Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast and.
Speaker 2: Christian test.
Speaker 3: Us and six words or less?
Speaker 2: Tell him about your week? Did you paint off? Buy
Speaker 2: flights to Budapest?
Speaker 4: Every week it gets more random and random about what
Speaker 4: what world do you think our listeners have those exotic lifestyles.
Speaker 4: The other one it was they were praying or zorbie.
Speaker 3: And actually, if you did buy tickets to Budapest, it's
Speaker 3: too creepy, like, yeah, how does the guy on the
Speaker 3: radio know what I've been Yes.
Speaker 4: Painting, I'll give him. It's so specific white Budapest, passy.
Speaker 4: What's your six word weekend? When we spoke to you Friday,
Speaker 4: you were talking about how were you and already were
Speaker 4: headed off to the Melbourne Royal Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eight hour way around the show. Gosh, gone are
Speaker 1: the days at the Melbourne Royal Show where you just get,
Speaker 1: you know, a cold bucket of chips and some dimmies.
Speaker 1: The food on offer at the show now is just,
Speaker 1: honestly it's like Master.
Speaker 2: Chef rest in Peace, Anthony More day.
Speaker 3: We sat down for a degas station by the show
Speaker 3: dogs right here at Fleming and Chef Callded you've.
Speaker 1: Got your dag with dogs and all that, you know,
Speaker 1: the fairy fluss, all the usual fair but had this massive,
Speaker 1: big smoker.
Speaker 5: There was too many choices, too many.
Speaker 2: So what did you have? What did what? Got to?
Speaker 2: By the way, so let me just understand, who's there?
Speaker 2: Cresta where I love?
Speaker 4: No, we never leave a dad down, but you guys
Speaker 4: do well.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of walking to be had, isn't there?
Speaker 5: At the ascot First we gave you.
Speaker 2: A wheelchair and push the eaten push.
Speaker 1: No, I think he's into something on Netflix, so he
Speaker 1: sort of excused himself.
Speaker 4: Laptop because you can also lock it.
Speaker 1: No, we got there, so gates opened about ten got
Speaker 1: their first point of call was like it was last year,
Speaker 1: the doll whip double double decker bus. So doll whip,
Speaker 1: if you're not across it is like pineapple flavored soft serve.
Speaker 1: It is the best thing.
Speaker 2: Sits cotton, am.
Speaker 1: No, thank you all think of it like you know,
Speaker 1: a frozen yogurt or something. But that was amazing and
Speaker 1: you can't normally get it outside beautiful, So we had
Speaker 1: one of those.
Speaker 4: In my mind, they wiping their mouths and chucking it aside,
Speaker 4: just actually chucking it not just throwing it and.
Speaker 2: Then springs in like NRL.
Speaker 4: On.
Speaker 2: Me got helmets on in my mind as well, elbow pads.
Speaker 4: And shoulders, barging people out the way, clotheslining other families.
Speaker 5: I just got a little small cup.
Speaker 1: Audrey decided this year she'd get a hollowed out They
Speaker 1: do like a pineapple, hollow it out with that.
Speaker 4: So I bet the kids there, I bet it's just
Speaker 4: like buying post lunch. This is a slump kids in
Speaker 4: post sugar. Hayes piles mountains of kids sugar crash.
Speaker 5: At the gate on the way out.
Speaker 1: At the other end of the day, they've got a massive,
Speaker 1: big stand of fairy floss and popcorn. And I said
Speaker 1: to a little traveler, you know, the kids bouncing on
Speaker 1: the car roof on.
Speaker 4: The way home, mums and dans andrying to get them
Speaker 4: in the little car seats.
Speaker 3: Eating out of pineapples is not even convenient. They're so
Speaker 3: awkwards whole it's spiky.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all right, she managed to.
Speaker 4: All right, So it starts at ten o'clock with the serve. Right,
Speaker 4: that's your that's your opener, that's your live Now. Then
Speaker 4: what opens next?
Speaker 1: Then I thought, I do feel like a cup of tea,
Speaker 1: you know, getting through the traffic and everything.
Speaker 5: So I went over to the c w A ladies
Speaker 5: who make a mean scone. They're making about two thousand
Speaker 5: days poor.
Speaker 4: Then she got one thing she wanted and then going
Speaker 4: to hang out with old people having a cup of tea.
Speaker 1: Beautiful cup of tea, two scones with jam and cream.
Speaker 2: They were a little light on the were there any
Speaker 2: other people there was?
Speaker 4: Normally that's where the Nannis Go've just got a bit
Speaker 4: overwhelmed that would go and sit down a bit faint.
Speaker 1: Then when we walked out of there, straight in front
Speaker 1: of us was like our sister station Kiss had food
Speaker 1: vans because they were big sponsors as well.
Speaker 2: In our town.
Speaker 4: But they're not really here, but they've got they've got
Speaker 4: food store there.
Speaker 1: Well you know what there was there was Kyle's Elvis
Speaker 1: Berger Aspirational, which Audrey wanted to try and it was disgusting.
Speaker 1: It was two Crispy Kreme donuts with a chicken fillt
Speaker 1: like crumbed.
Speaker 4: Just because not getting enough listeners here, don't kill off
Speaker 4: the watch you've got as an act of punishments like
Speaker 4: the Uni bomb of radio.
Speaker 3: So the Krispy qreens are the bun.
Speaker 5: That's the bun. And then it had made.
Speaker 2: Chicken fill in between chicken fill it.
Speaker 1: In the minute and in the middle, and heaps of
Speaker 1: fitting sick heaps of syrup over the.
Speaker 4: Your jaw, upper and lower mandibles to even get that in, I.
Speaker 1: Reckon Kyle has one three times a day. That's like
Speaker 1: a staple foot.
Speaker 2: So did you did you have I did not have it?
Speaker 1: And Audrey had like two bites of it and then
Speaker 1: pull no. So that was the Elvisberger. Kyle's Elvisberger.
Speaker 3: Then are you still hungrier after a.
Speaker 5: Couple of rides? It's like the hungry call.
Speaker 4: Then if that's me, I'm into human sprinklet of everywhere,
Speaker 4: everybody who's at the Melbourne Royal Show.
Speaker 2: How did you keep it all in?
Speaker 5: She had a couple of rides.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: I watched from a distance, and then she was hungry.
Speaker 1: You know what kids like, I'm hungry, it's just interest eaten.
Speaker 1: So then she had a barbecue chicken skewer over in
Speaker 1: the master chef kitchen corner.
Speaker 2: Yes, they must have been terrified.
Speaker 5: And I had a corn on the cob, which was amazing.
Speaker 5: It was drizzled with.
Speaker 1: Coconut milk and then it had like a chilly salt
Speaker 1: sprinkle with coconut.
Speaker 5: Over the top. It was crudible, incredible. So we just
Speaker 5: ate our way around the show.
Speaker 4: So basically, I just want to get this right. It
Speaker 4: feels like a tour of the Wonka factory. You had
Speaker 4: one ride, no.
Speaker 5: Well she had a few more than that.
Speaker 2: She did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was intermingled with some rides. We evened it.
Speaker 3: Out and did you get your photo with the land
Speaker 3: We got the fight well, well done, mission accomplishment and
Speaker 3: then took a bite out of the line.
Speaker 2: Yes just head like you mouth, that's not one of
Speaker 2: the foods. The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Over the last couple of days. Then my daughter finally
Speaker 4: got her first ever house share, so exciting, and we
Speaker 4: get the keys this Thursday and we start to move
Speaker 4: her in. She's just done too, she's almost done two
Speaker 4: years at the university. So it's her and two mates
Speaker 4: and they Nikilawi's time. They're all going to be living
Speaker 4: together and so we meant to measure up on Friday
Speaker 4: and we've got a begbaro steel now to put because
Speaker 4: obviously it's a house share it's unfurnished. So twelve weeks
Speaker 4: ago my mother in law passed away. It means we've
Speaker 4: been going through a lot of the stuff. So Rubina
Speaker 4: housemates can have Jackie's old TV and her fridgement. It
Speaker 4: is great. One thing that Ruby does not want, very
Speaker 4: understandably is Nana's old bed.
Speaker 2: It's different. I do just need to explain a bit here.
Speaker 4: When the paramedids turned up and they couldn't save her life,
Speaker 4: while we're waiting for everything else to happen, they said, oh,
Speaker 4: we can put Jackie on her body for one and
Speaker 4: she could be laid to rest there.
Speaker 2: That is the same bed.
Speaker 4: I heard my wife yesterday, Mate, one of those quiet
Speaker 4: phone calls where your dad can't hear me. Right now,
Speaker 4: we don't need to worry about buying a bad bed
Speaker 4: off Like I said, what about Nana's bed.
Speaker 2: I don't want Nana's bed. I mean polite. She didn't
Speaker 2: say Nana's bed.
Speaker 4: There was another word in there, Okay, but I'm just
Speaker 4: trying to be sensitive at the moment. But she said
Speaker 4: I do not want my Nana's bed. And then I
Speaker 4: heard my wife going, my wife should be hired to
Speaker 4: do sales here. What a great way of dealing with
Speaker 4: an objection, and you do sales training for this. She goes,
Speaker 4: I don't want that. It's just it's just a bit spooky.
Speaker 4: She goes, Yes, you could see her like that, or
Speaker 4: you could see it like every time you lay down
Speaker 4: your bed, my nana's got my back and I was thinking, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Ruby's boyfriend's gonna love that's out over your shoulder, my nana,
Speaker 4: She thinks, I head back back. If I'm going to
Speaker 4: make it a great form of conception, Yes.
Speaker 2: You could think that. Maybe you could think my nana's
Speaker 2: got my bag all snuggling from when did she end up?
Speaker 3: Are you moving Nana's bed next week?
Speaker 2: Or you go to the bed shop.
Speaker 4: If you're selling a bed on Facebook marketplace, it's likely
Speaker 4: mind doorgey buying it this week.
Speaker 2: Jackie boy, what's your six word weekend?
Speaker 3: Okay, don't judge me for this. Gordy ran away from
Speaker 3: home yesterday.
Speaker 2: Wow, we god, they've grown so quick.
Speaker 3: He's only two, he's two and a half years old.
Speaker 2: Where did he go?
Speaker 3: So we came out and we came back from a
Speaker 3: walk with the dog. And he loves to at the
Speaker 3: moment be in charge of closing the door. So as
Speaker 3: I'm putting the dog at the backyard and hanging up
Speaker 3: the lead, I hit the door close behind me and think, Okay,
Speaker 3: he's done his job. He's closed the door. I put
Speaker 3: my feet up on the couch, and a few minutes later.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I will have to judge.
Speaker 3: It is definitely my fault.
Speaker 2: The thing when there's two.
Speaker 4: To about seven, is ain't a lot of time for
Speaker 4: feet up on the couch. You don't see it called
Speaker 4: it's time to put your feet up. Even now at
Speaker 4: seven there's no feet Maybe one there could go lightly
Speaker 4: up there, but they soon have to come off the couch.
Speaker 3: So I'm halfway through a game of chess and byankee
Speaker 3: comes in and says, where is.
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute? Only he's just on a chet out.
Speaker 2: You're playing chess, which is a quick game.
Speaker 3: I am playing a speed round you and cash roll.
Speaker 5: So what time has lapsed?
Speaker 3: Do you think only a few minutes enough? For when
Speaker 3: I ran outside, he's on his bike on the as
Speaker 3: a little pinprick at the end of the street, maybe
Speaker 3: four five hundred meters away. Your heart, Your heart, mussile,
Speaker 3: I've never run so fast, honestly, and I was in cross.
Speaker 2: Not you are even racing a peak, So the.
Speaker 3: Worrying thing knows the fearlessness of it. When I caught
Speaker 3: up with him, he was like Hi. I just kept
Speaker 3: kept moving further away from the house. I don't know
Speaker 3: where he would have gone already ever would have turned around.
Speaker 2: So what did you do? What did you say to him?
Speaker 3: I just said, oh, we make sure that next time
Speaker 3: you wait for some like an adult to come with you.
Speaker 2: What about like the boogey Man? Are you an adult?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, no is me?
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