WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - Felix's mum has got it going on

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<v Speaker 2>Can you beat box for me again?

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<v Speaker 3>Life on Cat?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so lame.

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<v Speaker 3>To do it and set it up as in, like,

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<v Speaker 3>what's that thing you can do again? And then when

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<v Speaker 3>I do it, you go, that's so fucking lame.

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<v Speaker 2>At what point of your life did you teach yourself

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<v Speaker 2>how to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>When I was a stoner in grade nine? What was

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<v Speaker 3>his name? Is it Razelle? No idea? He's like a

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<v Speaker 3>famous beatboxer.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, no one listening to this will know who that is.

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<v Speaker 3>In high school, it gave you a lot of street

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<v Speaker 3>cred being able to beat box.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you pick up chicks because you could beatbox?

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<v Speaker 3>No? But not if your guy friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, there's always positive.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at your face. You're so disgusted right now. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>never do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi guys, and we'll welcome back to another episode a

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<v Speaker 2>very special episode of life on cut because it's bat

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<v Speaker 2>chunk cut and I'm joined, I'm Maddie Jay.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great to be here in this absolute sauna of

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<v Speaker 3>a bedroom all my days. This is very painful right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we moved the recording after the abomination. That was

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<v Speaker 2>the last record that we did. It sounds like, and

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<v Speaker 2>I want to apologize. Monday's record sounds like we recorded

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<v Speaker 2>in a kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where we always record.

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<v Speaker 2>Give there sound acoustics of a kitchen are particularly bad.

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<v Speaker 3>And you've now forced us to record in a sauna

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<v Speaker 3>with a heat turned on. Football. We're sitting in our

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<v Speaker 3>undies right now in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>We're sitting in our undies. This is as intimate as

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<v Speaker 2>it gets. The reason why we're in here is because

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<v Speaker 2>I think this has the best acoustics. But it's also

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<v Speaker 2>very hot, and I can't allow Matt to put the

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<v Speaker 2>air conditioning on. So we've already had a fight before

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<v Speaker 2>we even started his episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Dying right now and she won't even let me drink

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<v Speaker 3>gin because she's like, it's making too much noise. The

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<v Speaker 3>ice is wrapping.

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<v Speaker 2>She did not go on have a little refreshing sip

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<v Speaker 2>right now I'm tied up. What was that, Matt. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>we started this episode with a bicker. We'll probably bicker

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<v Speaker 2>a bit more. We'll probably get drunk as it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys already know the and how this all unfolds.

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<v Speaker 3>Or I don't get drunk. I have one drink at most,

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<v Speaker 3>and you watch me. It's very civilized. You, on the

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<v Speaker 3>other other hand, gosh, you're a hot mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you knew that when you chose.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I didn't all. I was like, she looks

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<v Speaker 3>like a lovely, sweet young lady. A little did I know?

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<v Speaker 2>I washed my feet in the sink.

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<v Speaker 3>You wash your feet in the sink. You're very rashy,

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<v Speaker 3>and you sweat a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have a rash, but I have a forehead rash.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a heat rash. It's yeah, Look, I don't look

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<v Speaker 2>my most attractive right now. And also my bum is

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<v Speaker 2>sticking to the painted lemonade on this chair. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we digress, and this is what we do to bring

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<v Speaker 2>you the goods. We have watched so much Bachelotte once again,

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<v Speaker 2>so that you don't have.

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<v Speaker 3>To a couple of big episodes, dozies. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna I'm gonna preface this and say, of

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<v Speaker 3>the last two episodes, I think it's EP ten EPI eleven,

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<v Speaker 3>the best is at the very very end end of

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<v Speaker 3>EPI eleven is great.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that there were some pretty stella moments throughout

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<v Speaker 2>both episodes. I enjoyed this, and we watched that.

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<v Speaker 3>You enjoyed ten. Oh it's a little ten. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a little slow, if I'm being really brilli honest, right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we just didn't do anything for you. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you said that about seventeen times on Mondays. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>not doing anything for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want a bit of the drama.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's all coming since on Monday's episode you paid

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<v Speaker 2>me out so much about my omnilux purchase, which, mind you,

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<v Speaker 2>I have been using every single day, might also explain

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<v Speaker 2>why I have rush in my face.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows, Actually that's where the rash is coming from.

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<v Speaker 2>It's meant to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you fell asleep with it on last night? And

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<v Speaker 3>I had to be like, Laura, can you please turn

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<v Speaker 3>that off? The entire room is illuminated bright red, and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, that's not that bad. It could be that

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<v Speaker 3>it makes a little humming noise. Also like.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be that it fell asleep with it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then my face started to get sweaty because it's literally plastic. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I glad to wrap my skin in to

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<v Speaker 2>crito sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>The good thing is, though any mosquitoes in the room

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<v Speaker 3>do get attracted to it, they didn't die, just it's

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<v Speaker 3>like a little I.

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<v Speaker 2>Come home today and Matt's also made a purchase. He's

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<v Speaker 2>purchased the stupidest It's a seat for Lola.

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<v Speaker 3>It's practical.

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<v Speaker 2>It's to go on top of his shoulders. Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like a child backpack. It's a seat that you

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<v Speaker 2>put on your shoulders that your infant child is supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to sit in. It is the dumbest invention I have

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<v Speaker 2>ever seen. Lola is petrified of it, and I cannot

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<v Speaker 2>believe the hypocrisy of somebody who paid me out for

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<v Speaker 2>buying a stupid item online and you just did the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well my item cost a fraction of what yours cost,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's very practical because we're going on another trip

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<v Speaker 3>in a few weeks time. Lola weighs a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>as a small baby, as a small melon, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>hard it's hard to carry one with one arm. She's

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<v Speaker 3>obviously too small to go on my shoulders, so this

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<v Speaker 3>allows the babies to go on my back, on my shoulders,

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<v Speaker 3>but it braces them in. It's genius. Lola is going

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<v Speaker 3>to take a little bit of convincing because she hates it.

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<v Speaker 3>But Marley liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she didn't. Okay, neither of the kids like it.

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<v Speaker 2>That works, screaming daddy, get me down. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>You enjoy that. You fucking love that, don't you. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, here, Lola, do you want to try

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<v Speaker 3>the backpack?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, you don't, Lolla. That looks horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>You literally you literally are.

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<v Speaker 2>It's spat in at first, No, you you.

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<v Speaker 3>Popped a balloon in her face. You bought balloons from

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<v Speaker 3>the convenience store. And then as I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 3>my one on one time with the kids, you pop

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<v Speaker 3>the balloons in their faces and you're like, out, You're

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<v Speaker 3>so evil.

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<v Speaker 2>It was an accident. Okay, let's get into unpacking the Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ten ridiculous. Ten Well ten starts off discussing something

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<v Speaker 2>that really has been the common thread throughout every single baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh does it just needs to go away.

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<v Speaker 3>It does need to go away.

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<v Speaker 2>And what are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Polyamory?

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<v Speaker 2>It's back again.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if people who are actually polyamorous, that is

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<v Speaker 3>that the right word? Yes, I wonder if they're even

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<v Speaker 3>watching this going Oh God's sake.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I think people who are in open relationships are

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<v Speaker 2>watching this absolute hit show of an open relationship go down.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's not us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like, we, well, that does not represent us,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's I mean, we'll get into it. It's confusing,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think it's a poor representation of an open relationship,

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<v Speaker 2>and I actually think it does a disservice to people

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<v Speaker 2>who are doing open relationships. Well, thank you for coming

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<v Speaker 2>to my ted to talk. But anyway, straight into Felix

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<v Speaker 2>and Jess on a segue.

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<v Speaker 3>How good does tangalooma Island look?

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<v Speaker 2>This episode is brought to you by.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole time, I was like, that place looks fucking great.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is Tangaluma Island? How did you even know that

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it was?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it starts off there's like a beautiful little boat

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<v Speaker 3>and it says tangaloom Island Resort, and then it cuts

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<v Speaker 3>to Felix and jess on a segway on the beach,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought to myself, we should go there on

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<v Speaker 3>a holiday. Looks lovely you are. I could take the

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<v Speaker 3>back back there.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a giant dork. Has anyone ever told you that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry, I want to take our kids on

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<v Speaker 3>a holiday somewhere i'll enjoy. Why are you shaming me

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<v Speaker 3>for that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that you're big boxing with a shoulder pack

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<v Speaker 2>on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Same You didn't get that on The Bachelor, DiDio.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a big, strong man and you're my man,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm proud of you, and yes, I love you.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyways, there's a part of me that wishes I was

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<v Speaker 3>six foot five like Felix. And also he's very funny

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<v Speaker 3>on this date, don't you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Felix is actually quite funny. Like we've said

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<v Speaker 2>on the last episode, this episode, the redemption arc is back.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he perfect? No, he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, We're all a work in progress.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, every time I'm with Jessica, I find myself opening

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<v Speaker 3>up to try new things, like I'm dabbling in polyamory

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<v Speaker 3>for crush sake. I think he just wants jess to

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<v Speaker 3>peg him. How do you think he's like, what are

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<v Speaker 3>we going to be into next? Like, this week it's polyamory.

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<v Speaker 3>Next week you're fisting me. Who knows? Who knows where

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<v Speaker 3>we'll take this. Good on Felix for being so open minded.

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<v Speaker 2>He is is ready to explore your things. Except he's

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<v Speaker 2>not that open mind really, Like I mean, he wants

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<v Speaker 2>to pick Jess at the end. It's so very obvious.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, he's upset with that. And this is the

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<v Speaker 3>first time that I've really seen Felix and Jest together

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<v Speaker 3>and thought, ah, they could be a.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple, except that she has a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Except Damien's just snorkeling in the background, and it's like, Damien,

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<v Speaker 3>we can fucking see you, mate. Oh god, literally, Damien

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<v Speaker 3>is everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Next up is a date between Keiki and Thomas and

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<v Speaker 2>now kicking and Thomas. These are the very last single

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<v Speaker 2>dates as well of the entire season. Mine you sit,

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<v Speaker 2>these are really important. You got to make the most

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<v Speaker 2>of every second together because, as we all know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>been rammed down our throats. There is an engagement coming.

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<v Speaker 2>So Keeky and Thomas are sitting down and having a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a romantic time together.

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<v Speaker 3>What were they doing again?

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting like, where were they picnicking? I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like two hours ago that we rewatched it. Yeah, sorry, continue.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, not important. Kicking and Thomas are sitting down and

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<v Speaker 2>Thomas has realized he really wants to have kids and

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<v Speaker 2>they haven't had. He hasn't really gotten any clear answers

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<v Speaker 2>out of Kiki, so instead of asking her a direct

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<v Speaker 2>question like, hey, can we just talk about it again?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to have kids? Could you see yourself

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<v Speaker 2>having kids with me? Old meditation boy gets asked what

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<v Speaker 2>do you see in your future? And well, he has

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<v Speaker 2>this to say.

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<v Speaker 4>The way that I see this with you is that

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<v Speaker 4>after this and we kind of like take our time

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<v Speaker 4>to really live every single moment, get to know each

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<v Speaker 4>other more and experiencing the creation of life with each

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<v Speaker 4>other and just growing.

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<v Speaker 5>It.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that. I love that, you know. It's almost

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a great way of asking the question without

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<v Speaker 3>obviously asking the question. He could even say things like

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<v Speaker 3>do you like being really tired and exhausted all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>Just testing the waters for where she's at.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that was funny, but I didn't know where you

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<v Speaker 2>were going with it. So I was a bit like,

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<v Speaker 2>where is this going? Can you say that last week?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like you to not laugh at my joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Be in the moment, Laura, Be in the moment, in

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<v Speaker 3>the moment you're thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>About the joke.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and just trust that I will deliver something

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<v Speaker 3>that's quite funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it wasn't that funny, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me try it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So instead of Thomas just saying I want to

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<v Speaker 2>have kids, he says I would like to experience the

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<v Speaker 2>creation of life with each other and just growing it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's beautiful. That's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Been growing a child, like growing a human, growing the relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's very ambiguous, experience.

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<v Speaker 3>The creation of life? Shit, what does that even mean?

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds good, though, I wonder if he really knows

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<v Speaker 3>what he's saying or if he's just like, this sounds good.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel yeah, I really dribble this out. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to experience a creation of life. Imagine if I said

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<v Speaker 3>that to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>This reminds me of just like reading a horoscope, like

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<v Speaker 2>it says everything and it says nothing. Thomas is a

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<v Speaker 2>walk horoscope. So Kiki is confused. Thomas confused.

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<v Speaker 3>Kick is like what and what do you want to do?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they end up buying a plant and now we

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<v Speaker 2>go in so what they get a plant together to

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<v Speaker 2>experience life?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah I thought I was.

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<v Speaker 3>For a second. I was like, they buy a.

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<v Speaker 2>Plant, they planted a plant, and they experience the creation

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<v Speaker 2>of life and growing it. Gotcha, that's you know, people

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<v Speaker 2>or a human.

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<v Speaker 3>People must be so confused right now, like what what

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<v Speaker 3>is the recap? And what is a joke? We don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm as confused as you guys are.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we talk about Jed?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my beloved Jed.

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<v Speaker 2>What does Jed do? You have to look at your notes?

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<v Speaker 2>Jed goes on a date with Angela, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>this is so close to the end now, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think that for Jed, he really has taken the experiment seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>So this last single day with Angela is so important

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<v Speaker 3>to establish that relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? We have a lot to talk about still.

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<v Speaker 2>Jed's supposed to be proposing in a week's time. They're

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<v Speaker 2>getting married in a week's time, and he is saying

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<v Speaker 2>this single date is so important to establish a relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe this proposal bullshit for one second. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so confused, so trying to tease it too much. Isn't

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<v Speaker 3>like there will be a proposal, And now it's like

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<v Speaker 3>there may be a proposal. Now it's just like there

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<v Speaker 3>is a ring. It's like, God, is there going to

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<v Speaker 3>be a proposal or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, nobody except for Leah wants to be proposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a single person in our house.

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<v Speaker 3>Liz like, I'll accept a ring from any one of

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<v Speaker 3>you three, don't care who it is. Anyone want one.

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<v Speaker 2>But honestly, it's actually batshit crazy. Like they've been in

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<v Speaker 2>there for seven weeks, and I think that that's what

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<v Speaker 2>they said, seven weeks in total. If you propose to me,

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<v Speaker 2>did you ever think about it, I'm trying to think bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have a moment where you were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck it, I'll just propose we can break up of it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think I was being very sensible. I think

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<v Speaker 3>now now, if like thirty five year old Matt went

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<v Speaker 3>on The Bachelor, I'll be like, fuck it, I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm knowing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, in hindsight, it worked out quite well. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's easy to say that now.

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<v Speaker 3>But at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if you propose to me, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>said no.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I really do think you'd have to be absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>that shit crazy in the Bachelor to drop an ee unless.

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<v Speaker 2>No offense to anyone who drops Blake Garby.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, mate, don't better throw daggers at you over there.

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<v Speaker 3>I do. I think you really need to be in

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<v Speaker 3>the real world because it's just, you know, Maths is

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<v Speaker 3>different Mass because you're with the one person the entire

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<v Speaker 3>way through.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and they do get married at the very beginning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so we're coming to the end of the single dates,

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<v Speaker 2>but we do go back to Jessica and Felix's date

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<v Speaker 2>one more time, just to have a little recap to

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<v Speaker 2>try and establish where jess is at, because, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>the girl talks in circles, and understanding where jess is

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<v Speaker 2>at in her relationship is more confusing than listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast episode.

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<v Speaker 5>Like sometimes when I look at you, especially I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>especially when you're like, oh, from the distance, Like I think,

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<v Speaker 5>like I could legitimately fall like in love with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, Why so far away? I don't get it. Why

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<v Speaker 3>not when she's up close?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I feel like when she's up close, she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, no, no decision. But when he's off in the

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<v Speaker 2>distance a little bit blurry and she's a little bit drunk,

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, I could have sex with that. I could

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<v Speaker 2>do this anyway. We've all been there, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Jess. Isn't she amazing? She's great.

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<v Speaker 2>She's possibly the most confused person that's ever been on

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<v Speaker 2>the Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 3>And obviously, at this point, it's so obvious that Felix

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<v Speaker 3>is obsessed with Jess.

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<v Speaker 2>But and I've said it before, the reason why he's

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<v Speaker 2>obsessed with her is because he wants to win. And

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<v Speaker 2>I will get more into that later, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>that this is all a game of chase for Felix.

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<v Speaker 2>The other thing, as well, is in the golden days

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<v Speaker 2>in the old Bachelor, the jeopardy that we used to

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<v Speaker 2>have with Mark in my day, Mark and mid the

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<v Speaker 2>jeopardy used to have was like someone lived in Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>and the other person lived in Melbourne. Now we've got

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<v Speaker 2>someone who lives in Townsville, someone who lives in Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've got a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they've really ramped up the jeopardy, haven't they. They

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<v Speaker 3>sure did, So, who's an ex girl. She's passed away.

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<v Speaker 3>But mom, dad, this is Samantha, who I really love,

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<v Speaker 3>although she's not living. That's what it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait for next year's Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have to unpack that one?

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is the last season.

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<v Speaker 2>We say that every year, so that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. A group dates.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a group date.

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<v Speaker 3>Group dates, and do you know what I love about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Remind me what happened because I've forgotten.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a sexologist.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Juliet Allan? How did I forget? Yes, we have

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<v Speaker 2>interviewed Juliet Allan on the podcast before, so when I

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<v Speaker 2>saw her pop up on my screen, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't this a moment of synchronicity?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what they normally do. There's been this

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<v Speaker 3>old man who I think has done the last I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to say, four seasons of The Bachelor. He's the

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you remember there, so bear with me.

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<v Speaker 3>He's the human lie detector. Do you remember him? And

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<v Speaker 3>then the year before that, he was like a former FBIA.

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<v Speaker 3>Before that, he was like a sex coach. Before that,

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<v Speaker 3>he was a chef.

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<v Speaker 2>So we joked about this on the last season of Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 2>That whenever they get an expert.

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<v Speaker 3>On as an actor, that's a workstut.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and they never ever ever have the skill

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<v Speaker 2>set that they say that they have.

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<v Speaker 3>Because we had this, we had on a hard day,

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<v Speaker 3>the psychic and she wasn't a psychic, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Because she came back several seasons later as a love coach. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, but Juliet Allen is actually a sex and

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<v Speaker 2>love coach because we've had her on the podcast. She's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>She's spoken about sex and lobido and loads of different

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<v Speaker 2>things in the past. Also, she had a really saucy

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<v Speaker 2>episode all around tantry sex like group sex thing that

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<v Speaker 2>she did and it was fucking wild. Go listen to

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<v Speaker 2>that episode. But they sit down with Juliet to get

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<v Speaker 2>a bit more of an insight and to unpack some

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<v Speaker 2>of the hairy, scary, dramatic questions that are going on

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<v Speaker 2>in their relationships and for general, Lysia, who are the

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<v Speaker 2>very first couple that sit down on the couch. The

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<v Speaker 2>big jeopardy, the big cliffhanger, The big scary thing is

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<v Speaker 2>that Alicia actually is in a right frame of mind

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<v Speaker 2>and doesn't want to get engaged to at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of this she just wants to have a lovely boyfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>have a lovely, normal life date, and that seems to

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<v Speaker 2>be a big problem.

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<v Speaker 6>I understanding engagement is a big decision.

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<v Speaker 3>It does mean something to me.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a sign of commitment.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a weird one. They're trying to make something

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<v Speaker 3>out of nothing here because Alicia is like, Hey, Jed,

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<v Speaker 3>I really really like you. I'm falling in love with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see a great future. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to say yes to a proposal on a TV show,

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<v Speaker 3>but I really want to date you. And Jed's like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, but hard I see I think this, like

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<v Speaker 2>if he's actually genuinely using this as like, well, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what I want because I need someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>prepared to commit to a proposal for me. That's either

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<v Speaker 2>being pushed by producers or it's a real sign of immaturity,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're not picking a relationship because somebody's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be ready to get married after seven weeks, do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like that's more about winning the Bachelor

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<v Speaker 2>rather than picking the person who's right for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, maybe there could be that pressure from Felix who's like, yep, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a little fucking proposed. Bro. Are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>do it?

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<v Speaker 5>Jed?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh? And Felix is like yes, no, I mustay we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to experience a life together. And then Jed's going, shit,

0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.399
<v Speaker 3>I need to propose as well. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>be the only one not proposing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but what if he ends up choosing somebody Like

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<v Speaker 2>could you imagine if you chose the other person just

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<v Speaker 2>because they were the more willing person to say that

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<v Speaker 2>they would get married.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's the other person? Again? It's Angela, Angela.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like a trick question.

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<v Speaker 3>And there is Courtney in the mix. Let's not forget that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But in this episode there are some people who get

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<v Speaker 3>zero ware time. Yeah, like Courtney? Was she in the

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<v Speaker 3>episode yet? The end? But group date Nah didn't see.

0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Her irrelevant because we knew she's going to eat herself

0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:51.200
<v Speaker 2>at the end. Anyway, she's out and she's out.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like timers, chicken, Come on, Cotney, how you're still

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<v Speaker 3>there for a moment? Can we just talk about a

0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.760
<v Speaker 3>love story which was once blossoming? It was beautiful, it

0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.760
<v Speaker 3>was lovely, and it is now a steaming pile of

0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.080
<v Speaker 3>shit took the words right out of my mouth. Thank you,

0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.000
<v Speaker 3>thank you. It's disgusting to watch on the screen.

0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:10.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's not that bad, but poor Keiky and Thomas. God,

0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.240
<v Speaker 2>the wheels really fell off that way with the Flora.

0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:14.600
<v Speaker 3>Get them off the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>So we need to apologize. I think it's this point

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<v Speaker 2>in the episode where we need to tell you that

0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:22.959
<v Speaker 2>it's so obvious that we have no fucking idea what

0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:26.159
<v Speaker 2>we're talking about. Because both Matt Night were convinced that

0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Kiki was going to be there at the end. We

0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:29.680
<v Speaker 2>were like, so convinced. I think I even said I

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<v Speaker 2>might eat my own shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I also said, oh my god, you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 3>eat your own shit tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I also said the same thing about Crystal, so I

0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:41.480
<v Speaker 2>might have shit entree and shit mains delicious sorted. They

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<v Speaker 2>both went home. So it's so obvious that we do

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<v Speaker 2>not know what we're talking about.

0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:47.040
<v Speaker 3>There must be a new editor working over there at

0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:49.840
<v Speaker 3>Channel ten. They're doing a very good job keeping us guessing,

0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:50.680
<v Speaker 3>aren't they They are.

0:20:50.800 --> 0:20:53.399
<v Speaker 2>But I would like to say one thing. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it is very admirable of Kiki that she didn't just

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<v Speaker 2>say what Thomas wanted her to say, because you know,

0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:02.200
<v Speaker 2>it's so easy easy to lie. It's so easy to

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<v Speaker 2>just be like, yeah, but you know, I can see

0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:07.359
<v Speaker 2>myself having two kids, and then just never get frank.

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<v Speaker 3>Just do it, Jess, and just be like, maybe I

0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.399
<v Speaker 3>think maybe I could have kids.

0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Just talk in circles and say that's children. You know,

0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:18.320
<v Speaker 2>it's a really empowering idea. And you know we have

0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:22.120
<v Speaker 2>such an amazing connection, and children just really grow that connection,

0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:24.280
<v Speaker 2>and you know you're gonna love my kids. She didn't

0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:25.840
<v Speaker 2>answer the question. That's all you have to do. Just

0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:27.800
<v Speaker 2>don't answer the question by answering the question with a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of words.

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<v Speaker 3>Just say I want to enjoy the recreation of life

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<v Speaker 3>with you. And then even Thomas is like, what the

0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:36.920
<v Speaker 3>fuck does that mean? The sexologist is like, you guys

0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:44.000
<v Speaker 3>are cooked, get out of here. Felix Felix speaking of cooked. No, no, no, no, no.

0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.440
<v Speaker 3>He's great, isn't it. He comes out with his fucking zingers.

0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:49.880
<v Speaker 2>He does a good interview, He's got a few good

0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:52.520
<v Speaker 2>liners in there, doesn't he. But he's just so on

0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:55.560
<v Speaker 2>the jest train, and he's just so bedazzled by her

0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.239
<v Speaker 2>little jewelly face and her blue eyes. He just the

0:21:58.280 --> 0:21:59.920
<v Speaker 2>poor thing talking.

0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:04.360
<v Speaker 3>About Felix and Kiki. Sorry Felix and Crystal. Felix and Crystal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Felix. I forgot she was.

0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:11.120
<v Speaker 3>Doing because they've got a really obvious problem right now.

0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Questioning with Crystal whether we can push past this friendship status.

0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:17.439
<v Speaker 3>Is there a way of crossing that barrier of just

0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:19.920
<v Speaker 3>sort of sex and laughter. I don't know what kind

0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:22.879
<v Speaker 3>of friends Felix has, but I want some of those friendships.

0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.240
<v Speaker 2>How many people have fucked there?

0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Someone's like, Felix, you know you don't. You're not meant

0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:32.840
<v Speaker 3>to fuck all your friends? And he's like, what do

0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:34.600
<v Speaker 3>you mean? That's that's what friends are for.

0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Right friend Zoneder I fucked her last night. She gets it,

0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:39.440
<v Speaker 2>she knows where she standing.

0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:42.200
<v Speaker 3>I love how we just get these little glimpses into

0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:43.639
<v Speaker 3>what Felix is really like.

0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:45.760
<v Speaker 2>We need to see if this can move past a

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:50.520
<v Speaker 2>friendship because all that we have is sex and laughter. Also,

0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:53.800
<v Speaker 2>does it not make you question because like, and I

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<v Speaker 2>know I've said it on every episode, there has to

0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:59.040
<v Speaker 2>be more that's happened. If all they have is sex

0:22:59.080 --> 0:23:01.000
<v Speaker 2>and laughter, maybe they had sex.

0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:03.480
<v Speaker 3>Maybe they had sex and they've edited it.

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<v Speaker 2>Out because it was too much Crystal. Maybe Crystal's the

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<v Speaker 2>one we need to get on the podcast and get

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:09.560
<v Speaker 2>to the bottom of the lown and dirty.

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:12.200
<v Speaker 3>A lot of people have asked for Crystal to be on.

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I feel like she's the one person who would tell

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<v Speaker 2>us the truth as well, and.

0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:16.440
<v Speaker 3>I feel like she'd be the one person who would

0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:19.919
<v Speaker 3>make a cracking bachelorette because obviously we've teased it and

0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:22.680
<v Speaker 3>it's been peppy throughout this episode. She goes, she's out

0:23:22.680 --> 0:23:24.560
<v Speaker 3>of here. Yeah, she gets let go.

0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:26.720
<v Speaker 2>It was it was a sad moment, wasn't it. But

0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 2>we've got other things to talk about first. So basically,

0:23:29.440 --> 0:23:31.040
<v Speaker 2>ya to get a YadA. Everyone gets a little bit

0:23:31.040 --> 0:23:33.119
<v Speaker 2>of time on the couch to unpack their feelings and

0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 2>where they're out in the relationship, you know, to try

0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:37.359
<v Speaker 2>and get to the bottom of all the deep questions.

0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Once again, it's Felix and jests and show.

0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:42.720
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even want to talk, we have to. It's

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<v Speaker 3>very It's so quick because I'm so exhausted talking about

0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:50.960
<v Speaker 3>those two. I can't, I cannot, I cannot. Laura make

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:52.000
<v Speaker 3>it snappy.

0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:55.160
<v Speaker 2>So Felix basically thirty Seconday Felix aus Jess point blank,

0:23:55.160 --> 0:23:56.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, are you going to break up with Damien

0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:58.359
<v Speaker 2>after this? You're gonna still be with him? And Jess

0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:01.360
<v Speaker 2>talks in circles and doesn't actually confirm that she will

0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 2>leave Damien.

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:04.720
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I still love him, and Felix is like, great,

0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:07.200
<v Speaker 3>so you're breaking up with him tomorrow and she's like, no,

0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:10.360
<v Speaker 3>he's someone I always want my life and he's like sweet,

0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:13.120
<v Speaker 3>so we'll move then to Sydney together. He just doesn't

0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:13.480
<v Speaker 3>get it.

0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:18.080
<v Speaker 5>I will still love Damien, he just won't be my

0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 5>primary partner anymore.

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:23.920
<v Speaker 6>Would there be anything sexual in nature about that relationship

0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 6>with Damien?

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<v Speaker 5>No, So if you and I were to end up

0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:30.000
<v Speaker 5>together at the end, I don't think that I would

0:24:30.040 --> 0:24:32.760
<v Speaker 5>be comfortable having sex with him.

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:36.159
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing more reassuring that getting into a relationship with

0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:40.160
<v Speaker 2>someone and them saying I don't think I would be comfortable, right.

0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:44.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I could do it, but maybe always

0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:45.439
<v Speaker 2>good to keep your options over.

0:24:45.640 --> 0:24:47.639
<v Speaker 3>Did do you think Felix is watching this back and

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:50.680
<v Speaker 3>being like, ah, that's what she was saying.

0:24:50.880 --> 0:24:53.199
<v Speaker 2>I also like how Felix is like no. Jess has

0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:55.119
<v Speaker 2>been very direct with me, and I feel like he

0:24:55.320 --> 0:24:57.640
<v Speaker 2>is going to see this play out and go, hmm

0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:03.000
<v Speaker 2>my bad. Sometimes you see what you want to see. Anyway,

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>we then go into the cocktail party. The cocktail party,

0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:09.200
<v Speaker 2>it should come as no surprise to anyone, and that

0:25:09.440 --> 0:25:12.040
<v Speaker 2>is that there is more chat about polyamory. But the

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 2>reason why this has come up again is because Jess

0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:17.119
<v Speaker 2>drops an absolute.

0:25:16.520 --> 0:25:19.680
<v Speaker 5>Bomb, like, if we're doing long distance school, I don't

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:23.720
<v Speaker 5>know how I'm going to go with no physical intimacy

0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:27.479
<v Speaker 5>for that length of time because I find that I

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:33.000
<v Speaker 5>really disconnect from that person. And that's why my ideal

0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 5>situation is maintaining a physical sexual relationship with.

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:41.639
<v Speaker 3>Damien and Laura. Am I correct in? Because I did

0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:43.439
<v Speaker 3>kind of zone out a little bit when.

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:44.760
<v Speaker 2>You were watching Tiktoks.

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I was so. Felix is under the impression that

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:52.000
<v Speaker 3>if he picks her, no more sexy time between Jess

0:25:52.000 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 3>and Damien. Right, But now in the chat with Abigail,

0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:57.840
<v Speaker 3>she's saying, well, you know, if it's long distance and

0:25:57.880 --> 0:25:59.879
<v Speaker 3>I'm getting bored, I may get a bit of Damien.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what she's saying?

0:26:01.560 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, all right, Abigail is why would.

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:06.719
<v Speaker 2>You say that to the one other person who's dating

0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 2>the same guy, Like, why would you of all the

0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:10.399
<v Speaker 2>women in the house that you could say that to,

0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:11.920
<v Speaker 2>why would you say it to Abigail.

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:15.199
<v Speaker 3>It's like, well, she has a level of naivety. I

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.959
<v Speaker 3>think she's not quite aware of the impact that her

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:21.040
<v Speaker 3>words will have. Like, surely she must realize, but saying

0:26:21.040 --> 0:26:24.360
<v Speaker 3>that to Abigail is huge news, right, I don't even.

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Know if that's like a bit of a game plan

0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:27.159
<v Speaker 2>to get her angry, Like it's so weird.

0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Imagine that actually tugs on on poor Abigail's dress. Hey,

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:35.560
<v Speaker 3>you want to hear something fucked up? Abigail's going? So

0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:37.119
<v Speaker 3>what's that, Jesse, what do you want to tell me?

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:42.520
<v Speaker 3>I still want to have sex with Damien anyway, Babebs,

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.520
<v Speaker 3>Abigail is like, what the hell is going on?

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Abigail is off it, just like everybody else watching and

0:26:48.720 --> 0:26:52.000
<v Speaker 2>talking about polyamorys off it now as well, Wow, let's it.

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Let's get am so quickly quickly, we.

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:57.879
<v Speaker 3>Have to say it. People went home. Courtney grabbed Jed

0:26:57.960 --> 0:27:00.520
<v Speaker 3>aside and was like, you know what, bro, I can

0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:03.240
<v Speaker 3>tell that you love Alyssia so much that I'm wasting

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 3>my time here, And then Jed goes, yeah, you're pretty much. Ah,

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 3>So she gets out of there. Crystal leaves the one

0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 3>who you said was gonna win. Shock, horror, that's a shame.

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 2>She was really upset. Crystal was crying.

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:19.679
<v Speaker 3>I do like Abigail. Okay, I know, I've called her

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 3>the crazy cat lady for a little while, Carrots, carrots

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:25.119
<v Speaker 3>as well, hand on saucy girl. What else did I

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:28.199
<v Speaker 3>call her as well? Oh yeah, she to Mysaurce, I

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 3>do like Abigail. I did think. I did think Cristal

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 3>would be there at the end, and I'm very surprised

0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 3>that he let her go, Like Tilly and Crystal to me,

0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:41.639
<v Speaker 3>two people who had a really strong connection. I know

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 3>that's very cliche. I cannot believe that it's Abigail at

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:46.359
<v Speaker 3>the end. I didn't. I did not see this coming

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 3>at all.

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be okay, I'm fine. Want to get a gin?

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm fine? Yeah? Yeah? Oh wait? Who else went home?

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:58.119
<v Speaker 3>Did someone else go home? Courtney? Crystal and Kiki.

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:01.720
<v Speaker 2>I was so sure that Kiki was gonna end up

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 2>with Thomas. But you know what, She's gone home to

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:05.360
<v Speaker 2>her kids and she's not having any more of them.

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 3>For the best, Thank God. Episode eleven. But first I'm

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:14.080
<v Speaker 3>gonna have a really quick little drinks break. The last

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 3>time we did the record, that was after we had sex,

0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:19.920
<v Speaker 3>wasn't it? What last time we did the record and

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 3>in Borron after we had sex?

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 2>No, it was why would we have sex and then

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:33.639
<v Speaker 2>do a record like, oh the day prior? That's like,

0:28:33.760 --> 0:28:35.080
<v Speaker 2>it's the secret sauce.

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 3>I was still buzzing off that. I'm all clugged up

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 3>right now. You're a lot funnier after we've had sex,

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you that much.

0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Jesus.

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 3>You can tell me anything, and I'm just like, oh

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 3>my god, you're amazing. But right now all I can

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 3>think about is having sex?

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Is that true? You get to about day four and

0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:58.640
<v Speaker 2>you're rubbish? Can I like it's been too long?

0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 3>You get the itch very right now?

0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm just sweaty, very itchy, very sweaty. Should we get

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:06.959
<v Speaker 2>into unpacking episode number eleven?

0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 3>You do have quite a shiny brown I.

0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Have such a rash on my forehead. What is this?

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:15.760
<v Speaker 3>What do you be wearing headbands or something? Honestly serious question?

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I look like I have a sweatband and on my

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 2>foread do.

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:18.720
<v Speaker 3>Wear a hat today?

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 2>I think it's from the hat I was wearing in Byron.

0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 2>I think I just had the hat on too much

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:23.280
<v Speaker 2>and I got like heat rash.

0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 3>It's really good. The rash is coming up, is it really? Yeah? Yeah?

0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 3>It is too very rashy.

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Damn it. I thought it was getting better. It's got

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:34.960
<v Speaker 2>worse out has it just been getting worse as the

0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 2>record's been going on.

0:29:36.160 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 3>This is what married life looks like.

0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Rashy, just rashy.

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 3>And urundies sweating in the room and it's forty degrees

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 3>in our room right now.

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>This is talking about how we don't have sex.

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 3>This is married life. It's it's beautiful.

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Talking about a TV show.

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Literally, yeah, this is any single people out there, don't

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:59.400
<v Speaker 3>do it, stay single, enjoy your lives, all right?

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Episode number eleven.

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't this a big episode? Holy dick, Jess.

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 3>Let's start with Jess and Damien.

0:30:10.000 --> 0:30:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Can you slow down? Warm them up? Matt's ready to go.

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Just slow it down. Let's let's get into it.

0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 3>You know I'm not good at full play, so true

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:26.320
<v Speaker 3>because you're always just like put it in. No, all right, No,

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:31.479
<v Speaker 3>we start kissing and you go get on top and

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:35.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, we've been kissing for what like a minute,

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:39.280
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, alright, let's wrap it up. Come on,

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 3>let's get this show on the right people.

0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:43.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not that, it's just that not like some full

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 2>plays better than other full play and sometimes it's just

0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 2>like easy just to go to the main event.

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to make full play happen, and you're always like,

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 3>it's nine thirty, it's too late. Make it quick.

0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Speaking when I said let's sit on this for a

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:01.520
<v Speaker 2>little while and flesh it out, I didn't mean talking

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 2>about our sex life and then talking about what this

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:07.040
<v Speaker 2>episode was about before we just go straight to Jess

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:11.360
<v Speaker 2>and Damian. It's hometown's maybe since we're here, since we're

0:31:11.360 --> 0:31:15.160
<v Speaker 2>on the topic, it's hometowns.

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 3>But it's not really hometowns, is it.

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 2>It's hometowns where the tears.

0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 3>Because it's hometowns, but it's all on the Gold Coast.

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 3>The Old Coast is getting a red hot run.

0:31:24.080 --> 0:31:27.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's true. Yes, But it's also basically like, not

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 2>only do they meet so not only do the bachelor's

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 2>meet the girl's parents, they also meet Felix's parents. So

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like it's like a combined family meet and greet.

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 2>It's cute. Yeah, yes, which I like. And you know what,

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:43.960
<v Speaker 2>We kick it off with Felix, who goes on a

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 2>beautiful date with Abigail. She is lovely, she is sweet,

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Abigail is honestly, she's a white material.

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 3>She's wifey.

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not going to pick her, but she's life material.

0:31:54.600 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>She is so basically everything just goes so lovely, which

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 2>it also reaffirms to me that he's not going to

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 2>choose her because it's too perfect, it's too easy. She

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 2>gets along with the family. Everyone's lovely, love love you, happy,

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 2>happy happy.

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:08.760
<v Speaker 3>She works on a law firm. O. Yeah, don't you

0:32:08.760 --> 0:32:09.840
<v Speaker 3>think we should have known that?

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Like two, I didn't even commit that thing to memory,

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.360
<v Speaker 2>so that part of her story I still don't know.

0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I just thought she stayed at home with a cat.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I just like, what do you do? I have fifteen cats.

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Screaming at the fridge anytime someone gets a tomato sauce. Y,

0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 2>I hired from Tomato Sauce, and I feed my cats.

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:27.480
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty much it.

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:33.600
<v Speaker 3>Like, still better than Jess. Sorry, so bad? That was good? Keish?

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 3>Was that good? Yeah? That was good? Keish? Right? Now

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 3>is sitting there laughing, having a great old times.

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:45.239
<v Speaker 2>She hates editing these no, no, no, no, no.

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.400
<v Speaker 3>She told me, She's like, I love editing you and

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 3>Laura fighting.

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Fighting and talking about Matt's files and how sweaty you are.

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 3>We do have to edit out a few little squabbles

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.800
<v Speaker 3>here and there. Ohk you this being one of them.

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, Okay, So Abigail's family time is divine. They

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:03.760
<v Speaker 2>all love her. It's perfect.

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 3>Imagine. I was like hoping that the producers would stitch

0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 3>her up and have a way to bring out tomato sauce.

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 3>I was just like it was going so well that

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 3>something had to go wrong, And I'm like, why that

0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 3>was such a missed opportunity.

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but what do you think of her throwing Jess

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 2>under the bus?

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I don't know about this one.

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Did she throw her under the bus?

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 3>Yea? She picked her up and like tossed her on

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 3>a highway full of buses.

0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>And Jess is onder being like, no stop, Abigail. Abigail's like,

0:33:35.680 --> 0:33:38.040
<v Speaker 2>you will get under this bus literally, And that's pretty

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 2>much what happened. I know, Okay. I think she went

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 2>about it the wrong way. I don't disagree.

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 3>What telling the mum?

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the problem. I feel like Abigail needed to

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.800
<v Speaker 2>have a conversation with Felix, a direct conversation, saying, look,

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:51.479
<v Speaker 2>this came up at the last cocktail party.

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 3>I know that, but even that just makes her look

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:58.360
<v Speaker 3>even like the brother. Tell it to the brother, not

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 3>the mummy.

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Why did she call her mummy? Anyway? She really throws

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 2>Jess under a bus.

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 6>When I last spoke to Jess, she was saying that

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:16.240
<v Speaker 6>after the finane she would still maintain that sexual contact

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 6>with her.

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:18.560
<v Speaker 3>Current partner.

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:22.879
<v Speaker 6>Because she doesn't feel like they're at the point where

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 6>she will let Damien go.

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what, though, I think Felix's mum is

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 2>a real MVP of this whole situation.

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh she was great, wasn't she.

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and she's as confused as anyone.

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 7>I just don't know why you would it's not there

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 7>must be some other show she can go on.

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:42.879
<v Speaker 3>I love moms so much. I live for a good mum,

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:47.240
<v Speaker 3>not in a weird sexual way, but in a hometown's awkwardness.

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 3>Great grab moving on, Felix's mum is quite hot. I

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 3>like what she's got to offer. Yeah, what do you

0:34:59.800 --> 0:35:05.200
<v Speaker 3>think think that little bob haircut with the fringe. She's

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.359
<v Speaker 3>very cute and you like her quite a lot.

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:11.320
<v Speaker 2>You're so fucking weird.

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Imagine if that's who I ended up with and I

0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 3>was like, Laura, I'm sorry, I'm seeing Felix's mom. Imagine

0:35:21.120 --> 0:35:24.000
<v Speaker 3>Felix would fucking hate me if.

0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:28.279
<v Speaker 2>You left me for Felix and then you became Felix's dad.

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't that be a wild story.

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 2>That would be a really good TV show. And then

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Miller then he'd be dating Jess and you guys could

0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:38.640
<v Speaker 2>all live in a commune together.

0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 3>That's the dream.

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:40.560
<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful.

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:42.520
<v Speaker 3>One can only wish that.

0:35:42.560 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Was fucking weird. Thanks for taking it there, honey.

0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 3>Who was next? It was Jed's family again. Okay, great mother.

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 3>I really enjoyed this episode. Jed's mom, don't even get

0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:57.800
<v Speaker 3>me started.

0:35:58.080 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 2>She's awesome. But what I love about me eating Jed's family?

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 2>How can you stop? You're like licking your You're just

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 2>being so weird. Okay, what I love is just what

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:10.960
<v Speaker 2>a normal family fucking stop?

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 3>How I'm just sitting here?

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:14.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, and.

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:20.439
<v Speaker 3>What are you trying to do? I'm sitting here? Ready, ready,

0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 3>to continue on the conversation. You're painting me out like

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm this.

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Like you're masturbating in the corner, Felix.

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:29.279
<v Speaker 3>His mum is that you it's so hot in this.

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:31.280
<v Speaker 3>Laura and I are now naked.

0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 2>We're not lying. I'm pretty much top like it. I'm

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:38.279
<v Speaker 2>going topless here we are. This is just I'll put

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:44.280
<v Speaker 2>it back on that. It's like this is wild, okay, continuing.

0:36:43.880 --> 0:36:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Jed's mum has a beautiful family.

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 2>They're just the most wholesome family. But they had the

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 2>most relatable, normal moment, a.

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 6>Big moment ship.

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I wish you wouldn't speak like that.

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:02.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm not twelve years old.

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't swear in front of Elizia.

0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to swear in front of them female,

0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:12.280
<v Speaker 3>or their fan or your mother. I'm sorry for swearing,

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 3>all right.

0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 6>Let me relax or stop pressing me.

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to chill out. Fucking horrendous.

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:23.160
<v Speaker 2>If anything's going to solidify that Jed is only twenty

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:24.879
<v Speaker 2>six years old and still a bit of a child,

0:37:24.960 --> 0:37:27.480
<v Speaker 2>it's getting in trouble by his mother. That's what's going

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:36.080
<v Speaker 2>to do it, right, Oh, Jed, We're so tired it

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 2>our brains have turned into fucking mashed potato. Now that's

0:37:40.680 --> 0:37:41.200
<v Speaker 2>where we're at.

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 3>Because this episode went for four hours.

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:46.160
<v Speaker 2>It did, it went for so long, But okay, can

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:48.799
<v Speaker 2>we just say we're loving all the mums. Another mum

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:51.799
<v Speaker 2>that we love, which we should mention, is Alissier's mum,

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 2>And you.

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 3>Call me weird for focusing on the mums.

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Elizia's mum didn't even come and she's still great. I

0:37:57.680 --> 0:37:59.919
<v Speaker 2>think she also knows and understands a bit more about

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:01.680
<v Speaker 2>reality TV than most.

0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 7>What about your mum?

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:06.480
<v Speaker 1>She coming, No, my mom thinks commercial TV is just

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 1>an absolute crop of shi T.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:14.000
<v Speaker 3>She definitely watched our season and thought, I'm definitely not

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:15.120
<v Speaker 3>getting involved in that shit.

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Also, don't you just love that Alyssia's family are so perfect,

0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Like they look like they've walked out of a Vogue magazine.

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Alysia's dad walks in with tied around I feel.

0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:28.759
<v Speaker 3>Lives that producers. Do you think they were like, hey,

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:31.840
<v Speaker 3>it's a bit nippy and there put this on? Was

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 3>that his own wardrobe? Do you think?

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, do they normally change what?

0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:35.759
<v Speaker 7>Like?

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Does a wardrobe change what your parents are wearing?

0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:40.200
<v Speaker 3>Maybe because it was just it was just so like

0:38:41.000 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 3>proper preppy.

0:38:42.840 --> 0:38:45.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, it couldn't be more chalk and cheese. And like,

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I think Jed has picked two very well put together

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 2>women who, like you know, they seem very classy in

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:52.960
<v Speaker 2>the way that they dress and the way that they

0:38:52.960 --> 0:38:57.400
<v Speaker 2>style themselves. They're not particularly alternate looking women, and I

0:38:57.400 --> 0:39:00.400
<v Speaker 2>think he has a very alternate looking style. By meeting

0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Alyssia's parents and will Unlissia's dad and her brother, I

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:09.719
<v Speaker 2>think it really highlights just how proper they appear, and

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:11.319
<v Speaker 2>it kind of like shows how much that they are

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 2>chalk and cheese. That's what was That's what was achieved

0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:14.400
<v Speaker 2>by that little hometown.

0:39:14.480 --> 0:39:17.319
<v Speaker 3>But to me, it also just highlighted how boomers can be.

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:19.719
<v Speaker 3>You know, who cares that Jed.

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Don't offend all the boomers listening to this podcast episode

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:23.240
<v Speaker 2>that might be our target market.

0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:26.240
<v Speaker 3>We don't know, Carol, apologies.

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Mom's out there. Apologies.

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Well there was there was examples of two boomers. One

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 3>was a bit judgy, Alyssia's dad, and then we have

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 3>the beautiful dad of Angela.

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, we're not there yet.

0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh where are we?

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're at the part where Alysia still doesn't know

0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:45.280
<v Speaker 2>whether she She's like, I'm not getting married.

0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:47.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry. I was like, yeah, come on, that

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.200
<v Speaker 3>chat's boring. Let's talk about the beautiful dad of Angela.

0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:53.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, sorry, you steamroll the jeopardy. Alicia has made it

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:56.359
<v Speaker 2>very clear, but she is not going to say yes

0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:57.760
<v Speaker 2>to Jed's proposally.

0:39:57.280 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 3>To get it, we get it. Jed's gonna propose. Jed's

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.880
<v Speaker 3>not going to propose. I guarantee it. I'll eat my

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 3>own ship if he proposes.

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Can we stop eating?

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:11.560
<v Speaker 3>I just want to eat shit? So bad ship on me.

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:18.759
<v Speaker 3>I'll do something crazy, like I don't know, like my

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:20.319
<v Speaker 3>own ship. Remember, you could shoot on me.

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:24.279
<v Speaker 2>It's so hot in here, Matt. Matt's been holding his

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:26.960
<v Speaker 2>breath and it's hot. There's no brain cells left.

0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 3>I know what I'm saying.

0:40:28.640 --> 0:40:29.360
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't.

0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:34.879
<v Speaker 3>I regret nothing. I stand by my comments. I will

0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:41.919
<v Speaker 3>live stream a ship eating after the finale on my instagrams.

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Shut up, okay, stop, okay, stop stop talking.

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Stop.

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:55.759
<v Speaker 2>So I feel like Jed has gotten a bit confused.

0:40:55.800 --> 0:41:01.839
<v Speaker 3>No one cares Laura, No one cares about about the

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:05.160
<v Speaker 3>storyline of the proposal. We know that he's going to

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 3>pick we know he's going to pick Alyssia up. We

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 3>know he's not going to propose.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I feel like he has gotten confused as

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:13.719
<v Speaker 2>to whether he's going to be in a relationship with

0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 2>a woman or a ring.

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, this is a bit of a bloody disaster right

0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 1>now because the ring is endgame for me.

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I thought Alizia was endgame.

0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:24.920
<v Speaker 2>But if the ring is off.

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 3>The table, I'm I'm not sure he's going to pick.

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 2>The ring at the end, He's going like, Alysia walks away,

0:41:33.080 --> 0:41:36.919
<v Speaker 2>what's the other one saying? Georgia, Georgia? Is it Georgia.

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Angela, It's the end of the season.

0:41:40.840 --> 0:41:43.400
<v Speaker 2>They both leave and he's like to the Ring, He's like,

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:45.440
<v Speaker 2>it was you all along. Will you spend the rest

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:47.319
<v Speaker 2>of your life with me? And then he just like

0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, punk rocks out of there, him and his ring, and.

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:54.239
<v Speaker 3>You have a go at me for coming up with

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:55.960
<v Speaker 3>these weird storylines in your head.

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 2>That's just gonna happen. They run away, Jed and the

0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Ring are still really happy to get someone. Slid to

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:04.080
<v Speaker 2>my DMS and told me it's going strong anyway.

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 3>You're so funny.

0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 2>What was next?

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh you're cute? Shut up, you're so cute. I'm tough.

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:14.759
<v Speaker 2>I love you, thank you, I love you, thank you

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 2>so much. Remember the time that I told you I

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:18.560
<v Speaker 2>loved you and you said thank you?

0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 3>When was that? Now?

0:42:19.719 --> 0:42:21.919
<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm falling in love with you and I said,

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:24.480
<v Speaker 2>and you said thank you, falling.

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:26.399
<v Speaker 3>In love with you? To me, that means nothing, NONI

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 3>that is thank you, thank you. It's a very kind response.

0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we come off the dumpster fire that is

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Alyssia's day. Alyssia's dad was also particularly mean to Jed.

0:42:36.239 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 2>We didn't cover that. We didn't cover that ground, ashole,

0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 2>but he was very judgmental of Jed, and we didn't.

0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:43.839
<v Speaker 2>We don't have time for that. We want people who

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>are accepting and open, and you know what's supportive of

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:47.319
<v Speaker 2>our little Jeddie boy.

0:42:47.400 --> 0:42:51.200
<v Speaker 3>Like Angela's dad, who also when he first appears on camera,

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 3>does also seem very preppy. I thought it was going

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:56.920
<v Speaker 3>to be like another boomer, but he's a beautiful.

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Man and I'm surprised. And I'll say this, I thought

0:42:59.800 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Angela's family. I thought Angela, being that she was like

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Tennis and she also is a bit preppy, I thought

0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:08.040
<v Speaker 2>that they would be the ones that would be the

0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:10.719
<v Speaker 2>most kind of I guess like put off by the

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 2>fact that Jed is a bit alternate. But Angela's dad,

0:43:14.080 --> 0:43:15.800
<v Speaker 2>I was in tears. I cried.

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:16.760
<v Speaker 3>It was beautiful.

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:19.080
<v Speaker 2>I am pathetic and I cried. And do you know

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 2>what I thought was so beautiful about this? It was

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:23.439
<v Speaker 2>the fact that I think Angela's dad was also hitting

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:23.879
<v Speaker 2>on Jed.

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:32.839
<v Speaker 3>The nails, yeah, the nosering, yeah, the tats. By the way,

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:34.520
<v Speaker 3>I love this one here, Oh thank you.

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:38.719
<v Speaker 6>I don't judge a book voice cover, so I'm happy

0:43:38.719 --> 0:43:39.520
<v Speaker 6>to put all out aside.

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:45.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think you're fairly attractive guy. So what is happening?

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 2>And then Jed runs away with Angela's dad and the

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 2>ring and now they are all living happily. I didn't

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:52.600
<v Speaker 2>want to spoil it. I didn't want to give that little,

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 2>that little tidbit away.

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's been a wild season. I wouldn't put

0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 3>it past producers to suggest.

0:43:57.600 --> 0:43:59.839
<v Speaker 2>It, Okay, But the thing that I wanted to bring

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.400
<v Speaker 2>off the back of this day, back of this hometown, well, I.

0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:04.040
<v Speaker 3>Feel like this is a very serious comment.

0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Jed has fucked himself. Do you know why?

0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Why?

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Because so Angela and Jed had this really beautiful moment

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:17.800
<v Speaker 2>at the end where Angela tells Jed that she's falling

0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:20.120
<v Speaker 2>in love with him and Jed says the same thing back.

0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 2>He's like, you know, I've been waiting for you to

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:23.759
<v Speaker 2>say it, and now he's all in with his emotions.

0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:27.480
<v Speaker 2>He's done it to both girls. He's not a lucky Gilbert.

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 2>He's literally said I love you to both Angela and Alicia.

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Both of those girls are going into the finale. They

0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 2>are coming into Sunday red hot and ready thinking that

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:40.799
<v Speaker 2>they're the ones because he's basically said I'm picking you

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:42.720
<v Speaker 2>without saying I'm picking you.

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:46.920
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what, though, I do think Angela is

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:50.359
<v Speaker 3>kind of just going with the flow. I don't think

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 3>she's into Jed as much as Alicia is into Jed.

0:44:54.239 --> 0:44:56.799
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, no, I know I know it.

0:44:57.120 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Going back to Lysia for one second, I know that

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:02.279
<v Speaker 2>you're very tired of the whole proposal line. I know

0:45:02.320 --> 0:45:04.200
<v Speaker 2>you're bored. I know I'm just going to standing through this.

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 2>It was a little grab. I wanted to throw it

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 2>in there. Here it is. I really like, once again

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:13.720
<v Speaker 2>the same thing with Kiki. I really like how strong

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 2>and independent the women are being and how they're not

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:18.440
<v Speaker 2>being pushed around or pulled around by the production of

0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:20.560
<v Speaker 2>the show. They're not just saying that they want to

0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:23.239
<v Speaker 2>do something or that they will do something to be

0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:26.239
<v Speaker 2>chosen in the end, and I think that is incredibly admirable.

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:29.160
<v Speaker 5>I was not aware of a proposal prior to coming here,

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:31.320
<v Speaker 5>and I don't plan on leaving with one just because

0:45:31.360 --> 0:45:32.400
<v Speaker 5>it's a television show.

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Ah say it's sister. I just love it. I love

0:45:39.200 --> 0:45:42.400
<v Speaker 2>that there are so many women on this season who

0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:45.680
<v Speaker 2>are not saying the things that they think they need

0:45:45.719 --> 0:45:48.600
<v Speaker 2>to say to win. They are being honest, and I

0:45:48.600 --> 0:45:51.120
<v Speaker 2>think it's really changed the dynamic of the show. It's

0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 2>made it more interesting to watch because instead of everyone

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 2>just vying for the bachelor's and then being like, who

0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I get to take the pick of the litter? Even Jesse, Like,

0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:02.719
<v Speaker 2>all these women are being really strong in their opinions

0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>and in what it is that they want, even though

0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:06.359
<v Speaker 2>some of them don't know exactly what they want, they're

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 2>still communicating that, and I think that that's really incredible

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 2>and something that we've never seen on past seasons.

0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I agree, I've got a little, I agree, I agree,

0:46:13.920 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 3>I've got a lot of.

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:18.400
<v Speaker 5>You.

0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I agree, you are literally rubbing your nipples at

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 2>the same time. I agree.

0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:31.120
<v Speaker 3>What I'm trying to say is I'm morning. I agree,

0:46:32.239 --> 0:46:34.839
<v Speaker 3>that's great, I'm all for it.

0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 2>All right, what's the next Then we're going to.

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Talk about I cannot believe the mess we are in

0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 3>right now at the end of the show. This is

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 3>the second last episode of the season, and guess who

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 3>is back. I'm talking about Damien.

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my days.

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 3>I just don't understand in what world there's Jess Livin

0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:58.440
<v Speaker 3>where she thinks it's a good idea to meet Felix's

0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:01.600
<v Speaker 3>parents and bring along I don't want to swear, but

0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:03.120
<v Speaker 3>her fucking boyfriend.

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was her decision.

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 3>No, n you know, she could have easily have said hey,

0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 3>in Oa in the hotel room, she met her brothers

0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:15.480
<v Speaker 3>and then Damien came in. And I also want to

0:47:15.520 --> 0:47:18.240
<v Speaker 3>say I feel sorry for Jess's brothers who got dragged

0:47:18.239 --> 0:47:20.959
<v Speaker 3>along and didn't say a freaking thing the whole time.

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine being Jess's brothers in that situation. It

0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 2>would have been absolutely mortifying. They would have just been

0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 2>sitting there going like, oh, look, we think the whole

0:47:29.719 --> 0:47:31.280
<v Speaker 2>thing's cooked. We're sorry.

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:32.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure they do.

0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 2>We agree with you, but we love her, but this

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:35.560
<v Speaker 2>is a terrible situation.

0:47:35.680 --> 0:47:38.520
<v Speaker 3>She could have said to Damien before she met the

0:47:38.560 --> 0:47:41.719
<v Speaker 3>family with Felix, I don't think it's appropriate that you

0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:45.319
<v Speaker 3>come along with me. I'm gonna go with my family only, Like,

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:47.640
<v Speaker 3>how did Jess think that was going to play out?

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:49.279
<v Speaker 3>When she's like, this is a really big moment and

0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:51.400
<v Speaker 3>it has found me to like me. No, she's like,

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:53.040
<v Speaker 3>here's my freaking boyfriend.

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:55.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't I think that it was completely produced. I

0:47:55.560 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 2>feel like Damien has always been a part of the storyline,

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.279
<v Speaker 2>as in, like when Jess signed up to do it,

0:48:02.400 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I feel like him coming on the show was always

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 2>produced in like, I feel like it has to be.

0:48:07.400 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 2>But you know, no, there's no way that she is

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:14.040
<v Speaker 2>that level of delusional that she would have thought that

0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Felix's family would be okay with her bringing her boyfriend

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 2>along like this it has to be produced.

0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:21.480
<v Speaker 3>She could have said, hey, I don't want to go

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:23.840
<v Speaker 3>ahead with this if I have to walk into that

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 3>room with Damien by my side. She could have said,

0:48:27.200 --> 0:48:28.760
<v Speaker 3>this is this is not how it's going to happen.

0:48:28.800 --> 0:48:32.839
<v Speaker 3>Look at Lysia. Alyssia's you know, she's strong, independent, she's

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:34.840
<v Speaker 3>making her own choices, and her mom does.

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:36.919
<v Speaker 2>Think commercial TV is a Crocors shit, So she wasn't there.

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I bet you, I bet you. Alyssia's mom

0:48:39.320 --> 0:48:41.319
<v Speaker 3>is like, I told you so, look at this hot mess.

0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? Though, Okay, this was, I feel

0:48:44.400 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 2>like this is really where Damien's people's feelings towards him.

0:48:47.280 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 2>I think everyone always thought it was a bit, you know,

0:48:49.040 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 2>it's a bit of an unusual setup, but I think

0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:55.480
<v Speaker 2>people's feelings towards the relationship that they seem to have.

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:57.759
<v Speaker 2>And obviously we can only see what plays it on TV.

0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 2>It's all produced, it's all edited. We totally appreciate that.

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 2>But I almost find that the way that he communicates

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.640
<v Speaker 2>with Jess by saying like, you don't have to make

0:49:09.640 --> 0:49:12.880
<v Speaker 2>any decisions. You can be in a relationship with me,

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:15.120
<v Speaker 2>but you can have everything else. At the same time,

0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 2>he's almost creating an environment where she's not able to

0:49:20.520 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 2>make decisions, she's not able to assert herself because she's

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:25.920
<v Speaker 2>so frightened of hurting someone.

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.960
<v Speaker 3>She's so the repercussions of her actions.

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:30.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like the severity of like losing that one

0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 2>person who's making himself available no matter what she does.

0:49:34.800 --> 0:49:37.800
<v Speaker 2>It almost feels like softly manipulative. And I don't know

0:49:37.800 --> 0:49:39.960
<v Speaker 2>how to describe it, because it was just something about

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 2>that whole environment that made me feel really uncomfortable. And

0:49:43.239 --> 0:49:47.040
<v Speaker 2>especially when Felix, who has boundaries, he doesn't want to

0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:50.359
<v Speaker 2>be in an open relationship, he wants monogamy. He's kind

0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 2>of been led down the garden path a little bit

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 2>and he's saying, cool, I want some boundaries put in

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:58.759
<v Speaker 2>place there. But Damien isn't allowing Felix to have any boundaries,

0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 2>and that feels real controlling of this situation.

0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:04.719
<v Speaker 3>But how are we back here now? The last episode,

0:50:04.800 --> 0:50:07.719
<v Speaker 3>I thought the narrative was Jess saying, I'm falling in

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:09.680
<v Speaker 3>love with you. By the way, I'm going to end

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:11.680
<v Speaker 3>it with Damien, I'm not going to have sex with him,

0:50:12.080 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 3>and then all of a sudden, we're still back to

0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:17.000
<v Speaker 3>day one, like it's just gone full circle.

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Considering everything, I feel like Felix is taking it really well.

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Ah okay, but once again Felix's mum. Felix's mum comes

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 2>in with the goods. She is harsh, she is very

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:33.439
<v Speaker 2>critical of Jess, And you know what, I don't think

0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:36.400
<v Speaker 2>necessarily going in hard on Jess is fair, But I

0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:38.200
<v Speaker 2>think Jess needs a little bit of a wake up

0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 2>that she's being a little bit deluded about the outcome

0:50:41.120 --> 0:50:44.200
<v Speaker 2>because she keeps flip flopping between these two options and

0:50:44.280 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 2>hasn't really been able to make any decisions. And look,

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Felix's mum has a lot to say about it. Do

0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:50.960
<v Speaker 2>you not wos me.

0:50:54.880 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 7>Why you keep referring to it as an experience. It

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:09.640
<v Speaker 7>comes across as not sincere A relationship is not an experience.

0:51:12.080 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 7>I feel don't mean like you've been used for an

0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:19.320
<v Speaker 7>experience in Felix. I don't want Felix to be used

0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:23.759
<v Speaker 7>as an experience. You're going to move on to another experience.

0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 7>You are a girl of experiences.

0:51:29.600 --> 0:51:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, that's a really mean That was like, I

0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:33.680
<v Speaker 2>feel like that was mean.

0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, parts of that I agree with, but I also, yeah,

0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:39.960
<v Speaker 3>it's pretty full on. I thought I thought they were

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:41.960
<v Speaker 3>about to start going at it.

0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:44.239
<v Speaker 2>And then Felix's mum holds it to the ground and

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:46.960
<v Speaker 2>starts they have a full beer dumping on her head. Yeah, like,

0:51:47.320 --> 0:51:50.920
<v Speaker 2>what's Carl Stefanovic and yeah, She's like can't. That's just

0:51:51.200 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 2>in the car part. They'll be hitting each other.

0:51:53.280 --> 0:51:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Damian Felix start wrestling, and then the brothers of Jess

0:51:56.920 --> 0:51:57.760
<v Speaker 3>are like, oh god.

0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Well they just cracked a beer open and are standing

0:51:59.280 --> 0:52:01.320
<v Speaker 2>on the silence. Was filming it and sending it to

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Daily Mail. It's really spiral out of control. It's going

0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 2>to be in the papers tomorrow, like it was a lot.

0:52:06.160 --> 0:52:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Felix's Mum's okay though, but she she won obviously. Yeah.

0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:12.800
<v Speaker 3>Can I just say I think why people are getting

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:17.200
<v Speaker 3>frustrated right now is because we've had an example of

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:21.279
<v Speaker 3>Thomas wanting to be with someone with an understanding that

0:52:21.320 --> 0:52:24.239
<v Speaker 3>they don't have the same wants and needs, i e.

0:52:24.600 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 3>He wants kids, Kiki doesn't. So then he can say, hey,

0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:29.759
<v Speaker 3>do you know what, we're not aligned. It's not gonna work.

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to say goodbye. As hard as that is.

0:52:31.920 --> 0:52:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I think also with what you're saying, like

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Thomas really I think, I mean, obviously it could be eady,

0:52:37.600 --> 0:52:40.480
<v Speaker 2>but I think he really wanted to pick Kiky. I agree,

0:52:41.080 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 2>And it was only that that was like such a

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 2>glaringly obvious thing that did not Onligne for them that

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:47.439
<v Speaker 2>he was like, well, this is not going to work.

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:49.359
<v Speaker 3>Out for us, okay, And when I say this, I

0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:52.239
<v Speaker 3>know that I'm just stealing. How you have you know,

0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 3>digested the whole situation and how you think it's playing out.

0:52:55.680 --> 0:52:59.400
<v Speaker 3>But I think for Felix it's more about just wanting

0:52:59.440 --> 0:53:03.360
<v Speaker 3>to win. It's that competitor inside of him, rather than

0:53:03.400 --> 0:53:05.000
<v Speaker 3>it actually being a case of him wanting to be

0:53:05.080 --> 0:53:06.480
<v Speaker 3>with a woman that he's fallen in love with.

0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 2>They are a monumentally bad match. Like them as a couple,

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:14.239
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't work. And the fact not only is they

0:53:14.239 --> 0:53:16.920
<v Speaker 2>haven't even spoken about the fact that they live on

0:53:16.920 --> 0:53:19.799
<v Speaker 2>opposite sides of the country. They don't need to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about that because the other jeopardy that they have in

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:25.080
<v Speaker 2>their relationship is already so ridiculously big that that hasn't

0:53:25.080 --> 0:53:26.480
<v Speaker 2>even gotten a look in, like how are they going

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<v Speaker 2>to navigate long distance? But for me, I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think exactly what you said, Matt, and I know that

0:53:32.440 --> 0:53:34.680
<v Speaker 2>you took it from something I said earlier. But Felix

0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 2>wants to win. There's a person here to compete against.

0:53:37.239 --> 0:53:41.040
<v Speaker 2>He was this professional sportsperson like he wants the woman

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<v Speaker 2>who there is a chase for and he wants at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of this for Jess to say I choose you,

0:53:46.280 --> 0:53:50.279
<v Speaker 2>even though she's saying repeatedly over and over again that

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't know if I can choose you.

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I want it. Could you imach it?

0:53:55.600 --> 0:54:00.200
<v Speaker 2>Picking the person who is saying to your face, I

0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 2>am in love with someone else and will probably have

0:54:04.280 --> 0:54:04.960
<v Speaker 2>sex with them.

0:54:05.200 --> 0:54:08.839
<v Speaker 3>It's absolutely insane. But do you think that I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if it's just me. But does Felix kind of

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy being in these situations where Damien is also there,

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<v Speaker 3>Like do you think that he's like, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all together now, maybe the three of them are

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<v Speaker 2>in a relationship. Maybe they are, and that's gonna be

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 2>the big block twist at the edge.

0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:29.480
<v Speaker 3>That Felix and Damien end up hooking up. Is that,

0:54:29.840 --> 0:54:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that'd be amazing. I freaking hope, so.

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:34.880
<v Speaker 2>I will subscribe to that because.

0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:38.160
<v Speaker 3>Because no one is picked at the end of this episode,

0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:41.000
<v Speaker 3>it's like it's all like, oh, what's gonna It's gonna happen.

0:54:41.239 --> 0:54:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're at this point, though, who do you think

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:44.880
<v Speaker 2>is going to win?

0:54:44.960 --> 0:54:45.120
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Like, who are your final three and I'll tell you

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:47.560
<v Speaker 2>my final.

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<v Speaker 3>Three, Okay, starting with Jed is gonna pick Alicia. I

0:54:52.239 --> 0:54:56.719
<v Speaker 3>think Thomas is going to pick well, I'm torn. I

0:54:56.719 --> 0:54:59.239
<v Speaker 3>think it'll be Leah. Really, I think it will. I

0:54:59.239 --> 0:55:03.080
<v Speaker 3>think he'll go to say option okay, and then and

0:55:03.080 --> 0:55:05.600
<v Speaker 3>then Felix because I bless him.

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:06.400
<v Speaker 2>That's an idiot.

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:08.000
<v Speaker 3>He is an idiot. I think you'll pick Jess.

0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, I'm gonna say Felix is gonna pick Jess.

0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Wild if he does not pick Abigail and he picks Jess,

0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:17.000
<v Speaker 2>like we will riot. But I think he's gonna pick Jess.

0:55:17.360 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I think that Jed is going to pick Angela. Oh

0:55:22.960 --> 0:55:25.359
<v Speaker 2>shut up, I don't believe it. I know he's gonna

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 2>pick this year. But like, I'm gonna just go for

0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:29.759
<v Speaker 2>something different. You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna

0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:30.320
<v Speaker 2>be that person.

0:55:30.400 --> 0:55:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Please come Angela.

0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think Jed's gonna pick Angela this yeah, but Angela.

0:55:35.840 --> 0:55:39.560
<v Speaker 2>And I think that Thomas is going to pick Lauren.

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Also not convinced, but like we'll just go with that.

0:55:43.360 --> 0:55:45.520
<v Speaker 2>But you know what, Okay, so this is the second

0:55:45.600 --> 0:55:49.200
<v Speaker 2>last episode, right, we do have one more, obviously because

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:51.960
<v Speaker 2>there's a final episode coming out, Thank god, it's the

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:54.359
<v Speaker 2>last one. Just you know, we'll put that in there

0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:54.840
<v Speaker 2>as well.

0:55:55.600 --> 0:55:57.160
<v Speaker 3>I think it's fair to say that we will not

0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 3>be doing interviews with some of the contestants.

0:55:59.840 --> 0:56:04.319
<v Speaker 2>We got given a teaser at the end of this episode.

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:07.160
<v Speaker 2>There was a little sprinkling. We got to get an

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:09.960
<v Speaker 2>insight of what goes down on the final episode.

0:56:10.040 --> 0:56:12.040
<v Speaker 3>It's absolutely insane.

0:56:11.800 --> 0:56:18.480
<v Speaker 2>And gears back. So by the looks of things, Damien

0:56:18.760 --> 0:56:21.959
<v Speaker 2>is going to be there at the very final rose

0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:26.360
<v Speaker 2>ceremony so that he can hear what Jess has to say.

0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:31.400
<v Speaker 2>That is the most awkward, Like, who is the producer

0:56:31.440 --> 0:56:32.440
<v Speaker 2>who thought this up?

0:56:32.680 --> 0:56:33.200
<v Speaker 3>Genius?

0:56:33.600 --> 0:56:36.520
<v Speaker 2>They need a pay rose. I can't wait, and I

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:38.880
<v Speaker 2>can I know that, but it's going to be great.

0:56:39.360 --> 0:56:40.719
<v Speaker 3>Can we have sex now?

0:56:40.800 --> 0:56:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Can you stop talking about sex? No, We've been recording

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:45.320
<v Speaker 2>this for an hour and a half and we've watched

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:47.719
<v Speaker 2>four hours of The Bachelor today and believe it or not,

0:56:48.040 --> 0:56:50.800
<v Speaker 2>that's not what I need to get aroused tomorrow.

0:56:50.800 --> 0:56:54.120
<v Speaker 3>It is okay perfect. Will we record on the Sunday

0:56:54.200 --> 0:56:56.600
<v Speaker 3>night after the episode so it'll come out Monday.

0:56:57.080 --> 0:56:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gonna be hell, it's gonna be hell on Earth.

0:56:59.520 --> 0:57:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I can wait Sunday's episode. We're gonna watch it. We're

0:57:03.560 --> 0:57:06.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna take ella notes, we're gonna take it very seriously,

0:57:06.640 --> 0:57:08.960
<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna record straight after, and then I'm going

0:57:09.040 --> 0:57:10.839
<v Speaker 2>to edit into the night and it will be in

0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:14.359
<v Speaker 2>your inboxes on Monday morning next week, babies. And then

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:16.840
<v Speaker 2>guess what else, We are back with Life on Cut

0:57:16.920 --> 0:57:20.080
<v Speaker 2>on Tuesday. It'll be our very first episode back with

0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:22.160
<v Speaker 2>britt because she'll be back in the country and I

0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:24.240
<v Speaker 2>cannot wait to drill her about her boyfriend.

0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:26.120
<v Speaker 3>What's his name? Ben?

0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Ben?

0:57:27.760 --> 0:57:27.920
<v Speaker 3>Then?

0:57:27.960 --> 0:57:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Who Ben? The soccer player? I don't know. Do you

0:57:35.080 --> 0:57:36.160
<v Speaker 2>need to know people's last name?

0:57:36.560 --> 0:57:37.320
<v Speaker 3>I was just testing you.

0:57:37.480 --> 0:57:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's Ben. He's very nice, but he lives very

0:57:39.640 --> 0:57:40.120
<v Speaker 2>far away.

0:57:40.240 --> 0:57:42.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh is a bit of an isn't it.

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:45.360
<v Speaker 2>She does like long distance. She's very happy, very happy.

0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:46.640
<v Speaker 2>But you know what, I'm gonna leave it all for

0:57:46.680 --> 0:57:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Brittany to tell you herself, because I will get to

0:57:48.720 --> 0:57:49.600
<v Speaker 2>the bottom of it all.

0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:52.120
<v Speaker 3>And I'll be staying as far away from this podcast

0:57:52.200 --> 0:57:54.360
<v Speaker 3>equipment as I can, as well as a bottle of gin.

0:57:54.440 --> 0:57:56.400
<v Speaker 3>No more gin, I'm ginless after this.

0:57:56.600 --> 0:57:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've had enough, We've had don' don't make this

0:57:58.520 --> 0:58:00.200
<v Speaker 2>do anymore anyway. Guys. That is it from us. If

0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 2>you've loved batch on cart please go you know the drill,

0:58:03.680 --> 0:58:06.040
<v Speaker 2>leave a review, share it with your friends, you know,

0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:07.480
<v Speaker 2>just share it around to.

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<v Speaker 3>Share it with Damien.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back.

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<v Speaker 3>And and to Felix's mum what's her name, Susan

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows Carol, And share the love because we love

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