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Speaker 1: It's the National Census and already people who are getting
Speaker 1: it in early. But the whole idea is it's a
Speaker 1: snapshot of what is happening in Australian households at the
Speaker 1: same time. You know, it's kind of interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Ind In the UK we do it every ten years.
Speaker 1: Here it's like every five years. They want to be
Speaker 1: snooping around, going how many people are in there asleep
Speaker 1: right now? What are you all up to in there?
Speaker 1: And it's compulsory, so is there a fine Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it's like three hundred and fifty bucks. I
Speaker 2: think sleep here. Yeah, every day you don't fill it in.
Speaker 1: So next Tuesday's Breakfast Show, the morning of the National Census,
Speaker 1: are ready conducting our own Christian O'Connell Show Census seven questions,
Speaker 1: one every half an hour, starting at six am, and
Speaker 1: I want you all this is a bit snapshot again.
Speaker 1: The show goes live into all the big five cities
Speaker 1: and beyond as well. I want everyone to actually answer
Speaker 1: the questions at the same time, so we get our
Speaker 1: own data and stats. Our questions are being made with you, guys,
Speaker 1: They're not going to be the same as how many
Speaker 1: people are in there? All right, Ria, what do you
Speaker 1: think we should be asking? Then? And I'll don't forget
Speaker 1: this is an opportunity to ask the nation your questions.
Speaker 1: So if you've got a question the next couple of
Speaker 1: minutes that you'd like to be one of the seven
Speaker 1: that we're going to ask next week on the show
Speaker 1: the morning of the National Census, text me now four
Speaker 1: seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 3: I would love to know is there anyone under eighteen
Speaker 3: with the name of Bruce. I feel like Bruce is
Speaker 3: a dying out name. I've never seen a young Bruce.
Speaker 3: Is there one in Australia?
Speaker 1: You're right, a lot of those, like older guy names
Speaker 1: are passing out. But on the on the naming young
Speaker 1: girl babies, you get a lot of the old like
Speaker 1: Matilda and Lotty and some of those older names. Violent. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: violence that there's loads of little violence. Now, Patsy, what
Speaker 1: do you think we should ask a nation?
Speaker 4: I'd like to know if they like soft or hard tacos?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a great one.
Speaker 2: Or like the little girl says, dos is it hard?
Speaker 1: Is it? So? You know you can do both?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I know you can.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's a sweend is a mighty in our house. Like
Speaker 4: I like a hard one.
Speaker 1: But the other that crunch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the crunch.
Speaker 2: Tricky to get right though. I agree with you.
Speaker 3: But when you put it in the oven, you've got
Speaker 3: to get those little dividers in perfectly.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's only thirty to forty seconds in there. What
Speaker 1: kind of chef I if you can't handle that? It's
Speaker 1: two steps, stricky, it's tricky. It comes with a divider.
Speaker 1: It's tricky.
Speaker 2: It's tricky.
Speaker 1: God is it going to be okay? Solved? It too hard?
Speaker 1: Put it back in.
Speaker 4: There's always shells left in our own we forget this.
Speaker 1: I prefer the sensation of hard is better, but it
Speaker 1: needs a lot of mess.
Speaker 2: Yes, cracks in the middle.
Speaker 1: They always do. The structural integrity isn't great for those things?
Speaker 1: Is it? First bite and then it all just collapses?
Speaker 1: There's nothing else. Then then you're just using it as
Speaker 1: a dorito. It's like a little scoop. All let's go
Speaker 1: to the chuckle. Sisters. Chuckle, sisters, what do you want
Speaker 1: to ask the nation? What's the weirdest thing in your freezer?
Speaker 1: That is a good question. I feel like you forget
Speaker 1: about all the things that you pop in your freezer.
Speaker 4: Some people they go, oh, I better.
Speaker 1: Freeze this for long term.
Speaker 3: Like my mum used to freeze our baby teeth because
Speaker 3: she thought it would preserve it longer.
Speaker 2: What why would you need to preserve it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because their teeth they last phrases. I mean when
Speaker 1: they find a body, that's what they look at the
Speaker 1: dental records trying to work out who it is. They
Speaker 1: last for decades. No idea why she just always for
Speaker 1: had them in the freezer. I dig up some old
Speaker 1: ancient man or something. He's still got his teeth. Oh,
Speaker 1: he must have been preserved in an ancient freezer.
Speaker 2: Maybe I've been tweeted the teeth.
Speaker 1: You're right, those nice necklaces, they're still rocking and sharp teeth.
Speaker 1: I like the question, though, Yes, I feel like we
Speaker 1: get some quirky thing. No, no, no, I guarantee there's
Speaker 1: some people listen to the show that I've got decease pet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a budgy or no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: This haven't got round to actually saying goodbye or taxi
Speaker 1: doming it or bearing it. It's in the freezer somewhere, sady,
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: Next to the peace, next to you.
Speaker 1: Yes, And also how many times he's feel smoked? Like,
Speaker 1: do you know what I've made extra our freezer six months?
Speaker 1: What the hell is it? It all looks the same,
Speaker 1: doesn't it? Hurry spag bol chili. I don't know what
Speaker 1: this is, cathead, it's a mystery dinner. Isn't he thawing
Speaker 1: it out? I don't what do you think it is?
Speaker 1: It's bubbles? Tina chuckles, Sister Tina, what do we ask
Speaker 1: in the nation? I just want to know what a
Speaker 1: last is a good question as well. I've got one.
Speaker 1: What smell, guys, reminds you of your childhood's chlorine? For me,
Speaker 1: it's going swimming. I love that even now when I
Speaker 1: smell it, you know, and that rich kind of acidic smell.
Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes you check it into cheap hotel and
Speaker 1: they go, there's a poor we got you don't need totain.
Speaker 1: It's burning in the back of my throat right now,
Speaker 1: and it's like tongues of chlorine. It makes me so happy.
Speaker 3: It's a bit triggering as well, because it reminds me
Speaker 3: of school swimming carnivals, which there are still.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of us out there right now
Speaker 1: in the world trying to put ourselves back together, getting
Speaker 1: up at four am, trying to find some form of
Speaker 1: validation the other side world, anywhere where there's a microphone.
Speaker 1: The other one I would want to ask the nation is,
Speaker 1: if anything was to happen to you, all right, in
Speaker 1: suspicious circumstances, which TV detective would you want to solve
Speaker 1: your murder? Who? And why? All right? So next Tuesday,
Speaker 1: on the morning of the Census, on this breakfast show
Speaker 1: we're going to do are obviously unofficial census. We're gonna
Speaker 1: ask seven questions, one every half an hour. Your chance
Speaker 1: to ask the nation something. What do you want one
Speaker 1: of the questions to be? Text me oh four seven
Speaker 1: five three one oh four three. Here's another one. It's
Speaker 1: going to chuck chuck it. It's on my mind right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why would you pay ninety nine dollars
Speaker 1: for the pleasure of listening to the show exactly seven
Speaker 1: days time it is the census. The morning of the
Speaker 1: census will have in our own highly unofficial one seven questions,
Speaker 1: one question every half an hour as we ask the nation,
Speaker 1: We're going to make the seven questions with you guys.
Speaker 1: The number one question by far about eighty percent of
Speaker 1: people texting the show right now or want to know
Speaker 1: about toilet paper. Whether you're over under?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 3: I think this is so straightforward. Surely it's so who
Speaker 3: on earth would go under?
Speaker 1: And then it's two parts. Second part, are you a
Speaker 1: scruncher or folder? Do we really want to be going
Speaker 1: into the backside of Australia.
Speaker 2: I don't need that.
Speaker 1: Christian, my colleague has a one year old son named Bruce.
Speaker 2: Oh one year old?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, yep yeah. The biggest thing toilet paper, toilet
Speaker 1: paper over under, toilet paper? Butter or Margarine?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 2: Surely butter butter?
Speaker 1: Christian? Can we get the official answer to kitkats and no?
Speaker 1: Last week it was but Kitkats in the fridge? Yes
Speaker 1: or no? Also? Can we find out Australia's least favorite
Speaker 1: chocolate bar? Surely Bounty rich along with you Bounty dessiccated
Speaker 1: chopped up coconut. All right, let's find out Ausra is
Speaker 1: theleast favorite chocolate bar. I bet you one. Hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: It's a bounty bar rio. No way.
Speaker 3: The good people of Australia will love a bounty Christian.
Speaker 1: I to know is there any one of them the
Speaker 1: forty other than myself who stool drives manual Christian Census question?
Speaker 1: Who owns a Victor lawnmower? Christian Omo users need to
Speaker 1: be careful. There is a rumor lonely housewives would put
Speaker 1: a pack of Homo in the window if they were
Speaker 1: looking to have an affair.
Speaker 2: Oh, in the window.
Speaker 4: We've got one up on our leitch of our laundry window.
Speaker 4: That's a bit up down.
Speaker 1: I have as well. Apparently, Homo, according to the rumor,
Speaker 1: stands for old man out what m o?
Speaker 2: Old man out? Home on you?
Speaker 1: All right? Keith is coming. Then we're looking for seven questions.
Speaker 1: So a's the nation next week for our unofficial census.
Speaker 1: What do you think we should ask everybody? Fur seventy
Speaker 1: five three? One oh four three? I've got one as well.
Speaker 1: What age? Give me an instant answer? What age would
Speaker 1: you say your happiest?
Speaker 2: Oh twenty one?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's I'd say forty three.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask why forty three?
Speaker 4: Why forty three? Because I had just come out of
Speaker 4: cancer and I was given the all clear, and I
Speaker 4: had a beautiful toddler and a gorgeous husband and a
Speaker 4: great job, and it was like a second breath of life. Yeah,
Speaker 4: for me, it was a second chance. It was my
Speaker 4: second chance and made me not sweat the small stuff.
Speaker 1: That's a great answer. I'm definitely gonna put that question now.
Speaker 1: Why twenty one for you?
Speaker 2: Mine's not as moving as that mine.
Speaker 1: It was still moving for you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was my first year at college in America.
Speaker 3: I went to Wisconsin and spent a year there, and
Speaker 3: that was the best one of my lit experience.
Speaker 1: To do that at such a young age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 3: I was a twenty one year old as well, and
Speaker 3: I was the only one that could buy alcohol, so
Speaker 3: I was immediately incredibly popular on King campus.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: No wonder you went back to twenty one party boy,
Speaker 1: this is the origin story of Champagne Rio.
Speaker 2: Yes, formative year.
Speaker 1: Mine would be now fifty three. Wow. Really, I just
Speaker 1: appreciate a lot more. You've just seen a lot more
Speaker 1: and you understand a bit more, not much more keyword there,
Speaker 1: bit more. Mine would be now because I think you
Speaker 1: have a lot more gratitude when you when you're twenty one,
Speaker 1: you take everything for granted. You treat your body for granted.
Speaker 1: You treat your body like a higher cart. You know
Speaker 1: you do. Don't get salmon and or over revenue stuff
Speaker 1: like eh, giving it back in a week's time, putting.
Speaker 2: The wrong oil in, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1: Even care, and stuff like that, and suddenly you'll pay
Speaker 1: a big price. So later on we're like, and just
Speaker 1: don't you know when you were young, giving like in
Speaker 1: your twenties that so much energy You never even thought
Speaker 1: about a word like energy and recovery and energy management
Speaker 1: and naps. You just have this unlile. It's like you're
Speaker 1: plugged into some limitless, infinite electricity source.
Speaker 2: And it is like that old saying youth is wasted
Speaker 2: on the on the young.
Speaker 1: It really is. It really is. So I would say
Speaker 1: fifty three, thank you very much everyone. I'm still sending
Speaker 1: in possible questions for our alternative census on the show
Speaker 1: next Tuesday morning. Christian pepsi or coke. People get mad
Speaker 1: if they're a coke fan and they go somewhere, they go,
Speaker 1: we've only got pepsy? Is that? Okay? People seed to
Speaker 1: get really upset by that. Christian. The you my box
Speaker 1: was a common feature in their Navy households. If you
Speaker 1: turn the box upside down, it's also signed for old
Speaker 1: man out or old woman now if you're in the
Speaker 1: market to have an affair. I don't think this is true.
Speaker 1: What year are we in now? Anyway, these days you
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. People people got apps. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: they worry about turning detergent boxes upside down. What you're
Speaker 1: gonna meet your next partner who's driving around the suburb
Speaker 1: hearing in windows? That's your next keeper. Christian. I'd like
Speaker 1: to know what Australian's least favorite chore is Christian minus washing,
Speaker 1: separating colors, choosing the right cycle. I get very up
Speaker 1: to friends who don't take it as seriously these favorites.
Speaker 1: Changing the seats sheets, Oh.
Speaker 3: I hate putting the douna back into the dounach pain.
Speaker 1: I still think worse is sorting out the clothes once
Speaker 1: they're all done.
Speaker 2: Oh that no, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is just a night, especially because
Speaker 1: in my life it's three it's three women. I don't
Speaker 1: know who's who's Oh yes, oh my god. Then they
Speaker 1: get they go. They get angry with me. Isn't I
Speaker 1: can't wear someone don't know? I don't know anything, Christian.
Speaker 1: Census question? Do you have an inny or out each
Speaker 1: belly button? The government needs to know? Any how many
Speaker 1: hours of sept you get you to look every adult?
Speaker 1: It's never enough. That's the only answer, Christian, what about
Speaker 1: this one? I know you'll be strongly on this. Tea bag?
Speaker 1: Is it milk? Then water? Or tea bag? Water? Milk?
Speaker 1: Come on, you should know the right answer by now.
Speaker 1: It's always tea bag. Then you can control the brewing strength. Oh,
Speaker 1: then you then you know how much of the milk
Speaker 1: you're gonna need. Otherwise you're playing with dynamite blindfolded. Please
Speaker 1: don't do that, guys, please please Christian. Chicken or cheese?
Speaker 1: What is Australias favorite twisty flavor?
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good question, the original, haven't you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I actually like the chicken, but hate the chicken.
Speaker 1: I love. These questions are great, Keep them coming, Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell show on podcast,