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Speaker 1: It's cut is cutting the room.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the cutting room floor today, Amanda. Another case

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Speaker 2: of a child damaging a very expensive artwork in a gallery, yep,

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Speaker 2: at the Dutch Museum, the Rothco painting, eighty five million

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Speaker 2: dollar painting. It was what the kid do? Kids got

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Speaker 2: up and just fondled the painting as kids do, fondled it.

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Speaker 2: That sounds sad. Scratch scratched, the scratched, just scratched it.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The painting gray orange on Maroon number eight by Mark Rothkoine,

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Speaker 2: one of my favorites, sustained superficial damage. That's not too bad.

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Speaker 2: But the kid, the kid has got the kid doesn't

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Speaker 2: say how old the kid was, but you know it's

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Speaker 2: It's not like one of those stop oiled douchebags go

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Speaker 2: and throw and red paint on everything so we will

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Speaker 2: have to be boring and drive electric cars. It's a

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Speaker 2: kid who has no control of their sense. No, but

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Speaker 2: a parent felt like a stop oil protester.

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Speaker 3: This drives me crazy because why what parent, let's say,

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Speaker 3: kid run up and touch a painting. I don't understand

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Speaker 3: how undisciplined children are. I sound like a curmudgeon, but

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Speaker 3: I don't get how these kids can be so undisciplined.

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Speaker 2: Well, you'd imagine that they'd cover it up a little

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Speaker 2: bit more, though at least put the velvet rope around it.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised, But not every painting is going to be that.

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Speaker 3: You can get up close and personal for the kid

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Speaker 3: to get there and presumably reach up, depending how old

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Speaker 3: the kid was, reach up and do it.

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Speaker 2: That's bad.

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Speaker 3: How much damage did it?

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Speaker 2: Call? No, it's not bad. Officials have expressed confidence that

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Speaker 2: the painting will be able to return to public display

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Speaker 2: in the future.

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Speaker 3: And funny, if it was Edward Munch's, you know the

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Speaker 3: screen and he's scratching it and the faces going stop.

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Speaker 2: Well, remember that time Edward Edward Munch's scream got stolen

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Speaker 2: by those robbers. So I imagine the robbers down the

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Speaker 2: road with it under his arm, and.

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Speaker 3: Then she'd scratch the dogs playing poker and the dogs

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Speaker 3: had just going.

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Speaker 2: But kids, when you take them out in public, there's

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Speaker 2: always there's always.

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Speaker 3: There's always a fear. There's always a fear. One of

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Speaker 3: the first times we thought we'd try and blood lie

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Speaker 3: and when he was earlier and we'd go to a

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Speaker 3: restaurant is a fish and chip place down the road,

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Speaker 3: and he was he went to the loo and then

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Speaker 3: he charmingly was chatting to a one at the next table.

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Speaker 3: What she didn't know when I saw, to my horror

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Speaker 3: when he stepped away, he had tomato sauce all over

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Speaker 3: his hand. He's had his hand on the back of

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Speaker 3: the jumper, chatting to her like he was a matredeer.

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Speaker 2: Isn't he delightful with a big red hand print? Oh terrible,

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Speaker 2: my son. Years ago, I was wearing in a radio

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Speaker 2: station in Brisbane and they used to do a thing

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Speaker 2: called the River Fire. Basically to make the Brisbane River

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Speaker 2: look more interesting. They put fire doctor bing brown. They

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Speaker 2: put fireworks to take the focus away from the brownness

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Speaker 2: of the Brisbane River. They put fireworks all around it

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Speaker 2: and it culminates were that if eighteen I think of

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Speaker 2: the time. One of the big get out of it,

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Speaker 2: the one warplane we've got. It goes down the length

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Speaker 2: of the Brisbane River and does a giant burnout and

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Speaker 2: after burn so they dump all this fuel into the

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Speaker 2: Brisbane River and it's all fire, and it's done to

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Speaker 2: this rock and music track. You got Phil Collins in

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Speaker 2: the air tonight and all this stuff has to be

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Speaker 2: timed out to the second. So in the broadcast studio,

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Speaker 2: we've got our music timed out. And then there was

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Speaker 2: a master clock.

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Speaker 3: So you were working on the night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was working on the night and the head

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Speaker 2: technician said, everything has to be timed out perfectly to

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Speaker 2: this master clock. Every song. When Owner of a Lonely

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Speaker 2: Heart by Yes comes on, then it's got to go

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Speaker 2: into Phil Collins in the air tonight and it was all.

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Speaker 3: Got up your face. All the songs were lined up.

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Speaker 2: For when all the fireworks go off.

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Speaker 3: You're a radio guy, you know how to do.

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Speaker 2: This plane comes over the top to burn drama, timing

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Speaker 2: perfection and then trip so good at the end, and

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Speaker 2: that's all he had to do. I took my son,

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Speaker 2: who at the time was four years of age and

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Speaker 2: long just to see dad at work in his workplace.

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Speaker 2: So while the tech nician was explaining all this, and

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Speaker 2: what do you know about technicians.

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Speaker 3: They're quite down and the likes.

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Speaker 2: Our guys are great, but they can be a little

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Speaker 2: humorless sometimes is this guy and no one touched this clock.

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Speaker 2: And as to say that everything as he's turned his back,

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Speaker 2: I've watched Morgan put his finger through the clock face.

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Speaker 2: The clock didn't have a class or anything in front

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Speaker 2: of them. So he's put it through this.

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Speaker 3: You're one of his parents and their kids do no,

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Speaker 3: it was the kid.

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Speaker 2: Was like he just because as soon as he said,

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Speaker 2: don't touch this clock, Morgan's put his finger through there,

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Speaker 2: and it stopped the second hand for at least I

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Speaker 2: reckon two and a half seconds to three seconds tops.

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Speaker 2: It was almost like thing slowed down one thousand, two thousand,

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Speaker 2: you know, And I didn't say anything, No one noticed,

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Speaker 2: No one noticed anything.

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Speaker 3: And how did your sphincter go when you're watching this spectacle?

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Speaker 2: My sphincter was just And then the tech came in

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Speaker 2: and said, that clock is three seconds out. What's happened.

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Speaker 2: So this is before this is as it's going, as

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Speaker 2: the whole thing's going to air like as it's happening.

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Speaker 2: So the master clock that we'd all timed out to

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Speaker 2: was now three seconds out the other clock. So there

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Speaker 2: was a series of clocks.

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Speaker 3: What was the plane going to be on?

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Speaker 2: The plane was on the master clock. That's why we

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Speaker 2: had the master clock. And they're talking to the pilot.

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Speaker 3: But so if you're all on the same timing is

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Speaker 3: it okay? Or do some of the fireworks on another clock.

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Speaker 2: As it turned out, a headwind slowed the plane down

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Speaker 2: a little bit, so three seconds dovetailed nicely. Wow. It

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Speaker 2: was at that point that I bought up with my

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Speaker 2: son and put his finger in did you say it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But that didn't lots of kids fun.

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Speaker 2: That didn't go down well.

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Speaker 3: With your after burners were going, I bet.

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Speaker 2: And for a while then my andies were going to

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Speaker 2: look like the Brisbane River. Okay, kids, that's it today.

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Speaker 1: Come back to my more Chelsea and Amandaston