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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Showtime, get rid

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Speaker 1: of the funk out of the studio by.

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Speaker 2: Race a pig and I won't that guy is the

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Speaker 2: same size as your same bolts.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: A couple of things. Did you ask him to put

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Speaker 2: that pig race in in seven weeks seven days ago?

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Speaker 3: Had nothing to do with that. But this is the

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Speaker 3: first time we're seeing each other since I beat the pig.

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Speaker 2: So he's still talking about the pig race. And it's

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Speaker 2: last week.

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Speaker 3: I needed the week after recuperate, rest of recuperate the

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Speaker 3: hamstrings of sore.

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Speaker 2: Jack and beer partying NonStop for the last seven days. Hey,

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Speaker 2: it's the Christian O'Connell show, so I've been off this

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Speaker 2: week six Patsy's You know, pats he's got scurvy again.

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Speaker 2: She's got one of those ancient no is it she

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Speaker 2: got shingles? Shingles?

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Speaker 3: Or did you actually think she had skirvy?

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Speaker 2: I've actually got miss on this from what the texts

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Speaker 2: like a pirate illness.

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Speaker 3: Well, she got that tall shit back from Sydney poor thing.

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Speaker 2: She's got shingles.

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Speaker 3: When a weird I heard shingles is going around. Shingles

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Speaker 3: is another vaccine? Where meant to add to the list,

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Speaker 2: I got the flu JAB two weeks ago. It didn't

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Speaker 2: this morning. Right, so, because I've been all for the

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Speaker 2: So I've got in the car this morning, started to

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Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know who to be angry at,

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Speaker 2: they're gonna have to go and fill it up now,

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Speaker 2: and I can't do that thing. We just put like

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Speaker 2: he gets out, he's in shorts. They are. It's windy, wet,

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Speaker 3: And that's why I can't be a trade because my

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Speaker 2: Have to wear. You see, there's a lot in the

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Speaker 3: You get booted off the side of I want to.

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Speaker 1: I want to know, Christian Connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Who is rocking shorts today? I saw some loon in

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Speaker 2: How are we mon, Paul, Ladies and gentlemen, Very good, Paul, Paul,

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Speaker 5: I'm ten pairs of shorts, pairs of pairs of putty shorts,

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Speaker 2: Is that a chance of fourteen year old boy? Isn't it.

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Speaker 5: Fifty one years old?

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Speaker 5: I'm bringing short for you.

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Speaker 5: As Tuesday just gone. I am bulla in minus three

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Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise you getting the lounger shorts mate, around with

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Speaker 5: I got dressed out shorts and I wear footy shorts

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's go to uh Andy. Good morning Andy.

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Speaker 2: There you go, mate, Yeah, good Andy. You're in shorts today? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Yep, every day mate. It's only added that three stripes

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Speaker 2: I wish that way, you know, I could put them on,

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Speaker 2: I own them, But I'm not in this. There's no way.

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Speaker 2: All right, Andy, have a good day, enjoy your weekend,

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Speaker 2: I've seen this morning? Who is rocking shorts? I saw

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Speaker 2: that you? Paul?

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Speaker 7: Hello Christian?

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Speaker 2: Hello, are you having a good week?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 2: Are you in shorts today? Oh?

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Speaker 7: We're shorts? Three hundred and sixty five days a year,

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Speaker 2: You got married in shorts.

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Speaker 7: I got married in shorts. I've got crowd over to

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Speaker 2: I don't tell that. I don't tell that. And were

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Speaker 7: And short, short, singlet and blundstone from bloodstones from my wedding.

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Speaker 5: Certainly did she?

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Speaker 7: And that was twenty seven years ago, and still talked

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Speaker 2: on God one in four point three. Paul would love

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Speaker 2: to see a photo that is incredible. Thank you very

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Speaker 2: much for sharing it with us. Paull have a nice weekend, you.

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Speaker 1: Too, get your on Christian Connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian. My husband lives in shorts all year round. After

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Speaker 2: years of stuff needs some work. He prefers shorts as

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Speaker 2: long pants make his knees hurt more. Hey, what's it?

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Speaker 2: What they made out sacks? What if you see him

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Speaker 2: How do you know long pants? So because I haven't

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Speaker 2: Oh you've got to do that. You've got to be

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Speaker 3: I cannot pull myself away. I need somebody to rest.

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Speaker 2: Now otherwaise they track you down to somewhere like an abyss.

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Speaker 3: I spent forty five minutes with a guy, lovely guy.

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Speaker 2: You meet blockers in life, they're just blockers.

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Speaker 3: He was just a happy, go lucky footy fan and

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Speaker 3: So I'm itching, like looking over his shoulder to get away.

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Speaker 3: I'm wanting one of my friends to come rescue me

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Speaker 2: So damson in distress, I am Christian pitch stop.

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Speaker 3: I don't have what it takes to put a part

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Speaker 3: in his face and say no.

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Speaker 2: Was he with your group?

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Speaker 3: He was a friend of a friend. I'd never met

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Speaker 2: They're always the ones, aren't this the friend of the friend?

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Speaker 2: And shame on your friend for not having vented and

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Speaker 2: bringing a dull art into me. Exactly why you say

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Speaker 2: now he started telling you about tier one, tier two

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Speaker 3: Have you noticed the crane up there?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Last Friday, it was my eldest daughter, Ruby was her

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Speaker 2: So, Jackie Boye, what are you going to be doing

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Speaker 3: you just feed him for fourteen hours? Just keep him

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Speaker 3: on the boom, I mean, just on the boob.

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Speaker 2: I love you where you casually. So your wife is

439
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Speaker 2: just going to be just breastfeeding for fifteen hours. But

440
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Speaker 2: at least like it's not a thing, Like it's no

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Speaker 2: big deal.

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Speaker 3: The other thing is someone said, get on the plane first,

443
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Speaker 3: and then go and put a little chocolate on everyone's

444
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Speaker 3: seat with a note that said, sorry, where the people

445
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Speaker 3: with the baby?

446
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Speaker 2: Trust us one on the stewards. You can't just go wandering

447
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Speaker 2: on the plate. Have you see what curites is?

448
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Speaker 8: Not?

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Speaker 2: We go, I just want to baby.

450
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Speaker 3: I've got my box of favorites I'm going to put on.

451
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Speaker 2: I've got some shapes as well.

452
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Speaker 3: You go and put a note that said, hey, sorry,

453
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Speaker 3: we're the people with the baby. We really don't mean

454
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Speaker 3: to be a problem, but he might cry during the flights.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I think I think I get irritated with the

456
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Speaker 2: smugness of that, because you almost knew this baby's going

457
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Speaker 2: to be problem, and they just get on a boat.

458
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Speaker 2: Just take a boat, take the slow boat, take a clipper.

459
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Speaker 3: There's no other way to get there. We have to

460
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Speaker 3: be on this fight. Do you want to deny his

461
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Speaker 3: grandparents to see him, to look into his eyes? He's

462
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Speaker 3: got to fly on this flight. So I'm I'm ready

463
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Speaker 3: for any tips that people have. Have you been on

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Speaker 3: a flight with a baby, especially a long haul flight?

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Speaker 3: What can we do? He's three months old.

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Speaker 2: There's two there's two things, and be dealt with him.

467
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Speaker 2: It's not just the baby.

468
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Speaker 3: It's the big baby.

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Speaker 2: My advice really would center around what I used to

470
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Speaker 2: do on those self medicaid where you just leaping pills.

471
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Speaker 2: I just won't no, not see Michael Jackson. Can I

472
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Speaker 2: get you any drinks or anything? Yeah? Have you got

473
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Speaker 2: any of that Jesus juice that Michael Jackson used to have.

474
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Speaker 2: This doctor used to knock him out with. No, just

475
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Speaker 2: have a couple of beers just to take the edge

476
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Speaker 2: of it. Then when you're apologizing, you're yourself. Hey, babies?

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Speaker 2: Am I right? All right? Jack? Theese tips? And how

478
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Speaker 2: can he survive? And how can poor little baby Gordon

479
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Speaker 2: as well? So it's a fifteen hour flight for fifteen

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Speaker 2: hour into one hour floe babies on a plane, what

481
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Speaker 2: if ice or tips have you used before that work?

482
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Speaker 2: Carl Brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

484
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Speaker 2: Jackpot sneeds your help taking his baby four month old

485
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Speaker 2: on a long haul fifteen hours to America, and he's

486
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Speaker 2: looking for any tips for himself and for baby Gordon

487
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Speaker 2: as well. Can you take a baby to a hypnotherapist?

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Speaker 3: He can't even understand hello, goodbye. I'm your dad at

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Speaker 3: the moment, so I don't know how he's gonna You're

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Speaker 3: going to put him normal sleep?

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Speaker 2: Arm flight VA two one. All right, let's go to Fiona.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Fiona. You doing Yeah, good Fiona. So what's

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Speaker 2: your tip for Jack?

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Speaker 9: So the baby's going to be fine once you're up

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Speaker 9: in the air, he'll be fine. The problem that you're

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Speaker 9: going to have is transitting between flight to flight. So

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Speaker 9: you're carrying a baby, you're carrying your luggage. You're going

498
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Speaker 9: to need that prem with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you take I take it. You're taking the collapsible

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Speaker 2: pram and stuff like that. What is that?

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Speaker 3: Can You can't take the pram on the plane.

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Speaker 2: It's like extra backage. You have to fold it up

503
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Speaker 2: right at the gate. They let you take it to

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Speaker 2: the gate. Then you fold it away.

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Speaker 3: Do you have to have a special small travel pram

506
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Speaker 3: or can we because we take your pram we've got

507
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Speaker 3: a big, bulky one.

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Speaker 9: Though, well you might have to ask the airline. I

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Speaker 9: traveled with my three months old and a two year

510
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Speaker 9: old from Melbourne to Israel, and oh gosh, it's yeah, gosh, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, gosh. That's one word, a strong word, is it?

512
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Speaker 2: It's four letters? Anyone who can say on air.

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Speaker 3: I don't look forward to the transit. I don't even

514
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Speaker 3: like getting in and out of the car seat. It's stressful,

515
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Speaker 3: isn't it getting to the airport. You're right, and then

516
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Speaker 3: you've got to wheel the suitcases along. Ye, go through

517
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Speaker 3: all the security.

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Speaker 2: You will now see from now or when you see

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Speaker 2: a couple who've got a little baby, you just give

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Speaker 2: them nothing but sympathy, like, oh god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do we get to go priority line at any anywhere?

522
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Speaker 3: Can we jump the que at right? Actually that's a win.

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Speaker 2: I still got away with it, even though I've got

524
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Speaker 2: two sort of you know, seventeen fifty old teenagers ago

525
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Speaker 2: they work babies once they grew up so quick. Yeah,

526
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Speaker 2: thank you very much. You call good luck, thank you.

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Speaker 2: You need to check out about the PRAM and stuff

528
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Speaker 2: like that with the l on. But yeah, you're allowed

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Speaker 2: to take prams. You get all the way to the gates,

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Speaker 2: you go through security still with the prams.

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Speaker 3: And then what is he sleep in on the actual fly.

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Speaker 2: That I forgot about the other stress a bit. You've

533
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Speaker 2: got the pram, you've got to clapse it, put it

534
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Speaker 2: on that belt to go through security. Now in the

535
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Speaker 2: X ray you need to get their butt five hours earlier.

536
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Speaker 2: It takes why that your fingers are going to get

537
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Speaker 2: pinched and stuff like that. Trapped beast, beast of a thing,

538
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Speaker 2: aren't they? I thought by now because obviously when I

539
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Speaker 2: when I when when the kids were babies, like seventeen

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Speaker 2: fifteen years ago for me, I thought that would just

541
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Speaker 2: be one button and they all.

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Speaker 3: Just every time, really every time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a nightmare, an't they wish? But you got

544
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Speaker 2: to pull out first. Here we go here, Kevin, Good morning, Kevin.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, gone.

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Speaker 2: How are you well? What helped can you offer? Jackie boy?

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Speaker 2: You've done the long horse, You've gone Australia to England.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I did twenty prad basically twenty four hours. We

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Speaker 10: had I think it was a break in Singapore at

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Speaker 10: the time, but we had an eighteen month old obviously

551
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Speaker 10: a lot bigger than your little bub.

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Speaker 11: I.

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Speaker 10: Actually, when we got on the flight, we were accompanied

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Speaker 10: by a tour of English rugby players coming back home.

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Speaker 12: To look at those idiots. Maybe it's okay, so we

556
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Speaker 12: need a rugby team high rugby to go with you.

557
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Speaker 12: The decoy idiots, tacoy dicks there.

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Speaker 10: They were all a bit hung over and.

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Speaker 8: As I can.

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Speaker 10: Imagine, I ended up having to sort of stand majority

561
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Speaker 10: of the flight trying to keep him settle because he

562
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Speaker 10: wouldn't settle anyway. Going up on the flight.

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Speaker 2: You just got to walk up and down, shigging them

564
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Speaker 2: up and down. What you think it's watching the movie.

565
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Speaker 3: In durant rights, I'd rather run a marathon.

566
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Speaker 2: This is what the job. What do you think you're

567
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Speaker 2: going to check this watch Elvis to watch list.

568
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Speaker 3: This is not You cannot brand this as a holder.

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Speaker 3: This is not a.

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Speaker 2: Holiday, Kevin, what happened? Yes it is, Kevin. Thank you

571
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Speaker 2: very much for the words of wisdom.

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Speaker 4: Oh the best of you guys.

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Speaker 2: Very much. Yeah, there's like a reality check more than

574
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Speaker 2: words of wisdom. Have any of these helps I'll.

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Speaker 3: Buy Kevin's flight to l A if he comes with me,

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Speaker 3: hold my baby.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Emails asking where I've been. I've

579
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Speaker 2: found whatever this flu lurg is. One of you said,

580
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Speaker 2: old did the kids look after you? Have you met teenagers? No?

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Speaker 2: Not at all. In fact, yesterday I was still in bed.

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Speaker 2: It's like half ten in the morning. I was still

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Speaker 2: in bed and my daughter goes, so I didn't know

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Speaker 2: if she was still at home. I said, shouldn't you

585
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Speaker 2: be at school? She's like, shouldn't you be at work?

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Speaker 2: These two things aren't equal. I'm scathing, I said. She goes,

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Speaker 2: I need you to tell me to train station. I

588
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Speaker 2: need to go to school. Now I went back again,

589
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Speaker 2: why are you there? And then she goes, sister coming

590
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Speaker 2: to day today soon. I allowed to get there at eleven.

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Speaker 2: Now you know where? You don't even want to check?

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Speaker 2: So I went, okay, right, So no, I drop off

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Speaker 2: at the at the train station and she's all stressy

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Speaker 2: and she's worried about it, and so I think I

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Speaker 2: think I know what I do. Our surprise. All right,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to park in the train station cover. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to get out of the car. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: stand by the chain fence. I'm going to wave till

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Speaker 2: she goes by. That's a nice thing to do, right,

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Speaker 2: So I'm just waving in the train. I can't see it.

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Speaker 2: I'm waving at it right and then I go, ah,

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Speaker 2: should it way back? Can't? I couldn't see him. I

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Speaker 2: thought maybe she must have seen me, but didn't want

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Speaker 2: to wave back, you know, too cool for school and

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Speaker 2: all this in her uniform. So I ran there and go, hey,

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Speaker 2: I was just waving at your train. Did you see me?

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Speaker 2: She goes, I'm look the other way. I'm still on

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Speaker 2: the platform. I missed that trade. You are just waving

609
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Speaker 2: and around and trade goes. Someone could have recognized you, went.

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Speaker 2: He's not on air this week hanging around the train

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Speaker 2: stations waving at trains. I don't think he's willing that.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Time for knock off Friday. What time are you knocking

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Speaker 2: off today? And what is the highlight of this weekend?

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Speaker 2: Few share it with us? Nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: oh four three. What are you up to? Jackie boy?

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Speaker 3: I've got my son twice this weekend? Gordon. That makes

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Speaker 3: it sound like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Saying, right, so you are divorced, stab or something.

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Speaker 3: No, I've just got him on my own. So three

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Speaker 3: hours this afternoon was a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You see me sometimes in the early days because it's

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Speaker 2: all on you, and you're it's the most responsibility you've

624
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Speaker 2: ever had in your life so far, isn't it. You

625
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Speaker 2: got to keep them safe alive. And then you're like,

626
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Speaker 2: what do I do if they if they don't respond

627
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Speaker 2: to what I normally do, what I've seen you doing

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Speaker 2: when they start crying.

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Speaker 3: I'm good in short berths. I found with him three hours.

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Speaker 2: We've all found that working with you, like real lights, lightning.

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Speaker 3: Boost, fifteen minutes is the gone zone.

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Speaker 2: You can't be a daddy, no, no, no, you should

633
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Speaker 2: write a book the fifteen minute dad. You know Tim

634
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Speaker 2: Ferris did the four hour work week. The fifteen minute dad.

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Speaker 3: Bet it's the lights that throughout the day. Add all

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Speaker 3: those fifteen minutes together and you've.

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Speaker 2: Got a great day. You've got a great dad, a

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Speaker 2: patchwork quilt of a dad.

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Speaker 3: But three unanswered hours, you know, back to back to

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Speaker 3: back to back.

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Speaker 2: Sure, that's a lot. Where is Banka hiding from you? All?

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Speaker 3: She is at the hairdresser this afternoon, then the longest

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Speaker 3: stretch on Sunday as she goes to a collaging workshop,

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Speaker 3: and I'll be at home with Gordon a collage that

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Speaker 3: you heard me correctly, a collaging workshop.

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Speaker 2: And that's that's all the day, is it?

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Speaker 3: That's all Sunday? Apparently collage from midday right up till

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Speaker 3: dinner time.

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Speaker 2: Someone can get a day out of teaching collaging.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't think there was that much to it.

651
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Speaker 3: Rip something out of a magazine, stick a different bits

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Speaker 3: of paper.

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Speaker 2: So what are you going to do with Gordon? Have

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Speaker 2: you got plenty gonna go? Are you able to go

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Speaker 2: swimming yet with a little fellow?

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Speaker 3: I haven't been swimming with him yet?

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Speaker 2: And take him swimming?

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Speaker 3: I'm definitely not. I can hardly swim well, I haven't terrible.

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Speaker 3: I am not taking him in the water on super virus,

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Speaker 3: No kidding me.

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Speaker 2: You'll be in that floating ring and him, you know that.

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Speaker 2: You know why I do.

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Speaker 3: Want to get him. I saw these like a floating

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Speaker 3: ring that goes around his neck, and it looks kind

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Speaker 3: of vicious because it's like it looks like it's right

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Speaker 3: around his neck, but it actually just helps him float

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Speaker 3: from the neck up.

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Speaker 2: So all he never seen one of those. Are you

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Speaker 2: sure that's just not a kid that was rescued at sea?

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Speaker 2: That is not a leisure item.

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Speaker 3: It's to help them swim in larger bodies of water

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Speaker 3: than the bar.

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Speaker 2: What were you going in the ocean? Two bodies of

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Speaker 2: water than the bar?

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Speaker 3: Actually, if anyone's used that and can recommend it, I

676
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Speaker 3: was almost this close to buying it.

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Speaker 2: All right, this week came for me. I'm off too

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Speaker 2: because of Miss Pottery Club this week, so I probably

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Speaker 2: see bean cook probably the same place you should have colashing.

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Speaker 2: It's my it's our fine your throw this time we'll

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Speaker 2: be doing this pottery weekly pottery course with my daughter.

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Speaker 3: Is that what they called a throw?

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Speaker 2: Hell, we call it a throw side? Every whe else

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Speaker 2: is talking to a pottery muggle. Yeah, it's all about

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Speaker 2: the throw. If you don't get the throw right, you

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Speaker 2: won't get the sculpt and the lift right either.

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Speaker 3: So does that mean on Monday we'll be able to

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Speaker 3: see your finished product?

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Speaker 2: On Monday you'll be able to see some of the

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Speaker 2: finished products, because it's the final throw will be tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: We've got to glaze it. Okay, of course, and it'll

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Speaker 2: be two or three weeks. However, date for diary in

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Speaker 2: July in.

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Speaker 3: The kiln for two to three weeks.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, in two or three weeks time. There's going

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Speaker 2: to be an exhibition of so please date for Diary

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Speaker 2: in July. Team Inspent you all there in Bentley at

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Speaker 2: Cones Studio and exhibition and you will get to see

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Speaker 2: for the first time my duality range.

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Speaker 3: And the next piece is I haven't.

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Speaker 2: Might have been colored? Not with just one color, but

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Speaker 2: with two colors?

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Speaker 3: How does he do it?

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Speaker 2: The duality range just show the dual nature of mankind,

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Speaker 2: love and hate.

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Speaker 3: He can be blue and you can be red.

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Speaker 2: You've got it, You've got it. Duality by Christian O'Connor.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait for over.

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Speaker 2: I will be bringing some pieces in on Monday show what.

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Speaker 3: The ones that don't make the guy?

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Speaker 2: You wait to see these as well? All right, so

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Speaker 2: what are you up to this weekend? What is the

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Speaker 2: highlight of your weekend?

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Speaker 1: Give us a call Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for your tips for check you

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Speaker 2: by about how to survive taking a baby on a plane.

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Speaker 2: Interesting email here from Matt, a former pineer. Christian Matthew.

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Speaker 2: Here I was on a long haul flight with my wife,

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Speaker 2: who'd never been on a plane before well, and our

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Speaker 2: eight week old newborn. We got through the worst part

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Speaker 2: of the light fairly unscared. As we begun the descent

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Speaker 2: for the landing, baby really kicked off the ear paane,

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Speaker 2: and the only way to solve it was to get

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Speaker 2: him back on the boob. Unfortunately, my wife wasn't quite

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Speaker 2: ready to feed at the time, so I whipped up

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Speaker 2: my shirt. What hey, what, don't judge it, this might

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Speaker 2: be you just start loup up those nipples right now.

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Speaker 2: With ever the other passenger in the surrounding rows looking

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Speaker 2: at me like I was crazy. I popped him on

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Speaker 2: my He says, here nips short for nipple. The sucking

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Speaker 2: managed to get his ears to pop. Food for thought

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Speaker 2: for young Jackie Bye on that low old fifteen hour flight.

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Speaker 2: That is an idea I have.

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Speaker 3: I have thought. There has been a couple of times

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Speaker 3: where I thought, because he'll just go for anything when

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Speaker 3: he's hungry. He'll suck on your arm, he'll hit a

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Speaker 3: little vampire. Yeah, he just doesn't know what a booby is.

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Speaker 3: He thinks anything is boob. Sometimes I put my nose

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Speaker 3: in his mouth and he thinks that's a boob and

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Speaker 3: that's a little prank cup play on him.

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Speaker 2: I have thought before, well, I mean, this is stuff

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Speaker 2: you can do today when you've got those three hours

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Speaker 2: with him today. You know the old is it a

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Speaker 2: boob or not? Great fun game.

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Speaker 3: I have thought what he would feel like to put

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Speaker 3: him on my nipple, But I've never actually gone as

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Speaker 3: fire as on ice.

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Speaker 2: That's in a halfway house. So suddenly you're suddenly a

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Speaker 2: very different person and got oh, just that that bit

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Speaker 2: of pain there. Next thing, you know, you're into pegs

751
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Speaker 2: and whatever goes on. Who knows what that could open

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Speaker 2: up for him anyway, Matthew, thank you very much. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: get some basoline, Okay, get to Vassline flat flight. You

754
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Speaker 2: will do anything in a desperate situation. Yeah. This email

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Speaker 2: here is lates La Party from Bruce Christian. I've got

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Speaker 2: a lates La Party's story for you. While ago on

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Speaker 2: the show, you're talking about people sleeping unusual places. That

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Speaker 2: remind me When I was five years old, my family

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Speaker 2: were moving house. My my dad were very busy organizing the movers,

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Speaker 2: buying furniture, doing some final planning, et cetera. So my

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Speaker 2: grandmother was left to drive me and my brother to

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Speaker 2: the new place. She knew that having two small boys

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Speaker 2: in the car for a long haul could be quite handful,

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Speaker 2: but this was our age. Oh my god, they're not

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Speaker 2: about nan. They're getting on the boob, are they? No? No,

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Speaker 2: just went ahead. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, all dusty. No.

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Speaker 2: Grandma took a sheet off the bed and folded it

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Speaker 2: in half. She then rolled down the rear windows of

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Speaker 2: her old Chevrolet, then rolled them back up again, trapping

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Speaker 2: the ends of the sheet and creating a makeshift hammock

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Speaker 2: over the backseat of the car. She popped me in

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Speaker 2: the hammock, along with my blanket, my favorite Teddy Bear,

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Speaker 2: where I slept for mostly twelve I we drive the house.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Bruce. Well again mate, why don't

775
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Speaker 2: you make a hammer complain?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: On the product, Thank you very much. There's always the

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Speaker 2: home of your emails Christian at Christian dot com.

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Speaker 6: Do you This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: The other day we found myself getting mad that they've

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Speaker 2: changed the layout slightly of the supermarket. Right, and when

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Speaker 2: you go to a supermarket. You know where everything is, right,

783
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Speaker 2: you're going to go here to get that. Then I

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Speaker 2: go there to get that, and you just want it

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Speaker 2: to be easy. Right, it works for everyone, Well know

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Speaker 2: where we're going. And then all of sudden, overnight, I

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Speaker 2: know what, because they get bored or they just are

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Speaker 2: they laughing behind us, they're looking on the cameras giggling

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Speaker 2: at us. Suddenly they've changed the layout for no good reason.

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Speaker 3: They want us in that maze they do. I'm convinced

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Speaker 3: because anytime you go to a supermarket that's not your

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Speaker 3: home ground, your home turf, you don't know where you're going,

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Speaker 3: and you're wandering around for ages. I refuse to ask

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Speaker 3: anybody where something is. Go up and down every aisle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up, sheeple, this goes to the man. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: That's real. You know, you're fully grown adult, isn't it

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Speaker 2: when you're getting mad at they've changed slightly. It wasn't

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Speaker 2: like it was chaos and we're all just colliding into

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Speaker 2: each other in a big orgy of arms and legs,

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Speaker 2: like where are the big beans?

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Speaker 3: But in that moment you would have thought, well, who

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Speaker 3: do I right to about this? The council three airw

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Speaker 3: who is.

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Speaker 2: The same thing in the city, same thing. There are

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Speaker 2: signs that you know you're an adult. The other thing

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Speaker 2: is the other day. We have this thing once a week.

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Speaker 2: You ever used in Marley Spoon you ordered like a.

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Speaker 3: Couple of we've used Hello Fresh, same sort of thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the ingredients turn up. You know they've got all

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Speaker 2: the food there. And you have like the instructions I

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Speaker 2: think called instructions, No recipe, that's the word. Yeah, instructures

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Speaker 2: a flat pack. That's how I cook like that with

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Speaker 2: a hex screw. Anyway, I was about to break down

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Speaker 2: the cardboard box. I thought, you know what, that's a

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Speaker 2: good sturdy box. That couldn't ard me one day. I'll

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Speaker 2: keep this.

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Speaker 3: Who knows when you might need to shift something that.

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Speaker 11: I say that about Marley Spoom Stables.

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Speaker 2: That is a solid box. I put it in the carriage.

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Speaker 2: I went, I've got no other box like that. There's

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Speaker 2: about five other boxes I've kept for a rainy day boxes.

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Speaker 2: You never know when you might need a sturdy box. Go.

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Speaker 2: I've got a couple of different options for your kids.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I can add to this. When you know you're

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Speaker 3: an adult, we have a new system for sorting our

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Speaker 3: bed sheets at home, so to make sure they're all

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Speaker 3: together and you're not scrambling like, oh, where's the pillowcases

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Speaker 3: that match the doner cover. Now you get all the sheets,

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Speaker 3: the fitted sheet, the doner, the pillows, and you put

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Speaker 3: them all in one pillow case neatly wrap it up

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Speaker 3: so it looks like a big plump pillow. Oh wow,

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Speaker 3: and you look for the pattern of the pillow. You go,

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Speaker 3: I'll have that. You open it up, it's all in.

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Speaker 2: It's like a cal Zoni.

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Speaker 3: It's like a Babushka dole of your bed sheets.

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Speaker 2: This is amazing. So what do you do? Smush it

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Speaker 2: all in?

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Speaker 3: There is a You fold it like very happy.

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Speaker 2: In the box.

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Speaker 3: You roll it up nice and tight. You go your

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Speaker 3: fitted sheet, you go, you do the cover. You got

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Speaker 3: your other pillows, and then the one pillow case over

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Speaker 3: the top.

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Speaker 2: Now would imagine seeing that in the cup or whatever

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Speaker 2: is we please into the eyes?

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Speaker 3: Well, it is pleasing to the eye and easy to

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Speaker 3: select what I feel like brown today.

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Speaker 2: That's another thing when you're an adult as well. We

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Speaker 2: things are just pleasing to the eye. That pleases my eyes.

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Speaker 2: All right, what are the signs when you know you're

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Speaker 2: an adult. Keep those boxes.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Just going to go and see this new basil Iman

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Speaker 2: Elvis movie tomorrow, going to go and see by myself.

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Speaker 2: I said to my wife, do you want to go

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Speaker 2: and see the new Elvis movie over the weekend? She said, Now,

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Speaker 2: I'd be what. I'm worried that it'd be too much

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Speaker 2: singing in it. That's why I'm going. That's why I'm going.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to know more of about the King?

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Speaker 3: Not another song?

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Speaker 2: Oh God, here we go? Is he going to start

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Speaker 2: singing again? The King? All right, that's morning. Then we're

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Speaker 2: asking you on nine four one four one o four three,

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Speaker 2: how do you know you're an adult? Signs you know

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Speaker 2: you're an adult? The other day I really felt like

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Speaker 2: as an adults getting mad that the supermarket had slightly

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Speaker 2: changed its layout. Christian, you know you're an adult when

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Speaker 2: roof boxes for cars become interesting three hundred and ninety

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Speaker 2: meters capacity. I'll have that, Christian. I spotted a cardboard

870
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: box to work and found myself thinking that is a

871
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: good looking box. Hay for moving house one day. So

872
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 2: I've kept it. I've got our planets to move house

873
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 2: but I've got that box ready for if we do. Christian,

874
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: you know you're an adult when you're more interested in

875
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: the ants and cross and caked decorating sections at the

876
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 2: Rayal Melbourne Show rather than the rides. You can't start

877
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: a movie off day, have this conversation.

878
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 11: Like, oh, you're crazy, what are you going to finish

879
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 11: ten forty five?

880
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 2: We will being asleep within of it.

881
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: Next next Friday night, essen you're playing in Perth. The

882
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: game doesn't start to eight thirty yet.

883
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: Are they mad? It's crazy. Let's go on their AFL

884
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: house at eighte o'clock. We're going to suppress play now.

885
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: We can't live like this, Chris Christian, you stand staring

886
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: at the back door with a cup of tea, contemplating

887
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:51,720
Speaker 2: the grass is too wet to cut today that Dylan Jason,

888
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: good morning.

889
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 1: Good morning guys.

890
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: There you're going, Yeah, we're go Jason, Welcome to the show,

891
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 2: thanks to Corn. So you know you're an adult when.

892
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: You're really I realized I was an adult when I

893
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: stopped running places like as as a kid.

894
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 3: You know you're run from here today today they're always running.

895
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 5: You just run.

896
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 8: And then one day I got up and thought no,

897
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 8: I'm going to walk.

898
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: Those days are over an adult. Don't need to be

899
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 2: nothing's exciting anymore to be anywhere. Troll you stroll.

900
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 3: Check it out, Jason. When's the last time you ran?

901
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 4: Well?

902
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: Quite some time ago. Good follow up questions? All right, Jason,

903
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: thank you very much for call. Have a nice weekend,

904
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: Love Clune, Yes, yeah, locklu How do you know you're

905
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 2: an adult?

906
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 4: I think it's I think I realized that not too

907
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 4: long my preferences for function and form for my clothing

908
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 4: sort of shifted. So I found a black T shirt

909
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 4: that I liked, so I bought fifteen more of them

910
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 4: exactly the same, so I don't.

911
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 2: Have to choose the same. Why don't you try one

912
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: black T shirt and it fits and hangs right for you.

913
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: I'll get a couple of them. This is me done

914
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: for not a year or two now. I don't need

915
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 2: to go.

916
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 4: Close winning underwear everything.

917
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: By all clothes, yea, and to find the right.

918
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 4: One just that's it doesn't matter if it doesn't have

919
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 4: to be perfectly you know they want the same one yesterday? No,

920
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 4: it's fine, way lucky.

921
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,720
Speaker 2: Where did you get that black T shirt from? Always

922
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 2: in the market for a new black T shirt. Where

923
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: did you get it?

924
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 4: There's so many found, There's ons of culture kings, well

925
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 4: made basic black teeth.

926
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 11: And I'm about to say I'm intimidated that it's like

927
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 11: going into it before and do a couple of shots

928
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 11: as a walk in.

929
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Speaker 3: Actually not even do I not go in. I do

930
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: a wide birth.

931
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 2: Yeah me too. Yeah.

932
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 4: I was part of part of my online lockdown shopping sprees.

933
00:41:55,080 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: I brought a bunch of stuff and intimating and they

934
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: just say, you're here to get someone for your kids

935
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: to give. Just over there, old timey, all right, lucky,

936
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 2: thank you very much. You call. I have a good weekend,

937
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 2: tes you, Mandy? You know you an adult? When what's

938
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: it for you? Mandy?

939
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 13: When I got excited over a dice and vacuum cleaner?

940
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they are say this, they are they are?

941
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 2: Is it the one the cordless one with no you

942
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 2: know cord no no, just sounds ancient.

943
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 13: I think I bought it about twelve years ago about

944
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 13: the pressure. All my friends are buying it, and I thought, fine,

945
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 13: I'll see what all the hypees about. And oh my god,

946
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 13: life changing they are, though, yeah, it still remains like

947
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 13: sucking power it's like the best thing in my parton.

948
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: It's more reliable than a man or anything else in

949
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: my life. That's amazingly Mandy, thank you very much. You call.

950
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 13: Thanks guys, have a good day.

951
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 2: A brainer.

952
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Question of Carls podcast.

953
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 2: Christian, my favorite wouldn't spoon in the kitchen fell behind

954
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 2: the back of the drawer. I can't reach it. It

955
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: was devastating. It's my favorite kitchen utensil. When they break,

956
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 2: like your favorite one, you didn't realize it was your favorite.

957
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: It's like a great friend you don't see anymore. You

958
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 2: didn't know at the time. You didn't know at the time.

959
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 2: That might be the last time you use it. Christian.

960
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 2: You get annoyed when you've missed the opportunity of getting

961
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 2: your towels done on a good drying day. Damn it,

962
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 2: lovely sunny day like this. I could have done what

963
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: two or three washes? Christian. You know you're an adult

964
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 2: when you have a favorite ring on the stovetop Yes,

965
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: top right for me, top right? What's it for you? Jack?

966
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 3: You do I go bottom right?

967
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 2: Do you really?

968
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 8: Oh?

969
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: It feels too near the edge handle?

970
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 3: No, I like having a knife and close to me.

971
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'd like a little reach other top there,

972
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 2: KEI this corn. These are great Christian. You know you're

973
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 2: an adult when you check how empty the bin is

974
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 2: before you wheel it back in on a rubbish collection day,

975
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: I always do they go, they've any emptied that yet

976
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: they've got it and wheel that in Christian on a

977
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 2: beautiful sunny day. You think it, I could be. I

978
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 2: could have done five washes today and another one here.

979
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 2: You start wondering where all your different socks have gone

980
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 2: when you were grown up. Let's go do Brett, Good morning, Brett,

981
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 2: the right right there you go, Brett. I let you

982
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: earn some sort of FBI voice disguise on a documentary. Sorry, Brett, signs,

983
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: you know you're an adult.

984
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 13: Signs.

985
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 4: You know it's when you're This is a bit of

986
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 4: a man thing as well. So this is when you're

987
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 4: in your garage and you hear a power talk golf

988
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 4: in the distance and you have to go and find

989
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 4: out what it is and where it is.

990
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 2: The ancient cry of another wolf? What is that? It

991
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: sounds like a duel, but a new one. Brett. That's

992
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 2: a great one, Thank you very much.

993
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 4: May have a good weekend.

994
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 2: Paul, Good morning, Paul, morning, Christian and Gang?

995
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 13: How are you?

996
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 2: You have a good Paul? And what's the sign for you?

997
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 2: Then you know you're an adult when well.

998
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 8: Mike, I knew I was an adult when not. Only

999
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 8: the position of your credit cards and so forth in

1000
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 8: your wallet or purse is important, but you have to

1001
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 8: buy one so you can actually tear it like a

1002
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 8: threefold wallet and know exactly where things are.

1003
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your order? I know the order of mine.

1004
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that I had an order now, but

1005
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 2: now you mention it. Yeah, what's it for you? You go?

1006
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 2: Credit card? What about your medic card and your driving license?

1007
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 8: Licenses on the left, personal credit card, f poss in

1008
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 8: the middle, all on the top, work credit card on

1009
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 8: the right, health insurance left bottom. All the coffee redemption

1010
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 8: cards now for coffee redemption card isn't in the place,

1011
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 8: and it's somewhere else, and you're standing there and you

1012
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 8: don't get your redemption.

1013
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 4: It's pretty upsetting. So it's hird wallet.

1014
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 3: You look like a complete fool if you can't get

1015
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 3: that stamp.

1016
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't want you've ever been in

1017
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 2: that situation, mate, It's tough. You can't come back that

1018
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: you might as well leave the venue.

1019
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 8: Everyone's looking at you.

1020
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they all know they the wrong spot. You

1021
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: should have checked out.

1022
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 3: This man doesn't ordering his squall properly.

1023
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 5: It's like you've been at the shops with me.

1024
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: Paul. That's a great one. Have a lovely weekend you too.

1025
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 13: Thanks.

1026
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1027
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 2: Time for this morning's at a time Waiter time Wai

1028
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: stir today on International Clown Week That is the thing

1029
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 2: we're looking for. Your circus movie circus movies, roll right up.

1030
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 3: When's the last time you went to a circus?

1031
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: I know, probably about fifteen years ago. We took the kid.

1032
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 2: Now I tell you what happened. No no, no, oh no,

1033
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 2: coming back to him guard that was it. Nine years

1034
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: ago when I turned forty, my wife goes to me, oh,

1035
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 2: the kids want to take you to the circus, and

1036
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 2: I went, that's not a gift for an up, grown up,

1037
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: that's not a fortieth But who to turn forty? And

1038
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: then but in that big old stigma of like animal

1039
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 2: dungue and clowns running at me out of the are

1040
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: so we had to go horrendous, had a great time.

1041
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: Kids are like mini psychopaths, animals being held against their will,

1042
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: made to do tricks.

1043
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 3: And did they do any like the ring Master going

1044
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 3: anyone's birthday in here, and a punch of kids went.

1045
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 2: Yes. Kids pointed to me. The guy saw my wife,

1046
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 2: I think, get a crusher and got my wife found

1047
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 2: cracked an egg on her head. And that was the

1048
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 2: highlight of my birthday. I laughed my head off, was resuming.

1049
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 2: She didn't know her hair done like two. I think

1050
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: about it. Had a great time. I have had my

1051
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 2: fiftieth next year. They won't go against circus, I say,

1052
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 2: all right, Circus movies, Acra bat Man, Silver Inglorious Leotard's

1053
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 2: Gold nine and a half, Freaks, circus language, circus language.

1054
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 2: I'm using circus language here, dude, where's my clown car?

1055
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 2: Gold and three man? And then a little bearded lady.

1056
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: I'm using circus language. Silver plus, I'd see that show.

1057
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 2: We'd see that show, Jackie By. What if you got circus.

1058
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: Movie circus movies, Yes, Doctor Juggle and mister Hyde.

1059
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 4: Who that is.

1060
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: Juggle? You know? Yeah? Silver Silver black Hawk clown clown.

1061
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: That's good. That sus like a horror movie. Actually, gold

1062
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 2: strong men hysteric goats with those waxed stand of otaches.

1063
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: Gold for that as well.

1064
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 3: And Steve Martin went to a French circus in the

1065
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 3: Jerk Dosle No step too far, he's in the jerk.

1066
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he's in the bronze all right. So we're

1067
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 2: looking for your circus movies. The Christian O'Connell show podcast

1068
00:48:54,960 --> 00:49:00,479
Speaker 2: Today we're talking about circuses. It's International Clown Week Movies

1069
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: a Center Chat. There's something about circus where they feel

1070
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 2: like from a very different time where even in the

1071
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 2: guys of like strange stuff that you say up in

1072
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: the eighties, how the circuses were a big thing of

1073
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: like the animals performing. I guess it was before Netflix,

1074
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: where you could draw a crowd just with a lady

1075
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: swinging from a rope to another rope and people would

1076
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 2: go whoa, and that guy there with the drum and.

1077
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 3: I was very inspired when I saw a circus as

1078
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: a teenager. I saw a lady who did tricks with

1079
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 3: an acoustic guitar. So she came out, lay on her back,

1080
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 3: put her feet up in the air, and then would

1081
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 3: kick the guitar into the air and flip it around

1082
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 3: and then catch it with her feet. And I was

1083
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 3: starting a band at the same time, and I was convinced.

1084
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Speaker 3: I was like, I have to learn these tricks, so

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Speaker 3: that midway through the set, I would get down on

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Speaker 3: my back, kick the guitar in the air, catch it

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Speaker 3: in my feet, kick it up again, and then play

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Speaker 3: the next song.

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Speaker 2: It's an original take. I've never seen that in a

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Speaker 2: rock band. Someone do that, all right? So today, then

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Speaker 2: we're looking for your circus movies. Jack, you read Tomark,

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Speaker 2: Let's do it big top Gun, Bronze yea lady the

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Speaker 2: trampoline Gold. That's very good, Johnny boy, have a gold

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Speaker 2: contortion air Gold and simon me myself and Carnie Corey

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00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 2: whom you mean? Trapeze Silva, Lord of the Ringmaster and

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00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 2: Commander Bronze Jason and the Acrobatsonauts one flew over the

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Speaker 2: Cannon's net Gold. Have you ever seen the old human Cannibal?

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Speaker 2: Need to see the canniball that that was a highlight

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Speaker 2: for me, The human Cannibal. Weekend at Bobo's. Clowns are

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Speaker 2: roughly called, aren't they. I think there's any of about

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Speaker 2: three clown names.

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00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 3: Bobo, Bosa, Yeah, Bojo, Mobo.

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Speaker 2: Gold, Steve Barder Weekend at Bobos when Harry met Caroselli Gold,

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Speaker 2: that's genius. Danny Powell juggling, Miss Daisy Broten's clowns on

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00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: a plane Silver, Edward jugglehands solved, Christian. It's another night,

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Speaker 2: another performance, new crowd, old routine, same animals. What is it?

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Speaker 2: It's clownhog Day Gold? That is very good. Can you

1108
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Speaker 2: put your name on that? Please put your name on

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00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,760
Speaker 2: great ones like that? Silence of the clowns, Oh Brons,

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00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 2: terrifying juggling, Miss Daisy Brons, saving sideshow, Ryan Gold, snake

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Speaker 2: charmer on the gold. Does anyone ever seen a snake

1112
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Speaker 2: charmer at the circus? I don't think I ever saw

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00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 2: a snake shoved Servius. All right, then we are back

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Speaker 2: Monday morning. When you wake up, we have to return

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Speaker 2: to circuses. I don't know what it is. I do

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00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 2: not want to move on on Monday when we come back.

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00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 2: Anything any circus store worries you've got about anything that

1118
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 2: happened at a circus, We want to hear about it.

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Speaker 2: I was just telling Jack and Rio in the studio help.

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Speaker 2: When we first moved here and my wife and I

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00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 2: got invited to some dinner parties. So there's a lot

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00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: of people we didn't know, mums and dad stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to make a good impression, and this just

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00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: suddenly goes my wife. When you stand a question, are

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Speaker 2: you any old brothers or sisters? Are you the eldest

1126
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 2: in your family? She goes our younger brother, but we

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00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 2: don't really talk about him because he ran away when

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Speaker 2: he was young and he joined the circus, right and

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00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: she moved on. I was like, oh my, you hear

1130
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: about this? When am I ever going to be set

1131
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 2: up as someone who's a family member ran away to

1132
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Speaker 2: join the circus?

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Speaker 3: What became of you?

1134
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Speaker 2: So I started, Yeah, I started to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: My wife was given the old kick under the table,

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Speaker 2: like said, they don't talk about it? Was when am

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Speaker 2: I ever going.

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Speaker 3: To How are you get to sleep at night? With

1139
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 3: all those questions?

1140
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Speaker 2: Head? So many questions? Jack, So on Monday show, they're

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Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three email anytime

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Speaker 2: one over the weekend, Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com

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Speaker 2: au any any circus stories whatsoever? But the whole Do

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Speaker 2: you know anyone that actually ran away? You might know

1145
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: someone or a friend of one or a neighbor. You

1146
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 2: heard about Uncle Derek ran off. The next thing you know,

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Speaker 2: he's Boso or Bobo, one of the two only existing

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Speaker 2: cloud names, joined the Circus Circus Stories. Have a great week.

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Speaker 2: Care We're back Monday.

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