WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 17th September 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.920 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.760 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.559 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.880 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:18.360 peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:22.360 the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and i'll welcome back to 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:24.200 another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.360 I'm Laura, I'm Brittany Mitch, and this is. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.080 Our well, it's our podcast version of the radio show 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.320 that we do every Saturday morning together. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.440 It is our Life Uncut radio show. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.000 Yeah, we did like tap on this when we started 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:38.760 the show. But Laura ate a meat pie with her. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.400 Fingers today and it was amazing. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:41.839 And you said you eat them top to bottom, is 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:42.159 it right? 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.839 I scooped out the mints throughout the show with my 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:46.000 index finger. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:49.159 And dropped in on the ground as well. There's a 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:51.400 lot going on, but it was beautiful and here we 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.360 are the teams back together again. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.440 Beautiful, Piet beautiful. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.120 I don't know, no, but you know what this is. 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.480 Okay, So if you missed us live on the airways, 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.480 we are every Saturday morning ten to twelve on the 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:04.720 Kiss Network. You can listen to our radio show. But 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.840 if you don't listen to radio because you're running around 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.160 doing other stuff. Maybe you're in the shower, maybe you're 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.479 sitting on the loop. This is all of the best 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.160 parts packaged up. And today we had such a great show. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.200 We had so much fun together. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.800 Look, we had a lot of fun doing this show. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.600 Laura gave us an update on the intimacy challenge. You're 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.080 all welcome, which doesn't sound like it's been going on here. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.399 And I don't think you're doing it right. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:27.640 I don't think you're doing it right. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.680 Excuse me. I've made two children. I think I'm doing 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.000 it just fine. Yeah, but two children over three and 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.920 a half years. I don't know if that is that 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.880 much intimacy, is it? What do you mean? Do don't 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.759 judge my baby making? I think text. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.200 Twice that weren't only two times you've done it. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.800 No, it certainly wasn't. I mean it feels like that 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.920 some days. Because anyway, Lord to convince this. Everybody on 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.040 this podcast knows enough about my sex life. But here 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.680 we are, and here I am telling you a little 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:51.000 bit more. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:54.120 We also thought we would make a buck off. Mitch, Mitch, 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:55.440 you've got to pull you wait around here. 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:56.760 We pimped you out. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.760 We pimped you out to see who would well, how 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.080 much they would pay, and what people would want you 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.040 to do for them. And I mean that sounds a bit, 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.000 that sounds a bit raunchy, but it's about that regard. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.560 No, no, no, because I do that for free. But no, 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.480 because I created a eulogy for our boss Richie right 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.200 here at the show and I got messages. This is true. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.760 DMS from your life is asking me. Someone asked me 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:18.079 to host their child's christening. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.840 Well, you are very good when you were when you're 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.040 put in a type position and you have to just 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.560 talk on demand. You are very good under pressure at hosting, 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.200 at performing, at speaking. And I think you would make 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.360 an excellent MC at no matter what e venterity. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:32.960 We didn't get asked for your wedding, and you know, 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.600 I mean, if I'm that good, I'll have you at mine. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:36.320 Thank you, thank you. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:37.880 We've got to wait around a little while. 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.280 We did ask our MC two and a half years ago, though, 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.400 because you know we've been engaged for so long now, Oh. 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:43.480 True, we didn't know each other. We didn't know it 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:44.359 all right, Okay. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.919 I'll take it you did deliver. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.720 If you guys haven't heard the eulogy that Mitchbook got 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.400 put on the spot for our boss Richie. It was 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.880 a few weeks ago now, but it was. It was brilliant. Mitchie, 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:54.960 you did a very very good eulogy. I was in hysterics. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.720 I thought it was hilarious. On top of that, we 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:00.960 had a little discussion about have you ever been on 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.720 holiday vac and wanted to end your relationship after it? 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:09.680 Have you gone on vac? And then they k TODR relationship. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.320 All that and so much more. Let's get into the show. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.799 It's a live on Cut radio show around the country 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.760 with Britney Hockley and Laura Burn a bit Hold under 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.920 the Collar too for you this month. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:23.959 Laura Burn, stop it, no, this is this is my music. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:26.000 Don't stop. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.240 Oh you doing the Intimacy Show? 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:30.160 Well or have you? I hope? 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.160 So you're supposed to have been doing this hot trend 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.079 at the moment, the Intimacy Challenge with Maddy j. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:34.600 Yes. 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:38.760 We started the Intimacy Challenge five days ago and now okay, 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.280 so for the first well, actually, no, six days, six 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.240 days gone strong? 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:43.960 What are you talking around? 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.320 What the Intimacy Challenge is? I haven't heard about it. 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:48.520 Oh look, I feel like everyone's heard about it by now. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:52.320 The Intimacy Challenge, it's thirty days, and of that thirty days, 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:55.680 every single day you have to be intimate. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:55.960 With your partner. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.400 It doesn't matter if you've got a headache, doesn't matter, 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.680 if the kids have been driving you crazy, it doesn't 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.520 matter if you're a bit too busy. You have to 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.160 make time to be intimate with your partner. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.040 So it's it's not sex that you can cuddle. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:10.120 Well that's okay, that's my point. So I we thought 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:14.720 it was sex, so we did it every day exhaust 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:18.040 said four days, four days, and then we found out 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.480 it wasn't that. So yesterday we just stayed into each other's. 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:24.359 Eyes for a few minutes. So you just had to 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.520 it. It has to be some form of connection. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.320 It can even be like a mental connection. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.279 What you say, Yeah, that's apparently, that's why. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:37.359 So you'll be some wrestling tomorrow on that counts on 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:37.720 the list. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.120 We literally got to day four and we were like, 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:41.680 how are we going to keep this up? Also, my 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.920 mum has been staying with us. It's just caused a 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.600 whole added layer of real challenges around this. 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:48.760 So we were like, how are we going to keep 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.359 this up for thirty days? Thirty days? Anyway? 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:51.720 I went. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.760 Then I finally went and researched it and looked up 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.719 the actual rules online cause I was like, how. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:56.159 Can we cheat? 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.240 Yeah, we don't have to have sex every day, we 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.760 just have to do something intimate. So yesterday we sat 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:05.000 cross legged on the floor and stared into each other's 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:05.960 eyes for five minutes. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.560 I think they did that on the season of The 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.400 Batchelor recently, didn't they Last season they had to just 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:11.640 sit there and look at each other on a menage. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:12.720 I couldn't watch turned it off. I was like, I 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:13.960 couldn't watch this, it was so awkward. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:17.520 Apparently, apparently by looking into each other's eyes you see if. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:20.719 You see the soul, you see their soul. And I 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:22.520 was like, where is he because I can't see. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:25.279 So apparently you see their soul in their left eye 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:26.760 by looking into their eyes. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:28.000 One that's where he's hanging out. 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:30.960 I don't know how I feel about it, is how 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.159 do single people do this intimacy challenge? 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.400 Asking for a friend asking for a single friend. 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.520 Okay, well, I mean there's lots of different ways that 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.760 you can do it, So you don't, like we just established, 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.599 you don't have to, you know, do the horizontal dance 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:48.360 of love. You could spend fifteen seconds or longer kissing. 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.760 That could be considered part of the Internet fiture. Yeah, 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.040 you could do other things. Get creative with your hands 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:55.880 and I don't mean make a paper mache. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.600 So it could just be like you can just manage. 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:58.960 Jay could walk past you in the kitchen and just 0:05:59.000 --> 0:05:59.799 give you a quick nipple. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:06.040 No intimate dinner together, that's an intimate thing. 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.360 You look, you could cuddle on the count. It's just 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.960 like really carving out some time within your day. But 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.640 for me, this whole staring into each other's eyes for 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:16.719 five minutes, I just couldn't stop laughing. Like I could 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.200 not stop laughing. I was giggling like a little school girl. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.520 It's actually really hard to do. It makes a lot 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.159 of people very very uncomfortable. It's something that a lot 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:26.320 of like relationship therapists do when they're trying to build 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:26.960 a relationship. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.000 You have to just look and not laugh and not speak. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.680 You two done it before you do you want to 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:31.960 come here? 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.560 Come you, let's tear into each other's eye. But you 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.599 have to be close. We're a bit too far away. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:39.159 No, it's pretty close, about a meter between you. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:40.560 You're meant to be thirty centimeters. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.640 Break in your own can't laugh, verry wide or player. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.520 This is going to make exceptional rating on the right 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.280 one can see how. 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:48.479 You focus on the rate. All right, they're looking into 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:52.080 each other's eyes. The left sleeking early one. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.240 Are you in love with me? Are you in love 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:55.479 with me? 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:55.960 Pretty? 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:56.279 Holy? 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.839 Well, good luck tonight. What's on the agenda tonight? Oh, 0:06:58.920 --> 0:06:59.719 we haven't decided. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:01.400 Maybe you will eat some food in front of the 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:05.720 TV and hold hands. Oh that sounds no, you know what. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:07.599 It's Saturday night. We're going to make the most of it. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:09.840 I reckon, we'll go the whole hole tonight. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:10.680 Yeah you. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.000 Laura Burn. Ladies, there's something that you've had a weird 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.840 impact in my life over the last couple of weeks. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.239 Like a good impact, always positive. 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.280 You're bringing me work. I don't know if if you 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:22.960 remember this. This happened a couple of weeks ago on 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.160 the show Our Boss Here at Life. I can't Richie 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:30.480 asked me to be the eulogy eulogist at his funeral, would. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.880 Because one call that person, well, let's call it a eulogist, 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:33.920 keynute speaker. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.440 He asked you to host his funeral, Yes, he asked you, 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:38.360 but now you didn't know. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.080 He actually like he was a bit of a setup 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.200 on Laura, on my behalf. We sort of put you 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.720 on the spot because we wanted to see how good 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:45.800 you were on your toes in case if he did die. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.520 He knows you're going to deliver something good. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.520 He's in Bali at the moment, so god forbid you 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:54.600 know who knows it might be anyway, this is what happened. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.880 If you missed it, I want Mitche Cherry to deliver 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.960 my eulogy. Yeah, of course, I of course I'll do it. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.800 So shouldn't be that hard to say nice things about 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:03.560 your boss, should it? 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.560 And since that moment, girls, I'm getting DM. After DM, 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.720 people go and Mitch, can you host my christening? Mitch, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.160 we're opening a local target. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:12.720 Asking you to host a christening? 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:13.800 Isn't that like one and under? 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.400 Don't you get christened at like three months? 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:17.280 I don't know, Hey, you know MC's for christenings. It's 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:17.720 hard to find. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.760 There's definitely some adult christenings that go on. But you 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.440 know what it's why? It's because you're very good on 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.960 the fly, Like you can rock up here, no prep 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.560 and words come out of your mouth and half the 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.040 time I don't even think you know what you're saying. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:29.000 That always sounds great. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.560 I don't know your names, to be honest, he doesn't. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.400 He finishes at the end and he's like, I blacked out? 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:33.000 What's happening here? 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:34.439 But so what? 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.280 What kind of requests are you getting? Or is this 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.480 something that maybe we should actually pimp you out for. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.720 Should we put it out to the people and see 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:42.360 what they want you for? 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.120 Well, I'm going to give you my fees now or 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:45.040 can we talk money after? 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.600 I think we negotiaate. We either we want bar mitz fers. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:49.880 We want you twelve formals? 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:51.520 Yes, can we have Well listen, I'll give you my 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:55.840 little regime. I'm studied theater. I can sing operatically, you know, just. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.920 Sing for one second. People need to hear. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.000 What if you need him to come and sing at 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.240 your event. We've also got this in store for you. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:05.600 What genre? Give me a genre? 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:08.920 Give your favorite song that brought you into manhood. 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.760 Stay excuse me, say sway. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.160 No, I want what you do best, and that's a 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:14.080 little bit of operatic. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:15.640 Oh, okay, I can give it. I studied in New 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:25.640 York under Blli. Okay, that's what you're getting. I'm embarrassed. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.679 I have a one video of Mitch singing it and 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.959 I like to listen to it when I have my 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:30.760 lone time. 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:36.760 In the shower. That's like, okay, Jay, not like that. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:38.760 We've been doing an intimacy challenge. I don't need that. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:42.280 I just mean it's very relaxing, beautiful. Your voice is beautiful. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.080 What she's saying is to you while she does the 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:45.920 intimacy challenge. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.120 No, its out my children, that's all. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.280 Listen. If I can be anything for you, it's that 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:52.319 and I'm glad if you want to pick me out, 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.160 go for it. So what if anyone's got a gig 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:54.960 for me, call us now. 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:55.920 I would love that. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.440 I would love to hear what the gig is and 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.120 then we can discuss money after. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:05.360 Okay, So Chris Thing's weddings by Mitzvah's. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.760 Scenerals, you charge more, for sure, because that's deep. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:07.679 Well, and you've already got a bit of experience there, 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.200 so I think we have to start low work our 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:09.520 wag up. 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.400 Yeah, I'm booked out for the funerals. Yeah, all right, 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.360 thirteen one sixty five callers, pimp me out? 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:15.800 How are we all feeling well? 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.360 Just just before the break, we were talking about how 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.760 recently Mitch jury, he was put on the spot and 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.400 he was asked to do our bosses eulogy in the 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:26.079 very sad. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.439 Occasion that he might die, which it will happen one day. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.520 To be clear, our boss is not dead. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.800 He just asked in advance, if it ever does happen, 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:33.280 if Mitch. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:34.920 Will He works with me, and he works with me 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.439 and us, and he thought, if I want anyone, I 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.160 want miss to do it. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.560 He's very young and he's very healthy. But you know, 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.760 it's that never It always pays off to be prepared. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:43.760 But you know what, Mitch, there's something else that I 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.560 wanted to ask you. Will you host our live show 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.800 that we have happening in Sydney. This is real the 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:49.640 podcast live show. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:53.160 Yep, we're going live next month October twelve, and we 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.240 want you to be our host. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.120 It doesn't give you much time to prep but it's 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:56.600 coming up. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.559 Wrong God, Yeah, except of course you accept, I'll do it. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.320 I'll do it no more. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.600 As well, we get the call out. We've been pimping 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.400 out mits Churi. We want to know what what event 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.520 do you have coming up? It can be significant, it 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.120 can be truly very small and minor. But Mitch is 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.440 a very good host, and we think that his skills 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:17.559 have been underutilized. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.720 Yeah, let's go to the phones. This is Tara. I'm thirteen, 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.280 one oh sixty five. Hi, Tara, what do you want 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:21.800 to book before? 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:22.000 Hi? 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:22.760 It's such a weird thing. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:25.960 Hello everyone. 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:31.440 Sorry, Mitch. I'm having a party at my new house 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.120 Grand Final, and I thought it would be fun if 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:34.760 you hosted that. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.760 For US sports. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:38.400 I think you need to do this one with an 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:39.680 Irish accent. Let's give it a crack. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:41.080 What mean? 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:41.600 Yeah? 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.080 No, do it on the spot? 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.400 Okay, Tar, You're gonna have friends over? 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.920 Yeah, I mean like, I hope, so, I hope it's 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:47.720 a party, which. 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.480 Just mean party. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:55.680 We've got You've got pizza, You've got kick, We've got Guinness, 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.560 spot is on pies, her up. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.920 He doesn't even know one of the team's names. I 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:04.760 don't know how this is going. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:05.520 To go down to the ball. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.000 It's on the field, Tara. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:08.400 You can have him for free for this event. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.000 Go to the next caller. Jess is called through. I 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.920 think I got that gig. Jess, what do you want 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:13.360 to book me for? 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.400 I want to book you for charity? 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:20.640 All night charity. What kind of charity are we speaking? 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.679 So the Disability Surfers Association. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.439 That's who we're looking. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:29.520 To fundraise for. My work is IoT. We're based in 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.080 Wollongong and we're located at the Innovation Campus. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.200 I went to the University of w as well. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.240 I'm from Woolloo. You're both going to have to go down. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:44.600 You know what, I will double booking. We'll see you there, Jess. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:48.160 Thank you. Courtney. We just put a double No one's. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.760 Getting paid for this stuff, but I'll do it, you know, 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:50.640 because it's for charity. 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.560 For charity of course, Courtney on thirteen one O sixty 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:53.800 five high. What do you want to book? I guess 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.320 me Laura of britt for now we're all up. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.320 Well, my partner and I have just bought a house 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.800 in the country and I want you guys to host 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:03.160 our half puth warming. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:10.119 Oh a country like in the country, Green Roll fields 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:11.439 like Parks. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:21.240 Come and see Dish, Parks, Dish, the Nuances, very New Zealand, 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:22.960 a lot of country commercy. 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:24.720 The dish. It's really good. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.719 I think you would need to wear a cowboy outfit though. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.360 All right, I'm booked and blessed, ladies. It's been a 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.520 very royal week, very royal ten days. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:36.720 Oh it has. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:37.240 You know. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:39.160 I feel like every time I turn on the TV, 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.240 I turn on the radio, and I know it's the 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.080 biggest thing that's happened in the world in a very 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:43.680 long time. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.480 Well, I mean, we have a king now. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.520 It's weird, King Charles the Third, and it hasn't it been. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.640 I mean, I mean, it's a big thing to become 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.120 a king. I imagine I've never done it. But he 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.560 has had a pretty tough first week. I don't know 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.320 if you've seen some of the stuff that's been going down. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:02.200 He has had a few tantrums. 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:03.480 I know, the one of the pen. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:05.040 One about the pen let's play this is it. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.120 He's going viral on TikTok. He's yelling at a squire 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:20.240 because his pen was inky got the date roum, which 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:35.680 was that's Camilla. I can't bear this bloody then. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.040 I saw this and I thought he was. 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.960 Angry because his workers, I don't know what do they 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:46.000 call his his people, squire? Is they put the ink 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.440 well too close to where he needed to sign. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:49.640 But just get a ballpoint pen. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.840 You know, it's not instilling a lot of confidence in 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.360 the people if he can't even get through a pen 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.720 signing and then an ink ink leaking is what he's 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.560 causing him to have a fit. Feel like in your 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.080 first week is king, you need to be confident, calm, 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:04.000 cool and collected. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.760 I know that King like King Charles. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.960 It's so weird to even say, Okay, I know that 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:13.640 King Charles is not a particularly widely loved figure of 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:17.120 the monarchy yet, but when you say that, I feel 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:19.000 a little bit sorry for him. Maybe this isn't but 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.560 he's just lost his mum. I think that, you know, 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.480 when you've gone through like a big tragedy and he's 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.480 just lost his mum. Maybe it was the small thing 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.640 that kicked him over the edge and made him really 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.600 upset that day and he took it out on the pen. Yep, 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.520 But you need to lead the commonwealth, So I feel 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.200 like you need to get past your pen leaking because 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:35.400 the entire. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.000 World is watching you right now. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.040 I know, but it's only that at the time, it 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:43.320 was only like seven days, wasn't it only seven days last. 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.840