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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago it was capitulation Monday. What's worse than that?
Speaker 1: Are you struggling for words to talk about England? I've
Speaker 1: just known it feels like a verb that's hurt me.
Speaker 1: I actually feel sorry for the thirty forty thousand Barmi
Speaker 1: Army that have worked very hard, saved up all their
Speaker 1: money to come and see. I don't think I've seen
Speaker 1: England cricket team play worse in my lifetime. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I never thought we'd get to the point of pitying
Speaker 4: so early.
Speaker 1: And I've seen the commentations stop going in and laughing,
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago, what is this in the in
Speaker 1: the rubbish? Now they're just like, oh god, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: Just sad, she sad and they're nothing. No that that's
Speaker 1: that's the thing, says. There was no lessons from two
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and they even sitting in the press conference
Speaker 1: after where if you we're not changing, we're gonna keeping
Speaker 1: with basball. No more talk of basball, Brendan, you won't
Speaker 1: be leaving with the ashes, leave with the ashes of basball.
Speaker 4: I saw him after the after the test, he need
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: Into hiding, he said, fight into space with basball. Basball
Speaker 1: is over.
Speaker 4: He said, they actually over prepared for this test.
Speaker 1: What's funny is this sitting all the X obviously a
Speaker 1: lot of great England next players, Michael Vaughn and Broad
Speaker 1: all here and just yesterday I see they were weren't
Speaker 1: spink because we're trying not to swear, but they were
Speaker 1: just so angry.
Speaker 4: They're so upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've seen former pros because I can't stand
Speaker 1: former pros and players in any sport when they go
Speaker 1: on TV and they're just very viniar and agreeable. I
Speaker 1: like it when they just lose it because they've still
Speaker 1: got that white line fevereah and you could see and
Speaker 1: they were just filthy. Faunda said, I've never seen it
Speaker 1: into place so badly. It's actually he actually said it
Speaker 1: was unforgivable. Remember will they'd be forgiven. But listen, Australia,
Speaker 1: you can't win everything. Sorry about the f one. What's that? Lando?
Speaker 1: You know you when you lose, that's just I think
Speaker 1: today's showing more go big on Lando.
Speaker 4: We haven't really spoken much about it previously.
Speaker 1: I got in my uber today right, and there was
Speaker 1: silence a couple of seconds and the guy just goes,
Speaker 1: not even saying hello to me, he just goes, can
Speaker 1: we talk about the cricket? Can we talk about probably one?
Speaker 1: It's all sport, It's all sport. Well done, congratulations, Yeah,
Speaker 1: poor Oscar. Really shame. We tried so hard, so dramatic
Speaker 1: as well. So I was just thinking, last couple of
Speaker 1: days in Melbourne, it's all been going on. We've also
Speaker 1: had the golf here, an amazing thriller at the end
Speaker 1: of Yester one shot was incredible. So over the weekend
Speaker 1: we've had the golf here. Obviously in Australia had the
Speaker 1: Ashes and in Melbourne was gargo here Friday and Saturday
Speaker 1: night and then Tall as well.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I knew this would split this team because mainly this
Speaker 1: team and all of the team members were at Gaga.
Speaker 1: Even when I mentioned the golf, they looked at me blankly.
Speaker 1: Is that the thing was warm tour? We're here Friday
Speaker 1: night with Weezer.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's que Digital producer Wedding saw that Gorse.
Speaker 1: Would have been the average age of people and profile
Speaker 1: at the tool gig. People my age, a lot of converse. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: middle aged men's checking out tool the.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I did love all the ongoing bands between Joffra and
Speaker 1: Steve Smith. Hard to try and bowl someone out like
Speaker 1: Steve Smith wearing about eighteen kilos of mister T's jewelry.
Speaker 1: Shit's got it, get it in the way, and the
Speaker 1: fact like you're going to be lopsided because the chat
Speaker 1: was brilliant, him saying to him, Smith's saying to Archer,
Speaker 1: you're only bowling fast when there's nothing going on.
Speaker 4: And then he hear me a champion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hit with the champion.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Incredible scenes. So I come into UH work today and
Speaker 1: I almost got run over. This is all I heard
Speaker 1: as Pats pulled into the car park. I mean you
Speaker 1: talk about F one. It was like a pit stop.
Speaker 1: Suddenly got wear aby drift is what we saw. Suddenly
Speaker 1: rocking a Porsche. Someone's had a big weekends stealing wheels.
Speaker 1: No Porsha, Pats, I know you're inch a new deal
Speaker 1: at this radio station and now obviously paying you.
Speaker 6: In porschey nice baby goes on rails. Can I say
Speaker 6: thank you to Porsche Melbourne who have well?
Speaker 1: She said, thank you. She just tapped us out to
Speaker 1: it Saturday night at two am. Thank you.
Speaker 6: No, it's had it for the weekend, which was very nice.
Speaker 6: Had a bit of a road trip.
Speaker 1: But it's lovely to drive.
Speaker 6: It's beautiful to drive, very very nice to drive electric car,
Speaker 6: which is something different and welcome to modern as ye
Speaker 6: get up with the modern car.
Speaker 1: And how do we get the extensionly Chris? To go
Speaker 1: from very nice, I'm going to need a three hundred
Speaker 1: k extension and I've got one of these electric cars.
Speaker 4: Don't you worried about it?
Speaker 7: I am petrified of it.
Speaker 1: No, No, the locals will be terrified. They'd be like
Speaker 1: poking it with sticks. You know, they still got the
Speaker 1: old chugger bugger. They see that thing night Rider gliding
Speaker 1: through the street excitently that, oh my god, the aliens
Speaker 1: have landed.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to leave it in the driveway.
Speaker 6: It's going in the garage each night because you know,
Speaker 6: I don't don't want to put a target on my head.
Speaker 7: But it was lovely to drive, very fair.
Speaker 1: So where did you go this weekend? You had a
Speaker 1: big weekend.
Speaker 6: We had a little road trip, a little mini break
Speaker 6: up to Milliwa and State at a beautiful property lance More,
Speaker 6: which was very very nice. It's just nice to recharge
Speaker 6: before Christmas because it's you.
Speaker 7: Know, the car all you both. And I'm still recovery.
Speaker 6: I had a beautiful long lunch yesterday.
Speaker 1: Radio, doesn't it studio? Still recovering a real professional way
Speaker 1: to wake up that.
Speaker 6: I'm going to start smash.
Speaker 7: I'm not smashed.
Speaker 6: This thing was Sunday where I had a beautiful slow
Speaker 6: lunch at Brown Brothers.
Speaker 1: At the door. I'd rather have a long, slow lunch
Speaker 1: and someone's going for dinner.
Speaker 7: We're not doing I've never done one before.
Speaker 6: We're for about four hours.
Speaker 1: It did pretending.
Speaker 7: At eleven and.
Speaker 1: Before I literally have a baddy drink. How many it's
Speaker 1: an hour all week? Did you say?
Speaker 7: It was very nice?
Speaker 6: It was so lovely and they've just been voted like
Speaker 6: in the top fifty of global wineries like across across
Speaker 6: the world, and it was it was beautiful and you
Speaker 6: know the Sunshaw did you did.
Speaker 1: You a flat? You were you in a tasting or.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, well yeah, you know when in Rome
Speaker 6: you got to do what the Romans do. We had
Speaker 6: a tasting even a little winery tool which was really interesting,
Speaker 6: and then followed with this beautiful, luscious lunch, which was magnificent.
Speaker 6: You know what they did for the final course, very
Speaker 6: sort of like a taster at the very end with
Speaker 6: your coffee, They gave us this sort of like chocolate bark,
Speaker 6: they called it. And they said, we're not going to
Speaker 6: tell you what is inside the chocolate, but we're going
Speaker 6: to come back and you can tell us what you think.
Speaker 6: So we had it and it was just like nothing
Speaker 6: I had ever tasted before. It tasted like pork crackle
Speaker 6: with this beautiful, luscious, dark chocolate, but it wasn't It
Speaker 6: was actually chicken skin.
Speaker 7: That they had.
Speaker 6: Chicken skin, And I know it sounds odd, but it
Speaker 6: was just the most unusual, delectable.
Speaker 1: Figure eating chocolate chickens looking south in the mirror. You've
Speaker 1: changed chickens. What happened to.
Speaker 4: Relate to on Pats, I'm still relatable.
Speaker 1: Suddenly, you know, drinking the evening is now it's all
Speaker 1: day affair national, All right, this is now an intervention.
Speaker 1: Get out Pats.
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Speaker 1: On It to Mark Lantry, is this email me? Christian?
Speaker 1: Good morning? Just catching it on Friday's podcast and the
Speaker 1: stories of the emuse stealing and swallowing the apples whole.
Speaker 1: After watching the inning cricket side drop so many catches,
Speaker 1: maybe they should use as fielders to character balls in
Speaker 1: their mouths, safer than the problems trying to catch them. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, Mark, have a lovely day. Mark. Whilst Patsy
Speaker 1: was having a gourmet long lunch yesterday afternoon, I was
Speaker 1: eating like the common man. I am. I discovered a
Speaker 1: new thing at Red Roof, stuff never had before. We
Speaker 1: were moving all this weekend, so literally all day Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: Because we're downsizing, we're moving five minutes away. We're doing
Speaker 1: much of the move ourselves, and you go, oh, we'll
Speaker 1: just run it down the road and then foster. Three
Speaker 1: entire days are doing that.
Speaker 4: It's not about the distance from your house to there.
Speaker 1: It's like boxes, yep. So much stuff, even though we're downsizing,
Speaker 1: just you just accumulate. When you have kids and a family,
Speaker 1: you just have so much stuff you don't even realize
Speaker 1: and you don't want to throw it away because you
Speaker 1: start staring at something. That's what it takes so long
Speaker 1: to sort stuff out. I will just find my wife
Speaker 1: staring at something for ten minutes. Upbreak, you got to
Speaker 1: move from staring to moving or shop. The people show
Speaker 1: of dread seeing me come near them. Now more bin
Speaker 1: bags of stuff I've actually got, you know. I I
Speaker 1: love leather jackets. I've got one that I'm bringing in
Speaker 1: to myw to giveaway lucky listener. Hey, this one was
Speaker 1: given to me by Liam Gallagher. Topic and Gallagher owns
Speaker 1: his own clothing brand right there. He's got a really
Speaker 1: nice store on Carnaby Street in London. And years ago
Speaker 1: and when he came in for an interview beforehand, we
Speaker 1: were talking and stuff like that, and I said that
Speaker 1: leather jacket's really nice, by the way, and he said, oh, touch,
Speaker 1: it's a strange kind of I think it was. I
Speaker 1: don't come in what it was, but it's a very
Speaker 1: nice leather jacket. Then he goes, do you want one?
Speaker 1: And I just I said yeah, I'd love one, And
Speaker 1: that was it. And then a couple of hours later
Speaker 1: I get an email from his store saying Liam said
Speaker 1: you can come in and help whatever size you want,
Speaker 1: you can have that leather jacket, he said, the one
Speaker 1: you liked, So I'm bringing it in tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, and Gallagher jacket yes, about ten years.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give it away. And also a pair
Speaker 1: of Nikes that I don't know why I got them.
Speaker 1: I've worn them once and my family ridiculed me. They're
Speaker 1: pink and leopardstrey. I don't even know. I don't even
Speaker 1: know why I got them. Who is this guy? The
Speaker 1: only person could be maybe Lady Gaga, God Sneakers. You
Speaker 1: can win them tomorrow. Put that outfit together. You've got
Speaker 1: the pink leopard skin nikes okay, and a leather jacket
Speaker 1: that is a hell of a pim daddy. Wow. And
Speaker 1: I actually Joffre might want yeah, accessorize it with that
Speaker 1: Levisa Chainey's rocking champing up anyway. Red rooster had someone
Speaker 1: I've had before, Hot honey chicken. That is my hot
Speaker 1: tip of the week hid out the weekend. Hot honey chicken.
Speaker 1: It's red roosters.
Speaker 4: It's like a spicy honey or heat hot.
Speaker 1: Heat, hot heat, hot heat hot. Another thing, trades, trades.
Speaker 1: I've been assisting trades this weekend. Christian Electrician. I was
Speaker 1: helping him take down the TV. We've got off the brackets.
Speaker 1: Take the brackets off, move it to a new place
Speaker 1: and rehang it in center it. Why don't they have
Speaker 1: audio tape measures? Very fainly hard things to retape measures
Speaker 1: like and it's a game of millimeters in the trading game,
Speaker 1: I've actually got callous hands. I've actually done a little
Speaker 1: bit of hard work this weekend. I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: That's good. It's no good. Actually made me a little bit
Speaker 1: ill today. It's too much. Try try proper man hands
Speaker 1: the first time. I life at Builty two Honey Chicken
Speaker 1: tradeing's a site down there, smoke go on. Alright, let's
Speaker 1: put a song title game. I give the team a word.
Speaker 1: First person to sing a song back to me with
Speaker 1: that word in the title. Are we ready to play?
Speaker 1: Team to do this? Cold Spring? Okay?
Speaker 6: Wish wish the King of can I say wish?
Speaker 1: It is a song? Yeah, I think it goes We're sharparnastar, No,
Speaker 1: I wisht that. I never heard that song from my life.
Speaker 1: You could have had King of wishle thinking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 8: I said that you have to sing it.
Speaker 7: Say, Alex, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Otherwise you're doing like a Rex Harrison. I
Speaker 1: talked to the animals. I sing to the animals.
Speaker 8: So jingle jingle, jingle bell rock, jingle.
Speaker 7: Bell sing and jingle bells ring.
Speaker 1: Yes, well done, Team one ah one it wow Wow,
Speaker 1: hang on, let's go back. One Lucky a little bit
Speaker 1: slower than he's been the last couple of weeks. He's
Speaker 1: been on point, but he's watching about the entire F
Speaker 1: one race and keeps putting his fingers in his ears
Speaker 1: and doesn't want to hear that Lando won it. Oh
Speaker 1: sorry mate, Sorry.
Speaker 9: Sweet sweet Carol.
Speaker 1: I love that song, the bit I don't like it
Speaker 1: when it goes so good, so good. It's when of
Speaker 1: the people do it in the pub so good. It's
Speaker 1: that bit, so good, so good, so good, guys, so good.
Speaker 1: That was good. It was so good, so good, so good.
Speaker 6: Snow Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow.
Speaker 1: Wow done. I was trying to think of what but
Speaker 1: that that's great?
Speaker 7: Pat peace, peace, peace, so chance.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, John Lenon gear peace. Yes, Yes, Christmas, we.
Speaker 7: Wish you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: No, why no last Christmas? Oh yes? Getting guys and
Speaker 1: one final one? Then a song title game Rain.
Speaker 7: Blame it on the Rein.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connal Show podcast.
Speaker 1: What a big weekend in Melbourne. Last couple of days
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday night. Gaga in a cage. Apparently, how
Speaker 1: do you get that through Australian Border Force. You must
Speaker 1: have been killed. I felt sight the people behind her
Speaker 1: flipping another case, this one says full of hands and
Speaker 1: something she does some with hands. Oasis just had a tambourine,
Speaker 1: that's all he had to check in him, just had
Speaker 1: his little maraccas in a tambourine. It's easy to tall
Speaker 1: world like that. Suddenly you lugging all the bags, the cage,
Speaker 1: the hands, the BATOCKI suit she wears so some of
Speaker 1: the team. I'm surprised you didn't go and see gorgo
Speaker 1: over the weekend, Pats, you'd love a big show.
Speaker 6: No, I was going to and I think I might
Speaker 6: have missed an opportunity there because apparently it was absolutely
Speaker 6: then all.
Speaker 1: Over social media just the high notes of it, it
Speaker 1: looks like an incredible show. She is an amazing performance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of her kind. Yes, now, Tiny, you were there.
Speaker 1: You're a megafan of Lady Gaga. I am, and oh
Speaker 1: my god, twelve out of ten phenomenal. Now what made
Speaker 1: it so great?
Speaker 2: Just everything her vocals were impeccable, but the stage set
Speaker 2: up was incredible. The vibes of the crowd were great.
Speaker 2: Just she's sang for three hours.
Speaker 1: It was just did a Springsteen three hours? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: had got enough, she had breaks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like, she had to change her costume.
Speaker 1: How long in the costume? Springsteen doesn't have any braces?
Speaker 1: Three hours? He's in his seventies, spring.
Speaker 4: Staying lady going a same, same, different.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right. Maybe she has a little cheeky smoko.
Speaker 1: So take me through the opening. Then that's what we
Speaker 1: keep to keep talking about. This cage.
Speaker 4: There was a cage.
Speaker 2: Now, bear in mind, I am five to two when
Speaker 2: I was in a pit, so my viewing was verited.
Speaker 1: Was a mosh pit. She had a huge well I
Speaker 1: mean I had a probab one at tall, but I mean,
Speaker 1: what's the garga wash pit? Like with all the twinks
Speaker 1: all dressed up in that?
Speaker 4: Hey, it was the friendliest one.
Speaker 1: Lot of glitter, A lot of glitter on the floor
Speaker 1: of Marble Stadium being hoovered.
Speaker 2: Up right now, so much glitter but great, yes, but yeah,
Speaker 2: she came out comes out on this stage in this dress.
Speaker 2: Now apparently there were people in the dress.
Speaker 7: I didn't see it, but what do you mean people
Speaker 7: in there?
Speaker 1: She got dwarves in there powering her.
Speaker 4: Apparently there's like.
Speaker 2: She's big cage and the dress opens up with dance.
Speaker 4: It's inside like a Russian doll. Yes, the cage was huge.
Speaker 2: Like very very very big, and she's at the top
Speaker 2: of it, so I could see that, and then she
Speaker 2: just gets.
Speaker 1: Into the spectacle. It was incredible, incredible.
Speaker 7: Out of ten.
Speaker 1: Numbers, you get bang for your buck.
Speaker 4: Then I paid three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I would want it, yeah, but the bulk of that
Speaker 1: money two eight He went on that flipping cage down
Speaker 1: her Bunnings get their all material. Stephanie soldering it before
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 8: Imagine being one of those poor dances you've trained all
Speaker 8: your life and there's suddenly like you in the cage, in.
Speaker 1: The cage hot weekend as well, cage the whole day.
Speaker 1: What is the bear sort of music show you've seen
Speaker 1: A remember years ago seeing the Rolling Stones at a
Speaker 1: London's biggest sort of rugby stadium twiging them standing right.
Speaker 1: It says about eighty thousand people. Then it's the Rolling Stone,
Speaker 1: so incredible. Midway through they start doing Gimme Shelter, and
Speaker 1: suddenly there's a block of the stage and you realize that,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're Rerealdy close together, separates from the
Speaker 1: stage and they're all on it. So this is when
Speaker 1: Charlie was alive. The drum officerly say, it's Ronnie, there's Keith,
Speaker 1: and there's me. They move on this block that moves
Speaker 1: away from the stage. It separates and comes down the
Speaker 1: middle of an entire eighty thousand stadium.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: They're singing to the stadium as they're moving towards one
Speaker 1: end of it, where the stage was right through the
Speaker 1: middle of the stadium. One of the coldest things I've
Speaker 1: ever seen life. That is Creddy. They need to do
Speaker 1: a couple of songs at the back to see them,
Speaker 1: and then they move all the way back to the stage,
Speaker 1: singing as they go past us, and it's the stones.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 1: And because we had no idea, it was such a
Speaker 1: brilliant surprise. So just like halfway through the yeah, they
Speaker 1: started give me Shelton. As soon as mix starts screaming
Speaker 1: across our hurricane that the stage moves with them all
Speaker 1: on it, coming through the center of the stadium. It
Speaker 1: was incredible, I tell you. Also do an amazing live
Speaker 1: show is Coldplay? Oh yeah, Oh my god, there's so
Speaker 1: much effort. By the way one of the band's mums
Speaker 1: makes their outfits, like the yes when Chris Sparton told
Speaker 1: me that, I went that figures that's a cold playing
Speaker 1: one of the guys. One of the fellaw's mums makes
Speaker 1: those lovely tunics. They are tuning. There's a lot heavy
Speaker 1: on the epaulets, aren't they They're not military And though
Speaker 1: that's offensive, Chris, what's the best thing? You see? So
Speaker 1: many great shows, Pancy, what's the best?
Speaker 6: You know, so many and for so many varied But
Speaker 6: I'd have to say for spectacle value, it would have
Speaker 6: had to be Michael Jackson at the MCG in the
Speaker 6: early nineties.
Speaker 7: The crowd just did not stop.
Speaker 6: Screaming the entire time and when he came out on stage,
Speaker 6: so you know, because he's all about it was all
Speaker 6: about the production. And it was like this rocket ship
Speaker 6: that smashed through the bottom of the stage and then
Speaker 6: it opened up and Michael Jackson walked out of it
Speaker 6: and you think, oh my god, that.
Speaker 7: Is Michael Jackson. Like that, I'm not watching a video.
Speaker 6: I'm standing here in the middle of the MCG and
Speaker 6: one of the biggest music phenomenals ever has like just
Speaker 6: come out of this.
Speaker 1: Ship in the biggest music phenomenons ever.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Phenom I've heard but never phenomenal.
Speaker 7: Phenomenal, phenomenon, phenomenon. But it was great. And yeah, everyone's screaming.
Speaker 7: You couldn't believe you were there. It was just out
Speaker 7: of body experience. It was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw one of the greats. What's the best
Speaker 1: thing you've seen live?
Speaker 4: Ben Fold's Sydney Opera House.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Love Ben.
Speaker 4: He's incredible.
Speaker 8: He's with the Symphony Orchestra and he did the coolest
Speaker 8: idea for a show that I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: Underneath everyone's seat was a piece of paper.
Speaker 8: At the start of the show, he goes write down
Speaker 8: what song you want me to play on it, and
Speaker 8: then everyone at once made a paper airplane and flew
Speaker 8: their song requests down onto the Sydney Opera House stage.
Speaker 4: And he would just spend the show just.
Speaker 8: Walking around picking up a piece of paper and go up,
Speaker 8: We're doing rock in the suburbs and walk over neck.
Speaker 1: But most of us don't know actually make it paper
Speaker 1: place when this shows up and go your foot.
Speaker 8: Yes only the people that could make a really good
Speaker 8: plane actually probably getting their But was it to see
Speaker 8: all these paper panes just fly over your head?
Speaker 1: Was really really cool. A couple of weeks ago, Crowded
Speaker 1: House were here in Melbourne and they're playing at the
Speaker 1: Palais in Saint Kilda and a friend of mine went along.
Speaker 1: They did such a such a smart, funny hit band.
Speaker 1: As well, they came out as their own support band,
Speaker 1: so just in like shorts and T shirts of B sides,
Speaker 1: so there was clearly crowded House, so that with the
Speaker 1: support band, Credited House are coming out in a bit.
Speaker 1: They were their own support that B sides, which Credit
Speaker 1: House B sides are incredible, as good as most bands
Speaker 1: a side, but were their own support band. You're a fan,
Speaker 1: you're getting a double show?
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah, I remember Food Fighters in Sydney did
Speaker 8: a show under a different name at this tiny, tiny,
Speaker 8: tiny little bay.
Speaker 1: Role did have dancers trapped under him. We know that now.
Speaker 1: And then nine months later that cage opened up, baby
Speaker 1: popped out.
Speaker 8: Just so they's just random punters at a pub. They
Speaker 8: just think they're seeing this random local band and outwalk
Speaker 8: all of the food fighters and food fighters set.
Speaker 1: And many years ago when Elton John was coming here,
Speaker 1: I was trying to persuade his manager to come and
Speaker 1: do an RSL. It got very close, yes, but with
Speaker 1: no fanfare, just because I actually think most of the
Speaker 1: people go to an RSL. You haven't your your your apartment,
Speaker 1: apartment of it. You think, my god, that that tribute
Speaker 1: guy's pretty good. It looks a bit like him, and
Speaker 1: you'd carry on. You wouldn't think that's bloody Elton John,
Speaker 1: because you're in an RSL. And I was like, we're
Speaker 1: going to see how many songs in before people go
Speaker 1: that isn't him?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: The wig is is good? But also ship like els
Speaker 1: all that money week technology still isn't that great? You
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Speaker 1: What is the best live music show you ever saw?
Speaker 1: And why?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, You're.
Speaker 1: Going live to North Poli the next hour, second week
Speaker 1: ten days of ian esmus Barry, Larry, Gary, They're all
Speaker 1: all the guys are in town. What's the best live
Speaker 1: show you ever seen? Live mus show Oasis recently Christian
Speaker 1: one word Epic one tickets in your show was incredible.
Speaker 1: Good morning to Richard Krishna, seen Springsteen, Bowie, Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: you two food Fighters, Madonna, Alice Cooper and many more.
Speaker 1: Best live show for me Green Day. Energy and crowd
Speaker 1: interaction was amazing. Got the whole crowd up on their
Speaker 1: feet for the entire show. Fantastic monitor. Daniel Christian was
Speaker 1: the sound relief in Melbourne for the bush Fire Pills.
Speaker 1: So many great bands performing for one night only Midnight Oil.
Speaker 1: The oars are amazing like crowded House Split and it
Speaker 1: was amazing.
Speaker 4: J wolf Mother, Orgie Marchins, great.
Speaker 1: Liner, the Great Course, Christian Patsy. But I think Prince
Speaker 1: was better at the show grounds in Melbourne he first
Speaker 1: came here. Also Prince on a bed on his stage.
Speaker 1: It was pretty amazing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was the early nineties as well. It came
Speaker 6: out over the over the crowd. It was insane.
Speaker 1: Which tour was that? A bit?
Speaker 7: Was that Diamonds and.
Speaker 1: He was I think a dirty man. I mean, come
Speaker 1: out on the bed, not even know. Sometimes this symbolic,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Songs Yes, not Prince, one of those songs
Speaker 1: cream and he's on a bed. You're putting all this together.
Speaker 1: You do man grinding on that microphone stand so clean
Speaker 1: that later? Mate, A dirty man is James Brown. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got a bet. He was great life he just
Speaker 1: the microphone. The stuff he did with the microphone I.
Speaker 11: Was very.
Speaker 4: Dirtyus live show.
Speaker 1: He gave us a connoscopy. He had to sit down
Speaker 1: between eight song because he's so old and he kept
Speaker 1: having to sit down. Well is he okay up there?
Speaker 4: But then he just goes just like wake down. God damn.
Speaker 1: That's why it was. Actually is that microphone standing was
Speaker 1: actually a scratch to get some of the Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that sweaty ass leather cats at eight. I saw Prince.
Speaker 1: He did a big show in London. He did twenty
Speaker 1: one night residency in two thousand and seven, and he
Speaker 1: did a really cool thing you know these days, sort
Speaker 1: of the dynamic pricing and that he fixed the price
Speaker 1: was only thirty bucks. Oh wow, No matter where you were,
Speaker 1: it was thirty bucks. That was such a great thing
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, it was thirty one dollars twenty one cents
Speaker 1: because he had now been out the year before thirty
Speaker 1: one twenty one, so all the ticket prices for twenty
Speaker 1: thousand seats twenty one nights were just thirty one dollars
Speaker 1: and twenty one cents. What a cool thing to do.
Speaker 1: That was, as you were the used the word earlier, phenomenal,
Speaker 1: a phenom That's what I saw. Prince was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. You know, you see somebody if you lucky,
Speaker 1: you see so many great bands and then suddenly you
Speaker 1: see something like I guess for you Pantcy and Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson seeing Prince that they're not human, something extraordinary, you
Speaker 1: know in all bands and are very very gifted, but
Speaker 1: you see something like what he did. And he did
Speaker 1: like long version of his songs that was society. That's
Speaker 1: not human. I didn't even know how he's doing that
Speaker 1: proper virtuoso show. It's great. And then we got an
Speaker 1: a row before we get to the news. Good morning, morel.
Speaker 12: Good morning guys are going Yeah, good.
Speaker 1: So, Noel, what's the best live music show you ever saw?
Speaker 12: When I was six and a half that in on
Speaker 12: the line six and a half years old, I saw
Speaker 12: ab Alive at my music that one.
Speaker 7: I'm so jealous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Well, if anybody's got any memories from six and you
Speaker 1: saw Abba yep.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, very disserting six year old to be. They were
Speaker 4: very tired.
Speaker 1: It's going to take to see phenoms at the age
Speaker 1: of six, and it's only downhill after that. In Pete
Speaker 1: at six, What do you remember from the show? Can
Speaker 1: you remember much?
Speaker 12: I actually can, We said, on very very lowly. I
Speaker 12: remember my baby brother was there in a b in
Speaker 12: a in a carrying basket with cotton bugs and cotton balls.
Speaker 1: Always in a low seat. When you're seeing a show,
Speaker 1: you're only up on one of those tennis on five chairs.
Speaker 4: She was Sicking's old. She used to sitting in one
Speaker 4: of those hatches.
Speaker 1: That's what abba. We're doing a matinane show, a local kindo.
Speaker 3: Time, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Can't believe it's December the eighth today. It has gone
Speaker 1: so quickly this year. All right, So we go live
Speaker 1: to North Pole for the next half an hour. It
Speaker 1: is day number six on ten days of Happy ian
Speaker 1: esmus another big prized to give out. I think it's
Speaker 1: is it the Quadi? Have you spoken to Barry? I have.
Speaker 4: He's a little bit rough.
Speaker 8: He was watching the cricket all weekend, but yeah, he's
Speaker 8: very happy in good spirits as you'd imagine, great okay.
Speaker 1: On Friday show then we were doing an extra time
Speaker 1: waster and with the ashes being up at the gabble
Speaker 1: we'll were talking about Queensland bands and a best in
Speaker 1: show was a guy called Santo the centers one for
Speaker 1: Bogonse and I was wondering, like, what would that sound like?
Speaker 1: We should try and make something. One of our listeners
Speaker 1: has made this over the weekend. It is an entire
Speaker 1: song of a Bogan Beyonce Bogone sake. This is incredible,
Speaker 1: made by a very talented listener called Bronnie who's the
Speaker 1: singer and improviser. Happens we listened to the show Friday
Speaker 1: and that has spent obviously a lot of time making
Speaker 1: this over the weekend. Time well spent. This is great.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 9: I'm a single fella and I'm a single fella. And
Speaker 9: I'm a single fella and I'm a single fella. I'm
Speaker 9: a single fella. I I'm a single fella and I'm.
Speaker 13: A single fella.
Speaker 9: I've put my hands up. I'm up at the pub,
Speaker 9: shy my luck and bending on the dogs and things
Speaker 9: good and chips in dip. I'm having a sip. I'm
Speaker 9: watching nine TVs. I'm peeled to the brim with VB,
Speaker 9: planning my Barley vacation. My boys are on the beers.
Speaker 9: Gave you three good years.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 9: You can't be mad at me, because if you like me,
Speaker 9: then you would have bored with me me, weaponize and competent,
Speaker 9: send me boys parties.
Speaker 4: Don't be mad that I'm.
Speaker 9: Avoid responsibility because if you like me, then you shoot
Speaker 9: a board up with me.
Speaker 14: Yeah na na yeah na, which is pretty n yeah
Speaker 14: na nah nan na nah yeah na nah.
Speaker 9: No drama, because if you liked me, then you would
Speaker 9: have come and cheered with me, had the Collingwood games
Speaker 9: to make me happy, then you driving home because I
Speaker 9: got real tipsy.
Speaker 4: If you like me, then you would have poured up
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 14: Yeah nah nah nan nah nah yeah nah nah nan
Speaker 14: na na yeah nah nah nan nah nah yeah nah nah,
Speaker 14: no drama.
Speaker 9: I got sour, sommy lips, tall belt, bummy hips on me,
Speaker 9: tighter than my heart, yecker overalls, switching it up, burbing
Speaker 9: in my cup.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this dog is gonna win it all.
Speaker 9: You're not getting my winnings because did I mention I'm
Speaker 9: planning my body vacation and you could have come, but
Speaker 9: you called me a bum and told me you were
Speaker 9: done with me.
Speaker 1: And if you like me, then you would have bored
Speaker 1: up with me.
Speaker 9: And the fact that I don't do the baby's nabbies,
Speaker 9: don't be mad at number more responsibilities because if.
Speaker 1: You like me, then you would have bored up with me.
Speaker 14: Yeah Nonna, yeah nan Na, Si rah yeah no nah
Speaker 14: yeah no, no, no drama.
Speaker 1: We have the most talented listeners, so we just did
Speaker 1: that off their own bank over the weekend. It's both
Speaker 1: smart and extremely funny and catchy summer hits. So Bronnie
Speaker 1: is the guy that made that single Fella Bogon s
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Anyone else got a new earworm of yet? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it needs the video. I want to see what Bogon
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, the flanny, the high heels. I
Speaker 1: want to see a Bogan in high heels right now.
Speaker 1: Then we're into second week ten shows of Christmas, all
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Speaker 13: Recauruses colmre Test reclauses comre to.
Speaker 4: Test making a list dudes truckers.
Speaker 13: With gifts like washes and tries at a bloody beet fridge.
Speaker 13: Clauses come in an stopping at the pub of the crowd.
Speaker 4: Firy Claus is coming to tell.
Speaker 1: Another excuse me, another big price, another big prize. Let's
Speaker 1: us fire up the satellite link now to the north pole.
Speaker 1: Get it some interference at the moment you the metallic
Speaker 1: cage that Gaga was in Friday and Saturday night, but
Speaker 1: he should barry? Can you hear me?
Speaker 8: Same old Dossi's always winning egg.
Speaker 4: Getting up here Christian pop that now.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just watching the highlights of the f one.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no oh that's just own
Speaker 1: news about everyone is disfinished. How are you made? Oh
Speaker 1: top of the world, adelaide or bust is what I say?
Speaker 1: So big weekend made big weekend?
Speaker 4: I said it in our Love of day Nights hast
Speaker 4: start at three o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've had pink balls years, haven't you? Yes,
Speaker 1: isn't cleared up as it Shouldet yourself down Kevin's warehouse,
Speaker 1: get that scene too bad?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, get a cream from behind.
Speaker 1: Anyway anyway from behind the counts is that we have
Speaker 1: to play it? Sorry, Barry, what is going on today?
Speaker 3: Aren't we?
Speaker 1: Oh Barry? Now what is the big bride? Back to
Speaker 1: the scripts? Back to the scripts place? Now?
Speaker 8: Yeah, because I've got a three thousand, four hundred dollars
Speaker 8: high six hundred and one leader setina quaddor fridge.
Speaker 1: Wow, way the cordy Oh yeah, the top left, top, right, bottom, left,
Speaker 1: bottom right, I guess.
Speaker 8: And this one has an ice to spenser that illuminates
Speaker 8: not just ice, but a soft diffused light.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: So it's like an airplane at nighttime. Yes, welcome to
Speaker 1: the future. We're in a nightclub. I just came to
Speaker 1: get some butter. I'm having the champagne lounge a welcome
Speaker 1: to the future.
Speaker 4: And this can be your listeners fridge today.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, lines repper, Now give me the quaddy.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: In an hour's time on the time wasters Christmas hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just call me the ham Man an e ba ba bad.
Speaker 13: Go, reclauses calm here to doesn reclauses cam here to test.
Speaker 1: All right, every single day this week there week two
Speaker 1: on ten days of Ian Esthmus big prices every single day.
Speaker 1: Barry Claus live from a north Pole. Barry is still there.
Speaker 4: I am Christian.
Speaker 8: You know where there's handful go perfectly in the high
Speaker 8: certaina quad.
Speaker 1: He's mating clients. Now, this is high level. Wow, we
Speaker 1: very very good. So the prize again if people's tuned
Speaker 1: in the company.
Speaker 8: There is a beautiful, massive, six hundred and one liter
Speaker 8: seteena quador fridge valued at.
Speaker 4: Three thousand, four hundred buckerooms.
Speaker 1: Looks very shiny. What kind of thing is that?
Speaker 4: It's made out of?
Speaker 8: Joffra Archer's gold necklace.
Speaker 1: Beautiful straight from Levisa. Love it. Emma's on the line now,
Speaker 1: would love a new fridge, Emma, welcome to the show. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello Barry, Hello Emma. Hello.
Speaker 10: I think I need that fridge because my mom and
Speaker 10: dad were just gone away camping for six months. Something
Speaker 10: tricked their power and their fridge went off and it
Speaker 10: smells so so bad in their house. We can't even
Speaker 10: go in there.
Speaker 1: You'll have a hazmat team in they're fumigating it. Six months,
Speaker 1: six months.
Speaker 14: It is not nice.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh god, that's awful. Oh no, just before
Speaker 1: Christmas as well. I can just smell it. The milk
Speaker 1: and the cheese fermented to make something man cud doesn't
Speaker 1: eat it. And then we found the next super spreader.
Speaker 10: Oh it's bad, it's bad.
Speaker 1: It is so bad. You've got to have this brand
Speaker 1: new fridge you've won.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1: What a great daughter you are winning this for mom
Speaker 1: and dad after their epic six month camping trip where
Speaker 1: they're gone around Australia.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they just went up the East coast.
Speaker 1: They don't like the cold, so I went chasing the sun.
Speaker 10: They did, they did.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 10: They're going to be stoked.
Speaker 1: What a great Christmas present you got them a bloody
Speaker 1: great six hundred and one liter Satina fridge.
Speaker 10: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, Emma, have a lovely Christmas. You
Speaker 1: two guys. Bye, Barry, Barry, Barry. What are we giving
Speaker 1: away tomorrow? We're just giving away Christmas cheers.
Speaker 8: There now we're giving away Christmas dryers.
Speaker 1: Hi angular Grandma, God, yeah, you don't want a soggy
Speaker 1: Christmas to you? You always say that, how do we
Speaker 1: eat down the beach in wet socks? You know I
Speaker 1: would be wearing socks and a play with it. I
Speaker 1: don't have damn socks on Christmas Day.
Speaker 8: Christian, you have the dryer socks down.
Speaker 1: My god, I love cranking that dry on Christmas Day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they hit prawns on the barbie and then crank
Speaker 1: up that. But the prawns in the dryer. Yes, if
Speaker 1: you got soggy prawns, just the gotcha. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Speaking in tomorrow Barry Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 1: If they go away for six months, well they're doing
Speaker 1: leaving all the stuff for the fridge, and actually is
Speaker 1: a good point. I mean, congratulations all that, but you
Speaker 1: don't up the East coast. The milk is gonna be
Speaker 1: a bit off when you get about six months later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think this is thin. It's a bit off.
Speaker 4: Six months in the fridge is still a long time.
Speaker 1: We are we're moving this week and so we are
Speaker 1: on the street WhatsApp group chap one of the remnants
Speaker 1: from COVID. Do you remember the local thing? And it's
Speaker 1: a great thing. Actually we needed we need a color
Speaker 1: of skies because to turn the fridge freezer off, we've
Speaker 1: got to get everything out. Yes, and my wife and
Speaker 1: I we're just trying to work out how do we
Speaker 1: do this. One ski isn't enough for it type fridge freezer.
Speaker 1: We need multiple skies. We need the street to lend us.
Speaker 1: And you you ask any Australians have they got a
Speaker 1: spare eski? It's the law. And they're all filthy as well,
Speaker 1: aren't they. I've got a smel Yeah, it's been in
Speaker 1: six months. They're only clean white the day you buy them.
Speaker 1: How do they get that filthy?
Speaker 4: I guess it made people going campy.
Speaker 1: But I think it's how they should look, is knackered.
Speaker 1: They've always got dents in the side of it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this lovely neighbor turns up with the sun. They've they've
Speaker 1: got two skis that they're lending to us. And I
Speaker 1: see that his little son has got cricket whites on right,
Speaker 1: he's got his pads and there's this awkward silence hanging
Speaker 1: over so obviously I'm an English guys, he's a young
Speaker 1: cricket fan, probably future soy of Australia. The dad looks
Speaker 1: at me, sees me looking at the kid like is
Speaker 1: this is this winding me up? Which is hey, quick,
Speaker 1: come and get a cricket white song and I'm playing
Speaker 1: today that just get them. Money's English.
Speaker 4: Get the baggy green now, come on.
Speaker 1: There's some sledging going around. There's an awkward silence as
Speaker 1: I'm looking at him. Just get that thousand yard stair
Speaker 1: and that just puts his hat on my shoulder. And
Speaker 1: when it's going to be and I went, Richard, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure it is. I don't know Adelaide or bus
Speaker 1: is gonna come be for us next week? All right,
Speaker 1: so you had to break into your new home.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, we came back. We're at Meredith for
Speaker 8: a music festival over the weekend that is supposed to
Speaker 8: be amazing. It's one of the best festivals in the world.
Speaker 8: I reckon it is so cool. What makes it good
Speaker 8: it is it has an amazing origin story. It just
Speaker 8: started at these friends. There's only like twenty or thirty
Speaker 8: of them would have this party every year at their parents' farm,
Speaker 8: and now it's grown out into this incredible, like twelve
Speaker 8: thousand person festival at the same farm.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well, glast we start out as a farm
Speaker 1: thing and then became bigger and bigger every year. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not quite as big as Glaston Breed. But
Speaker 8: everyone bayo alcohol, you bring your own couch o.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea because festivals mute the food and
Speaker 1: drink is really expensive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's awesome. It's like a giant pic. It's a
Speaker 4: festival for adults.
Speaker 1: Go by one.
Speaker 7: You need to track to Bwoyo Cow a b Wyo Cow.
Speaker 4: Everyone brings couches on the tops of their cars.
Speaker 1: You tied.
Speaker 4: Tied on, yes, And it's this beautiful amphitheater.
Speaker 8: So on the sort of hill, everyone's got their couches
Speaker 8: and down down near the stage is a big dance floor,
Speaker 8: and so you come up, you have a dance, You
Speaker 8: come back to your care, pull yourself a little.
Speaker 4: Cocktail, go back down. It's heaven.
Speaker 1: It's that sounds brilliant.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was amazing. So anyway, yeah, you have a
Speaker 8: good time, had a great time of exhausted. Come back
Speaker 8: Sunday afternoon, absolutely buggered and real my partner Will has
Speaker 8: lost the key.
Speaker 4: We rifled through all of our stuff.
Speaker 8: Unpacked all our campus. Only one of you has door keys.
Speaker 8: Well yeah, that was also my fault. I probably should
Speaker 8: have brought a key. My key was inside the house,
Speaker 8: not much use in there, So you lost the only.
Speaker 4: Key we had.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and then our keys. Is that what keys
Speaker 1: into a big pet theater left in someone else's keys,
Speaker 1: That's how they do it.
Speaker 8: And then the only way we could be like, oh,
Speaker 8: maybe we can get in through the back maybe. I
Speaker 8: mean we're saying hopefully we left the window open that
Speaker 8: we could maybe creep into. But the only way into
Speaker 8: our backyard would have to be through our neighbors, and
Speaker 8: we hadn't met our neighbors, so we had to knock
Speaker 8: on the door and say, hey, firstly, we're your neighbors.
Speaker 8: We promised for your neighbors all too scared, like, can
Speaker 8: we please access your backyard?
Speaker 4: Climb over?
Speaker 1: So we any I g.
Speaker 4: We actual showed them our contract of sale because we
Speaker 4: hadn't met them, Like.
Speaker 1: We are what ners that to music festival yours? No?
Speaker 1: I told you Friday that YouTube science thing you're watching.
Speaker 1: You're closet.
Speaker 4: Come on out.
Speaker 1: It's okay. I've got some documents here. I take them
Speaker 1: everywhere I go b way. Oh contracts.
Speaker 8: Anyway, it was surprisingly easy to break into our It
Speaker 8: was just like we just left the window open and
Speaker 8: walked straight.
Speaker 4: No, it's a window. Well we're not We're not used
Speaker 4: to owning house, so we're not used to losing the generation.
Speaker 1: I don't we get a grown up round to close
Speaker 1: the windows? And now about contracts, I've got all of mine.
Speaker 1: My briefcase, I take the festival.
Speaker 4: It never crossed our mind to lock a window. They
Speaker 4: opened straight up. But there's a key from inside when
Speaker 4: we go out.
Speaker 1: It's my job will leave the house. Mind up to do?
Speaker 1: You go around checking windows and doors and there's so many.
Speaker 4: There's a in a.
Speaker 1: First world problem. Oh my god, we got the West wing.
Speaker 1: These bloody are the basement nightclub? Well, get the documents
Speaker 1: out of the safe, make sure we take the that festival.
Speaker 6: The love God goes like four laps of the house
Speaker 6: to make sure, you know, like triple checking.
Speaker 4: Ye, there's the what we're learning. You know, life is
Speaker 4: a You have to lock windows, but sometimes leave them unlocked.
Speaker 1: If you it's the final boss of adulting. Lock the
Speaker 1: doors and windows, all right. So we're looking for your
Speaker 1: stories of breaking in or did you break out? Thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two. Your stories are breaking in or
Speaker 1: did you try and break out?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I didn't know we had to lock the windows because
Speaker 1: and this is why toasters have warning labels on them
Speaker 1: that read don't use in the shower. It is don't
Speaker 1: eat Tona. I was replacing the ink cartridge great big
Speaker 1: signed do not eat it listens like rio. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but if you are, if you start eating, you just
Speaker 1: got to take yourself out the game. If I was
Speaker 1: in charge of the world, I'd take all the warning
Speaker 1: labels off and let the thickies die out.
Speaker 4: To old.
Speaker 1: Thank Terry he ate Tonah took the toes in the Sherris.
Speaker 1: He's not around anymore. We didn't. Terry wasn't going to
Speaker 1: do anything. He's not gonna move life on anyway. This
Speaker 1: is why I'm not in charge. That mean by one
Speaker 1: and only manfairs. So if I take over this office,
Speaker 1: all warning labels removed. Take your byke to think members
Speaker 1: of your family, to think people at work. They won't
Speaker 1: survive the winter. Christian I walk at chemist warehouse. Go
Speaker 1: to your local one and ask them for the spare
Speaker 1: white phone boxers that they get their medications in. They're
Speaker 1: bigger than an eski. They'd be happy for you to
Speaker 1: take them so they don't have to get rid of them.
Speaker 1: They come with Jedi's packs to you're welcome in town knowledge.
Speaker 1: I love it. You can't at chemist warehouse, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. I will do that today, all right. So
Speaker 1: looking for your stories of how you didn't know to
Speaker 1: be an adult? No, your stories are breaking in or
Speaker 1: breaking out? Helen. Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Helen.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Thank you, Helen. We're in the
Speaker 1: last five shows of the year, so I just want
Speaker 1: to say thank you for listening to show and have
Speaker 1: a lovely Christmas in New Year.
Speaker 13: Thank you you too.
Speaker 5: It's been great.
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, Helen. So what's your story? Were
Speaker 1: breaking in or breaking out?
Speaker 10: I was breaking in?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: So in my youth I decided I wanted to be
Speaker 5: a rock climber. So I joined a rock climbing group
Speaker 5: and on my very first beginner climb, we were at
Speaker 5: the Grampians and we had this huge sixty meter climb,
Speaker 5: and about halfway up, I realized that rock climbing was really.
Speaker 11: Not for me.
Speaker 1: What a place to find out? What a place to
Speaker 1: find out? Thirty rock? Do you know what? This isn't
Speaker 1: the path for me? Literally, I can't get down.
Speaker 4: I love those first thirty meters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, this.
Speaker 5: Anyway then we actually got lost on the mountain, and we.
Speaker 1: Did to retrace the steps, find the edge of the mountain,
Speaker 1: Go down there?
Speaker 4: Are you still up there?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: That's what you're call it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 5: So we finally did find the way down at about midnight.
Speaker 1: And I straight back down El Capitan.
Speaker 10: And I got home at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5: Now, the other bit to the story is that my
Speaker 5: flatmate had lost her keys and I'd lent her mine,
Speaker 5: and the deal was she would leave them in our letterbox,
Speaker 5: and of course I got home and found they weren't there.
Speaker 5: So at three o'clock in the morning, I had to climb.
Speaker 1: The side only just retired climbing the still out the
Speaker 1: old crampons on.
Speaker 10: Likely we only lived on this first story, but.
Speaker 5: The side of the apartment built.
Speaker 1: Wow, we spider woman.
Speaker 4: I hope you didn't get lost on the way back down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just grab all this drain pipe thing
Speaker 1: and does it go up or down on sideways?
Speaker 5: And luckily I too had not locked my window.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Oh Helen, that is an outstanding story, very funny.
Speaker 1: Given us a big chuck this morning. Thanks for calling
Speaker 1: in mate. Take care Hey bye, my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I remember a friend of mine, right for months, he'd
Speaker 1: been talking about how he started off flying lessons done
Speaker 1: on the flyplane, and then I saw him like the
Speaker 1: week after the first one. I was like, how was it?
Speaker 1: He goes five intents that lesson. I realized this is
Speaker 1: not the life for me. I don't want that pilot's license.
Speaker 1: He gets up up in this plate from a rabbit,
Speaker 1: goes to you go there. He goes, No, this is terrifying.
Speaker 1: It gets to running things like really flimsy. It's just
Speaker 1: you know, you want it to be like rock solid.
Speaker 1: It's all it's like really flimsy. So he said, cause
Speaker 1: he took me back down because he paid for two hours.
Speaker 1: Why is it rocking side? We've got to do more
Speaker 1: on that tomorrow. Those realizations, this isn't the hobby for me.
Speaker 1: Thirty meters up a mountain, let's squeeze one more and
Speaker 1: these are great Rose, Good morning, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good Rose, and Rose you have a lovely Christmas
Speaker 1: and New Year as well. We don't speak before the
Speaker 1: end of the week, saying to you all, Rose, what
Speaker 1: happened you breaking in you try. You sound like the
Speaker 1: kind of person likes to break in for kicks.
Speaker 12: I break into a car because they double parked me
Speaker 12: back in the seventies, got two guys to help me
Speaker 12: move it, put in neutral, and just moved it right out.
Speaker 3: Of the way.
Speaker 1: So that's so funny. And of course you're right back
Speaker 1: in the seventies. It would have been easy to break
Speaker 1: into the cars.
Speaker 12: It was because I had those little windows on, you know,
Speaker 12: the diamond windows.
Speaker 13: Yes, break into a little.
Speaker 1: Triangle one yes. And I went, it's a very kind
Speaker 1: of honorable crime, isn't it, just to move in out
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 12: The funny thing is I put it right, not in
Speaker 12: the spot where it was. I just kept on going
Speaker 12: around the corner, so I would have you know. I
Speaker 12: had to think twice where he's pasted.
Speaker 1: It isn't really funny he stood out there to this day.
Speaker 1: Where is rose? Thank you very much the story. Have
Speaker 1: a good week, No worries you too.
Speaker 3: By the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian breaking in story was eving a house. I just
Speaker 1: brought lot myself out of the house and they made
Speaker 1: two phone calls, one to the glass repair, the other
Speaker 1: one to locksmith turned out the glass repair is going
Speaker 1: to be cheaper, so I grabbed my weights on the backyard.
Speaker 1: That's things spokeuns to, isn't it the gym outside I've
Speaker 1: got I've got some weights outside. That makes me part
Speaker 1: bogan outdoor Jim's you know it's proper bogan though when
Speaker 1: it got the bench, oh yes, they got spot in
Speaker 1: them out in the garden. Don't put us off a
Speaker 1: hills hoist five more. I made two phone calls, one
Speaker 1: to the glasser power and the lost locksmith. Turned out
Speaker 1: the gassal power is going to be cheaper. So I
Speaker 1: grabbed my weights in the backyard, smashed the window, climbed in,
Speaker 1: did what I need to do, then called the glass
Speaker 1: repair guard to come fix the problem. Solved. What a
Speaker 1: stitch up?
Speaker 4: That the more expensive expensive.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous, crazy, especially when I got locked out once and
Speaker 1: called the locksmith and it was something like five hundred
Speaker 1: bucks and it took minutes. I don't know what he
Speaker 1: was earning per minute, at least through a bit more
Speaker 1: than Carl Sanderland's nice way to earn. All right, tyme
Speaker 1: for the last mishard lyrics of the year.
Speaker 9: It's just another miss Human Day Christian O'Connell's Miss Herd Lyrics.
Speaker 1: So before we get into the last one of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, a huge thank you so everybody who makes
Speaker 1: this feature exist. You send in the misshurderics throughout the day,
Speaker 1: throughout the evening all over the world from podcast listen
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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, how rude with me if you just never
Speaker 1: heard the misshurders before, as we played them back on
Speaker 1: a Monday. If you don't agree or we don't hear them,
Speaker 1: miss here, no other way around. You'll hear this if
Speaker 1: we don't hear it, and if we agreed, But the
Speaker 1: really great ones come on into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Last week we had two great Hall
Speaker 1: of Famous Simon had Ditis Pearl, jam Jeremy Jeremy's Bogan
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Speaker 1: I think I bend Stoke Saints. I think I've ever
Speaker 1: prepared something like this one Jeremy Pearl, jam Jeremy's Bogan
Speaker 1: Outdoor Gym Mikayla had Sorry by Justin Bieber. You know
Speaker 1: I try, but I don't do too well with a
Speaker 1: pile of cheese. Beabs is lactose and tolerant. It will
Speaker 1: soil himself right through manche going. You know what, Tram,
Speaker 1: You could really hear his pie of cheese.
Speaker 3: You know what, Tram.
Speaker 1: All right, brand new once. Lisa Baker's got this nothing
Speaker 1: but a good time poison. Spend my money on women
Speaker 1: and wine or is it a very different heady vice.
Speaker 1: Spend my money on women and Wayne.
Speaker 4: Is it's more Wayne than one?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 12: It is?
Speaker 10: It is?
Speaker 1: They're a classy person to be around. Spend my money
Speaker 1: on women and Wayne.
Speaker 14: Women.
Speaker 1: Lisa Baker Hall of Josh has got this livered up
Speaker 1: mental as anything. A close encounter with a hard hearted
Speaker 1: man a god? Or is it a close encounter with
Speaker 1: a hot ornament A god? I think it's hot Ottomansto
Speaker 1: is hot.
Speaker 3: A god?
Speaker 1: It's a hot ot man a god? Josh, We split
Speaker 1: that one. My friend Martin has been listening to the
Speaker 1: great Sam Fender people watching people watch on my way
Speaker 1: back home? Or has he got some spots? Young lad?
Speaker 1: I pimple watch on my way back home. That's a
Speaker 1: great one word. That's Martin Wolfe good friend of the show.
Speaker 1: Police naver Dad's jo? Police? Never Dad? Or is it?
Speaker 1: Have the police taken his dad? Police nabbed me Dad?
Speaker 1: Police nab me Dad? Yes, and Brian's got this you too.
Speaker 1: I still haven't found what I'm looking for. I have
Speaker 1: kissed honey lips. And you know who those honey lips
Speaker 1: belong to? Wayne? Oh, Brian's miss hearing it. Bono, he's
Speaker 1: kissed the rhythmical singer Annie Lennox. I've kissed Annie Lennox.
Speaker 1: A gentleman should never tell Bono he's kissed Danny Lennox.
Speaker 1: Is there a Hall of Famer to end the year on? Brian?
Speaker 1: Hall of Favor? Really funny that one that is outstanding?
Speaker 1: I kiss Danny Lennox. Right, it's like a boast.
Speaker 4: It's bragging about a bad look.
Speaker 1: Bad look. All right, Thank you very much all the
Speaker 1: mis hurts this year, keep the coming as always the
Speaker 1: show might not be here, but always looking for your
Speaker 1: miss her lyrics Email me then when you miss hear them.
Speaker 1: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 3: Do the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Now on the Extra time of the time waste on Friday,
Speaker 1: we're looking for your Queensland bands and the winner was
Speaker 1: a very funny guy, Santo, who had Bogonce and obviously
Speaker 1: he won, and I was saying, I'd love to hear
Speaker 1: what that would sound like all the single fellas and
Speaker 1: then an amazingly talented listener over the weekend called Bronnie recorded,
Speaker 1: I really need we need to see the video for this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, need to turn film clip needs its.
Speaker 1: Own film clip. This is incredible. This will be an
Speaker 1: ere one. I mean I think we need to get
Speaker 1: it released. It's so Spotify and this is someone who's
Speaker 1: just listen to show Friday. Obviously a very talented improviser
Speaker 1: and singer wrote this and recorded it over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Single fellas. Ronnie is his name. Get ready to meet
Speaker 1: your new favorite recording artist Bogonce.
Speaker 9: Now I'm a single fella and I'm a single fella.
Speaker 9: I'm a single fella. Now, I'm a single fella. I'm
Speaker 9: a single fella. I am a single fella. I'm a
Speaker 9: single fella. I put my hands up. I'm up at
Speaker 9: the pub, try my luck getting bending on the dogs
Speaker 9: and things, gun chips in dip. I'm having a sip.
Speaker 9: I'm watching nine TVs. I'm filled to the brim with
Speaker 9: dB planning my valley vacation. My boys are on the beers.
Speaker 9: Gave me three good years.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 9: You can't be mad at me because if you like me,
Speaker 9: then you would have bored up with me. New weaponis
Speaker 9: and competent. Send me boys parties, let me mad, and
Speaker 9: I'm avoid responsibilities because if you liked me, then you
Speaker 9: should have bored up with me.
Speaker 14: Yeah na na na nah, yeah na na na, yeah
Speaker 14: na nah nan na na, yeah nanna, No drama.
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Speaker 1: It's coming an idea Christian. I saw that this International
Speaker 1: chee today on Monday. This is listener James Dennis's idea
Speaker 1: faster songs. Love it. By the way, what do we
Speaker 1: think are Australia's top five fastest animals over a one
Speaker 1: hundred meter sprint? Yeah, I reckon number three, fucking up
Speaker 1: sixty k's an hour, quick bird kangaroo, red kangaroo seventy
Speaker 1: five k's a number two that is so fast. I
Speaker 1: mean you wouldn't you'd get you get a speeding ticket
Speaker 1: through most summus Yeah yeah. The snakes a quick pads
Speaker 1: yeah snake, yeah yeah. The long route one bat's at
Speaker 1: number five, yeah, deceptively forty k yeah, Dingo at number four,
Speaker 1: emy three red kangaroo and number two the wedge tailed
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Speaker 1: up what it's natural gifts combat.
Speaker 7: Really I can't get over.
Speaker 11: That's a quick they'll get you really at ks A
Speaker 11: wedge toailed eagle will go. My wife is terrified that
Speaker 11: a wedge tailed eagle is going to come down and
Speaker 11: take our small dog away.
Speaker 1: I keep praying for that day it's happened, to make
Speaker 1: sure we film it. It has happened, Alex, do you
Speaker 1: know this because my wife said someone told her once
Speaker 1: that it's happened, a dog was taken away. I said, then,
Speaker 1: what wasn'ton? Was it play? And it's nest and made
Speaker 1: to work for the eagle? Two hours? It's always been
Speaker 1: a two hours. Yeah, yeah, oh no, this is my
Speaker 1: min Christmas is counseled now. I said, we need to
Speaker 1: get like a weighted vest to live in the gym.
Speaker 1: Have them brod. Yeah, he's big enough. Thought, where well
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Speaker 1: not it's not not with horses, he's with porsches, Hosiers.
Speaker 1: Getting a bit quicker race me to the church, tears
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Speaker 1: donuts in heaven. Men at work got a little bit quicker,
Speaker 1: got a lot quicker. British racing tribe. That's right Lando
Speaker 1: down Under on this show Land winner was having English
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Speaker 1: you're the V eight. We're still going next, trickling it
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Speaker 4: Bit left to the chap, backfire, squandering.
Speaker 1: Landown. I didn't like your first time all right winners, Yeah, Ria,
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Speaker 4: You're saying in the membrane.
Speaker 8: The membrane And we love the upcoming Australian sprint sensation.
Speaker 15: Gout out on this show? Do we get gout gout
Speaker 15: of my car? Gold black Jenny, Well black.
Speaker 1: Jenny like a jet jet Oh.
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Speaker 1: All this week the last five shows of the year,
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Speaker 4: Hams Lambo number five and one bat don't impress me.
Speaker 1: Much, wild Aunt Team. We're back tomorrow. Four shows left
Speaker 1: of the year.
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