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Speaker 2: Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app Well,

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Speaker 2: what a show today, What a show.

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Speaker 1: We were taken aback by some of the pashing scenes

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Speaker 1: on The Golden Bachelor last night. Weirdly, the pashing wasn't

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Speaker 1: between a man and a woman. It was a woman

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Speaker 1: and a puppy. They were doing puppy yoga and dogs

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Speaker 1: will puppies in particular will always want to lick you

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Speaker 1: on the face. That's what they do with their litter mats.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't want to lean into it.

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Speaker 1: No, she lean into it. It looked like she opened

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Speaker 1: up her mouth and lot.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, these ladies a bit hard up

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Speaker 2: for it. Oh but really, come on. The producers going,

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Speaker 2: come on, you kiss the Golden Bachelor, not the Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so there's a bit of dog pashing, which made

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Speaker 1: us wonder about the hygienic nature of it. We thought

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Speaker 1: we'd put that to the pub test. Do you let

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Speaker 1: your dog lick you on the mouth.

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Speaker 4: We like talking about swear words on this show, but

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Speaker 4: what about historical swear words.

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Speaker 1: That's what we're going to talk about. As well Jonesy

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Speaker 1: being an old fop doodle from you years ago. People

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Speaker 1: are taking our jobs. They're podcasters who don't have a

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Speaker 1: brain in their heads. They're not literally taking our jobs.

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Speaker 1: But the radio industry has been overtaken by fools.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I like tales of wash ups. A surfboard has

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Speaker 2: washed up in New Zealand after it sets sail from Tasmania.

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Speaker 2: But there's been a lot of discussion about it. It didn't

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Speaker 2: just go from Tasmania to New Zealand. It went Tasmania,

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Speaker 2: circumnavigated the globe, then ended up at New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: I know, I like to call it the old Matt Flinders.

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Speaker 3: I do like tales of big wash ups.

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Speaker 1: Red tape. What has really drewn you crazy with red tape?

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about all that too.

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Speaker 4: Enjoy the podcast as now.

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Speaker 3: That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests

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Speaker 3: for them to do it again.

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Speaker 5: Mistress Amanda's miss killer. Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 1: Friends in a broom, the tools of the train.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 3: I've been a legendary poet.

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Speaker 6: Jonesy and Amanda the Actress, Congratulations we're right now, and Amanda,

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Speaker 6: you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 7: Anyone but your silkie giant.

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Speaker 8: Good radio.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, but of a tongue tongue twist set Amanda's.

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Speaker 3: Shoe, Timy, we're on there. Top of the morning to you, Manda,

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Speaker 3: it's you, yay yay.

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Don't mention you? I'm starving to death a little street urchin.

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Speaker 1: We both thought that we had horridge here and we don't.

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Speaker 3: I blame myself.

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Speaker 1: I blame the Goldie locks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I blame that guts of a kid that aid

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Speaker 2: all the bear's porridge. I was at the local key

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Speaker 2: cutting place yesterday getting a key cut.

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Speaker 3: Before for my place.

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Speaker 1: Where are they? Where's the key?

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Speaker 3: Are they in that rock?

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Speaker 1: Are they third rock to the left?

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, continuing and the dude he was cutting

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Speaker 2: the key and he said, about ten minutes. I said,

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Speaker 2: what happened. I get the coal's worth order and they

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Speaker 2: sent me chicken. But I went to cook the chicken

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Speaker 1: Look thinking Manique, and I thought.

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Speaker 2: I was just opened up, I was like, ugh, lost

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Speaker 1: It wasn't delicious.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, I had to get more chicken. So I

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Speaker 3: said to I'll mate, locksmith.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'll go next door and I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: Tell me you didn't tell him that. That's what I

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Speaker 1: said to people to drill on his own face.

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Speaker 3: What you talk about every initiate your life?

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Speaker 1: Do you tell the locksmith I'm porridge, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: buy deodorant.

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Speaker 2: I might not have said it out loud, but anyway,

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Speaker 2: I've gone into the shop the ida next door.

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Speaker 2: Got distracted because they have white pepper on sale and

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Speaker 3: So I got that, got.

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Speaker 2: Some alfail, and I got the chicken, and I came

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Speaker 2: back forgot the porroach.

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Speaker 3: I forgot. Now I'm hungry and stink.

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Speaker 3: Actually, now I don't smell. You smell when get in there.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go and Brian get a bit

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Speaker 3: He's in flavor country. So I apologize for that, for

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Speaker 2: For being hungry and not so stick. We'll get well,

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Speaker 2: you know, we'll get Meg to whip us up something.

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Speaker 1: But it's not TikTok taka day. I don't have any

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Speaker 1: jelly tongue to give you. I don't know what Meg

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Speaker 3: The Christmas party? Is it? And what about you? Enough

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Speaker 3: about me?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I've got nothing to add. Okay, good because I

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Speaker 1: felt like, you know, when people tell you their dreams,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I heard your dream.

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Speaker 2: You know, as I said, you will talk about feelings

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Speaker 2: and motions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I said too. I said to Harley, isn't

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Speaker 1: it borings into people's dreams? And he said, only if

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Speaker 1: there are very specific details of where the treasure is.

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Speaker 3: Buried, or it's a good sex dream. I like hearing

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Speaker 1: And what did he say, happened.

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Speaker 3: A sex dream about you? Show today?

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Speaker 1: Well this has taken a care, that's what he said.

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Speaker 3: We've got Instagram, Mace says.

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Speaker 1: Time to see the cut keys, mate.

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Speaker 2: He's very good, this key cutting guy. Instagram makes it return.

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Speaker 2: I had a dream that someone would win.

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Speaker 1: That didn't come true, come true.

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Speaker 3: I didn't have any dreams of it.

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Speaker 1: We have a dream. You remember deodorant? Next time?

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Speaker 3: I was watching The Golden Bachelor last night. Did you

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Speaker 1: I've seen the snippet of which you speak.

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Speaker 2: I put it on my social media and it's gone mental.

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Speaker 2: I will talk about that, and we can't do anything

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Speaker 2: until we do the magnificent sex.

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Speaker 1: Question number one? What does VIP stand for?

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Speaker 3: The magnificent seven?

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Speaker 5: Here?

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Speaker 3: Seven questions? Can you go all the way and answer

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Speaker 1: If you do that, the whole office is looking for

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Speaker 1: deodorant for you. Remember that time when we got team deodorant?

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Speaker 1: I was we decided because we have team comb team toothpaste,

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Speaker 2: Roll on I know who does that? And there was

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Speaker 2: Number was Harley's. I hope it was Harley's.

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Speaker 3: That's all I could that.

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Speaker 1: That gave me strong None of that's true.

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Speaker 3: All of it's true. Marcus of North Cala, Marcus, how

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Speaker 3: are you? Good morning? Guys?

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Speaker 1: How are you saying? Very real? Question number one for you? Marcus,

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Speaker 1: what does VIP stand for?

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Speaker 6: Very important person?

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Speaker 3: That's right, Marcus?

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Speaker 2: In get Smart, Max saw Smart famously had a phone

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Speaker 2: built in which item of his clothing, his shoes.

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Speaker 1: You're up to riff raff and write.

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Speaker 3: You understand?

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Speaker 1: He does a whiff raw, Now, Marcus, what song has

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Speaker 1: his riff?

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Speaker 3: Great? Rib Marcus?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Marcus, tongue tied at the end.

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Speaker 3: Jeremy's in nerell and bye.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy, good morning. Do you want to hear it again?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 7: It's how are you going to be my girls?

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Speaker 1: It is are you going to be my girl? If

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Speaker 3: That rocks. I think I've given myself some sort of.

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Speaker 1: Mbiay, I just don't feel too well either.

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Speaker 2: Famous screenwriter Aaron Sorkham. He wrote The West Wing, The

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Speaker 2: Social Network, and Moneyball. He would take how many showers

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Speaker 2: a day to beat rider's block? This is multiple choice, Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: Unless you're a giant Aaron Sorkin.

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Speaker 1: PERV, you'd know this is in the shower.

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Speaker 3: Did he have a three showers a day?

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Speaker 2: Be eight showers a day, see twenty showers a day

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Speaker 2: to beat writer's block?

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Speaker 1: It was he said, if I can't think of anything,

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Speaker 1: I get in the shower, I put on different clothes

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Speaker 1: and try again on a really bad day. I'll be

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Speaker 1: incredibly clean. It works though it has the orn though,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't he come on? Let it go?

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Speaker 3: Do you come in here and smell my armpit? Get

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Speaker 3: in there? Go on? Go on?

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Speaker 1: I think question five, Jeremy, if a player gets sent

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Speaker 1: off in a game of soccer, what color card have

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Speaker 1: they been shown? Bread? It was going to shout the answers, true.

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Speaker 3: Or false, Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: The platypus is highly venomous.

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Speaker 5: True?

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Speaker 3: And do you know that, Jeremy? You're just guessing or

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Speaker 3: you are an authority on platypuses.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a little bit of calm.

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Speaker 3: Be really okay? Can you give us some detailers? Why

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Speaker 3: you know this?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Read the information?

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Speaker 2: Well, papus venomy is capable of killing dogs. Venom doesn't

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Speaker 2: appear to be lethal to other platypuses.

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Speaker 3: Or to humans.

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Speaker 1: It's on there. They've got a soper on their little

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Speaker 1: footy bit.

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Speaker 2: Don't put your dog near a platypus or one of

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Speaker 2: the ladies.

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Speaker 3: From Golden Bachelor? Did you watch that last night?

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Speaker 1: Jerry calling her a dog?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Because she no? Hang on, did you not watch it

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Speaker 3: last night?

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Speaker 1: I did, but you said don't put a platypus near

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Speaker 1: a woman from there, Yeah, from The Golden Bachelor, because

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Speaker 1: it doesn't affect humans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was licking the dog.

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Speaker 1: She was No, the dog licked her, right, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Do you watch a Jeremy No, Okay, well this is

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Speaker 3: just mutism.

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Speaker 1: We don't talk further about it because we're obsessed.

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Speaker 3: He didn't lick that.

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Speaker 1: Question number seven, which tech Giant is facing hefty fines

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Speaker 1: for allegedly misleading millions of Australians. Quick, Jeremy, Jeremy, Sorry, Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: We're playing for sheep Stations podcast. We are into the

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Speaker 2: magnificent seven. Funnily enough, and question.

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Speaker 1: Seven go to Stacey and Penrith Hell Stacy, Hello, how

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Speaker 1: an important one. Which tech Giant is facing hefty fines

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Speaker 1: for allegedly misleading millions of Australians. Microsoft. Yeah, they were

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Speaker 3: Do we want to take on Microsoft?

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Speaker 1: How about I do that all on my own? What

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Speaker 3: I'll just be over here.

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Speaker 2: So if you're yourself what a docs Amanda of Microsoft.

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Speaker 2: Don't dox me you Maybe a good doxing might help you.

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Speaker 3: No, that doxing is Brian with a You know what

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Speaker 9: That's when you tell the world or your private information.

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Speaker 3: Let's not do that. Can't we do that anyway?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean against So I'd tell Jonesy's I'd be

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but everyone knows my private impact.

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Speaker 9: But you wouldn't want to be telling people Jonesy's personal

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Speaker 1: But if I did, is that doxing?

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Speaker 3: That would be doxing? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Sixteen Credibility Street, Stacy, if you want to hunt me down.

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Speaker 1: I've never lived in credibility Strie.

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Speaker 3: I've got a quarter. It's a quarter block to.

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Speaker 1: Break a block on Credibility Street.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, stay and kempt.

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Speaker 2: You've won the jam Pack one hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 2: Events Cinemas, Relaxed, unwined and indulge in Gold Class at Event.

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Speaker 3: Cinemas and Jonesy in demandic caricatures.

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Speaker 2: If you're to come in, as I say, of Pensil Stacey,

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Speaker 8: That's great.

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Speaker 10: Thanks Scott, have a great day.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: So you're around a credibility street.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I thig it intersex with no hope of coulders

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Speaker 2: Why well, the young ladies according to the commercials like Links.

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Speaker 3: So already you've got all this and then.

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Speaker 1: This you're going to be hard to resist.

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Speaker 3: Form an orderly queue and the open.

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Speaker 1: I think the girls are safe.

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Speaker 1: Remember once when we're in an office and we're working

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Speaker 3: Yeah, remember you apologize for it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Links have sprayed.

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Speaker 3: Now I smell like Brian, Well, so does.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, form an orderly Q. Ladies, that's all we have.

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Speaker 1: They're all looking away. I think you're okay.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure about it?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure about that.

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Speaker 3: In the meantime, thumb through the germinat a big book

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Speaker 3: of musical facts? Did you know? On this day?

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Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty eight you two released Desire the band

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Speaker 2: the song you Too Desires. Yeah, but you looked at

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Speaker 3: Bono turned sixty a few years ago, So what's he that?

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Speaker 2: Sixty three sixty four, he released a list of songs

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Speaker 2: Artists like David Bowie, Yep, John Lennon, Elton John Daft,

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Speaker 3: Know everything I wanted, And then.

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Speaker 1: He wondered what he heard in there that saved him.

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Speaker 2: Well, what he liked even more than that as well

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Speaker 7: Oh in the Moaning and I'm throwing in this sea

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Speaker 12: It's the oh Man actually been three hundred like the

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Speaker 1: Because he made any reference to Bad Element, there's no

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Speaker 3: I just think there was enough time there for.

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Speaker 3: I just it makes no sense. You really like those songs? Bono?

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Speaker 3: Do you really like them?

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Speaker 2: So he knows gam desirable is the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched The Golden Bachelor, but I look at

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Speaker 3: I'm enjoying The Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 1: He's a nice guy, isn't he. Because what they're trying

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Speaker 2: And Sam on our very show, denied all of course,

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Speaker 2: but he's trying to find love again by doing it

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Speaker 1: And lots of people have said that the real love

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Speaker 2: That's about That's about pretty much right. And Bianca dies

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Speaker 3: I don't really feel for these ladies.

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Speaker 2: Because you're at a point in your life where what's

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Speaker 1: Not only that, I wonder how Australia feels like one

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Speaker 1: I hope Australia is kind to the older women and

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Speaker 3: I would not shame any of those ladies.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I don't think anyone looks good riding

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Speaker 3: Even Lady Godiver, you know she was. She was nude,

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Speaker 3: I can't tell. But it got hot and heavy on

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Speaker 1: Already it got.

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Speaker 3: Very aw Yes, darling, oh yes, I love you too. Kissing,

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Speaker 1: The bachelor's already going to passion.

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Speaker 2: No one, no, no, that is the lady. She's passionate

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Speaker 2: I just threw up a bit watching that, so many questions.

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Speaker 2: Puppy loves jack lips. I don't think she can even

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Speaker 2: about one hundred k's worth of puppies running around there,

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Speaker 3: On the block.

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Speaker 1: I like this one. Did Bear have a mongrel?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's funny you say that.

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Speaker 2: God, Oh what well Bear, I'm just so stiff and

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Speaker 2: That's that's next week's challenge on the GB cherry picking

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Speaker 2: kiss the golden batchelor, not the golden retriever.

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Speaker 1: This is not too many bitches on this show.

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Speaker 3: But how do you love dogs?

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Speaker 2: How do you feel about dogs in your face?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's interesting you mentioned this because I know that

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Speaker 1: Or you see footage of little newborn babies being licked

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Speaker 1: let's put it to the pup test. Why don't we

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Speaker 3: next on Cold.

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Speaker 13: Nation.

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Speaker 3: Let's get on down to the Jonesy.

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Speaker 2: The Man of Arms called the pub test and today

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Speaker 2: kissing your dog on the mouth does it pass the

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Speaker 2: pub test?

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Speaker 1: Well, you just described to us what you saw on

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Speaker 1: The Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 2: I'm watching the GB last night and they're doing yoga.

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Speaker 1: Puppy yoga, which is very popular at the moment.

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Speaker 3: And manifested like this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I you know, And I put that on my

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Speaker 3: And didn't I get some comments? Gross?

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Speaker 2: For both ffs. Did she get consent from that puppy?

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Speaker 6: Loll?

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Speaker 1: The reason why dogs lick you on the face During

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Speaker 1: It's a number of purposes, greeting and forging bonds, exchanging scent,

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Speaker 1: information with its litter mates, and it encourages their mothers

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Speaker 1: to regurgitate food. If you're doing that with a batcheorette

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Speaker 1: the boys on the face. All that sort of stuff,

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Speaker 1: and is it bad for you? Dogs explore their environment

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Speaker 1: Right, it's all genitals, feces, dead creatures. I'm not sure.

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00:20:34,324 --> 00:20:37,204
Speaker 1: But the bacteria in the parasites in a dog's mouth,

449
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:40,924
Speaker 1: like salmonella and E. Coli and giardia and all the

450
00:20:41,044 --> 00:20:44,523
Speaker 1: crisp for you know. The thing is, though in a

451
00:20:44,604 --> 00:20:47,324
Speaker 1: normal healthy person, your immune system can deal with it,

452
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,964
Speaker 1: so it's not it's unlikely you'll get sick from it.

453
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,204
Speaker 1: But they're still making their mouths. Let's face it. But

454
00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:56,603
Speaker 1: some people like it. Some people like that bonding that

455
00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:58,724
Speaker 1: they have with their dogs, and they let it lick

456
00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:01,004
Speaker 1: their babies in the face and all that kind of stuff.

457
00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:03,564
Speaker 3: Letting your dog lick your lips.

458
00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:06,564
Speaker 1: Lick you on the mouth, lips is intimate mouth. That's

459
00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:07,644
Speaker 1: why your mouth mouth.

460
00:21:08,044 --> 00:21:10,244
Speaker 2: It's just the same breaking down the peanut butter. Next,

461
00:21:10,444 --> 00:21:11,284
Speaker 2: this is terrible.

462
00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:14,404
Speaker 3: Letting your dog lick your lips. Does it passed the

463
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Speaker 3: pub test?

464
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Speaker 1: What would?

465
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Speaker 5: What?

466
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Speaker 1: And you know, even though we've gone mank, A lot

467
00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:21,084
Speaker 1: of people don't mind it and think it's cute. It's okay,

468
00:21:21,164 --> 00:21:24,444
Speaker 1: it's it's the it's the grooming and cuddling you have

469
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Speaker 1: with your dog.

470
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Speaker 3: Whatever you do with your dog is your own bag.

471
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Speaker 1: But we want you to share it with us.

472
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Speaker 3: Jelsey A Manday. If I was on the celebrity roast,

473
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Speaker 3: I say.

474
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Speaker 1: He's got the smallest and meat and potato in the beer.

475
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,084
Speaker 1: Should we start with that?

476
00:21:38,084 --> 00:21:40,204
Speaker 3: I love local business? Do you like local business?

477
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Speaker 5: Yes?

478
00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:41,564
Speaker 1: Where's this going? Of course?

479
00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:45,283
Speaker 3: We got sent a present from Lee. Do you remember Lee?

480
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Speaker 3: She was the forensic cleanup.

481
00:21:48,164 --> 00:21:50,123
Speaker 2: We had her on the radio show She cleans up

482
00:21:50,124 --> 00:21:52,043
Speaker 2: Grizzly murder Sights and all that sort of stuff was

483
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:53,323
Speaker 2: fast her local business.

484
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,364
Speaker 3: Yeah she does. It's forensic cleaning. You say, you go

485
00:21:55,404 --> 00:21:58,164
Speaker 3: around from Tanny. Now. She sent us a handwritten letter,

486
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,244
Speaker 3: which always when you get a handwritten letter, you think, okay,

487
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,804
Speaker 3: could be good or could be bad. This one's good.

488
00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:06,164
Speaker 3: Hi guys, hope you and your families are well. Blah

489
00:22:06,164 --> 00:22:08,204
Speaker 3: blah blah, everything's going well. That's Lee here.

490
00:22:08,444 --> 00:22:10,763
Speaker 2: Anyway, I want to tip you into this new business

491
00:22:10,804 --> 00:22:14,884
Speaker 2: I've discovered, and it's a local business called Cinnamon Road.

492
00:22:15,444 --> 00:22:17,764
Speaker 3: And they, she said us, all those little curry packages.

493
00:22:17,764 --> 00:22:19,283
Speaker 3: Did you say that it's a box?

494
00:22:19,524 --> 00:22:23,284
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got that here. You probably well, I've seen.

495
00:22:23,364 --> 00:22:25,283
Speaker 1: I've opened the lid. It looks amazing.

496
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Speaker 14: Anyway, I had the buttered chicken last night and give spices.

497
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Speaker 1: All you have to add is a bit of chicken

498
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Speaker 1: and a bit of something else. All the spices are provided.

499
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you go, lad.

500
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Speaker 14: It's in the three stages and there's Australian company based

501
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Speaker 14: in the Shire.

502
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Speaker 3: How good is this?

503
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Speaker 2: And Jesus was good because usually I open up the

504
00:22:44,844 --> 00:22:46,323
Speaker 2: Ducks and.

505
00:22:46,564 --> 00:22:48,284
Speaker 1: That family complains they.

506
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Speaker 3: Do well because I do like the puducks.

507
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,644
Speaker 1: But it's it's like saying the word pudducks. I do

508
00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:56,884
Speaker 1: it sounds like butts. Is that where we're going? No,

509
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Speaker 1: I think that's the only reason you mentioned any of this.

510
00:23:00,564 --> 00:23:02,844
Speaker 2: But this cinnamon raid stuff. Really you're under a winner,

511
00:23:02,844 --> 00:23:06,924
Speaker 2: Mate and Lee. Thank you for thank you for like

512
00:23:07,004 --> 00:23:10,684
Speaker 2: I'm on shark tack. I'm going to invest you.

513
00:23:10,644 --> 00:23:13,604
Speaker 1: Know who does like a curry? Who this woman a curry.

514
00:23:13,324 --> 00:23:13,724
Speaker 3: For the cup?

515
00:23:13,804 --> 00:23:16,364
Speaker 10: Hey, I'm going to tell the Prime Minister that one

516
00:23:16,484 --> 00:23:17,484
Speaker 10: a curry for the country.

517
00:23:17,524 --> 00:23:17,924
Speaker 3: I love it.

518
00:23:18,084 --> 00:23:20,404
Speaker 1: I love Indian food. It's my favorite food.

519
00:23:20,444 --> 00:23:21,644
Speaker 3: I promise you wh I will do that.

520
00:23:22,964 --> 00:23:25,004
Speaker 1: Send some to Michaulia cash, she'd be up for it.

521
00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:29,404
Speaker 3: How many o's are there in food or cinnamon road?

522
00:23:29,604 --> 00:23:31,204
Speaker 3: Ask for it by name? Thank you for that.

523
00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:34,523
Speaker 1: Sham podcast.

524
00:23:34,964 --> 00:23:38,564
Speaker 10: When gone, I wanted to get on right now.

525
00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:39,844
Speaker 3: I'm taking.

526
00:23:41,204 --> 00:23:47,404
Speaker 11: Your windows, stick your head on a gel.

527
00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:51,124
Speaker 3: Down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.

528
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Speaker 2: Letting your dog lick your lips to sit pass the

529
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Speaker 2: pub test. Golden Bachelor last night they're doing yoga with puppies.

530
00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:03,604
Speaker 3: Oh yes, darling, Oh yes, I love you too.

531
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Speaker 1: That's not her kissing the Bachelor.

532
00:24:05,524 --> 00:24:07,323
Speaker 3: No, no, that's her kissing a puppy.

533
00:24:07,524 --> 00:24:10,204
Speaker 2: You got a mouth kiss the Golden Bachelor, not the

534
00:24:10,244 --> 00:24:11,164
Speaker 2: Golden Retriever.

535
00:24:11,564 --> 00:24:15,323
Speaker 3: I don't know how the GB felt about it, and.

536
00:24:15,404 --> 00:24:18,484
Speaker 2: So maybe he's not so jazzed.

537
00:24:21,724 --> 00:24:24,604
Speaker 1: Dog. As we know, dogs lick all kinds of things

538
00:24:24,644 --> 00:24:29,164
Speaker 1: on themselves and on others, and there is a lot

539
00:24:29,324 --> 00:24:34,004
Speaker 1: of salmonella, ecoli, parasites, etc. That can harm humans, but

540
00:24:34,044 --> 00:24:36,404
Speaker 1: in most cases, a healthy person with a robust immune

541
00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:39,244
Speaker 1: system is unlikely to become seriously ill from it. But

542
00:24:39,404 --> 00:24:42,164
Speaker 1: do you want it? I love, love, love my dog,

543
00:24:42,244 --> 00:24:44,444
Speaker 1: but I don't love that much. I don't like her.

544
00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:46,803
Speaker 1: She's not a licky dog. But even as a puppy,

545
00:24:46,884 --> 00:24:48,724
Speaker 1: I didn't let a lick me or the kids on

546
00:24:48,764 --> 00:24:50,644
Speaker 1: the mouth or any of that kind of stuff. But

547
00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:53,204
Speaker 1: some people don't mind it letting your dog lick your

548
00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:54,644
Speaker 1: lips as it past the pub.

549
00:24:54,724 --> 00:24:55,804
Speaker 3: Test Ah, I.

550
00:24:55,764 --> 00:24:59,724
Speaker 6: Could think it nothing worse than letting my doglick my face.

551
00:24:59,884 --> 00:25:01,844
Speaker 6: I would never do it, like I don't know where

552
00:25:01,884 --> 00:25:04,404
Speaker 6: my dog's being, But then I thought of it, and

553
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,964
Speaker 6: I don't know where my partner's been, and she sometimes

554
00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,764
Speaker 6: looks under mouth. Who is test?

555
00:25:10,924 --> 00:25:13,444
Speaker 8: No, I'm not keen on a dog kissing liking my

556
00:25:13,844 --> 00:25:17,364
Speaker 8: space whatever. Whilst a national fiction, you don't know what

557
00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:19,924
Speaker 8: they've been up to. I've actually seen my dogs eat

558
00:25:19,964 --> 00:25:22,564
Speaker 8: their own poop so and they've also lick their own bump,

559
00:25:22,644 --> 00:25:24,684
Speaker 8: so to me, it doesn't pass the pup test.

560
00:25:25,364 --> 00:25:27,884
Speaker 7: I think it's disgusting. You don't know what they've been doing.

561
00:25:28,204 --> 00:25:30,244
Speaker 7: So reminds me of the joke about the old blow

562
00:25:30,484 --> 00:25:32,244
Speaker 7: sitting on the bark bench in the park and this

563
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:34,684
Speaker 7: dog comes up something in front of does liking a bottle?

564
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:36,564
Speaker 7: I wish.

565
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:41,404
Speaker 3: I that's actually good.

566
00:25:42,524 --> 00:25:45,644
Speaker 1: Thank you for all your things for Brendon. You're a

567
00:25:45,684 --> 00:25:47,844
Speaker 1: bit of a fop doodle and you know it. Excuse

568
00:25:47,924 --> 00:25:49,763
Speaker 1: my language if you've been in it, if you're in

569
00:25:49,844 --> 00:25:51,604
Speaker 1: the time machine and you've come forward to the future,

570
00:25:51,764 --> 00:25:55,884
Speaker 1: you will be extraordinarily provoked by what I've just said.

571
00:25:56,444 --> 00:26:00,244
Speaker 1: I've got some old, OLDI worldy swear words. I'm going

572
00:26:00,324 --> 00:26:04,763
Speaker 1: to run fast year with all the spelling. Many of

573
00:26:04,844 --> 00:26:09,364
Speaker 1: our most famous swear words have their origins in experience

574
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,324
Speaker 1: times or even further further back. We've always had swear words.

575
00:26:12,324 --> 00:26:16,084
Speaker 1: We've always had words for people's private parts. So those

576
00:26:16,124 --> 00:26:17,763
Speaker 1: sorts of things, aren't you But I thought I'd bring

577
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,644
Speaker 1: you some old words for exactly those things.

578
00:26:21,444 --> 00:26:21,684
Speaker 3: Good.

579
00:26:22,004 --> 00:26:24,404
Speaker 1: Well, I've called you a fop doodle before. This isn't

580
00:26:24,444 --> 00:26:28,164
Speaker 1: a it's just an insignificant fool. So take that and

581
00:26:28,164 --> 00:26:28,884
Speaker 1: where it was pride.

582
00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:31,444
Speaker 3: I'm sure wouldn't I where that would.

583
00:26:31,284 --> 00:26:33,444
Speaker 1: Bw about this one. You're a bit of a smell fungus,

584
00:26:34,004 --> 00:26:37,484
Speaker 1: a buzzkill or a complainer. You're not really a buzz

585
00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:38,043
Speaker 1: You know what you need?

586
00:26:38,124 --> 00:26:40,404
Speaker 2: You need some sort of music from the Okay, get it,

587
00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:42,763
Speaker 2: Brian Ryan with the because we.

588
00:26:42,764 --> 00:26:47,083
Speaker 1: Have early swear music. There we go, pretty did us?

589
00:26:47,244 --> 00:26:48,244
Speaker 1: You smell fungus?

590
00:26:48,644 --> 00:26:49,084
Speaker 3: Very good?

591
00:26:49,724 --> 00:26:52,164
Speaker 1: Some of the words that we've known for a long time,

592
00:26:52,284 --> 00:26:55,283
Speaker 1: like gad zooks. That's like, oh my god, omg. That

593
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,564
Speaker 1: was an early OMG. That's what girls would text to

594
00:26:57,604 --> 00:27:01,404
Speaker 1: each other by carrying pigeon goad zooks, jelly belly, which

595
00:27:01,604 --> 00:27:04,484
Speaker 1: we've heard that expression. That was an insult for over

596
00:27:04,484 --> 00:27:10,044
Speaker 1: white members of the aristocracy. Prince Andrew, for example, zounder kite,

597
00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:18,124
Speaker 1: an idiot who makes frequent mistakes. Anything you'd like to mention, No, okay, great,

598
00:27:18,564 --> 00:27:22,444
Speaker 1: how about how about this one? A bed swerver?

599
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,564
Speaker 3: What's a bed swerver?

600
00:27:24,404 --> 00:27:26,644
Speaker 1: That's a cheat is someone who swerves into other people's beds.

601
00:27:27,164 --> 00:27:28,964
Speaker 1: That's isn't it. He's a bit of a bed swerver.

602
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:32,844
Speaker 1: That still makes sense. What about these? Let's get into

603
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:36,764
Speaker 1: some more unsavory one. Shall we a bestcumber?

604
00:27:37,124 --> 00:27:38,084
Speaker 3: What's a best comber?

605
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:42,684
Speaker 1: Just spray feces upon someone? Oh, I didn't say they

606
00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:44,964
Speaker 1: were nice. We don't have a modern word for that,

607
00:27:45,124 --> 00:27:47,724
Speaker 1: do we? Or shall I look at the urban dictionary

608
00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:51,764
Speaker 1: and see how about this one? Sad? The fact I'm

609
00:27:51,764 --> 00:27:55,044
Speaker 1: saying that out loud people people in the olden days

610
00:27:55,044 --> 00:27:56,564
Speaker 1: would have had a heart attack. That I'm saying that

611
00:27:57,484 --> 00:28:00,204
Speaker 1: basically it's the F word is really fornication.

612
00:28:02,364 --> 00:28:04,324
Speaker 3: I'm going to lean into it. What a sad?

613
00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:07,164
Speaker 1: Yeah? What a sad? Well, no, you wouldn't say what a.

614
00:28:09,324 --> 00:28:12,444
Speaker 14: Sada's lemones made of mind?

615
00:28:12,804 --> 00:28:18,043
Speaker 3: Years ago he used to save, are you going to

616
00:28:18,084 --> 00:28:20,804
Speaker 3: stuff it up? Say? For f's sake? He'd say, for

617
00:28:21,004 --> 00:28:25,484
Speaker 3: if safe? And he was so charming, U F arena,

618
00:28:25,524 --> 00:28:27,724
Speaker 3: You've got to say uf, not U F.

619
00:28:27,844 --> 00:28:32,364
Speaker 1: We have said sad, sad, sad. Let's have a look

620
00:28:32,404 --> 00:28:34,004
Speaker 1: on then. Then, of course, there's lots of words to

621
00:28:34,124 --> 00:28:41,124
Speaker 1: describe body parts. A thing and bob testicle around Italian

622
00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:50,724
Speaker 1: someone who's penis is shorter than their scroton. Yeah, Brendan's gone.

623
00:28:50,644 --> 00:28:56,564
Speaker 2: Quiet, don't worry, it's all proportionally, Okay, don't you worry

624
00:28:56,644 --> 00:28:57,164
Speaker 2: about that.

625
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,484
Speaker 1: You are very small test, don't you? You know what,

626
00:28:59,564 --> 00:29:03,844
Speaker 1: I'll tell me, what are you going to tell me?

627
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:06,764
Speaker 1: Tell me what you're going to say.

628
00:29:07,324 --> 00:29:10,564
Speaker 2: Did you know that the C word, that the offensive

629
00:29:10,684 --> 00:29:14,484
Speaker 2: seaword was actual the medical term for it, and everyone

630
00:29:14,564 --> 00:29:16,164
Speaker 2: used to use that all the time as much as

631
00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:18,644
Speaker 2: you dn'd sad. So they used to use the sea

632
00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:23,084
Speaker 2: word when doctors would get together at medical gatherings. That's

633
00:29:23,124 --> 00:29:25,444
Speaker 2: how they would describe it, and it wasn't in any

634
00:29:25,524 --> 00:29:26,244
Speaker 2: way offensive.

635
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:28,244
Speaker 1: Well, I've spoken about this on the podcast I do

636
00:29:28,324 --> 00:29:30,124
Speaker 1: with my friend Anita McGregor. And you know the word

637
00:29:30,244 --> 00:29:33,924
Speaker 1: we use for a Native American woman, a score score

638
00:29:34,764 --> 00:29:38,204
Speaker 1: is the sea word isn't really that name has been

639
00:29:38,764 --> 00:29:43,324
Speaker 1: used and popularized from white people describing a female body part.

640
00:29:43,844 --> 00:29:47,804
Speaker 1: So if you call that's why in those Native communities,

641
00:29:47,844 --> 00:29:50,604
Speaker 1: if you call someone that, that's now become what we

642
00:29:50,764 --> 00:29:53,004
Speaker 1: know is see that's how horrific that is.

643
00:29:53,284 --> 00:29:55,884
Speaker 3: Sudden score, Yeah, new breakfast shot.

644
00:29:56,244 --> 00:29:58,964
Speaker 2: Actually, don't tell the Crusos people, I'll put it in

645
00:29:59,044 --> 00:29:59,404
Speaker 2: their ad.

646
00:30:01,044 --> 00:30:05,084
Speaker 3: You've got trouble with your sad, your score, you've got

647
00:30:05,164 --> 00:30:07,884
Speaker 3: pills for that. Well done.

648
00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:16,804
Speaker 14: And Amanda podcast, Amandra and Jones, you're staying school and

649
00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:17,844
Speaker 14: learned school.

650
00:30:18,564 --> 00:30:19,684
Speaker 3: That's what stands for.

651
00:30:20,164 --> 00:30:20,724
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.

652
00:30:21,164 --> 00:30:24,364
Speaker 2: The radio pie, the media pie is getting smaller and

653
00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:27,004
Speaker 2: smaller every day, and at this time of year.

654
00:30:26,844 --> 00:30:28,164
Speaker 1: A lot of people are finding out they don't have

655
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:32,044
Speaker 1: jobs next year. We've seen other radio shows have this

656
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,164
Speaker 1: happened to them just this week in other states. It's

657
00:30:34,324 --> 00:30:37,484
Speaker 1: it's no fun, it's you know, everyone's just trying to

658
00:30:37,524 --> 00:30:41,284
Speaker 1: earn a living like everybody else. But podcasts, as it seems,

659
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,644
Speaker 1: I don't think they're making any money. I don't think

660
00:30:43,644 --> 00:30:45,884
Speaker 1: you can monetarize the kind of podcasts that are filling

661
00:30:45,924 --> 00:30:48,924
Speaker 1: our algorithms. And it's attracted and maybe where the problem,

662
00:30:48,964 --> 00:30:52,044
Speaker 1: because it's attracting all the dumbos to go on them,

663
00:30:52,124 --> 00:30:53,884
Speaker 1: and people like us then talk about it to say

664
00:30:54,044 --> 00:30:55,684
Speaker 1: look how dumb they are, and they get more clicks.

665
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Speaker 3: It's say self fulfilling, isn't it.

666
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Speaker 1: Let's look at the dumbos. We'll do it next, So

667
00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:05,444
Speaker 1: we will my algorithm just throws up, throws up a

668
00:31:05,524 --> 00:31:09,164
Speaker 1: lot of dumb podcasters. I'm in a podcast. I'd like

669
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Speaker 1: to think it's not dumb.

670
00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:14,804
Speaker 2: Your podcast Double Chattery, which drops on Thursday, is very smart. Well,

671
00:31:15,044 --> 00:31:16,564
Speaker 2: and can I give you a bit of praise as well.

672
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:19,964
Speaker 2: I was talking to our statistical people here. Yours is

673
00:31:20,124 --> 00:31:22,764
Speaker 2: one of the rare podcasts where people listen from go

674
00:31:23,044 --> 00:31:23,404
Speaker 2: to wow.

675
00:31:23,564 --> 00:31:26,044
Speaker 1: That's right. Well, hopefully you already knew this.

676
00:31:26,364 --> 00:31:26,564
Speaker 3: Yeah.

677
00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:30,044
Speaker 1: Oh I've had smoke blown up there many many times.

678
00:31:30,364 --> 00:31:33,084
Speaker 1: But you know, in this medial world, we know now

679
00:31:33,164 --> 00:31:37,364
Speaker 1: the democratization of media, and that's great. Anyone can say

680
00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:39,964
Speaker 1: anything they like. So everyone says, oh, you can't say anythingnymore,

681
00:31:40,084 --> 00:31:42,244
Speaker 1: Yes you can. There are a million platforms where you

682
00:31:42,284 --> 00:31:43,564
Speaker 1: can say what true.

683
00:31:43,644 --> 00:31:47,324
Speaker 2: We can't say it on radio because of defamation laws,

684
00:31:47,524 --> 00:31:49,604
Speaker 2: but if you get onto the cesspool that is X,

685
00:31:49,804 --> 00:31:50,844
Speaker 2: you can say whatever you like.

686
00:31:51,124 --> 00:31:54,484
Speaker 1: Well, well, I'm not even talking about the dangerous ones.

687
00:31:54,524 --> 00:31:56,684
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the dumb ones. And maybe that's part

688
00:31:56,724 --> 00:31:59,764
Speaker 1: of it too, is the dumbing down of culture. This

689
00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:02,004
Speaker 1: is something I saw you say, very nice young women,

690
00:32:02,364 --> 00:32:06,204
Speaker 1: but it's a podcast called at whatever, and they're lovely women,

691
00:32:06,244 --> 00:32:09,964
Speaker 1: I'm sure but this is a holy j educated girl

692
00:32:10,084 --> 00:32:11,524
Speaker 1: trying to answer this question.

693
00:32:12,324 --> 00:32:17,524
Speaker 5: Name three countries Italy, France, Spain, Italy, China, France. You

694
00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:20,804
Speaker 5: can't repeat, Well, I don't know what. I just throw

695
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Speaker 5: out three new ones.

696
00:32:24,044 --> 00:32:24,364
Speaker 1: I don't know.

697
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Speaker 5: I mean there's a lot of countries. You got this.

698
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Speaker 5: You go to college, right, yeah, I'm go to college.

699
00:32:30,084 --> 00:32:33,084
Speaker 5: I mean you have to guess Italy, China, France.

700
00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:34,404
Speaker 1: That's all I know.

701
00:32:34,684 --> 00:32:37,524
Speaker 5: That's all I know. You know what country you're in

702
00:32:37,644 --> 00:32:38,964
Speaker 5: right now? The United States?

703
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:39,364
Speaker 3: Okay?

704
00:32:40,884 --> 00:32:41,124
Speaker 1: Yeah?

705
00:32:41,244 --> 00:32:44,004
Speaker 5: And like, what's the one above the US? Canada? And

706
00:32:44,084 --> 00:32:47,684
Speaker 5: what's the one below below the United States?

707
00:32:48,724 --> 00:32:53,084
Speaker 1: M hmmm, Alaska, Antarctica?

708
00:32:53,324 --> 00:32:53,804
Speaker 5: What of them?

709
00:32:53,964 --> 00:32:54,004
Speaker 2: No?

710
00:32:54,284 --> 00:32:54,844
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what?

711
00:32:55,844 --> 00:32:55,884
Speaker 4: No?

712
00:32:56,164 --> 00:32:56,204
Speaker 2: No?

713
00:32:56,404 --> 00:33:00,244
Speaker 5: Like what is below the United States? What country?

714
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Speaker 3: I don't know?

715
00:33:02,124 --> 00:33:02,404
Speaker 13: Wow?

716
00:33:03,644 --> 00:33:07,324
Speaker 1: But to be that thick, good luck to you. But

717
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,324
Speaker 1: to be that thick and to be bolder. But why

718
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,484
Speaker 1: are you on a podcast?

719
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

720
00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,924
Speaker 1: Well that's that's why people and why will here we

721
00:33:13,044 --> 00:33:14,804
Speaker 1: are talking about it? They're going to take our jobs.

722
00:33:14,844 --> 00:33:17,724
Speaker 3: That's the next breakfast show. Absolutely it is, and that's

723
00:33:17,764 --> 00:33:18,524
Speaker 3: what people want.

724
00:33:18,684 --> 00:33:20,884
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want that. I saw a funny thing with

725
00:33:20,964 --> 00:33:22,884
Speaker 1: this woman was saying, you know what, Hey, you know

726
00:33:22,924 --> 00:33:26,524
Speaker 1: all those male Manno sphere podcasts. If you're saying guys,

727
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:27,604
Speaker 1: stop doing.

728
00:33:27,444 --> 00:33:31,724
Speaker 2: It white boys, enough with the podcast, pick up a

729
00:33:31,804 --> 00:33:32,644
Speaker 2: guitar and.

730
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

731
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Speaker 2: You know, when I was a kid, I was in

732
00:33:37,644 --> 00:33:40,364
Speaker 2: a garage band and I wasn't doing some sort of

733
00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:41,764
Speaker 2: massagio podcast.

734
00:33:42,444 --> 00:33:43,884
Speaker 3: I dreamed of being on the radio.

735
00:33:44,084 --> 00:33:45,724
Speaker 1: What were you doing here?

736
00:33:45,764 --> 00:33:45,964
Speaker 2: We go?

737
00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:49,204
Speaker 1: You want a bit of B bad element?

738
00:33:49,324 --> 00:33:51,564
Speaker 3: Yeah? This is so what would you rather this?

739
00:33:52,924 --> 00:33:55,364
Speaker 1: You know, Joe Rogan's not that bad.

740
00:34:00,084 --> 00:34:01,844
Speaker 3: That is so hard to do that and sing it

741
00:34:01,844 --> 00:34:03,924
Speaker 3: at the same time. I can imagine Phil Collins I

742
00:34:03,964 --> 00:34:10,364
Speaker 3: Feel Your Pain podcast. I loved as of Extreme Lost

743
00:34:10,444 --> 00:34:10,964
Speaker 3: and Found.

744
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,324
Speaker 1: Yes, it's stub A surfboard, wasn't it?

745
00:34:14,404 --> 00:34:15,844
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I was on the news last night.

746
00:34:15,884 --> 00:34:18,884
Speaker 2: A surfboard lost off Tasmania's south coast more than a

747
00:34:19,004 --> 00:34:22,764
Speaker 2: year ago has washed up thousands of kilometers away in

748
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Speaker 2: New Zealand by a fellow.

749
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:28,324
Speaker 3: Surfer, and we Mark Burrows from Channel ninam we'll explain.

750
00:34:29,644 --> 00:34:33,764
Speaker 9: Kite surfer Alvaro Bond made the find in Raglan Harbor

751
00:34:33,844 --> 00:34:38,123
Speaker 9: on New Zealand's North Island, a custom surfboard covered in

752
00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:42,964
Speaker 9: mussels and barnacles. One minute Alvaro is a kite surfer,

753
00:34:43,644 --> 00:34:45,444
Speaker 9: next is a detective.

754
00:34:45,924 --> 00:34:50,004
Speaker 3: The shape of the board is made for very big waves.

755
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:54,844
Speaker 9: He hit Facebook and quickly the owner, Liam, a Tasmanian,

756
00:34:55,204 --> 00:34:58,724
Speaker 9: came knocking, explaining it fell off a boat on the

757
00:34:58,844 --> 00:35:03,283
Speaker 9: Tazzy Coast eighteen months ago. But how did it drift

758
00:35:03,404 --> 00:35:07,644
Speaker 9: two and a half thousand kilometers from Tazzy. One theory

759
00:35:08,084 --> 00:35:11,444
Speaker 9: it was picked up by the East Australian Current. The

760
00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:16,204
Speaker 9: other explanation it was called in the Antarctic circumpolar current

761
00:35:16,804 --> 00:35:17,924
Speaker 9: that the south forward.

762
00:35:17,804 --> 00:35:20,524
Speaker 2: Went south, got it hits to ride on a really

763
00:35:20,604 --> 00:35:22,683
Speaker 2: fast part of that current and went all the way

764
00:35:22,764 --> 00:35:26,604
Speaker 2: around the world before washing up in New Zealand. That's extraordinary.

765
00:35:26,884 --> 00:35:29,204
Speaker 2: It so it could have gone from Tasmania to New Zealand,

766
00:35:29,204 --> 00:35:32,643
Speaker 2: which which isn't that big on that cruise. But then

767
00:35:32,724 --> 00:35:35,764
Speaker 2: it's gone from Tasmania all around the bottom of the

768
00:35:35,804 --> 00:35:39,804
Speaker 2: globe and then back past Tasmania to New Zealand.

769
00:35:41,684 --> 00:35:44,684
Speaker 3: Think about that for a me. I will some current

770
00:35:44,764 --> 00:35:47,524
Speaker 3: try to make off with my board one time, but

771
00:35:47,644 --> 00:35:48,123
Speaker 3: I got him.

772
00:35:50,164 --> 00:35:51,764
Speaker 1: That's a long journey to a small house.

773
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:56,163
Speaker 3: I like extreme loss advances. You do, it's reunited. It's

774
00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:57,324
Speaker 3: good it's a good thing.

775
00:35:59,964 --> 00:36:00,484
Speaker 1: Podcast.

776
00:36:07,764 --> 00:36:09,964
Speaker 5: Amanda's here.

777
00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:12,404
Speaker 2: It is ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You

778
00:36:12,484 --> 00:36:14,364
Speaker 2: can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come

779
00:36:14,444 --> 00:36:16,404
Speaker 2: back to that question of time permits. You get all

780
00:36:16,444 --> 00:36:18,644
Speaker 2: the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

781
00:36:18,764 --> 00:36:20,524
Speaker 1: You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a

782
00:36:20,564 --> 00:36:22,604
Speaker 1: bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

783
00:36:22,924 --> 00:36:24,683
Speaker 3: Cat is in chisick Hoo Cat.

784
00:36:25,804 --> 00:36:29,004
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, you sound vibed. Do you want to get

785
00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:29,444
Speaker 1: some money?

786
00:36:29,644 --> 00:36:31,924
Speaker 15: I'm very very excited. Yes.

787
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,524
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's see what we can do. We've

788
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:36,364
Speaker 1: got ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed,

789
00:36:36,364 --> 00:36:39,964
Speaker 1: because we might have time to come back. All right, yep, right,

790
00:36:40,524 --> 00:36:44,044
Speaker 1: good luck he comes. Question number one? What month are

791
00:36:44,044 --> 00:36:49,044
Speaker 1: we in? October? Question two? What's the main ingredient used

792
00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:49,964
Speaker 1: in chocolate.

793
00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:52,404
Speaker 15: Caca?

794
00:36:52,804 --> 00:36:55,484
Speaker 1: Question three? Which body part is also referred to as

795
00:36:55,524 --> 00:37:00,724
Speaker 1: a funny bone elbow? Question four? What does AI stand.

796
00:37:00,564 --> 00:37:04,604
Speaker 15: For Artificial intelligence?

797
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,244
Speaker 1: Question five? What term is used for the smallest animal

798
00:37:07,324 --> 00:37:08,123
Speaker 1: in a litter.

799
00:37:10,804 --> 00:37:10,964
Speaker 3: Run?

800
00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:15,884
Speaker 1: Question six? Which who preceded Daniel Craig as James Bond?

801
00:37:17,324 --> 00:37:20,643
Speaker 1: Oh gosh? Pass? Question seven? Cairo is a capital city

802
00:37:20,684 --> 00:37:21,723
Speaker 1: of which country.

803
00:37:23,764 --> 00:37:24,244
Speaker 3: Or Egypt?

804
00:37:24,524 --> 00:37:29,084
Speaker 1: Question eight? What sport is Jessica Watson known for? Pass?

805
00:37:29,524 --> 00:37:34,683
Speaker 1: Question nine? What body part does glaucoma effect? What body

806
00:37:34,724 --> 00:37:40,724
Speaker 1: part does glaucoma effect? Com go coma? Question ten? What

807
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:42,604
Speaker 1: country was previously known as New Holland?

808
00:37:44,884 --> 00:37:45,044
Speaker 10: Him?

809
00:37:47,284 --> 00:37:47,604
Speaker 2: That one?

810
00:37:48,524 --> 00:37:51,884
Speaker 1: That one was Australia. Australia used to be called New Holland.

811
00:37:52,044 --> 00:37:53,484
Speaker 1: I reckon, if I had a bit more time, you'd

812
00:37:53,484 --> 00:37:57,964
Speaker 1: have remembered who came before? Daniel Craig, Oh, gosh, no,

813
00:37:58,004 --> 00:38:02,444
Speaker 1: I'm not right now. Was Pierce Brosnan, Yes, of course,

814
00:38:03,004 --> 00:38:05,684
Speaker 1: and Jessica Watson was known for sailing and glaucoma. It

815
00:38:05,764 --> 00:38:11,364
Speaker 1: affects your eyes? I oh, cat, thanks straight on?

816
00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:11,683
Speaker 16: Run?

817
00:38:12,364 --> 00:38:18,604
Speaker 1: Yes, names, no, it was.

818
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:21,604
Speaker 2: That's how that's our slogan for next to your jersey.

819
00:38:21,644 --> 00:38:22,604
Speaker 2: Demand a couple of runs.

820
00:38:24,564 --> 00:38:26,924
Speaker 15: Yes, we'll be following you to the afternoon, but no runs,

821
00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:28,524
Speaker 15: panks cat.

822
00:38:28,644 --> 00:38:31,564
Speaker 1: Thank you. We'll see you on the fruited plane.

823
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,643
Speaker 3: Yes, cat, thank you. You gave us entertainment. Thank you,

824
00:38:35,164 --> 00:38:38,644
Speaker 3: Carry on and have a good day. I love tales

825
00:38:39,004 --> 00:38:40,644
Speaker 3: of bureaucratic bungling.

826
00:38:40,764 --> 00:38:42,924
Speaker 1: Well you've gone on a few times last week about

827
00:38:42,964 --> 00:38:44,484
Speaker 1: what's been happening down at Chamberoo.

828
00:38:44,644 --> 00:38:47,564
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jamburu Recreation Park where you control the action, that's

829
00:38:47,564 --> 00:38:47,884
Speaker 3: where you do.

830
00:38:47,964 --> 00:38:49,524
Speaker 2: You get one of those toboggans, unless you're one of

831
00:38:49,564 --> 00:38:52,484
Speaker 2: those slow people that don't anyway, you get down to

832
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:55,924
Speaker 2: Jamburu Recreation Park. It's a seasonal park. It's it's open

833
00:38:56,044 --> 00:38:59,884
Speaker 2: during the summer months. In winter, it's got to make

834
00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:01,363
Speaker 2: hay while the sun shines, as.

835
00:39:01,244 --> 00:39:03,683
Speaker 3: It were, and keep the water and the water slides going.

836
00:39:04,044 --> 00:39:07,164
Speaker 2: So they came up with a novel idea storing electric

837
00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:10,323
Speaker 2: cars that have been send over China while they're waiting

838
00:39:10,364 --> 00:39:10,844
Speaker 2: to be sold.

839
00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:12,844
Speaker 1: So they did a deal with the company someone to

840
00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:13,804
Speaker 1: store their cars.

841
00:39:13,884 --> 00:39:15,924
Speaker 3: And that's what this country is built on. Mother is

842
00:39:16,004 --> 00:39:17,404
Speaker 3: the necessity of invention.

843
00:39:17,804 --> 00:39:23,884
Speaker 1: But instead no, yes, no insense, yes yes, what mother

844
00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:27,444
Speaker 1: is the no invention is the mother? No necessity is

845
00:39:27,484 --> 00:39:28,244
Speaker 1: the mother of invention.

846
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:30,683
Speaker 3: You know you're the problem. You should working with the cat.

847
00:39:31,044 --> 00:39:32,604
Speaker 1: She's a single mother. I'll see you on a current

848
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:33,204
Speaker 1: affair tomorrow.

849
00:39:33,324 --> 00:39:37,844
Speaker 2: Red stamping that anyway, what's happened is now poor old

850
00:39:37,884 --> 00:39:41,364
Speaker 2: Jamburu can't store the cars there because they need a

851
00:39:41,444 --> 00:39:44,364
Speaker 2: da to store the cars there. But the Jamburu people said,

852
00:39:44,524 --> 00:39:46,324
Speaker 2: but you made us get a DA to build the

853
00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,164
Speaker 2: car park that you insisted that we build.

854
00:39:48,924 --> 00:39:53,204
Speaker 3: Oh but no, no, that is fatal store on voices.

855
00:39:53,244 --> 00:39:54,924
Speaker 1: Now I sit back and enjoy the show the.

856
00:39:54,964 --> 00:39:58,004
Speaker 3: People that run this country. I honestly, I just it

857
00:39:58,084 --> 00:40:00,564
Speaker 3: does my head in I'm reading the paper today. People

858
00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:01,244
Speaker 3: are just trying to.

859
00:40:01,244 --> 00:40:06,364
Speaker 2: Get businesses going and stupid bureaucrats keep holding people up

860
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,204
Speaker 2: with red tape.

861
00:40:08,004 --> 00:40:10,203
Speaker 1: A friend of mine has a agency and he said

862
00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:12,404
Speaker 1: he got sent a circular from the South the New

863
00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,684
Speaker 1: Southwest government asking him to do a twenty minute survey

864
00:40:16,404 --> 00:40:17,604
Speaker 1: about government red tape.

865
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Speaker 14: It's like something from Blackatter, isn't it. It is bloody

866
00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:26,284
Speaker 14: red tape, bloody red TV. That's when he signed his

867
00:40:26,404 --> 00:40:30,444
Speaker 14: own death warrant and execution warrant. Now that's something I

868
00:40:30,564 --> 00:40:32,763
Speaker 14: wanted to call this bash of bureaucrat, but we can't

869
00:40:32,804 --> 00:40:33,044
Speaker 14: say that.

870
00:40:33,244 --> 00:40:35,924
Speaker 2: No, you probably could, But I do like the tribal

871
00:40:35,964 --> 00:40:39,243
Speaker 2: drummers beating for bloody red, bloody red TV.

872
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,764
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's happened in your business or wherever you go?

873
00:40:41,884 --> 00:40:44,204
Speaker 1: And you give me a break on man.

874
00:40:46,684 --> 00:40:47,244
Speaker 3: Podcasts?

875
00:40:47,324 --> 00:40:49,804
Speaker 2: When can't you park cars in a car park when

876
00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:52,404
Speaker 2: a local council is involved unless you have the right

877
00:40:52,564 --> 00:40:55,204
Speaker 2: da and the son is in the fourth quadrant and

878
00:40:55,284 --> 00:40:56,924
Speaker 2: the druid comes down from the mountain.

879
00:40:57,084 --> 00:40:58,763
Speaker 1: That's a problem. The druid has to come from the sea,

880
00:40:58,844 --> 00:40:59,243
Speaker 1: and he's going.

881
00:40:59,244 --> 00:41:02,404
Speaker 3: To be wearing high veers. And then, and only then

882
00:41:03,084 --> 00:41:05,163
Speaker 3: can you park your cars in the car park.

883
00:41:05,204 --> 00:41:07,763
Speaker 1: Friend of mine has a real estate agency and he's

884
00:41:07,764 --> 00:41:10,764
Speaker 1: sent a survey by the New Southwest government, a twenty

885
00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:15,524
Speaker 1: minute survey. But how about government red tape? How he

886
00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:17,284
Speaker 1: thought about it? He thought, my friend, it was an

887
00:41:17,284 --> 00:41:18,844
Speaker 1: elaborate joke, the.

888
00:41:18,924 --> 00:41:24,364
Speaker 3: Travel drummers picking bloody red tape. It's a good opportunity

889
00:41:24,444 --> 00:41:26,004
Speaker 3: to just vent. Luc has joined us.

890
00:41:26,004 --> 00:41:27,764
Speaker 1: Hello, Luke, vent about the red tape?

891
00:41:28,644 --> 00:41:30,604
Speaker 7: Yeah, how are you this morning? The morning James and

892
00:41:30,644 --> 00:41:35,324
Speaker 7: around we were in the Blue Mountains and we've got

893
00:41:35,564 --> 00:41:38,524
Speaker 7: our houses being built there for quite a number of years.

894
00:41:39,244 --> 00:41:41,964
Speaker 7: And back in the early days, the block that we're

895
00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:45,804
Speaker 7: on was and the neighbor's block was designed and planned

896
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:49,684
Speaker 7: that it could possibly be some local shops. So because

897
00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,244
Speaker 7: of that, there's a little laneway that comes across the

898
00:41:52,324 --> 00:41:54,844
Speaker 7: back of my neighbors and my place and then down

899
00:41:54,884 --> 00:41:57,324
Speaker 7: the side. It's only a small section of land that

900
00:41:57,404 --> 00:42:00,084
Speaker 7: they allocated for this lane way. We want to do

901
00:42:00,164 --> 00:42:04,524
Speaker 7: some renovations to the house, and council have approved our

902
00:42:04,604 --> 00:42:08,404
Speaker 7: plans conditional, which means we have to do we have

903
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:11,764
Speaker 7: to join in the two blocks that we have, the

904
00:42:12,004 --> 00:42:15,084
Speaker 7: lot and DVPS into one. Now, yeah, that would be

905
00:42:15,164 --> 00:42:17,244
Speaker 7: okay if it was a cheap exercise. But by the

906
00:42:17,324 --> 00:42:19,764
Speaker 7: time we add up the surveying fees and the monument

907
00:42:19,844 --> 00:42:21,884
Speaker 7: fees and all that kind of stuff, it's going across

908
00:42:21,964 --> 00:42:25,964
Speaker 7: us about nine grand to amalgamate the two blocks into

909
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,444
Speaker 7: one block for what reason? Just to keep council happy.

910
00:42:28,604 --> 00:42:30,524
Speaker 3: Yees, bloody red, bloody read it.

911
00:42:30,844 --> 00:42:33,484
Speaker 1: It's for no other purpose that lands on abuse. For

912
00:42:33,524 --> 00:42:36,084
Speaker 1: anything else, I'll just say this what's reena and say

913
00:42:36,324 --> 00:42:36,643
Speaker 1: what's this.

914
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:39,724
Speaker 3: With councils and the nine grand thing? I've just noticed

915
00:42:39,804 --> 00:42:42,924
Speaker 3: lately we had some council work. It was nine thousand dollars.

916
00:42:43,084 --> 00:42:45,004
Speaker 1: They must have a thresholder if you ask for something

917
00:42:45,044 --> 00:42:46,524
Speaker 1: else that maybe it goes up to twenty and then

918
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,604
Speaker 1: it goes up to thirty. I don't know why that is,

919
00:42:49,204 --> 00:42:51,444
Speaker 1: thank you, Luke, because I probably thought ten sounded sus

920
00:42:51,564 --> 00:42:55,284
Speaker 1: it was two round a number A none is with us. Oh, hello, Anon,

921
00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:56,444
Speaker 1: tell us about the red tape.

922
00:42:57,764 --> 00:43:01,683
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm a family lawyer, and the court issues us

923
00:43:01,804 --> 00:43:05,724
Speaker 10: with an order to access subpoened material, maybe someone's medical records,

924
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,804
Speaker 10: something like that. But in order to actually get the document,

925
00:43:09,284 --> 00:43:11,724
Speaker 10: you have to give a copy of the orders issued

926
00:43:11,804 --> 00:43:12,404
Speaker 10: by the court.

927
00:43:14,444 --> 00:43:16,764
Speaker 1: You've cut out, she's been silenced.

928
00:43:17,044 --> 00:43:17,643
Speaker 3: He's still there.

929
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:19,484
Speaker 7: Yes, I am.

930
00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:22,964
Speaker 3: Also, just when you were, you had your stuff redacted.

931
00:43:23,364 --> 00:43:25,163
Speaker 1: So keep going. You got to the juicy bit with

932
00:43:25,284 --> 00:43:27,723
Speaker 1: in order to get those documents, what happens.

933
00:43:28,404 --> 00:43:30,804
Speaker 10: You have to give a copy of the orders that

934
00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:34,123
Speaker 10: the court actually gave you back to the court so

935
00:43:34,204 --> 00:43:36,284
Speaker 10: that you can get the documents. It is crazy.

936
00:43:36,644 --> 00:43:39,364
Speaker 1: So break that down for me.

937
00:43:41,084 --> 00:43:43,763
Speaker 10: Okay, the family court you see the order and says, yes,

938
00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:47,284
Speaker 10: miss Anon, you can get these documents. Yes, and it

939
00:43:47,404 --> 00:43:51,444
Speaker 10: gives you in writing, then get Then you have to

940
00:43:51,484 --> 00:43:53,564
Speaker 10: give a copy of what they've actually given you back

941
00:43:53,644 --> 00:43:56,924
Speaker 10: to the very organization that gave you that order in

942
00:43:57,084 --> 00:43:58,524
Speaker 10: order to get the document.

943
00:43:58,884 --> 00:44:03,804
Speaker 1: So there's a whole middle step that's not required. You know, Yeah, nothing, Well,

944
00:44:03,964 --> 00:44:04,964
Speaker 1: there's so much time?

945
00:44:05,123 --> 00:44:05,284
Speaker 7: Is that?

946
00:44:06,284 --> 00:44:10,204
Speaker 2: What they're sacking people in the private sector. They're sacking

947
00:44:10,284 --> 00:44:11,524
Speaker 2: people left, right and center.

948
00:44:11,804 --> 00:44:13,884
Speaker 3: In this building. We have no one to do the job.

949
00:44:14,164 --> 00:44:16,804
Speaker 3: It's just you and me and Brian and Ryan on

950
00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:17,804
Speaker 3: Thursday and Friday.

951
00:44:17,804 --> 00:44:22,444
Speaker 1: And that's a non thank you. See in every industry

952
00:44:22,804 --> 00:44:26,964
Speaker 1: red tape Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

953
00:44:31,284 --> 00:44:33,644
Speaker 6: He's not an Amanda friend of Dad.

954
00:44:35,084 --> 00:44:40,723
Speaker 1: Knocking Josey us to the fruited plain.

955
00:44:40,964 --> 00:44:44,524
Speaker 3: Next year, it's another day the fun factory. If you've

956
00:44:44,524 --> 00:44:46,764
Speaker 3: got a car park, you can store your card. Oh no,

957
00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:48,764
Speaker 3: you can't store your car in a car park. You

958
00:44:48,804 --> 00:44:50,723
Speaker 3: can park it in a car park. You get that DA,

959
00:44:51,084 --> 00:44:53,884
Speaker 3: but then you get another DA and then you can

960
00:44:54,004 --> 00:44:56,404
Speaker 3: store it. It's called the park store DA.

961
00:44:57,884 --> 00:45:00,404
Speaker 1: W TF. I don't understand all of that. Also, a

962
00:45:00,444 --> 00:45:02,444
Speaker 1: friend of mine about red tape. A friend of mine

963
00:45:02,484 --> 00:45:04,524
Speaker 1: who runs a business with center survey by the New

964
00:45:04,564 --> 00:45:07,764
Speaker 1: South Wales government. It's a twenty minute survey about government

965
00:45:07,844 --> 00:45:10,204
Speaker 1: red tape. That's what you need to do.

966
00:45:10,644 --> 00:45:15,084
Speaker 3: The tribal drama's beating for this bloody red tape and

967
00:45:15,524 --> 00:45:16,203
Speaker 3: has joined us.

968
00:45:16,684 --> 00:45:17,724
Speaker 1: What was the red tape?

969
00:45:18,484 --> 00:45:20,564
Speaker 15: Good morning, Jason, a man, how are you right?

970
00:45:20,644 --> 00:45:22,243
Speaker 1: Well, that's good.

971
00:45:22,844 --> 00:45:26,404
Speaker 15: We were doing some upstairs renovations and our local council

972
00:45:27,644 --> 00:45:31,203
Speaker 15: insisted that we pay curb and guttering insurance in case

973
00:45:31,244 --> 00:45:33,604
Speaker 15: we damaged to curb and guttering, but we didn't have

974
00:45:34,084 --> 00:45:39,564
Speaker 15: We didn't have any curban guttering and they refused to

975
00:45:39,644 --> 00:45:42,084
Speaker 15: let us go ahead with the renovations until we paid

976
00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:44,724
Speaker 15: the insurance because they said you should have it. So

977
00:45:45,364 --> 00:45:49,284
Speaker 15: the red tape says you must pay the insurance. So

978
00:45:49,404 --> 00:45:53,684
Speaker 15: we had no choice to pay insurance. And I know

979
00:45:53,764 --> 00:45:56,044
Speaker 15: you'll be very intrigued to know that this sher Harbor

980
00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:58,564
Speaker 15: Council is actually next door to Cyama Council.

981
00:45:59,084 --> 00:46:01,324
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Criama Council.

982
00:46:02,884 --> 00:46:05,444
Speaker 15: Yeah yes, yeah, thank you.

983
00:46:05,604 --> 00:46:09,964
Speaker 1: Anne, Tim has joined us. What was the red tape?

984
00:46:11,244 --> 00:46:13,484
Speaker 16: Well, I went to the bank and paid off the

985
00:46:13,524 --> 00:46:17,163
Speaker 16: remaining of a car loan and I said to them, great,

986
00:46:17,204 --> 00:46:19,723
Speaker 16: now that it's all paid off, can you stop taking

987
00:46:19,764 --> 00:46:20,444
Speaker 16: the money out of my.

988
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,643
Speaker 7: Account to pay it? They go, no, no, no, that

989
00:46:22,684 --> 00:46:23,283
Speaker 7: won't happen.

990
00:46:23,764 --> 00:46:26,844
Speaker 16: What happens is when we'll take some money out for

991
00:46:26,884 --> 00:46:29,404
Speaker 16: the next payment and then the computer will realize it

992
00:46:29,764 --> 00:46:32,283
Speaker 16: has been paid off, so then we'll refund the money.

993
00:46:32,684 --> 00:46:35,524
Speaker 7: What And I said, so you won't cancel it?

994
00:46:35,804 --> 00:46:35,844
Speaker 2: No?

995
00:46:35,884 --> 00:46:38,364
Speaker 16: No, So I asked them for a pen and paper

996
00:46:38,484 --> 00:46:40,644
Speaker 16: and I wrote them out a letter on the spot

997
00:46:41,244 --> 00:46:43,884
Speaker 16: rescinding any authority to take money out of my account

998
00:46:43,964 --> 00:46:46,684
Speaker 16: for the car lone. Oh yes, we'll process that for

999
00:46:46,764 --> 00:46:50,484
Speaker 16: you now, sir. But I had to request it in writing,

1000
00:46:50,564 --> 00:46:51,284
Speaker 16: get them to stop it.

1001
00:46:51,524 --> 00:46:54,044
Speaker 1: If you hadn't asked, you wouldn't have known any of this.

1002
00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:56,763
Speaker 1: This is just what happens. You'd assume that they could

1003
00:46:56,804 --> 00:46:57,844
Speaker 1: stop taking your money out.

1004
00:46:57,884 --> 00:47:01,484
Speaker 16: But no, no, they would have taken the one hundred

1005
00:47:01,524 --> 00:47:03,723
Speaker 16: and fifty dollars out next week and then gone, oh,

1006
00:47:04,123 --> 00:47:06,364
Speaker 16: we'll transfer it back now because it's been paid off.

1007
00:47:06,484 --> 00:47:07,324
Speaker 1: How stupid is that?

1008
00:47:08,444 --> 00:47:17,044
Speaker 3: I know, Tim, It's exhausting. These are the these are

1009
00:47:17,164 --> 00:47:19,324
Speaker 3: the people. These are the people that are running out

1010
00:47:19,324 --> 00:47:19,844
Speaker 3: of country.

1011
00:47:21,484 --> 00:47:21,924
Speaker 1: Deep breath?

1012
00:47:22,444 --> 00:47:24,724
Speaker 3: You got soft sits? What of that happens?

1013
00:47:24,804 --> 00:47:25,643
Speaker 1: What's a soft sift?

1014
00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,364
Speaker 3: So soft it sounds like it's a terial disease. What

1015
00:47:28,484 --> 00:47:30,564
Speaker 3: is soft sits of the cookers?

1016
00:47:30,804 --> 00:47:30,924
Speaker 16: Oh?

1017
00:47:31,044 --> 00:47:32,764
Speaker 1: I see, you know sovereign citizens.

1018
00:47:32,804 --> 00:47:35,484
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing was running around in Victoria. That's why.

1019
00:47:35,884 --> 00:47:37,564
Speaker 1: That's why, because he paid off his car loan and

1020
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,964
Speaker 1: it frustrated the hell out of him.

1021
00:47:39,684 --> 00:47:40,244
Speaker 7: Thank you for it.

1022
00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:42,363
Speaker 1: Interestingly, I just said take a deep breath, but don't

1023
00:47:42,444 --> 00:47:44,964
Speaker 1: if you're prone to hay fever. Like I've watched you

1024
00:47:45,044 --> 00:47:48,123
Speaker 1: scratch your eyeballs out this morning, Brendon. We'll talk about

1025
00:47:48,123 --> 00:47:51,643
Speaker 1: it next SHA podcast.

1026
00:47:51,884 --> 00:47:55,243
Speaker 2: I suffer the allergies, you know that, Yeah, what does

1027
00:47:55,284 --> 00:47:59,283
Speaker 2: it feel like? It just you know, just to each

1028
00:47:59,364 --> 00:48:00,884
Speaker 2: the eyes, the sinus.

1029
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,964
Speaker 1: What's the sinus? Because often you're sort of rubbing your

1030
00:48:03,004 --> 00:48:04,243
Speaker 1: face and is it sore under your eyes?

1031
00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:04,524
Speaker 3: I don't.

1032
00:48:04,764 --> 00:48:06,484
Speaker 2: Right in the middle of there, they get blocks up

1033
00:48:06,924 --> 00:48:09,884
Speaker 2: and my ears get blocked, and then and then they

1034
00:48:10,164 --> 00:48:12,084
Speaker 2: and you reach for a sudi. I go straight to

1035
00:48:12,123 --> 00:48:14,884
Speaker 2: the pseudo pseudo effagery and the pseudo fed the old

1036
00:48:14,924 --> 00:48:17,243
Speaker 2: school stuff and that's good.

1037
00:48:17,284 --> 00:48:19,564
Speaker 3: The new stuff the fennel pre that that's not good.

1038
00:48:19,644 --> 00:48:20,964
Speaker 3: That doesn't work. It's just a con.

1039
00:48:21,284 --> 00:48:22,964
Speaker 1: Well, they're saying that this is one of the worst

1040
00:48:23,004 --> 00:48:24,444
Speaker 1: hay fever seasons on record.

1041
00:48:24,604 --> 00:48:26,123
Speaker 3: It is because I could feel it in mythrida. It

1042
00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:28,643
Speaker 3: just coats everything. So you've got to keep clearing your

1043
00:48:28,724 --> 00:48:30,524
Speaker 3: voice doing all that sort of stuff.

1044
00:48:30,564 --> 00:48:32,643
Speaker 1: The reason it's so bad at the moment because hay fever,

1045
00:48:32,724 --> 00:48:34,444
Speaker 1: as you know, is about pollen and spring is the

1046
00:48:34,484 --> 00:48:37,764
Speaker 1: key seasoned flowers and crops of flowering. But wind and

1047
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:40,164
Speaker 1: heat are major factors, and we've had the hottest October

1048
00:48:40,244 --> 00:48:43,484
Speaker 1: on record and several windy spells, so this is why

1049
00:48:43,524 --> 00:48:46,924
Speaker 1: we've got high hay fever rates. Australia has had a

1050
00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:49,924
Speaker 1: wetter than usual period also in many regions, and so

1051
00:48:50,564 --> 00:48:53,564
Speaker 1: there's a late when there's a late season mix of pollens,

1052
00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:56,564
Speaker 1: which we're having at the moment, grass tree and weed pollens,

1053
00:48:57,004 --> 00:48:59,524
Speaker 1: people may suffer more severely. So if you're feeling this,

1054
00:48:59,644 --> 00:49:00,284
Speaker 1: you're not alone.

1055
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,524
Speaker 3: No, you're just going to go to your chemist to

1056
00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:05,604
Speaker 3: get the pseudo effdry. Don't worry about that other stuff.

1057
00:49:05,684 --> 00:49:07,884
Speaker 1: Well, I just embarrassed myself one of the women who

1058
00:49:07,964 --> 00:49:09,684
Speaker 1: works here. It look like she was rubbing rises and

1059
00:49:09,724 --> 00:49:11,484
Speaker 1: I got problems with the pollen. But I think she'd

1060
00:49:11,524 --> 00:49:15,004
Speaker 1: been crying, So sorry about that.

1061
00:49:15,084 --> 00:49:17,564
Speaker 3: And this is why you're walking around eating an Easter egg.

1062
00:49:17,804 --> 00:49:20,044
Speaker 3: I know I was an elegant rabbit and you're just

1063
00:49:20,204 --> 00:49:20,564
Speaker 3: eating it.

1064
00:49:22,284 --> 00:49:24,564
Speaker 1: It was there. It's not my fault, it's not Easter.

1065
00:49:24,964 --> 00:49:26,484
Speaker 1: If it was a hot crosspun, would you have had

1066
00:49:26,524 --> 00:49:28,604
Speaker 1: it appropriate East day?

1067
00:49:29,044 --> 00:49:32,044
Speaker 2: This poor lady, who I don't know what's happened with her,

1068
00:49:32,123 --> 00:49:33,324
Speaker 2: has been crying and.

1069
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:34,124
Speaker 3: You're just munching.

1070
00:49:34,324 --> 00:49:37,484
Speaker 1: Yes, was munch onto a rabbit year.

1071
00:49:37,604 --> 00:49:42,163
Speaker 3: Jones, He's got some pseudo ever dream for you. People

1072
00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:44,044
Speaker 3: know the struggle. It's real.

1073
00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,683
Speaker 2: It's seventeen to night and gets my goolies coming up.

1074
00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:49,284
Speaker 2: We've only got six weeks to go before we hit

1075
00:49:49,324 --> 00:49:50,284
Speaker 2: the fruited planes.

1076
00:49:50,364 --> 00:49:51,324
Speaker 1: It's today Wednesday.

1077
00:49:51,844 --> 00:49:53,164
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's Tuesday.

1078
00:49:53,204 --> 00:49:55,964
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so yeah, six weeks left before we hit

1079
00:49:56,044 --> 00:49:56,924
Speaker 1: the fruited plane.

1080
00:49:57,044 --> 00:50:00,084
Speaker 2: Yes, and twenty thousand dollars will be won by someone

1081
00:50:00,204 --> 00:50:01,404
Speaker 2: for gets my coolies.

1082
00:50:01,684 --> 00:50:03,444
Speaker 3: That could be you. All you got to do is

1083
00:50:03,484 --> 00:50:04,804
Speaker 3: get your goolie and go to.

1084
00:50:04,884 --> 00:50:08,243
Speaker 2: The iHeartRadio app recorded and boom, your goolies are.

1085
00:50:08,123 --> 00:50:11,004
Speaker 3: Coming up next on GM xamination.

1086
00:50:15,604 --> 00:50:21,804
Speaker 1: Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.

1087
00:50:21,924 --> 00:50:24,123
Speaker 1: Someone is going to win that in about six weeks time.

1088
00:50:24,244 --> 00:50:25,924
Speaker 3: Extraordinary. What have we got today?

1089
00:50:26,684 --> 00:50:29,643
Speaker 13: What gets on my gulies is when I go to

1090
00:50:29,764 --> 00:50:32,524
Speaker 13: the car park. There could be a thousand cars part

1091
00:50:32,604 --> 00:50:35,163
Speaker 13: there or just one or two. I could be a

1092
00:50:35,284 --> 00:50:39,964
Speaker 13: sporting event, supermarket, just a function, just trying to get

1093
00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:43,044
Speaker 13: out quickly, but exactly the same time as I'm leaving

1094
00:50:43,404 --> 00:50:45,884
Speaker 13: the person next to me out of all the cars

1095
00:50:45,924 --> 00:50:48,524
Speaker 13: in the car park, wants to leave at exactly the

1096
00:50:48,684 --> 00:50:49,323
Speaker 13: same time.

1097
00:50:50,364 --> 00:50:51,524
Speaker 1: Just gets on my girlies.

1098
00:50:51,644 --> 00:50:54,484
Speaker 3: What is it with that everyone leaves at the same time?

1099
00:50:55,044 --> 00:50:56,964
Speaker 1: And if you're at a sporting event, but if you're

1100
00:50:56,964 --> 00:50:57,964
Speaker 1: just doing your shopping.

1101
00:50:57,804 --> 00:51:00,044
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's this magnet.

1102
00:51:00,204 --> 00:51:01,564
Speaker 1: It's the same sort of thing. You're in a queue

1103
00:51:01,564 --> 00:51:03,564
Speaker 1: and there's one hundred people, and then as soon as

1104
00:51:03,604 --> 00:51:05,323
Speaker 1: you leave, where's the queue? There's no queue.

1105
00:51:05,364 --> 00:51:06,763
Speaker 3: Now that's life.

1106
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Speaker 12: What else we got, hi guys, gets my goolies is

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Speaker 12: cheap toilet paper in a public toilet. You either pull

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Speaker 12: it out and it rips so easily that you end

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Speaker 12: up with a piece that's about the size of your thumb,

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Speaker 12: so you need about eight hundred of those to do

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Speaker 12: the job properly.

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Speaker 1: Or it comes out like a snake and it's just

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Speaker 1: like a thin snake, which.

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Speaker 12: Is you rattle it around to make a big bunch,

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Speaker 12: but don't use cheap toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: It gets my goolies. Thin snake. You keep going thinking

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Speaker 1: it's going to be attached to this eventually, but.

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Speaker 3: Now starts changing colors. You're in trouble. You know the magicians.

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Speaker 3: What did you think?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't sure a terrible visual.

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Speaker 3: With a badam with the good.

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Speaker 2: If you dip out, you can always contact us via

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Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: App, pull the email, or Placebook. Friend wins a one

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Speaker 1: night's stay for two at the Pullman Hotel, but you

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Speaker 1: also get breakfast and dinner Marcel Bar and Bistro. This

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Speaker 1: is a brilliant destination, the city's premiere five star hotel.

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Speaker 3: We play our game of Instagram. Today's sixty seconds ten questions.

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Speaker 3: Get them all right? You walk away with a thousand

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Speaker 3: dollars or you can double it with one bonus question.

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Speaker 1: Kate from chiswick Ow to Crack Today. Look, we're happy

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Speaker 1: to ask the questions, but we do like the insults.

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Speaker 1: Question five, what term is used for the smallest animal

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Speaker 1: in a litter?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jonesy demand a couple of runs?

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Speaker 1: Okay, right, are you two?

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Speaker 2: That's and we are back tomorrow. It's Wednesday, TikTok Tucker day.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Higo has arrived.

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Speaker 2: Cash out or check in twenty k or a once

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Speaker 2: in a lifetime holiday with Jimmy Barnes in Bali, you're

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Speaker 2: there at the breakfast, Buffy, there's Bali.

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Speaker 3: There's what you don't Bali.

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Speaker 2: And Barzi chowering Barly and Barnzy showering down on the

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Speaker 2: eggs or are you taking the twenty k It's up

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 3: That's coming up after nine o'clock with Higo. We'll be

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Speaker 3: back for jam Nation tonight at six o'clock. What about that.

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Speaker 1: We will see you then, good Jess you well, Thank.

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Speaker 3: God, that's over. Good bite, good bite.

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Speaker 2: Wipe the two from.

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Speaker 14: Your catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app

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