Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's not the Christmas spirit bite.
Speaker 3: She's got so many bags foot footvomit.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three.
Speaker 4: Show one thousand, two hundred and forty.
Speaker 3: One, Christian O'Connell's Show, Good Morning Chat, Post Morning Gay,
Speaker 3: Good Morning Patsy, morning boy.
Speaker 5: Come I got that crazy flash flooding yesterday.
Speaker 6: He was so wet last night.
Speaker 3: There was just so much that came out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: I've not seen my six and a half years here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne, I've not seen that much rain come down, Like, no,
Speaker 3: that's monsoon start. Yeah, And there was just like no
Speaker 3: no warning. Did you hear about it yesterday or.
Speaker 6: I didn't hear. I want to love the warning because
Speaker 6: we started to lak in the house.
Speaker 3: And normally we're lucky because that the privilege of working
Speaker 3: with Patsy and having you know, a newsreader in your
Speaker 3: headphones every thirty minutes. First defense, you don't miss anything.
Speaker 3: We hear about it first hello, No, no, no, I was
Speaker 3: just thought you might join the conversation and you know,
Speaker 3: because you know you have actions you've been listening.
Speaker 2: How have you been listening?
Speaker 3: You would have tuned in yesterday and paid it back
Speaker 3: because always listen back to your news on the way home.
Speaker 5: So shoon across it all night.
Speaker 3: I heard you say this my favorite acre double whackra
Speaker 3: winning newsreader.
Speaker 2: To be as Thunderstorm Morning for Melbourne was canceled earlier
Speaker 2: this morning, it was so we.
Speaker 3: Go a few oh woa, well, I'm going to get
Speaker 3: all my clothes out. I pack away the canoe. I
Speaker 3: was going to take that today, get all that way
Speaker 3: in the kayak and I just get all the clothes out.
Speaker 3: I actually did. I did actually clean the bed sheets
Speaker 3: yesterday to my wife comes back tomorrow. They and I
Speaker 3: forgot to bring them in because the rain was so
Speaker 3: heavy I thought it would stop and then the end
Speaker 3: you know where now now just drenched. I think I
Speaker 3: actually wrecked the bed shecheeks. So yeah, what happened past?
Speaker 2: Well, funny you know where there's a funny thing boys,
Speaker 2: because it does changed, you know it.
Speaker 6: It was like we were running with towers and buckets
Speaker 6: and the water coming through.
Speaker 3: This is a lola thot ilarity has ensued.
Speaker 2: It does change funnily enough, like it doesn't just set
Speaker 2: one day and it's definitely too exact point like that
Speaker 2: for three days. So there was one issue through the
Speaker 2: night the night before last, and it was canceled at
Speaker 2: three twenty eight yesterday morning. So I did a lot
Speaker 2: of how.
Speaker 3: You could have the things that can get canceled these days,
Speaker 3: the weather can get canceled.
Speaker 2: The severe where the warning was canceled, so they obviously
Speaker 2: thought there was nothing and then obviously it reformed through
Speaker 2: throughout the morning. But a lot of other outlets weren't
Speaker 2: even mentioning that a severe weather warning.
Speaker 3: Because you know, obsee Melbourne weather. Everyone knows it's like
Speaker 3: you know, full seasons and on one day and that.
Speaker 3: But yesterday it was like twenty nine degrees was baking
Speaker 3: hot and really really humid a monkey and then you
Speaker 3: were like, well this is today, this is today because
Speaker 3: there's no clouds around. And then literally within minutes it.
Speaker 6: Was port cancel.
Speaker 2: Ye we got it late though, so Base Base I
Speaker 2: copped in absolute buffering, but we didn't get it out
Speaker 2: west till about I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Call that buffering. Buffering is like a nice mild abration,
Speaker 3: kind of like a scrub on your body.
Speaker 2: It was actually gamering were so I had to stop myself.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you guys really copped it. But we didn't
Speaker 2: get it till later out west, sort of like six o'clock.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it was really weird. It was almost like
Speaker 2: it wasn't hailing, but it was just the sheer vouluta.
Speaker 3: You know, you can't see how I was walking the
Speaker 3: dog and it was the small dog, and so suddenly
Speaker 3: it came down real bad and actually picked him up
Speaker 3: and ran. You know, I'm going to sit my wife
Speaker 3: down when she comes back tomorrow, she's gonna weere's a dog.
Speaker 3: I think he's out in the base. They're out looking
Speaker 3: for him. But that just floated away like a leaf
Speaker 3: for a twig.
Speaker 6: News about the dog and the bed sheet.
Speaker 3: It's been a really tough twenty four hours. It was
Speaker 3: all canceled twenty four hours ago. So yeah, so were
Speaker 3: you affected.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you who loved it the most was my
Speaker 6: son because we honestly had leaks in the laundry and
Speaker 6: leads in the living room. So running back and forth
Speaker 6: with towersand buckets, it's like, all right, now, let's check
Speaker 6: the bag, pulling towels off the bathroom all and then
Speaker 6: when the rain finally stopped and the leak subsided, he
Speaker 6: was he started to cry because of the fun.
Speaker 3: Stud's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show. I feel sorry for you today, Patsy.
Speaker 3: You're doing a thing that her parents have to do
Speaker 3: sometimes where you really are going out of your way today.
Speaker 3: So you're not going to be leaving Sint Kilda till
Speaker 3: what ten o'clock.
Speaker 2: Tonight, I reckon. So Audie's got this theater thing that
Speaker 2: she's doing with her group to no you.
Speaker 5: Can I miss you at the teen Christmas lash.
Speaker 2: All days like it's today and they only do two
Speaker 2: performances a year, and it happens to have fallen today.
Speaker 2: But you know, it's it's really hard. I'm sure you've
Speaker 2: encountered this with the girls growing up. When you're a
Speaker 2: working parent, you feel so torn. So I said to
Speaker 2: Chris last night, you know, she just loves theater, and
Speaker 2: it's so beautiful to see when your child finds her
Speaker 2: niche and when they just glow like they're doing what
Speaker 2: makes them happy. She's found her thing, and so it's
Speaker 2: just so beautiful to see her up there, and you
Speaker 2: know she's got all her little mates in theater, a
Speaker 2: different group. Yeah, it's just they get so excited, and
Speaker 2: you know, at the end of the show, the curtains
Speaker 2: close and you hear them all like scream out loud
Speaker 2: and cheer. It's just beautiful. It's such a great team
Speaker 2: bonding exercise for them. But I know tonight, as much
Speaker 2: as I want to enjoy it, I'll be stressed, on edge,
Speaker 2: on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 3: We need to find time. We need to find you
Speaker 3: a lookalike.
Speaker 6: With a little hidden camera, like a seat warmer or something.
Speaker 3: We find to look alike you today.
Speaker 6: All has to be close enough in the for the
Speaker 6: spots fly. Yeah, they can see. I think that's the
Speaker 6: silhouette of mum.
Speaker 2: You know who is a dead ringer for me. I
Speaker 2: used to get mistaken at the time was Monica Lewinsky.
Speaker 2: When my hair was dark. Everyone used to think I
Speaker 2: looked like I've.
Speaker 3: Got to be honest. I did not have that in
Speaker 3: my show today. That's some reference when I was British
Speaker 3: Pats you keep us on our toes. Jack and I
Speaker 3: both backed away from the microphone. I go nowhere near that.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying.
Speaker 2: Anything Google, Jack Monica Lewinsk Google have a look.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So the harder part is that you and I now
Speaker 6: have to try to get Monica Lewinsky to go to
Speaker 6: play in Saint Pela tonight.
Speaker 3: So it finishes at ten o'clock. So what are you
Speaker 3: going to do because you've got to get back over
Speaker 3: the west gate. You get in before any other team member.
Speaker 3: You only at four a m.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I might. Well, I did entertain the
Speaker 2: thought of sleeping here tonight.
Speaker 3: To depressing, isn't it where it's not? Did I?
Speaker 2: Crusty couches?
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is like and also the couches here are revolting.
Speaker 6: When they're small as well.
Speaker 4: You won't even.
Speaker 6: You have to do that thing where you take your
Speaker 6: feet up.
Speaker 3: You're going to have to fold yourself into It's too sad.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not sad. It's all right you do.
Speaker 3: What about what about old mate? Rain him up?
Speaker 5: Knock him up?
Speaker 2: No, Look, seriously, I couldn't justify a beautiful state at
Speaker 2: the Langham for like what, I'd be there for five hours?
Speaker 2: What a waste of a beautiful room. No, I'm quite
Speaker 2: okay if I have to, could.
Speaker 3: You surreo lives literally five minutes can sleep on the couch.
Speaker 3: He should surrender is bad for you the talent.
Speaker 2: Not going into that bachelor's den. You never know what
Speaker 2: you're getting there.
Speaker 6: I think the couches in here.
Speaker 3: If there's anyone who is en Richmond listens to U
Speaker 3: one day, he's got a spare room for Patsy. Honestly,
Speaker 3: so what have we got with abbotswoots.
Speaker 5: Near here.
Speaker 3: Kilda? Sint Kilda?
Speaker 5: There's probably some Irish guys who've got a spare room there.
Speaker 4: There's something.
Speaker 3: The people that are in flat sharps are Irish people.
Speaker 3: Been Sint Kilda. You'd love those dodgy Irish builders. Has
Speaker 3: anyone got a spare room? Must have on swite because
Speaker 3: it's Patsy. We insist if anyone's got a spare room
Speaker 3: for Patsy for the night nine four one four one four.
Speaker 1: Three The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show coome on into Sarah and Mickelham. What
Speaker 3: about seeing if Patsy can sneak in and sleep in
Speaker 3: the bed? Said?
Speaker 5: I can.
Speaker 3: Are you guys in Victoria, Guys, all those lovely beds fresh.
Speaker 2: From a way out of here, you'd have.
Speaker 5: To be on the phone and the news tomorrow morning, pantsy.
Speaker 3: So at the moment is really the only little turns
Speaker 3: that you sleep here at the radio station.
Speaker 2: Seriously, don't straight. I'm perfectly fine with that.
Speaker 6: What did you bring a sleeping bag or do you
Speaker 6: bring I'll.
Speaker 2: Just bring a dinner at a pillow if I stay.
Speaker 2: And you know what, just two sad Now, it's not sa.
Speaker 3: Tough time.
Speaker 2: Be the first time. No, it's just practical. And you
Speaker 2: know what, Timmy the ghost might cuddlin and spoon me.
Speaker 2: I'll be right, the resident ghost.
Speaker 3: So much going on with you today. We're still reading
Speaker 3: from the Lewinsky reference and now you want to be
Speaker 3: spooned by ghosts? Everything right, pert, Everything great?
Speaker 6: Is this tropical weather?
Speaker 5: This is crackling the air, good.
Speaker 4: Mining, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 7: Do you all right?
Speaker 3: News on the way. And then we're going to do
Speaker 3: the good morning minute, where we say good morning, too
Speaker 3: many of you as possible in one minute. If you'd
Speaker 3: like a shout out from us giving text now oh
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Speaker 3: your name, where you are and what are you up
Speaker 3: to right now? Oh my god? Talking about what are
Speaker 3: you up to right now? First thing I did when
Speaker 3: I came this morning was go into the shared communal
Speaker 3: fridge here at the radio station. This is so bad.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I had quite a few meetings and stuff to
Speaker 3: do after the show, right and I went to the
Speaker 3: communal fridge and I thought i'd put my sandwich that
Speaker 3: i'd made the night before in the fridge. So I
Speaker 3: ate the sandwich and as I'm meeting and going, God,
Speaker 3: this is a really lovely sandwich. I made it really well.
Speaker 3: And then I looked into my bag. I looked in
Speaker 3: my bag, I went, I looked into my bag. Way, no,
Speaker 3: that's my sandwich. I haven't put it in the fridge.
Speaker 5: I ate somebody else's lunch.
Speaker 3: Oh no, so bad. I left this note in the
Speaker 3: fridge yesterday saying sorry, if you eat your lunch, come
Speaker 3: and see me and I'll shout you a new one.
Speaker 3: And it was it was so nice.
Speaker 6: It was different ingredients.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, this is I really don't remember making
Speaker 3: this one, but it's been a busy week. Maybe late
Speaker 3: last night this is what I did. But god, this
Speaker 3: is sun tried tomato. It's really exotic. We don't even
Speaker 3: have we gotta make this sandwich more often. And then
Speaker 3: my horror, I saw my bag was my sandwich and
Speaker 3: I'm like, who's is this? Who's lunch? A I which boss?
Speaker 3: Team members? Going to go to the fridge. Yes, at
Speaker 3: one o'clock, going tough day on the phones, trying to
Speaker 3: sell advertising space on Huggy Show, meeting with Springvale.
Speaker 5: Caravan's gone, Who the hell? Where's my lunch?
Speaker 3: This this crappy note from the Breakfast Show. All right,
Speaker 3: so good morning minute coming up next four seventy five
Speaker 3: three one o four three.
Speaker 5: Tell us what your name is, where you are and
Speaker 5: what are you.
Speaker 1: Up to The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Christian O'Connell Show. Time for the Good Morning Minutes.
Speaker 8: Good good, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Do you.
Speaker 3: Team? Are you ready with your good mornings?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Guy, Good morning to Peter and carry m Down still
Speaker 3: sorting bolts. Last week he was sorting bolts. Week later,
Speaker 3: he's still sorting.
Speaker 6: We're going to get to the end of that pile.
Speaker 5: Peter shout out Good morning to Down and John.
Speaker 3: Highway patrol waiting for heavy holders this morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning Darren and John.
Speaker 5: Christian.
Speaker 3: I'm Jake Price on my way to do a site
Speaker 3: measure for a Brighton church renovation.
Speaker 5: Writing because they do a church rhino.
Speaker 2: Jake, I would love to see that. It's my bucket
Speaker 2: least I'll probably never do it, but wow.
Speaker 3: Like a really tough one. I mean. Also, how can
Speaker 3: you renovate a church? What I haven't done?
Speaker 5: Like a pool rooftop.
Speaker 2: Poll and people turn, Yeah, they convert, that's what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: or it could be an office block in a church.
Speaker 3: Yeah really? Oh yes, good morning, Christian. I'm doing my
Speaker 3: five k walk around Nery Warren right now. That's from Ann.
Speaker 3: Good morning and good morning too. And I bet Linda
Speaker 3: isn't the only one in bed right now. Listen to
Speaker 3: you guys doing Christmas shopping online? Good morning? Is it
Speaker 3: black fighting sales tomorrow?
Speaker 2: It's it still is it's been all wait it Yes.
Speaker 5: Good morning two team.
Speaker 3: He's getting ready to put his ghost to alfhit on
Speaker 3: for Patsy Timmy the ghost Timmy. Now we've got your numbers.
Speaker 3: That's how cool my friend. Hi guys, just waiting to
Speaker 3: get my second stint in my heart should be out
Speaker 3: by about eight thirty this morning. Took myself to an
Speaker 3: emergency in an uber on Monday. Oh my god, and
Speaker 3: was told him having a heart attack. Bloody hell, can
Speaker 3: that this is a lot going on. I hope everything's
Speaker 3: all right. Christian Emma here to work in Chum Creek
Speaker 3: Morning Emma. Never heard of.
Speaker 5: Quaint.
Speaker 3: It's like a kid's TV show down in Chum Yes,
Speaker 3: that's right, sept In late, so I'm running late. Don't
Speaker 3: think they possibly be too happy. It's that time of
Speaker 3: the year. We're on't counting down the days until Christmas
Speaker 3: and time off work. And Jimmy the Garbo regular as
Speaker 3: still would listened to the early hour of this show.
Speaker 5: He's chatter sicky today to go fishing?
Speaker 2: Oh will now work?
Speaker 8: Not?
Speaker 3: And now feel bad to actually say it was Jimmy
Speaker 3: the he's now looking for a new job.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's Show, The show that's giving you Christmas gifts
Speaker 3: of grown ups. Thanks you Mercedes Benz Berrick, who are
Speaker 3: bettering any trading offer by at least five thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: and you're got an extra two thousand dollars for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Put them all together, they're seven thousand more than anywhere
Speaker 3: else until the end of the year December. The thirty first,
Speaker 3: which is about to go live to the North Pole
Speaker 3: and Gary Clause.
Speaker 9: Gary Clauses coming at down, gar Reclauses coming at town.
Speaker 10: He's making a list struckers with gifts, but only four
Speaker 10: Arold's gotten up in.
Speaker 9: Four kids, dary Clauses coming down stop and by the
Speaker 9: pop or the Crown, Gary Claus is coming to.
Speaker 3: Ten We go live to the North Pole where Santa's
Speaker 3: bogan brother Gary Klaus should be live.
Speaker 5: Gary, are you there.
Speaker 10: I'm here, I'm here, cheeky buggers?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 3: My word? You're getting ready to watch the Champions League
Speaker 3: on Stan?
Speaker 10: I am I love Stan and I love the Champions League.
Speaker 4: All the teams involved?
Speaker 3: Which one which tim are going to be supporting? Man?
Speaker 5: No playing?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: Pay the next city over Liverpool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, big Reds fan? Yes, yes, yes, stop the goal,
Speaker 3: score the goal? No no, no, that's not relevant. Don't
Speaker 3: make any sense, all right? So Gary, if people are
Speaker 3: hearing this for the first time, remind everyone what is
Speaker 3: it you're doing at the moment.
Speaker 4: I am cool Santa, I am grown up Santa.
Speaker 10: My name is Gary, and I only give presents to adults,
Speaker 10: no presents to kids.
Speaker 4: And I'm only doing it Christian for two more days.
Speaker 3: Well, get in there, get in there now.
Speaker 4: Yes, email my little work experience. Else he's doing a
Speaker 4: good job, thank you much.
Speaker 6: He knows the technology of it.
Speaker 3: All right, So are you ready for your first wish
Speaker 3: here today? All right?
Speaker 5: This comes from Matt could they Gary?
Speaker 3: Twenty years ago my entire music collection was stolen by
Speaker 3: a gog of very considerate thieves. They still hundreds of
Speaker 3: my CDs, but that's all the doubles for me. Ever since,
Speaker 3: I've dreamed of having a vinyl player and starting again
Speaker 3: a record collection.
Speaker 5: The only thing is they're quite expensive.
Speaker 3: I own one record, Chipmunk Punk by Alvired and the Chipmunks.
Speaker 3: If you want to know how it sounds as this banger,
Speaker 3: but nothing to plan it on. I have my eye
Speaker 3: on this little number, the JPL Spinner in black and orange.
Speaker 3: Please that's really irritains Please Gareth, this anyway could help
Speaker 3: me out six hundred dollars for our friends.
Speaker 4: Oh, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie. I'm a big music lover as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who's your favorite? Mand My?
Speaker 10: I love you Classic Ousie Rock, I love Regurgia, Tata Grinspoon,
Speaker 10: Artism all those great.
Speaker 3: You are all over the shot today.
Speaker 4: None of this modern rubbish. Yes, guys, you know Billie
Speaker 4: Eilish whispering her song. None of that proper uzzie rock.
Speaker 3: It sounds not even the studio when you bang it
Speaker 3: like that. Caw. Do you break that microphone when you
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 5: In the north of course?
Speaker 3: Of course. Well, Matt's on the line right now, morning Matt,
Speaker 3: you're lined with Gary Kaus.
Speaker 11: Good morning Christian, Good morning Gary.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 10: I'm great, Maddie, I'm great, and I love to make
Speaker 10: your dream come true here.
Speaker 4: Not only am I going to give you that record.
Speaker 10: Player, We've got to fix that record collection of just
Speaker 10: Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Speaker 4: So what's your favorite band?
Speaker 11: Maney Oh, Look, I've got a few favorite bands, few from.
Speaker 12: The nineties that you may have mentioned. I do like Jebediah.
Speaker 12: I'm a bit of a radiohead fan, Oasis.
Speaker 5: All the good stuff, proper music.
Speaker 6: I think Gary's looking to buy you just one record.
Speaker 3: Why what about then a two hundred dollars voucher to
Speaker 3: get some vinyl to listen to? There now, yeh, the
Speaker 3: jp L spender in black and orange. It is yours,
Speaker 3: Matt and a two hundred dollars to get yourself some
Speaker 3: vinyl as well.
Speaker 12: Ah, that's so awesome. Thank you, Gary, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Christmas pleasure.
Speaker 5: Have a great Christmas. All right, no thanks, all right,
Speaker 5: we'll do another one next.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, Reclaurs is coming down.
Speaker 10: Reclauses coming all right?
Speaker 3: This give somebody else a present presence for grown ups
Speaker 3: only last go at this tomorrow. Email me today, Christiana
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connor dot com dot au and I piled it
Speaker 3: onto Gary clause.
Speaker 5: Gary, you're still with us in the North Pole.
Speaker 4: I'm still here, Christian. You've got me for five more minutes.
Speaker 3: What are you doing at seven?
Speaker 4: Well, we're rushing.
Speaker 10: Off obviously after the rain is great fishing with us.
Speaker 3: Get your rod out and see we catch? Yes, exactly
Speaker 3: what do you use the bait?
Speaker 4: Blood worms or chicken in soy sor.
Speaker 3: All right? Then there Marissa, Gary, I love that you're
Speaker 3: acknowledging us grown ups at Christmas.
Speaker 5: I am living in phone hell.
Speaker 3: My current one is a million years old and the
Speaker 3: charge only last fifteen minutes max. Every time I leave
Speaker 3: the house. I'm on the lookout for public powerpoints. Monday
Speaker 3: this week, I had to sit behind the counter at
Speaker 3: the local New Jut agents for an hour and use
Speaker 3: their charger. I'm currently right and they're sitting on the
Speaker 3: ground next to a pillar in Westfield. I don't care
Speaker 3: what the phone is. I just want one with a
Speaker 3: battery that works. I can't live like this. Just get
Speaker 3: Marissa on Marissa. This sounds like hell.
Speaker 7: Look, I'll care this now and.
Speaker 13: I need freedom to a walk.
Speaker 7: I would have charge from more than fifteen.
Speaker 3: How long have you been living like this? A couple
Speaker 3: of weeks?
Speaker 7: No, this has been probably the last year the battery
Speaker 7: has gone.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 7: I am expert at knowing every power point.
Speaker 3: So if you got for dinner, do you have to
Speaker 3: answer to take my power points?
Speaker 7: My local tie place has a table that's right near
Speaker 7: power every power point.
Speaker 5: So I'm now conscious of time. I don't want to
Speaker 5: drag it on.
Speaker 3: Too long and use up some of your precious battery
Speaker 3: life with this.
Speaker 7: With this chat, look look at you live a sad
Speaker 7: state of affairs. And I realized that the term mobile
Speaker 7: is no longer reletive.
Speaker 6: That depends how long your extension court is your mobile.
Speaker 5: Want to be able.
Speaker 7: To go Christmas shopping. So anything more than fifteen minutes
Speaker 7: of being able to walk around and be amazing.
Speaker 3: Well, let's just bring Gary Claus and is Gary, can
Speaker 3: you believe this?
Speaker 10: Muris Marissa, you can't be living like this, not in
Speaker 10: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: We're not just gonna get you any phone.
Speaker 10: We're gonna get you the top of the line, the
Speaker 10: Apple iPhone.
Speaker 3: See that's worth one two hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 4: It's quite expensive.
Speaker 5: Oh my word, wow, Marissa.
Speaker 7: Thanks great, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 7: I really really appreciate that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we get that away. We'll rush it
Speaker 3: to you as soon as possible. Okay.
Speaker 13: Oh, you guys are the best.
Speaker 7: I hope you have a great Christmas.
Speaker 3: And you, Marissa, thanks for emailing us so well. And
Speaker 3: have a great Christmas and look forward to Now you
Speaker 3: can sit anywhere in that Thai restaurant. Amazing.
Speaker 7: I can go to the window, see.
Speaker 5: Ya, Marissa. Could only have a lovely Christmas.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Gary, last one tomorrow, see you tomorrow. Christians
Speaker 3: enjoy the fishing.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: The Christian Condall Show podcast, Christian O'Connell's show, What Are
Speaker 3: You Never too old to enjoy? For Carl still last
Speaker 3: one the source bottle farts. David, This one's a slightly terrifying.
Speaker 3: When I'm trying through a tunnel, I won the window down,
Speaker 3: stick my head out and scream.
Speaker 5: I've never heard a joker.
Speaker 3: Amy going to bed when Santa leaves Carols by candlelight
Speaker 3: on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 3: Carmel using coloring books sometimes under a blanket fort Jennifer,
Speaker 3: I always pushed the tryme button on toys in stores. Jack,
Speaker 3: what are you never too old for? For me? At
Speaker 3: the moment?
Speaker 6: Definitely watching kids movies And it's never more pronounced than
Speaker 6: when Gordy gets sick of a movie before I do
Speaker 6: over the weekend, I put him to bed and watch
Speaker 6: the second half of Hercules because he wasn't enjoying it
Speaker 6: UPSs with I can't get anomer.
Speaker 5: Herculescus is a great movie.
Speaker 6: I think what it suffers from is the songs aren't
Speaker 6: as memorable as some others, like.
Speaker 3: Little Hercules Story.
Speaker 6: Then Hercules, son of Zeus becomes mortal because hades from
Speaker 6: the underworld.
Speaker 5: Once two and a half year old God zoned out
Speaker 5: of that one.
Speaker 6: He turns on Dad, but when he's turning him mortal,
Speaker 6: doesn't turn him fully mortal, and so he keeps his
Speaker 6: super strength. But he's got to live on earth, not
Speaker 6: as a god anymore. And then he's got to. I
Speaker 6: want to tell you the ending, but he's got to.
Speaker 5: I think you can.
Speaker 3: It came out quite a few years ago. What is
Speaker 3: the moral of it?
Speaker 6: The moral keep your super strength?
Speaker 3: That's not a moral, is what's because they always have
Speaker 3: a moral.
Speaker 6: Though you know what, this will ruin the ending, but
Speaker 6: you're right, it's twenty five years old.
Speaker 5: At least.
Speaker 6: He gets accepted back into Olympus as a god at
Speaker 6: the end.
Speaker 3: But his dad, Hades or Zeus, his dad Zeus, the
Speaker 3: old Man, takes him back.
Speaker 6: He's the feeded Hades. The old Man says, you can
Speaker 6: come back and live as a god. But he's falling
Speaker 6: in love on earth, so he says, you know what,
Speaker 6: my God, I love that you're inviting me back in here.
Speaker 6: I want to be back amongst families and gods and
Speaker 6: live forever. But I think I'll choose to stay mortal
Speaker 6: and be on earth so I can be with Meg.
Speaker 3: He chose being human and vulnerable.
Speaker 6: And he knows he would have had watch over the
Speaker 6: weekend now, but now you know the ending doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: It's a reassuring ending. It's okay, Kate. It's got a
Speaker 3: crazy one for And I'm never too old to enjoy Katin,
Speaker 3: what's yours?
Speaker 8: There is nothing like it? And I always feel like
Speaker 8: a kid at Christmas when it happens. But when we
Speaker 8: drag our bed into the laund room and we have
Speaker 8: a movie night and then we sleep in the lound.
Speaker 3: Room, Listen, you can stretch out enough just on the couch, can't.
Speaker 6: You don't need to be any.
Speaker 8: It is no way the fact when we were kids,
Speaker 8: when my mom said we can bring the beds out
Speaker 8: into the laund room, it was like the.
Speaker 2: Best thing in the world.
Speaker 8: And so for some reason there's a connection that if
Speaker 8: my partner's like, do you want to do a maybe? Not,
Speaker 8: I'm like, get the bed, let's go any.
Speaker 3: So what is it just a mattress?
Speaker 5: You're not doing the bass as well?
Speaker 8: No, no, not the bass. Just the mattress has to
Speaker 8: be on the floor. But everything comes with it, and
Speaker 8: then you got oil, little snackies.
Speaker 3: No, I don't even want to think about the crumbs
Speaker 3: in bed. You can never clear it again.
Speaker 8: Oh no, My partner's very very clean, so that does.
Speaker 5: You'll hoover the mattress afterwards.
Speaker 8: When you after, we will clean everything because it's been
Speaker 8: on the floor and whatnot. We'll just clean the whole thing.
Speaker 8: But it's so worth it just for that joy, Okay.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, What are You Never too old to enjoy?
Speaker 5: Mel?
Speaker 3: Twenty teaspoons of Milo in your chocolate milk? I'm fifty
Speaker 3: four stalk of it? That's more Milo? That is it
Speaker 3: that solid? The spoon could stand up right, Try stirring that,
Speaker 3: Christian never too old enjoy fairy bread or cocktail? Frank's
Speaker 3: that's from Wayne me. Jack and Rio have just been
Speaker 3: arguing with Jack actually because Jack thinks that ice magic
Speaker 3: is overrated.
Speaker 6: I think we love the novelty of the syrup going hard,
Speaker 6: but once you actually got that hard, it's not the
Speaker 6: best chocolate. It's not the best chocolate.
Speaker 4: Undeveloped palate.
Speaker 6: Treat. I am a sweet tooth and I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Ice magic the cluids in the title.
Speaker 6: The magic, Yes, yes, How does it actually work?
Speaker 4: Because it is magic?
Speaker 10: How do you put a soft, like wet liquid and
Speaker 10: then it becomes frozen in seconds.
Speaker 3: You're right, why don't more sauces use that technology? It's
Speaker 3: a great it's a great show, you know, like you
Speaker 3: go to a Thai restaurant and sudden the guy comes
Speaker 3: out and he does a whole flo It's like a
Speaker 3: magician and he produces the I don't know, soy sauce magic.
Speaker 3: You know, you think about the something the restaurant when
Speaker 3: they bring the faheats and the sizzle walks through like
Speaker 3: this is the big show with the steam and that
Speaker 3: that's certainly the soy sauce hardens and you've got to
Speaker 3: crack it with a spoon. I can egg.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the soy sauce.
Speaker 3: Mind's blowing right now all around this great city. Kim,
Speaker 3: what are you never too old for?
Speaker 13: Good morning Christian, Patchy Jack? How are you?
Speaker 3: We're good?
Speaker 12: Kim?
Speaker 3: Are we good?
Speaker 12: Kim good?
Speaker 13: At fifty two years of age? I am never too
Speaker 13: old to go down the giant slide at the Royal
Speaker 13: Melbourne Show every single year without fail.
Speaker 6: Yeah, is that the bump bumpy one?
Speaker 13: Yes, it is the bomb. You get there every single bump.
Speaker 12: It is brown.
Speaker 3: You could be careful a woman getting off fifties that
Speaker 3: any bump could put a hip out.
Speaker 13: Now, no, no, no hip, just the bum.
Speaker 6: Yeah, surely, like the company's insurance is a fifty years
Speaker 6: old and goes like, oh, I don't think we're.
Speaker 13: I don't look fifty jackets so good.
Speaker 6: That's why you're getting through.
Speaker 3: We all have to we all have to tell ourselves
Speaker 3: that the photos Cameron never I do look at my age. Kim,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You cool, Thank you, have a
Speaker 3: great day.
Speaker 12: Bye and you.
Speaker 5: Jane, Good morning, Jane, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Good morning. You're never too old for Zooper Doopers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, we have agreement on this.
Speaker 7: Last weekend we're being so hot.
Speaker 13: We went camping and we're all in our fifties, no kids,
Speaker 13: and we just got stuck into them.
Speaker 7: It was so good.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that all things you need to
Speaker 3: take camping super dupers is on the list as well.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite flavor of the super Duoper.
Speaker 12: Oh, it's so hard to choose.
Speaker 3: I'll like all of them, but pink I reckon, Yes,
Speaker 3: familiar with the flavor.
Speaker 13: It's the magic of Zooperdoopy.
Speaker 3: You're quite right, it is that well known taste of
Speaker 3: this taste of pink.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, totally. I'm so obsessed with them that for
Speaker 2: Christmas last year, the love God got me. It's like
Speaker 2: a stubby holder for super duper Wow.
Speaker 3: That is the greatest gift.
Speaker 6: It's so trick as the heart they are hold.
Speaker 2: Yes, your fingers go numb.
Speaker 6: It's skinny stubby yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's even got my name on it.
Speaker 6: So funny.
Speaker 3: I need to I need to know where you get
Speaker 3: hold of one of those. I love one of those
Speaker 3: of Christmas. Passy.
Speaker 5: What's your favorite flavor?
Speaker 3: Orange?
Speaker 2: It's red or colder, but usually red. It's like you
Speaker 2: know when you have an it's raspberry.
Speaker 3: Jane, Thank you very much. You called might have a
Speaker 3: good day you too, Thank you. And Damien, good morning, Damien,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning, Damien. Welcome to a show. So
Speaker 3: what are you never too old for Christian?
Speaker 11: Like that? I call your head earlier. You're never too
Speaker 11: old to wind that when down and just scream your
Speaker 11: lungs out while you're driving through a tunnel.
Speaker 3: Damien. Right, I've never a personally never done that.
Speaker 6: You never even heard of?
Speaker 3: Oh mate, you.
Speaker 11: Got to give it a go like I used to
Speaker 11: do it when I was a little kid. I started
Speaker 11: doing it when a little kid and now sort of
Speaker 11: passed the torch onto my son as well. We love
Speaker 11: nothing more than driving through a tunnel. You wind down
Speaker 11: the window and you just sort of scream your lungs out.
Speaker 3: If I'm going the other wind turn and I see you, Damien,
Speaker 3: you turn screaming out of the window.
Speaker 11: No, it's the best thing ever. It sounds awesome and
Speaker 11: like echoes through the tunnel.
Speaker 5: I got to give this a go now to see
Speaker 5: what been missing out on.
Speaker 11: Yep. We actually were doing it a couple of months
Speaker 11: ago through the Melbourne Tunnel and this other car joined
Speaker 11: in as well.
Speaker 3: I love it, Damien, Damien, thank you very much.
Speaker 11: You call me no thanks guys, love your show to
Speaker 11: thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show. Three years ago. I had an idea
Speaker 3: that I pitched to the Australian Open.
Speaker 5: Three years later.
Speaker 3: They finally came back to us a couple of months
Speaker 3: ago and said, we have approval, we can do this.
Speaker 3: So this year we did the longest serve tickets to
Speaker 3: go to the final of the Australian Open. As we're
Speaker 3: trying to get you to trying to hit a tennis.
Speaker 5: Ball over the yarrow. One of you did do it.
Speaker 3: When we're back the first week back in January, we're
Speaker 3: calling it knock it into the park. It's about you
Speaker 3: trying to hit a tennis ball into Kia Arena. When
Speaker 3: I mean into Key Arena, I mean from outside and
Speaker 3: it's over and into the court at Kia Arena.
Speaker 5: Not an easy shot.
Speaker 6: Not an easy shot. A lot of ball is going
Speaker 6: to end up on the roof. Yes, the channel is
Speaker 6: going to have to bring his ladder out up there
Speaker 6: and get them.
Speaker 3: That's even if they get that far.
Speaker 6: That's even if they can get out above the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't even know how. And we went to
Speaker 3: have a look a couple of weeks ago. It is
Speaker 3: going to be a big ask for somebody to do this.
Speaker 3: The prizes are huge. Tickets to the women's and men's
Speaker 3: final amazing prizes. The Australian Open tickets are on sale now.
Speaker 3: Australian Open. Hit stiff Rio. You're a tennis fan. You
Speaker 3: like to think you're good. You think you could do.
Speaker 10: It, Yes, I love my tennis. It is it'll be really,
Speaker 10: really difficult. I think I am good enough to.
Speaker 5: Do it long tennis?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 3: Because tennis is all about keeping the ball down and control, and.
Speaker 6: This is a skill you don't want in tennis. To
Speaker 6: the sky the ball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I can do that naturally.
Speaker 10: It'll be really it's hard to know whether if you
Speaker 10: want to go really high or if you want to
Speaker 10: just sort of skim over the room.
Speaker 4: I think tactics will be important.
Speaker 3: It's really because it's a long roof, all the gantering
Speaker 3: cables for all the cameras and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you've got to get it high enough to
Speaker 4: clear it.
Speaker 3: But then you've also you don't fight in length is
Speaker 3: what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Yes, you also need distance as well, so getting that.
Speaker 5: I think that's the same as length. But let's not
Speaker 5: argue o length distance.
Speaker 6: It's a three dimensional competition.
Speaker 4: Being able to meet all criteria height, distance and length.
Speaker 3: Get what about depth? Do you need depth as well?
Speaker 3: Very important? So I'm going to chuck another one with
Speaker 3: with the.
Speaker 5: You need girth if you're going to do this.
Speaker 10: So it's a five decompetitions from the start, but really
Speaker 10: really tricky and we're asking him to what hit it
Speaker 10: over the roof?
Speaker 6: Then the stands, everybody's chairs, and then into five.
Speaker 3: And a half thousand seater stadiums to.
Speaker 6: The middle of the court.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's going to be onto the court. Yes, in
Speaker 3: that's hard forgot.
Speaker 4: I didn't think about the crowd.
Speaker 6: Should it even land?
Speaker 3: But I don't think the crowd is going to be
Speaker 3: there when we do this. Some poor old guy who
Speaker 3: traveled in from Bendigo's tennis fans.
Speaker 6: During the jog of his semi final.
Speaker 3: How bad are the players this year? She set me
Speaker 3: in the back of their heads, enjoying his strawberries and
Speaker 3: cream there picnic.
Speaker 4: I really want to try nate for the seed in
Speaker 4: my head. I really want to try.
Speaker 3: And well that is what you and Kitlan are doing today.
Speaker 3: After they show you can go down there and actually
Speaker 3: have some goes. I want to here tomorrow. How hard
Speaker 3: is this sick? I'm but right now we're going to
Speaker 3: open up line so that the prize is huge. Just
Speaker 3: tickets to the women and men's final of the Mighty
Speaker 3: Australian Open. Very easy way to win them. Lucky line nine.
Speaker 3: Can you hear a tennis ball from outside? Karina? Up
Speaker 3: up up with what is it again?
Speaker 10: The distnse length depth and heighth.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: You've got to be to tick all five of those boxes.
Speaker 3: Do you think you could do it? Could you be
Speaker 3: the one winning your way to the women and men's
Speaker 3: final of the Australian Open.
Speaker 5: Give us a call.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, Good morning, Christian. Can you let you producer?
Speaker 5: Kadian?
Speaker 3: Though? There is a cinema in Bangkok that has beds
Speaker 3: instead of seats? Oh yeah, one of those seen one
Speaker 3: of those. Jack goes to one and it's called Club X.
Speaker 3: Very dimly little doorway goes down doors. I'm going to Bangkok,
Speaker 3: my wife to new Yard. I'm trying to take it
Speaker 3: to one of the There.
Speaker 6: Used to be a Gold Coast nightclub. I'm not sure
Speaker 6: if it's still there where instead of chairs and booths,
Speaker 6: they had beds.
Speaker 3: You're kidding? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And you so you'd sat on the bed, but had the.
Speaker 3: Sheet's been cleaned from the previous people who watch?
Speaker 6: I don't think you got under the sheets.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't remember if you got laider on a bed?
Speaker 6: Yes, laid back on a bed and then servers will
Speaker 6: come around and give you drinks.
Speaker 3: Did you want about Spinach. Does he don't come to
Speaker 3: be either.
Speaker 5: All right? The big question day.
Speaker 3: Then when this show comes back in the new year,
Speaker 3: we'll be coming back strong. Tickets to the women's and
Speaker 3: men's final of the Australian Open. Australian Open is incredible.
Speaker 3: Just even go down there and the precink, they all
Speaker 3: the drinks, the pop up bars. It's an amazing thing.
Speaker 3: I got tennis mad friends of mine in the UK
Speaker 3: when they see the big aerial shot and you obviously
Speaker 3: see all the different arenas, you've got a Melbourne Parker,
Speaker 3: then you've got the mcg as well. It really does
Speaker 3: show to well what an amazing city Melbourne is. So
Speaker 3: we've got tickets to the women's and men's finals of
Speaker 3: the Australian Open. The way you win them is by
Speaker 3: hitting a tennis ball into Key Arena from the outside.
Speaker 3: It's harder than you think. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people think, oh, if you just got to smash a
Speaker 3: tennis ball, you can easy get it quite far. We
Speaker 3: were told that you could go down and have a
Speaker 3: look round, not with balls and rackets, just to try
Speaker 3: and if you want to scope it out over the
Speaker 3: next couple of weeks while we're on a break.
Speaker 5: If you think you.
Speaker 3: Could do it, call me nine four one one O
Speaker 3: four three. Rio and Caitlin are going down after the
Speaker 3: show today to give it a go. I can't wait
Speaker 3: to hear how they get on, Richard. Do you think
Speaker 3: you could do it? Good morning, Richard, Good morning God?
Speaker 3: Here you going.
Speaker 12: I reckon, I can do it, Christian, I reckon, I
Speaker 12: can do it easily.
Speaker 3: How come it's tough with anything you got the height,
Speaker 3: the length of depth, the width of girth.
Speaker 11: No I played cricket for many years, and I coach
Speaker 11: a women's cricket team, noil, and I can hit a
Speaker 11: cricket ball country mall mate, sorry, and I can mash
Speaker 11: it tennis.
Speaker 5: So well, you're gonna bring it cricket back down.
Speaker 3: We didn't say bring what weapon? Not racket?
Speaker 5: You want?
Speaker 3: Maybe someone turned up with a golf cup, Richard, bring
Speaker 3: your back okay, yeah, good luck. Let's got a Dane here.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Dane.
Speaker 12: How are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good doing so? You reckon? You're a heavy hitache.
Speaker 5: Could you be the hot shot?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Well, I'm like Richard, you have to generate your
Speaker 12: own power when you're hitting a tennis ball. Just kind
Speaker 12: of like back in twenty fifteen, I won the Barrel
Speaker 12: Time comp at the MCD. I kicked at football seventy
Speaker 12: three meters and that's won me the comp there and
Speaker 12: I reckon, I'm looking for my next thing to win,
Speaker 12: and this is going to be it.
Speaker 5: Time to get back into the game.
Speaker 3: Nine years later, Wow, well ten years it'll be twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five.
Speaker 6: What did you win for the longest.
Speaker 12: Kick the I won five grand from my footy club
Speaker 12: and I won a trip to America and then that's
Speaker 12: when I found out there was a pathway to be
Speaker 12: a punter, and then I end up being a punter
Speaker 12: in America with me more years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's an ausy guy out there at the moment.
Speaker 6: Isn't that a lot of us going in the NFL.
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's plenty of bodies out there there, and we
Speaker 12: all learned through Nathan Chapman at Pro Kick Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw some big answering when we're talking about
Speaker 3: the Super Bowl and his track record, it's incredible. What
Speaker 3: are you thinking, Dan, you come down wat try and
Speaker 3: kick the tennis ball in.
Speaker 5: I can what they want?
Speaker 3: You know. We got Richard with his cricket, Matt, and
Speaker 3: you're just hoofing.
Speaker 5: It in with your foot.
Speaker 12: Got the long wavers six foot seven frame.
Speaker 3: You're set up right, you're right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll probably hit it over, so.
Speaker 3: You bounce it in and then it goes out the
Speaker 3: other side. Dane, you're in. We've got to have you down,
Speaker 3: all right, hot shot, Dane. Good luck. You've got about
Speaker 3: six or seven weeks to practice.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast right now. The name game as in Jack, are
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 6: Let's go?
Speaker 5: Patsy?
Speaker 3: You're always on fire? This are you ready? Could be
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Speaker 4: Do you have a name that's a pain? A name
Speaker 4: you always need to explain?
Speaker 3: Well with me? My name as in game caller.
Speaker 10: One, Good morning, surname as in Ireland New Zealand TV.
Speaker 5: You again call the two. What's your clue to your name?
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Speaker 13: Good morning, how are you today?
Speaker 5: We're good, We're good at the moment.
Speaker 3: Simon for banter, I am ployesed, I'm in the starter's block.
Speaker 3: I am banter three.
Speaker 13: Okay, I am a royal without the inn.
Speaker 3: Queen Bucky Pallace, you actually got it, Not buncky Palace.
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Speaker 13: It is written people. People can't even say it.
Speaker 6: You ever had your surname queen Queen's.
Speaker 13: And a lot of people say, no key or gear
Speaker 13: Q or even I've had COUI No, you're kidding me.
Speaker 14: People called me.
Speaker 3: That must be a nightmare.
Speaker 5: Sometimes yeah it is.
Speaker 13: It's I mean, it's unique.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely unique.
Speaker 5: Love that one. Thank you very much to give us
Speaker 5: a call.
Speaker 13: Okay, thank you, bye.
Speaker 3: Bye, coller to, good morning, Welcome to the Name Game.
Speaker 3: First name as in Soup, Campbell's Hines, Campbell's thank you
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Speaker 13: My surname as in a brand of.
Speaker 14: Whiskey, Bells, Wilds Walker, Jamison, no star Ward, no old Sweet, Scottish.
Speaker 5: Miss that I think of the bread glass egion fighting.
Speaker 6: Juice glend Nope, I thought you had it then what
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Speaker 3: Now we're we're out, We're out. What have you got?
Speaker 3: What is your name? You are?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much to give us a
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Speaker 7: Have a good day, Thank you, bye.
Speaker 5: All right, we're playing.
Speaker 3: Next Christian O'Connell show podcast, playing the name game, as
Speaker 3: in see you're still primed? Yes, Jackie boy, you're ready
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Speaker 3: to the name game.
Speaker 13: Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're good? Okay, what's your clue?
Speaker 13: So as in Santa's Little Helpers.
Speaker 1: Elves elves, that's correct.
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy didn't fancy hi anygo, he was.
Speaker 6: I thought of the dog out of as.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much you giving us a call caller
Speaker 3: to good morning, good morning, How.
Speaker 14: Are you going?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good?
Speaker 11: That's the way surname as in Supreme Court correct Peter.
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, I've got no time for bands or anyone.
Speaker 3: I've just shut down, haven't I forget? I'm actually supposed
Speaker 3: to be entertaining on the radio.
Speaker 5: I don't chat to you past, I only care if
Speaker 5: I win.
Speaker 3: I'm so need this right down my life. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 3: I've lost myself there back in the room, cool fun
Speaker 3: Christians Corner three good morning call three.
Speaker 13: Hello, My name is in a UK terms endment for
Speaker 13: a child rat.
Speaker 5: Sprague, kid, kiddy, kidder, any of those Tiger.
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Speaker 2: No scaley wag?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Are these are all negative things?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: A scamp is an affection on coming a scamp. I've
Speaker 3: got no idea sport.
Speaker 6: Puppets, poets, you're rulling on the UK's.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no posh posh people called their kids pop
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Speaker 5: Thank you for calling call of four good morning, first name.
Speaker 3: As in Thornton Chocolates. Yes, a lot of young ones
Speaker 3: don't know who she is. Yeah, I let my guard
Speaker 3: sep then by trying to be funny, and I've lost
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Speaker 5: Caller five, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Caller five good morning's first name as in the magazine.
Speaker 3: A While Politan No l g Q Esquire Gentlemen's Quarterly
Speaker 3: mad Magazine, Forum Rattle, no.
Speaker 2: Video, good housekeeping, Cleo, Dolly, No, I thought I had it?
Speaker 6: Then Ralph, Yes please, they don't make Ralph anymore?
Speaker 3: Was that on those top shelf It wasn't really called Ralph?
Speaker 6: It was Ralph? It was it was one of the
Speaker 6: softer ones that they didn't have to blur.
Speaker 5: My friends, I kept up to bed.
Speaker 3: Sorry, where were we?
Speaker 14: A hint?
Speaker 5: Hints please?
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 12: It's actually two names.
Speaker 2: Playboy.
Speaker 5: We'll go to the play my mansion. We got no idea.
Speaker 3: We'll be going around the news.
Speaker 10: Who are you Mary Claire?
Speaker 3: Well, we got to send you a prize. That is
Speaker 3: a great clue as well. Matty Claire. What a great
Speaker 3: name as well. Thank you very much to call him.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: your thirties that did that happen to you guys in
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Speaker 3: One thing, I'm pete clumsy. First, when we first get up,
Speaker 3: don't you find you're so clumsy the amount of bowls
Speaker 3: I'm smashed or it's actually dangerous me just get getting ready.
Speaker 6: Yes, when you're meant to be the quietest and when
Speaker 6: you're the most.
Speaker 3: Clumsy, that's in the house is so quiet. And the
Speaker 3: more quieter you try to be, I guess, the more
Speaker 3: tense you are. I'm concerned tripping over or trying to
Speaker 3: like fall silently.
Speaker 6: The little cushions.
Speaker 3: All right, clumsy movies, Forest Bump, Gold, Carpet Burn. After
Speaker 3: reading Gold driving Miss Upsy Daisy Gold, how much longer
Speaker 3: do you think that phrase upsy Daisy will go for?
Speaker 3: Would it still be around in fifty years. I don't
Speaker 3: know my two left feet more old Daniel Dave LUs
Speaker 3: he's not still the one. He's got two years See
Speaker 3: Karate Kid. That guy God is nimbling me. But watch
Speaker 3: out the karate skid or fall over.
Speaker 5: And X ray men.
Speaker 3: They've hurt themselves for Yeah, I was doing well. What
Speaker 3: I forget about the last one? Jack? What have you got?
Speaker 3: Clumsy movies?
Speaker 6: Spill Bill very good gold Freddy's got butterfingers.
Speaker 5: That's very good. That butterfingers an upsy Daisy gold Openheimer.
Speaker 6: No, he's a big clumsy and Missus Harris goes to pavements.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it a gold because he made
Speaker 3: me laugh hard. Missus Harris goes to pave.
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Speaker 3: Stand up for that sort of Western show today for
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Speaker 3: person's first entry, okay from Olympic gold medalist winner going
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Speaker 6: That's that's okay, that's pretty good. Here with Silvil plus.
Speaker 3: Clumsy's house. Silver, broke my back Mountain Gold, falling Nemo Silver,
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Speaker 6: Gold.
Speaker 3: That's very good word I Mick, Honey. I tripped over
Speaker 3: the kids Silver Droppenheimer Pete, well done. The Curious Case
Speaker 3: of Benjamin Butterfingers Silver one trips over the Cuckoo's nest Bronze,
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Speaker 6: Gold.
Speaker 3: I like that life are piled over your shirts. Word
Speaker 3: Michael Singing, singing, singing in the sprain Silver, cloudy, with
Speaker 3: a chance of sitting on my bulls. It happens. Sometimes,
Speaker 3: it is painful. It's a real thing, Stuart. That should
Speaker 3: be a goal. I know what you broke last summer.
Speaker 3: Silver Horton steps on a poo. We can do better
Speaker 3: than that, all right, who is winning? Stand free for
Speaker 3: a year.
Speaker 5: We'll do to.
Speaker 6: Michael for life of pie and your shirt.
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Speaker 3: actually just record a meeting. We did it this week
Speaker 3: and you'll love this. You know, sometimes producers get paranoid
Speaker 3: in radio night. Oh yeah, I said that someone else
Speaker 3: might be this might stealer idea. On this podcast, I
Speaker 3: talk about the big dream for next year. Yeah great, Yeah,
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Speaker 6: She should be manifesting, you know.
Speaker 3: Kate said, I need to speak to you after the meeting.
Speaker 3: She went, I'm very worried triple I might steal it.
Speaker 3: I dare them, I dare you triple them. Still, my
Speaker 3: idea of taking your show to London. I'll raise you there,
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Speaker 5: We won't ever do it.
Speaker 3: I was it was an idea I had for tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: Your podcast is called Is it called after the show?
Speaker 2: No, you don't even know the name it there.
Speaker 3: Forget the show, that's it. Next episode, Easter twenty twenty five.
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