Speaker 1: Lessius.
Speaker 2: Is it just real?
Speaker 3: Hosted by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, ye, delese yourself for the rude shocks of
Speaker 2: young adultsthood.
Speaker 4: Me's smellier and it's kind of fun.
Speaker 3: Just you.
Speaker 1: You feelthy unhinged bitch, honestly wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Now it is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coos hello you,
Speaker 3: hallo you, oh hello Mitchell. Hi, you're twenty seven. I know.
Speaker 1: Did you see that I put on Instagram? Is twenty
Speaker 1: seven mid twenties or late twenties, and everyone voted late.
Speaker 3: No, it's mid twenties. Twenty eight, twenty nine is late twenties.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I thought, but everyone said twenty seven.
Speaker 1: I'm officially in my late twenties. I reckon I could
Speaker 1: push it and say I'm mid to late.
Speaker 3: No, your mid twenties mid is twenty five, twenty six,
Speaker 3: twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty mid.
Speaker 1: Also, like on the other side of twenty five, twenty
Speaker 1: four and twenty three twenty four is mid.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I agree, I think I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm happy to admit that I'm in my late
Speaker 3: twenties as of I'm twenty eight at the end of
Speaker 3: the year. That'll be my late twenties.
Speaker 1: A couple of months ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll be late twenties. Oh, and I can
Speaker 3: admit it. Do you feel scary that it's you're in
Speaker 3: your mid to late twenties.
Speaker 1: Well, it's weird because the idea of turning thirty doesn't
Speaker 1: terrify me at all, but like late twenties sounds more daunting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: Like late twenties, I'm like, oh Jesus Christ, I still
Speaker 1: feel like I'm twenty one.
Speaker 3: I know. It's like someone's got an hour glass and
Speaker 3: they've just flicked it. I can see the sand trickling down.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say we're at our halfway point of a lifetime.
Speaker 3: I don't know of our twenties. Twenties is meant to
Speaker 3: be fine. We're meant to fuck around and find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm feeling myself getting older. There's little
Speaker 1: signs like the fact that at my birthday dinner last
Speaker 1: week I had three glasses of rose that would barely
Speaker 1: scrape the side.
Speaker 3: Oh shitting you. A few years ago and I felt.
Speaker 1: Out with the most revolting hangover ever, and I was
Speaker 1: trying to take it easy because I knew I had
Speaker 1: pilates the next day, and still I woke up with
Speaker 1: the most vile hangover. After three roads days, I'm none fucking.
Speaker 3: So I know I feel the same. I'm almost about
Speaker 3: to vote liberal. That's how fun I'm getting so old.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm thinking, not that I think global warming's fake.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Your birthday drinks was fun, though.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe you actually rocked up.
Speaker 3: Everyone was shot. I walked in and it was like
Speaker 3: when an intruder enters on Big Brother.
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, oh, whoa, whoa, hey, because you were
Speaker 1: literally meant to be on air. Turns out you'd pre
Speaker 1: recorded at all.
Speaker 3: Surely radio magic, I don't pre record. You were there though, No,
Speaker 3: I know, but I don't pre record for many people.
Speaker 3: I recorded a whole live show just so I could
Speaker 3: be there for you.
Speaker 1: Well, that's it's because I know you so well. You've
Speaker 1: said in the past it's actually quite a pain to
Speaker 1: pre record the radio.
Speaker 5: So it is.
Speaker 1: It's more trouble than it's worth. I'd rather just do
Speaker 1: it live. And so the fact that you went to
Speaker 1: the effort I did, I rushed through.
Speaker 3: He actually rocked upper Jenna, welcome.
Speaker 6: I wish you remembered my birthday.
Speaker 3: Jenna, drop it. I remembered you. I sent you a text.
Speaker 3: I'll leak the screenshots. I'm not afraid of you carry
Speaker 3: on this much. No, seriously, and you carry it on
Speaker 3: not to this extent, Jenna, I will leak it. I'm
Speaker 3: not afraid of your fans.
Speaker 6: Well there's a lot of them.
Speaker 3: Well you're in your early thirties, so you'd be surprised
Speaker 3: you can even text.
Speaker 6: No, I'm eighty three.
Speaker 3: True. Good call. Well Jenna was there?
Speaker 7: Yea.
Speaker 3: I made the mistake. I gave Mitchell his actual birthday present.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it on the show. I wasn't organized enough,
Speaker 3: but I knew I was going to get you something,
Speaker 3: and I got you. I spent a stupid amount of
Speaker 3: money at ASoP. I might Mitchell love this ASoP. I'm
Speaker 3: going to go and get him a beautiful skincare bundle,
Speaker 3: beautiful drain.
Speaker 1: And a considered a bit lardi.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, that was lost on me.
Speaker 1: And everyone was like, ooh, Ace, I know that's the
Speaker 1: good shit. I was like, oh, that's.
Speaker 3: My point aesop. But yeah, it's expensive. But you're a
Speaker 3: very good friend of mine, and of course I wanted
Speaker 3: to get you something nice, and you're in your mid
Speaker 3: to late twenties, you know, timers dicking. So I got
Speaker 3: you this beautiful set. I gave it to you, but
Speaker 3: I also saw it came out of like a nine
Speaker 3: dollar fidget toy pack, and I put that in there too,
Speaker 3: because you love fidget toys. You should have seen Mitch
Speaker 3: throw the ASoP out the window of the pub and
Speaker 3: open these fidget toys.
Speaker 1: The popular man, all my friends are just fidgeting at
Speaker 1: the table. It was fantastic fidget toys.
Speaker 6: Oh that was so much fun.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get a bit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a bigger tub. I've got
Speaker 1: my fidget toy tub at home on the coffee table.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get a bigger tub. Now I've
Speaker 1: got so many.
Speaker 3: Have we spoken about the fidget toy tub?
Speaker 1: Yes, only briefly. You will not that much to say.
Speaker 3: Really, you go to Mitch's house and then when you're
Speaker 3: sitting on his couch there is a tub of fidget toys.
Speaker 3: So then I saw it it came out and thought
Speaker 3: he can just rip it open and pour it in
Speaker 3: and add some new toys. There were some great, great
Speaker 3: shit in there.
Speaker 6: It was so much fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you have a good birthday?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was good. Isn't it funny that like, no matter
Speaker 1: what age you are, there is a small party that.
Speaker 5: Goes, oh it's over. Oh yeah, it's over.
Speaker 1: But I'm just stretching it out. It's my birthday week.
Speaker 1: Oh my logic is that so long as those flowers
Speaker 1: you've got me are still alive, it's still my fucking
Speaker 1: birth You can still celebrate.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 1: Starting to drop down a little bit, but they're clinging
Speaker 1: on for deer.
Speaker 3: They are pumped with pink, yellow, and blue food ties,
Speaker 3: so I don't expect them to last very long at all.
Speaker 1: By the way, can I just tell you that, you
Speaker 1: know how last week Sean was on and I left
Speaker 1: the studio so he could tell you what my birthday
Speaker 1: present was going to be? You did yet, And I
Speaker 1: wasn't allowed to listen to it when I was editing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So now that I've got the present, I listened back,
Speaker 1: and I just don't feel that he did justice. How
Speaker 1: excited I would be by this present. He just said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting him green merch from the Polarate Studio. That
Speaker 1: does not sum up how fucking excited I was when
Speaker 1: I opened it, because I've been going to that same
Speaker 1: Polaatee studio twice a week since January and they've got
Speaker 1: a little merch sand and every week I go, fuck,
Speaker 1: that jump is cute. God, I really want that. I'm
Speaker 1: going to get that one day. But usually after class
Speaker 1: I'm ready for a nap. I'm like, not today, I'll
Speaker 1: get it another time. Oh it's not even winter yet,
Speaker 1: and so I've been I'm this jumper off and wearing it.
Speaker 1: Now is it? And I took Sean to a yoga
Speaker 1: class with me not long ago, and again I just
Speaker 1: mentioned in passing how kutes that jump? I really want it?
Speaker 1: Open my present, and it got it for.
Speaker 5: My God.
Speaker 1: I love it when men listen and demonstrate that they've listened.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a lovely time to have an apartner
Speaker 3: listening is.
Speaker 1: But the other thing is, Mum got me a voucher
Speaker 1: for the Polarate studio. And that's when I thought I
Speaker 1: might just fucking instead of my tuition, I'll use the
Speaker 1: voucher on the jumper.
Speaker 5: Thank god I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was going to get it this week, good shaw
Speaker 1: and beat me to it excited. When I was coming
Speaker 1: into the building today, someone in reception goes, you're a
Speaker 1: Scout girl as well, so it's like a badge of honor.
Speaker 5: You're a Scout girl.
Speaker 3: Is that the name of the studio?
Speaker 1: Yes, Scout Pilarates and really, and they've got like one
Speaker 1: hundred club. If you do one hundred classes you get
Speaker 1: a free bit of merche. I'm getting fucking close, so
Speaker 1: I'll be able to add to my collection.
Speaker 3: Two classes a week since January. You'll be well on
Speaker 3: your way.
Speaker 1: It tells me, hang on, let me say hundred club.
Speaker 1: And there's the two hundred club.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what do you get for that?
Speaker 5: Can't I'd prefer the man hundred club.
Speaker 3: You get to fuck Becky.
Speaker 1: Tell me how many I've done? Is there an app
Speaker 1: for the fifty seven?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 5: I'm past the halfway point.
Speaker 3: Well done. Well, I'm glad you had a lovely birthday, Mitchell.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Did you get lovely messages from me?
Speaker 5: Of course?
Speaker 1: And I didn't want to like be that asshole that
Speaker 1: just does a blanket thanks everyone for your messages. I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I'm going to actually heart react to
Speaker 1: them all at the very fucking LEAs is a heart
Speaker 1: react and that's you know, yeah, that's nice because they
Speaker 1: were gorgeous and people remember it.
Speaker 3: They know, including us, and that is done, and Dustill,
Speaker 3: let's move on. Please, Hey, it's your first time listening,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. Is it just me? Every week
Speaker 3: we start the show the same way. Something we've noticed,
Speaker 3: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 3: don't know Mitch's. We call them midgems. Mine is a
Speaker 3: fleeting thought, something silly, dumb.
Speaker 1: I would probably put mine in the same category.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good weeks. Though we always get the most out
Speaker 3: of the durn one, sometimes we overthink them.
Speaker 1: Also, we should mention that we've got Reeth Nicholson on
Speaker 1: the show today.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you'll be caught up with rees I
Speaker 3: forget about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll bring that to you a little bit later on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, lots of fun. We love Reese's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Aussie comedian. They've been on the show before. They're
Speaker 3: also a judge that.
Speaker 1: Boom though I have a feeling it might have even
Speaker 1: been during Melbourne lockdown.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: I had never spoken to Wreith's face to face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first time, it was very fun. It's all ahead
Speaker 3: of Drag Race down Under season three, premiering on stand
Speaker 3: this weekend. So by the time this episode's out, you
Speaker 3: can listen to this interview with Reese and go and
Speaker 3: watch the premiere. But we had a great, a great
Speaker 3: chat with ree so that'll come later in the show. First,
Speaker 3: of course, you better kick off with your d jim
Speaker 3: Mine's kind of nothing. Well, mind's nothing either, so we'll
Speaker 3: out nothing each other. H Is it just me? Is
Speaker 3: there nothing worse than wasting a good outfit on a
Speaker 3: boring day?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, you do have to be careful about that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so bad when you curate everything from the
Speaker 3: sock to the pants, to the shirt to the jacket,
Speaker 3: and the hair's on point, the skin's glowing and you
Speaker 3: look gorgeous, but it's a boring day. Yeah, Oh, it
Speaker 3: ruins my soul.
Speaker 1: Having said that, sometimes I sort of road test outfits
Speaker 1: just when I'm at home alone, because it does give
Speaker 1: you a pep in the step if you're going about
Speaker 1: your day and you think, oh fuck, I look good today. Yes,
Speaker 1: And so sometimes I get dulled up for no one
Speaker 1: but it's also to check if I actually like an outfit. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, it looks better in your head. One hand,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, i've got this thing plan for Saturday,
Speaker 1: I'll wear X y Z. On Tuesday, I'll double check
Speaker 1: that it actually looks good.
Speaker 3: And sometimes see I've started doing that, I think because
Speaker 3: I'm sort of like I'm trying to in my new
Speaker 3: single area. I'm trying to go out more. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to look a bit better, take pride in how I look.
Speaker 3: I'm planning things out, so I now think in the shower,
Speaker 3: I will think of an outfit, whereas before I would
Speaker 3: just open my wardrobe and go, what can I put on?
Speaker 3: What works? But now I'm thinking ahead. Like today, I
Speaker 3: bought a singlet because I know we've got the Drag
Speaker 3: Race premiere and.
Speaker 1: Oh no, God, no, no, no, Jenna, Well it's the winter,
Speaker 1: the start of Jenny. He could catch his death. Thank you,
Speaker 1: let's be hating.
Speaker 3: Okay, look me in the eyes. Would I look good
Speaker 3: in a silence? You didn't even let me finish the
Speaker 3: sentence because you knew you'd have to say, yes, do
Speaker 3: you think i'd look good in a singler?
Speaker 5: Of course? No, I would not look like get the
Speaker 5: guns out.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 6: I actually think.
Speaker 1: You woulds they're super doopers.
Speaker 3: Okay, so my.
Speaker 5: Plan it's a very lean.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm a fucking I'm the miloed tube
Speaker 3: of ice cream my arms are you know the greenspoon
Speaker 3: that you get when they changed that to wood That
Speaker 3: pissed me, right anyway, I digress. I want to wear
Speaker 3: you know that look where you wear a single and
Speaker 3: it's a low cut, very gay, and then you wear
Speaker 3: like the chains, but then you also wear a button
Speaker 3: up over the top. Oh yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's gay and I've really got to, you know,
Speaker 3: pick up now these days I have to benchpin drilled
Speaker 3: into me.
Speaker 1: Have you still got one of our sing let's, because
Speaker 1: remember we did that merch a while ago, and not
Speaker 1: a singlet. It's like the tank top where it's kind of.
Speaker 5: Just a sleeveless shirt.
Speaker 3: That's a good ideas, not.
Speaker 1: A thinglet where it's got those thin little straps throound
Speaker 1: your neck.
Speaker 3: When I moved out of home, I found all my
Speaker 3: old merch jumpers, all the tea towels, and they're in
Speaker 3: a box. So I could wear that You're right, that'd
Speaker 3: be cute.
Speaker 1: And we aren't there representing the show but actual and
Speaker 1: well know he re spoke to you during remember yeah, Hi,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I've planned out an outfit for Friday night
Speaker 1: and I tried it on today and I've never tried
Speaker 1: I've never pre tried on an outfit in my life.
Speaker 1: It's just efficiency.
Speaker 3: It changes the game. Do a pre try on, guys,
Speaker 3: try before you wear, because if it doesn't work, then
Speaker 3: you don't freak out.
Speaker 5: Exactly, same as all.
Speaker 1: There is nothing more successful than thinking that a certain
Speaker 1: outfit is going to be great and then you don't
Speaker 1: actually like it. It's not comfortable, there's a stay in
Speaker 1: or something, and then I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I swear.
Speaker 1: My body temperature rises so much when I'm getting ready.
Speaker 1: Some is the worst.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I put on my skin care and then I
Speaker 3: just sweat it out. Yes, exactly, a waste of fucking
Speaker 3: retino getting dressed.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the same energy as making your bed. You
Speaker 1: don't realize how fucking exhausted and how sweaty it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Yes, I completely agree.
Speaker 1: Changing the bloody fitted sheet on the bed, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's the whole workout so much.
Speaker 3: Are you puffed and huffed and puffed after sex? Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Not really actually, although fuck me dead, I'm not oversharing
Speaker 1: too much. Sometimes because Sean's place doesn't have air con
Speaker 1: sometimes in summer, oh my god, it's like a slip
Speaker 1: and slide in that bed.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, I can imagine.
Speaker 5: But I don't mind it.
Speaker 3: That's kind of half the fun. But I will mean after,
Speaker 3: like sometimes after I just have to lie there and
Speaker 3: just like sometimes after I masturbate, I just lie there
Speaker 3: and go, I just need five minutes. That's fine to
Speaker 3: a climb ties. Yeah, and Jenny's agreeing. She's nodding her
Speaker 3: head or she just said same. She just mount. Also,
Speaker 3: speaking of outfits, I'm going to the Logis this weekend.
Speaker 3: Do you want to see little sneak pick of my outfit? Yes,
Speaker 3: I'll show you, okay, JENNI, Yes, I will say. This
Speaker 3: is the gayest outfit I've ever worn in my life.
Speaker 3: It's so gay, Mitchell. You can look first, it's not bad.
Speaker 1: But it is definitely fabulous.
Speaker 3: Mitchell. Let me just zoom in on the I can
Speaker 3: see it on the four kilos of pearls.
Speaker 5: I can see it. Look at that can I see,
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 3: Do you like it? Yeah, I'm not where. I'm wearing
Speaker 3: a button off underneath, haven't put them on.
Speaker 1: It's powder blue with pearls scattered. It's like you've got
Speaker 1: really big dan druff.
Speaker 6: It reminds me like little nas X.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That's why I don't have the same wretch.
Speaker 3: I don't have big Nars X. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Little Nars XL.
Speaker 2: Sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3: Big Nars XL. Oh that's stupid, all right, still snoop
Speaker 3: elean to your face. I couldn't think of another big
Speaker 3: cow oh fuck off? Oh god? All right, Well that's mine.
Speaker 3: You are already for yours?
Speaker 1: Yes I am, let's go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you remember being really fucked off when people stopped
Speaker 1: referring to the year as two thousand end and started
Speaker 1: saying twenty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I feel it's very American to say
Speaker 3: two thousand and nine.
Speaker 5: Well that's what it was.
Speaker 1: And I remember being really pissed off when people stopped
Speaker 1: saying two thousand and nine, twenty ten, twenty eleven, I
Speaker 1: started saying twenty eleven, twenty twelve. But I can't remember
Speaker 1: at what point we all made the switch.
Speaker 3: We definitely did because I my memory.
Speaker 5: Twenty eleven, everyone said twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and eleven. Yeah, twenty ten was twenty ten?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I graduated in twenty ten.
Speaker 1: And we did everyone refer to what its class to
Speaker 1: twenty ten? Yes, see that sounds better to me twenty ten,
Speaker 1: But I reckon it was around twenty ten that a
Speaker 1: few people started saying twenty ten, and I remember being
Speaker 1: so annoyed. Yeah, I competed, like, no, that's incorrect. Who decides?
Speaker 1: Why did everyone just start saying it?
Speaker 3: To be honest, it sounds better twenty twelve, twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3: I think it sounds nicer twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: But then what about twenty and thirteen? That sounds correct
Speaker 1: to make too. I think we all said twenty and thirteen,
Speaker 1: didn't we?
Speaker 3: Did you graduate twenty thirteen? No? Twousand and thirty. I
Speaker 3: want to say a twenty thirteen?
Speaker 5: Yees?
Speaker 3: Was it twenty thirteen?
Speaker 5: Is it twenty fourteen? Is that the cutoff?
Speaker 3: See? Twenty fourteen sounds like a twenty fourteen? Twenty four
Speaker 3: I don't remember saying twenty fourteen. Oh no, I was.
Speaker 1: Class at twenty fourteen because I'm way younger than you
Speaker 1: and I remember being twenty fourteen. Twenty fourteen doesn't ring any.
Speaker 7: Bells, yeah, because I feel it sounds right thirteen but
Speaker 7: twenty fourteen incorrect.
Speaker 5: Wrong.
Speaker 1: But there was a few years where everyone flip flopped
Speaker 1: and now it's just twenty whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's the Americanization of Australia, to be honest,
Speaker 3: I think we've just copied the Yanks.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: I remember? Remember that disaster movie because everyone thought the
Speaker 1: world was going to end in twenty twelve, Yes, and
Speaker 1: there was a disaster movie just called twenty twelve. I
Speaker 1: remember being so excited for that movie to come out,
Speaker 1: and they'd hyped it since twenty ten. Yes, and then
Speaker 1: by the time it came around, everyone's calling it the
Speaker 1: movie twenty twelve.
Speaker 5: I was like, no, it's twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I read it must have been around that
Speaker 1: time that everyone started saying twenty twelve, and I was
Speaker 1: so pissed off. I was like, stop saying that everyone,
Speaker 1: that's not it.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't make sense. In the nineteen hundreds that
Speaker 3: didn't go nineteen thousand and one. Yeah, you're right, it
Speaker 3: would be nineteen oh one. So technically that ten year
Speaker 3: what happened in that ten year period. I know, to
Speaker 3: make us go at the end, but nine to eleven,
Speaker 3: two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't have sounded right if we all said, oh,
Speaker 1: the year is twenty oh one. That sounds like you're
Speaker 1: in twenty four hour time and I can tell me
Speaker 1: where to meet you at the military base.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe in twenty one. What else do we do
Speaker 3: it in? When else do we add? And never? Like,
Speaker 3: it just seems odd that we've put it in there.
Speaker 5: It just sounds better.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing in like a formal setting, or maybe you're
Speaker 1: watching the news. Yeah, good morning. It is the twentieth
Speaker 1: of June two thousand and one. That sounds better than
Speaker 1: twenty oh one.
Speaker 3: So true it does. Who decides this is? Is there
Speaker 3: a governing body?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just switched And like I said, I remember being
Speaker 1: really pissed off.
Speaker 3: All right, So do you want to bring it back
Speaker 3: or you're happy to end it? You're happy to be
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we can't bring it back now. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so way too many syllables. Twenty and twenty three. I
Speaker 1: felt like that took me ten minutes to say.
Speaker 3: That words twenty twenty three, don't even.
Speaker 1: Get me started. And when we get to twenty and
Speaker 1: twenty seven, too much.
Speaker 3: Too many syllables, its a lot, and that's also giving
Speaker 3: our show way too much credit even bring back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if I said, yes, I'm putting my foot down,
Speaker 1: stop it?
Speaker 5: Everyone all right?
Speaker 3: Everyone saying, and we've got that kind of power, And
Speaker 3: who's like, like, we're going to start putting it into
Speaker 3: time as well? What time is it?
Speaker 1: The time is three and twenty three pm?
Speaker 3: No, No, three and twenty and three, yeah, and twenty
Speaker 3: three pm.
Speaker 1: Going forward, we shall henceforth refer to time that way
Speaker 1: because I fucking said.
Speaker 5: All right, I hear so tonight on air.
Speaker 3: On air, welcome to the show. It's seven o'clock and
Speaker 3: no minutes.
Speaker 1: That's terrible seven and two, No.
Speaker 3: Seven and nil it's seven seven and nil seven and
Speaker 3: no seven and not. Is it just me? That's enough
Speaker 3: of these two? Now let's hear and is it just you? Okay,
Speaker 3: let's do it? Is it just you? Mitch? And I've
Speaker 3: done ours? Now it's your chance to have a save
Speaker 3: your own something that you have noticed you hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: Messages on the DMS.
Speaker 1: A couple of miches. Have you'd just forgotten every every
Speaker 1: key details.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to throw to you, and then
Speaker 3: Jenna can speak if you want. What how else can
Speaker 3: they get in touch? Jenna?
Speaker 1: Am I really the only one that knows the number?
Speaker 1: That's fine? Nine two.
Speaker 3: Getting a lot of text at the moment, but keep
Speaker 3: them coming people. We can also receive photos. Now I
Speaker 3: hadn't had eye message switched on, so I was just
Speaker 3: getting green, but now I'm getting blue, so you can
Speaker 3: send us pickies. Today we have Kayla from w A Hi, Kayla.
Speaker 7: Hello, how are you going?
Speaker 5: Taylor from manjum Up?
Speaker 3: Specifically manjum Up mandum up. That sounds like some sort
Speaker 3: of spelling Harry Potter that did well. Where's man small town?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So small town was on the southwest more east.
Speaker 5: Of w A O.
Speaker 1: When I google Manadama, the top Google search is just
Speaker 1: is man them up worth visiting? And they don't give
Speaker 1: a clear answer on Google.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely not.
Speaker 5: You don't reckon.
Speaker 4: No, I just came here for my grad program as
Speaker 4: I'm doing my nursing all right, and sort of loved
Speaker 4: it randomly, but it's really close to all like you
Speaker 4: you're an hour and a half away from basically everything,
Speaker 4: like different beaches and different other towns, so it's actually
Speaker 4: quite good to be sort.
Speaker 3: Of in the middle.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So you're not originally from there, No, I'm originally from Perth.
Speaker 5: All right, so this is out bush for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very isolated.
Speaker 5: You'd be used to it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is actually considering, but this is even worse.
Speaker 3: I've been to wa ever per in my whole life.
Speaker 7: I would recommend it is quite a good holiday if
Speaker 7: you if you're down for it.
Speaker 5: Well, look, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel that in twenty twenty three, you don't
Speaker 1: know if it's man or them. Jim up, but we'll see.
Speaker 3: It's not her. Jim up. All right, Well let's get
Speaker 3: your easy just you onie ready? Yes, all right? Hit us?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Does it really piss you off when you're just driving
Speaker 7: in a straight line and someone's putting their indicator on
Speaker 7: and they don't fucking turn.
Speaker 5: Oh it was in like that it's left on by accident, yeah, or.
Speaker 7: Like they're intending they've put it on too early and
Speaker 7: that you just keep traveling and traveling behind them, waiting
Speaker 7: for them just to turn and they.
Speaker 1: Never do, and there's no real way to communicate with
Speaker 1: them and say, hey, by the way, you've accidentally left
Speaker 1: your indicator on.
Speaker 5: You can't beat the horn.
Speaker 1: That's way too fucking aggressive.
Speaker 7: And if you if you flash your lights, they then
Speaker 7: stop and go slower and you've just wasted more of
Speaker 7: your time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they think it's an emergency.
Speaker 3: Just drive around them. You're in a country town. Just
Speaker 3: don't let it up.
Speaker 7: See you our country towns, there's not very many overtaking lanes,
Speaker 7: so you end up stuck behind all the oldies that
Speaker 7: are just doing their Sunday driving at like sixty and
Speaker 7: one hundred and ten, and it's like, fucking move.
Speaker 1: They're probably a fucking caravan. It's where so they're in
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 7: You've got road trains and that coming the other way,
Speaker 7: so you don't really have many gaps where you can
Speaker 7: take over, so you just have to sit there.
Speaker 3: And what is a road train.
Speaker 5: It's like a fucking track.
Speaker 7: So yeah, it's like it's a huge truck that has
Speaker 7: like lots of different carriages on it, So like a train,
Speaker 7: but a truck on the road.
Speaker 3: It's perilous out there in the country. Make sure you'd
Speaker 3: know about it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was the worst where I grew up because
Speaker 1: during harvest, when all the road trains are taking the
Speaker 1: grain from the paddocks into town to be dropped off,
Speaker 1: the grain would sort of spill off the side of
Speaker 1: the truck, so they'd be grain on the road, and
Speaker 1: then these fat fucking birds would come along to pick
Speaker 1: up the grain, and if you came driving, they wouldn't move.
Speaker 1: So a lot of dead birds on the road during
Speaker 1: harvest time because they were just trying to eat the
Speaker 1: remnants of the grain.
Speaker 3: That's terrific.
Speaker 7: The amount of accidents that you just see happen from
Speaker 7: people just doing the stupidest ship.
Speaker 3: It's astounding life in mansim Up.
Speaker 7: And then they come back to the hospital and I.
Speaker 3: Do with and you're they're working with it. You can't
Speaker 3: escape it. No, oh my god, someone who's had severe
Speaker 3: car crash injuries. You go, well, you shouldn't ad to
Speaker 3: blink your own for an hour. You're dicking it.
Speaker 7: I'm not looking after you anymore.
Speaker 3: Fix your own broken fibia. I just googled it. Manjumup
Speaker 3: is next to Dingup, which is next to baller Up,
Speaker 3: which is next to Pulgar Up, which is also next
Speaker 3: to Wolger Up.
Speaker 5: Are you making this up?
Speaker 3: No? Jo? Yes? What the fuck is wrong with you all?
Speaker 7: There's so many.
Speaker 3: Ups I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: But then it's also just a hop, skip and a
Speaker 1: jump away from Diamond Tree. Doesn't that sound pleasant?
Speaker 3: Wow? And it's also next to next to Sunnyside, so that.
Speaker 7: Diamond Tree it used to be back in the day.
Speaker 7: Because of all the trees, they have a really high
Speaker 7: like a like a security guard thing, really like higher
Speaker 7: than the trees, so that when there was bushfires, they
Speaker 7: could spot them and tell the fieries to go to
Speaker 7: that exact location.
Speaker 3: I'm not following. Yeah, I don't understand how that works.
Speaker 5: I'm picturing a treehouse.
Speaker 3: Yah.
Speaker 7: Basically yeah, basically a treehouse, but taller than the trees.
Speaker 7: They've built it up higher so that they could fires
Speaker 7: from a distance.
Speaker 1: What about that one called Nana?
Speaker 3: Hey, mummy's Nana. I want to bring her a cup
Speaker 3: and a big.
Speaker 2: The timber path looks fun, does it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: It has a really long slide on it, so that's
Speaker 7: one of the main attractions.
Speaker 3: Fly Fly you country. People start with the freight train and.
Speaker 5: What do you call that?
Speaker 1: A flippery dip? What's a slide?
Speaker 3: Slide?
Speaker 1: About three times?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I heard slides and I was very lost. Ship
Speaker 3: there's another up paribler up. I'm not joking.
Speaker 5: These sounds like power up. It's just a bit further
Speaker 5: power up.
Speaker 3: Hey, honey, I want to go on the weekend. Let's
Speaker 3: go to tire up slide that would burn your ass cheeks,
Speaker 3: could burn.
Speaker 7: The whole way down and then you get really bad study.
Speaker 7: Can you just end up being electrocuted?
Speaker 3: Did you hear about flooding in w a Metch a
Speaker 3: couple of months ago? It really affected fuck her up terribly.
Speaker 1: I was really tightly on the weekend and I said,
Speaker 1: sean sticker up, Oh my oh, I can't never mind.
Speaker 1: I thought that'd be better.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for thank you for the call, Kayler,
Speaker 3: And yeah, just stop blinkering, guys, please.
Speaker 7: We'll have to try.
Speaker 3: DMG, do you reckon?
Speaker 1: It's like a little bit insane for someone to not notice.
Speaker 5: No, no, not notice. It makes a noise, it makes
Speaker 5: I can't hear it.
Speaker 3: I agree. I'm driving my dad's car at the moment,
Speaker 3: which is European, and it's the blinker is like it's
Speaker 3: a slight whispery you can getting my fucking eye on
Speaker 3: die and it's like, is.
Speaker 1: There like volun him on the indicator?
Speaker 5: Is a good turn it?
Speaker 3: Maybe? Okay, no more, no more.
Speaker 5: That was a good one.
Speaker 3: No more message, Kayla, Jenna, Kayla, and get as a prize,
Speaker 3: no worries.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: We love you, thanks, we love you.
Speaker 6: I just can't get over this slide.
Speaker 1: I I'm sure I can anyway, Like we said before,
Speaker 1: if you want to jump on the phone for and
Speaker 1: is it just you, just send us a message a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes so we can send a text yes
Speaker 1: over one two seven one two o nine two, or
Speaker 1: save it for talkback teams live which is in a
Speaker 1: few weeks.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, August twelve at five.
Speaker 1: Pm Saturday, are they so make sure you're in the
Speaker 1: Facebook group and during idiots it'll be Facebook Live.
Speaker 3: Hit us up.
Speaker 6: Why didn't you play the sound.
Speaker 3: Effect because Jenna, it's automated and Mitch was whispering, I
Speaker 3: don't press a button.
Speaker 5: Four one two?
Speaker 1: Is it like my seria? I have to talk in
Speaker 1: an American accent for it to underste me. Oh four
Speaker 1: one two seven one two oh nine two.
Speaker 3: Here we go, there we go. I was boiling my
Speaker 3: eggs this morning and I said, hey, Siries, start a
Speaker 3: timer for seven minutes, and she heard seventeen. So I
Speaker 3: forgot and my eggs were fucking ransom that you know,
Speaker 3: when the goes gray. So upset. I just want to
Speaker 3: make protein, fucking Siri.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Look, should we get Reese on now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. That was a fun chat with Reese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Mitch and I we're lucky enough to have
Speaker 1: Reese visitors right here in the studio, face to face,
Speaker 1: which was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenna was busy once again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, she only sometimes turns up and sometimes
Speaker 1: there's not.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we caught up with the wonderful Rees Nicholson.
Speaker 1: Roll it, bitch, so lovely and laughable Reese Nickelson, all.
Speaker 3: Right ahead of the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race down
Speaker 3: Under Season three, on Stand exclusively this weekend. The one
Speaker 3: and only judge extraordinaire. They've been on the show many times,
Speaker 3: a world renowned comedian, but one time, I know you
Speaker 3: feel like twice.
Speaker 5: Now I'm glad you're sharing your feelings. Look time, if
Speaker 5: you're an idiot, it's countless time.
Speaker 3: Correct, we do our research here at this show.
Speaker 5: Oh, I love being on a commercial network where they
Speaker 5: can play noises like Found Effects. I'll try and stop him. Honestly,
Speaker 5: it's very annoying.
Speaker 3: I'll be in federal prison one day because the amount
Speaker 3: of uncopy written music that I play.
Speaker 5: And also all the other stuff.
Speaker 3: But yes, yeah, I'm great to have you.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. It feels very nice to be had.
Speaker 3: How very exciting. So the premiere will have aired by
Speaker 3: the time this.
Speaker 1: Is our I'm assuming so because this comes out Sunday night.
Speaker 5: But unless we break the internet, all the stand programming
Speaker 5: just makes the Internet freak out and it goes down,
Speaker 5: and then we have to just send it out on
Speaker 5: video casettes. That's how we show it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine that's if they had a box set of
Speaker 1: Drag Race down under like ty Town, you have to
Speaker 1: switch it to another place.
Speaker 5: Well that is kind of what Netflix was for a while.
Speaker 5: But literally just sending out stuff.
Speaker 3: Where would they that's right, Where would the prompt be
Speaker 3: like to switch cassettes? Would it be like it's time
Speaker 3: like sash day away then when it cut or.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that would be. Yeah, that would be
Speaker 5: the way to do it. And you're keeping people moving.
Speaker 3: Yes, at the deliberations. Yeah, and then it should cut
Speaker 3: switch VHS tape.
Speaker 5: Do you remember, and this is such a thing of
Speaker 5: maybe around our generations of kids when plasma screens came
Speaker 5: out and there was a big fear from our mums
Speaker 5: and dads that maybe the loading screen on a DVD
Speaker 5: might burn into the screen. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well that's why they made it move right. It wouldn't
Speaker 3: burn it. It bounced around.
Speaker 1: I did a prank once where I printed off the
Speaker 1: Channel nine logo and stuck it at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the screen and then turned the TV off because my
Speaker 1: brother was watching cricket, and I said.
Speaker 5: Look what you've fucking done.
Speaker 1: We just can't have cricket in the house. It's dangerous.
Speaker 3: She did Jane fall for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that she was furious.
Speaker 5: I just didn't want any more fucking cricket in the house.
Speaker 3: I'm such a TV ner that I used to watch
Speaker 3: David Letterman, The Late Show with Dan on Channel.
Speaker 5: Ten after the New No, before the news. It was
Speaker 5: before the New Oh it changed, that wasn't on at all.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it would be like os aerobic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd bump it anyway. You could see the CBS
Speaker 3: logo in the corner, but then they just like botch
Speaker 3: the Channel ten transparent logo over it, and it was
Speaker 3: so confusing for my brain because I didn't get that
Speaker 3: it was being sold and bought and whatever. But I
Speaker 3: love the doubling up of the logos.
Speaker 5: A classic classic Channel ten as well. I love Channel
Speaker 5: ten I do work on not as much as stand
Speaker 5: sam programming a wonderful place, but just yeah, understand so
Speaker 5: much of their late night programming in our era was
Speaker 5: just like just here's futon totally.
Speaker 3: I got none of the references treat.
Speaker 1: Yourself judge duty again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well okay, so we should ask season three,
Speaker 3: are there any changes? Is it? Is it just you
Speaker 3: rue Michelle.
Speaker 5: Because and it's the same Queens as last year as well.
Speaker 5: We're just keeping it exactly the same. We're just letting
Speaker 5: theither one and season two were just duking it out.
Speaker 5: We're doing our own all stuff and went.
Speaker 3: Rewounded and real love Spanky Jackson. Bring her back.
Speaker 5: She really does. The greatest gift this year has for me,
Speaker 5: at least I'm speaking selfishly, is we've had guest judges before,
Speaker 5: but it was always under kind of even season two
Speaker 5: with a little bit kind of COVID. There was a
Speaker 5: bit of a flu going around for a while. I
Speaker 5: don't know if you remember, but we get like guest judges.
Speaker 5: We get to sit and I get to turn to
Speaker 5: the left and there's someone there, and it's quite nice
Speaker 5: because it gives my eyes a rest from the beauty
Speaker 5: that radiates off RuPaul to my right. Yeah, sometimes you
Speaker 5: can't stare. It's gotten to the point where I and
Speaker 5: I'm not making this up, I stare at Ruth so
Speaker 5: much when we're in between shots that she has begun
Speaker 5: just being like having to look at me and go
Speaker 5: stop staring at me.
Speaker 1: And it's very strange.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great, but no, like, and it's wild for
Speaker 5: me because I still don't you know, I have this
Speaker 5: job and I for two or three weeks of the year,
Speaker 5: I get to go and be in drag race. But
Speaker 5: the rest of my life isn't that life. And so
Speaker 5: we get probably you know, Adam Lambert was there, and
Speaker 5: that was the day that Aj from the Backstreet Boys,
Speaker 5: who spoiler alert, I'm very sorry to break it to you,
Speaker 5: was not in the show, but he just came to
Speaker 5: visit the set because him and Rue know each other really,
Speaker 5: and then I was stuck in a stuck as a
Speaker 5: strong word. But Michelle Rue, AJ from the Backstreet Boys
Speaker 5: and Adam Lambert were all just chatting and I was
Speaker 5: also there and they was it.
Speaker 1: That awkward thing to be like, Hi, well I don't
Speaker 1: have a helicopter.
Speaker 5: To talk about, no, And so then literally we're talking
Speaker 5: about like we were talking about the Great Barrier Reef
Speaker 5: and I was saying I thought of it, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: like buying a bit and you know, just snapping a
Speaker 5: bit off and eating it. But the saying like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I didn't know. I was just trying to make conversations.
Speaker 5: I said, yeah, I'm such an idiot. I didn't realize
Speaker 5: how far out the Great Barrier Reef is. I thought
Speaker 5: it was like pretty close. And Rue said, well, you
Speaker 5: can just kind of get a helicopter out there, I think,
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh yes, and.
Speaker 3: They all chuckled.
Speaker 5: I teased her and they're like, oh yeah, helicops And
Speaker 5: they all started talking about the helicopters like all right, no,
Speaker 5: And then we all went to the Backstreet Boys together, Wow, yeah,
Speaker 5: because they were touring. Was it still in New Zealand
Speaker 5: the film?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, in Auckland Barks arena.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, we'll talk about the filming. You
Speaker 3: saw the Backstreet Boys with RuPaul?
Speaker 5: Yes, me and Michelle Rue, Tom one of the producers
Speaker 5: there in one of the producers sat together and watched
Speaker 5: the Backstreet Boys. Wow, what a time. It was pretty wild.
Speaker 3: What's Rue like in that situation outside of the show
Speaker 3: not being taped?
Speaker 5: Loved it, like and played. You know, there's this whole thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you, but like he talks about
Speaker 5: dirty charades a lot, like hees we played while waiting
Speaker 5: and because he's quite anonymous, like he wears quite a
Speaker 5: lovely tracksuit, but a track fuit out in the world
Speaker 5: and have the mask on. And so no one and
Speaker 5: we were out in the front of an arena waiting
Speaker 5: to go into the Backstreet Boys playing dirty charades. No
Speaker 5: one's any of the wife only I know, like Michelle's
Speaker 5: getting recognized a lot. I'm getting recognized a little bit.
Speaker 5: There's RuPaul. Now they have no idea who that is. Wow,
Speaker 5: it's incredible, Like because she you know, she covers up
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you mean like a COVID mask? Is that what
Speaker 1: you're man?
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, no, she wears a full latex mask, masks from
Speaker 5: Hot Dollar. Yeah yeah, yeah, wait, So what's dirty charades?
Speaker 1: It's like, I'll be.
Speaker 5: Honest, I've never quite understood the rules, and I don't
Speaker 5: arc up very often we play. Of course, we play
Speaker 5: a lot where I think it's you you make up
Speaker 5: a dirty title. It's like remember when Twitter used to
Speaker 5: be like change a movie title with one word and
Speaker 5: make it dirty type of thing. You do that, But
Speaker 5: then so we have to guess the charade, like the
Speaker 5: dirty yeah yep, yeah, and but I've never I think
Speaker 5: that's what it is instead of like na by the titties.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, just like that or just fucked by
Speaker 1: the dozen, cheaper by the titties.
Speaker 3: Fed both, That's what I mean. I don't get the game,
Speaker 3: neither do you read.
Speaker 1: I can make things sound dirty, but I currently do
Speaker 1: the charade. I couldn't I sucked by the dozen.
Speaker 3: I really want to see that. I think I did enough.
Speaker 1: About my weekend.
Speaker 5: Watching YouTube race for that joke.
Speaker 3: I know, I know we will fight after the show.
Speaker 1: This is very juvenile, a little little bit dirty of me.
Speaker 1: But we've been talking a lot about fuck Mary kill
Speaker 1: that game. Yeah, the.
Speaker 5: Hypothetical life break.
Speaker 3: You hope we're a game when you kill someone in
Speaker 3: real life. Or Mitch was worried.
Speaker 1: He had this paranoia that people had played fu Mary
Speaker 1: Keill behind his back and he'd gotten killed all these times.
Speaker 3: It's my deep insecurity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's southing we've be chatting about it being
Speaker 1: in fact a lot too probably, Yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I'm newly single, so I was in my Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was what you really wanted with a marry Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I wanted. Yes, Mitch, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, fuck Mary, kill the drag
Speaker 1: rates down undercast. But there's Rue, Michelle and then Spanky
Speaker 1: Jackson from last year.
Speaker 3: That'll do nice.
Speaker 5: There you go, im I and Ruth will I would assume,
Speaker 5: so keeps that tight. Yeah, George is probably in there,
Speaker 5: and that's about. That's about it. Really. Then I guess
Speaker 5: I got to marry Rue. I'm sorry, Michelle, I'm probably
Speaker 5: going to kill you.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: No, actually no, I reverse. I mean, but you've got
Speaker 5: a fuck banky, Yeah, of course you do. Actually, it's
Speaker 5: going to be a night you will never forget. You'd
Speaker 5: want to, but you wouldn't be able.
Speaker 1: To know, so you fuck be fucked by Thank you.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: Actually, marry Mary Michelle.
Speaker 3: And you'd kill RuPaul.
Speaker 5: It'd be a story.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 5: And then I'm married to I feel that would be
Speaker 5: a story too, Like they're all in happy marriages. True,
Speaker 5: but Michelle, like Michelle and I are pretty like we
Speaker 5: text really often and she's like and she's rue and
Speaker 5: I are buddies and stuff. But you know that's my both. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Michelle and I actually like she kind of got me
Speaker 5: the first season when I had no idea what was
Speaker 5: going on. I didn't know what to do. In the slightest,
Speaker 5: she was like my mother. Hen she's like a genuine
Speaker 5: she's a genuine.
Speaker 1: Men in your marriage and you have no idea what
Speaker 1: you're doing, she'd guard you through. Yeah, she guided me
Speaker 1: through it.
Speaker 5: She'd be like, now this is I mean And look,
Speaker 5: I don't think she wants to have sex anymore.
Speaker 1: Then we don't have death sex. That's great, Well that
Speaker 1: would suit you just fine.
Speaker 5: A beautiful marriage.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 1: Actually I think I want to marry Michelle.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Actually segue speaking of marriage, you're set to get
Speaker 3: married is it this year?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: September?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. At the end More Theater.
Speaker 5: I'm getting married at the end More a huge spectacle.
Speaker 3: It's a whole thing. Everyone's talking about it really. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, it's funny. It's a true story. I am
Speaker 3: in this skincare group called It's you know Mecha where
Speaker 3: you buy a skin cap, I mean, like the Mecha
Speaker 3: chit chat and like if you want to buy I'm.
Speaker 5: A Mecca person. I'm a I'm level four.
Speaker 3: I'm level four.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get to level four.
Speaker 3: I'm not a you need to work on a stand show.
Speaker 5: Every time you look at the app and it tells
Speaker 5: you how much you've spent to get to that level four,
Speaker 5: you really feel it deep in your chest.
Speaker 3: Then you look in the mirror and the redol is
Speaker 3: working and it pays off. So I'm level four as well.
Speaker 3: And I'm in the Mecha chit chat group on Facebook.
Speaker 3: You should join. So someone said, and this is so funny. Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm going to a pretty high profile wedding coming up.
Speaker 3: And I only knew it was you because we've spoken
Speaker 3: about it. Yeah, so they said, I'm going to it
Speaker 3: a pretty high profile wedding, two famous comedians getting married
Speaker 3: at the end Moore Theater. And then I went, oh,
Speaker 3: I know that's Reese. What do you recommend for a
Speaker 3: nice natural look? The theme is glitz and the theme
Speaker 3: is over the top or sparkle. There's no theme, but
Speaker 3: we wrote on the invitations have you met us?
Speaker 5: That was what we said. Yeah, that's brilliant, like under
Speaker 5: the dress code. Yeah, that's but everyone's taking it very
Speaker 5: seriously and they're all very stressed about it. We're like, no,
Speaker 5: it's fine, Well that's what this poor this poor woman
Speaker 5: who's clearly a friend or a friend of a partner,
Speaker 5: said what do what do I need on my face?
Speaker 5: And they're all commenting, trying to work out who it was,
Speaker 5: what celebrity it was. And I knew, and I was
Speaker 5: sitting on the on the gym, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't drop it. I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I thought you were about to say toilet. Then I
Speaker 5: was just sitting on the toilet, scrumbling through the mecha,
Speaker 5: chinking at you. Anyway, Mecca, I could Mecca is like
Speaker 5: Priceline used to be my I could go in there
Speaker 5: and just spend a couple of hours in there. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was a member of the Sisterhood. And yes, yes, Chris,
Speaker 5: I did a corporate for Mecca once and Ida was there,
Speaker 5: and the poor guy running the corporate like I was
Speaker 5: hosting the show. I just kept threatening as I got drunker.
Speaker 5: Over the course of the night, I just kept threatening
Speaker 5: that I'm just going to go out there and bring
Speaker 5: up Kerry Packer.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did it go down?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: He just kept going, do not do that?
Speaker 2: Is it just podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: You must get so many random job offers outside of
Speaker 1: actual stand up comedy, like hosting a corporate and even
Speaker 1: even reality TV each other A big one, random shit.
Speaker 5: A big ones are weddings a lot of people want.
Speaker 5: And that's when you do a terrible thing where you
Speaker 5: give them such a high rate. You know they're going
Speaker 5: to say no, yeah, because you don't want to say no.
Speaker 5: You can't. It feels rude to be like no, but
Speaker 5: who wants Like people want you to m see their weddings,
Speaker 5: and it's like, I don't. I get not not officiated
Speaker 5: m see it. And then maybe people have been like, oh,
Speaker 5: maybe do twenty minutes a stand up I've never been
Speaker 5: at a wedding and thought more stuff, Yeah, there needs
Speaker 5: to be more stuff to people. I don't know I
Speaker 5: want to see people I don't know here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, isn't the beauty of being the MC Like you
Speaker 1: get to be their cousin or something and you embarrassed
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 3: Out with them.
Speaker 5: Nothing to me, but you must get like, you must
Speaker 5: get stuff like weird, weird request for things. Yeah, you're
Speaker 5: a big You're a big some weird shit.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I got the other day?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 1: This is so cruel, by the way, I got a
Speaker 1: DM offering to pay me to promote a vape brand.
Speaker 1: And there I was with the most fucking intense nicked
Speaker 1: team with drawals, and I'm doing such a good job
Speaker 1: of not vaping, and I'm like, imagine that someone with
Speaker 1: a gambling addiction and they just walk up and go,
Speaker 1: do you want to.
Speaker 5: Ran can go to the casino?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 3: Did you say yes to it?
Speaker 5: Of course I didn't.
Speaker 3: Sure that's illegal, by the way, I thought that was
Speaker 3: going the other way.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I.
Speaker 5: Would have done it. I just wouldn't have.
Speaker 3: I love money, Oh god, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Would they've given you money just to promote the vape
Speaker 5: like you didn't have to vape it?
Speaker 1: Well, if it was right there in front of me,
Speaker 1: there's no way. I wasn't vaporing.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're right, but yeah I did.
Speaker 5: Don't vape everyone.
Speaker 1: It's bad you're smoking, then stop smoking and start vapor.
Speaker 3: Isn't that a funny distinction? Vaping's okay, but only if
Speaker 3: you're a smoker.
Speaker 1: Well, because it looks like you're giving a robot hand job.
Speaker 3: It does, or you're in call of duty the little
Speaker 3: walky talkie once they're so sometimes I'm like, it is
Speaker 3: the same talking to I reckon.
Speaker 1: Neither of a theme like Game of People, but we're
Speaker 1: both game people.
Speaker 3: I lived around the corner from the end More just
Speaker 3: moved so I.
Speaker 5: Lived on Australia Street in Newtown.
Speaker 3: Continental Deli do like.
Speaker 5: I went to Continental Dely today. My favorite restaurant.
Speaker 3: You can leave.
Speaker 5: Continental Deli Deli is doing the food for my wedding.
Speaker 3: That's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, that's steak tat Oh are you.
Speaker 3: Getting the sorry Mitchell, are you getting the olive's anchovy
Speaker 3: with a lemon rind?
Speaker 5: M hm. Everyone can leave. We can stop recording.
Speaker 3: Sometimes Sometimes sometimes I go to Continental and and I
Speaker 3: just have to trust the specials because the way that
Speaker 3: they describe them, I can't get around it ox tongue
Speaker 3: sausage and it's with a pure colieflower gratine.
Speaker 5: And that's a shrink, yes, exactly. Yeah, it's not the
Speaker 5: most horny food. You don't see very many people there
Speaker 5: on Like I think if people who are on a
Speaker 5: date there, there are a couple of years in. You know,
Speaker 5: they've got separate bathrooms in their house.
Speaker 3: Yes, the staff shitting, I mean I mean she yes, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the staff despise me. They just don't have the time
Speaker 3: for anyone.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's what's great about it. I like a restaurant.
Speaker 5: They had a little bit of give in it, Like
Speaker 5: it's almost an al dente amount of disdain for Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: you were like, you're lucky to be here.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, it's hard to get into it. And then
Speaker 3: there's beads at the front door, which I get tangled
Speaker 3: in every time.
Speaker 5: It's like proper chains. Yeah, and it's even god, they're
Speaker 5: gonna love the we're gonna love this plug and similar
Speaker 5: in a retail situation. I like it. Some people hate it.
Speaker 5: I like it if they're a bit douchey. So yeah,
Speaker 5: make me earn this decide whether I want this. I agree,
Speaker 5: And the foods. It's very the flavors a.
Speaker 3: I mean it's anchovy, a piece of lime, mitch, and
Speaker 3: then an olive, So you kind of go, do I
Speaker 3: like this? But I should like it's good?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Wait a piece of lime? What a piece of
Speaker 5: lemon is like preserved lemon?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, and like an anchovy and then an olive
Speaker 5: like on a tooth pick.
Speaker 3: They do more.
Speaker 1: I say, okay, I was I thought you would. They
Speaker 1: were slapping that on a plate and being like enjoy.
Speaker 3: I was like, this place sounds if it was from them,
Speaker 3: I would say Sharp Continental Deli in Newtown. But we
Speaker 3: did skim past the wedding, so it's all happening. It's
Speaker 3: it's yeah, you're exciting.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, because we were originally meant to get married in.
Speaker 5: May of twenty twenty. Oh what happened a little bit
Speaker 5: again a little bit what please explain the lack of
Speaker 5: guest judges that we also have a bunch of guest
Speaker 5: judges at my wedding. The meant to get married in
Speaker 5: May of twenty twenty and then had to cancel for
Speaker 5: your reasons, and then yeah, finally got nashit together and
Speaker 5: it's very exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Speaker 5: We've not we've definitely not planned it enough if we should,
Speaker 5: Like it's pretty soon and we've got like the food
Speaker 5: sorted certain things. I thought it. But it's also like
Speaker 5: we had to I didn't know that you even had
Speaker 5: to do this. You've got to sign like an intention
Speaker 5: to marry paperwork in Australia before, Like in Australia, you
Speaker 5: can't just like there's no shotgun weddings. You can't just
Speaker 5: wander into you can't do that. You can't do that.
Speaker 5: And so you know, our celebrant Cath was asking us
Speaker 5: like and so how do you want the order of
Speaker 5: the and like, we don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the person.
Speaker 5: I mean that's not true. I've got married before to
Speaker 5: a lesbian anyways.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who was that? Zoe k Mark? Yes?
Speaker 5: Wife, wife?
Speaker 3: Is that a legal?
Speaker 1: Weird thing to be able to say?
Speaker 3: Was that a legal wedding?
Speaker 5: We signed paperwork, but we never filed it with a
Speaker 5: charity event and so we didn't want to. We're trying
Speaker 5: to give money to Minus eighteen and we're like, sorry,
Speaker 5: there was a thousand dollars divorce charge. Sorry about that,
Speaker 5: but enjoy your formal your little weird home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, of course. Well listen, the season is out,
Speaker 3: go anyway with drag Race, to go watch drag Race?
Speaker 3: What a promo? What about?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's great this year. I'm really excited.
Speaker 5: I mean it's great every year, but it feels exciting
Speaker 5: this year, like it's it's a it's a good group, good, good, good.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm good friends with Emil Adam all right, but
Speaker 3: yeah that's a drag quid in the show, drag quan
Speaker 3: in the show.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we're all good friends with them, of course, definitely,
Speaker 5: we're all.
Speaker 3: Friends of em and and like we've only spoken about
Speaker 3: the only don't they have is from one episode. So
Speaker 3: I'm very I'm very nervous to see the episode.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you can't say, like who won and ship,
Speaker 1: but I'm just thinking, surely it can't be another key
Speaker 1: with Surely it can't be it's.
Speaker 3: Been Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read your body language. I'm getting nothing.
Speaker 5: Well, I got no body what I have a full
Speaker 5: body do I can see it.
Speaker 3: If the queens are in a submersible, all nine of them.
Speaker 3: I didn't even get to see the tit. No, what
Speaker 3: a shame.
Speaker 5: I'm not telling you anything, but this is stressful because
Speaker 5: this is the only job I have that involves this type.
Speaker 5: Like every other job I have is my own work
Speaker 5: and like and so I can just talk about you know,
Speaker 5: like I got a book coming out and I can
Speaker 5: just talk about that and stuff. But like drag race
Speaker 5: is the only job where I come into interviews, like
Speaker 5: do you ever my my lovely publisher, Susan is sitting
Speaker 5: in the room right now, just eyeing me, making sure
Speaker 5: or I don't say anything in a tetchy way. No
Speaker 5: other job do I have where there's someone in the room.
Speaker 5: It's like having like a suitcase handcuff to my wrist. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so no one can steal it. Don't tell them anything.
Speaker 5: So that's why I tell vague anecdotes about the backstrip
Speaker 5: boys and my wedding.
Speaker 1: What would a track happen like Susan's in the room,
Speaker 1: What would actually happen if you gave us a spoiler?
Speaker 1: What would your next action be, Sousan? Would you dive
Speaker 1: over here and me like no stop yep, and I'd
Speaker 1: say delete it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to have a whole conviction when you
Speaker 3: told me, because I'd fight you on that.
Speaker 5: I think it is a Spoilers are an interesting thing
Speaker 5: because I.
Speaker 1: Don't know how to use Reddit. It's a very confusing interface.
Speaker 5: But like I know, the kind of like people know
Speaker 5: things before they know thing like you know, sometimes, like
Speaker 5: the guessing of the cast before the cast is released,
Speaker 5: even before the cast is locked down, is always incredible
Speaker 5: to me, and I think it often is just people
Speaker 5: wildly guessing and kind of getting it right. But I
Speaker 5: do kind of think I'm trying to and this sounds
Speaker 5: a little bit like more serious that I mean it too,
Speaker 5: But don't you want to like enjoy it, Like don't
Speaker 5: you want to like have a good time watching that.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm trying to get to a point
Speaker 5: where I'm I think as I get a little bit older,
Speaker 5: I get less cynical about things, and I'm trying to
Speaker 5: just like you know, the line I use about drag
Speaker 5: Race sometimes is like, you know, we make this for
Speaker 5: you and not in spite of you, right.
Speaker 1: And like try like enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Don't look for things that you don't like about it,
Speaker 5: look for things you do like about And I mean
Speaker 5: that with everything, like you know, even things with Barbie
Speaker 5: at the moment where, by all accounts, is like a
Speaker 5: fantastic movie, but people are looking for things to be
Speaker 5: furious about. Yes, And it's like, do you know how
Speaker 5: fucking hard it is to get a movie made, let
Speaker 5: alone a multi million dollar movie with incredible staff in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go and have a good time, your psycho.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm at the age where my cynicism starting
Speaker 1: to die down because I was sitting there at the
Speaker 1: Barbie movie going, oh, don't be that guy, don't be
Speaker 1: that guy, don't be that guy, because I was noticing
Speaker 1: things that I'm like, who fucking care the bloody Barbie
Speaker 1: bo it's the Barbie. I can't be bothered having conversations
Speaker 1: about what I didn't didn't like. Yeah, you people like
Speaker 1: it's not feminist enough.
Speaker 5: It's like they made a feminist allegory out of Barbie.
Speaker 1: They did anything at all? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: And I think it's like not to make it too
Speaker 5: much about things like drag Race, but I think it's
Speaker 5: with all the franchises. But it's like we're making something
Speaker 5: in Australia and New Zealand, like we're making content like yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's and it's good, and there's crews involved and
Speaker 5: lots of people involved, and like and Rue was fucking there.
Speaker 1: I don't know, It's just it just really interests me.
Speaker 5: It's a weird way to call yourself a fan of
Speaker 5: something and be furious at something at the same time.
Speaker 5: It is very interesting to me.
Speaker 3: This makes sense.
Speaker 1: We've established that you two obviously have quite a bit
Speaker 1: in common. I'm sure something in common too. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was going to ask about something little may or
Speaker 1: may not have in common, because I remember, not too
Speaker 1: long ago I heard you say something about you were
Speaker 1: trying to get an ADHD diagnosed. Yeah, yeah, where are
Speaker 1: we at with that?
Speaker 5: Did you end up get I'm the try I was
Speaker 5: speaking to justice, what a coinkyting? Just this morning I
Speaker 5: was speaking to a psychologist and I'm I'm still on
Speaker 5: the waiting list. I'm like, I've been on the waiting
Speaker 5: list for fucking ages. I've been overs not good for
Speaker 5: the ADHD.
Speaker 3: Why are you are you?
Speaker 5: How are you going? Oh yeah, I've been quite a
Speaker 5: few years now. When we got it, you can give
Speaker 5: me a handful of dexies. Yeah, well I will. I
Speaker 5: don't want to know say that. I got it before.
Speaker 1: It was cool, but it was so breezy. Within like
Speaker 1: two weeks, I've gotten the diagnosis.
Speaker 3: It was easy.
Speaker 1: Is twenty fifteen or something?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Yeah, it's a it's a different five out there now.
Speaker 5: Even before when I started trying to get it with
Speaker 5: my GP, like talking about GP about it too. When
Speaker 5: I went again recently, his system is so different, Like
Speaker 5: it's there's been such an influx of them that he
Speaker 5: knows exactly how to do it now. It's yeah, it's
Speaker 5: very different, isn't a co It is wild how common
Speaker 5: it is in our industry? Oh?
Speaker 1: I know, right? Is that what made you think? Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe I've good ide? Actually because literally everyone else around
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 5: I think it's like my partner also started to maybe
Speaker 5: point out some traits the I think it's also because
Speaker 5: I mean, look at me right now, I just like
Speaker 5: went off somewhere to get my I just look somewhere
Speaker 5: else to get my thoughts, right. I think it's because
Speaker 5: we existed it Like comedians and broadcasters, we're kind of
Speaker 5: like I literally have someone in my life whose job
Speaker 5: is to manage me, like she is my manager, and
Speaker 5: so you kind of you have people to kind of
Speaker 5: work things out for you sometimes, so it kind of
Speaker 5: it's moth to a flame, you know.
Speaker 1: I just I got to a point where I was like,
Speaker 1: I fucking can't deal with ADMIN anymore.
Speaker 5: Like, no, I'm out of Dexis. It's gonna make me,
Speaker 5: Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 5: I like, if you know, legally had self medicated with them, Like,
Speaker 5: had a whole bunch of work to do, and it
Speaker 5: became very clear to me that I must have it
Speaker 5: because I was like, for a full day, like it's
Speaker 5: I had a superpower. I did like two months worth
Speaker 5: of ADMIN and I wasn't like speeding. I wasn't like
Speaker 5: I got to clean the house. It was like I
Speaker 5: just felt calm and productive and productive. It just makes
Speaker 5: your brain feel correct. I think the vaping is an
Speaker 5: ADHD thing as well, because it's a little it's a
Speaker 5: little dopamine hit, Like it's a little gives you a
Speaker 5: little buzz that you're wanting.
Speaker 1: It's also like similar to the same reason someone might
Speaker 1: reach for a fidget toys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been figeting the whole time. I'm obsessed. I
Speaker 3: always fidget.
Speaker 1: I got a necklace that it's supposed to help with
Speaker 1: reaching for the vapor. It's literally like a whistle that
Speaker 1: doesn't whistles.
Speaker 3: You pick it up, just like a rape whistle. It
Speaker 3: does look like a rape whistle. Like, Yeah, told me
Speaker 3: that I noticed it, and I thought you had a
Speaker 3: I thought you had a Yeah, which is.
Speaker 1: An okay thing to have.
Speaker 3: It's not pro No, No, it's anti.
Speaker 5: But I usually wear it out so proudly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rallies, the rallies, the creeps over here. Were you
Speaker 3: wearing it?
Speaker 1: No, not to damn what you would want from it?
Speaker 5: Was it you got a little like something like because
Speaker 5: I'm not I mean, of course I want the nicotine,
Speaker 5: but it's like there's almost like you want the taste,
Speaker 5: like you want a little it's like a breathing something out.
Speaker 5: I'd want almost you know those things that used to
Speaker 5: clear you're not like I was addicted to those exhibited Yeah,
Speaker 5: the menthol Yeah, I'm not sick at all and I'm
Speaker 5: hulfing at one of those up my nose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I would be back to health. I'd get
Speaker 1: it when I was sick, and then like three months later,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm still carrying this thing around.
Speaker 5: I can't put it down. Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: Why didn't I ever think to use those vixenhalists to
Speaker 1: quit the vaping. That would be perfect and it would
Speaker 1: quite It's similar to me just in the smoker section
Speaker 1: of the club.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you'd be caught in a cubicle in a
Speaker 5: gay bar, like with a sniffing nobe like oh wait, no, no,
Speaker 5: that some.
Speaker 3: Of the good ship. I love it all right, before
Speaker 3: we let you go, you should get you to doing.
Speaker 3: Is it just you with your own Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just me, Yes, it's just me. If it's you,
Speaker 3: it's just me, it's it's all of us. Something you've noticed,
Speaker 3: something you hate or appreciate. Did you bring one prepared?
Speaker 3: Oh sure, okay, all right, let's count you in.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 1: Just a straight people done? Have they done?
Speaker 3: It's all say at the same time, yes, yes, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: we did not do that?
Speaker 5: Done?
Speaker 3: Or yees?
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I got that. I just think just with
Speaker 5: I mean, speaking of drag race and stuff, drag bands
Speaker 5: like just like drag story time, just give it up.
Speaker 5: I also think I'm someone who and you know, gender
Speaker 5: and sex there are different things, and but but I've
Speaker 5: I often think as someone who I was. I'm a
Speaker 5: queer person, and I recently came out as non binary.
Speaker 5: How exciting that is and how fun it is that
Speaker 5: you can be constantly kind.
Speaker 1: Of evolving as queer people.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, straight people, the moment you're like I'm straight,
Speaker 5: you're kind of done, like you kind of put yourself
Speaker 5: in a bit of a box, and I kind of
Speaker 5: feel like queer people. I've said this before, but it's
Speaker 5: like we're in like a big pool and they keep
Speaker 5: building more pool and.
Speaker 1: How nice, Like get in the pool.
Speaker 5: We don't know why it's warm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, jump in, jump in.
Speaker 5: I mean we do know why it's.
Speaker 3: We're all across it. Yeah, definitely come people listening right now.
Speaker 5: Of course, we love our straight straight You're a fascinating
Speaker 5: group of people with your harsh fabrics and your violence.
Speaker 3: Listening to this as what.
Speaker 1: Did you say, violence, harsh fabrics and violence.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's more straight men, I mean, not straight.
Speaker 5: We love straight women.
Speaker 3: Our culture be without exactly. We have no jobs without women, like.
Speaker 5: God and commercial radio of course, podcast would be nothing
Speaker 5: without straight women. And stand please stop having your hands
Speaker 5: parties in our spaces and yes, Dan please anyway, like
Speaker 5: I was saying, watch Bump.
Speaker 3: Moral of the story watch Bump Cordia Carbons brilliant.
Speaker 1: Are they doing the weekly drop thing again with drag Race?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, weekly Okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: That's actually one of the few shows that I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: allow that it's a week. It's like, it's like how
Speaker 1: straight people get together with the boys and watch footy.
Speaker 1: My friends are like, it's Saturday, we better meet up
Speaker 1: and watch drag Race.
Speaker 5: I do think it is that. But then I love
Speaker 5: when drag Race US first became a thing. I noticed
Speaker 5: all the kind of straight boy comics backstage at shows.
Speaker 5: It shows you how kind of the culture cuts through
Speaker 5: in that all the straight boys would be like, you
Speaker 5: know what, like Trinity, she's got a step a pussy
Speaker 5: up this week?
Speaker 1: I see they started following it like.
Speaker 5: It was sport. It was really really inspiring.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's very sweet. Do you think Australia
Speaker 3: is there in the same way that the US are? Like,
Speaker 3: I feel like the straight audiences in the US get
Speaker 3: around a bit in Australia. Is it just the queen's
Speaker 3: watching drag Race down there?
Speaker 5: And I think so. I think people I had a
Speaker 5: really strange thing where because they played on BBC in
Speaker 5: the UK down Under. Oh yeah, so it's on a
Speaker 5: free to air thing. And I was getting stopped more
Speaker 5: on the street that like there was it was like
Speaker 5: a weird thing where but it was all queer with
Speaker 5: all queer people watching it. But I was doing during
Speaker 5: Edinburgh Fringe. Karen for Finance was doing a show before me,
Speaker 5: and every night I was walking out past your audience,
Speaker 5: and every night I got stopped by people, and every
Speaker 5: night people asked me what I was doing, like I'd
Speaker 5: be I'd be like, oh, I'm doing a show. And
Speaker 5: every night they'd be like, well what are you doing?
Speaker 5: What do you do in the show? And they have
Speaker 5: no idea that you're a comedian, Like it makes you realize,
Speaker 5: how like, what did you think?
Speaker 1: I just started as a drag lawyer, yeah.
Speaker 5: And moved up to drag judge and I'm hoping to
Speaker 5: get to the High Court at a certain point.
Speaker 3: You'll get there. Fingers all right, Rey Nicholson, good luck
Speaker 3: for the wedding, good luck for the premiere.
Speaker 5: What else that works out for you, good luck to
Speaker 5: the diagnosis. A lot of things in the the up
Speaker 5: in the air for me at the moment, Yes.
Speaker 3: A lot of things you need to luck for. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and things were coming back to the show.
Speaker 5: Let me to see your fellows. I see you all
Speaker 5: at the clinic now. The ADHD.
Speaker 3: The problem with three people that most definitely have ADHD
Speaker 3: is ending a podcast. Yeah, yeah, we've I've tried to
Speaker 3: end nineteen times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and bit and yeah we've gone over all right, fine,
Speaker 5: we're doing it again. We're doing it right now.
Speaker 3: We're all looking for something.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Bye, great and really we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: See you guys, love Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of images.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 1: the end. We pretend the show is complete, but it ain't.
Speaker 1: We keep talking shit here we are. There's nothing planned
Speaker 1: or structured in this bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, I will say I'm excited for Drag
Speaker 3: Race season three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really, I struggle to give a fuck about
Speaker 1: any other season. Like I'll watch episodes with Sean and
Speaker 1: my friends and whatever, but I really only follow properly
Speaker 1: the Aussie one.
Speaker 3: Yeah not sorry, no down Under you of.
Speaker 6: Course I've only ever seen the down Under one.
Speaker 3: I've got a friend on it. This season my friend Adam. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Akam the drag quay. I've known Adam for years. Adam
Speaker 3: and I had each other for Secret Sanda last year.
Speaker 5: What's the context of that.
Speaker 3: Well, we're in the same friend group, Adam.
Speaker 1: Do you mentioned your friend Adam?
Speaker 3: Oh, well, Adam. Adam is very close with Hayden. Yes,
Speaker 3: and then we was Hayden's friend circle.
Speaker 1: Do you get to keep any of Hayden's friends in
Speaker 1: the divorce or is it kind of understood that if
Speaker 1: he introduced them to you, they got to stick by
Speaker 1: him essentially?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I haven't spoken to him in a week's
Speaker 3: full no contact era.
Speaker 1: No contact error.
Speaker 3: So it's so depressing. Yeah, you want a break up update,
Speaker 3: it's very depressing.
Speaker 5: Still you've seen better, though, you do.
Speaker 3: I am better, but still five years. Yeah, Like I've said,
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't anticipate the relationship ending, especially the
Speaker 3: way it did. What he did, know what he did,
Speaker 3: and so it was it's still kind of like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's really real. You know.
Speaker 1: I think that no contact thing will probably help.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Everyone said you've got to do no contact,
Speaker 3: but it's like I think you do.
Speaker 5: Do you I think, so.
Speaker 3: Why, what's the point of it. I like to talk
Speaker 3: things through multiple times because I forget key facts.
Speaker 1: But I think you guys did that at first, right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we did a lot of talking and a
Speaker 3: lot of Yeah, it's only been three months. If anyone
Speaker 3: out there is going through a breakup and they feel,
Speaker 3: I kind of feel. And this isn't directed at YouTube.
Speaker 3: It's so many people are like, oh, oh, you're still sad.
Speaker 3: So I feel like I'm going to be sad for
Speaker 3: quite a while, of course, especially the person that I am, like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a roveantic. I'm so sensitive and I'm
Speaker 3: just like, I just want to love someone, you know what.
Speaker 3: The hardest thing is not having anyone to just call
Speaker 3: or chat to, or send things to or have accomplishments
Speaker 3: to share with that I want.
Speaker 1: To fuck you, to ask you to do with you.
Speaker 3: I share it with with all of you as well,
Speaker 3: but it's just on a different level. Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: to connect with someone on a different level.
Speaker 5: So I tried to call to do a welfare check
Speaker 5: the other day, couldn't get ahld of you.
Speaker 3: I wasn't well, Oh no, I was fair, It wasn't
Speaker 3: well welfare check. You'd anyway you're going through a breakup,
Speaker 3: thoughts and prayers with you. Absolutely treacherous.
Speaker 1: Treacherous is a great word.
Speaker 3: It's treacherous powerful. It's like you're on a wooden ship.
Speaker 6: That's what it reminds me of, like a pirate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it reminds me of a real croaky wooden ships
Speaker 3: in the seas.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I google treacherous, I was trying to find a synonym.
Speaker 1: I don't know does treacherous mean something different, because it's
Speaker 1: come up with disloyal, faithless, unfaithful. I thought treacherous meant like,
Speaker 1: you know, you weather a storm. That's what we said, risky.
Speaker 1: What's the definition of treacherous guilty of or involving betrayal
Speaker 1: or deception?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hang on, I scrolled down to definition two, presenting hidden
Speaker 1: or unpredicted dangers.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's more.
Speaker 1: That's and a synonym for treacherous in that context is hairy?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: How is hairy dangerous? I've been living on the edge
Speaker 1: for fucking five years.
Speaker 3: But if you have goodness me and you should see
Speaker 3: my back, it's treacherous. Imagine putting that on grinder under
Speaker 3: my interests. I'm a bear, treachery, treachery. What are you into?
Speaker 3: I'm treachery. I'm a treachery top. Oh my god, so
Speaker 3: I downloaded grinder.
Speaker 5: Sorry to hear that I've deleted it.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I just thought that I did judging anyone else who
Speaker 1: actually enjoy but I just never never enjoyed it. Me
Speaker 1: trying to send a sext. Hi, so I'd like to
Speaker 1: rub you. What do you fucking say?
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. It's awful. I didn't have a
Speaker 3: face on my face on my profile, just a headless shot.
Speaker 3: But then if people ask for photos, I just send
Speaker 3: a photo of my face. Oh my god, my confidence
Speaker 3: in the toilet. Someone would be like Hi, Hi, they
Speaker 3: be like face pick, I'm sure he's a face pek
Speaker 3: blocked and that would happen. That has happened a dozen times.
Speaker 5: Wait, what was your profile pick?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: I was just ahead. It was a gray head like
Speaker 3: I didn't have a profiley, No.
Speaker 1: Put a photo of you, but no head included.
Speaker 3: No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I was like, what, you just send your bodice dude
Speaker 1: or not? That's what I needed to know.
Speaker 3: No, I don't send dudes. I have photos of myself
Speaker 3: that look cute that I send once we've had a conversation. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I messaged someone and I was like hi, and then
Speaker 3: they said a photo like, oh my god, Mitch Jeerry,
Speaker 3: I love the podcast. I was like, oh, I've got
Speaker 3: to delete this, so I deleted the app and I
Speaker 3: burnt my phone.
Speaker 1: That's cute that one of our listeners messages is actually
Speaker 1: really cute.
Speaker 3: Where do you go from there? Thank you so much?
Speaker 3: Have you left a review? Do you have an is
Speaker 3: it just you of your arm? I love to get
Speaker 3: you on the show. How grim and I haven't been
Speaker 3: on a date yet. It's just all too much, it's
Speaker 3: all too soon. It's all a fucking lot, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm really fanging a second cup of tea. Is it
Speaker 1: rude to leave during a to D brief to make
Speaker 1: a cup of tea?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: But you just have to leave it in Jenna and
Speaker 3: I can talk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no in the secret segments.
Speaker 1: I need a fucking coppa.
Speaker 6: So it is a nice jumper.
Speaker 3: It is nice? Isn't nice?
Speaker 6: It's really nice?
Speaker 3: Maybe I should do polarates in my Fit Girl era?
Speaker 6: Did you see that nearby here work, there's a POLARATEI studio.
Speaker 3: Yes, I walked past.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 3: They were building the Polarates machines the other day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I walked past and I thought, oh, that looks cool.
Speaker 6: I have this offer thirty dollars for five classes.
Speaker 3: Do you mean what is pilates?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Have you not done it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Is it core?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 6: But they've got machines.
Speaker 3: I've seen the machines. They're like, it's like a rowing machine.
Speaker 6: I don't know how to use it. Apparently it's good
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's I think it's Core. That's good and like muscles,
Speaker 3: we'll last Mint when he comes back. It's a shame
Speaker 3: he's not here to talk and he's the authority on polates.
Speaker 3: Exactly have you been?
Speaker 6: I've been good. I've been good. The move has been good,
Speaker 6: the mansions nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mitch's back. How's a quick corpa that that bag's
Speaker 3: barely brewed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's quite a straightforward process.
Speaker 3: Actually, if you tried it, what milk you in?
Speaker 5: Well, they've only got the cow milk.
Speaker 3: Yeah they do. They're really cheap.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what if I had allergies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can Mitchell I got a question?
Speaker 5: Yeah? OK.
Speaker 6: Nearby there's a new Polarates studio opening up.
Speaker 3: It's next door, next door to the Hillside.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: And it's like with the machines. Have you ever done
Speaker 6: that before?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Reformer?
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 3: What's Reformer?
Speaker 1: Because there's Pilarates as a concept and you can either
Speaker 1: do it with the mat where it's this year on
Speaker 1: a yoga mat, bending and ship the Reformer machine, which
Speaker 1: I've tried the Reformer class. That didn't do much for me.
Speaker 1: There's nothing additional that I can achieve on a Reformer
Speaker 1: machine that I can't just do on a mat.
Speaker 3: Explain the Reformer machine. You're on a seat and does
Speaker 3: it pivot or something?
Speaker 1: It's on like springs. Just google Reformer Polarates machine.
Speaker 6: Do you jump on it?
Speaker 5: Not even that's what.
Speaker 1: I picted it, But they literally just used it as
Speaker 1: like a block. They were like, right now, put one
Speaker 1: foot on the machine and now lunge against it. I
Speaker 1: thought it would be taking advantage of the springs a
Speaker 1: bit more.
Speaker 6: Oh I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Now should I still reach out to my
Speaker 1: you know how we were talking about as part of
Speaker 1: your hobby hunt. Yeah, i'd get us to do a
Speaker 1: little class at my polarate studio stout pilates. Yeah, should
Speaker 1: I still do that? So to ask them effect, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Definitely, I'll do one. Yeah, I'll do one. I'd love to.
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous to ask why because I just adore
Speaker 1: my teacher.
Speaker 3: I think she's a bit too cool for me. Why?
Speaker 1: Because she's just really cool.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but she's l Can we call her? No?
Speaker 3: Why don't we call her? An ask?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's doing a class.
Speaker 3: Probably, Well is she like young and cool or old
Speaker 3: and cool because it's very different energies.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's probably outrage or maybe early thirties. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, but yeah, she's.
Speaker 1: Very chill, very cool.
Speaker 3: And you sched to ask her a lot, right, because
Speaker 3: you don't want to. I don't want to give ad Yeah,
Speaker 3: I hate to say that ship is saled you.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I get really nervous around her.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you don't get nervous around many people.
Speaker 5: I know, like my Pilati's instructor of all people.
Speaker 3: What has she said to you? Is she a bit brutal.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. She's really chilling. One time she
Speaker 1: said to me, Oh my god, Mitch, you've gotten really strong.
Speaker 1: I can really tell, and I just like I was
Speaker 1: high for fucking weeks.
Speaker 3: You would have melted.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh that's such a great compliment.
Speaker 3: What do they do They stand in the middle of
Speaker 3: the room and then and then they do a pose,
Speaker 3: then new copy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, but I've started doing bar instead of pilates.
Speaker 5: Is she's what i'd be getting it? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, explain bar.
Speaker 1: So it's like a ballet bar, and there's some exercises
Speaker 1: that incorporate the bar. You just like hold on to
Speaker 1: it and you know, the room full of mirrors picture
Speaker 1: of ballet studio just doing exercises using the bar, and
Speaker 1: then a bit of it is just us in the
Speaker 1: middle of the room doing like fucking cardio dances, which
Speaker 1: it's fun. Can we do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No. When I do speak to her, when I muster
Speaker 1: up the fucking courage, I'm gonna say, like, just give
Speaker 1: us a taste of everything, a bit of the dancing,
Speaker 1: bit of the ab stuff on the mat, a bit
Speaker 1: of the bar.
Speaker 6: That sounds fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm down. I'll do anything as Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 3: think it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: I've chickened out like three times from.
Speaker 3: Asking her, So you want to do it on the show?
Speaker 3: Do you want to call her? Okay? All right? If
Speaker 3: that makes me even more it does? Actually, yeah, ask
Speaker 3: her after a class hot and sweaty. You know, he
Speaker 3: said I was strong, Well, come and teach my friends.
Speaker 1: I don't think you realize what I'm up against. L's
Speaker 1: really cool. Well, I'll be I've gone back to high
Speaker 1: school and oh my god, I can't talk to her.
Speaker 6: I really want to meet Elle.
Speaker 3: Such an intimidating person, like the name L.
Speaker 1: She's really really not though I don't know why it is.
Speaker 1: It is a very weird response from me.
Speaker 3: It is this isn't very unlike you as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't wait to meet L. Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll look into it when I'm not nervous.
Speaker 3: Will you touch base with the teacher l L and
Speaker 3: then update somewhere we're at, because I think that's the
Speaker 3: next step in the hobby hunt, to see if I
Speaker 3: like pilates and bar and if Jenna and I can join.
Speaker 1: It's also one of those things where I'm like what's
Speaker 1: the etiquette. This isn't a normal teacher student relationship. Can
Speaker 1: I follow her and in or is that being too neat?
Speaker 3: Definitely follow her, But then she'll see you being a gronk.
Speaker 5: Well that is true, she'll know there's.
Speaker 1: One place I'm a gronk most definitely, But also, don't
Speaker 1: hide who you are. No, I'm not planning to, but
Speaker 1: it's just like, it's a bit weird for me after
Speaker 1: having gone there for months and I've made polite small
Speaker 1: talk to be like, by the way, I host a podcast.
Speaker 5: She doesn't know.
Speaker 3: If she does know, if she's actually to bring it up,
Speaker 3: I really doubt it that's true.
Speaker 6: I never know.
Speaker 1: She did post an Instagram story the other day and
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize who was filming in class. But
Speaker 1: there's like me jumping up against the fucking bar.
Speaker 3: Show show me now there. I am, Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Look so cute and I'm like, I'm on els Instagram.
Speaker 3: So what do you do? You just you're just hopping?
Speaker 3: How is that exercise?
Speaker 2: That looks fun?
Speaker 1: So that was part of like a routine in a
Speaker 1: way you do different lunges and then you get to
Speaker 1: the chorus of the song. And you just jump the
Speaker 1: whole time and you have to like push your arms
Speaker 1: and use your arm strengthy at its time as you can.
Speaker 5: Did you see how much high I was jumping on
Speaker 5: everyone else?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know if I could do it, That's
Speaker 3: what I mean. I'd love to try it. Is it
Speaker 3: for core Mitchell? Like your core and like your core.
Speaker 1: St everything, Like one dance will be focused on arms,
Speaker 1: one routine will be focused on legs. One of them
Speaker 1: is like shoulder bridges and stuff. It's an all rounder.
Speaker 3: Wow, and you look great. You still do. You're great,
Speaker 3: You're glowing, You're twenty seven, You've got your cute little
Speaker 3: jumper on. You're in a great era.
Speaker 1: I've really positioned myself as a bit of a sicker
Speaker 1: fan for this polini you have. Actually I'm like, I
Speaker 1: cherished the instructor and I wear them.
Speaker 3: I know it's quite nauseating too. You haven't even given
Speaker 3: it a plug. What's it called?
Speaker 5: Scout PILARTI.
Speaker 3: Scout Polarti. They're multiple single one.
Speaker 1: They're in Saint Peter's and Merrickfield. They're very close to
Speaker 1: each other, those two.
Speaker 3: Very close, very clice. All right, if you're in Sydney
Speaker 3: head to scout pilarties and yogat.
Speaker 5: Hold on, show me that's her.
Speaker 3: Oh she's so cool. Oh she's very call Oh yes,
Speaker 3: she's that. She would intimidate me, Yes, she was young.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she's not intimidating at all.
Speaker 3: She'd teach us, Mitchell, bite the bullet. Is that the studio?
Speaker 3: Your studio?
Speaker 6: Oh that's the bar?
Speaker 3: Oh that's the bar Jenner.
Speaker 5: How old would you say? She is? Our age or
Speaker 5: early thirties? Am I right?
Speaker 3: Bang on? Our age or early thirties?
Speaker 5: I'd say maybe if she was like twenty two.
Speaker 3: She's definitely not coming on the show. If that is
Speaker 3: her age, said early berties sowbl oh god, All right,
Speaker 3: well shall we go? It's been a big show the shore.
Speaker 1: If you want, we can go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's at home.
Speaker 5: I've just made a fresh tea.
Speaker 1: But why fucking bother?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, we'll sip it. Anything else you
Speaker 3: want to bring to the table, Nah, I've got nothing.
Speaker 1: Just wish me like I will muster up the guts
Speaker 1: to speak to my idol do it and ask if
Speaker 1: we can come and film you guys trying bar.
Speaker 3: You'll be there too, Yeah, of course, yeah, Now, what
Speaker 3: if you taught the class.
Speaker 1: I'm not there yet.
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: I did have a fleeting thought the other day and
Speaker 1: I was like, what if I became a pilarates instructor
Speaker 1: and don't be stupid, no.
Speaker 6: Why, you're a great polarties instructor. I could see you.
Speaker 5: Really, you said, that's a great hobby.
Speaker 1: By the way, I meant as my next career move.
Speaker 3: Okay, it could be a great career move. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: also a hobby slash career. It's best of both worlds.
Speaker 1: I suppose too. Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll look into it.
Speaker 1: Do it. What qualifications do you need?
Speaker 3: Like TAFE class, being all right with a bar, knowing
Speaker 3: how to hop?
Speaker 1: You know that video just showed you, by the way, yes,
Speaker 1: the Instagram story up against the bar. You'll notice that
Speaker 1: next to me is my friend Oscra. I took him
Speaker 1: to bar the first time, and he's fucking struggling. He
Speaker 1: was dying ready.
Speaker 3: Look, Oh my god, can you send me that story?
Speaker 3: I want to follow? Get me too, the story I
Speaker 3: want to follow.
Speaker 1: The instructor don't fucking follow l why because I don't
Speaker 1: even follow it.
Speaker 5: I'll follow.
Speaker 1: They reposted it on the account for Scout, Pilarts.
Speaker 3: We'll send me Scout polartes Scout.
Speaker 1: Like I've really just appointed myself their ambassadors.
Speaker 3: I haven't had it on them yet. Wow. The aesthetics
Speaker 3: nice ye oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait till you see it. It's gorgeous anyway. Should
Speaker 1: we get out of here or not?
Speaker 3: Let's go. Time to go.
Speaker 1: Thanks listening, follow Elle, not even to be I haven't
Speaker 1: I heard worry I have.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening everyone. We love you. We'll see you
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Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
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Speaker 1: again to Reach Nicholson for coming in.
Speaker 3: What a cute lover. Yeah all right, we'll see you
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