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Speaker 1: Well and Woody Podcast Mini third one sixty five. Can

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Speaker 1: you do the field test? It's what we're asking. Is

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Speaker 1: that acceptable? And if you're wondering what the field test is,

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Speaker 1: a woman at subway turned back her subway because it

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Speaker 1: wasn't big enough for her. You should be able to

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Speaker 1: fill in the gaps. And you've experienced a field test. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: in a previous relationship. Yeah. This This girl later admitted

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Speaker 1: to me that very early on in our relationship. First

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Speaker 1: makeout sess, she said, She said, first makeout sesh. I, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did a feel And as I said before, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't a full squirrel group. It wasn't a house your father.

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Speaker 1: It was just a just a scoping of the drive by. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a drive by, It absolutely was. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even notice it, you know, But maybe that's just because

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Speaker 1: of it. Maybe that's just because she didn't need to

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Speaker 1: get too close to sort of know the size. Oh

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Speaker 1: come on, you know, when there's like a five meters

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Speaker 1: great white underneath you when you're on a surfboard, you're like,

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Speaker 1: you don't even need to see it's just a shadow.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, she just heard the Jaws music playing in

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Speaker 1: her head.

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Speaker 2: What is that well you did she say to you

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Speaker 2: when it because you said to me before the song

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Speaker 2: there that she brought it up later on.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mention it at the time, but later on

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Speaker 1: she was like, hey, just it was secret.

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Speaker 2: Did she say that she would have not gone on

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Speaker 2: a second yet with you if you had failed.

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Speaker 1: Because it wasn't worth her while?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, right, Jessica's called thirty one O

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Speaker 1: six five. Jess talk to us.

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Speaker 4: It is a thing.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, So no, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Don't be sorry. There's no judgment here. So so you

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Speaker 1: you go for like a field test, a full scope out.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't call it like a shark a track plate. Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 4: I just put my hands over here. And oh because

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Speaker 4: trust me the big gym I'm packing down there. What

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Speaker 4: you thank you?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Anytime?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: And the off side of this, Jess, is that you're

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Speaker 1: disappointed when you when you get there.

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Speaker 4: I've spent my life disappointment.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry on behalf of men everywhere, yest that

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Speaker 2: it's been your life's disappointment.

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Speaker 1: We're not living up to your standards. Just going back

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Speaker 1: to the mechanics of the field test. I don't even

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Speaker 1: remember this thing happening to me? So are you saying

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Speaker 1: you're doing it in such a way that girl?

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Speaker 4: So, my friends and I just got this all the time.

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Speaker 4: It's a normal girl thing scared without looking like a

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Speaker 4: creepy lady?

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Speaker 1: Are you staring at how do you stare at it without?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like if they're wearing like pants that you can.

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Speaker 2: See, right, I need to start wearing looser pants. Obviously,

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Speaker 2: I start wearing basketball.

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Speaker 1: Shorts, all right, Jess, Thanks to the call, loads of

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Speaker 1: other women calling you. This is I'm fascinated, Michelle. Michelle,

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Speaker 1: you you do a field test?

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Speaker 2: Hei go?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to know what you're up for. So

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Speaker 5: I was I was having drinks at the soccer club.

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Speaker 5: There's a guy that I was flirting with pretty much

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Speaker 5: most of the night, and I was I thought it'd

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Speaker 5: be sneaky, so I suggested I sit on his lap.

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Speaker 5: And when I was on his lap, I was doing

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Speaker 5: the little thumb feel and there wasn't much going on.

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Speaker 5: So I thought, Yep, this is not the hot seat

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Speaker 5: for me. So kind of made up an excuse to

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Speaker 5: call it off and go talk with some other people.

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Speaker 1: But Michelle, he might be a grower. Spoken like a grower,

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Speaker 1: was Michelle. So you wiped him? So you wiped him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're just while you're sitting, you're moving around

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Speaker 5: a little bit and yeah, there just wasn't much.

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Speaker 1: Then you know he's sitting down to rub.

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Speaker 5: Your thighs and give a growth that. No, it wasn't impressed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so so you but you could tell just with

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Speaker 1: moving your lap around like you didn't even you're just

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Speaker 1: moving your lap. That was all you need.

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Speaker 5: I like, you know when if you sit down on

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Speaker 5: your stone you can seal it. Ye sat down and

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Speaker 5: there was nothing there.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like the matrix. There's no spoon, like

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Speaker 1: sitting on Kendle. Let's go to Beck here. This is

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Speaker 1: amazing you by the way, like, well she's at the

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Speaker 1: soccer club, Like what sorry, what sort of studs you're

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Speaker 1: expecting to pick up down at the kid's soccer club?

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Speaker 1: Could be a hot coach, could be a hard coach.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Beck here. Come on, well, sorry, a

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Speaker 1: hot coach is out there. Beck. This is amazing. You've

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Speaker 1: done this as well. You've done a field test.

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Speaker 3: One I have. I'm telling you now, like guys can

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Speaker 3: be the biggest liars out there, and yeah, it's just

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Speaker 3: like it's more for the fun of it, because a

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Speaker 3: lot of guys that I speak to they like to

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Speaker 3: talk themselves up. And then when I like, as the

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Speaker 3: last chick said, Jess, you know you can see as well,

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Speaker 3: and you're like, yeah, okay, then mate.

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Speaker 1: What is that such a go to fall guy? Guys like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't flirted in a very long time,

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Speaker 1: but like, but why is it? Like I just don't

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Speaker 1: remember ever being a weapon in my arsenal to talk

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Speaker 1: about that you do it all? Well, I don't why

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Speaker 1: would you? What do they say, Beck, Like, what's what's

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Speaker 1: the chat there?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: They're like, you know, you wouldn't be able to handle this.

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Speaker 3: There's some kind of weapon And I'm like, ok what

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Speaker 3: it looks like there's nothing in those hams.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never got that either, even well, and like

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Speaker 2: sending pictures of it, like what do you That's that's

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Speaker 2: the biggest red flag ever, right, Beck, that's just the

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Speaker 2: easiest way to go, Like no.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, yep, pretty much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stop doing it, it's right. Just get to know

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Speaker 2: the woman. I don't know, crazy thought question.

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Speaker 1: The other thing is, though, you get to know them.

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Speaker 1: You know you're leading with your bet, but then meanwhile

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Speaker 1: they're doing the sneaky field tests. It doesn't matter to right,

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Speaker 1: they're the problem. Will you got the women of the problem?

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Speaker 1: I like Will Why the Flipp why to Flipper said

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Speaker 1: that they're at the feeling right off ladies.

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