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Speaker 3: We wanted to go back in and go listen and
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Speaker 4: That I Love you More than You Love Me breakfast.
Speaker 5: So yeah, another week and the chance of Patsy to
Speaker 5: destroy a local business.
Speaker 6: No, no, I'm all's in now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how was your weekend?
Speaker 6: Had a great weekend? Thank you?
Speaker 5: When you patrol the streets of where do you find
Speaker 5: that local businesses are like, put the shutters.
Speaker 3: Up and quit?
Speaker 5: Everyone in, everyone in. We're closed, We're closed, shut.
Speaker 3: Everything good this weekend?
Speaker 6: Great, thank you team.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what I am in so much pain
Speaker 5: right now. You know, if you've ever really hurt your back,
Speaker 5: where it's that awful, sweaty.
Speaker 3: Pain where any just going down the steps.
Speaker 5: You know just out our little gallery are where the
Speaker 5: producers are on that just just walking down there, every
Speaker 5: boot down was a jar and pain. The worst part
Speaker 5: of my morning routine today was it took me minutes
Speaker 5: to just try and get my leg up to put
Speaker 5: my shoes on. Are's.
Speaker 3: Luckily the kids and Sarah.
Speaker 5: Have gone back to England yesterday, so I was home
Speaker 5: alone so I could actually go and swear ah because
Speaker 5: Brad our producer picks me up in the morning.
Speaker 3: He was working outside.
Speaker 5: I actually came close to Texas saying, can you looking
Speaker 5: easy to come in and.
Speaker 3: Help me put my shoes on?
Speaker 5: I thought, that is he's now officially my butler if
Speaker 5: I'm saying, because once you get oh, it's actually got
Speaker 5: nice like one of those mad kings. It's like, you know,
Speaker 5: even as their back gets better this week, I'm still
Speaker 5: enjoying and put my shoes on because you also iron
Speaker 5: my newspaper.
Speaker 4: Well, still a week before you join your family in
Speaker 4: the UK. Just Brad live at your house.
Speaker 5: Actually a lot easier. Oh, I'm stacking a dish washer
Speaker 5: yesterday was a do it. I went to the gym
Speaker 5: Friday and Jack, you'll get the strong boy, you know.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you just ping something, you just know oh no,
Speaker 5: And I should have got it sorted out or done
Speaker 5: some stretching of the weekend, but of course I didn't
Speaker 5: because I was home alone and it's just got worse
Speaker 5: and worse, so bad yesterday. I'm not saying that I
Speaker 5: have a bad bat. But I've actually got my car
Speaker 5: of practice mobile number and I texted him yesterday.
Speaker 3: I'm coming in.
Speaker 5: Hot tomorrow, clearer space, coming in in a real lot
Speaker 5: of pain and gone and put my shoes on.
Speaker 4: Well, how can we help you? Do you need me
Speaker 4: to push the buttons? Can you do the fader?
Speaker 3: Leaning forward?
Speaker 5: Who's talking? I'm going towards the light. Who has the
Speaker 5: strongest pain killers on this team? I'm guessing that shoe patch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got handbag.
Speaker 3: That suitcase Narnia in a handbag.
Speaker 6: I shall come in after the Have you.
Speaker 5: Got vultul or whatever the strongest fairly legal painter as are.
Speaker 3: That's what I need, all right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you got some ice, anything, anything not to
Speaker 5: feel this pain right now? Thanks Bats.
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Speaker 5: Honestly, if you've ever been in back pain, you'll get
Speaker 5: where I am this morning. Where just put my shoes
Speaker 5: on this morning, I'm dread and taking them off late.
Speaker 5: I might just sleep in my shoes, get up and
Speaker 5: go to work tomorrow. I'd just be a lot easier.
Speaker 5: I just got to make it until quarter to twelve
Speaker 5: than I can get and see my car, practice a signment.
Speaker 4: And you can take your shoes off. Let me guess,
Speaker 4: did you go for lining your back on the bed
Speaker 4: put your foot in the air to get an of Yeah.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it was just I was actually sweating. It's something
Speaker 5: about back pain, you know. It's just awful yesterday to
Speaker 5: go and get some basic groceries at Coal's and.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, it's not everyone's high up
Speaker 3: or low down.
Speaker 5: You don't normally think about it until you have a
Speaker 5: bad back and you're limited with movements. Ah. I don't
Speaker 5: know what people must have thought about six guy growling
Speaker 5: he's going around and get.
Speaker 3: Some So Patsy, what pain killers have you got?
Speaker 7: Well, I've got my show bag house yep. But I
Speaker 7: don't know if I can help you.
Speaker 3: Let me say, let me guess.
Speaker 5: Can you just also just a quick random guess what's
Speaker 5: in the Patsy handbag?
Speaker 3: There's always a one of those little wet wipes.
Speaker 5: You've got wet wipes in there?
Speaker 6: I have for glasses, yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, always got moist tail and.
Speaker 6: For sticky little fingers yep.
Speaker 3: Have you got some dry tissues as well?
Speaker 5: Bath? Sound? No?
Speaker 6: I do tend to throw those out.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what I can hear rattling going on, which
Speaker 5: you've got oxy coating.
Speaker 7: I don't know if this will help that hell billy
Speaker 7: heroin you keep talking about. This is I can't even
Speaker 7: say it, dex misothesum or something.
Speaker 5: What are you doing with that? What is it?
Speaker 7: I had a really bad throat and you can take
Speaker 7: one of those morning and night.
Speaker 6: I don't know if that's going to help.
Speaker 5: You, doctor, But if you if you had a bad throat,
Speaker 5: what's that going to do with my L four or
Speaker 5: five whichever one I mentioned? It's not even the same.
Speaker 5: It's not even the upper body pat my lower agony.
Speaker 4: Maybe instead of taking it through the mouth, you take.
Speaker 5: It use it like a suppository.
Speaker 3: What do you got in there? Throat lozenges? Now for
Speaker 3: my back?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Medicine woman, Dr Quinn?
Speaker 5: What have you got?
Speaker 6: Panamax?
Speaker 7: But that's just like a blocker, that's like a strong
Speaker 7: pan at all Will that do well? You might need
Speaker 7: a couple of those nixium That won't help you.
Speaker 4: That's for what are the yellow ones you have?
Speaker 6: That's dematol, that's for giddy heads. You don't want that.
Speaker 3: Chemists warehouse.
Speaker 6: Alprahm, I forget what that was for.
Speaker 3: There's more rattling.
Speaker 6: Our blood pressure tablets. You might need that by nine o'clock.
Speaker 5: What else have I gosh, it's still going on.
Speaker 6: Vitamin D. Everyone needs some vitamin D.
Speaker 5: But and this isn't helping my back pack.
Speaker 6: Look, the strongest stuff got is Panamax.
Speaker 5: Right, okay, great, okay, it sounds like a cinema.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great? Can I have some panams you can? Here's
Speaker 3: I want to know?
Speaker 5: Then, who else this morning is up and has got
Speaker 5: a pain from the weekend. Has anyone injured themselves over
Speaker 5: the weekend like me with my back? Is there anybody
Speaker 5: else who liked me? Was all right Friday? Something's happened
Speaker 5: to you over the weekend and you're out of shape
Speaker 5: this morning. If that's you'd give me a call nine
Speaker 5: four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: I'm coming in for those pills.
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Speaker 5: Come in this morning to the show, and I am
Speaker 5: in so much pain with my back. Have done something
Speaker 5: over the weekend and this happens and you have to
Speaker 5: do stuff over the weekend, you might be injured from
Speaker 5: something you did over the weekend as.
Speaker 3: Well, like me.
Speaker 5: Nine one four one oh four three. It's good on
Speaker 5: the lines now, Grace.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Hello, how's it going?
Speaker 3: I'm in agony?
Speaker 5: Grace? Yes, hello, Grace doesn't care, Grace, why you're in pain?
Speaker 3: What have you done over the weekend? Grace?
Speaker 8: Mine is definitely self inflicted. I was rock climbing for
Speaker 8: six hours on Saturday, so it's really my wow.
Speaker 3: Is this a competition or yes?
Speaker 8: It was just an indoor rock climbing competition down in Collingwood.
Speaker 5: Amazing. Well on those big, the big giant rock climbing wall.
Speaker 5: We have seen those in the indoor ones my kids
Speaker 5: like to do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, exactly, although this one was without the ropes, So.
Speaker 3: Without ropes was if you get cramp or you fall off?
Speaker 3: Is that why you're injured? Is that?
Speaker 5: Why is that you kept falling off?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 8: Exactly right. Yeah, muscles I didn't even know existed hurt today.
Speaker 5: So is that the first time you've actually competed them
Speaker 5: with indoor rock climbing?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 5: And how do you train for that? Look?
Speaker 8: I didn't train. That's probably why I'm so sure. But yeah,
Speaker 8: you just kind of you just just climb a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Really, one of my friends is into rock climbing, right, Grace,
Speaker 5: is what you need to do in his garage on
Speaker 5: the ceiling.
Speaker 3: He's got those.
Speaker 9: Grips finger board.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he will just hang there like for like half
Speaker 5: an hour. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Look, I'm not quite out to that standard yet, but
Speaker 7: maybe one day.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, Grace, thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 8: You feel better.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Grace, and you Rob. Good morning?
Speaker 9: All right, Christian Rob.
Speaker 5: Apparently you're a man who knows about bad backs. What
Speaker 5: can you tell me?
Speaker 9: Well, I've been a truck driver for many years and
Speaker 9: I used to suffer with really really bad back pain.
Speaker 9: And my missa has got sick of listening to me
Speaker 9: wink about it and dirty fingerprints all over the door
Speaker 9: arches everywhere from where I used to sort of try
Speaker 9: and drag myself up and straight thing and that two
Speaker 9: or three years ago she brought me an inversion table.
Speaker 5: I've heard of these? Is it good? Does it helped?
Speaker 9: Mate? I used it for about a week solid when
Speaker 9: I first got it, and after that I probably have
Speaker 9: to get on it maybe once every six.
Speaker 3: Months really, And then what eliminated your pain?
Speaker 9: I just eliminated the pain altogether. I don't have a
Speaker 9: back problem anymore.
Speaker 5: So how would you describe it to people? Well, tell
Speaker 5: us about the inversion table. I've heard these before, but
Speaker 5: you tell us, Yeah, you hop.
Speaker 9: Up on that and you slip your ankles through the
Speaker 9: skirts at the top or the bottom, depending on which
Speaker 9: way you're hanging, and you sort of flip it over.
Speaker 9: It just sort of lays back and to the point
Speaker 9: where you're just hanging by your ankles.
Speaker 5: And so is it meant to DECOMPRESSI you spine because
Speaker 5: you're using gravity the other way?
Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah, it takes a pressure off the nerves.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm picturing like an old timey torture device where
Speaker 4: you strive your legs in and then you kick yourself
Speaker 4: upside down.
Speaker 3: Medieval about it?
Speaker 9: So head pretty much? What's that hurt your head?
Speaker 4: Like the blood rush into your brain whenever I'm upside down?
Speaker 9: When when you first start using it, But you find
Speaker 9: that the more you use it, the long gear can
Speaker 9: hang there. And yeah, I don't have any sort of
Speaker 9: problems if I sort of start to feel a little
Speaker 9: bit of a niggle. Now I just hop on it
Speaker 9: for a couple of minutes and when I hop off,
Speaker 9: you know, it'll sort of be a little bit sore,
Speaker 9: but the next day will be mean dolls.
Speaker 5: So batman, isn't I hang an upside down?
Speaker 3: That's amazing. I might have to look into that, or
Speaker 3: can I come around and use yours?
Speaker 5: Rob?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know more than welcome mate. And then afterwards
Speaker 9: we'll play a couple of games of.
Speaker 5: Pool, because the two go together. That's probably what my
Speaker 5: car practice is going to say. Listen, there's the poll table.
Speaker 5: Let's shoot a couple of frames.
Speaker 9: I spent I don't know how much money on chiropractice,
Speaker 9: I really and like he'd be snapping and cracking and
Speaker 9: you know, and yeah, i'd sort of ended up going
Speaker 9: around probably every two or three weeks and seeing him
Speaker 9: to try and get it all straightened out again. But
Speaker 9: it never ever seem to fix a problem properly. And
Speaker 9: this thing just sorted it out because it allowed my
Speaker 9: spine to straighten out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've just seen I've just had a look on
Speaker 5: gum Tree whilst we're chatting right now, and I've seen
Speaker 5: there's there's there's a couple you can get. It looks
Speaker 5: like the kind of thing that Hannibal Lecter was strapped to.
Speaker 5: Maybe he had a bad back, that's why he killed
Speaker 5: those people. You know, it just was a relief on
Speaker 5: the back.
Speaker 9: If Hannibal was hanging outside down it would anyway.
Speaker 3: All right, listen, Rob, that's the call. I appreciate that.
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Speaker 5: So chat Post was home alone over the entire weekend.
Speaker 3: How did you get on?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Great?
Speaker 4: I mean I can survive alone. I'm here.
Speaker 3: How many times you use Uber Eats?
Speaker 4: Have I used a delivery service only once?
Speaker 5: That's impressive. Yeah, she cooked to yourself.
Speaker 4: Cooked for myself, fended for myself. Actually cleaned the whole
Speaker 4: house yesterday in anticipation for Yankee coming home today to.
Speaker 3: Make smart move.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like you dealt with it and you're
Speaker 3: an adult, yes right.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was becoming a mess beforehand because we also got
Speaker 4: those I think I told you about the self installed
Speaker 4: blinds and so the pieces of cardboard and all the wrapping.
Speaker 5: Have you put all those blinds up?
Speaker 4: That's the other thing I did on the weeknd.
Speaker 3: That's impressive.
Speaker 4: Installed blinds and it was stupid to do alone because
Speaker 4: actually you need somebody at the other end. So I
Speaker 4: was started rigging up like little systems.
Speaker 5: To pulleys and winches attached to an ankle. And have
Speaker 5: you used the blinds now? Because the great thing about
Speaker 5: having blinds is you can be a nosy neighbor.
Speaker 3: Very is better behind a blind, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Because you can just have a little peaksy to see
Speaker 5: what's going on out there on the road, and then
Speaker 5: just half an inch down with that little puny thing,
Speaker 5: that's it. They can't see you disappeared.
Speaker 4: I love looking at the shutters. Just not a lot
Speaker 4: going out on out there, so nothing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but should any noise go out for an unusual activity, bang,
Speaker 5: where are you?
Speaker 3: You're right behind the shutters.
Speaker 5: Open.
Speaker 3: Close.
Speaker 5: It's better than the old classic netcut. We never got
Speaker 5: to do the dodge to decide if anyone looks over
Speaker 5: And that's too obvious. And what did you watch? Because
Speaker 5: the great thing when your home alone is your TV
Speaker 5: is yours. That's right.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty much watch every football match there was this
Speaker 4: weekend on offer.
Speaker 5: Wasn't there some great games over the weekend? I watched
Speaker 5: the D's game to begin with I was dreading it,
Speaker 5: expecting another miserable, lackluster performance, and then turned out to
Speaker 5: be one of the most and enjoyable gains of AFL
Speaker 5: I've ever seen. Obviously, you know, I'm only a year
Speaker 5: into being a new fan of AFL.
Speaker 3: But my god, I loved it.
Speaker 5: It's not just because the d's one, but they played
Speaker 5: like they were playing last season now.
Speaker 4: It was one of the highlights of the weekend. They
Speaker 4: were back to the team that made the finals last year.
Speaker 5: It was insane at times. Games it was a frantic game,
Speaker 5: and the last sort of five or ten minutes I
Speaker 5: don't know if you saw it of the third quarter
Speaker 5: when there was actually a punch on I mean, finally
Speaker 5: didn't have a shirt on. At one point Nathan Jones
Speaker 5: clob at somebody which cost us a lead, and it
Speaker 5: was about ten people involved, just grabbing each other, punching
Speaker 5: each other. My wife came went, oh my god, this
Speaker 5: looks amazing and they're all going to get sent off.
Speaker 3: But no one has ever sent off in this sport.
Speaker 4: Imagine those cartoons where there's a cloud of smoke because
Speaker 4: everybody's jumping into.
Speaker 5: Old fashioned bundle and part on the sort of thing
Speaker 5: you got in the playground at school.
Speaker 3: But these are top end athletes, and it was it
Speaker 3: was brilliant.
Speaker 5: It was so frenzied and it was great to see
Speaker 5: the tams playing with a bit of fight and spirit.
Speaker 3: And I loved it. It was an insane game.
Speaker 4: And then can I tell you what else I watch?
Speaker 4: And maybe we take a song before I give you
Speaker 4: my review of it. But I watched your recommendation for
Speaker 4: a classic comedy with Nail, and I.
Speaker 5: Well, I can tell you didn't like it, can you? Yep?
Speaker 5: I found it boring. Sorry, I found it boring that
Speaker 5: the classic with now I one of the greatest comedies
Speaker 5: ever made. You found it boring.
Speaker 4: I found it boring and hard to hear, hard to
Speaker 4: hear turning out were you behind them blind? You know?
Speaker 4: Sometimes with old movies that weren't.
Speaker 10: Made, that were that old Jack.
Speaker 4: Nineteen eighty seven, it's not that old that sometimes with
Speaker 4: older movies and then not well made.
Speaker 5: It's very well made. I mean, I mean, it's it's
Speaker 5: a classic movie.
Speaker 4: I find them hard. I found it hard to hear,
Speaker 4: even with the volume.
Speaker 6: That's because you've got a bootleg.
Speaker 3: So hang on a minute, so you watched it all.
Speaker 4: I watched.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I watch one hour.
Speaker 5: You gave up with Nayla, and I I find that
Speaker 5: almost sackable.
Speaker 4: No, no, don't suck me. It's really funny.
Speaker 3: It's incrediblely funny movie.
Speaker 4: I didn't laugh.
Speaker 5: That's not my problem or the greatness of that movie.
Speaker 5: So why do you give up after an hour?
Speaker 4: Well, because one of the comments I read after you
Speaker 4: recommend her on Friday, people were talking about it. One
Speaker 4: of the comments I read was the first half hour
Speaker 4: is some of the funniest things you'll see in movies,
Speaker 4: something like that. And then I got to an hour
Speaker 4: in I was like, well, I I haven't laughed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's your mistake there. Back in the day, we
Speaker 5: just had to discover movies. You didn't have to read
Speaker 5: everything to have it predigested. Going I can't just experience this.
Speaker 5: I need to go on trip Advisor to find out
Speaker 5: about the breadsticks at this restaurant. Low Behold, I have
Speaker 5: an unexpected experience in life. I need to read up
Speaker 5: because then already you're going to it with a different
Speaker 5: kind of preconception.
Speaker 4: See I always go into Rotten Tomato and see what
Speaker 4: the critics score.
Speaker 5: I can't live your life like that. Live the love,
Speaker 5: just experiencing and let it just unfold in front of
Speaker 5: you rather than read up on it before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sound like my wife because just a movie,
Speaker 4: and I say, great, I'd love to go to the
Speaker 4: cinemas tonight and then I'll look it up.
Speaker 5: As I can't believe he gave up with is suckable?
Speaker 5: Bye bye, You're fine.
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Speaker 5: So Jack over the weekend, gave up on the Cold
Speaker 5: Classic with Nail and I. It's okay though, it's it's
Speaker 5: all good between us. However, when you get to The
Speaker 5: Godfather now, that will take time. Don't read up on that,
Speaker 5: just watch it, okay.
Speaker 4: I can't jump straight into now.
Speaker 5: And also, you are your product of your times. You
Speaker 5: have attention deficit disorder.
Speaker 4: That's true. Actually, I was trying not to back here.
Speaker 5: I grew up in a slower time, there was less distraction.
Speaker 5: And actually there are a lot of movies you watch
Speaker 5: now from the eighties or even early nineties that aren't
Speaker 5: as they're actually quite slow at times, aren't they sort of?
Speaker 3: This scene's really dragging you know.
Speaker 5: And and there are some movies now that are too
Speaker 5: hyper cut, you know, and literally made for attention deficit
Speaker 5: disorder people, which is what we've become where work with
Speaker 5: our phones and Instagram and vines and everything now is
Speaker 5: just instant and we're bored. It's a terrible thing. And yeah,
Speaker 5: I tell you what I would do.
Speaker 4: And I did this watching with now and I if
Speaker 4: I see an actor that can't quite place, I want
Speaker 4: to instantly know where they're from. Same with now and
Speaker 4: I their drug dealer is the same guy Wayne's world too, And.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a very similar word. See, you know, I'm
Speaker 5: plugging from the experience, aren't you. On Saturday night, there
Speaker 5: and my wife and kids, they were being picked up
Speaker 5: at two am to go to the airport for edinbatt
Speaker 5: to England where I'm flying about Friday to join them.
Speaker 5: And so they all went to bed and I thought, well,
Speaker 5: this is what me going about. They're going to wake
Speaker 5: me up. I just stay up until they go. So
Speaker 5: my twelve year old Lois said, oh, look, do you
Speaker 5: think I would be able to stay up until one fifteen?
Speaker 5: I've never stayed up so that I went, yeah, if
Speaker 5: you want, you can stay with me, we'll watch a
Speaker 5: movie together.
Speaker 3: So just before midnight we put on Old School.
Speaker 5: Ah. We were both cutled up on the couch under
Speaker 5: a blanket and she was howling with laughter. So as I,
Speaker 5: that is still funny. Rh god, that is still so funny. Oh,
Speaker 5: I've forgot how great they're all really, Vince morning, it
Speaker 5: is great, but Will Ferrell is the funniest man on
Speaker 5: the planet. Old School is still funny. Now bears rewatching again.
Speaker 4: Now I want to watch something like.
Speaker 5: And then I did something yesterday. So I was home
Speaker 5: alone yesterday and Uber Eats for lunch got a pizza.
Speaker 5: I felt like I had been really, really rebellious just
Speaker 5: having pizza for lunch. No frown.
Speaker 4: I had pizzas for lunch?
Speaker 5: What is it? And I was at first I was
Speaker 5: I could almost hear my wise voice. Can you guind
Speaker 5: of have pizza them the day?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 5: But I was like, I can She's not here, the
Speaker 5: eroe the sky is the pizza turned up? And I thought, right,
Speaker 5: and heeds something equally grubby and dirty is to watch?
Speaker 5: And I saw an advert online. I can't believe I
Speaker 5: actually did this. I feel terrible. It did not make
Speaker 5: me feel good. Afterwards. The equivalent on my soul is like,
Speaker 5: you know, sometimes you're at a servo station and you
Speaker 5: see a hot dog that looks like it's been there
Speaker 5: for years. But you see the hot dog, it looks
Speaker 5: warm and you eat it, but you don't feel good,
Speaker 5: but you just eat it really quickly. I paid forty
Speaker 5: bucks to watch online live bare knuckle boxing.
Speaker 4: Oh is it illegal?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no it's And there was a big.
Speaker 4: Fight yesterday, the filming in their backyard.
Speaker 5: It was just just awful. There was a big fight
Speaker 5: yesterday between a former year world champ at boxing who's
Speaker 5: now now involved in it. But it was not good
Speaker 5: to watch that. And I'm a big UOC fan, but
Speaker 5: this was a step too far.
Speaker 4: It's the sound I bet like this.
Speaker 5: Just that it's this guy's lunging at each other. It's
Speaker 5: not very skillful, and it was just.
Speaker 4: Well, you're wipe being pizza chin and just that forty
Speaker 4: dollars to watch guys fight bare knuckle boxing.
Speaker 5: My wife had only been away for seven hours and
Speaker 5: it was just like this is this is not a
Speaker 5: good look.
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Speaker 4: Now you're joking with that stuff.
Speaker 9: For you.
Speaker 4: You're in pain.
Speaker 3: It's hard to watch you, honestly, just sudden moves. I've
Speaker 3: hurt my back.
Speaker 5: I was just going to get through, just gonna make
Speaker 5: it until eleven forty five and I could see my
Speaker 5: car practice. You can start clicking things and bring me
Speaker 5: much those painkillers who gave me patsy and they perceive
Speaker 5: that they haven't done anything.
Speaker 6: Now you need anti inflammatories ideally anyway.
Speaker 5: Right, it's ten minutes past seven, So this Thursday, it
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Speaker 5: Gold one I four point three seven am. So you
Speaker 5: can now enter. We're looking for our two teams. Two
Speaker 5: people in each team. Snooze are providing the two mattresses
Speaker 5: for the race or matt try for the plural. I
Speaker 5: guess you get one thousand dollars. The winning team does
Speaker 5: suspend at Snooze. I've just been announced by Snooze. It's
Speaker 5: the fact that they have given details now of what
Speaker 5: the racing mattresses matt try are going to be. Well.
Speaker 4: I hope the test one that we used on Friday
Speaker 4: didn't have handles. This please tell me the test handles.
Speaker 3: This will have handles.
Speaker 5: Because my friend, it's the Slumberland Bromley. I'd her thought
Speaker 5: that they were going to think in of releasince when
Speaker 5: I thought, I don't want to dream too big, because
Speaker 5: I thought if they dropped that one, it's one of
Speaker 5: the finest in the range. It's not too fun, it's
Speaker 5: not too soft, you know what it is. It's just
Speaker 5: right and off the top of my head. I'm not
Speaker 5: reading from any official information here they've asked me to read,
Speaker 5: but I'm pretty sure the slumber and Bromley the top
Speaker 5: my hand, i'mrettyure height is twenty nine centimeters with a
Speaker 5: depth of around two hundred and three and a width of.
Speaker 3: One hundred and eighty three sounds right to me.
Speaker 5: Also, the thing I love about the slumber and Bromley
Speaker 5: is it's a non flip gussip top design. It sounds
Speaker 5: and that's how I like my women as well. With
Speaker 5: a non flip gusset top design. It's also got a
Speaker 5: durable head toe helical lacing. You know what I love,
Speaker 5: helical lacing on a mattress. I won't sleep on anything
Speaker 5: of than matt and it's got plush comfort phone as well,
Speaker 5: and zoned coil springs. That is the mattress that each
Speaker 5: team will be racing with. Two of those, the Slumberland Bromley.
Speaker 5: So we need to start thinking about other stuff that
Speaker 5: we need for this race. We also needs to start
Speaker 5: thinking about a sweep steak that everyone can take part
Speaker 5: in to try and guess how far the winning team
Speaker 5: is actually gonna make it. Jack and Crawf on Friday
Speaker 5: Show you can see the video actually raced a mattress
Speaker 5: just to get some idea of what it's going to
Speaker 5: be like under race conditions.
Speaker 3: Is Thursday.
Speaker 5: From here to the mcg I mean, I say, you did,
Speaker 5: Crawf big spoons all the.
Speaker 3: Way up there and come on.
Speaker 5: Crawf picked the matches at one hand, picks up little
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy with the other one, put Jack on his
Speaker 5: back and jogged a power of them because he's still
Speaker 5: he's got white line fever up to the mcg gate
Speaker 5: for part of.
Speaker 4: That team, I get a medal, just the same as crawl.
Speaker 5: All right, So if you want to take part in this,
Speaker 5: give us a call now. We're looking for the teams
Speaker 5: nine four one four one O four three The Amazing
Speaker 5: Match Rays, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's Amazing Match Rain.
Speaker 5: Sah It's Race Week Thursday morning, seven am. Two teams
Speaker 5: two Brave and noble teams went off from god.
Speaker 3: Oh almost set my old radio station in dressed.
Speaker 4: Then I bet Golden Place is sounds like gold so
Speaker 4: it's like goal.
Speaker 5: Well, head off from here in Richmond. They've got to
Speaker 5: get as far as they can in two hours, lugging, carrying,
Speaker 5: dragging queen mattresses. Not just any queen mattrees, of course,
Speaker 5: it is the Slumberland Bromley all right this if you
Speaker 5: do want to enter, give us a call this morning
Speaker 5: nine four one four one O four three.
Speaker 3: Let's speak to Peter.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Hey, how's the going. I'm good, And tell
Speaker 5: us about why you want to enter the Amazing Match Race.
Speaker 8: I'm in the car here with my twin sister Kelly.
Speaker 8: We're off to work. We work from man with a
Speaker 8: van furniture removals. So we've moved to see mattresses before. Yep,
Speaker 8: we're going to six feet combined weight of about one
Speaker 8: hundred and sixty KOs. I think so I think we've
Speaker 8: got We've probably got what it takes. We could I reson.
Speaker 8: We have a ple red hot clock on it.
Speaker 5: See this is amazing. So you're again you're not going
Speaker 5: to be intimidated by the mattress.
Speaker 8: Absolutely not not. We're heading heading into work now, so
Speaker 8: we'll probably move with you today. So we've done it before.
Speaker 5: Okay, and also tell us about you and your twin sister.
Speaker 5: Then are you into sport because the big thing here
Speaker 5: isn't just moving a mattress is one thing. Don't forget.
Speaker 3: This is for two hours over distance endurance.
Speaker 8: Yeap, good, good point. So it is a park or coach,
Speaker 8: so she's on her feet all time, happy to run.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, we need to pause that one.
Speaker 5: That's an amazing thing. You know you see people doing
Speaker 5: that online pacor so French absolutely way of moving and
Speaker 5: they just sort of flip themselves round and tumble and
Speaker 5: roll and jump off buildings.
Speaker 3: It's amazing how can you be.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of demand for people to be trained
Speaker 5: up here in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: And yeah, yeah, she actually runs She basically runs a
Speaker 8: training group called Melbourne Emotion that trains park all ages,
Speaker 8: all abilities.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 4: Where do they go? Do they have their own arena
Speaker 4: or do they just go on the street.
Speaker 8: On the street in various locations? Kel did you want
Speaker 8: to around south Bank? South Bank? There's a lot of
Speaker 8: sort of ledges and statues up around south Bank.
Speaker 5: Sort of tumble and I would love to see see people.
Speaker 5: Would I bring my kids to watch that? I've seen
Speaker 5: it on like it looks beautiful.
Speaker 8: Bring kids to do it?
Speaker 10: She does?
Speaker 8: She does sessions to kids.
Speaker 5: Does she do anything for middle aged DJs?
Speaker 4: With your back one station is great?
Speaker 5: I'm taking that back off.
Speaker 6: He's done.
Speaker 8: She's done it for moms before she got our mum involved.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's so cool.
Speaker 5: And well what about you then? You obviously sort of
Speaker 5: super fit twins?
Speaker 8: Well, I my main sport is surfboat rowing in the
Speaker 8: summer and I also play football in winter for south Sea.
Speaker 5: Wise, you two were a couple of guns, a couple
Speaker 5: of white hot contenders. Right now, I can see you
Speaker 5: after two hours going. We're okay to carry on till
Speaker 5: five o'clock. We're going to keep going. We're going to
Speaker 5: get out of state.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: That's a brilliant Okay, well listen girls, thank you very
Speaker 5: much entering the amazing match race.
Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you. We look forward to it before
Speaker 8: we get there.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. All Right, we're going to speak
Speaker 5: to another team next. If you'd like to take part first,
Speaker 5: they give us a call. Nine one O four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three this Thursday. It's on.
Speaker 5: Finally it's race week for this Christian O'Connell's a.
Speaker 14: Lazy Mats Rain.
Speaker 5: By the end of tomorrow's show, we need to have
Speaker 5: announced our two competing teams.
Speaker 3: Two people in each team.
Speaker 5: The challenge try and get a mattress as far as
Speaker 5: way from this radio station God one O four point
Speaker 5: three in Richmond to Queen. We're going to go four
Speaker 5: with handles as far as it can. They got two
Speaker 5: hours dragging carrying having it on their heads. What did
Speaker 5: you find it the easy way to do? When you
Speaker 5: did the test run with kraw on Friday?
Speaker 4: I found on our heads actually, but that's because we
Speaker 4: had a mattress with our handles, right, I think we
Speaker 4: Well they've got a bigger mattress as well, crawlf and
Speaker 4: I only tested with the double.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're upgrading to a queen. Yeah, more weight as
Speaker 3: well on the line.
Speaker 5: Now then we just told from the two super sporting twins,
Speaker 5: we've got a father son team that want to take
Speaker 5: part in this.
Speaker 3: Good morning Zach.
Speaker 5: Hello, hello Zach Christian and listen, thanks for emailing me
Speaker 5: last week. So that you're and the old man fancied entering. Yes,
Speaker 5: So do you work together.
Speaker 11: Yeap, delivering plaster and that is hard.
Speaker 3: Work, wet, heavy plaster.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're running up and downstairs all the time
Speaker 5: and awkward places. Yeah.
Speaker 11: And you know we deliver like nine ton of plaster
Speaker 11: in half an hour occasionally.
Speaker 3: Nine time in a half hour.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so much the chuckhold. Yeah, so we're running all
Speaker 11: day carrying every sheet and half an hour.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I know what it's like to be eighteen Okay,
Speaker 5: you exaggerated, but everything went nineteen and a half. And
Speaker 5: how is that right, Zach?
Speaker 11: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wait nine to nine thousand, all right, so divided
Speaker 4: by thirty minutes, three hundred killos a minute.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we carry into six meters sheets.
Speaker 3: What would we know? All right, what would we know?
Speaker 3: I mean, we don't have proper jobs.
Speaker 5: If Zach saying he does that, he doesn't, we don't
Speaker 5: know what they is it in the wheelbarrows? What are
Speaker 5: you delivering it in all this?
Speaker 11: Now we have we carry it so it's up against
Speaker 11: our bodies.
Speaker 4: This is give me the.
Speaker 11: Sheets is over one hundred kilo. So if we just
Speaker 11: have to, you know, take it off the truck, just
Speaker 11: to the back of the truck. You know that doesn't
Speaker 11: take long.
Speaker 5: Zach, AND's who's in charge? You were the old man?
Speaker 5: Is he like a slave driver?
Speaker 9: Yeah, the old man.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's been doing it for his whole life pretty much, so.
Speaker 3: That is hard, hard work. You guys do.
Speaker 11: He's saying in the background, and carries two on his own?
Speaker 5: So yeah, how old is he?
Speaker 11: Old man's sixty two two?
Speaker 5: Do we?
Speaker 3: Is he going to be all right?
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's going to be fun.
Speaker 3: You're a yeah, it's stick the old man on now?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Thanks?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 5: All right, hello mate, listen, so your boys said you're
Speaker 5: up for this, you're up for doing the shifting? The mattress.
Speaker 11: Mate, Yeah, yeah, I used to try in the thousand stays,
Speaker 11: all the time of hard labor, all me last mite.
Speaker 5: This would be easy, This would be easy for you guys.
Speaker 3: I like mattress.
Speaker 12: I carry two six baby sheets on the.
Speaker 13: Far is nothing.
Speaker 11: We're going to train it on the weekend.
Speaker 5: With the mattress.
Speaker 9: We carry one o.
Speaker 12: You can give us one eight We'll kill him.
Speaker 5: How far do you think you'll get in two hours?
Speaker 8: I'm thinking which went to St Kilda?
Speaker 5: Really? Don't you get up to Saint Kilda?
Speaker 3: And where are you today?
Speaker 5: You want to?
Speaker 3: You want to sight right now? You and the boy
Speaker 3: because you've got an.
Speaker 11: We're at Andrews.
Speaker 8: We've already done two jobs.
Speaker 3: Wow, were you start early?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: We listen? So your son didn't introduce us?
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 9: Lawrence?
Speaker 3: Lawrence? Everyone knows me?
Speaker 5: Not even I can say that. I mean, we've got
Speaker 5: to post us up still say who I am? Everyone
Speaker 5: knows this, guys, A billion tons a minute and everyone
Speaker 5: knows me. I love you all right, Well listen Larry
Speaker 5: for now, Thank you very much. How great are these teams?
Speaker 5: The twins and now the father's son. Everyone knows them.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: After eight, we'll speak to some more the contending teams
Speaker 5: who want to take part in the Amazing match race,
Speaker 5: the father son amazing double ap we've just spoken to,
Speaker 5: then Zach and his old man Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Amazing characters.
Speaker 5: Hard hard work that is lugging that plaster ball all
Speaker 5: day long. But Jack and I don't know this area. Okay,
Speaker 5: we have, you can't even really call this a job.
Speaker 5: We don't know if how many tons did you say off?
Speaker 4: They said they moved nine ton in half an hour,
Speaker 4: and Dad said, on his own he carries two six
Speaker 4: meter sheets under his arm, which is over one hundred kilograms.
Speaker 3: It's incredible, which to me.
Speaker 4: The math is still out on that.
Speaker 5: So Trady's if you're listening to this right now, maybe
Speaker 5: you're our plastra. Is that right? Is that what you
Speaker 5: can do? Because that to me just seems astonishing. It's
Speaker 5: so strong to do that all day in, day out, No.
Speaker 5: Four one four three. Meanwhile on the show.
Speaker 2: It's just another miss heard Monday, Christian O'Connell's miss hurt lyrics.
Speaker 5: Normally we do this after eight on a Monday. Last
Speaker 5: week I got an email someone saying, can you do
Speaker 5: it before eight? They never get to hear it. We're
Speaker 5: doing it before eight again for the second week running.
Speaker 5: This not works Monday morning miss her lyrics. We're doing
Speaker 5: two parts. Part one, Big John makes the top five
Speaker 5: of his brand new misheard lyrics, and then part two
Speaker 5: we go through all of yours that you've been sending
Speaker 5: in here.
Speaker 3: The last week.
Speaker 5: As always, Jack and Pat's judge jury execution on this.
Speaker 5: If you like it, if you don't hear the misheard lyric,
Speaker 5: and this is the big one Hall of Favor. Okay,
Speaker 5: First we got Blondie hard Glass riding high on Love's
Speaker 5: true bluish lights or is it riding high on Love's
Speaker 5: good fluids? Shine?
Speaker 3: I don't hear.
Speaker 5: Shine, Hendrix Burble Hayes the class.
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 5: Will I kiss the sky? Or is it excuse me?
Speaker 5: Whien I kiss this guy?
Speaker 9: Use me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got that yep.
Speaker 5: Another classic. Now David Bowie ziggy starred us making love
Speaker 5: with his ego or is it making love with his eagle? Yes?
Speaker 7: Definitely yes, it is.
Speaker 3: Green Day Holiday?
Speaker 5: Hearing the dogs howling out of key or is it
Speaker 5: every dog's coming out of cake. Yeah, it is every
Speaker 5: dog's coming out of cake. Yep, that's definitely what we
Speaker 5: can hear. And then last one for Big John's Top five.
Speaker 14: Make that bunny watch it bone.
Speaker 5: One Republic counting Stars, make that money watch it burn.
Speaker 14: Make that money watch it bone?
Speaker 3: Or is it bake that bunny?
Speaker 5: Watch it burn?
Speaker 14: We make that bunny watch it bone?
Speaker 3: How dare you won?
Speaker 5: Republic?
Speaker 14: We make that money watch it bone?
Speaker 3: It does say that, make that bunny watch it burn.
Speaker 14: Make that money watch it bone?
Speaker 5: All right, those are Big John's who go through yours.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 5: Time now for part two of the miss hurd Lyrics
Speaker 5: on a Monday.
Speaker 14: It's just another miss heard Monday.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's miss hurd Lyrics.
Speaker 5: All right, then this is part two where we go
Speaker 5: through all the mishurd lyrics that you've been sending in
Speaker 5: over the last seven days. Up first, then Shakira for
Speaker 5: David in mill Park. There's or Shakira sing, and there's
Speaker 5: the man I chose, There's my territory or is it
Speaker 5: there's the man I chose there's my Telly Tubby.
Speaker 4: There's my territory I wanted to be.
Speaker 5: There's ninety There isn't it. It's not quite the Tubby, dammit.
Speaker 2: Gus, there's my territory.
Speaker 5: All right. Now we go to Clayton South and Christine
Speaker 5: Hill with this one from Mickey be.
Speaker 3: How can we make love if we can't make amends?
Speaker 5: Or is it how can we make love if we
Speaker 5: can't make a mess? Yes, yes, well done Christine Hill
Speaker 5: and Clayton South, thank you very much. I love it
Speaker 5: when we play this song. I love the song Life
Speaker 5: is a Highway by Tom Cochran. Want some damn you
Speaker 5: damn Steve.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand? Or is it?
Speaker 5: And Steph says here I think Jack will appreciate this one,
Speaker 5: which means he's childish. Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stink.
Speaker 5: Want some damn daein There we go and he did
Speaker 5: love it. You know him well, step Sometimes you bend,
Speaker 5: sometimes you stink some damn damn Steve.
Speaker 3: Yep, all right.
Speaker 5: This is from a young listener to the show, Mitchell
Speaker 5: who's seven years old.
Speaker 3: He's a big Star Wars fan.
Speaker 5: Him and mum Amy listen on the way into school everyday,
Speaker 5: every day and they've gone to this one Beg's classic
Speaker 5: night Fever. Now as Mitchell is a Star Wars fan,
Speaker 5: he's here, he's hearing Lightsaber, Lightsaber.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Mitchell? That is a great one.
Speaker 5: Wild Mitchell will give you this Hall of Favor. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much, young Mitchell. Christian Jack and Pats. This
Speaker 5: is an international one from London, England, Kings of Leon.
Speaker 3: Big hit for them. Sex on fire.
Speaker 5: Or is it? According to Kimberly, she hears dyslexics on fire.
Speaker 3: Take it up with.
Speaker 5: Kings of Leon. If they're saying that that's awful, of
Speaker 5: course it's there. We have to And the last one,
Speaker 5: this comes from Sweden, Mick in Sweden Destiny's Child.
Speaker 3: Remember this song from Destiny's Child.
Speaker 5: From Independent Woman, I've brought it or.
Speaker 3: Is it I think and guess where we're going with
Speaker 3: this or is it to who? Mick in Sweden. It
Speaker 3: sounds that she's saying I farted.
Speaker 5: I don't normally like it when they've come to bottom obsessed,
Speaker 5: but I'm afraid that is their crystal clear.
Speaker 3: And it goes into Mick in Sweden.
Speaker 9: Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Thanks everyone, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 5: On Friday show, we'll be doing our regular Friday thing
Speaker 5: which is don't Judge Me Butt. We had this amazing
Speaker 5: call for a guy called David and he was talking
Speaker 5: about how he snapped a tooth and instead of paying
Speaker 5: a lot of money going getting a crown at the dentist,
Speaker 5: he made his own crown using a bone, using a
Speaker 5: bone and super glue. And I was thinking, how some
Speaker 5: some of you must have done this before, when you've
Speaker 5: just taken matters into your own hand and done your
Speaker 5: own DIY surgery or DIY medicine some of the and
Speaker 5: I said, hey, listen, if you've got to do like this,
Speaker 5: email me over the weekend. Some of the stories I
Speaker 5: got coming into my on my phone over the weekend
Speaker 5: are astonishing. First one comes from Heather Jackson some years
Speaker 5: ago Kushnar I was watching TV. Look round to see
Speaker 5: my husband with pliers in his mouth trying to extract
Speaker 5: his own wisdom too. He was in so much pain,
Speaker 5: but he was just sat there with his feet up
Speaker 5: casually watching TV, tugging twisting, tugging, twisting. The tooth came
Speaker 5: out and didn't have to go to the dentists and
Speaker 5: no infection occurred either, saved us a lot of money.
Speaker 5: That's on Heather, I love this one subject heading was
Speaker 5: simply hack saw to my draculate teeth.
Speaker 4: We gotta get out of the mouth region it's given
Speaker 4: me the trapes.
Speaker 3: Christian I had spiky draculate fangs.
Speaker 5: They called it in sizes, and I wanted to just
Speaker 5: shave a bit off the tip. I took a hack saw.
Speaker 5: You think of drills bad? Who the hell can just casually?
Speaker 6: No, you wouldn't fit it in your map.
Speaker 5: It's not just that you get those smaller ones. You
Speaker 5: do get smaller ales. But even so, the pain, how
Speaker 5: would you push that when you are you drunk? But
Speaker 5: Christian I started to sow at the wrong angle and
Speaker 5: ended up taking more than.
Speaker 6: We need a photo.
Speaker 5: So I had to go to the dentist and having
Speaker 5: major reconstruction surgery on my two in sizes, which cost
Speaker 5: an absolute fortune.
Speaker 3: But they are less spiky now.
Speaker 5: Question I can't tell you the pain and the noise
Speaker 5: where I went to datis they had to get an
Speaker 5: actual industrial grinder out to grind them down. It goes
Speaker 5: through your skull. The noise. Forget about the drill. This
Speaker 5: is terrible. Richard Owen, that's a great one. Christian.
Speaker 3: I a few years ago I got infected lymph nodes.
Speaker 6: Affected lymph not.
Speaker 5: They turn into large cysts.
Speaker 6: Want to I want to hear about this.
Speaker 5: Listenersysts tempus down on Monday. The doctor wouldn't give me
Speaker 5: anything about from pills. So I watched a couple of
Speaker 5: these online videos. It's Jack CeNSE, Dr pimple Popper.
Speaker 4: I know about it. I'd never watched this stun.
Speaker 5: I grabbed a sharp box cutter and squeezed those suckers dry.
Speaker 5: These are not good, are they. I've got some all
Speaker 5: coming up next. If you've done any DIY surgery or
Speaker 5: DIY medicine, give us a call. Nine four one four
Speaker 5: one oh four three. I got some great ones that
Speaker 5: were left on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Coming up next The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: Talking about when you've taken medical matters into your own home,
Speaker 5: turned your front room into his surgery a theater, or
Speaker 5: because on Friday show doing don't judge me, but we
Speaker 5: got this some Dennis.
Speaker 13: About four or five years ago, I broke off a
Speaker 13: tooth at the front of my mouth, and I was
Speaker 13: too poor at that time to go to the dentist,
Speaker 13: so I made a tooth out of a piece of
Speaker 13: bone that I stole from the dog, and then I
Speaker 13: drilled a hole up into the broken stump, and I
Speaker 13: wore that too for about three or four years, and
Speaker 13: then eventually I went to the dentist and got a
Speaker 13: plate made.
Speaker 3: And still barely believable that he actually did that.
Speaker 5: So that is why we are looking for your stories
Speaker 5: about DIY medicine over the weekend on Facebook. If you
Speaker 5: want to be a friend of SEO on Facebook, find
Speaker 5: us at O C one O four three Sarah. When
Speaker 5: we had my third child, we couldn't afford a breast pump.
Speaker 5: My husband made one. Made one a breast pump out
Speaker 5: of a mattress pump and a piece of hose, no dining.
Speaker 3: Don't you worry about a breast pump.
Speaker 5: I've made you one. My boob got sucked so far
Speaker 5: down the hose it hurts so much. But at the
Speaker 5: same time we couldn't stop laughing. Could this from Lucia?
Speaker 5: My dad's crown I used to always fall out on
Speaker 5: the third time rather than take another day off to
Speaker 5: go to the dentist. He's just stuck it back in
Speaker 5: with super glue, very toxic, and he could have stuck
Speaker 5: his whole mouth shut together. But to be fair, it
Speaker 5: never fell out again. Linda, my dad is a notice
Speaker 5: a theme here. It's men Dennis doing it initially. My
Speaker 5: dad is a cereal do it yourself. His best boble
Speaker 5: was when he cut the side of his hand with
Speaker 5: a pair of secateurs. I came home to find a
Speaker 5: saucepan with fishing line and a bag big need or
Speaker 5: boiling away. He made me stitch the gaping wound while
Speaker 5: he held it together with his.
Speaker 6: Other That's horrific.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's go to lines. Charlene, Good morning, Come.
Speaker 8: Morning, Christian. Hey are you guys doing today?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Not too bad. I hope you won't help. You
Speaker 5: had a great weekend. Tell us about your DIY medicine.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, all the waiting slippers.
Speaker 8: I got me finger pinnected between the rabbi mallet and
Speaker 8: the favor hints at blood clot.
Speaker 3: Blood clot produced under me fingernail.
Speaker 8: The pressure on it because I'm really hurting, so I asked.
Speaker 9: The guidance to go grab a cord the drill.
Speaker 12: And they drill bit, so drilled a little hole in
Speaker 12: it really.
Speaker 9: Leave the pressure out of it. And yeah, and that
Speaker 9: felt right after that.
Speaker 3: I don't imagine that drilling into your own body.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just just finger and oil.
Speaker 12: Bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did it hurt?
Speaker 8: Feels that No, not really hurt because the pressure.
Speaker 5: Was there building up, right, and then what instant relief?
Speaker 5: I guess once you get it out.
Speaker 9: Yep, exactly.
Speaker 3: All right, Charlie, thanks you, not for you cool?
Speaker 5: Thanks you, col I have a good week. George, Hey,
Speaker 5: what're you doing over there? Fingers?
Speaker 4: Well, this segments giving me the crep jake button.
Speaker 5: That strong boy, George, Good morning, Good morning, George's about
Speaker 5: your di Way medicine.
Speaker 12: Well, years ago, I broke a bone in my my
Speaker 12: fan and I went to the doctors and he said
Speaker 12: I have to I had to plaster it, and well,
Speaker 12: I'm a plasterer, so I said, well, I go to
Speaker 12: a hospital that's myself. And then the corner cement started
Speaker 12: to shrink and my thumb went blue and I was
Speaker 12: screaming that much and I had to get a hammer
Speaker 12: and snatch it off.
Speaker 3: So what happened in the end, George, did you have
Speaker 3: to go to hospital to get it done properly?
Speaker 12: Well, you said it was only crack, So I thought.
Speaker 12: I thought myself and the past was shrunk.
Speaker 5: Uh oh right, Okaydge.
Speaker 3: That's when we could have done with those fingers.
Speaker 5: Keep the coos coming, nine fall fall through and it
Speaker 5: just ended the Christian.
Speaker 1: O'Connell breakfast show. One's gold one of four point three, all.
Speaker 5: Right before Godlin News. Then last few calls about di
Speaker 5: Y medicine. Let's go to Sean. Good morning. I'm good Sean.
Speaker 5: Have you had a nice weekend? So tell us about
Speaker 5: your DIY medicine.
Speaker 15: Well, I had a bit of a problem. I fell
Speaker 15: onto a cactus at my father in law's house. He's
Speaker 15: got to set up military style with these cactus that
Speaker 15: are ridiculous that some ons are like one and a
Speaker 15: half in trile.
Speaker 5: What do you mean, like for security reasons, Yes, totally.
Speaker 5: Trump's got that out of the White House. You know,
Speaker 5: the last form of defense is cacti.
Speaker 15: If you saw these, Cattie, you don't understand in places
Speaker 15: of at his daughter's windows.
Speaker 3: Especially, I need to start doing. I've got two daughters.
Speaker 15: Ever got a twelve rib cactus and have a look
Speaker 15: at a sport.
Speaker 5: Them yet to keep any young Romeo sting up?
Speaker 3: What happened to you and the cactus?
Speaker 15: Well, I was I was staying the road with a
Speaker 15: friend's place, and I thought I'd try to kid me
Speaker 15: lightsaber collection. I've got ridiculous a man, three thousand dollars
Speaker 15: with those light sibers. Anyway, I fell onto the cactus
Speaker 15: because I slipped, but I knew I was just coming.
Speaker 5: So you are you within the lightsabers from that famed
Speaker 5: lightsaber collection.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I was showing it, showing a kid from down
Speaker 15: the road right, and it just rained and I slipped,
Speaker 15: and I knew I was heading for it, so I
Speaker 15: turned one hand around.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 15: Anyway, basically ended up with twenty of these seems forty
Speaker 15: mil long going in one ight and out the obum.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 15: And I had like an eight year old kid with me,
Speaker 15: so I can't scream and yellow carry on. So I
Speaker 15: just said, Cruise, are gonna have to.
Speaker 5: Go it's already cool of the year. Sure, sorry, mate, Cruise,
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to go home. But it's pretty much
Speaker 5: lightsaber Yeah.
Speaker 15: Sorry, I went and grabbed the lightsaber showy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, and with a good hand. You're not
Speaker 3: the woman.
Speaker 15: The forty missus was was at his house with his mum.
Speaker 15: So I've gone down there and and and she's just gone.
Speaker 15: She didn't want to look at him, and so Gorge
Speaker 15: taxi to go to hospital. Crois did a good job.
Speaker 15: He pulled about four or five out with the way.
Speaker 15: But get to the hospital, emergency packed out the door.
Speaker 15: What the hell is going on? The healthcare man? But
Speaker 15: guess what it was the next day asthma storm night.
Speaker 15: They wouldn't even look at my hands.
Speaker 3: Are you saber collection?
Speaker 15: That that that'd been put back in the safe safe.
Speaker 5: It's a very secure compound he's got made with the
Speaker 5: characterses everywhere. And then there's the safe for the lightsaber collection.
Speaker 15: Not a safe, but yeah, and.
Speaker 5: You know there.
Speaker 15: We had a lot of money with there, around four
Speaker 15: hundred bucks each.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's amazing. Short.
Speaker 15: I had to get home anyway. They told me to
Speaker 15: go in, so I thought, all right, well, I just
Speaker 15: got to sold your bucket of water, put my hands
Speaker 15: in salt water for an hour and a half, and
Speaker 15: I thought I'd get some help on the missus. She
Speaker 15: was no good. She couldn't handle it, so I ended
Speaker 15: up most of them. I had to pull through and
Speaker 15: they're tapered loud the metal nails at a table going
Speaker 15: They ended up about three or four mil three mil
Speaker 15: maybe at the end thickness start off at a needle point,
Speaker 15: and about fifty forty or fifty mil long ended up.
Speaker 15: I got most of them out and there was one
Speaker 15: sticking into my finger you could see. So in to
Speaker 15: the doctors and he said, you're don't have to go
Speaker 15: to ultrasound and they'll cut it out. So I thought, nah,
Speaker 15: I'll just get it, get a box, I calidaut of
Speaker 15: myself and pull well out of yourself.
Speaker 3: It's incredible.
Speaker 15: One grew out, one tip grew out in my nail,
Speaker 15: and there's still about five in there.
Speaker 3: Oh well, if you're picking up rubbish, isn't it No, I.
Speaker 15: Catch a cricketball real hard to them, will show my
Speaker 15: right in.
Speaker 5: Actually see them and does it affect they neither lightsaber work?
Speaker 15: No, not at all at all.
Speaker 4: Sure, I think you should get and checked out.
Speaker 3: You can get infected, Sean.
Speaker 15: That's the funny thing. This was when it was other
Speaker 15: three years ago, and they haven't been a problem.
Speaker 5: Well, that's great news. Well sure, it's an amazing story.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for telling us about the lightsaber collection,
Speaker 5: the security details, everything that's brilliant.
Speaker 15: Forty World War two was the kids from Austria.
Speaker 3: Who all right, hence why he's still.
Speaker 5: Protecting protected.
Speaker 3: They're coming back.
Speaker 5: They're starting ready for the Germans with my cactus collection.
Speaker 5: All right, Sean, have a good day mate. Thanks jeez,
Speaker 5: that was epics story, wasn't it. It's not the director's version,
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Sean.
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Speaker 5: Right now though we can cross live to someone who's
Speaker 5: always welcome on this show. She's always brilliant. She needs
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Speaker 5: Amanda Keller. Amanda, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 10: So nice to be here. Thank you very much to you.
Speaker 5: Know what I think of you as the first lady
Speaker 5: of broadcasting in Australia.
Speaker 16: Do you know, I that's a very nice thing. Which
Speaker 16: kind of first lady? Am I kind of Hillary Clinton?
Speaker 16: Or am I Milania Trump?
Speaker 5: I think you're a mixture of both. Top half of one,
Speaker 5: bottom half of the other. I won't say which way round.
Speaker 5: There are rumors that there's something of a Hilary about you.
Speaker 10: I don't know what rumor that would be, but I'm
Speaker 10: happy for it.
Speaker 3: And how are things going with you?
Speaker 10: Oh, things are going very well. It's a funny old process.
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Speaker 16: The logis, in the old days, what would happen is
Speaker 16: that people would send in coupons to TV week and
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Speaker 10: They've changed it in the last two years.
Speaker 16: This is the second year of this new system where
Speaker 16: the voting reopens today and goes until the end of
Speaker 16: the red carpet. So it's a week of campaigning, which
Speaker 16: I think suits some performers better than others.
Speaker 10: So it is a very usual process.
Speaker 5: You can a massive breakfast show in Sydney. You're now
Speaker 5: appearing on our show. You're so powerful. The boss just
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Speaker 10: See, thank you. You knew more than I did.
Speaker 3: I did, and I will be voting for you.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be your Melbourne campaign manager, running things
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Speaker 3: Okay, I'd love that.
Speaker 16: You're only in it for a sparkly jacket or something,
Speaker 16: aren't you, But I'm loving it.
Speaker 5: You actually deserve this. This is long overdue. And also
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Speaker 5: Grant phones in sick or claims an RDO because he's
Speaker 5: hurt his back or whatever.
Speaker 10: Well he did actually really damage his back and he
Speaker 10: was desperate.
Speaker 5: That's because you were attacked him before the show because
Speaker 5: he wasn't getting his rehearsal lines right yet.
Speaker 10: I did a bit of a Nancy Kerrigan.
Speaker 5: I told you.
Speaker 3: Hiary about you.
Speaker 16: I remember which one did the I'm not sure, but yes,
Speaker 16: but you know he sincerely injured himself and he wanted
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Speaker 5: But it's two hours of trying to get out of
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Speaker 16: Oh I'd love to, but my back and also my
Speaker 16: bumper bar was against his forehead.
Speaker 5: At the time.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen while you're on Yes.
Speaker 5: Last week on the show, Jack and I were both married,
Speaker 5: and you've been married.
Speaker 10: A while obviously, don't make me pick between you.
Speaker 5: Ah, who is big.
Speaker 3: Spoon little spoon between you and a husband.
Speaker 5: You know at night times you do the quick spoon,
Speaker 5: then you separate, I'm guessing, and go your separate ways
Speaker 5: and sleep. That's how it works, right, Wow, You still
Speaker 5: spoon only briefly to say good night and to sort.
Speaker 3: Then you move over. You push each other away, don't you.
Speaker 16: Breakfast radio has ruined even spooning for me. I've done
Speaker 16: breakfast radio for so many years that I go to
Speaker 16: bed at a different time to my husband Andrew Dentin
Speaker 16: Hoist to do radio with the number of years us joke, Well,
Speaker 16: we used to joke that you'd put a post it
Speaker 16: note on your back saying if you have to wake
Speaker 16: me up other than that our mattress at home. I'm
Speaker 16: ashamed to admit has a dip where I sleep, a
Speaker 16: bump in the middle, and a dip.
Speaker 10: Where Harley sleeps.
Speaker 5: There's no man's land.
Speaker 16: It's a no man's land because for so many years
Speaker 16: we've gone to bed and woken up separately, and god
Speaker 16: forbid I get woken up.
Speaker 5: I see.
Speaker 3: So But when you do spoon, who is big spoon?
Speaker 3: Who is little spoon?
Speaker 10: I'm usually the spoon at the back. Is that big spoon?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 10: Yes, I think do most women probably go the other way,
Speaker 10: do they?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: I like to be the spoon at the back, your
Speaker 3: big spoon. And this is why you deserve the LOGI I.
Speaker 5: Wanted to say this in your speech. I'm Amanda Kena
Speaker 5: and I'm big spoon and let's walk off the stage.
Speaker 10: And I don't even get a fork.
Speaker 5: All right, vote for Amanda today then tvweeklogis.
Speaker 3: Dot com dot au. It's always a treat getting on
Speaker 3: the show, Amanda.
Speaker 10: We love having you on, guys to talk to you,
Speaker 10: and thank you very much.
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Speaker 5: All right, time for this morning's at work time waster
Speaker 5: and thanks to show sponsored this week snow Gum you
Speaker 5: can win a beautiful snow gum hooded puffer jacket. I
Speaker 5: saw you waste snow time taking yours on Friday, putting
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Speaker 3: Let you know the kid he goes shopping.
Speaker 5: I want to wear it now.
Speaker 4: I did always wear the shoes out of the store.
Speaker 5: Jack we were given these. Really they are really nice jackets.
Speaker 5: Now the weather is look at it todays, it is
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Speaker 5: Zipping it up like that and then heading straight out
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Speaker 4: I actually really wore it all weekend. Is you perfect
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Speaker 5: Out for a walk? I? Uh, there's one in here
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Speaker 4: She won't known by the time we're gone, by the
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Speaker 3: Exactly, it's brain huggy all right. Then today's at work
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Speaker 5: Patsy had a very emotionally charged, angry week last week,
Speaker 5: and now, as you might have noticed, it's a different
Speaker 5: paths until the next incident. Yes, so today with a
Speaker 5: new zen, Patsy, we're looking for you to calm down.
Speaker 5: A movie I've got star Wars Episode five, The Empire
Speaker 5: kicks back. Thank you, chill Bill, good alone, God loved
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Speaker 6: Oh my back, criky.
Speaker 5: Actually I do need to arm alone. There will be naps.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to love because you set up a trigger. Yeh?
Speaker 15: Is that what it is?
Speaker 5: Every day?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 5: Kitten's on a plane? Yeah, reservoir pups and Texas chainsaw
Speaker 5: mascara is not really like but it's more relaxed than massacre.
Speaker 4: You know you should have been Texas Chainsaw mass Ah.
Speaker 3: That is funnier. All right, you can have that one.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You're getting assist.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 3: Calm down? A movie?
Speaker 4: Oh butda, we're out now? Nice the calm before the storm?
Speaker 5: Boy, that.
Speaker 3: I hope what's happened? Just staring at your pa.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't want to do one like too Bad
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Speaker 5: One, how about no bad in a Row? You're all nineteen?
Speaker 4: So I married a relaxed murderer. Oh, Mike Myers.
Speaker 3: Name the cast?
Speaker 5: Just move on from the steak?
Speaker 6: Can I get extra points?
Speaker 5: Give that snow gum jacket back?
Speaker 9: Dude?
Speaker 4: Where's my crystals?
Speaker 5: That's enough now, all right, send us yours. Calm down
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Speaker 5: Three, Today's that word sign waste the best one we get?
Speaker 5: You get a snow gum hooded huffer jacket? Did you
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did?
Speaker 6: They're in us? Thank you very much?
Speaker 5: All right, all right, so calm down. A movie with
Speaker 5: the new Zen between the Jones after last week's volcano.
Speaker 3: All right, calm down a movie.
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Speaker 3: Dude, where's the serenity?
Speaker 5: Al right?
Speaker 3: Who gets the snow gum jacket?
Speaker 4: I think it's dude, where's the serenity?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: I love that, very very good.
Speaker 5: Okay, you with the number doubles double two zero, you
Speaker 5: get the jacket?
Speaker 3: Well done.
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Speaker 4: I don't know if I've said yet, but I am
Speaker 4: friends good friends with the guy who's filling in for
Speaker 4: Eddie on Hot Breakfast at the moment pushing their buttons.
Speaker 4: Usually it's Rosy, a girl called Rosy, but Edie, no sorry,
Speaker 4: Eddie's there all right? Okay, this guy is doing essentially
Speaker 4: what you do. Play the songs, play the ads in that.
Speaker 3: Hopefully I had a bit more. Yeah, I mean wow,
Speaker 3: press the buttons.
Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
Speaker 6: Button boy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what he called me his head he sees me,
Speaker 5: or poster, he thinks button.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm a button boy. I used to button.
Speaker 5: My best friends. Yeah, said do you hear that burn? Wow?
Speaker 3: Well, one of my.
Speaker 4: Best friends isn't a button boy. Radio Mike. He's feeling
Speaker 4: in this week, the week with the hot breakfast, and
Speaker 4: he told his story because he's not used to breakfast
Speaker 4: hours he's got he got really tired. And I saw
Speaker 4: him on Saturday for lunch and he had accidentally stood
Speaker 4: up a girl that he met on Tinder because they
Speaker 4: agreed to go to breakfast on Saturday morning at nine am,
Speaker 4: and he slept in because he's you know, his system
Speaker 4: and patterns. Whack. He slept right through it.
Speaker 5: Who can sleep beyond nine am?
Speaker 6: I wish I could awake at five am Saturday, he
Speaker 6: was awake.
Speaker 4: So he woke up at ten o'clock and said, I'm
Speaker 4: really sorry. I'm so sorry. He had missed messages from her.
Speaker 4: He's never met her. Yet only talked her online the
Speaker 4: first kind of a very very first day. Anyway, during
Speaker 4: the day, he's saying, I'm sorry, I'm really apologetic. Would
Speaker 4: you give me a second chance? And she says yes,
Speaker 4: all right, why don't we just do the same place
Speaker 4: tomorrow morning, Sunday morning at nine am? And then he
Speaker 4: sets three alarms so he's definitely there, and he texted
Speaker 4: me I'm from the cafe and says, hey, I'm here
Speaker 4: meeting this girl. And it's nine am, so he's there
Speaker 4: on time. And then over the next half hour, she
Speaker 4: doesn't show up and she never went and he didn't
Speaker 4: hear from her. Do you think she's or do you
Speaker 4: think she's straight up paypack?
Speaker 6: Yes, yep, either that or she met someone nicer than
Speaker 6: night before.
Speaker 9: But how.
Speaker 5: People can do this, do that to someone being stood up?
Speaker 5: But it's just breakfast, it's not like you're all done
Speaker 5: up and it's your night out.
Speaker 4: It's an extra and it's so easy these days to
Speaker 4: just go text and go hey sorry, I can't make
Speaker 4: it like a lame excuse. People might see through it.
Speaker 3: But at least I think it's because of how casual
Speaker 3: that I mean, we didn't meet.
Speaker 5: Our other half through that world so different because it's
Speaker 5: so casual, because you're just swipey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be like you're dehumanizing people.
Speaker 5: You're not.
Speaker 3: You're just the thing to swipe out the way you
Speaker 3: don't inconvenience. It doesn't mean anything to you.
Speaker 4: This guy's swiping all the time. He works with us
Speaker 4: on the Hamish and any podcast as well. I see
Speaker 4: him sitting in the planning meeting just swiping through his Tinder,
Speaker 4: just swiping through like he's while we're talking about what
Speaker 4: we want to do in the podcast.
Speaker 3: He get pined and there'd be someone like nearby looking
Speaker 3: for fun.
Speaker 4: No, he's just choosing, like you know, looking at their photos.
Speaker 6: Is it so different?
Speaker 5: I'm glad I didn't have that. I don't think I
Speaker 5: think I would have gone too crazy to that world.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, though, do you think this is
Speaker 5: fair to say? When it comes to revenge, women are
Speaker 5: the best.
Speaker 6: Definitely?
Speaker 5: Well she saw me last week, Well she got revenge
Speaker 5: on you. She stared you.
Speaker 6: Diet opened this week.
Speaker 5: Didn't take long? Did he couldn't even make Monday show.
Speaker 5: Don't start this again. I'm just sending Patsy the.
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for looking after me. You know,
Speaker 5: I've been a lot of pain today's show and you two.
Speaker 3: Have been no good.
Speaker 6: What say I gave you some medicine whatever that was was.
Speaker 3: Just ground up chalk dust or something.
Speaker 6: I'm not a traveling chemist.
Speaker 3: Shop and Jack ordered it was. Got me a cup
Speaker 3: of tea that was half full.
Speaker 5: Referred to me as button boy.
Speaker 4: I actually I didn't realize till I was back then.
Speaker 4: It was very shallow.
Speaker 5: We'll tell you what you know. You're sometimes when you're
Speaker 5: making a drink. Why do I have a little looking
Speaker 5: into the drink? Time of today's show is button Boy.
Speaker 5: We are back tomorrow morning on the show Who Got
Speaker 5: Five to But Tuesday and we'll be announcing who are
Speaker 5: going to be the teams that take part in the
Speaker 5: Amazing Matt tre Sat on Thursday. If you want to
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