Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try bape? Why would you take
Speaker 2: up something that is going to be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people. I'll tell you what. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: you're young and student.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole.
Speaker 2: I was bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Food bean fingered is an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person? Goodness?
Speaker 1: May this is just still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 4: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 4: this season.
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: No, he is Mitch, Julie and Mitchell coo oh hello everybody,
Speaker 1: Hello Michel.
Speaker 2: Cook, good eye? What's happening? One and ten? You body
Speaker 2: believe we've passed.
Speaker 3: The average life expectancy. Everyone's like it's a miracle.
Speaker 1: What is it again? What's the average life expectence thirty episodes?
Speaker 1: You've told me that I'm not.
Speaker 2: Talking about podcasts.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like age, like if someone lives to
Speaker 3: one hundred and ten.
Speaker 2: The local paper runs a story, Oh if.
Speaker 1: Our podcast was a person, if Ijim was a woman, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she should get a cake, should be in that geo.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what happened to me on the
Speaker 2: way in today? Please?
Speaker 3: Do you know when you're driving and you do the
Speaker 3: voice to text, you can't actually type on your phone.
Speaker 1: I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: Does your theori ever go rogue and add emojis to
Speaker 2: your texts? No?
Speaker 1: No, not ad emojis. I've tried to get her to
Speaker 1: use emojis, but she doesn't. She just sells it.
Speaker 2: Out going rogue. I said too, because our producer for Trash,
Speaker 2: Ali texted me about something and I said.
Speaker 1: I wanted me to come back on the show. I'm
Speaker 1: just assuming she might.
Speaker 3: Yes overwhelming demand with the words yeah, she texted me
Speaker 3: about something and I said.
Speaker 2: Hi, about to record. Is it just me? I'll have
Speaker 2: a look later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And when I read the text back, they bookended
Speaker 3: the word is it just me?
Speaker 2: With all these emojis, and I didn't fucking.
Speaker 1: Do that in put my god, I blinked it.
Speaker 2: No, it put a star emoji and a person talking emoji.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Like, how did THEII know that where
Speaker 2: stars and we talk? Wait? You know what?
Speaker 1: You know what Siri does sometimes when you say because
Speaker 1: I've got Hayden saved in my phone with a little
Speaker 1: love heart emoji, than like a puzzle piece.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: When you're dating, you put stupid things on the contacts.
Speaker 1: So whenever I go, hey, Mom, Hayden and I are
Speaker 1: coming over for dinner, now, it will spell Hayden as
Speaker 1: it's spelled in my contacts. So put a love buzzle piece.
Speaker 1: So Mom's like, why the fuck do they want me
Speaker 1: to bring scrabble or going on?
Speaker 2: Imagine if it was the egg plant emoji, Mom's like, okay,
Speaker 2: we get it in the water.
Speaker 1: Spray emoji into the water the gardens. Honey, Siri is
Speaker 1: dumb as dog shit. You know, if you want to
Speaker 1: do dot dot dot, you can't because you have to
Speaker 1: see ellipses. If you say dot dot dot, you will
Speaker 1: write word for word dot dot dot.
Speaker 2: Speaking of dot, we haven't spoken to your alter ego
Speaker 2: in a while. Now we have it.
Speaker 1: You got to hit replacement surgery and she's got thrush.
Speaker 1: Yeah speaking, I've actually a price kebergeneity high Jenna.
Speaker 2: Out the wheel with a thrush.
Speaker 1: Yeah here now you got rid of the thrush. You
Speaker 1: swam in the Baltic sea right and all the salt got.
Speaker 2: Rid of it. Good helps so much?
Speaker 1: How are you you good?
Speaker 2: Very well? Yes? How are you fine?
Speaker 1: I thought of gener in this cold weather? You know,
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd make it. No, what just if
Speaker 1: I'm cold and shivering. I don't know how Jennius survived.
Speaker 1: I think she'd have bed socks.
Speaker 3: She reminds me of my sister, who is always cold,
Speaker 3: even in summer.
Speaker 2: She's got big puffa jacket through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was cold in the Hunt
Speaker 1: of Alley. I went on a little getaway which I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk about. That's in my agem. So you
Speaker 1: should start the show. I think sure. If it is
Speaker 1: your first time, we yeah, well let's get into it.
Speaker 1: It's our one hundred and tenth show. So congratulations guys
Speaker 1: for making it is fair. We start the show the
Speaker 1: same way every week too. Is it just me something
Speaker 1: we've noticed something we hate or appreciate. Sorry one s
Speaker 1: I was gonna do my diff land throats bray.
Speaker 2: How good is that shit? That is the best? Oh?
Speaker 2: Fuck a bit sick.
Speaker 3: I love how you were such a drama queen when
Speaker 3: I was sick last week I sold it on marvelously.
Speaker 2: Well, I did not let it affect me. But here
Speaker 2: you are being like, sorry, let's get into the show.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I'm sick. We get it, we get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We start the show the same way every week too.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Something we've noticed? Something we hate
Speaker 1: to appreciate? I went on a little getaway later in
Speaker 1: the show though. We it's a real ichem show. Really
Speaker 1: is it just Me?
Speaker 2: Show?
Speaker 1: Because we're diving back into the podcast library, there's a
Speaker 1: whole new fleet of is.
Speaker 2: It just me podcasts.
Speaker 3: Yes, we've done this a couple of times, listening to
Speaker 3: other podcasts that have the exact same name as us,
Speaker 3: and I can't believe there's more.
Speaker 2: There's more. It just it's stupid really, because we're the best.
Speaker 3: It makes us feel really basic, because like it's such
Speaker 3: an unoriginal name.
Speaker 2: Clearly there are so many There are so fucking many ijems,
Speaker 2: I know. Anyway, we'll do I feel the best to
Speaker 2: make no mistake.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have collated the best Actually there were no
Speaker 1: best bits. I've collated the worst bits from the new
Speaker 1: is it just means and we'll go through them later on. Sure,
Speaker 1: are we ready to jump in start the show?
Speaker 2: Sure you're gonna kick things off? Yeah, I'll go first,
Speaker 2: let's go. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do six wine tastings in the day sound like a
Speaker 1: bad idea to you?
Speaker 2: No, it's not a bad idea, but they can catch
Speaker 2: up to you quite quickly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've never done a wine tasting in
Speaker 1: my life. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Too much alcohol and you weren't driving home. I take it.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: So this is what happened.
Speaker 1: Hayden and I had an I sort of get away
Speaker 1: in the Hunter Valley, which is wine region for the
Speaker 1: international listeners and wine is it's a great variety drink
Speaker 1: and ferments, and it just come up alcoholic. And we
Speaker 1: were on the Hunt of Valley and we had three nights.
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous, very cold, and our friend of ours
Speaker 1: said to me, hey, you know what you should do.
Speaker 1: You should rent e bikes. It's this big thing. It's
Speaker 1: like the big fat of the moment.
Speaker 2: You rent I saw those pictures.
Speaker 6: That's answering why you were on bike?
Speaker 1: Will you rent e bikes, which like electrical powered bikes.
Speaker 2: So go from winery to winery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you book all the different wineries and far apart,
Speaker 1: and she didn't mention that. So then I go, great,
Speaker 1: log on e bike vinyard dot com. I call I
Speaker 1: book anyway. So I get there and the guy goes, boys,
Speaker 1: let me get you the bikes. Got to need the
Speaker 1: big ones for you too, and oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: So I get the industrial sized bike, put that little
Speaker 1: helmet on, and he goes, all right, you've got to
Speaker 1: be back at five.
Speaker 2: This is how it works. Blah blah blah. Oh you
Speaker 2: got to.
Speaker 1: Try, my misscater I thought, wow. Even the guy that
Speaker 1: i'm the E bike company had his own muscata. Everyone
Speaker 1: the fucking Wine country makes their own.
Speaker 2: Drink, and so you would have been drink riding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were drink riding.
Speaker 2: I feel like that could be more dangerous than drink driving.
Speaker 1: It's actually you're not allowed to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's illegal.
Speaker 1: Well, if you get fined by police on your bike,
Speaker 1: you lose merit points in the same way you would
Speaker 1: as if you were driving to it.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that really? Yeah? Anyway, still did it?
Speaker 1: The lines are blurred. So with this guy gives his
Speaker 1: Muscado and off we go and it starts great little
Speaker 1: dirt tracks. He gives us a map, his hand drawn,
Speaker 1: and it's very cute photocopied. So we're driving through the vineyards.
Speaker 2: It's gore.
Speaker 1: Just we get to one, there's kangaroos. We have our drinks.
Speaker 2: It's nice. You're a bit tipsy.
Speaker 1: So then the second bike ride really fun. Right, So
Speaker 1: it's good until you get to like the fifth winery.
Speaker 1: It's five pm. It's country sun. I swear that sun
Speaker 1: sets quicker than it does in the set. Does yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it gets dark in twenty minutes. So
Speaker 1: we're at the last vineyard. Piste is anything, and we
Speaker 1: have an hour and a half trip back on the bike.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you agreed to that.
Speaker 3: It's not like the Hunts of Valley Winery that the
Speaker 3: Vegas Strip like not everything that is compact and close together.
Speaker 2: I thought there'd be like a light rail or something. No,
Speaker 2: it's just dirt roads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so then we go, Hey, didn't I go?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: We got to get back otherwise we're gonna get caught
Speaker 1: in the dark. It's freezing. We have dinner at seven,
Speaker 1: we have to run. So we're about to leave the
Speaker 1: last vineyard and the owner runs out and she goes,
Speaker 1: excuse me, boys, excuse me boys. Yeah, those jackets Yossie,
Speaker 1: and we went, pardon me those jackets you're wearing?
Speaker 2: Are they Yossi?
Speaker 1: They're yeasy like Kanye West, the eeezy jackets. And she went, oh,
Speaker 1: my son, who lives upstairs has never seen easy, but
Speaker 1: he's a big fan. Can I bring him down? And
Speaker 1: of course I go, yeah.
Speaker 2: Get him down and get the camera out, just to
Speaker 2: look at your jacket. Bring him down? What's his name?
Speaker 2: What's his his window? I throw a pedal at it
Speaker 2: to get his attention. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So she brings the sun down. He's like three arms,
Speaker 1: hasn't seen the sunlight in a month. He's like hai,
Speaker 1: and I go, hi, buddy. He goes, WHOA, that's a
Speaker 1: Yossi jacket. I go, not that big a fan. You
Speaker 1: keep calling it Yossie like it's a yogurt brand.
Speaker 2: So I need to do with snoz anyway. He goes,
Speaker 2: can I try it on?
Speaker 1: And mine's a four Excel and I said, sure, take
Speaker 1: it up to your bedroom. Used as a dooda kid,
Speaker 1: So I go try it on. So he tries on
Speaker 1: my Yossi jacket. Anyway, cute story. It takes up so
Speaker 1: much time. It's now pitch black. We go, fuck, like it's.
Speaker 2: Dark and there's no headlights on a push no.
Speaker 1: Head legs on an e bike. So we go, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: it's dark. Shit, no, no, no. The e bike facility
Speaker 1: is two properties behind ours and it will take twenty
Speaker 1: minutes if you ride through our property, or you can
Speaker 1: go the main way it'll take an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: But cut through our property. You've been so nice with
Speaker 1: the yozzles. So we go through the property. It's all
Speaker 1: good because.
Speaker 3: Nothing there is just nothing in the world that runs
Speaker 3: more smoothly than push bikes on uneven terrain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm leading the pack. Of course, got my
Speaker 1: helmet on. I look like an on wheels. So I'm
Speaker 1: riding and then we get to the back of their
Speaker 1: property right and we go, oh great, there's just one fence.
Speaker 1: Let's jump the fence. So we jump the fans, open
Speaker 1: the fence, really drive through and then we start riding
Speaker 1: halfway through and we can see the e bike facility
Speaker 1: like this is perfect, this is great. Then we see
Speaker 1: a sign and the sign is on a stake, and
Speaker 1: I'll show you the sign, and it says bike riders
Speaker 1: will be eaten with a photo of a dinosaur or
Speaker 1: bedding a bike rider on a knee bike and he
Speaker 1: was a plumperkin rider to look just like me.
Speaker 2: This must happen often people and go o just ride
Speaker 2: through the property.
Speaker 1: Bike riders will be eaten. And then there was a
Speaker 1: fence that we had to.
Speaker 2: Jump, so we go by the way. That's not pitch
Speaker 2: black embellishing.
Speaker 1: The some we look at the sunset. The set guy,
Speaker 1: it's blue, genuine lying, you can corroborate.
Speaker 2: That looks light.
Speaker 1: Some were sitting it was dust.
Speaker 2: How much of this story it's been embellish more insolent.
Speaker 1: Now I'm freaking out.
Speaker 2: You can't make up shit and then show me photo evidence.
Speaker 2: It is so bright, right, it's sucking one in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: It was fucking time of that photo was taken. Go
Speaker 1: on five pm.
Speaker 2: No go look, I'd love.
Speaker 1: To make it.
Speaker 2: Look now I feel very stressed.
Speaker 3: Actually, Jenna, let's put money on it. What time do
Speaker 3: you reckon the photo was taken. I'm going to say,
Speaker 3: run a podcast.
Speaker 2: I have to talk. You can't tell me to shut up.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say three fifteen.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, that looks to me like maybe a m
Speaker 3: because it's a little bit orange, so I would.
Speaker 2: Say it's like maybe four seventeen.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's four fifty two and the sunsets farsn't pitch.
Speaker 1: But look at me. I'm jumping the fence in my
Speaker 1: yosel and look at that. You can see the sunset
Speaker 1: on my face. It's bright red. So we get to
Speaker 1: the fence and we go. We got like a one
Speaker 1: run left. Then we hear get on our fucking property, cuncer, and.
Speaker 2: Hayden shits his little dack.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have his yossy pants are very expensive to drink,
Speaker 1: and I go, all right, calm down. He goes rexy
Speaker 1: get him. She lets his Alsatian life sense. So this
Speaker 1: fucking dog is like doing the fall. They could run
Speaker 1: and I'm going, oh my god, Haynen throw the bike
Speaker 1: over the fence. So Hayden throws the bike over the fence.
Speaker 1: I throw mine over the fence.
Speaker 2: It's about to hold the bike as a shield like back.
Speaker 1: Off dog now, because if we get over this fence,
Speaker 1: we're fine, We're safe. So my thought was, get over
Speaker 1: the fence, push the bikes over the fence, barbed wired,
Speaker 1: full bub wie fence. So we pushed Hayden over. I
Speaker 1: jump over and he cuts all of his yozzle jacket.
Speaker 1: It's a real traveler, no, but we land on the
Speaker 1: other side of the fence in wet mud, covered in
Speaker 1: mud like it was dredged marshlands, wetlands. So we're stomping
Speaker 1: through this mud. This olsatians barking at the gate. We
Speaker 1: finally got on the bikes. We get back to the
Speaker 1: dirt trail, We go over hill. Hayden falls off in
Speaker 1: front of a wedding party, someone taking wedding photos on
Speaker 1: the other side. It truly was I.
Speaker 2: Fuck, were you There was a wedding taking place.
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous, the sun was setting. You can picture it.
Speaker 2: There's wild dogs.
Speaker 1: There's a wild dog. Anyway, Then we get back. We
Speaker 1: finally get back to the e bike place. Hayden's puncture
Speaker 1: A tie and a half later, an hour and a
Speaker 1: half later, we get there. I'm covered in mud, covering water.
Speaker 1: Hayden's yozzle jacket has ripped to pieces. We get there
Speaker 1: and we go, great, we'll just book a taxi. They
Speaker 1: got the tax that's long. We can that none of
Speaker 1: the taxis are working. The role on holiday said, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll book an uber. They said, we don't get uber
Speaker 1: in the Hutta Valley. What so the owner of the
Speaker 1: e bike facility said, we'll take you, So we get
Speaker 1: his van he takes us back. God, it is truly
Speaker 1: a tragic day.
Speaker 2: That is so stressful. Oh god, how did that go
Speaker 2: so wrong? I swear they usually have like.
Speaker 3: Buses going around these these wineries. I've done a mudget
Speaker 3: trip before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why didn't you just fucking.
Speaker 1: Get one of those because the bikes are pretty cheap.
Speaker 2: Oh how much was the mini bus?
Speaker 1: Oh it was one hundred and ten for the day
Speaker 1: and the e bikes were sixty seven each, so.
Speaker 2: You actually are more out of pocket. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this to us, Ah, it all falls into places.
Speaker 2: Oh my, yeah, well, you know I haven't traveled in
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: COVID, COVID, COVID.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll put those photos on. It is just me socials.
Speaker 1: Jenny. You left to doc to them to.
Speaker 2: Make it looks No, they're already on your Instagram.
Speaker 3: Just so everyone knows at which Tory there's photos in
Speaker 3: daylight saying it was pitch black.
Speaker 1: I didn't. And did you see the photo of me
Speaker 1: getting out of the helicopter and made me look like
Speaker 1: if flew in one?
Speaker 2: I knew you didn't.
Speaker 1: I actually went up and said, can I get a
Speaker 1: photo with this? He said no, and then he went
Speaker 1: to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: We took a photo.
Speaker 3: It is easy for these things to get out of
Speaker 3: hend though, because I've done that. I've been to the
Speaker 3: wineries and because one of my friends thankfully was deso
Speaker 3: driver going from winery to winery. Yeah, every time they
Speaker 3: gave us a new glass of wine, they'd have a
Speaker 3: sip and then spit it in the bucket, which, by
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 2: Rank Yeah, that is so great.
Speaker 3: The splatoon, Yes, the spittoon or whatever it's and then
Speaker 3: they would be like, Okay, I've had my sip, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: you'll you have the rest.
Speaker 2: And so I was having my share plus everyone else's.
Speaker 3: There were two people with me not drinking, and it
Speaker 3: was like two pm, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm Hamid, really and at.
Speaker 3: The time I was like, god, I could go a cigarette,
Speaker 3: Like I was so blind, Like there's something about day
Speaker 3: drinking that just hits different.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And in the Hunter Valley it is so appropriate to
Speaker 1: drink at ten am. Our first moscado was at ten am.
Speaker 2: Or we got the bikes.
Speaker 1: It was truly insane, and Hayden kept dropping everywhere that
Speaker 1: my dad ran Yellowtail little did he know, little pea brain,
Speaker 1: But yellow Tail is like the poor man's wine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not gonna it's so well because it's.
Speaker 1: Cheap, and you know, you don't go to the mecha
Speaker 1: of the wine world and go, oh yeah, his dad
Speaker 1: runs the cheapest. It's poor wine that runs.
Speaker 2: That ruins your industry, he told everyone, being like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm in the wine industry. Yes, it's in my family.
Speaker 3: My great aunt passion Pop actually started family business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Mitch Cruiser, that's my name.
Speaker 2: Oh you poor thing. All right, it's truly true. I'm
Speaker 2: happy to do my age and let's go jump in.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Can you tell whether or not someone has great hug energy.
Speaker 2: I'd like to think so, because I think I have
Speaker 2: good hug energy.
Speaker 3: I don't think I can tell really I don't think
Speaker 3: I'm a good read on whether someone's a good hugger
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Oh, do you mean a good hugger?
Speaker 1: Or does it feel good? Is there a difference like
Speaker 1: what makes a good hug?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know, you know the feeling when you've just had
Speaker 3: a warm embrace, because you know how I was on
Speaker 3: Studio ten not long ago. Yes, I met Tristan McManus
Speaker 3: for the first time. Yeah, and I wouldn't have picked
Speaker 3: him to be someone that has great hug energy. But oh,
Speaker 3: I just wanted him to hold me all night. Really,
Speaker 3: he gave the most standing hug. I was like, oh, wow,
Speaker 3: the touch of a man.
Speaker 2: It's been years.
Speaker 1: Well, he's a dancer, so he's got all that upper
Speaker 1: body straight.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 3: I was really taken aback by that. But another person
Speaker 3: that gives great hugs bo Ryan.
Speaker 2: I've had a bow embrace. I'm at the point where
Speaker 2: every time I see him and it gives me a hug,
Speaker 2: I actually say, no, a bit longer, hold me longer,
Speaker 2: please bow. You can tell he've got.
Speaker 1: But then again, I've been told I had give great hugs,
Speaker 1: and I'm soft and squishy. I'm not muscular like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think I've got great hug energy?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you would. No, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to inside.
Speaker 2: I think I take people by surprise. Really, yeah, should
Speaker 2: we try it if you want? Yeah, let's hug.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't often hug. We hug the other day
Speaker 1: at an event. When did we hug? We hugged at
Speaker 1: an event. I remember hugging you and I thought, God,
Speaker 1: I'm hugging.
Speaker 3: Don't go to events with you famously, you don't got
Speaker 3: some hugging music. Just so you know, I'm the domb here.
Speaker 3: You have to be like a bit of a limp
Speaker 3: wristed hug. I'm proving that I've got good hugged energy.
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm just the model. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be flat.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, that's correct?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Oh how are yea? Yeah? Oh that was good?
Speaker 1: That was good. You know what you did? You went
Speaker 1: under my arms, which not many because you'll.
Speaker 2: Reach around. You feel warm and cuddly. I think it's
Speaker 2: a hug though.
Speaker 3: Who's someone that you reckon does have good huggan Magda Spaganski, Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I would love to give her a cardle same but
Speaker 3: I would dumb her like, I wouldn't expect her to
Speaker 3: be the tight hugger.
Speaker 2: I would just like clutch onto her and be like I.
Speaker 3: Adore you, and she cherished, so she probably like there's
Speaker 3: a difference between wanting to hug someone and them having
Speaker 3: good hug energy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to really be canceled for saying this, And
Speaker 1: I think paul Enhandsome give a fucking killer.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: Don't you think she would?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think she would because regardless of her opinions, and
Speaker 1: we don't like Pauline, but she's been through fucking shit,
Speaker 1: so she knows what a good consoling hug feels like,
Speaker 1: so she can give it.
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be good for her as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, it's more for her than.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold on Royal tipe. I don't see her as.
Speaker 1: A good hut who do you see? Maybe you've got
Speaker 1: a different metric.
Speaker 2: Give hers someone someone like Clive Palmer. I reckon Jenna
Speaker 2: does not have good hug energy.
Speaker 5: Just sink.
Speaker 2: She would definitely never initiate it.
Speaker 1: It'd be like hugging one of those old wicked brooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it probably is.
Speaker 3: No you could just tell while she's in your arms
Speaker 3: that she doesn't want to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she'd be like, let.
Speaker 6: Go because I'm just thinking about so when's.
Speaker 1: This gonna do?
Speaker 2: I pull back?
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's do famous people so we can
Speaker 1: picture them all. Okay, katelin Brook, that'd be a good hub.
Speaker 2: I'd enjoy that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she always wears velvet, so it'd be so soft.
Speaker 2: What about chrisy Swan.
Speaker 1: Pre weight last, Yes, although she's got that gorgeous smile
Speaker 1: about her like that, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually she's a very warm person. She'd give a
Speaker 2: good hug.
Speaker 1: Dorothy the Dinosaur terrible, No, terrible, best Jenna got a
Speaker 1: tiny little las Yes, yeah, I know, but you can
Speaker 1: initiate it. No, And you know what's hard when you
Speaker 1: have a really big and they've got a tummy. Not
Speaker 1: tummy shaming. I'm the same, but there's like a tummy
Speaker 1: in the way. Sometimes the bigger the person, you'd think
Speaker 1: the better of the hug because it's soft. But not
Speaker 1: all the time, Dorothy, you wouldn't even be able to
Speaker 1: get your arms around.
Speaker 2: I'm fully aware of the struggle. I just had to
Speaker 2: go through it.
Speaker 1: With you? You who else? Anthony Albanezi terrible hug energy.
Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: Really, I reckon he's had training though, Like people have said,
Speaker 3: people will.
Speaker 2: Trust you as a prime minute. So if you give
Speaker 2: warm hugs that we're gonna have to work on this.
Speaker 2: They did workshops. Yeah, you know how like your father
Speaker 2: always tries the teacher how to give a good handshake?
Speaker 2: Oh god, your dad ever did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he taught me that and how to shave, the
Speaker 1: only two things have learned.
Speaker 2: My dad never taught me how to shave. How did
Speaker 2: you learn? I guess he just assumed I'd never go
Speaker 2: facial and it's not far off. I thought you're a girl,
Speaker 2: that's the problem.
Speaker 1: And he didn't realize. Your dad give a good hug.
Speaker 2: He does, he does. I do quite enjoy hugging dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad does a hug. My dad does really
Speaker 1: good hugs, but he always turns him into back cracks
Speaker 1: for me. It's quite sweet.
Speaker 2: He'll love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll hug me, then he'll go breathe in breath
Speaker 1: and then he'll smash my back.
Speaker 2: I have been craving a good backcrack for ages. Can
Speaker 2: you invite your dad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He does it to Hayden til it's actually quite cute.
Speaker 1: Hayena ask him for a back crack.
Speaker 2: It's quite sweet.
Speaker 1: Well, that's cute, it's really sweet.
Speaker 2: Maybe there is something to happen parents in law. I
Speaker 2: suddenly opened to the idea, Yeah, I need someone to
Speaker 2: crack me. Who else could we do? Rebel Wilson terrible.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you who's a great hugger. Amanda Killer.
Speaker 2: Oh, she would be Yes, that hug. I'm adding her
Speaker 2: to my hug bank. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: That would be gorgeous bridge space and time. And she'd
Speaker 1: do a back she'd did two backshops and then a
Speaker 1: nice rub.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, a nice rub. Yeah. Maybe I should start
Speaker 2: incorporating the rub into my hug. Oh god, you should,
Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth shit, and I'd be too scared to hug it.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you killed the queen by hugging it.
Speaker 3: Imagine you hugging the queen, and then my second, before
Speaker 3: you hug it, you trip and.
Speaker 1: Just I'm didn't Bridges down. Jean Elizabeth has died at
Speaker 1: the tender age of ninety six. Fat broadcast and it's
Speaker 1: true bulldoze the Queen. He also fell on three of
Speaker 1: the nine corgies killing them all?
Speaker 2: Not the animals again? Is it just me? That's enough
Speaker 2: of these two?
Speaker 1: Now let's hear and is it just you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Time for it? Is it just you?
Speaker 1: It's your turn to have an edgen, be a host
Speaker 1: of the show. You just don't get the million dollar
Speaker 1: paycheck like us, but you'll get there, right.
Speaker 2: Can you stop making those jokes?
Speaker 1: Did your Mercedes come yet? Or huh Mercedes bans the car?
Speaker 1: Did it half mine? They just sent one to me?
Speaker 1: I went, I've already got two. Anyway, your chance to
Speaker 1: get on and have an Is it just me of
Speaker 1: your own? Something you've noticed you hate or appreciate?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you know what I just remembered. We
Speaker 2: agreed last week that we would do something we appreciate
Speaker 2: as our gym. I actually in a way did what
Speaker 2: did you do?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: A good hug?
Speaker 4: Yet?
Speaker 5: Oh? No?
Speaker 2: Mom was very negative. Yeah, well hopefully we've got a
Speaker 2: nice one today.
Speaker 1: Next week. Yeah, I'll be positive next week. I know
Speaker 1: it's the fucking telephone.
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean you can't be positive.
Speaker 1: No, ranging to be mean to all the callers, all right, So.
Speaker 2: Maybe it is it just you with something they appreciate.
Speaker 1: We've got Steph on the line from Hobart. Hey, Steph, welcome, Hello,
Speaker 1: ah Steff. We have had you on the show before
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 8: I had the pitchy haunting doorgall in the rate of
Speaker 8: the Doorbell series?
Speaker 2: You have the pitchy doorbell? Oh my god, I'll never
Speaker 2: get it out of it that one?
Speaker 1: Did you Mitch?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm pretty sure what I said was a bit
Speaker 2: pitchy bub you see that.
Speaker 8: It's definitely nightmare. If you're like cringe every time someone
Speaker 8: comes to my door, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I can imagine it's like that fucking mecing a doorbell
Speaker 1: and stranger.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, stop the creel clock.
Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, you can jump in.
Speaker 2: Bradley will take you.
Speaker 1: We on speakerphone by the way, Steph, no, okay, just
Speaker 1: get a bit of feedback.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are we echoing back?
Speaker 1: I can hear that on air pods.
Speaker 8: Hang on, can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That sounds good?
Speaker 8: Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: You'll find stuff, all right, Steph. Bradley will take you
Speaker 1: in and then just hit us with your though.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us is it something you appreciate?
Speaker 8: It's something I've noticed?
Speaker 4: Say?
Speaker 2: Okay, well we can. We're happy weiate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh she can appreciate it. Okay, all right, let's
Speaker 1: see after I.
Speaker 2: Go for it, Steff, Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Are those yellow safety house stickers that people used to
Speaker 8: stick on their fences just not a thing anymore? Do
Speaker 8: you remember those?
Speaker 4: What the yellow?
Speaker 8: So there were triangle yellow and they used to say
Speaker 8: safety house on them, and people used to put them
Speaker 8: on their fences to indicate, like, this is a safe place.
Speaker 8: If you're in trouble, you can like knock on some
Speaker 8: rando's door.
Speaker 2: Oh is that kind of like?
Speaker 3: I feel like the New South Wales's equivalent might be
Speaker 3: the neighborhood watch stick it.
Speaker 8: I think it was a national thing and I wasn't
Speaker 8: sure if it was just tazzy, but like I literally
Speaker 8: just had like a memory floodback that we had one
Speaker 8: on our door as a kid, like on our fence
Speaker 8: and someone actually came to our door and used it,
Speaker 8: And I was like, people actually used it.
Speaker 2: What was the situation? What situation?
Speaker 8: She got into a scrag fight?
Speaker 4: Oh a yeah, we had to call her parents.
Speaker 3: Shit, I'm pretty sure we've got a neighborhood watch sticker
Speaker 3: on our letterbox in bogen Gate, but no one's ever
Speaker 3: rocked up in a crisis, so like that is wild.
Speaker 2: I never realized people actually used them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember seeing them on the side of bins.
Speaker 4: I used to see them so many bins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing says safe space is like a purple bin.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Well if I don't know if you google it,
Speaker 8: whether you recognize it, but we had them everywhere here
Speaker 8: having that, even on like schools and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just agree with it.
Speaker 3: And can I just say that little face like the
Speaker 3: safety House mascot, he looks like a bit of a dope,
Speaker 3: just quite at least, so like I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't trust that.
Speaker 3: I've never seen this sticker before, but it's the same concept. Wow,
Speaker 3: I've never realized that people actually did that. I feel
Speaker 3: like there's actually a trap. A predator could put a
Speaker 3: safety House thing on there and then a kid rocks up,
Speaker 3: and that's probably why.
Speaker 2: It didn't exactly I'm not there anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, do you remember walk safely to school day with
Speaker 1: a little logo? I used to do and your mum
Speaker 1: and it was like a little it actually looks like
Speaker 1: the COVID thing. It was like a here ready, this
Speaker 1: guy and there were stickers and pamphlets and people had
Speaker 1: it on their windows. I remember walk safe for the
Speaker 1: school day.
Speaker 8: Oh, the nineties were such a different.
Speaker 1: Time, no, Bryan, they really were no bike helping.
Speaker 3: So it says here that in New South Wales, the
Speaker 3: safety house program was discontinued in favor of a new
Speaker 3: program designed to provide children with simple strategies to help
Speaker 3: ensure their own safety. So instead of blaeing to like
Speaker 3: a safe spot to get out of a crisis, they've.
Speaker 2: Just taught them to deal with it. I'd love to
Speaker 2: know what those strategies are.
Speaker 1: The new strategies to give every child a pocket knife
Speaker 1: and they will now need a safe space.
Speaker 2: It says here that they only run independently in Western
Speaker 2: Australia now, the safe house.
Speaker 8: Stickers, that's why I've not seen them then.
Speaker 1: I guess it is problematic too. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: a creep could put it on the window and go
Speaker 1: safe space.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking weird concept when you really think about it.
Speaker 1: I think it's smart. I think it's smart, all right, Jeff,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Definitely not an appreciative.
Speaker 2: But you definitely did be about that. It's a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you did well.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for listening to the I Love You
Speaker 1: before you go.
Speaker 3: Fabulous news for you. Prize keeper Jenna has decided to
Speaker 3: do a job and restock the prize cupboard. So every
Speaker 3: caller that comes on for and Is It Just You
Speaker 3: will get one of our pop sockets. So what's your
Speaker 3: favorite color?
Speaker 2: Pink? Blue or yellow?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: My god? So what is their pink? Blue and yellow?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Oh, pink for sure.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, you'll have to hit up Jenna.
Speaker 1: Jenna send that out to step for the postage to Hooba.
Speaker 1: That's so warm our pleasure, all right, Salin, Shall we
Speaker 1: jump in and start reviewing.
Speaker 2: See what the competition's up to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's have a look through the podcast library.
Speaker 2: Is It just Me? It is your weekly fix where
Speaker 2: we give you know, the very silly, stupid stuff in life,
Speaker 2: thed you gravitas we feel it deserves.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: So we did this very early on in the show
Speaker 1: years ago, in the very first year of the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last time we listened to all the other
Speaker 3: podcasts with the same name as us was I think
Speaker 3: it was like February or March last year.
Speaker 2: And I can't believe how many more have been launched
Speaker 2: in that year.
Speaker 1: It's actually shock and.
Speaker 3: This isn't even all of them now we're playing just
Speaker 3: some of them, right, I have not heard this audio yet.
Speaker 3: You've been digging around seeing what all the other Is
Speaker 3: it just me?
Speaker 2: Either? Uptime?
Speaker 1: I was pained with the task of listening to all
Speaker 1: these fucking shows. And I will say congratulations to us
Speaker 1: because when you search, is it just me? We are
Speaker 1: still the number one searches. Very exciting for us.
Speaker 2: I don't know that's accurate because I think the search
Speaker 2: result might be tailored to you because you've listened to it.
Speaker 2: Because so we'd have to get a total random overseas
Speaker 2: to search. It's to prove when number.
Speaker 1: One, Well, someone can do that. But at the moment,
Speaker 1: we'll claim that. And Joe Elvin are good, good friends
Speaker 1: of our show. Joe Olvin and James Williams, who had
Speaker 1: the ORIGINALLYGM are still their second.
Speaker 3: We've made a truth. We're fine with each other, but
Speaker 3: the others bring it on my Oh yeah, there are
Speaker 3: so many Is it just me? We've been through a few,
Speaker 3: but I've gone through and these are my personal favorites. Okay,
Speaker 3: some we can relate to, some are very similar to
Speaker 3: our show some completely fucking different and shocking and terrible,
Speaker 3: and we will say we're not being mean. We don't
Speaker 3: want you to go to this podcast and give them
Speaker 3: a negative review. We're just seeing what our sister podcasts
Speaker 3: are putting up to. Yeah, I'm pretty sure last time
Speaker 3: we did this, our method was to go and leave
Speaker 3: them a positive review.
Speaker 2: We're not shitcanning them.
Speaker 3: But while leaving them a positive review, you plug us
Speaker 3: just be like, oh love this podcast. It's almost as
Speaker 3: good as Is.
Speaker 2: It Just Me?
Speaker 3: By a couple of So yeah, you just got to
Speaker 3: be nice to them, but plug us. At the same time,
Speaker 3: let's go to.
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me? Number one? Here is the first
Speaker 1: one that I found. Is It Just Me? By Eve
Speaker 1: cut and Done this. It's got about nine episodes.
Speaker 2: How confident are you that you just said her name correctly?
Speaker 1: It's I'm not confident. But she's got no reviews, so
Speaker 1: I'm safe to say the fans were the Karen d
Speaker 1: artists won't come for me.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's new here, she's new here.
Speaker 1: This is how her podcast starts every week, and it's
Speaker 1: kind of a lot of life lessons. It's ours without
Speaker 1: the comedy lens. So right, take a listen to the
Speaker 1: first Is it just nice sun?
Speaker 2: Come love a bit of organ?
Speaker 7: Hey, what's up everybody? This has ever got to the
Speaker 7: NUS And I am so excited to announce that I
Speaker 7: am a fish launching my podcast. Is it just Me?
Speaker 7: And you know the whole concept behind this realizing you know,
Speaker 7: we all go through this stink led life and in it,
Speaker 7: there's different circumstances that we face. There's different challenges that
Speaker 7: we go through, and whole lot of changes that we encounter.
Speaker 2: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 1: We all experienced that, So I wonder what did she experience?
Speaker 1: What has she changed in her life? This is her
Speaker 1: episode two.
Speaker 2: I've learned to.
Speaker 7: Become stronger, right right, I'm more rude, I'm a more
Speaker 7: rooted individual.
Speaker 1: Good for her.
Speaker 3: It sounds like she's driving in her car and she's
Speaker 3: having a phone call with one of her girlfriends and her.
Speaker 2: Kids just recorded it. Yeah, it just sounds like a
Speaker 2: one started conversation. It's not there, and she's more rooted.
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of it, and it's not easy to
Speaker 2: talk to.
Speaker 1: She's potential, she's got some Anyway, that podcast is still going,
Speaker 1: so you can find that is it just me?
Speaker 2: I will never listen because these audio quality sucks. The
Speaker 2: weird thing is.
Speaker 1: The through line through all these shows and the audio
Speaker 1: quality is terrible on all of them.
Speaker 2: Can I just say? One of my friends said something
Speaker 2: to me the other day and it made my day.
Speaker 3: They said, is it just as in our one? Is
Speaker 3: the only podcast that I can listen to on the
Speaker 3: bus because all the others are so quiet in volume
Speaker 3: where it's ours because I fucking pump them levels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can hear every word.
Speaker 3: Oh, And I was like, this is I'm glad someone noticed.
Speaker 3: I never want someone to be around white noise and
Speaker 3: be like, what I can't hear them?
Speaker 1: Is that your dirty talk? The levels are so hot
Speaker 1: on your podcast.
Speaker 2: That does get me hard.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding it. It was perfect this week's show. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to the next one. This one has a
Speaker 1: lovely cover art. Guys, it's a little brain on a skateboard.
Speaker 2: Oh that's breezy. Do like there was a shirt at
Speaker 2: cotton On with that on my back in the day.
Speaker 1: This one is so funny because there's a clear co host,
Speaker 1: right she tells us who she is, but then the
Speaker 1: way she introduces her co host is very funny in me,
Speaker 1: and we never get any answer. So this is the
Speaker 1: second is.
Speaker 5: It just Me?
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, this is episode two of Is It Me?
Speaker 5: And I'm your host Sarah Lewis, and I'm with kennedymate
Speaker 5: my teammate Kennedy.
Speaker 1: And they never explained what tame. They never explained Kennedy.
Speaker 1: It's just a teammate.
Speaker 2: Does it say on the podcast description of their names
Speaker 2: or anything?
Speaker 1: No, No, there's no mention of Kennedy ever anywhere. It's
Speaker 1: Sarah Lewis's show, Sarah's the Brain on the skateboard. But
Speaker 1: in the second episode, Kennedy disappears because she's got really
Speaker 1: hot hitting topics to discuss. So let's jump into seconds
Speaker 1: out of her show.
Speaker 9: I want to talk about birthdays this week because me personally, like,
Speaker 9: I'm not a big birthday person.
Speaker 2: I'm not big on like the like what is it
Speaker 2: called You're like sign your what could she be thinking of?
Speaker 1: What is it called?
Speaker 5: Place?
Speaker 1: Like I'm a aries but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm blanking, but you're sign your start? Come on, don't
Speaker 2: sign I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, I had to cut that, but that went for
Speaker 1: a minute and a half and she never found she
Speaker 1: meant start sign.
Speaker 2: And she's still going. How many episodes had she got?
Speaker 2: She's got few.
Speaker 1: She got up to episode sixteen media and then quit.
Speaker 2: Ah the twenty episode Burnout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got episode fourteen crisis much, Episode thirteen Happy Birthday.
Speaker 1: Episode ten is also birthday. So she revisited that she's got.
Speaker 2: A real fucking issue with that. Two weeks later, she's
Speaker 2: not something she appreciated. She revisited it.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the next one. This one
Speaker 1: is truly awful, and.
Speaker 2: That's all we're being nice, remember.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, me nice? But this one, like what you
Speaker 1: said at first, Mete, it sounds like this lady is
Speaker 1: on the phone call to her cousin and she's just
Speaker 1: telling her about her life. This episode is called life Update,
Speaker 1: and all she talks about for forty nine minutes is
Speaker 1: her period.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so it sounds like the audience we're.
Speaker 1: On the time of dem it. Maybe Jenna, so this
Speaker 1: is is just go and.
Speaker 5: Have a period. I'm like, where's it at. It's just
Speaker 5: show up, show up shop. I took pregnancy test multi
Speaker 5: ones and there or come back negative. Some wal I
Speaker 5: can't be pregnant. But then I kept going without my
Speaker 5: period and going with on my period, and then all
Speaker 5: of a sudden my period hit and then we said
Speaker 5: it was the worst period I've had.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's shocking. It sounds like she thought i'd telehealth
Speaker 2: the appointment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be the doctor ready, all right, Michelle? So
Speaker 1: what what brings you into the surgery today?
Speaker 5: So I hadn't had a period, I'm like, where's it at?
Speaker 5: It's just show up shop?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And is this going for a while? Or tell me
Speaker 1: what what brought it to your attention?
Speaker 5: I took pregnancy test multi ones and there or come
Speaker 5: back negative?
Speaker 2: Right? And then what happened from there?
Speaker 5: I can't be pregnant? But yeah, then I kept going
Speaker 5: without my period and going with on my period, and
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden my period hit.
Speaker 1: Was it now that normally happens? Was it really good?
Speaker 1: Was it a light one?
Speaker 5: It was the worst period? Dear?
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh wow, it just sounds like a fue goal. Okay,
Speaker 2: I feel bad for her because how did she milk
Speaker 2: that for forty minutes? It really went on for a while.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: You could talk about yours for forty minutes? You know,
Speaker 3: if we gave you a challenge.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even talk about it for forty seconds. Honestly,
Speaker 2: go on, let's see if you're true. I get a
Speaker 2: forty minute, forty second time, or I should say, yep,
Speaker 2: gener I'm starting periods.
Speaker 6: For me, it's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I'd rather not have it. That's why I despise males
Speaker 4: because they don't get it.
Speaker 2: Thirty seconds left.
Speaker 4: It's just so like I said before, and comfortable and
Speaker 4: just such a pain to deal with and even sleeping
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 6: It's just so annoying. I can't stand having them.
Speaker 4: That's all I've fifteen seconds left on this matter about periods.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for listening, and I hope you
Speaker 4: feel the same way, or just tell me how you feel.
Speaker 4: You can feel differently, that's totally fine, but that's how
Speaker 4: I feel.
Speaker 2: Okay. Times up, times up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough. Maybe Michelle was giving Michelle not enough credit.
Speaker 1: That's a tough like that's actually a skill talk about.
Speaker 2: Your period of one hundred percent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, this next one is my favorite?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: It's by Lady in the Pain and the way that
Speaker 1: they describe Lady in the Pain. You might think it's
Speaker 1: a duo like a breakfast show. Lady in the Pain,
Speaker 1: Lady in the Pain. That's just it's one person. Lady
Speaker 1: in the Pain is one person anyway. Yeah, yeh, I'll
Speaker 1: let them describe what there shows. Yeah, going, good song, greedy?
Speaker 9: What's up? Everybody? Let me introduce myself. I'm the Lady
Speaker 9: and the Pain, and I may just to test the
Speaker 9: collective time foolery or to see if it's really just me,
Speaker 9: because you.
Speaker 2: Know, it might just be me, you know, you never know.
Speaker 9: Now, try to stay with me as I navigate through
Speaker 9: my thoughts on trying liberty and the pursuit to get
Speaker 9: everybody to min nab business.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I don't think I know everything. I bearling on myself.
Speaker 9: Quiet as this, kip.
Speaker 1: Ready, I got a brain.
Speaker 2: A mouth, and a microphone. Yeah, prospective, Yes, how good
Speaker 2: is that? She's my favorite so far? Isn't that good?
Speaker 2: What's the name? Lady in the Pain.
Speaker 1: She's the Lady in the Pain.
Speaker 2: I like her.
Speaker 1: I don't quite understand how that works, but she's the
Speaker 1: Lady in the Pain. She's fantastic, And what is it?
Speaker 1: I got a brain, I got a mouth, and I
Speaker 1: got a microphone.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: That is a good she's marketing herself. Well, no, we've
Speaker 1: got most of those things, all right, this is the
Speaker 1: we've got a last couple. Now we have to get
Speaker 1: through it ready.
Speaker 2: So god, there's actually so many and this isn't even
Speaker 2: all of them. No, it's so fucking many.
Speaker 3: I love them, and all of them made the same
Speaker 3: mistake that we made. Not one of them searched the
Speaker 3: podcast name to check if that was already taken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't do that. No, no, they didn't. Err
Speaker 1: way too many anyway, This next one is pure nothing.
Speaker 1: They didn't intro the podcast. It's almost as if they
Speaker 1: started recording on an airplane. They were discussing in flight magazine.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense. There's no host name. There's one episode,
Speaker 1: and it's just the listen happened.
Speaker 7: We went to dr remember, and I remember feeling telling Crystal.
Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, this liquor tastes whack. That's all
Speaker 2: you can drink. I was like, and this tastes like
Speaker 2: some type of medicine.
Speaker 9: It's not right.
Speaker 5: It's not alcohol, and you don't because you don't feel anything,
Speaker 5: and it just tastes like better chemical. Yeah, like a
Speaker 5: few couples.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is alcohol.
Speaker 5: You don't even tell you it was an alcohol?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Now now again they true smoke of your c.
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 3: They made no sense. I barely called a word of that.
Speaker 3: Did you take some medicine didn't like it? Or did
Speaker 3: you take alcohol and it tastes like medicine.
Speaker 1: And alcohol that tasted like it and it started like that. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's how it makes no sense. That's is it just me?
Speaker 2: Go have a look.
Speaker 1: That artwork is truly awful shaming. It just looks like
Speaker 1: it's his red scribble.
Speaker 2: Oh there's it called is it just Me?
Speaker 5: Or?
Speaker 2: With three rs? Yes and do true.
Speaker 1: Now we're moving into a little bit different territory because
Speaker 1: this last one is by is It just Me? It
Speaker 1: is slightly similar. The podcast is called Am I High?
Speaker 1: Or Is It just Me?
Speaker 2: Ooh oh, I like that a.
Speaker 1: Little bit different, but I thought eighty percent similar.
Speaker 2: Are they high?
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. It's not really about them being
Speaker 1: high doing the show. I'll let them explain it for
Speaker 1: you because it's not what I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: Stone of vibes.
Speaker 10: Hey everyone, I'm Nikki and this is my podcast. Each
Speaker 10: week I'll share the random conversations either with myself or others,
Speaker 10: or we can all enjoy the weird. So my sister
Speaker 10: and all of her baby pictures look absolutely stonned. She
Speaker 10: was either passed out drooling on whatever furniture she was on,
Speaker 10: or that was just her face. It had me thinking,
Speaker 10: along with many other clues, that maybe it just runs
Speaker 10: in the family, because the thoughts and actions that I've
Speaker 10: experienced would definitely agree. Time to make you a question
Speaker 10: if I am high or is it just me?
Speaker 1: It makes no sense, no what?
Speaker 2: And I don't know the time too.
Speaker 1: The baby sister and she's just.
Speaker 3: Saying that her sister looks fucking blaze as a kid,
Speaker 3: and she's gone master around in the family.
Speaker 2: Because I feel like I'm cooked as well. Right, so
Speaker 2: now it's up to you. Am I cooked? Derisicious me?
Speaker 1: And that doesn't seem like there's much longevity in the show.
Speaker 1: That's probably three episodes, Matt.
Speaker 2: So besides, if we're asking that question, most people would
Speaker 2: say that we're probably cooked here.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'd say, so.
Speaker 2: This can't be right.
Speaker 1: But the thing is she's released one episode and nothing else.
Speaker 2: Ah, so we really can't form a judgment if she's
Speaker 2: high on Oh, Nikki Port has just put one out.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine what it would be like if we
Speaker 3: lived in somewhere like California where it's legal to smoke
Speaker 3: weed and we did the show Bake.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be good.
Speaker 1: Could you think we could do the show?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: No, no way, it would just be a like I
Speaker 3: become so gross. So yeah, like, I absolutely become ridiculous
Speaker 3: and I can't you know, I can barely string a
Speaker 3: sentence together.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, I mean you've seen me. It takes a
Speaker 1: lot to take me down, which is a problem because
Speaker 1: I'm really big, so I need to have a lot.
Speaker 1: But then you look the toylet line of having too much,
Speaker 1: and then I freak out and get really anxious, and.
Speaker 2: Then I'd just start laughing at nothing. Yes, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be good. And then I get the munchies, and I
Speaker 2: always have the much chies. Muchi's on Max. It's bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 2: I get the munch It's very bad. Anyway, Is it
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 1: Is that exists in the world, So go and have
Speaker 1: a listen. If you actually find one on your search
Speaker 1: and you think it's better than those, send it through
Speaker 1: to us. And we will play it on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it sounds like none of them are a
Speaker 2: real threat to us.
Speaker 1: No, no one's coming for our title. I don't think
Speaker 1: now in the period chat very compelling, But I don't
Speaker 1: think we're going to knock us off our number one
Speaker 1: one title anytime soon.
Speaker 3: I refuse to believe that Jenna couldn't speak about it
Speaker 3: for more than forty seconds if she really tried, Jenna,
Speaker 3: you had to go into detail about dogs, pads or tampons, like,
Speaker 3: what's the most horrific one experienced?
Speaker 1: Did you ever go and take a pregnancy test?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: What about alcohol tasting like tablets like the one we heard?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had experience that no generally needs us?
Speaker 2: That's becoming evident? Yeah, did you hear the Jenni fling?
Speaker 2: You had to fucking edit it?
Speaker 1: I did, I did. I did a lot of editing
Speaker 1: involved you wish and you know it was such a
Speaker 1: dva meach. I't ever told you that at this cut this,
Speaker 1: I'll make sure that doesn't make the fun of cut.
Speaker 1: What guests have you booked?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Will?
Speaker 2: It was a great show. It was a good show.
Speaker 2: Did you have any guests?
Speaker 1: I don't think Brenda Allen from Pubie Blues.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a random assortment anyway, idea that is true.
Speaker 2: I spoke to Brenna. Yeah, great gold story. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: go guys.
Speaker 1: Next week is the telethon. It is happening, talkback tings live,
Speaker 1: will be will be on the show. It's just it's
Speaker 1: gonna be.
Speaker 2: Crazy Saturday afternoon. You'll be able to listen to us
Speaker 2: through the show live and call in.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, and you can ask us whatever you want,
Speaker 1: or you can just do a live take on the show.
Speaker 1: So if you have comments or criticism or feedback, call
Speaker 1: us and we'll take your call live.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Contraceptive diaphram Sam. It is going to be out there
Speaker 3: answering the phones and putting people through. I really hope
Speaker 3: someone comes for me, like during my age gym.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy if someone comes to me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't.
Speaker 1: We're too comfortable on this show. Hey, some we're too comfortable.
Speaker 1: Someone come and shake things up a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come in with the hot take.
Speaker 1: It's going to be very fun. It's it's literally like
Speaker 1: a telephone. You're going to call through and you tell
Speaker 1: us whatever you want to get.
Speaker 3: I think you've got to stop using the word telethon.
Speaker 3: Why telethon is the fundraiser.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to donate, it's just talk back
Speaker 2: tings live get it because they're not calling in to
Speaker 2: pledge like money to us, are they.
Speaker 1: Well, if they want to donate, they can. Why don't
Speaker 1: we just put my b span a cant number on
Speaker 1: the script at all times and that's next week. So
Speaker 1: we'll post some details in the coming days up onto
Speaker 1: this onto our socials, you can get in touch and
Speaker 1: also don't forget if you want to win an is
Speaker 1: it just me limited run pop socket, leave us a
Speaker 1: review if you want. That's not how're gonna get the pops.
Speaker 2: So no, that's not how it's going to work.
Speaker 1: DMS as well, just do them in the same time. DMS.
Speaker 2: I feel bad that so many people have come on
Speaker 2: as an is it just you caller or center voice
Speaker 2: message and not gotten a prize. So if you're listening
Speaker 2: and you've done it before, we can backdate it. Give
Speaker 2: me to the problem. Can you the problem? See let's
Speaker 2: go a bit. Good luck Joe and Steady wins the race.
Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. We will see you then,
Speaker 1: have a great week and talk to you on the telephone.
Speaker 1: Is it your talk back teams.
Speaker 2: Life talk Back Team's Life. Correct, Well, we'll talk back
Speaker 2: to you then, well you next week. Hey you guys, is.
Speaker 4: It just me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of Make sure you've hit
Speaker 1: follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: A welcome to add Brief. This is the secret segment.
Speaker 2: On the end. We pretend we're done and then keep talking.
Speaker 2: Nothing's really planned in this bit, nothing at all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why it's called add brief. A couple of people
Speaker 2: add having a debrief, just briefing a lot of tangents,
Speaker 2: that sort of thing. God, I could go a Kappa.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw you post on your Facebook something about, oh
Speaker 1: my work from home girlies, How do you guys cope
Speaker 1: because your mental like tacked? I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. Has your mental ability like sloughs from
Speaker 1: working full time to working from home?
Speaker 2: No, not in terms of like my work ethic and whatever.
Speaker 3: But I've just noticed that I take less steps in
Speaker 3: a day because I'm just at home.
Speaker 2: I wake up, make a coffee, sit at my desk,
Speaker 2: do some work. I don't do much, and so I
Speaker 2: put on Facebook something about like oh, how do you
Speaker 2: stay active slash motivated? Because oh I don't do many
Speaker 2: steps in a day. It's real bad. Really. Yeah, one
Speaker 2: day did forty nine steps. Sep forty nine steps.
Speaker 1: Oh my, what's the point of even counting them?
Speaker 2: My dad was like, oh, the phone fucking counts it.
Speaker 3: And I checked and I went, oh god, And my
Speaker 3: dad was like, I don't reckon, I could only do
Speaker 3: forty nine steps in a day.
Speaker 2: If I tried, like.
Speaker 3: He goes, it will be harder for me to only
Speaker 3: do forty nine steps. Like, how did you not do
Speaker 3: any more than that? I'm like, well, maybe it's because
Speaker 3: I don't have my phone.
Speaker 2: With me all the time. Yeah, there were plenty of
Speaker 2: steps I did without the phone counting. But yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not good, is it? Fuck?
Speaker 1: So are there are days you don't leave the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like this particular day when I did the forty
Speaker 3: nine steps, I woke up, I was a bit hungover.
Speaker 3: I went and made a coffee, went to my desk,
Speaker 3: edited this podcast. I don't think I got up other
Speaker 3: than going to the bathroom, and then I did the
Speaker 3: Instagram live from that same desk at six pm on
Speaker 3: the Sunday night when the episode came out and then
Speaker 3: I probably just went and watched TV.
Speaker 2: There's not many steps in a day.
Speaker 6: That's not every day, why not, But.
Speaker 3: It's definitely less because there's little things like I don't
Speaker 3: have to walk to the car, I don't have to
Speaker 3: walk into the office, I don't have to walk around.
Speaker 3: So even this job when I worked here wasn't exactly active.
Speaker 3: You know, I wasn't doing heaps of steps, but I'm
Speaker 3: now doing even less.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell, and everyone's like.
Speaker 3: Go for a walk, and I'm like, it just feels
Speaker 3: not productive going for a walk, Like I feel like, oh,
Speaker 3: I could be doing more in this time.
Speaker 1: Oh I love a walk. I think you're either not
Speaker 1: built for walks, but you either like can get a
Speaker 1: lot out of a walk or not. Hayden goes on
Speaker 1: runs to reenergize himself to distress.
Speaker 3: No, I've started doing that on my off gym days.
Speaker 3: I go for walks first thing, like get a coffee
Speaker 3: or whatever. And I do definitely feel more energized. But
Speaker 3: that's still not enough because they're like, I'm still not
Speaker 3: moving much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I can't be one of those people that
Speaker 1: are so determined to close their rings, like I don't
Speaker 1: wear my Apple Watch anymore, but you would the rings
Speaker 1: you have Apple watch, Jenna. Yeah, the Apple Watch like
Speaker 1: gives you your move goal.
Speaker 2: We spoke about this like two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Really do like, yeah, I forget.
Speaker 6: Closed my move ring. Yeah, three hundred and sixty seven days.
Speaker 2: Oh what's the move ring? It's is it killo jeels?
Speaker 4: I think it's calories, but it's if you three how
Speaker 4: much calories.
Speaker 2: A day or something?
Speaker 1: And also there's like exercise, which is the green ring,
Speaker 1: and then the blue ring is steaming. What's the difference
Speaker 1: between the blue and the green one? The blue is standing?
Speaker 1: How many hours you spent standing? And then green is
Speaker 1: your exercise? Like how many registered hours minutes of exercise
Speaker 1: have you done?
Speaker 2: See? Then even I don't reckon my rings would look
Speaker 2: any good because.
Speaker 1: I've seen your rings I've got that have been very
Speaker 1: into your rings.
Speaker 2: No, but I don't reckon my rings would be any
Speaker 2: good because even when I exercise, it's at the gym
Speaker 2: and a lot of it is sitting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it still counts. It still counts in terms of
Speaker 4: the exercise.
Speaker 1: Think, I don't get about the Apple Watch. It's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to register an outdoor swim. How does
Speaker 1: the watch know that I'm doing a swim or going
Speaker 1: on a walk or a run.
Speaker 2: Or maybe I do need one of those bloody watches
Speaker 2: is to remind me to move more. You can have mine.
Speaker 1: I took mine off. I don't wear it anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't wear a watch. I'm completely naked on the wrist again.
Speaker 3: We had this conversation, took and you get to give
Speaker 3: it to me for the news. I said, yeah, give.
Speaker 2: It, did you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Jesus, this is only like maybe two or three weeks.
Speaker 1: We do a show every week.
Speaker 2: Yeah. At this point it was in the opener, was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it must have been astro projecting.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: And I just wasn't there disassociating. Good glad you find
Speaker 1: me so engaged. I met a podcast I didn't meet
Speaker 1: a podcast listen about someone at the Hunter Valley. So
Speaker 1: they love the show.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, that would be a podcast listener, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, Trump and I do so many shows, so
Speaker 1: she could have been Oh.
Speaker 2: She didn't specify which show show?
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, thanks, something you want to be
Speaker 1: which one? She's on the money, he's at the lifelone
Speaker 1: cut radio shows of my night show was the podcast show.
Speaker 1: Too many shows? So I said thank you so much,
Speaker 1: and someone else said I saw someone else literally and
Speaker 1: they went in the middle of Carle's they went, you're
Speaker 1: well known, not me, mate in the dairy section, and
Speaker 1: they you are. No, I'm not, and I'm mitch cheering.
Speaker 2: She oh, yeah from kids.
Speaker 1: Don't be so coy next time you sign up to
Speaker 1: it and keep walking on. Why was that such an
Speaker 1: aggressive experience?
Speaker 2: And yes, I am well known, nine.
Speaker 1: Hundred milligrams of mortidella in my troup. I'm embarrassing, all right.
Speaker 3: Hey was ranting once on Trish Sally saying that someone
Speaker 3: came up to him and said, you're the TikTok guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, can I get a photo?
Speaker 3: And he was saying, oh, that is so weird that
Speaker 3: they got a photo when they didn't know my name.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, get over it like that,
Speaker 3: I'd be so precious, Like they just didn't remember your name,
Speaker 3: but they've seen your videos, they enjoy you.
Speaker 2: They wanted a photo.
Speaker 3: But then it happened to me that exact situation. Someone goes,
Speaker 3: oh my god, mind you she was a drunk bitch.
Speaker 3: On Oxford Street and I was like, oh god. She goes,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know I seen your videos? Can
Speaker 3: I get a photo? And then I was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: he's right. That feels really weird because it's like, how
Speaker 3: are you ever going to tag me? Yes, when you
Speaker 3: show people that you got a photo with me.
Speaker 2: It's like, look who it is. It's it's him from there.
Speaker 1: He is, that's them, you know their videos?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very funn They didn't even know my name, but
Speaker 2: they wanted a photo.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's a weird experience. Have you noticed
Speaker 1: it happening more more so as your profile gets bigger?
Speaker 2: Well, this only happened a couple of times that exact situation. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: but I actually met a podcast listener or maybe they
Speaker 2: just watch our tiktoks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I ran into this guy Universal and I
Speaker 3: ended up chatting to him for maybe ten fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: and quite a while. To the conversation, he goes, I've
Speaker 3: just realized who you are. I was like, what do
Speaker 3: you mean and he goes, yeah, I know who you
Speaker 3: are now, And I was like, why have you only realized?
Speaker 3: And he goes, I don't know, Maybe I was just blind.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. So that's how I knew. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they've either seen the video or they've listened to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh, darling, if.
Speaker 1: You see us out in public, make a reference like that,
Speaker 1: that's hillis.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I want someone to go, you wigans, that'd be funny,
Speaker 1: that'd be very funny. So I tell a story about
Speaker 1: the bar a couple months ago. Some bartender was there
Speaker 1: and it was the same month as the election, and
Speaker 1: they had like an Albanezi Margariti and then like a
Speaker 1: Scomo momo or something, and I was like, these names
Speaker 1: are stupid. I go and I wish I wanted to
Speaker 1: drink the albow, but it looks ransom, So I'm going
Speaker 1: to order the Scoma, but I hate the man. And
Speaker 1: I said that to the bartender and then he goes,
Speaker 1: no worries, hem its jury, yeah, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: love your podcast. Is it just me? Oh, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for your sisterings on the house, And I go,
Speaker 1: thank you. I couldn't possibly. He went, Okay, they gave
Speaker 1: me fu Should you listen to your bass? You should
Speaker 1: have pushed back once more.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, I insist, Yes, yeah, it's getting bad.
Speaker 2: Jenny's recycling story.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we have conversations on this podcast and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think we have spoken about this in the early
Speaker 3: early days, but it's been long enough.
Speaker 2: Whatever, we'll do it again. But that was fucking like
Speaker 2: two or three weeks. I think that was last week. Nah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't like I got a fresh story.
Speaker 1: Hayden and I went on e Bokes and oh my god,
Speaker 1: the jackets.
Speaker 2: You guys heard it?
Speaker 1: Easy right, Yeah, I got something fresh we can talk about.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the logis this week and actually when
Speaker 1: this episode is airing other way.
Speaker 3: Sorry, backtracking to the easy thing, missed opportunity for a mispronunciation?
Speaker 2: What do they call it?
Speaker 3: Like I said before, asked, so I can feel the
Speaker 3: snow's coming on? Oh yeah, yeah, you can hear the
Speaker 3: wind blowing through the beautiful trills.
Speaker 2: Anthony alber Nazzy. It's just the opportunities are endless. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can't think of anything, No I can.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work out how it can call
Speaker 1: Jenner a sleez. You're a sla, you're a slas. You
Speaker 1: know my favorite meal that my name.
Speaker 2: Needs to cook? It was beautiful. It was mash gravy
Speaker 2: roast beef, and.
Speaker 1: So you do not realize that I'm an idiot. But there
Speaker 1: were country people that rent a small little vineyard. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna laugh in their face. Yeah, I couldn't have.
Speaker 1: Then I should have recorded it. Yossi a grip and
Speaker 1: he's kittled awful in my jacket.
Speaker 2: When you were the wine thinger, they give you a
Speaker 2: child's platter, they did. Yeah, it's really nice. God, it's
Speaker 2: frozing in. Here's a bit brozie actually does work? That
Speaker 2: does work?
Speaker 1: Ye oh ship, I forgot to take my meat out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, of the what frozer?
Speaker 2: M God, listen to you. You're there to do it
Speaker 2: with that? That it wasn't a set up? Hit me?
Speaker 2: Oh dear, it's just too was he?
Speaker 3: I got a beautiful sweet and sour pork from the
Speaker 3: bowling club China's.
Speaker 2: Oh see the other is it just means could never?
Speaker 2: Could they? Where the bozz nose?
Speaker 1: These are just.
Speaker 2: You really just poop poop mine? Sorry?
Speaker 1: You know Jack Sparrow, What did he say again?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: The seven Sons? I forget what? Oh god, where does
Speaker 1: honey come from?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're right, because I think it's either that or cockroaches.
Speaker 2: Never can't get it. How's your cat doing? General? I
Speaker 2: heard you had flawers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's your mom?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: Everything? Everything all right? With the two knos?
Speaker 1: She had nos replacement surgery.
Speaker 2: It's no knees. I already said bozz nods.
Speaker 1: Oh ship I did bees? I got confused. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good mispronunciation. We haven't had a good one in
Speaker 1: a while. I mean this was pretty. This is better
Speaker 1: than the last one. I couldn't get my head around
Speaker 1: the last one. We did you get to brain dead?
Speaker 2: I do? I get confused.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to think about it.
Speaker 2: If they if they pop up, sure, I don't want
Speaker 2: to do them anyway're organic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do them?
Speaker 2: Yeah's it funny?
Speaker 1: I'm at the logis, who do you?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 1: Should you challenge me? I want to be challenged to
Speaker 1: get a selfie with you'll get one person each, Okay,
Speaker 1: so Mitch wants me to get a photo. Patty has
Speaker 1: to be do you think Actually we discussed this last
Speaker 1: week and I remember it because Bert's got the award,
Speaker 1: So I think you're right.
Speaker 2: Patty will be there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to creep up ono that because she
Speaker 1: might think I'm Bert's back from the dance, especially if
Speaker 1: I'm in a black tax. Yeah, you'll be fine, Jenna,
Speaker 1: who you have to pick?
Speaker 2: Think about it.
Speaker 6: I'm going to request Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 2: Shit, I reckon, she'd be approachable. Shit hard energy.
Speaker 1: Mind you, I've interviewed her, but it's only been every
Speaker 1: on zoom. I don't think there'd be that recall.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if she remembers you or not. A
Speaker 2: big fan.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what I'll say. Can I practice Mitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Am I Tracy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're Tracy and I'm me. Oh, just parking around the corner. Sorry,
Speaker 1: my horse is around the corner. Beautiful rare Shetland. It's
Speaker 1: there for ten more minutes. Hey, Tracy, she loves horses.
Speaker 2: She does love. Oh god, you're so bad with socializing.
Speaker 2: You don't just pretend you have a horse to find
Speaker 2: common ground. I'd hire a horse. Now, you just ask
Speaker 2: her how's your horse?
Speaker 1: O god, that's what i'd say to Patty, You bitch.
Speaker 1: Check your DMS.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I dare you to ask her to
Speaker 2: check her dyah. This is the most recent one with
Speaker 2: pa Oh no, maybe it was.
Speaker 3: Oh, we have all the ingredients for a good burger.
Speaker 3: You've got the cheese, you've got the lettuce, but you
Speaker 3: can't have a burger without the paddy.
Speaker 2: And that's like our podcast. We're missing the paddy. I
Speaker 2: don't even remember that.
Speaker 1: All right, done, yay.
Speaker 2: Having a good memory is in your area of exits.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 2: I have a brain illness anyway, you have a brain dissoge,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you get this.
Speaker 1: I went to get a brain MRI the other day,
Speaker 1: and I get there and I get the gown, and
Speaker 1: to get an MRI, bog Bill. It's so fucking hard
Speaker 1: for people out there with a chronic illness. I really
Speaker 1: empathize with you, because that's a tough gig. You got
Speaker 1: to pay so much money, and to get it covered
Speaker 1: by Medicare, your doctor has to write a very specific
Speaker 1: phrase in the referral. So I've got a kiarim malformation.
Speaker 1: I get shocking migraines. And I called a friend of
Speaker 1: mine who works in a radiology clinic. She went, all right,
Speaker 1: he has to say chronic un resolved migraines spinal ridiculopathy.
Speaker 1: And I know it means.
Speaker 2: Nothing, but say that ten times in a row, quickly, right, I.
Speaker 1: Go get them to write that and it will be good.
Speaker 1: So he writes and I send it through and then
Speaker 1: I get there because it's seven hundred dollars. No, no,
Speaker 1: have you read the referral? She went, yeah, you need
Speaker 1: to have chronic daily migraines and you ah, back off.
Speaker 1: So then I call my GP and he adds it
Speaker 1: and I go in. So it's such a headache, literally,
Speaker 1: and I get in and I in the gown with
Speaker 1: my butt facing backwards, and the lady.
Speaker 2: Goes, fuck, I hate those Oh it's so bad, and
Speaker 2: she's gonna want to clarify your weight. This is your
Speaker 2: way to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately you are three kilos over the machine's capacity
Speaker 1: and we will not be able to get you in.
Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna say that I'm not guaranteed that
Speaker 2: they mri horses. Yes, I know, I know, what the
Speaker 2: fuck I know?
Speaker 1: I was so upset, and she goes, I know, this
Speaker 1: is really awkward, and then I was really mad. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't think you'd tell us someone their weight on
Speaker 1: the phone. We want to avoid embarrassing people, and.
Speaker 2: I well, I mean a fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: So I have to walk out get changed, so pissed. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Finally on Friday, I got my MRI and then I
Speaker 1: was like, do you have a wait a minute, and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, we got to two hundred Q guys.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank fuck, not that I'm close to two hundred,
Speaker 1: but very good. So I got the MRI done and
Speaker 1: I put the gown on Mitch and I was like
Speaker 1: standing in the hallway ready to go, and the radiologist
Speaker 1: comes up and they go, yeah, you've got the the
Speaker 1: gown the wrong way around. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: And they go, you did not You've got the gown.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you had the slit at the front
Speaker 3: so you could see my dick was out.
Speaker 2: How did you not know?
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a prostate MRI. I'm getting a brain MRI.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, actually, you know what, leave it
Speaker 1: like that, and I go, oh, okay, and he goes,
Speaker 1: you've got to put heart probes on you anyway, so
Speaker 1: it'll actually be easier for us.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: So I'm walking like porky pig and I walk into
Speaker 1: the MRI, lie down, and the slit, you know, you
Speaker 1: lie down, gravity pulls it off. So I was button
Speaker 1: naked except in undies and it was a freezing cold
Speaker 1: MRI room. So shrinking through a max so putting these
Speaker 1: probes on me, and then midway through the MRI the
Speaker 1: machine breaks.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had an MRI? I think so?
Speaker 3: Is that the one where you go in there it's
Speaker 3: like a donut? I get lowers you in there? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: now I've done.
Speaker 2: That's like a ring. How about for my fucking appendix?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you would have?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I have this brain. MRI was thirty minutes
Speaker 1: on the brain, thirty minutes on the spine, and they
Speaker 1: do it in one hit. So an hour in the donut?
Speaker 1: What hell with that noise? And this is what an
Speaker 1: MRI sounds like for those who haven't. Actually, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get it up on.
Speaker 2: YouTube because I do your impression. I want to see
Speaker 2: how accutate it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, that's a very good point. So this how goes.
Speaker 2: That's the MRI machine.
Speaker 1: I don't remember being that really for an hour, and
Speaker 1: my brain I was I went crazy by the and
Speaker 1: I was making music. I felt like NP blow. I
Speaker 1: was like, but I'd put a hard hat there. Maybe
Speaker 1: Marion Morris on the vocals.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, I need to bring it up on youtubeaun't
Speaker 3: know how accurate that was, considering that you had to
Speaker 3: ride a bike in pitch black.
Speaker 2: It's possible your fullest ship.
Speaker 1: Here is MRI sounds inside scan room. We'll see that's
Speaker 1: not it.
Speaker 2: That's the music. Here we go.
Speaker 1: You were right on top of it.
Speaker 2: Let's give it a bit further on. I set from
Speaker 2: way challenges. Okay for once, you were under.
Speaker 1: Exaggerating and it doesn't stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it sounds like my.
Speaker 2: Dad in the backstad like.
Speaker 1: It's really uncomfortable. And and because I'm a big guy,
Speaker 1: you go in the tube and my nose is maybe
Speaker 1: four or five centimeters from the cylinder, so you feel
Speaker 1: like you're in a coffin ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've had both.
Speaker 1: I have, yes. And then they went, it's.
Speaker 2: All sorry, the machine is having problems. You're gonna have
Speaker 2: to move you.
Speaker 1: So they pull me out. I get up, my little
Speaker 1: dicklets out and then I got a wattle over the
Speaker 1: new machining line. It was a hell.
Speaker 2: And then after all that did they go, yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 2: I don't have the results yet.
Speaker 1: You think they call me if it was deafly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would you'd hope. So, yep, yeah, I did see
Speaker 1: a TikTok there before going in. I think my phone
Speaker 1: knew that I was getting an MRI, and it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm a radiographer and I've seen brain tumors and the
Speaker 1: hardest thing in my job is not telling the client shit.
Speaker 2: Not telling them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the person that watches you do the MRI
Speaker 1: and gets a brain scan, they would know what cancer
Speaker 1: looks like.
Speaker 2: Oh like when they're then and they're doing the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're not doctors, they're just the They just
Speaker 1: run the room, so they see it and they send
Speaker 1: it to the doctor who will diagnose and give you
Speaker 1: the But if you've got a brain tumor, this poor
Speaker 1: staff member would know.
Speaker 2: Why do they find that hard? I feel like that
Speaker 2: would be great. You don't have to do the hard work.
Speaker 2: What do they have this urge when they leave there
Speaker 2: and go, yeah you got it?
Speaker 1: No, no, because you've got you make your bond with them.
Speaker 1: You get them in their little gown and you offer
Speaker 1: them a drink and you tell them that what's going
Speaker 1: to happen. You put the heart probes on, you know,
Speaker 1: you make a little connection for an hour with someone
Speaker 1: and there.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be the bearer of bad news.
Speaker 2: I'd be thrilled if I didn't have to do that part.
Speaker 4: But knowing that they then have to go home and
Speaker 4: wait for results, and they're nervous, and.
Speaker 1: Imagine that you have to be so careful with your words.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got it. No, No, you've got the referral.
Speaker 1: It's in the email.
Speaker 2: God, that'd be really bad. That's no. I'd be happy
Speaker 2: to get out of that part.
Speaker 1: God, Yeah, that'd be tough. I wouldn't know what to
Speaker 1: do anyway.
Speaker 2: Josler was a.
Speaker 1: Good one, Thank you. It took me a while, but
Speaker 1: I got it too. All right, shall we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we better get out of here. Let's go, everybody.
Speaker 1: I've got someflam to take.
Speaker 2: Oh god, we get it.
Speaker 1: I'll see if anyone wants to send in roses or cards,
Speaker 1: or just warm affirmations or a nice hug.
Speaker 3: I was respectful enough not to come in last week
Speaker 3: lest I make other people sick.
Speaker 2: And here you are, coughing and spluttering in our fucking face.
Speaker 1: Pressed the button? Do you think I could have done
Speaker 1: the show from home?
Speaker 2: I know how to press the buttons, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Not like I do all right, guys, let's do our
Speaker 1: mantra close.
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Speaker 2: So oh wow, nailed it, You fucking nailed it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my god, it's last week saying Jenny you follow his lead.
Speaker 1: Ah, we finally locked eyes.
Speaker 2: We did, had your eyes closed towards you. I peeged
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