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Speaker 1: Christians Christian O'Connell Christian o'connells Show podcast. Hey podcasters, thank

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Speaker 1: christiano'connell dot com dot au and now here's our show.

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Speaker 1: Every Monday morning on our show, then we go through

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Speaker 1: all your misheard lyrics that you send in on mishard

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Speaker 1: Lyrics Monday. It's just another misshard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics.

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Speaker 1: So all you do is email me Christian at christiano'connell

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Speaker 1: dot com dot au your misheard lyrics. We play them

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Speaker 1: back on a Monday. We have a listener if we

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Speaker 1: agree with what you think you're miss hearing if not,

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Speaker 1: And for the really great ones in this Hall of Famer,

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Speaker 1: like last week, this Hall of Famer, Miles and Jack

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Speaker 1: centers this one Rhianna take about the actual lyric talking

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Speaker 1: about a girl, I love you You're the one, just looks

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Speaker 1: like a rerun. There miss hearing it talking about the

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Speaker 1: girl I love you You're the one. This just looks

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Speaker 1: like Curry runs young grub of your ya o Utch.

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Speaker 1: This just looks like Curry. I'm still hearing it. All right, then,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it this morning. Then we kick off

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Speaker 1: with Big John and Boston. Don't look back, don't look back.

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Speaker 1: A new day is breaking, or is it? Don't look back.

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Speaker 1: An engine is cracking. Oh it's faint. It's faint, very faint,

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Speaker 1: Big John, to hear it again, don't look back, and

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Speaker 1: the engine is cracking. It's probably just about that Pink

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Speaker 1: Floyd money. I'm in the high fidelity first class traveling

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Speaker 1: set and I think I need a layer jet travel

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Speaker 1: or is it? I'm in the high fidelity first class

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Speaker 1: traveling set and I think I need a lid checked.

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Speaker 2: It's not clean and you made it wait all that time.

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Speaker 1: It's pink Floyd. Be careful, all right, Ellen, baby crazy sale?

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Speaker 1: Maybe then maybe then? Maybe then? Or is it? I'm

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Speaker 1: big Ben. I'm big Ben. I'm big Ben. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it takes your art, It'll get into it. I'm big Ben.

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Speaker 1: I'm big Ben. I'm big Ben. Yeah. Hella Bibby. I

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Speaker 1: knew a Bibby and you're a Bibbi. What's the Bibbi?

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Speaker 2: Well you turned your nose up at that surname Bibby. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I knew your surname Bibby.

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Is that before when you read out her name you

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Speaker 2: did this screwed up nose like that.

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Speaker 1: That's I didn't see someone's surname and I know a Bibby?

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Speaker 2: So do you?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, let's chat about it after show. Maybe Alexander Geimer,

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Speaker 1: Christian Jack and bat So would like to submit. I

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Speaker 1: miss Her from Taylor Swift second Amazing surprise album of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Okay, dr Rock Evermore? This is Coney, Ireland

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Speaker 1: Tennis Swift. And do you miss the rogue who coached

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Speaker 1: you into Paradise? To you the rogue cook Steans? Or

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Speaker 1: is it? And do you miss the roller coaster into Paradise?

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Speaker 1: Do you miss the rogue cook Steans? A paradis Matt

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Speaker 1: Beringer from the National There IM not sure if your

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Speaker 1: herd called Telly Swift. Fans are really into this kind

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Speaker 1: of collab. Do you the rogue? Ah Adrian, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure whether we should be we should be doing this one. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we go for it, Bobby Gentry, I'll never fall in

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Speaker 1: love again after you do here. Never phone you you

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Speaker 1: hear it? I think we could probably move on. It's there,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. I'm not going to say what it is

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Speaker 1: so you can guess. Instead of phone it rhymes with

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Speaker 1: phone dogs love it. It's there, isn't it? It's there?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm gonna ge? That of favor?

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Speaker 1: All right? David? My entry is sliph We slipkno. Wow,

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Speaker 1: we core artists on here on gold slip on left

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Speaker 1: Behind by Slipknot. We all love that song. We all

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Speaker 1: got left behind or is it called David. We've all

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Speaker 1: got lovely eyes. That is great. We've all got lovely eyes.

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Speaker 1: Bless those Slipknot boys and their masks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see the eyes because you're wearing the mask.

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Speaker 1: The eyes Slipknot of favor. Susan Harris has got this one.

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Speaker 1: Selena Gomez hands to myself. All of the downs and

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Speaker 1: the uppers keep making love to each other. Keep making

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Speaker 1: love to each other? Or is it all of the

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Speaker 1: dogs in the adverts keep making love to each other? Megas,

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Speaker 1: this is the one to beat this year. That is

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Speaker 1: so good. Hinstans Hall of Favor. All of the dogs

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Speaker 1: in the adverts keep making love to each other. You

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Speaker 1: cannot not hear this now, Megans each that's.

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Speaker 2: One of the best.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the cleanest we've ever had. I can't

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Speaker 1: hear again. All the dogs in the adverts keep making

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Speaker 1: love to each other. Keep megas, I think a Synagomez

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Speaker 1: in the same way. Well done, Susan Harris Hinsts Hall

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Speaker 1: of Favor at everyone some great ones there, Email me

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Speaker 1: yours and we'll plating about next Monday on the show

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Speaker 1: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and if

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Speaker 1: O'Connell Show podcast. Jackie Boy, what happened to you over

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Speaker 1: the weekend?

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Speaker 2: Well, I got my hair cut. No no one here

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Speaker 2: is giving me Yeah, no one said like, oh nice

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Speaker 2: haircut this morning.

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Speaker 1: It's trimmed. But you're sticking with the munnet and I'm

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Speaker 1: staying with the mullet looks smart?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Well, it doesn't look smart.

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Speaker 1: I think for you it looks smart. It contains that fro.

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Speaker 2: So I've got a mullet and you think I've leveled

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Speaker 2: up from wherever I was.

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Speaker 1: That is not a compliment. It is it kind of

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Speaker 1: is it is? You? Do you look smart?

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Speaker 2: I don't have a regular barber, which you know that

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Speaker 2: I always.

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Speaker 1: Go to it. How do you live like that? We'll

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Speaker 1: just go random random?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, like I never find someone Roulette.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that. I know.

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Speaker 2: I would love to find somebody I can trust, but

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Speaker 2: I just never want to go back. The thing I

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Speaker 2: don't like is the idle chit chat in the hairdresser's

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Speaker 2: chair or the barber's chair. So what I hear.

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Speaker 1: That man of people talk at you for three hours

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Speaker 1: every morning on a Friday. Oh you want to have

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Speaker 1: a chat with me? No? Thank you. Cut the hair

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Speaker 1: and keep it shut, keep it shut, just cut, cut, cut.

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Speaker 2: Because I knew I wasn't going back to this one.

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Speaker 2: I actually got a cut while Bianca was doing a

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Speaker 2: citizenship test, so I was in the city. I would

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Speaker 2: know I'd never come back and use this as my

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Speaker 2: regular barber. So there's no point trying to make small

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Speaker 2: talk with this guy because I've never seen him again.

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Speaker 1: Just quite nice. She might find something interesting about them.

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Speaker 2: But this, this is the song that sums up my

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Speaker 2: waking or I wish did This is the silence that

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Speaker 2: I wish so quiet, No one's talking to each other.

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Speaker 1: It's much like a library' is at your idea hairdressers?

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Speaker 2: I asked him, I'm obsessed with chess at the moment,

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Speaker 2: ever since the Queen's Gambit last year. Yeah, I've been

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Speaker 2: playing chess on my phone every day. So I asked him,

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Speaker 2: do you mind if I played chess?

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Speaker 1: Who while you're in the chest while I'm in the

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Speaker 1: with an actual chess board on my phone because I'm

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Speaker 1: in off watch in a centric I dream of being

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Speaker 1: that person, like walking around with an actual chess board

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Speaker 1: under mine, going to a coffee shop and playing myself

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Speaker 1: and literally getting up into chest and sitting opposite myself

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Speaker 1: and go, what a guy? What an eccentric?

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Speaker 2: DJ played chess on my phone because I wanted the

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Speaker 2: piece in quid. I didn't want to do the small

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Speaker 2: talk with him, but then he starts talking to me

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Speaker 2: about ches.

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Speaker 1: No, a bit more at the back, you see the

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Speaker 1: queen's gambit.

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Speaker 2: No, that's small talk.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what did you say to him? He's just

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Speaker 1: telling me word for word how this went down. I

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Speaker 1: mean all of you.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'm obsessed with chess at the moment. Do

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Speaker 2: you mind if I played chess on my phone?

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Speaker 1: He said, no, I'm so passive aggressive. I'm obsessed with

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Speaker 1: not talking to you at the moment. Do you mind

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Speaker 1: if I find a distraction?

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Speaker 2: Well, he didn't cotton on that. I was for no

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Speaker 2: small talk because he started telling me about chess. He

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Speaker 2: had these mask go on as well, so I couldn't

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Speaker 2: really understand him. But he was like, oh, have you

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Speaker 2: heard about the four year old chess prodigy He beat

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Speaker 2: all the Americans?

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Speaker 1: And I was I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to talk to him about chess. And then

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Speaker 2: every time he was telling me about the four year

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Speaker 2: old prodigy who beat all the Americans.

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Speaker 1: That sound pretty amazing. Note get on.

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Speaker 2: He stopped cutting my hair and stunted gesture.

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Speaker 1: This. It does bug me because I'm like, this is

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Speaker 1: I just want to get my haircut.

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Speaker 2: Now, we're not progressing anywhere further, and we're actually pausing

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Speaker 2: to hear you talk about chess than the product.

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Speaker 1: Did I ever tell him aout the time? An old

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Speaker 1: hairdress of mine said, you know, as he was chatting

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Speaker 1: to me, he used to chat a lot, right, and

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Speaker 1: he would then go are you good for time? He

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Speaker 1: get up a chair and he'd sit down and put

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Speaker 1: and put the sisters down. Just start chatting me. That's

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Speaker 1: my worst night. And listen, we're not on the radio, okay.

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Speaker 1: I just want to get my hair cut, and he

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Speaker 1: then he goes me, you must have contacts on TV.

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Speaker 1: I've got an idea for a chat show where he

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Speaker 1: would go around the world. We would do a TV

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Speaker 1: show together, me and my headdresser. Right, I interviewed people,

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Speaker 1: he cuts the hair, and he joins in the interview. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking about it. I think there's something anyway.

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Speaker 1: So so in the end he just still talked to

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Speaker 1: you during the hair He.

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Speaker 2: Told me the whole way through. So it was worse

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Speaker 2: because I had to listen to him why he's gesturing.

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Speaker 2: The haircut went longer than I even thought. And then

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Speaker 2: he cuts it so slim that you guys don't even

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Speaker 2: realize they've got a haircut. Shouldn't have gone to the

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Speaker 2: barber in the first place.

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Speaker 1: A good haircut shouldn't be noticed. He should just blend

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Speaker 1: into your face. Is that bad haircut? Now? It just

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Speaker 1: made up. Try and make you feel better. The Christian

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