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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ninni. The date was going so well until what happened?

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Speaker 3: Love to him you.

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Speaker 2: I was talking to my sister over the weekend. She

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Speaker 2: just got back from London and she had been on

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Speaker 2: a few dates over there, and I was just, you know,

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Speaker 2: sort of getting the best and the worst of them,

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Speaker 2: and she said it was there was one date that

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Speaker 2: she went on and she's in the middle of a

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Speaker 2: tiny little pub in London and this guy walked in

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Speaker 2: and it seemed like a really lovely guy and they

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Speaker 2: were having a really nice time until.

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Speaker 1: This song came on.

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Speaker 3: Yea, and he sat there and he flipped his hat

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Speaker 3: backwards and then said, sorry, I've got a groove dis

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Speaker 3: my jam.

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Speaker 1: No, and he got up and jammed. He went to

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Speaker 1: the dance floor.

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Speaker 2: I just got up and did like, I'm a bit

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Speaker 2: of a boogie on the spot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally what turn his cat back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Crazy outrageous And she was like, okay, water jack.

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Speaker 2: So I'd love to see if anyone can beat that.

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Speaker 2: On thurday one, six five right now, give us a call.

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Speaker 2: The date was going so well until would you say.

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Speaker 4: You would put a certain date that you had in

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Speaker 4: this category?

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Speaker 1: You were actually you.

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Speaker 4: I think you were going out with this girl at

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Speaker 4: the time, and you were at dinner and then Ax

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Speaker 4: walked in. No, that was also a bad one, but

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Speaker 4: I's going My personal favorite is that a current AFL

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Speaker 4: footballer walked in the restaurant, saw you do having dinner,

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Speaker 4: obviously saw so little in you. It was just like,

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Speaker 4: I am so so much better and more attractive than

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Speaker 4: you that I'm just going to start flirting with your

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Speaker 4: partner and then in front of me, and then your

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Speaker 4: partner was really good about it.

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Speaker 2: She was like, really, it was really He was just

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Speaker 2: like this guy, there's no way he's going out with

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Speaker 2: her wild It is no way.

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Speaker 1: And so then hit on her in front of me,

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Speaker 1: and then your partner was quite good about it. You

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Speaker 1: were like, oh, sorry, before you've got on with this

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Speaker 1: outrageous with my partner.

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Speaker 4: This balding man in front of me is my partner.

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Speaker 4: I've actually seen him, and he sort of laughs, and

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Speaker 4: they think they exchanged numbers and then didn't he didn't

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Speaker 4: he continue to message her during the dinner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, but you were at the.

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Speaker 1: Rest He couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Kathy, The date was going so well until he pushed.

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Speaker 5: His false piece out to clean some food out of fid.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the date was going so well until please fill

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Speaker 2: in that gap for me, woulds. I just started thinking

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Speaker 2: about some of yours and they've just they've flooded in.

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Speaker 2: There's always when you come for me with the knives.

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Speaker 2: Remember when you took every girl out to the same

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Speaker 2: restaurant in Perth that when we used to live in Perth.

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Speaker 1: It was around the corner from where I lived. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Rockaby Road spot you can water Yeah, and then and then.

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Speaker 2: But what started happening is it was obviously such a

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Speaker 2: lovely place that the girls would go on a date

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Speaker 2: with you and they'd be like, oh great, this is

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Speaker 2: a great place to go.

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Speaker 1: This is a great place to go out.

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Speaker 2: And then two or three fridays in a row, you

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Speaker 2: were on another date with another girl in the same place.

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Speaker 1: It was a bad time. Yeah, and that's more too.

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Speaker 4: I think that the popularity of the place, rather than

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Speaker 4: you know how many dates I was having.

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Speaker 1: You were there, you were there every Friday.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I didn't wait to say something to you

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Speaker 2: about that.

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Speaker 1: He did.

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Speaker 4: He commented on it, and it was like, mate, there

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Speaker 4: are other bars or something.

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Speaker 1: Like that, and then I knew that was enough.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Bianka here on thirty one and

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Speaker 4: sixty five Bianca.

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Speaker 1: The date was going so well until what.

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Speaker 6: Lackose intolerant had dairy in the morning, went on a

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Speaker 6: canoe and I really had to go to oyo nowhere

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Speaker 6: to go. So I told him I was going to

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Speaker 6: jump out and asked him to take a photo of me,

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Speaker 6: and then I just did a two in the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, sorry, Bianker, why I mentioned to take the photo?

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Speaker 1: What what? Why wouldn't why in the photo element there?

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Speaker 6: Just to make it out like I was jumping on

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Speaker 6: the canoe to take a photo, but I ended up

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Speaker 6: marrying him, So he.

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Speaker 7: Does know now that yeah, so you you yeah you

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Speaker 7: two was commonly known as a Casey de laqua in

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Speaker 7: the in the ocean you jumped out of the you

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Speaker 7: jumped out of the cary and he had no idea.

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Speaker 2: You're just talking to him and just getting the job

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Speaker 2: done while the canoe is next to you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But then like we sort of went snorkling after so

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Speaker 4: we found a few c cucumbers.

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Speaker 1: Well, oh well, let's go to Gary here. Gary. The

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Speaker 1: date was going so well until.

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Speaker 5: What until he was driving and basically wasn't paying attention

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Speaker 5: and we were coming up to a sharp band on

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Speaker 5: the car ended up going over and the state of

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Speaker 5: a cliff which was sixteen foot into field and the

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Speaker 5: car flipped like fourteen Oh my god. There was no

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Speaker 5: windows or no wheels left on the car. We walked

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Speaker 5: over that scratch.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Okay, you walked out without a scratch, right, Garry.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, walked over that a scratch is that's hot?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But when you crawl out of that car unscathed.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they're not lying down in the field then, mate,

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Speaker 2: they'll be calling an ambulance.

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Speaker 5: Gary.

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Speaker 2: You didn't get it on right there and there, did you?

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Speaker 5: Definitely not? And he did not make you.

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Speaker 1: Think you like Heyes, you're alive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's like on a plane if you get

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Speaker 4: told of planes going down, the first thing you're doing

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Speaker 4: is what when if you get if you're alive and.

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Speaker 2: Turn to the person next to you and go about

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Speaker 2: the file high club mate, We're gonna be in a

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Speaker 2: mile in the air for much longer.

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Speaker 3: God be your concerns.

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Speaker 2: A friend of mine one and sixty five the date

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Speaker 2: was going so well until a friend of mine found

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Speaker 2: out that he was related to the date that he

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Speaker 2: was on. Oh yeah, on their second date, which is

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Speaker 2: totally wild. I know you've got one story that I

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Speaker 2: would love to hear. Well, well, yeah, we go to Brandon. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there is one story that I'm very keen on Brandon.

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Speaker 2: Date was going so well until.

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Speaker 8: What Yeah, so it took me a couple of months

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Speaker 8: to work up the courage to ask out this girl.

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Speaker 8: And we go on this date. We're having a good time,

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Speaker 8: and she decides like she'll stay the night and in

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Speaker 8: the morning, like actually leave and she goes to my

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Speaker 8: fridge and she grabbed all the leftovers, and I thought

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Speaker 8: it was a bit of a nick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she flees, she flees your foret What did she take?

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Speaker 3: What was in there?

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Speaker 8: She took the first, she took the left like.

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Speaker 2: A tim tam or like like, what's she took a

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Speaker 2: nice carbonard from the restaurant forward to that bloody.

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Speaker 1: That's extraordinary, totally to take. Because I take a bite,

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Speaker 1: I'd be okay with it.

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Speaker 2: I'd have a nibble on the way outta I want

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Speaker 2: to get down to your story.

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Speaker 4: Okay, no names obviously, but I I think it was

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Speaker 4: a second date with this girl, and we ended up

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Speaker 4: going back to her house and we were just we

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Speaker 4: were in We're in the living room, I think, and

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Speaker 4: a little bit of kissy wissy whatever going on, and

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Speaker 4: you know, a little bit of noise was being made,

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Speaker 4: and she said, oh, can you just keep it down

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Speaker 4: a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Because quite a bit of noise being made.

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Speaker 4: Well, noise noise has been made. And she and I said, oh,

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Speaker 4: why is that? And she goes, oh, well, my dad's here.

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Speaker 4: At this point, I had no idea that her dad

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Speaker 4: was in the house. It was an apartment by the way,

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Speaker 4: so her small space. And then I was like, oh, gee,

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Speaker 4: your dad's true. She goes, oh, no, no, no, no, don't

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Speaker 4: worry about it. He's a bit ill at the moment

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Speaker 4: and he can't get out of bed. And she thought

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Speaker 4: that was a reason that would make me feel more comfortable.

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Speaker 3: Totally wild.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for making me bring up that story, allmadic

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Speaker 4: two eggs couldn't even leap yet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And she was like, no, carry on, she said,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it.

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Speaker 7: Don'torry about it's so.

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Speaker 2: Sick you can't get out of bed at

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