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Speaker 1: Good on to Pats Morning, Good morning, Alex morning, Good morning. Rio.
Speaker 2: Are going to start today's show with an immediate intervention
Speaker 2: for the greater good of this team and that individual
Speaker 2: person yesterday. After the show, we're all having a cup
Speaker 2: of tea together and a slice of cake.
Speaker 1: And it was very, very pleasant. It was lovely.
Speaker 2: The team is surprising with a lovely card and a
Speaker 2: gift and a cake because Sunday was twenty seven years
Speaker 2: of breakfast radio and it was lovely. It was really nice,
Speaker 2: always having a chat and a laugh. And then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, the only word I can use is
Speaker 2: quite an old timey word, was miasthma. Miasthma is an
Speaker 2: old word for a pungent, mellowed smell. Suddenly the circle
Speaker 2: descended into fear and like mustard gas have been sprayed,
Speaker 2: as if we were protesting. I looked around to try
Speaker 2: and detect the source of this pungent miasma. It was
Speaker 2: once more Producer Kaitlin and some muck that she's traveling
Speaker 2: into her pie hole. I saw on in horror as
Speaker 2: it was slice spoiled egg already, I'm starting a gag.
Speaker 2: Slice boiled egg on top of cottage cheese, on top
Speaker 2: of vegamite, on top of a low carb English muffin.
Speaker 2: Now the muffin, I have no problem with vegamie, it's
Speaker 2: up to you guys. However, cottage cheese and then sliced
Speaker 2: stinky egg on top of that it's aggressive.
Speaker 5: And a soggy tomato.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a soggy tomato. And this is at nine
Speaker 2: thirty am.
Speaker 6: Getting a price.
Speaker 5: Still smell it even though it's been twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how often, Caitlin, how often are you chucking that down?
Speaker 3: I am enjoying this delicious meal five times.
Speaker 7: A week, oh gosh.
Speaker 6: To ensure that.
Speaker 3: My body is taken care of with only healthy elements, Well,
Speaker 3: you just.
Speaker 2: Polish off a big bit of cake before that, exactly.
Speaker 3: And a lovely bit of pro to get me through
Speaker 3: to lunch. And it's delicious and glorious, and ordinarily I
Speaker 3: would pop a bit of salt and pepper on top. However,
Speaker 3: this place does not have anything for us, so I
Speaker 3: suffered through.
Speaker 2: But do you mean this place what I mean? Look,
Speaker 2: there's a long list of agreements as we have with
Speaker 2: this place. The lack of salt and pepper isn't in
Speaker 2: my top one thousand issues to this place.
Speaker 3: It's a simple basic ne that every office should have
Speaker 3: and it simply does not. But it doesn't matter because
Speaker 3: the meal was delicious regardless.
Speaker 8: The cottage cheese is probably the most upsetting part for me.
Speaker 9: It's a certain things in the office that shouldn't come
Speaker 9: into the office. Boiled eggs, boiled eggs in tuna, as
Speaker 9: much as I love it on a sandwich or me
Speaker 9: to cracker, just don't.
Speaker 2: Bring great in a jacket potato really tuna, mayo and
Speaker 2: sweet cornees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: The other one is sometimes I'll see people sardines.
Speaker 6: Oh god, my.
Speaker 1: Wife loves them.
Speaker 5: It's like a whole fishy.
Speaker 2: Tiny little fish. There's tiny, little one eyed fish on
Speaker 2: a slice of toast.
Speaker 6: The stinkiest fishble.
Speaker 1: Smelly, the smelliest fish in the ocean.
Speaker 5: How do they get so smelly?
Speaker 1: But they are rank, they are all right.
Speaker 2: So let's try and find Australia's worst breakfast because I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Slice of boiled egg on top of cottious cheese on
Speaker 2: vegamite on a so and you're right. It was a
Speaker 2: sweaty old bit of tomato on a low carb, sad
Speaker 2: looking English muffin.
Speaker 5: Muffin was struggling now.
Speaker 1: I think he was trying to move itself away.
Speaker 2: It was trying to bench press the offence on top
Speaker 2: of it off like I.
Speaker 1: Mean, you don't like that your mind. We call it marmi.
Speaker 10: It's the sickening, sweaty stacks. It was a stack of
Speaker 10: sad so all right, what is Australia's worst breakfast? Okay,
Speaker 10: please give us a call?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Is it some mumb or Dad have or you've had
Speaker 2: before or maybe someone at.
Speaker 4: What the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a nice day today, Pats. It's cold
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 6: Oh you know what? When I got in it was
Speaker 6: like four degrees.
Speaker 2: There's three degrees and I got on the car this morning,
Speaker 2: a little snowflake came out. I'm then sure there was
Speaker 2: accusing me of being woke.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 2: My castman met by three, an't you. It's called a
Speaker 2: bit of snowflake.
Speaker 6: Nice eighteen even better tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We've gone crazy, all right, so we're looking for Australia's
Speaker 2: worst breakfast. I remember years ago I went through I've
Speaker 2: tried so many different hacks and I wanted to try
Speaker 2: and give myself more energy immediately. Right, I've tried just
Speaker 2: about every single one, from cold showers, hot showers, cold
Speaker 2: and hot showers in the same five minutes, cycling between them.
Speaker 1: Just tires of it.
Speaker 2: Just haven't got the energy for all this optimization. Unoptimized
Speaker 2: breakfast show. Anyway, I went through a phase for it
Speaker 2: was less than a week because it was revolting.
Speaker 1: I would have four raw eggs.
Speaker 2: Rocky, Yeah, just cracked them into a glass and down
Speaker 2: it in one.
Speaker 8: And you don't even really like you don't like fried eggs, no,
Speaker 8: So a raw egg would be four four.
Speaker 2: And you could just feel it. It's like a like
Speaker 2: a viscos is kind of oil in your body, sitting
Speaker 2: there not breaking down. So then I would start the
Speaker 2: show feeling queasy for a whole hour sweating, and I
Speaker 2: feel worse without all this optimization.
Speaker 6: Do you have a chaser after that? All those eggs, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: this is.
Speaker 2: Where it gets worse. I should have done that, Pats.
Speaker 2: I then was seriously into turmeric tea. Tumic has got
Speaker 2: lots of great health properties, right, but there's different ways
Speaker 2: you can have but most people just take a tablet
Speaker 2: of it. I would have this herbal tea, so it's
Speaker 2: a table spots a lot of curic, a lot of tasty,
Speaker 2: and it was very dense and silty, earthy, and so
Speaker 2: that would be the chaser to the eggs.
Speaker 5: Was the only orange foods you were in taking?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Once Germany Turmeric year, I was Liam Gallagher came in
Speaker 2: for an interview and I was trying to stir it
Speaker 2: before he came in, as I thought, if he sees this,
Speaker 2: I really kind of a bother to start in getting into
Speaker 2: the bealth benefits turic tea to wild rock and roll
Speaker 2: man Liam Gallagher. But anyway, I couldn't stir it quick enough.
Speaker 2: It doesn't dissolve. He comes beating in. He's like, you
Speaker 2: got that name? I tried to sort of me away
Speaker 2: anyway the new albums. He's standing up, he's coming round.
Speaker 1: The desk is gone. What you got there? Mate? That's interesting?
Speaker 1: What is it? Mate? Well?
Speaker 2: Actually you know it's tumic tea and he goes blood.
Speaker 2: He love that mate, mad for me. I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: you're chic goes yeah, he goes. For decades, I've had
Speaker 2: terrible dan druff, and I'm thinking this is the greatest
Speaker 2: start to an issue. I'm like, I was like what
Speaker 2: because yeah, like in the nineties of I had like
Speaker 2: white flakes all over my shoulders and went that might
Speaker 2: not have been Dan drop.
Speaker 1: That might have been a mix.
Speaker 2: Admittedly there may have been some scout, but I think
Speaker 2: it was something showbiz dandruff maybe. So anyway, some health
Speaker 2: practitioner recommended trimic tea cleared it up right. He then
Speaker 2: got his mum on it as well because she had psoriasis.
Speaker 2: So we had a five minute chat about the health
Speaker 2: that would starting my interview. So anyway, he's here this weekend,
Speaker 2: I'm going to take some tunic tea backstage shroud any
Speaker 2: because he might not he might not have some ahead.
Speaker 1: Of the show.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to be up there and he's worrying
Speaker 2: about his dandruff. Perhatsy, what's the worst breakfast? Knew your
Speaker 2: family must have had some horrors.
Speaker 9: My pa used to have bread and dripping, so that's
Speaker 9: old school. Yeah, dripping was essentially real, the fat half cooking.
Speaker 9: So say you do some chops or some but whatever,
Speaker 9: do a roast. He used to have this tin. Can
Speaker 9: keep it, yeah, drain it into it, pop it in
Speaker 9: the fridge and basically use it like a butter on
Speaker 9: his toast.
Speaker 1: Do you know what now?
Speaker 2: A lot of people swear like that. People use it
Speaker 2: like beef tallow as a moisturizer.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 2: Lamb smell if you want to smell like nice smell
Speaker 2: sort of beefy lambd.
Speaker 5: Was it nice? Did you ever have it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 9: I could not toast like an inch thick, like not.
Speaker 1: Such a heavy thing. What about you?
Speaker 11: My great grandmother would have inch thick hot English mustard
Speaker 11: on toast because that's so much mustard. She smoked a
Speaker 11: packaday right and drank it, probably a bottle of scotch
Speaker 11: to day, and just that that's just how it got
Speaker 11: through to a taste buds.
Speaker 2: We used to When I look back now, just how
Speaker 2: much my grandparents used to drink.
Speaker 1: You just thought this was like what they do, it's
Speaker 1: how they are going.
Speaker 2: I think that was a lot of we're scared you
Speaker 2: day and smoked a lot of smoking and then and
Speaker 2: the moment of the time, we're like, yeah, why they
Speaker 2: dynamics six And I'm like, wait they made it that far?
Speaker 7: Yeah, different Mike, when he made it to ninety three blood.
Speaker 6: Wow, ninety smoked a pack a day.
Speaker 7: Came out from Scotland when she was twenty three.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's he's saying that, like it's the takeout of
Speaker 5: the story, is it.
Speaker 1: Ninety three? Yeah? It almost like Okay, well I'm on
Speaker 1: track correct.
Speaker 2: I could probably do a few more darts before the
Speaker 2: show to get those numbers up there. It's not like
Speaker 2: a health stack he's given out.
Speaker 1: It's not too fairs.
Speaker 6: That's insane.
Speaker 9: How did they get to be ninety He's pack could
Speaker 9: die and ate all his fat and dripping.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think it was? These days?
Speaker 2: Thankfully, medicine is so good that the health, the health
Speaker 2: service here is incredible. You don't realize how good it
Speaker 2: is compared to England. It's it's dying. Really, it's a
Speaker 2: really sad story. However, so you get a lot of testing,
Speaker 2: like you hit the bum test here. I don't think
Speaker 2: sis to anyone ask in the world. It's amazing, right,
Speaker 2: that generation. The only time went to the doctor when
Speaker 2: he was about to give you last rites to say
Speaker 2: you're dead. There was no They didn't have the luxury,
Speaker 2: the equipment, the resources. So I think if they ever
Speaker 2: went in to get a service or a test, they
Speaker 2: were going You smoke and drink too much.
Speaker 5: Ignorance?
Speaker 1: Is bliss? Just didn't know?
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Speaker 2: Brad are engineer has found sal and pepper and the building.
Speaker 1: Pats.
Speaker 6: I see that he brought it in. I thought what
Speaker 6: am I meant to do with that?
Speaker 2: But it's two years past the sale by day I
Speaker 2: did not. I thought salt was something.
Speaker 5: Else, isn't it? For ever.
Speaker 2: It's used to be an ancient way of cleaning and
Speaker 2: storing stuff. Trust his place to get out of dates salt.
Speaker 2: It's probably from the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 6: It's probably from Grubby and.
Speaker 2: All Right, Australia's Stinkiest Breakfast Anchovy's Christian I actually the
Speaker 2: stinkiest fish.
Speaker 1: Proved me wrong, Darren, you win.
Speaker 5: I love anchovies. Olives of the sea.
Speaker 1: A very popular delicacy, aren't they? Anchovy?
Speaker 5: I put everything that I can put an anchovy on.
Speaker 1: So wasn't difference between an anchovy and a sardine.
Speaker 8: Anchovies are smaller and saltier, very so.
Speaker 2: The flavor you get with an anchovy because you get
Speaker 2: what you get on pizza.
Speaker 8: It's very savory, very umami, very salt sour like, very
Speaker 8: savory salty flavor.
Speaker 2: Ah right, I have to try some Christian. I used
Speaker 2: to have curried egg and tuna on toast in the morning.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a double whammy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know people were currying eggs.
Speaker 9: Oh curry egg sandwhich is a beautiful that's a thing,
Speaker 9: But tuna it's not with in the morning.
Speaker 2: The starting kept me full a morning. But you didn't
Speaker 2: put your name on this. Maybe you want to my
Speaker 2: anonymous signs of the same person as Evans smashing curried
Speaker 2: egg and chuna and toast every morning for breakfast. Can't
Speaker 2: do cocchies. So that's gross A bridge too far, Christians.
Speaker 2: What the lady who every morning at work would have
Speaker 2: toasts spread with canned tuna, mashed banana trizzled with honey.
Speaker 2: A lot going on there, Christia. My dad used to
Speaker 2: have a big plate of ox tongue for breakfast.
Speaker 6: Stop it.
Speaker 1: My father in butcher did you get ox tongue from from.
Speaker 6: The butcher my father in law was.
Speaker 9: His specialty was cooking off al and they would have
Speaker 9: oxtail ox. He loved cooking offul and he do all
Speaker 9: these like eight hour stews with ox tail and ox
Speaker 9: tongue and everything steps brains.
Speaker 6: He used to crumb sheep's brains.
Speaker 7: Sometimes my grandmother would have peaked head soup.
Speaker 2: Oh heavens, alright, I'm actually I'm actually tapping out.
Speaker 1: And it used to get stuck in this country has
Speaker 1: tag stray.
Speaker 6: They would have have a whole pig's head in the pot.
Speaker 7: Though they just mash up all the snout in the
Speaker 7: ears enough put it in.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'condal show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning to Shane. Listens to show in Sydney, Christian, I.
Speaker 2: Think we're going to throw up after listening to those
Speaker 2: horrific breakfast Shane. Peace, tell more of your friends that
Speaker 2: they can feel this way when they engage with The
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Live in Sydney in January.
Speaker 5: You guarantee way cup.
Speaker 2: Feeling sick weight cup with vomb in your throat. The
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show, Sydney, January twenty six, All right, it
Speaker 2: is time for what's the year?
Speaker 5: Do you know what they released? Free Willie? Was it
Speaker 5: eighty nine or ninety three? Or when did Tita record Life?
Speaker 1: Four brands?
Speaker 5: I'm not very good with daste. Does anybody they know?
Speaker 5: What's the year?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 5: What's the year? My friend?
Speaker 1: All right? So once week on show what's the year?
Speaker 1: My Friend? You play along as well.
Speaker 2: We go through TV shows, songs, movies asking the team
Speaker 2: what was the year it came out? Once you reach
Speaker 2: a certain age, it's constantly like, wait, this is how
Speaker 2: many years old? We do every day on those on
Speaker 2: the show when we played so, I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: First of all, great comedy, greatest physical comedians ever, the
Speaker 2: brilliant Rowan Atkinson. I think he was your real comic
Speaker 2: genius rona concent You ever watched like Four Weddings and
Speaker 2: even the Turners, the Priest, the stumbling priests, and that he.
Speaker 1: Steals a movie.
Speaker 2: It just steals every scene he's in as that priest
Speaker 2: stumbling through the wedding vowels.
Speaker 1: But Johnny English, Johnny English underrated.
Speaker 2: Very very funny comedy and also co starring Nataline Brullia.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: She was in the first time with him. It is
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 7: The Langham in London, The.
Speaker 2: Love You guys, m Meggie Carnerd. All right, So when
Speaker 2: was it out Johnny English Lot.
Speaker 7: It was the year I interviewed him in London.
Speaker 11: That would have been twenty thirteen, fourteen, I thought earlier.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would have said early two thousand.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and eight, five eleven, Stepping in the Dark.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've interviewed him. It was two thousand
Speaker 1: and three.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, first of all came out two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: I used to watch a lot with the girls when
Speaker 2: we were younger. Very it was the second one as well,
Speaker 2: very very funny movie. All right, The Boss Springsteen Born
Speaker 2: to Run.
Speaker 5: Way too get Out.
Speaker 1: That's actually offensive eighty six. Come on, guys, this the
Speaker 1: Boss you know is wait for.
Speaker 7: What was it seventies, yes, seventy nineties, seventy nine, This.
Speaker 2: My Friends nineteen seventy five, nineteen seventy five, Born to
Speaker 2: Run now born in the USA mid eighties, seventy five
Speaker 2: and storehs this incredible energy to it. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to The Simpsons nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh oh gone, and you interviewed home. I didn't even
Speaker 1: the language.
Speaker 5: I actually interviewed the German Homer Simpson your kid University Radio.
Speaker 1: Jordan one.
Speaker 5: They have like voice dubs for all the different huntes.
Speaker 1: Around the world. How did you get the It wasn't hard.
Speaker 1: It was not a hard get Wow. Wait, that's a
Speaker 1: great one. All right? What about this horror?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Where can you go? From Springsteen to the sin This
Speaker 1: is my ox time.
Speaker 5: You go you I was gonna say twenty ten, it's
Speaker 5: twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Oh none, stuff so far away eleven?
Speaker 10: Yeah, that debate, terrible song, great song.
Speaker 5: I still heard a solo show live years ago.
Speaker 1: What she was amazing? Second offensive thing you said ten
Speaker 1: years out by born Tobina.
Speaker 2: Now now this that this is amazing. It's like when
Speaker 2: you also thought white Cheeks are still.
Speaker 8: A great so the of Australia.
Speaker 6: Any other songs.
Speaker 8: She has a lot of great other songs.
Speaker 1: We run out of road real quick. That's a cover
Speaker 1: version die Hard.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, another orphan of.
Speaker 1: A bankrupt culture. This is john Way Nasal Dylan.
Speaker 12: There's always kind of partial to Roy Rnagers actually really
Speaker 12: like those sequence shirts.
Speaker 1: Do you really think you have a chance against us.
Speaker 1: Mister cowboy, you became.
Speaker 5: Mother Wow, so not toned down enough. I don't like
Speaker 5: you that coat? What just in time?
Speaker 1: Wow? Anyway, what was the year?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say ninety one earlier?
Speaker 5: Oh, oh my god, you are on fire.
Speaker 1: They are still a great movie. So good Christmas those
Speaker 1: two together. Gold. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember I was lucky enough to interview Bruce Willis's right,
Speaker 2: quite eccentric guy, is he?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah it was. Yeah, there was a there
Speaker 2: was a lot going on. We went all over the place.
Speaker 2: It was a wild ride.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed every minute of it because I was just like, whatever,
Speaker 2: this is. It's a great show. It was the Bruce
Speaker 2: Willis Show, but it was great anyway. It was promoting
Speaker 2: something else. And then we got talking about die Hard
Speaker 2: and about Alan Rickman, and then he was just like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. I begged the producers not to kill
Speaker 2: him off because he was just so good. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was like way better than me. He was so good
Speaker 2: when he wasn't in the scenes in that movie. This
Speaker 2: is what Bruce Willer said, you were you're itching him
Speaker 2: to come back? You want to where is it? He
Speaker 2: just he goes why he thought that we could have
Speaker 2: three more movies together where it's like this cat and
Speaker 2: mouse thing of me and him in different situations, which
Speaker 2: they could have done. He was so good, but they
Speaker 2: really wanted to kill him off, but he was so
Speaker 2: great in it. Alan Rickman, Yeah, nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Coming up till the next hour, your chance to win
Speaker 1: your way to see Oasis. First.
Speaker 2: Australian shows are right here in Melbourne. There's Friday, Saturday
Speaker 2: and then next Tuesday night. I'm desperate to know what
Speaker 2: they're going to do with their downtime.
Speaker 1: So they do.
Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday, big, big shows. They've been on tour
Speaker 2: now for the last couple of months across the world
Speaker 2: making it here to Australia.
Speaker 1: So they're going to be naked. They're going to have
Speaker 1: the jet actually get sundown Monday off. Where are they
Speaker 1: going to go, Chaddy Jay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to get something to uniclow, top up and basic,
Speaker 2: you know when they have been living out a suitcase
Speaker 2: for so long, find a laundromats.
Speaker 1: Do some washing.
Speaker 2: All right, Then let's get into today's late to the party.
Speaker 2: Late Late's the party the home of your emails. This
Speaker 2: comes from Amanda. Amanda was listening catching up on the
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app to the podcast of the show. Her and
Speaker 2: husband were on a holiday in the UK and they
Speaker 2: were listening to the show a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 2: when one hundred year old Lillian was on the show
Speaker 2: and they thought they would get some fudge for her,
Speaker 2: and she sent me a lovely email Christian.
Speaker 1: We're in the UK at the moment.
Speaker 2: We've just visited high Clear Castle and we brought some
Speaker 2: books of fudge, perfect for a one hundred year old.
Speaker 2: No need to worry about teeth to chew the fudge.
Speaker 2: She can just suck on it. Get that to Lili
Speaker 2: and go suck on this, lil. You cannot sell hide
Speaker 2: medication in it. What Lilian can from her keepers. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Amanda dropped this off at the station yesterday. She's got
Speaker 2: a box for me to give to to Lillian High
Speaker 2: Clear Castle, and a box for us the team obviously
Speaker 2: not for Katelyn.
Speaker 1: Stick to the ball next for the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Budges on me after seven, Amanda, that's such a lovely
Speaker 2: thing to do.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for doing that. This comes from Angelo. Christian.
Speaker 1: When I believed as a kid.
Speaker 2: We were talking about this last week, strange thing you
Speaker 2: believed as a kid, Christian. I remember when I was
Speaker 2: about seven years old, I was sent a local milk
Speaker 2: bar to get milk and told I could buy myself
Speaker 2: a treat. How many times our parents bribed us. You
Speaker 2: get me my cigarettes, and you get a treat for yourself.
Speaker 2: Everyone wins. I spotted a bag that looked like giant
Speaker 2: chocolate jelly beans and grabbed it without reading the label.
Speaker 2: Back home, I bit into one and found a strange
Speaker 2: black filling licorice, though I didn't know that. Then, curious,
Speaker 2: I finally read the packet. It was horrified to see
Speaker 2: the word bullets. A sudden panic overcame and I true
Speaker 2: believed I was eating real bullets used in actual guns.
Speaker 2: I was so afraid to telling one at home in
Speaker 2: fear of getting into trouble for buying ammo. I felt
Speaker 2: this urgency to dispose of these bullets before anyone found
Speaker 2: them in my possession, so make my way into the backyard,
Speaker 2: threw them over the fence, hoping they could never be
Speaker 2: traced back to me. Later that evening, before getting into bed,
Speaker 2: I actually prayed in earnest that the bullets that I
Speaker 2: had it, had it hadn't eaten, wouldn't suddenly explode during
Speaker 2: the night while I slept in the neighbor's garden. It
Speaker 2: was only a few years later that I discovered that
Speaker 2: chocolate bullets was safe to eat. We can all rest easy, though.
Speaker 2: There's a good ending to that story, and though great
Speaker 2: great email. This comes from Braid and Christian, my truck driver.
Speaker 2: I travel from Adelaide to Darwin every week. I streamed
Speaker 2: the station called five RM on iHeartRadio. They play the show,
Speaker 2: so i've five RM.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite of all the fives.
Speaker 2: Does that count me as your only twin state listener?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow, I think you are braiding.
Speaker 2: It is yours at the moment until toppled h. This
Speaker 2: comes from Dan Christian.
Speaker 1: I'm taking your Sydney listeners up to number three. Wow.
Speaker 2: I listen to a podcast daily after I caught Highlights
Speaker 2: a couple of evenings on Gold FM here in Sydney.
Speaker 2: I will be waiting for you come January, Dan, Shane
Speaker 2: Jeff the post.
Speaker 1: We're building the Sydney Gang. Now.
Speaker 2: One thing I am keen to do at the moment
Speaker 2: is ask you to refer me to a friend. Would
Speaker 2: you refer this showing me to a friend? If you
Speaker 2: would like to do that, I have a showbag to
Speaker 2: give you the oh wow, that's not really an incentive.
Speaker 2: Visit a showback with a water bottle, a baseball cap
Speaker 2: and an inflatable boombox. People are twelve and you take
Speaker 2: that with your friends and you'll be the envy of
Speaker 2: the youth club.
Speaker 1: Anyway, You're getting this whether you like it or not. Okay,
Speaker 1: I shoving it in the post.
Speaker 2: So if you if you want to refer the show
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Speaker 4: Thank you The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: They are here in a couple of days time in Australia.
Speaker 2: The first shows are right here in Melbourne rightly so
Speaker 2: they're in Friday Saturday, next Tuesday night. There are still
Speaker 2: some tickets still available. There are restricted views, but the
Speaker 2: great prices. Check them out Live Nation dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: We have a pair of tickets to be one now.
Speaker 2: I'm there this Friday night and I brought tickets for
Speaker 2: me and the family to go. Yesterday my two daughters
Speaker 2: stage and intervention And at some point, your kids, as
Speaker 2: they get older, will use your own words on you,
Speaker 2: and they've got you. They use one of my judo
Speaker 2: moves on me, and I was both horrified and in
Speaker 2: all and impressed.
Speaker 1: I'm so impressed.
Speaker 2: So they said, hey, look you know, Dad, you know,
Speaker 2: we know what it means to you.
Speaker 1: And I went, you know, you know coming and they
Speaker 1: were like, look Dad, you know low is my eighteen
Speaker 1: year old. She goes, don't my head is son, I
Speaker 1: got to go.
Speaker 2: You know it's oasis and you know you've listen to
Speaker 2: less songs that means not to you. My heart is saying,
Speaker 2: go to this Halloween party.
Speaker 1: I've been invited to this Friday night. And I look
Speaker 1: at her.
Speaker 2: You got me, and I said, you must always follow
Speaker 2: your hearts.
Speaker 1: Go. Don't worry. I can find them.
Speaker 5: My van no in her heart. You shouldn't be in
Speaker 5: the head, you should be in the heart.
Speaker 1: That's something else. That's codependency. Rio.
Speaker 2: They need to know their dad can be okay. And
Speaker 2: it's a concert to them. It's something more to me.
Speaker 1: But they weren't there in the nineties.
Speaker 5: But you made a special playlist for them and everything.
Speaker 5: You spent hours crafting it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even think they listened to that.
Speaker 1: That's what it's more.
Speaker 2: That's what that's more so me and the old lady
Speaker 2: there Friday.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry to.
Speaker 1: Extra seats either side of us.
Speaker 2: Put our bags one but us snacks on some energy
Speaker 2: jinks until nine o'clock in the evening.
Speaker 1: You're gonna keep not sugar levels up. I'm gonna pace
Speaker 1: yourself seven.
Speaker 2: Is of the late night on Friday as well, and
Speaker 2: also their midlegs. Dudes, I hope they've had a nap
Speaker 2: Beforehandrick Tea. All right, so this is how we're given
Speaker 2: away pair of the maids and tickets to go and
Speaker 2: see Awaits. This will be the next Tuesday night show.
Speaker 2: So the last show here amel before they head over
Speaker 2: to Sydney. This one is called Don't Look Back in Anger.
Speaker 2: Every Tuesday on the show with You, I think called
Speaker 2: things that make You go Good. You get to have
Speaker 2: your spray about something that's annoyed you some irritation. In
Speaker 2: modern life today it becomes don't look back in anger.
Speaker 5: So last watch you hate? What makes you? Why rate?
Speaker 13: Simply donker two otis you don't? So don't look back
Speaker 13: in anger? Just call the show.
Speaker 2: And in no way was out rushed in the last
Speaker 2: ten minutes.
Speaker 5: It's really hard.
Speaker 1: What is that they even sleeping?
Speaker 2: Tabler'ty talking like that? You know you listen to your
Speaker 2: podcast plus one five, that's minus one five.
Speaker 1: The gallaghers don't sound like that.
Speaker 5: I don't have his range.
Speaker 2: Those he've been on the mogadon no range go the show.
Speaker 2: I was all lively going into it.
Speaker 1: I like, don't look.
Speaker 2: Back in anger, don't get mad, get funny when.
Speaker 1: You wear there, So call the shot. It's like a
Speaker 1: it's a radio head, key radiohead adele.
Speaker 5: He has a great voice. I do not I can't hit.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hire register?
Speaker 5: No, not that high lion's in another league.
Speaker 2: So the option was to down tune and down energy. Well,
Speaker 2: listen to this again and try and stay awake. Hey, listen,
Speaker 2: do not start using heavy machinery right now. You might
Speaker 2: fall into that lath sir.
Speaker 1: Why so sad so sad? Joke ups you?
Speaker 13: Why range a seemly doger?
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: Soon otis you go two oasis you go.
Speaker 5: So don't look badging anger. Just call the show.
Speaker 1: Just called the show. He wants to do it all right.
Speaker 2: Don't look back, you know, and go the latch in
Speaker 2: My energy's here. You need to be there thirteen fifty
Speaker 2: five twenty two.
Speaker 1: Perhaps what's it for you?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 9: Australia post officers have stopped selling all those little bits,
Speaker 9: extra bits like hot water bottle covers, drink bottles, magnifying glasses.
Speaker 9: They've got rid of all of their retail out of
Speaker 9: their post office.
Speaker 1: It's a shame.
Speaker 2: You're right, because actually that means that young kids can't
Speaker 2: now go and buy Fate mustaches.
Speaker 1: No, my Doka wonder and I love seeing that. You know,
Speaker 1: if mum's queueing.
Speaker 2: They've got a long queue and the kids, the kids
Speaker 2: can look at that rotating stand things and you're like
Speaker 2: Webby cushions is fake tashes, comedy glasses.
Speaker 9: I don't know how many gifts I've got in line
Speaker 9: at the office.
Speaker 1: You're lucky family, seriously, I have no.
Speaker 9: They've had some really great classes.
Speaker 6: It's like great books.
Speaker 1: They used to have my local Ginny Cooper Riders.
Speaker 6: Oh no, we did even put a.
Speaker 9: DaVinci code still out now, a paper ship shredder one year.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted one of these, and they've.
Speaker 6: Got rid of it all.
Speaker 9: So it's just like a proper old school post office
Speaker 9: now where it's just strictly business, strictly postage, none of
Speaker 9: the frilly bits.
Speaker 2: There's a business opportunity here in a bull market patch.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you open a place called Patsy's Frilly Bits?
Speaker 1: Then you can sell that.
Speaker 2: Stuff shreds apparently, great novels, interchangeable.
Speaker 6: It was in there yesterday. I said to the lady.
Speaker 9: Is it just our local post office that's got rid
Speaker 9: of all the all the frilly bits.
Speaker 1: You already got in a face about it, She said.
Speaker 6: No, it's that's how it is now.
Speaker 5: The house is completely bare streamline in them, aren't.
Speaker 1: They couldn't get a birthday card.
Speaker 7: There was no birthday cards there.
Speaker 2: See that's another handy thing you. Yeah, this is a
Speaker 2: sign you an adult. Sometimes when I'm queuing and you
Speaker 2: can be a long time. The worst thing is this
Speaker 2: Suddenly world goes back down the line.
Speaker 1: It's getting a passport.
Speaker 12: Oh god, no, there should be a special happy hour
Speaker 12: for people.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's only one hour each day, not free for all, mate.
Speaker 2: And also you should bring smacks and coffee for the
Speaker 2: rest of us as an apology.
Speaker 5: Exactly passed.
Speaker 1: He has even got to the photo bit. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: going to get that screen down my account. Don't smile,
Speaker 1: you can't smile. Yeah, don't get.
Speaker 2: Rid of the paper shredders, get rid of the passport applications.
Speaker 1: All right, then cool? The show I Know thirteen thirteen,
Speaker 1: five twenty. When you're waiting sicket, don't the back and anger.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Don't go back and Anger, don't get mad, get funny
Speaker 2: when your way to oats next Tuesday nights, Christian, I
Speaker 2: agree with Patsy.
Speaker 1: The post office is boring. Now what do you want
Speaker 1: in there? And night come by us? When did anyone
Speaker 1: go to the post office for the hang of the vibe?
Speaker 5: Go there to be?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Where else is andre Reu supposed to flog off his
Speaker 2: latest DVD in whichever random city he's in this time on?
Speaker 1: It's such a great observation.
Speaker 2: You're right, it's like andre Reu in Bulgaria. I hope
Speaker 2: people as well who are fans of andre Reu appreciate
Speaker 2: the fact that I actually to watch a short ten
Speaker 2: second video about how to pronounce the great conductor's note.
Speaker 1: You got to get these things right in radio. It's important.
Speaker 5: Was he Mom's love Onredo?
Speaker 1: He's catting it for me of a certain age?
Speaker 7: Serious him and andre Bill?
Speaker 1: Yes? Wow? Are those two tour together? A and A imagine? Yes,
Speaker 1: Christian Dunnamack and Anger.
Speaker 2: The lanussis feature in my car that suddenly tries to
Speaker 2: adjust my steering to put me under a massive semi
Speaker 2: trainer that I'm trying to overtake.
Speaker 1: My modern card does there. Yeah, you're fighting with technology.
Speaker 1: It's scares a bit Jesus out of you.
Speaker 6: Do not like it?
Speaker 1: No, I can't see what it's supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Christian spare Oasis tickets. You say, sat with you? Happy
Speaker 2: to take that grenade for the greater good, James Christian.
Speaker 2: Now I mentioned though about the update on the broken
Speaker 2: station door. Really worried that someone is sneaking in and
Speaker 2: stealing producer caateling snacks. This this me that's broken that
Speaker 2: door wide open, hoping that might happen. No, we're up
Speaker 2: to day five hundred and ninety two. The door it's
Speaker 2: still wide open. All right, So you've made a new version.
Speaker 5: I've tried to sing up the higher register in liam Key.
Speaker 2: Okay, so uh you probably heard it earlier. It was
Speaker 2: cobbled together in ten minutes by the dream team here
Speaker 2: and it sounded like it rio always an upbeat kind
Speaker 2: of Joir de v kind of vibe, suddenly sunning, ultra
Speaker 2: depressedure in this with a horrible refrain of cool the
Speaker 2: show right now, this this ois.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 5: What makes you irate?
Speaker 1: Simly go girl.
Speaker 12: No one is picking up the phone. This is a
Speaker 12: bit of gets me. This is called the show.
Speaker 2: Just call it all right, show you've gone back into
Speaker 2: the studio.
Speaker 5: Yes, I've really warned out the vocal cords for this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you God.
Speaker 5: This what makes you your simply golder.
Speaker 1: It's hard on the air. The cares what you wish for.
Speaker 10: You're right, Oasis, you go, two aways as you go, so.
Speaker 1: Anger. Just call the show well done, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I love the medieval language as well.
Speaker 2: Two aways as you go, have a great time, marry
Speaker 2: on your way, friends and patrons.
Speaker 1: God be right.
Speaker 2: All right, so we got here, Deb, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Morning Deb, Good morning. Oh wait, so you're you're a
Speaker 2: big Oasis fan. I just want to check first of.
Speaker 14: All, Yeah, absolutely, yes, very excited to potentially see Oasis
Speaker 14: and are.
Speaker 2: He been frozen out? So your daughter and your husband
Speaker 2: they're going.
Speaker 14: They are going. We got tickets for my daughter for
Speaker 14: her birthday and my husband is going to take her.
Speaker 10: Reverse of your situations, Oh Deb, that is could you're
Speaker 10: left to try and win a competition to go?
Speaker 14: That is true. But yeah, look they're gonna have a
Speaker 14: fantastic time because there's such an iconic band. I know
Speaker 14: they're going to have a great time.
Speaker 1: I really hope that your tickets. I really hope that
Speaker 1: your tickets are better. I just hope your tickets are
Speaker 1: better true, all right? See, So what is it the
Speaker 1: things that make you go girl when your family turn
Speaker 1: on you?
Speaker 14: Well, the thing that really makes me go gur is
Speaker 14: when I'm trying to reverse the car and the sun
Speaker 14: is shining on my reversing camera and I have to
Speaker 14: use my mirrors like it's nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: You're right, what ear are we in right now? The
Speaker 2: definition of first orld problems? I guess I'll have to
Speaker 2: use these mirrors do the same thing. Okay, lovely son,
Speaker 2: have it your way, Debbie. I'm going to give you
Speaker 2: the tickets. You are going to Oasis.
Speaker 14: That's awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm going to make damn sure that
Speaker 2: these tickets are upgrading. I'm going to try and get
Speaker 2: you on the stage.
Speaker 1: Debbie. Who are going to take with you?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 14: I might have to take my other daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a family of war. Oh, we'll
Speaker 1: send you videos, don't worry. I want tickets today.
Speaker 2: All right, Debbie, I hope you really enjoyed the show
Speaker 2: as well. Thanks for calling take care.
Speaker 14: Thanks so much, it's going to be fantastic.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to get rid of a conker of
Speaker 1: a car at the moment?
Speaker 8: Yes, I've upgraded from al Volvo S forty two thousand
Speaker 8: and sixty.
Speaker 1: Five mum's car, mum's car.
Speaker 8: To a classy, very cool Volkswagen Tea Cross white.
Speaker 2: Wow, and you're a middle aged dances your profile with
Speaker 2: three young children.
Speaker 5: I'm unlocking the urban adventurer within Christians.
Speaker 1: When I was Rio lost it. What'd you get that
Speaker 1: car for? That support?
Speaker 2: I was boring, answering kids, and it was because you
Speaker 2: know kids, it was just, oh, just so I can
Speaker 2: put the seats down for what for?
Speaker 5: Like, I know, music festivals, camping.
Speaker 2: Maybe as best as you go into watching it from
Speaker 2: a Volkswang and Tea Cross.
Speaker 8: I would take it down to Verdith in December. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but yes it is. It's not the coolest car.
Speaker 5: That I've upgraded to. I will practical give you that
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 2: Filter and also you're at the age now will you
Speaker 2: appreciate a fuel economy but more importantly boot space Yes, no, seriously,
Speaker 2: you really do it?
Speaker 1: Boot space.
Speaker 5: It's got a false boot floor, but even.
Speaker 1: More O, my god, hidden storeage in the.
Speaker 5: Car six point eight laters per one hundred kilometers.
Speaker 1: Not too shabby.
Speaker 2: All right, So how's the setting of the old search
Speaker 2: in two thousand and five?
Speaker 8: Yeah, two thousand and six Volvo S forty t five.
Speaker 5: It was my mum's cars.
Speaker 2: Got the Why two bugs, don't it?
Speaker 1: It was you can streamline wire and naps doing it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well it has got a six stack of CD player.
Speaker 1: Dolby surround sound.
Speaker 8: It has one of those smoker lighter charger things in
Speaker 8: case you still use those, and heated seats.
Speaker 1: Oh she's pretty good. I thought that was in the
Speaker 1: last ten years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was ahead of its time, the old
Speaker 5: And how.
Speaker 1: Was he setting? What price are you asking for? Well?
Speaker 8: I took it to the yard yesterday and they only
Speaker 8: were willing to give me five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: How many k's are we talking?
Speaker 8: Only one hundred and forty four thousand? Thank you for asking, Patty,
Speaker 8: Which is barely.
Speaker 2: That's not because no, it's not. That's actually low for
Speaker 2: car of that age. Means it's still running and running.
Speaker 5: It's very lightly used, yes, and it runs.
Speaker 2: Like oh my god, you sound like a com man.
Speaker 2: Never say that one as a vicar. I was brought
Speaker 2: car so claimed that the previous owner was a vicar.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why I thought that was a
Speaker 2: selling point.
Speaker 1: Gone.
Speaker 2: I mean, God, wouldn't want to. It's probably still being
Speaker 2: blasted by the Pope or something. It's got people in insurance.
Speaker 5: Full service history, great, who runs beautifully?
Speaker 1: How much? What do you want for it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 8: On car sales, it looks like the ranges between five
Speaker 8: and eight thousands.
Speaker 5: I'm willing to take five the lower range of that.
Speaker 5: It's a perfect first.
Speaker 1: You're willing to take five grand. You're not going to
Speaker 1: get that.
Speaker 6: You get car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll get no body, thank you.
Speaker 7: I reckon because five hundred. That guy's offering you five hundred.
Speaker 5: I know exactly.
Speaker 7: It should be at least two or three grand.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, okay, well maybe if let's start at three,
Speaker 8: maybe I can negotiate up.
Speaker 5: But I probably would take I don't.
Speaker 2: Know if you've ever done any negotiating. You don't nego
Speaker 2: shake up.
Speaker 1: Because otherwise when I.
Speaker 2: Go I'll take it, and you go, oh, I'll change.
Speaker 2: I mean, let me know when you're selling your house.
Speaker 2: I'll come around. We're having to go siation.
Speaker 1: You need to read, oh trombos, but what is at
Speaker 1: the art of the bill. Then it doesn't start up.
Speaker 9: So we're selling with road worthy or non road worthy certificate.
Speaker 8: Has roadworthy certificate regio all the way through till early December.
Speaker 1: It's registered. Okay, that's actually pretty good. And wait, no,
Speaker 1: that's I remember where we are in the year. They said,
Speaker 1: all the way through five weeks.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he just went a short three grand from
Speaker 2: him exactly a lot the professional that saw in five hundred.
Speaker 2: You'll be lucky to get fifteen hundred this tummy year. No,
Speaker 2: no Christmas around the corner.
Speaker 6: See, all the UNI students are looking for cars.
Speaker 1: It's a great first car to lowers your daughter. Yes.
Speaker 2: And also those Volvos. So we've had a couple, right,
Speaker 2: We got them because they are very very safe cows.
Speaker 2: They have very high what they called the.
Speaker 5: End camp, yes and caps.
Speaker 2: Very sos to be a great first car. Actually it
Speaker 2: runs beauty and you know if they're driving that, they're
Speaker 2: not going to have sex with anyone because it's actually
Speaker 2: those cars are a form of contraception, so to any
Speaker 2: down eighteen year old.
Speaker 1: I would, I would.
Speaker 2: It's a great investment with and yeah it's an anti
Speaker 2: Shagan wagon.
Speaker 1: I put that in the copy. You'll have that sould
Speaker 1: by midday today, my friend.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm having to take offers. So are you
Speaker 2: really have it with three grand? Some might want to
Speaker 2: buy it off you.
Speaker 5: I'll take it oil four, I'll take I'll take four.
Speaker 5: I'll take four. The difference I'm negotiating up.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, all right, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So yesterday Rio was offered five hundred dollars for his car.
Speaker 2: That was his mom car from two thousand and six
Speaker 2: fold s fourty T five T five five door, a
Speaker 2: four door, four door, four five door they call that
Speaker 2: because the boot.
Speaker 5: The boot counts. Okay, so five door.
Speaker 2: Because you're a three door car. It's a clown car.
Speaker 2: Very hard to go hold of those clowns and the greenises.
Speaker 2: You can fit twenty clowns in one car. How they
Speaker 2: I don't know, they just do. Theyre clowning around in there.
Speaker 2: All right, So you want a couple.
Speaker 8: Of k you're negotiating me down, see what I'm doing. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: I initially wanted five k. Everyone was saying three k.
Speaker 8: I've negotiated up into the middle against nobody.
Speaker 5: I guess, yep, to four k. I'll be happy with
Speaker 5: four k.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, now we have Jack's on the line here,
Speaker 2: might be interested more than Jack's.
Speaker 1: Bye morning, how you guys, I'm good, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: According in, so you heard the mileage and the year
Speaker 2: of the car and you're interested.
Speaker 1: How come I.
Speaker 15: Am so a little bit of a backstory. Moved to Australia,
Speaker 15: been here probably a year and a half, finish.
Speaker 1: And how are you finding it? And you're enjoying it.
Speaker 15: It's a great contribution, loving it, loving it, absolutely loving it.
Speaker 15: And yep. So my son has decided to join mum
Speaker 15: and he's eighteen on the first of November and I'm
Speaker 15: picking him up from the airport and I've been threatening to,
Speaker 15: you know, buy a car for this young fellow for
Speaker 15: his eighteenth for a week while now, and I've been looking,
Speaker 15: but nothing sort of stood up. When I heard this,
Speaker 15: I was like, oh my gosh, that's perfect. But this
Speaker 15: is the one. I think this is the one. And
Speaker 15: I've always thought Wethers we're just so good for a
Speaker 15: first car because they're safe. Nice. Yeah, so that's why
Speaker 15: I thought. And yeah, so just what color is this car?
Speaker 1: This is where you may hang up.
Speaker 2: It's pool colored, isn't it.
Speaker 8: It's a sort of metallic blue, but not very bright.
Speaker 8: It's like a deep metallic blue, a bluish gray.
Speaker 15: Blueish gray. Okay, okay, what is that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? This is gray? Compare it to something?
Speaker 6: Is it light blue or dark blea?
Speaker 5: A darker blue, dark pla somewhere between a dark blue
Speaker 5: and a gray. But it's not black, so it's still
Speaker 5: quite safe.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, and.
Speaker 8: It's got, like I said before, six stack of CD
Speaker 8: eighteen Yeah, oh yeah, I can throw some CDs.
Speaker 1: We had a crone cup Fred.
Speaker 2: Again on wait for its CD technology, laser this, so
Speaker 2: laser this.
Speaker 8: We've got Kylie, We've got Mariah, We've got jest One.
Speaker 15: That's definitely going to push the price up. I reckon
Speaker 15: that's probably going to be the first thing to go.
Speaker 2: There's people that can take that crap out put in
Speaker 2: relevant technology.
Speaker 8: Yes, you can update that easily with an MP three
Speaker 8: player or something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's quite easy. What do you do it yourself?
Speaker 1: Help sell it?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, now, jack at.
Speaker 2: The moment, RHEO is after four thousand. Is that a
Speaker 2: kind of price point that you're happy with?
Speaker 1: Or too much? Too well?
Speaker 15: Yeah, no, no, I'm coming in more around the maybe two.
Speaker 1: There's a deal to be done there.
Speaker 7: I like it.
Speaker 1: There's a deal to be done.
Speaker 15: How much this move cost me? Right and honestly?
Speaker 8: Like, but can you put a price on a beautiful
Speaker 8: Volvo for his eighteenth birthday?
Speaker 1: That's a mysterious shade of blue. No one's hurdle.
Speaker 15: Yes, he knows exactly. You know what, I'm going to
Speaker 15: be really really generous today and I'm going to I'm
Speaker 15: going to just go out on the limit and I'm
Speaker 15: going to go two and a half.
Speaker 14: And that's it.
Speaker 1: This lady knows how to do a deal. You've got
Speaker 1: at the moment, you have no deal.
Speaker 15: Let's two grand more than what you could potentially get.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 15: It is nobody.
Speaker 2: I love the fact you are being ragged old right
Speaker 2: now by Jackson.
Speaker 5: I want three three three three, Hold the three three.
Speaker 2: I can say that and we can deal the great
Speaker 2: a deal right now right I'll.
Speaker 15: Give you three if you take out the CD player
Speaker 15: and put it.
Speaker 5: He can do that Jackson.
Speaker 1: He's what he's going to do with his screwdriver. They
Speaker 1: just smash it, take a hammer to it.
Speaker 5: I can't move from three. I'm sorry, three as is.
Speaker 1: Hold three, Hold three, true last.
Speaker 5: I can't sorry, it's got to be three.
Speaker 1: I can already see Jackson.
Speaker 2: I can already see that there are more people calling
Speaker 2: in right now.
Speaker 1: I probably want to go at three.
Speaker 2: So if you can go to three, I think he's
Speaker 2: going to shake your hand.
Speaker 1: That's a deal done.
Speaker 15: Yeah No, that just doesn't allow. I think I'm going
Speaker 15: to have to stick with true seven and I leave
Speaker 15: my number of reception.
Speaker 5: You never know, leave your number of reception.
Speaker 2: Jack If we no, no, no, troubling man, troubling stays strong,
Speaker 2: it stays on sale.
Speaker 15: Christian, thank you.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to help him out. Sorry, listen, you
Speaker 1: clearly know how to do a deal, this young fellow does.
Speaker 1: I've seen you like this way.
Speaker 15: He negotiates up beautiful, beautiful Jax.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for the first offer.
Speaker 15: Though you all right snit, no worries.
Speaker 2: All right, So if anyone calls in with three, there's
Speaker 2: a deal to be done.
Speaker 5: There's a deal to be done.
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Speaker 2: That's his husband, Chris, the wear of be Love God
Speaker 2: has struck again.
Speaker 1: He's taken out another chair.
Speaker 6: Number five.
Speaker 1: This is Mumbo number five.
Speaker 6: Number five. Check yesterday a.
Speaker 2: Little bit of Chris's backside. So what happened this time?
Speaker 2: Where was the poor chair?
Speaker 6: Went to the family GP yesterday for his annual checkup.
Speaker 2: Lad, he's not wiping out a chair reception, see, he
Speaker 2: is a goot to check out.
Speaker 1: Check up over.
Speaker 6: And the girls in reception listened to the show. Sorry
Speaker 6: about the chair. So he's leant onto the arm rest
Speaker 6: and heard a very loud crack.
Speaker 9: He said, I kind of gave like a cough to
Speaker 9: try and cover it up because I could feel it
Speaker 9: going under my And I said you didn't he said,
Speaker 9: I did, So that's five chairs.
Speaker 6: Number one was Lapol Kitter. Number two was Joseph's restaurant
Speaker 6: at the Mansion.
Speaker 2: It's actually like a tornado. It is his backside. He's
Speaker 2: a traider destrunction.
Speaker 6: Yes. Number three was the Big Four at Queen's Clickpool
Speaker 6: Pool Deck.
Speaker 1: The plus David Lapo Shatter always then the Big.
Speaker 9: Four and very recently, just a few weeks ago, Jet
Speaker 9: Stuff flight to Sydney actually pulled the arm wrest off
Speaker 9: the chair, last seat on the left side. And now
Speaker 9: we have claimed another scalp this time. And I don't
Speaker 9: know if we can go to our beloved family GP
Speaker 9: anymore after going there for like fifteen years, after doing just.
Speaker 1: Listen, can a Conda get them a camping chair?
Speaker 6: It's not a bad idea, you know what.
Speaker 1: Chris should just churn up with his own chair at
Speaker 1: various places.
Speaker 6: Yes, b yo, my pa had one of those that
Speaker 6: like a spike that he'd take a.
Speaker 1: Goal lean back on.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's what he needs.
Speaker 1: Chair.
Speaker 5: Does he sit down particularly aggressively.
Speaker 6: Or like what's going?
Speaker 5: Is the strong man he is?
Speaker 8: He?
Speaker 1: No? No, those are glutes of steel? Yes, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: no seriously quadzilla?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, rude strength.
Speaker 2: All right, So we want to know what is your
Speaker 2: nemesis in life? We all have nemesis. Chris is obviously
Speaker 2: Christmas Chess. For me, it's sunglasses.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Two weeks ago I was saying how I accidentally left
Speaker 2: a pair of sunglasses my daughter's got for me. I
Speaker 2: live in the back of an uber and then uber
Speaker 2: driver found them and he gave them to me. I
Speaker 2: had them for three days they've disappeared again.
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, if I.
Speaker 2: Buy sunglasses, never a long term relationship. I think it's
Speaker 2: because sunglasses to me growing up in the UK, don't
Speaker 2: forget were a once a year thing when you went
Speaker 2: on a family.
Speaker 1: Holiday for a week. There was no need for them.
Speaker 2: With gray weather right be walking into traffic, I didn't
Speaker 2: need gray tinted out. So it's only when he went
Speaker 2: to euro up on holiday you bought your sunglasses. So
Speaker 2: they were never part of my life other than for
Speaker 2: the other fifty one weeks. He didn't need them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: come here, and there's some part of my DNA that
Speaker 2: doesn't say, hey, look for those sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are they they're at forty five. It has
Speaker 1: not been part of my existence.
Speaker 5: Do you know where you've left them?
Speaker 1: No idea?
Speaker 2: Oh no, Christians, I.
Speaker 5: Know special sunnis as well. Oh I know mine's umbrellas.
Speaker 8: I absolutely burned through those everywhere I go because you
Speaker 8: never have them, no, and then you forget that you
Speaker 8: have it, and then you leave it on the bust thing.
Speaker 2: We marry sunglasses year. You don't think it's part of
Speaker 2: your day to day? Yes, exactly, Yeah, all right, what
Speaker 2: is your as a grown up. What is your Nemesis?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on podcast What Is Your Nemesis?
Speaker 1: Christian?
Speaker 2: My nemesis is a garage store in my apartment complex.
Speaker 2: Another one go up with the button and I sit
Speaker 2: there for five a second idiot, or I take the
Speaker 2: wrong turn trying to get out. It doesn't detect me,
Speaker 2: and I try have to back in and go again.
Speaker 2: Then I check my phone while I wait. It's so embarrassing, Christian.
Speaker 2: My nemesis track pants. Have to regularly buy them because
Speaker 2: I always get the rope stuck.
Speaker 1: On the other side.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, somebody invents something to stop it, some
Speaker 2: kind of handbrake the kicks in when he's too much,
Speaker 2: a stopper, an emergency valve or something.
Speaker 1: Rest of my nemesis is folding washing. I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I do not get the physics behind it. I never will, Christian.
Speaker 2: I thought, turning forty I would have clocked this, but
Speaker 2: it remains undefeated me. You've made your nemesis in life.
Speaker 2: They're always there. Some Ryan, Christian and I just talking about sunglasses.
Speaker 2: In the UK. My daughter is on holiday traveling around
Speaker 2: the UK now for the first time she's trying to
Speaker 2: buy some sunglasses.
Speaker 1: She can't find anywhere. It's winter time.
Speaker 2: They're all put away until next year when we get
Speaker 2: a two day summer if we're lucky, she said, Christian.
Speaker 2: She's been vlogging about it on Instagram. She can't find
Speaker 2: any anywhere whereas there everywhere in Australia. You're right, Servo
Speaker 2: stations chemist, Yeah, but then needed here away from you.
Speaker 1: She didn't.
Speaker 2: She did arrive in the country with him. You ain't
Speaker 2: find his sung glasses during the winter in the in
Speaker 2: the u K.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't mind we make these up. It's okay
Speaker 2: you're talking about sometimes it's unbelievable. Today is not Thank
Speaker 2: of Chocolate ear Day? How are they meant to use
Speaker 2: this advice? What are they meant to do?
Speaker 1: Dry about looking for the local walker plant? Today?
Speaker 2: Is we all know it? In italics? Thank you Chocolate
Speaker 2: ear Day. We're looking for your chocolate songs before we
Speaker 2: do that. Team, what's your favorite go to chocolate bar?
Speaker 6: It's a bounty for me.
Speaker 5: I love a bounty too too much.
Speaker 2: Coconut Cat Chunky kit Cat delivers every time, fruit and
Speaker 2: up for me. Such a don't dad shame you got
Speaker 2: a dad car?
Speaker 1: You envy the dad? I A you want my dad's
Speaker 1: start on.
Speaker 2: Panash just without the kids.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: What about famous people? What do you mean one of
Speaker 2: the producers has handed to be this? Celebrities favorite chocolates
Speaker 2: Harry Stars, oh wagon wheel.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, twigs of course, really Beyonce,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. What does cowboy cars are like? Very
Speaker 1: American kick cat Adele.
Speaker 5: Or something British Cadbury.
Speaker 6: Yes, just a dairy family day through.
Speaker 1: Nut fan as well, Minadele share a bart together. You
Speaker 1: stop and let's not start those rumors, all right. Chocolate
Speaker 1: songs today makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: Chocolate songs. The Lion bar sleeps tonight. Oh great chocolate
Speaker 2: Newgar crunchy Yeah, silvers just want to have.
Speaker 1: Magnum style and the tell her about it.
Speaker 5: Tell about gold Fuster. The people are back. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: pumped up twigs.
Speaker 1: Pumped up twigs.
Speaker 8: Gold Friddle is a me looking for also gold. The
Speaker 8: Black Keys have got a chocolate song. Toddler, ronely boy.
Speaker 2: Someone's had fun at the local milk by yesterday doing
Speaker 2: some research.
Speaker 5: And Abba have a chocolate check as well. Chaquito tell
Speaker 5: me what's wrong.
Speaker 1: Golds all the way today, well done, Rio, take about
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: What have you got then? Chocolate songs? Text me yours
Speaker 2: four seven five O three one O four three.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, All right, turn.
Speaker 2: Them out the time way, sir, we're looking for your
Speaker 2: chocolate songs. Are you gonna go my milky way?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 2: Never, I'm just going to remix, never, gonna TwixT.
Speaker 5: You up, Oh Silver.
Speaker 1: Fifth times to charm Michael Baby, Sorry for screwing yours,
Speaker 1: Luf Fredo.
Speaker 2: Your own way, Rah Rah rastot and nuts a rah
Speaker 2: and nuts Silver. Nice try Mark, It's a long way
Speaker 2: to the top. If you want to summer roll God Jake,
Speaker 2: twigs and shouts cold. Let's twist again, Chubby Checker, you
Speaker 2: got Chubby. All those twixes get you chub on chomp.
Speaker 2: There there it is. There is a Nate under the
Speaker 2: milky bar. Tonight, Baby, you can trive my wonka bronk
Speaker 2: her she's a man eater. She's a man eater. Give
Speaker 2: me give me a Miles bar after midnight. Oh Gold
Speaker 2: and my heart will tobbl herron on what gold is?
Speaker 2: Who is today's winner under the Milkie bar Tonight, Richard,
Speaker 2: well done, We're back tomorrow.
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