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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: So you'll hear this a little bit later on in

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Speaker 2: the show. This afternoon, guys, welcome again to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You'll hear this a little bit later on the show.

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Speaker 2: We've got a few of them to go, and you're beaten,

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Speaker 2: beaten soundly.

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Speaker 3: I had to win on the way out, though I

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Speaker 3: had a very good win on the.

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Speaker 4: Way well done.

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Speaker 2: It was a consolation prize already taken gold. I was

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Speaker 2: watching the diving before, like someone obviously won, but you know,

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Speaker 2: the other contestants are allowed to finish their diving off.

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Speaker 4: That's kind of what happened.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how that works in this context, but

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Speaker 5: we're going to do another few rounds because I want it.

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Speaker 4: Already wonted and you know you won one at the end,

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Speaker 4: but it didn't mean anything.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's what you're saying. I was want to complain anyway,

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Speaker 5: and these also mean nothing. So enjoy the dead rubber.

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Speaker 5: That is us playing the game on the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Two more games of I Reckon? Do you want to

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Speaker 4: play this time as well? Joel? Do you know the answer?

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Speaker 6: But I like watching you guys play because it is

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Speaker 6: interesting to see how much celebrity.

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Speaker 2: We're just trying to guess before we do it. We're

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Speaker 2: actually just trying to guess what the net worth of

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Speaker 2: a celebrity is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, this is your first one.

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Speaker 5: Eight cheering, cheering to be big, shearing to be very big.

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Speaker 5: Sharon built a pub in his own backyard and then

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Speaker 5: built a tunnel to that pub.

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Speaker 4: Do you think he's worth big cash? Okay? Writes his music?

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Speaker 4: Does he produce? Does he produce? Yeah? Oh yeah, Joel,

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Speaker 4: don't help it. Sorry, that's good. No, get it's really bad. Sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to give him a leakage hat on the back.

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Speaker 5: Six hundred and sixty million, six hundred and sixty two million. Sorry,

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Speaker 5: I have you have a five second rule there to

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Speaker 5: change six hundred and sixty two million.

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Speaker 4: I don't know where they go over. How old is it?

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Speaker 4: He's not that high fortyti its like early thirties, the

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Speaker 4: trajectory there. I reckon he'd be worth five hundred million.

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Speaker 1: Hhieran he's worth two hundred million dollars.

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Speaker 4: What a poplustred million.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's funny though, because we're talking about this before. Madonna's

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Speaker 2: worth like eight hundred and fifty or something. It was

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Speaker 2: back in the day when music was worth something. The

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Speaker 2: only way it Cheron makes money is by touring.

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Speaker 4: They don't sell albums anymore at all. It doesn't get

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Speaker 4: any money for radio plays.

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Speaker 3: That's why was so Celen Dion was huge.

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Speaker 6: I also he writes so many songs for other people.

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Speaker 6: It's the other way he can make money with the mint.

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Speaker 6: It's not the only place.

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Speaker 4: You can make money. He can sell out of stadium

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Speaker 4: and make one hundred grand in a night, don't it

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Speaker 4: doesn't have a backup.

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Speaker 5: There are other places you can make You can get

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Speaker 5: an only fans he'd make a million.

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Speaker 4: Really enjoyed this last thing. I feel like only fans

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Speaker 4: might be your last option.

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Speaker 3: But make it cash. He'd make it cash.

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Speaker 4: All right, you're lucky. Last thing. You have a lot

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Speaker 4: of fun with this one.

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Speaker 5: Shane warn warning, So he's got his own club. He's

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Speaker 5: done the advanced hair advance here yeah, year ads. So

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Speaker 5: he's been a big but.

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Speaker 2: It's the advance here yeah yeah, adds an indication of

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Speaker 3: Could well that or that he's willing to do things

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Speaker 4: He also did those texting ads over in the UK.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's easily the highest profile cricketer ever, but

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Speaker 5: He's not in the ballpark of your shearings and your club,

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Speaker 5: yeah club twenty three?

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Speaker 4: Are you yeah? Sorry, you got to go first. It's done.

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Speaker 4: I reckon that Shane Warn would be worth seventy million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Fifty three, Shane.

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Speaker 1: Warn is worth fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Tell you what?

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Speaker 3: Pretty bloody close?

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Speaker 4: Geez? Going alright, isn't he warning? Fifty million dollars? Eating

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Speaker 4: pizzas and bowling a cricket ball that's not bad? Well,

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Speaker 2: When you say the word Shane Warn, you know the

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Speaker 2: first thing you don't say is he's done pretty well

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Speaker 2: for eating pizzas. He's done pretty well for bowing the

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Speaker 2: best leg break the world's ever seeing my friend, and

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Speaker 2: I won't to hear another word bad word about it for.

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Speaker 4: In the game. Incredible reasons you don't say.

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Speaker 2: You don't say, like, oh, you know Madonna, geez, she's

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Speaker 2: done well for being controversial. No, he says she's done

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Speaker 2: well for running the best goddamn pop songs ever.

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Speaker 4: Controversial take on COVID though, So you're right.

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Speaker 3: For the next podcast, I've enjoyed the show.

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Speaker 2: Eating Right now we have got one of our favorite

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Speaker 2: guests who joins us on the show and Jess Melboy,

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Speaker 2: our next guest, has become Australian pop royalty since coming

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Speaker 2: runner up in Australian.

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Speaker 1: Idol fifteen years ago. Wait fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: I feel old Gooday, guys, it's well here. Just so

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Speaker 2: you can't hear this, but I want you all to

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Speaker 2: know that obviously there is a stitch up involved here,

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Speaker 2: but he's got no idea it's coming. But it's actually

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Speaker 2: not Jess Malboy on the phone.

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Speaker 4: It's one of our listeners, Natalie, but just can hear

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Speaker 4: everything and no doubt what he will. Just assume it's Jess.

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Speaker 4: Should be fun, enjoy it, welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Jess my boy.

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Speaker 7: So well, that's so good to hear.

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Speaker 4: What's going on with you? Mate, Brandy says of the voice.

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Speaker 8: I know, how exciting is it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I just I can't wait.

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Speaker 9: It's going to be so awesome.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody, you'll be a great coach chess.

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Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm curious what would be the one piece

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Speaker 5: of nurture and advice you'd give to yourself?

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Speaker 3: Fifteen years ago when you were in Australian idol.

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Speaker 8: Oh, look, just be true to yourself. You know, I

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Speaker 8: think there's so much in this industry at the moment

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Speaker 8: that honestly just being true to yourself, doing what feels

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Speaker 8: that when I was at that.

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Speaker 4: Age, speaking of being true to yourself.

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Speaker 2: Actually, though with you know, there's anything different about Chess

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Speaker 2: about Jess maw boy, it's not Jess man, it's a

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Speaker 2: pretty good blood.

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Speaker 10: That was a pretty well fascination. Yeah, well done, well done,

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Speaker 10: You're back on top.

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Speaker 4: You're back on the Only.

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Speaker 5: Thing I was thinking was like, it's weird that Jess

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Speaker 5: hasn't sung an answer yet. Yeah, coach must be a

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Speaker 4: That's cool.

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Speaker 7: It was good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she was really good.

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Speaker 11: If you want a bit of context for that last

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Speaker 11: time that Jess was in, we actually stitched her up

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Speaker 11: and we had our button push of Joel replaced Woody

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Speaker 11: in the studio, and she had no idea that that's

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Speaker 4: So it was a switcher row for a switcher row.

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Speaker 4: Did you notice anything different about the show right now.

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Speaker 7: Like in terms of visually or is it like.

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Speaker 4: No in terms of personnel, in terms of personnel.

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Speaker 7: Personnel, what the jests I know, No.

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Speaker 4: I thought we were tied. Yeah, so Jess has got

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Speaker 4: your back there woods of it. I mean Natalie, Natalie.

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Speaker 2: The girl who played Jess just then sounded a lot

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Speaker 5: The answers were bang on, you know that was that

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Speaker 7: Here's my answer, Like, I'm all about authenticity. I'm all

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Speaker 7: talking about obviously coaching and doing the voice like it's

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Speaker 7: honestly been ridiculously like a blast.

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Speaker 2: Has it been a fair because because obviously Jess, things

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Speaker 2: kicked off for you and as the idol, you've got

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Speaker 2: a newfound respect for the people that you worked with

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Speaker 2: when you were when you were on as the idol,

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Speaker 2: like who were helping you with your songs when you

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Speaker 2: were you know, being an amateur and now all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden you're in that coaching really.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you become you become definitely you know they're and

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Speaker 7: I hate to say this, but you are like because

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Speaker 7: you're nurturing them and supporting them. You are on the sideline.

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Speaker 7: You're like she leader. You want to give them the

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Speaker 7: most advices they can, so they can be completely rooted

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Speaker 7: you know, you know sometimes that can be masked just

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Speaker 7: because people are scared of showing how deep they want

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Speaker 7: being up on stage is showing your true self and

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Speaker 7: having a platform like the Voice. I mean like you're

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Speaker 7: like it's instant and you know people are like legit

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Speaker 7: applauding and rooting for you. So you know what what

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Speaker 4: I can being completely rooted on stage. Yeah, the Voice up, Like,

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Speaker 5: The chances are going to be spinning around very quickly.

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Speaker 2: We've got more sorry, right, I'm next talking more about

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Speaker 2: the boys. Is this Sunday is seven o'clock on Channel seven.

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Speaker 2: We've got the beautiful Jess now boy who joins us

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Speaker 2: on the show right now. Now, Jess, I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to because you've now been engaged for two years, because

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Speaker 2: you haven't been able to get to get married. It's

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Speaker 2: the Melli, isn't it Emily right? And look, I know

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Speaker 2: that what He's brought this up with you a thousand times,

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Speaker 2: but I know he still wants to be your marriage celebrate.

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Speaker 2: Are you guys any closer tore getting married Wood? He's

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Speaker 2: really very much hanging out, hanging out for you guys

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Speaker 2: to get married.

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Speaker 7: It's so funny because there are people out there who

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. My weddings are not traditional.

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Speaker 5: If i'm your celebrated just dead mate, well do super casual.

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Speaker 5: We'll go bush as you love to say.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we'll go bush.

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Speaker 3: I'll just pop out of a bush and I'll just

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Speaker 3: marry you.

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Speaker 7: We will go out, We'll go like bush desert. We'll

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Speaker 7: go right out into the desert. Not traditional whatsoever.

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Speaker 4: How about that?

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Speaker 7: I mean, the scenic view would be incredible.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure the photos will be breathtaking. We probably should talk.

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Speaker 4: She's not talking about.

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Speaker 2: Forcing yourself into the conversation. You've just got nothing. You

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Speaker 2: will not be marrying just just before you go. I

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Speaker 2: know this is something that we don't traditionally talk about

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Speaker 2: with you, but I just wondered. Know, there's a huge

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Speaker 2: payment scheme announced for Stolen Generations victims which was announced today,

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Speaker 2: which is really the biggest sort of acknowledgment of historical

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Speaker 2: abuse suffered by First Nations people since the two thousand

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Speaker 2: and eight apologies.

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Speaker 4: I have you got any personal.

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Speaker 2: Experience at all with with with anyone who was a

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Speaker 2: So it's a beginning, It's probably a beginning of a

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, Yeah, this is this is Yeah, it does feel

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good that we're talking about it. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for your thoughts on that, Jess. I mean, as always,

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Speaker 4: It's absolutely huge.

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: For joining us.

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Speaker 2: As always, if you want to see the beautiful Jess Malboys,

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Speaker 2: she's going to be flipping her role on Channel seven

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Speaker 4: What's the time if there is it?

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Speaker 2: Ten years that's gone between Australian Idol to Australian Idol

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Speaker 7: Yeah, two thousand and six, right is a straight idol

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Speaker 2: Wow, gee with there you go sixteen years on Jess

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Speaker 2: Malboy's back doing singing competitions in Australia Live on TV.

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Speaker 4: It is always one of the great.

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Speaker 2: Seven o'clock, Channel seven This Sunday, The Last Australia returns Jess.

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Speaker 4: Always a pleasure to talk to you. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 5: B're now playing a wildly creative and original game called

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Speaker 5: how much cash has that celebrity got? We're doing it

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Speaker 5: because people were shocked to hear today that apparently Rihanna

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Speaker 4: Officially a billionaire. Totally wild. Ah, So I think it's wild.

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Speaker 2: I think anybody who's got any sort of fiscal knowledge

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Speaker 4: It's about on the mark.

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Speaker 5: Your tailor is up, isn't it. You knew how much

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Speaker 2: Was worth and looking No, no, I actually didn't know.

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Speaker 2: I was two hundred and forty million dollars short, but

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Speaker 2: I was closer than you. Let's go to Jordan who

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Speaker 4: George, Hi, how are you all right? Mate? Let's hear

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Speaker 4: your first celeb.

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Speaker 1: Madonna.

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Speaker 5: Oh all right, well Madonna's obviously been top of her

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to to go here? First? Does she

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Speaker 4: produce her own music? I'm not going to offer you

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Speaker 5: Yes, a group discussion here, it's obviously competition. Come on, mate,

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Speaker 4: Jordan donuts, Jordan.

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Speaker 3: Stifling the chat before my guess.

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Speaker 4: You just throw a couple of things aroundwards.

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Speaker 5: Six hundred million, six hundred Jesus gone big, Jordan, what

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Speaker 12: Going to say like three fifty million?

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Speaker 4: Tyde guess? So the question is does she produce her

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Speaker 4: was real side hustle. Oh no, she was in some

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Speaker 4: great films. Uh.

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Speaker 3: And also you know, face to so many companies as well.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm going to say eight hundred million.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so closest to the pin. Can't go over though,

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Speaker 5: the answer is the donner is.

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Speaker 1: Worth eight hundred and fifty y.

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Speaker 4: My material help you're getting slip. The answer sang, well,

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Speaker 5: Let's go unlucky Jordan Cameron, you're up, For the next round,

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Speaker 5: Here is our celebrity.

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Speaker 3: Cameron Harry Styles Starles.

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Speaker 2: All Right, well you went first last time, so we'll

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Speaker 2: turning off your hands given that you're languishing.

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Speaker 4: It's fair. I see.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he produced any of his own gear

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Speaker 13: Cameron, Oh, I would say about seventy seventy.

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Speaker 2: Two, seventy two gone cube specific we've got a real

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Speaker 3: So how much did you say?

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Speaker 4: One?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to say one hundred and two.

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Speaker 1: Harry Styles is worth eighty million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Friend, Cameron's got it. Come on with Cameron, you haven't

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Speaker 4: One more? We're doing one more? Winded to go to

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Speaker 4: the quiz. Jennifer. All Jennifer, Jennifer, we're pretty show. You

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Speaker 4: were quite cocky about this. You actually run your email

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Speaker 4: to everyone. Will is not going to be very good

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Speaker 2: Yes, And all of a sudden, nowhere I did write

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jennifer, here is our celebrity.

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Speaker 3: Selene Dion.

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Speaker 4: Celene Dion gotta be big, Jennifer. I'll let you go.

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Speaker 4: Jennifer First, what's she worth? Jen?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't have got this running

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Speaker 12: a millions.

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Speaker 4: Interesting game to call up for them.

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Speaker 5: Oh, Jen, I'm going to say, Okay, Jesus, I.

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Speaker 4: Think she's worth three hundred million.

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Speaker 3: I think she's worth three hundred and fifty million.

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Speaker 4: Now, that is just the cheapest of the show.

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Speaker 1: The lean Dion is worth eight hundred shot.

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Speaker 4: I got nowhere near it. But that's shot. It's not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been dcute because it wasn't against three people.

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Speaker 4: Jennifer got canned the death. That's a shame for you.

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Speaker 1: It's the Women Wooden Podcast.

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Speaker 4: I want to talk a little bit about spirit animals.

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Speaker 2: Weird from you, strange from me. I will explain shortly

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Speaker 2: while we're talking about it. But funnily enough, if people

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Speaker 2: don't know, you and I have actually both got our

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Speaker 2: each other's spirit animal tattooed on our bottoms.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, which was unfortunate for me because your spirit animal

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Speaker 5: is the rather phallic, gross looking juw goong.

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Speaker 4: Why is it phallic?

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Speaker 3: Look at the hit on the thing.

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Speaker 4: It looks like a doodle. It looks like a swimming doodle.

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Speaker 5: Look it looks like a wrinkly looks like a wrinkly doodle.

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Speaker 5: So I've got that on my bottom because that's your

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Speaker 5: spirit animal. Yes, and you have the adorable mic adorable

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you didn't need to add the food because

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Speaker 2: It's sure, sure it looks it looks like one of

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Speaker 4: So you know, I've got a mik out on my toosh.

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Speaker 2: You've got a dugong, which you later found out was

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Speaker 4: It was a bad deal for you. But Tattoo has

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Speaker 4: got it wrong. It was a bad deal for you.

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Speaker 2: But the reason we're talking spirit animals is because given

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Speaker 4: Kitchen sink at the TV and as a result, and

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Speaker 2: The Bachelor contestants last night to rock up as their

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Speaker 2: spirit animals. Oh, to impress, to impress Jamie, Jimmy, Jimmy,

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Speaker 2: Jimmy and anyway, so they rocked up as different spirit animals.

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Speaker 4: This is Sierra and who she rocked up as.

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Speaker 14: So I was going to say that my spirit animal

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Speaker 14: was a qua tonight because I like sleeping and I've

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Speaker 14: definitely had klimitia, but I thought that would be quite

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Speaker 14: hard to explain to Jimmy. So I stuck with the

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Speaker 14: phoenix because I've risen from the ashes.

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Speaker 4: She was totally wild. She's great. Yeah, she's really good.

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Speaker 2: Look lymodia is quite common, guys. Mactually, you get it checked.

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Speaker 2: It is actually something you can get checked very quickly.

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Speaker 2: When I was living in Perth, actually I found out

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Speaker 2: town of Geraldon had chlamydia at one time, one in four.

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Speaker 2: Pretty wild, right, it is pretty wild, heaven infectious STI

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Speaker 4: But anyway, spirit animals, Yeah, that was true. Two and

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Speaker 4: Jarlton had the clap at one stage.

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Speaker 3: How many is it now?

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Speaker 4: Numbers daily? It's not like a vaccine tally made.

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Speaker 5: At some point you start hanging your hat on it.

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Speaker 5: You're like, we're up to sixty percent.

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Speaker 3: Guys, it's very exciting.

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Speaker 4: No, you don't need to check you yep, claps dangerous?

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Speaker 4: Is it dangerous? Is it dangerous? It can make women infertile? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: get cheat. You definitely should get checked out. So anyway,

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Speaker 4: go back to spirit animals.

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Speaker 2: Shifting from chlamydia and over to spirit animals. One of

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Speaker 2: the most beautiful segues you live here in a radio show.

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Speaker 2: What I do think spirit animals are garbage?

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Speaker 4: I think they are garbage.

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Speaker 3: Why I got mine tattooed on your eyes?

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Speaker 4: I know that was a radio bit, Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 2: I just think that it's very easy to think of

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Speaker 2: and then associate yourself with that thing because you've chosen to.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying, if you tried hard enough, anything could

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Speaker 4: I'll give you an example. Right, you're gonna do this

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Speaker 4: for me because I don' think you're gonna be good

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Speaker 4: at it? All right? All right, and a kidnap make

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Speaker 4: it your spirit animal.

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Speaker 3: I would be in a.

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Speaker 5: Kidnap because I actually think on the outside, I've got

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Speaker 5: a few little muscles here are They're like quite good quads.

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Speaker 5: So I look like all a bit tough. At the

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Speaker 5: end of the day, I'm just a massive coward. I

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Speaker 5: can't do anything. I'm going to kidder, but it might

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Speaker 5: be a little bit scared because I've got the spikes on

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Speaker 5: the outside and also I like sweet things.

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Speaker 4: Perfect. There you go, spirit animal. See how easy I was?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was super easy. I feel like an a

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Speaker 5: kidne now though, which is nice. Maybe it is my

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Speaker 2: So I think I think that what we're about to prove,

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Speaker 2: anything our spirit object, just like me. Then with the

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Speaker 2: kidnap exactly, and I want to prove this third and

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Speaker 2: one oh six five. Give us a call with any

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Speaker 2: inanimate object anything, anything from a toilet brush to a motorcycle.

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Speaker 2: You can throw an animal in there if you like challenges.

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Speaker 2: I want to put spirit animals spirit objects to bed.

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Speaker 4: So hang on.

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Speaker 5: They suggest an inanimate object anything, and then we just

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Speaker 5: need to explain why that thing is our spirit thing.

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Speaker 3: That's it totally wild.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee you we'll be able to do it up

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Speaker 2: next and I go toe to toe making things our

455
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Speaker 2: spirit objects and what he will take your calls right

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Speaker 2: next third and one oh six five, any object on

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Speaker 2: the planet give us a challenge, Australia, make us work

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Speaker 2: for it.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now, woulds we're putting to We're putting to bed

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Speaker 2: the myth of spirit animals, and I'm even going to

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Speaker 2: extend this to spirit things. I just think that spirit

463
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Speaker 2: animals are just the biggest load of garbage. You can

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Speaker 2: just name anything and you can associate certain qualities in

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Speaker 2: that thing to yourself and then claim it's your spirit thing.

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Speaker 4: It's garbage.

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Speaker 2: And it's proved last night on The Bachelor when a

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Speaker 2: woman rocked up and said this.

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Speaker 14: So I was going to say that my spirit animal

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Speaker 14: was a qua tonight because I like sleeping and I've

471
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Speaker 14: definitely had Climitia, But I thought that would be quite

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Speaker 14: hard to explain to Jimmy. So I stuck with the

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Speaker 14: phoenix because I've risen from the ashes.

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Speaker 4: You haven't risen from the ashes, mate, You're on the

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Speaker 4: Bachelor of anything. You're going down into the ashes now, yes,

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Speaker 4: thinking it so?

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six ' five give us a call, give

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Speaker 2: us a challenge, because I really want to prove that

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Speaker 2: spirit things are garbage.

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Speaker 4: Thirty one and six y five.

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Speaker 2: Give us an object, Woods and I will go stroke

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Speaker 2: for stroke and we will.

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Speaker 4: It's an Olympic, Olympic sort of thing. You know, you've

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Speaker 4: done it for stroke. Nice that could en Philip stroke

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Speaker 4: for stroke. Let's got a josh on thirty one and

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Speaker 4: six five. Good day, Joshy boy. How are you all right?

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Speaker 4: Josh Give us a challenge. What object would you like

488
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Speaker 4: one of us to make our spirit thing?

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Speaker 6: I want to see whose spirit object is a parking meter?

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Speaker 4: Parking you can take that, Woods, okay, yeah, all right, Joshy.

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Speaker 2: So my spirit animal is a parking meter because everybody

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Speaker 2: feels like they can get around me, although a lot

493
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Speaker 2: of the time people don't want to get around me,

494
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Speaker 2: and they have to because they listen to me on

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Speaker 2: the radio. And also, I've got a real issue with time,

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Speaker 2: and parking meters have a real issue with time with

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Speaker 2: everybody who uses them.

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Speaker 4: Oh, pretty good, No, parking meters are pretty good with time.

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Speaker 3: They're actually incredibly actually.

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Speaker 4: But everyone's got an issue with the timing with them.

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Speaker 5: Ah, look at your little parking meter, Tracy.

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Speaker 4: My spirit things are parking meter.

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Speaker 3: How boring?

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Speaker 4: How to fight? That's the point, isn't it. You know

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Speaker 4: we've got Tracy here, Tracy, give me my spirit thing.

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Speaker 7: Okay, you got no chance a steering will.

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Speaker 5: Steering Okay, I'm so easily controlled at the end of

508
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Speaker 5: the day. At the end of the day, I am

509
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Speaker 5: just a steering mill because people just control my life.

510
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Speaker 4: I'm a people pleaser.

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Speaker 12: Oh I think that's true.

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Speaker 4: That's true. Bangs.

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Speaker 3: Well, well I'm good at this.

514
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Speaker 2: I feel like I want to I want to do

515
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Speaker 2: a reality show where I just pretend to be a

516
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Speaker 2: spirit guru and just preach this stuff to people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, book that will Dan? You host it?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'd host it, mate, you want to host it?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Le's go to Mark. I'm thirty six five. That

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Speaker 4: actually be a good challenge. Actually, try and make Grant

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Speaker 4: Daniel your spirit thing. Would's go Grant Dan you Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Grant Dania is my spirit thing. Yeah, jeez, A lot

523
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Speaker 3: of people.

524
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Speaker 5: Would look at me and just think I'm so just

525
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Speaker 5: small because I don't.

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Speaker 2: That was tough tough without offending him. And I knew

527
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Speaker 2: you'd walk into that and that's that's exactly where you

528
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Speaker 2: Mark six five. A lot of people look at me

529
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Speaker 2: and think, and I was like, oh, don't know where

530
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Speaker 2: you're going.

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Speaker 4: Mark, give us give us an object, my chin. What's

532
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Speaker 4: my spirit thing? Mark? Let me make it my spirit thing?

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Speaker 9: Any going, guys, Yeah, how about the white lines on

534
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Speaker 9: the road?

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Speaker 4: White lines on the road? Okay.

536
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Speaker 2: So the reason I'm the white lines on the road

537
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Speaker 2: that's my spirit thing, woods, is because I feel like

538
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Speaker 2: a lot of the time I'm there for for people

539
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Speaker 2: to obey, and I think people have to listen to me,

540
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Speaker 2: and I try and think, you know, they're listening to me, like, oh,

541
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Speaker 2: Will's being really authoritative on air today.

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Speaker 4: You're a stickler for the rules. I'm a stick for

543
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Speaker 4: the rules. But at the end of the day, I'm

544
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Speaker 4: there to be walked all over and actually quite enjoy

545
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Speaker 4: it walked all over. Yes, I actually do.

546
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Speaker 2: And also I think there was once a time when

547
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Speaker 2: I was once a blank road.

548
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Speaker 4: You know, I was once I was.

549
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Speaker 2: The wheels are coming off, the wheels are going Maybe.

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Speaker 4: We should go to the track, Kristan, give me my

551
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Speaker 4: spirit thing.

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Speaker 5: Hi, guys, dental floss.

553
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Speaker 4: Well, when I'm inside, I'm very satisfying.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 6: Call Your Boys with Bonds ex Temp Trunks. Visit Bonds

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Speaker 6: dot com dot a you to learn more. Will and

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Speaker 6: Woodies uncomfortable questions.

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Speaker 7: Questions.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, Joe, So we get a couple of

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Speaker 2: the airwaves. We ask them three very uncomfortable questions. Call

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Speaker 2: dot au to learn more. They score themselves one hundred

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Speaker 2: We've got a mother and son for the first time

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Speaker 2: actually on the airwaves today in Tam and Jake. Jake's

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Speaker 2: going to join us shortly, but we've just got Tam

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Speaker 2: on the air waves.

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Speaker 4: Now, good Tim, Hello, were you.

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Speaker 13: I'm well, hey you guys.

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Speaker 4: We're very good.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Tam. I'm going to tell us a bit

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Speaker 5: about the relationship with you and your twenty year old son.

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Speaker 4: Jake.

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 12: I adore him. He's a little bit of a cheeky bump.

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Speaker 12: But I have told him. I told him you're calling him,

577
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 12: and I said, it's going to be embarrassing. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

578
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Speaker 12: bring it on because I know anything like you, I'm

579
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 12: going to get like fifty fold back perfect.

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Speaker 5: Jake still lives with your Tam, and he's got his

581
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Speaker 5: girlfriend as well, whose name is Aaron.

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Speaker 12: He's a beautiful I love her.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, beautiful. So Aaron's there as well. His dad

584
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Speaker 4: still in the picture at all? What's the story there?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, no, he he's still in there.

586
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Speaker 12: Well, but I you know, about ten years ago, I

587
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 12: just jumped that rainbow fence and back to the other team.

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Speaker 13: Now, oh wow, And yeah.

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Speaker 12: Both my boys are really supportive of that.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, so you do you do have a you

591
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 5: do have a girlfriend though, Tam or are you single?

592
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:58,640
Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 13: I did, like I did weeks ago when I got

594
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Speaker 13: my like bursting on here, but no break hat, which sucks,

595
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 13: but you know, Pride's coming up, so there's a buffet

596
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 13: always available.

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Speaker 4: Let's get into the three questions, right.

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Speaker 2: Your first question is as has Jake ever used something

599
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Speaker 2: from your bathroom?

600
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 12: Maybe my massage a little or something that kind of

601
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 12: went missing? And I'm pretty sure I saw it in

602
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 12: his rooms, but that his rooms as like a no

603
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Speaker 12: go zone.

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Speaker 4: So he's got some tight muscles there or something, Tam.

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00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, some little injury going a.

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Speaker 4: Damn?

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Speaker 2: Who is your celebrity crush?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 13: Oh gosh, which one will I say?

610
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Speaker 12: Probably because I just had my hair DOWNE like pink,

611
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 12: So it's probably gonna say pink Or could be Sharie?

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00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 4: From from which? From which movie? From which movie? Tam?

613
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 3: When which Charlie's Do.

614
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 4: You like.

615
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 12: The Italian?

616
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 5: John?

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Speaker 13: I like to race speedway as well?

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Speaker 12: So she sits in the car.

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Speaker 4: We're going to keep moving.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Tam, So you're mentioning that Jake, your son's partner,

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Speaker 2: Aaron was also living with you guys. Yeah, what's Aaron's

622
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Speaker 2: worst habit?

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Speaker 13: I love her.

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Speaker 12: They call her a straw because says that me. She

625
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Speaker 12: just goes on and on and on and and and

626
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Speaker 12: and and and and on and on, and you're just

627
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Speaker 12: waiting for like the punchline. But I love every part

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Speaker 12: of us.

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Speaker 2: It's disgorgeous, right, gee, Wiz, I feel like you're likely

630
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Speaker 2: to get a word in between the two of you.

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Speaker 12: Jesus for Jakie, a little princess, that's all right.

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Speaker 4: When were you most disappointed in Jake?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 12: I bet you will know this because I don't use

635
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Speaker 12: the C word and I call him this. Yeah, I know.

636
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 12: It was pretty bad when him and Aaron started dating

637
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Speaker 12: and he didn't admit to his his end of year

638
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Speaker 12: university exams and he didn't do well er well first

639
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Speaker 12: something having you know, doing you know, doing the wild

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Speaker 12: thing and that kind of him studying and seeing this

641
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Speaker 12: big you know, dinner of everything went down to gurgler.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, distraction, a bit of a distraction, unbelievable. Please stay

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Speaker 2: with us two hundred and fifty dollars bonds about. On

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Speaker 2: the other side, we're going to match your answers up

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Speaker 2: with your son Jake's. On the other side, it's weelling

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Speaker 2: what these uncomfortable questions with bonds. Stay with us well

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Speaker 2: the morning, Thursday afternoon right now you can win yourself.

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Speaker 4: Two hundred and fifty dollars bonds about.

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Speaker 2: You just have to register yourself and someone your clothes

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Speaker 2: with might be a partner, might be a family member.

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Speaker 4: We ask you guys the same awkward questions.

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Speaker 2: If your matches answer, answer up, if your answers match up,

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Speaker 2: you get yourself.

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Speaker 4: It's riding out draw thanks to Bonds.

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Speaker 4: Will and Woodies?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, uncomfortable questions.

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Speaker 1: Questions.

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Speaker 2: Alright, So we've got our first mother and son combo,

661
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Speaker 2: who are joining us now for Bond's uncomfortable questions. We've

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Speaker 2: got Tam and Jake. Welcome back, Tam. Hello, We've got

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Speaker 2: Jake on the phone Ack today. Jake, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Hey, hello, pleasure to have you on here.

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Speaker 4: Mate.

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Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten, Jake, how worried

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Speaker 3: are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 9: One ten, Josh seven and a half. But heard anything yet?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well I've heard everything, and I'm saying it's a nine.

671
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Speaker 5: My friends, Tam is an oversharer.

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Speaker 4: He's a fire cracker. Isn't just a fire cracker?

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Speaker 13: I'm sorry, I'm good, all right, Jake?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever borrowed something from your mum's bathroom?

675
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Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, definitely play what it is? Or oh, I

676
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Speaker 9: don't know, candle a candle also like a plug for

677
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Speaker 9: the box. I don't know, man, I can't really.

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Speaker 4: All quite practical things. This is what she said, mate, Maybe.

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Speaker 12: My massageel or something that kind of went missing, and

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Speaker 12: I I'm pretty sure I saw it in his rooms,

681
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 12: but that his rooms discussing it's like a no go zone.

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Speaker 4: Jake Jewish, So did she did you take the message?

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Speaker 9: Well, no, I don't know. No, I don't think I did.

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Speaker 2: The next question, Jake, who's your mum's celebrity crush?

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Speaker 9: Oh, she said one last night. I know Pink, probably

686
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Speaker 9: want to them.

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Speaker 12: Okay, here's what she said, would Charlie's throng they spit

688
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Speaker 12: in the current?

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Speaker 5: She actually she did say Pink as well, Jake, So

690
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Speaker 5: we'll give you that one. But she went on more

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Speaker 5: about Charlie's there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, if you ever catch a watch in the

693
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Speaker 2: Italian job by herself, get out.

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Speaker 4: Now, Jake.

695
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Speaker 2: We found out that you live with your mum with

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Speaker 2: your your your partner eron. So we asked your mom,

697
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Speaker 2: and now we're asking you. What is Aaron's worst habit?

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Speaker 9: Worst worst habit? Yeah, most time she's late, it's most things. Okay, Yeah,

699
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Speaker 9: she just goes.

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Speaker 4: No, apparently she talks a lot. Jake.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 4: Jeez. Did you get a word in it all?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 9: I usually just bud out mane because in one hand

705
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Speaker 9: the other it's.

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Speaker 4: Just keep a low profile.

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Speaker 2: Like all right, Jake, quite the one here. When was

708
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Speaker 2: your mum most disappointed in you.

709
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Speaker 4: Oh good aw good questions a couple.

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Speaker 9: That's up in school?

711
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Speaker 3: Is there a particular example of Jake.

712
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Speaker 9: I should have a bit of a blue because I

713
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Speaker 9: want to stay at Aaron's joint. But we but it

714
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Speaker 9: was during school time, so yeah, I don't know something

715
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Speaker 9: to do with that, just like missing class or something similar.

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Speaker 12: Him and Aaron started dating and he didn't admit to

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Speaker 12: his his end of year university exams and he didn't

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Speaker 12: do well n J Yeah all.

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Speaker 4: Over it loves Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she's just got a long way since.

721
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Speaker 2: Yeah, congratulations, And you've just earned yourself a tornado of

722
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Speaker 2: words that you just obviously can't breathe in the middle

723
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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like you great.

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Speaker 2: Time over at your house, Heytay where you guys have

726
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Speaker 2: earned yourself trying to fugitial bonds about your reach?

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Speaker 4: Thank you? You need some new jocks, Jake.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, No, I definitely need them. Just Christmas Thursdays, get

729
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Speaker 9: them every time.

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Speaker 4: What do you do?

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to ask you that cool your boys

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Speaker 2: with bonds ex Temp trunks. Visit bonds dot com dot

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Speaker 2: you to learn more trying fugitial bonds about reach. Congratulations guys, buddy,

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Speaker 2: awesome stuff. Thanks for playing bonds uncomfortable questions. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's the podcast.

736
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Speaker 5: If you're a parent and you want to be honest

737
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Speaker 5: right now, give us a call with a parental shortcut

738
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Speaker 5: you've taken. So maybe you just took the easy option

739
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Speaker 5: with looking after your kids. Very safe space, obviously, And

740
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Speaker 5: the reason we're talking about it is because that is

741
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Speaker 5: exactly what Kristen Bell and Dak Shepherd have admitted to

742
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Speaker 5: doing when talking about bathing their kids.

743
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Speaker 2: This was them on the view they don't smell, so

744
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Speaker 2: you know it's hard, Well they do.

745
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Speaker 4: I'm a big.

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Speaker 7: Waiting for the steak with that's that's biology's way of

747
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Speaker 7: letting you know you need to clean.

748
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Speaker 5: It up, waiting for the stink well before the kids

749
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Speaker 5: get a bath. And this is actually off the back

750
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Speaker 5: of Mia Kunis and Ashton Kutcher who also came out

751
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Speaker 5: and said, no, we don't bathe our kids daily, like

752
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Speaker 5: maybe every three or four days, we'll chuck them in

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Speaker 5: the tub.

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Speaker 4: How often do you think you should know? You're talking weird?

755
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Speaker 4: Don't know.

756
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Speaker 5: I've got a new microphone and that no one cares,

757
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 5: but it's weird.

758
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Speaker 4: So are You're just saying things like stank and tub

759
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Speaker 4: and I just don't.

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Speaker 5: Know what he sounds good in the years, I don't

761
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Speaker 5: know a new microphone anyway, off New York.

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Speaker 3: You should be bathing your kid.

763
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Speaker 4: I don't know.

764
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Speaker 3: Oh, I know, kids, you're an intelligent guy.

765
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Speaker 4: Once a day. I fight at bath once a day.

766
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Speaker 2: But I was actually, funnily enough, speaking of parental shortcuts,

767
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Speaker 2: there was a traditional shortcut.

768
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Speaker 4: For my mum.

769
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Speaker 2: Yeah that there was just a bath and she would

770
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Speaker 2: just put because I was I was one of three boys,

771
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Speaker 2: and my older sister thankfully was spared the blood bath.

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Speaker 2: But it was three boys in the bath because it's

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Speaker 2: a fifteen minute.

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Speaker 3: Job, all three at the same time.

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Speaker 2: I had all three of us in this bath. It

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Speaker 2: was like a goddamn nursery. Rhum was the butcher, the baker,

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Speaker 2: and the candlestick maker, which way with the middle.

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Speaker 4: One of my brothers was the candlestick maker. By the ways,

779
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Speaker 4: was intimidating.

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Speaker 3: Oh disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I think worse than a kid three years you're

782
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Speaker 2: younger than you, is far better and down than you.

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Speaker 4: It's terrifying. Even when he was three years younger than you,

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Speaker 4: he's always been three years younger than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

785
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Speaker 4: but it was bigger.

786
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Speaker 5: When anyway, which way does the middle one face?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, when there's three in a bar, it was.

788
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Speaker 4: Actually they had a jacuzzi, so I was like a

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Speaker 4: triangle bath a little. It was a little spar It

790
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Speaker 4: was a little spar bar. But it like we'd all

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Speaker 4: get it. Like it was. There was never an option

792
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Speaker 4: to be I think up to the.

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Speaker 2: Point where we hit puberty, there was still three boys

794
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Speaker 2: in a bath at ten years old.

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Speaker 5: That's I don't know, man, that's that's that's pretty old

796
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Speaker 5: to be checking three in the same turb But it was,

797
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Speaker 5: it was.

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Speaker 4: It was because we just got done in fifteen minutes. Yeah,

799
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Speaker 4: I mean, it's a good shortcut, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It was it was just boys in the bar fifteen minutes,

801
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Speaker 2: boys eat dinner fifteen minutes, you know, rather than if.

802
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Speaker 4: We each had a bath. Yeah yeah, yeah. Hours. It's

803
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Speaker 4: half your night, genuinely hours.

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Speaker 2: So that was the other The other parental shortcut was

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Speaker 2: we always u mum, we always used to get buzz cuts.

806
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Speaker 4: We're talking about it in the studio, yeah, shaving the heads. Yeah,

807
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 4: we did not get personalized haircuts. Yeah, I just shaved head.

808
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Speaker 2: We just it was just shaved the head. That's the

809
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 2: easy inter Until mom found out that door. She thought

810
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 2: she could do it by herself, and then she tried

811
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Speaker 2: to cut my hair without with the shaver herself. Yeah,

812
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: she didn't have the guard on. It was like a

813
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 2: scene out of it with scissor hands. Jesus Christ, there

814
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Speaker 2: was blood. Was actually totally wild.

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Speaker 4: You got cut. She cut me totally wild in unintentional Yeah, yeah,

816
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 4: of course, of course.

817
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Speaker 5: Anyway, despite that one going badly, thirteen one oh six,

818
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Speaker 5: five parents out there, what's the little parental.

819
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Speaker 4: Shortcut you've taken?

820
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Speaker 2: You took the lazy bays used to cut like six

821
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Speaker 2: sandwiches at a time as well.

822
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Speaker 4: That's just smart though.

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Speaker 5: Well, when I had an eight a fifth birthday, and

824
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Speaker 5: my mum's parental shortcut where she didn't want to organize

825
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Speaker 5: any entertainment, so she just dressed up my auntie as

826
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Speaker 5: Spot the Dog.

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Speaker 4: Horrific outfit. I mean, she dressed up your auntie as

828
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Speaker 4: a door.

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Speaker 5: She was just in like a number of cardboard boxes

830
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Speaker 5: and some dog made out of cardboard and some just

831
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Speaker 5: maybe banking on the fact that the kid was an idiot.

832
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Speaker 4: And he was and he was.

833
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Speaker 5: But that is a pretty horrific parental shortcut thirteen one

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Speaker 5: O six five, though very saved space. Parents, what's the

835
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Speaker 5: parental shortcut that you've taken?

836
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Speaker 4: Thirty one O six five are talking parential shortcuts?

837
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Speaker 5: Woods, that's because Dak Sheppard and Kristen Bell have admitted

838
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Speaker 5: to only bathing their kids when they get the stink,

839
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Speaker 5: which I think happens every three or four days, rather

840
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Speaker 5: than daily bailing bathing. Joel, you're a parent, you're the

841
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 5: only parent in the studio. Do you take parental shortcuts?

842
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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, absolutely, you do.

843
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Speaker 6: A favorite one of mine was if I was leaving

844
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Speaker 6: work on a Friday afternoon and my wife worked late

845
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Speaker 6: nights as a nurse. I had to pick up my

846
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Speaker 6: son from daycare, and you know, you go home, you

847
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Speaker 6: did the bathroom team, you feed him, and then you've

848
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Speaker 6: got to read him three or four books. Give me

849
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Speaker 6: almost nine o'clock by the time he's out, unless you

850
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Speaker 6: get him a happy meal on the way home. Not

851
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Speaker 6: Valium happy meal, different kind of vlum. But you drive

852
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Speaker 6: him around for half an hour. Oh and he fell asleep,

853
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Speaker 6: fell asleep in the.

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Speaker 4: Car, really so happy mill knocks him out. Well, just

855
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Speaker 4: the car puts him to sleep. Oh, the car puts

856
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Speaker 4: him to sleep.

857
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Speaker 3: I tell a wife.

858
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Speaker 4: Oh I couldn't. He fell asleep in the car. So

859
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 4: the McDonald's is really just for you. So you've got

860
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Speaker 4: an excuse to get something on the way to a

861
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Speaker 4: couple of nuggers while driving around.

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Speaker 5: Is that a super stressful time when you're trying to

863
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Speaker 5: transfer him from the car to the bed without waking

864
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Speaker 5: him up.

865
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 4: No, he's out, He's completely out.

866
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Speaker 2: So yeah, maybe he's smart as well, those smart kids

867
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Speaker 2: out there.

868
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Speaker 4: We always I used to pretend that I was asleep.

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Speaker 4: I'll get the free list, and then they had to

870
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Speaker 4: carry me from the car to my bed.

871
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Speaker 3: And then you wake up when you're in bed. So Dad,

872
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Speaker 3: get me dessert.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Annie here thirty one oh six y five?

874
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 5: And are you the parent or the kid here?

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Speaker 15: I'm the parent.

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00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,280
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the short?

877
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Speaker 15: So I've got two very young children and they are

878
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 15: very slow. So instead of waiting for them to finish

879
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 15: their breakfast at the table, I'll make them breakfast in

880
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 15: our travel cup. But then they can either run around

881
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 15: do whatever, or you can just leave the house immediately.

882
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 2: One of this speed things up, Isn't it Like that's

883
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Speaker 2: the key. You just you just get to expediate the

884
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 2: process because they take so long. Like looking back on it,

885
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: you know, after I was talking about bath time. Before

886
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Speaker 2: after bathtime, my pajamas were always laid out on the

887
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Speaker 2: bed for me.

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00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 4: Mom would always put our pajamas out for me, me

889
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Speaker 4: and my Brother's nice of her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think just a lot of the time

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Speaker 2: because she knew that she didn't put the clothes out,

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Speaker 2: just us choosing our pajamas slash finding our pajamas was a.

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Speaker 3: Process a lot of time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, every single step was a big deal. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely. Let's go to Christy here. Now, Christy, what did

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Speaker 5: your mum do to take a short cut?

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Speaker 16: Well, as kids, you know, you play mummies and daddies,

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Speaker 16: and my mom's actually a hairdresser, so she would say

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Speaker 16: to us, let's go play hairdresser, and she would put

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Speaker 16: us to working has fell on instead of hiring an apprentice.

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Speaker 9: Bright.

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00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 2: Wow, that's brillian. I don't know if it's brilliant that

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00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 2: child labor could be. What were you doing in there, Christie?

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Speaker 16: As soon as we were old enough, it was, you know,

905
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Speaker 16: sweeping floors, making appointments, making the tea and coffee sometimes,

906
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Speaker 16: you know, washing the hair, and she still gets me

907
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Speaker 16: to do it. Now, even at twenty seven up, still

908
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 16: four for it?

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Speaker 6: Were you?

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Speaker 16: I think I started from like seven.

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Speaker 15: It was like I was down there.

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Speaker 7: We were playing hairdress.

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Speaker 4: So seven year old sweeping your hair is fine.

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Speaker 2: But if you know you're going to get the foils in, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you get the foils in.

916
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Speaker 4: Occasionally it was no, I donna get the foils.

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Speaker 3: I get treatments.

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Speaker 4: Will I get treatments? Foils as a thing of the past.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Lee, now, thirty one, if the seven came, a.

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Speaker 4: Seven year old came out to do your foils, you'd

921
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Speaker 4: be terrified.

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Speaker 5: I'd want to pay less if it was fifty percent off.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get the seven year old in there. We

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Speaker 5: got Lee here, Lee, what's your parental shortcut?

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Speaker 2: I trust the kids in their school clothes the night

926
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Speaker 2: before and they are you sleep You.

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Speaker 4: Make him sleep in their school clothes, Lee?

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Speaker 9: Perfect, Yeah, you sleep in their school clothes.

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Speaker 4: And they just get up and go, Yeah, that's actually brilliant.

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Speaker 3: All parents should do that is that like shoes, shoes

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Speaker 3: and socks on as well?

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Speaker 4: Lee?

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Speaker 9: No, No, they're in the car, Ready in the car.

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Speaker 4: Stable, the shoes on. You're never taken, See what you're hearing.

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