1
00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,760
Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's what have I said to you in the.

2
00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,520
Speaker 2: Past, Oh, you say newspaper stories ripped from the paper

3
00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,160
Speaker 2: on this day information of the domain of lazy radio.

4
00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,440
Speaker 1: Domain of lazy radio.

5
00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:14,240
Speaker 3: If your other radio stations doing that, well, then you

6
00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,800
Speaker 3: say that's lazy, but not not with us, because this

7
00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,400
Speaker 3: is fascinating information. On this day in nineteen seventy one,

8
00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,440
Speaker 3: Alan Shephard is the first person to golf on the

9
00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,240
Speaker 3: Moon and the fifth man to walk there. So to

10
00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:33,800
Speaker 3: walk to the moon, to walk on the moon, he

11
00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:39,519
Speaker 3: must be exhausted. So he was the fifth person to

12
00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,800
Speaker 3: walk on the moon. So he needed some sort of gimmick.

13
00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:42,879
Speaker 3: He needed a gimmick.

14
00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,440
Speaker 1: So this is him whacking off from the moon.

15
00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:52,360
Speaker 4: White.

16
00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,080
Speaker 1: No, you whack off. That's what they do when they

17
00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,720
Speaker 1: play golf. Sure, that's what they say.

18
00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,400
Speaker 2: That's I have to zip them up in those suits.

19
00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,760
Speaker 2: They're away a long time. He needed, you know what, though.

20
00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,360
Speaker 1: And maybe that begat holy moment the show that we

21
00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,080
Speaker 1: watch now.

22
00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,479
Speaker 2: That's what I was just thinking. He would be playing

23
00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,600
Speaker 2: the role of the quirky astronaut. But judging by that,

24
00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,880
Speaker 2: he sounds like you'd be bad television to rummed out.

25
00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,480
Speaker 2: This is the thing. All the contestants are given quirky

26
00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,800
Speaker 2: backstories that you can see the producer like, this is

27
00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,080
Speaker 2: a girl who's attractive, so her title is glamour girl.

28
00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,600
Speaker 2: Of course, there's a guy who's got a hat. I'm

29
00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,280
Speaker 2: a country boy, a cowboy, big beer. I'm Aluma Jack.

30
00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,080
Speaker 2: There was one guy who was a real estate agent,

31
00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,600
Speaker 2: so he had to wear long shorts and they made

32
00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,480
Speaker 2: him jump from ball to ball and do all the

33
00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,360
Speaker 2: tricks wearing these slippery boat shoes.

34
00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,560
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite character on there?

35
00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:44,759
Speaker 4: Oh?

36
00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,440
Speaker 2: You know, I saw one the other night. I think

37
00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,680
Speaker 2: her name was missus Christmas. She was dressed, she had

38
00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:55,240
Speaker 2: a Christmas hat, Christmas sleeves, a Christmas vest, Christmas skirt,

39
00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,880
Speaker 2: Christmas tights. So she describes herself, I'm a little bit.

40
00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,880
Speaker 5: Ob sased with Christmas out.

41
00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,800
Speaker 6: I have enough to wear to a day for the

42
00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,880
Speaker 6: entire month of December.

43
00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,920
Speaker 5: And probably have a few stairs at the end of

44
00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,359
Speaker 5: the month as well. I just love that Christmas makes

45
00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,480
Speaker 5: everyone happy. It's just that feel good vibe.

46
00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,160
Speaker 6: I definitely think my strength is my competitiveness. People are

47
00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,160
Speaker 6: going to underestimate me because of my outfit. They look

48
00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,920
Speaker 6: at me like she's a crazy Christmas mom.

49
00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,080
Speaker 5: And then I'm just gonna fly under the radar and

50
00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:22,880
Speaker 5: the sink of your part.

51
00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,640
Speaker 6: It ain't over till the fat man says.

52
00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,200
Speaker 2: The hardest working people on that show are the producers

53
00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,240
Speaker 2: trying to find backstories. So look, do you have a

54
00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,600
Speaker 2: favorite day of a year? Well, I like Christmas? Okay,

55
00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,680
Speaker 2: now this is your thing. And they even had footage

56
00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,720
Speaker 2: they made her when she had to describe herself, made

57
00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:42,400
Speaker 2: her hug boxes wrapped in Christmas wrapping, unwrap things like

58
00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,240
Speaker 2: she's constantly unwrapping Christmas presents. How deranged?

59
00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:47,240
Speaker 1: What's TV?

60
00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,720
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite?

61
00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,840
Speaker 1: My favorite is mister Mysterious.

62
00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,639
Speaker 2: Look, he was a regular guy. I may mus have said, look,

63
00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,240
Speaker 2: I'm going through the dress ups box, would you mind

64
00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,079
Speaker 2: wearing a mask?

65
00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,239
Speaker 1: But Mysterious?

66
00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,880
Speaker 2: What was my sterious about it?

67
00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,080
Speaker 1: There was nothing. He blabbed pretty much everything what he

68
00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,840
Speaker 1: does in the first five seconds.

69
00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,600
Speaker 4: People know me as mister Mysterious. I've been playing golf

70
00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,440
Speaker 4: for thirty five years. I can play left handed, i

71
00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,160
Speaker 4: can play right handed. I'm missed a mysterious and I

72
00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,680
Speaker 4: can get out of any issue on the full package.

73
00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,760
Speaker 4: I know what I'm doing around the golf course. I

74
00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,679
Speaker 4: can have fun. I've got the trick shots. It's all

75
00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,240
Speaker 4: a mystery, so all that play with me.

76
00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,480
Speaker 1: If I didn't watch how he went because I knew

77
00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,400
Speaker 1: everything about it.

78
00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,359
Speaker 2: He plopped in the pool. But if someone says everyone

79
00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,760
Speaker 2: knows me as mister Mysterious, then you're not doing a

80
00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,320
Speaker 2: very good jobsous everyone knows you.

81
00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:36,560
Speaker 4: Hello.

82
00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,280
Speaker 2: Actually, if we were on actually, you know what you'd be.

83
00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,320
Speaker 2: You'd be I'm mister DJ, and you'd be an oversized

84
00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:50,360
Speaker 2: headphones and they'd make you do time calls as you

85
00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,640
Speaker 2: let from obstacle.

86
00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,040
Speaker 1: To obstacle with a collection of colds allowed.

87
00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,440
Speaker 2: Dressed in eighties bomber jack.

88
00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:58,480
Speaker 1: What would you be?

89
00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,600
Speaker 2: I'd probably be missus Pun And every time I hit

90
00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,840
Speaker 2: a ball, I'd have to say I'm wearing two pairs

91
00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,960
Speaker 2: of undies in case I got a hole in one.

92
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,480
Speaker 2: Don't tick me off, I'll flip you the birdie.

93
00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,200
Speaker 1: It's pretty a contracted to channel.

94
00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,280
Speaker 2: It is a shame, isn't it.

95
00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,440
Speaker 6: Jonesy and Amanda's gamenation