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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Sam, the war was

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Speaker 1: an interesting place and sometimes you hear the most extraordinary

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Speaker 1: things that just happened in suburbia, people getting on with

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Speaker 1: their lives, but living interesting lives, and make you say,

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Speaker 1: how different to the home life of our own dear queen.

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Speaker 1: But maybe she's into weird stuff too. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you the story? Sure about? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is the headline. Man clear enough to going to

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Speaker 1: the wrong house for sex fantasy with machette machete. It

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Speaker 1: is not the name of a stripper, an actual machete.

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Speaker 1: So two men were hired to carry out a stranger's

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Speaker 1: sexual fantasy. His fantasy was to be tied up while

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Speaker 1: cladd in his undies and that they would turn up

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Speaker 1: and threaten him with this machete. But what happened is

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Speaker 1: they went to the wrong house, So the fantasy was unscripted.

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Speaker 1: All this came out in the district court. This is

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Speaker 1: how the judge has laid it all out. He's had

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Speaker 1: to talk through all of us. So this is what

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Speaker 1: the district court judge has said. The fantasy was unscripted.

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Speaker 1: There was just this question as to how it would

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Speaker 1: be carried out. But according to statements, this man living

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Speaker 1: in western New South Wales wants to be tied up

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Speaker 1: and have a broom handle rubbed around his underwear. Is

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Speaker 1: that your fantasy? Rubbed around the underwear? That's what That's

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Speaker 1: what the judge said, rubbed around the underwear. And he

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Speaker 1: was willing to pay five thousand dollars if it was

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Speaker 1: quote really good. If it was a bad rubbing around

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Speaker 1: the underwear, give you a hundred bucks five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: A good rubbing around the underwear, I'll give you five thousand,

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Speaker 1: good lord. So this is where it all went wrong.

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Speaker 1: Is the man? Now it goes wrong? The man made

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Speaker 1: arrangements on Facebook for the people to come over and

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Speaker 1: engage in the rubbing around the underwear, but he later

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Speaker 1: moved house. He updated them with his new address, but

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Speaker 1: they didn't know that. So on July fourteen, a resident

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Speaker 1: living in that first address notices a light coming from

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Speaker 1: his lungdroom when he got up to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Assuming it was a freeh who came daily to make coffee,

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Speaker 1: he said, bugger off, it's too early. Then he heard

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Speaker 1: a voice ask if his name was that of the

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Speaker 1: intended client. He turned on his bedsidelight. This is my

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Speaker 1: favorite bit. This person turned on his bedsidelike, took off

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Speaker 1: his sleep apnear mask and saw two men standing next

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Speaker 1: to his bed. So he wasn't the kinky one. The

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Speaker 1: sleep apney mask wasn't part of it. They've come to

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Speaker 1: the wrong house, right, So they were very polite because

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Speaker 1: he said, no, that's not my name. So then they started.

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Speaker 1: They one man apologized, saying, quote sorry, mate, and shook

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Speaker 1: the resident's hand. The other said, quote bye, and they

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Speaker 1: drove off. No foul done. Then the men with their

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Speaker 1: driver drove to the correct address, and the would be

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Speaker 1: customer noticed one of them had a great big knife

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Speaker 1: in his pants, which he asked him to leave in

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Speaker 1: the car because he just wanted to be rubbed around

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Speaker 1: the nether regions with a broom with a knife. We

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Speaker 1: got an idiot. These the people in your neighborhood joined

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Speaker 1: the and Amanda in the morning, but at one point

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Speaker 1: seven tell you him