1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:04,160 Speaker 1: For you, Glen Colcrow, you go, Glen Coco. And when 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that Jimney Day, 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,399 Speaker 1: He's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: of the nuthouse. Hello, and welcome to this very festive 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: episode of Outspoken. I am so excited to be in 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,119 Speaker 1: your ears on Christmas Eve or an absolute honor. It 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: is a sacred day, isn't it. Yeah? I said in 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,319 Speaker 1: yesterday's episode that Christmas Eve is actually my favorite day 9 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: of the year. Don't you think it feels more Christmasy 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve? Like I've seen a lot of commentary 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: around the fact that Christmas Day it kind of drops 12 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: off the excitement because I think I enjoy more of 13 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 1: the lead up to Christmas. I think after Christmas Morning, Yes, 14 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: I enjoy the lead up, and then I think the 15 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: magic of Christmas Morning and also going out and seeing 16 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,279 Speaker 1: if your milk's been drunk or your carrots have been 17 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,599 Speaker 1: chewed or whatever. Have you seen those parents that create 18 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: kind of like you know, when the foot is on 19 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: and they run through like a paper banner. They set 20 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: up a wall paper banner. So what they do is 21 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: they cover the whole thing so you can't even see 22 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: into the room in Christmas paper, and all the kids 23 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: run through it and see the Christmas tree with all 24 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: the presents around it. How cool is that? That's pretty 25 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: cool And I'm guessing that it helps stop any little 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: eyes from peering down and seeing their parents. I've seen 27 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: another thing on TikTok where the dads will dress up 28 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: as Santa Claus and they'll get like the mum will 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: wake up the kids and be like, what she's coming in. 30 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: I love that. I love the comments because someone's like, 31 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: I tried this once and my kids didn't go to 32 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: sleep after Oh truth, that would Yeah, that would be 33 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: hard to get them back to bed. I remember one 34 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and our dad used to go absolutely nuts 35 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 1: with Christmas lights. He's done a very nice effort this year, 36 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: but it's not what he used to do, Like he 37 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: used to have like twenty sets of Christmas lights up 38 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: and amy. When we used to still share a room, 39 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: all three of us up until we were about nine, 40 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: you had your bed across the window so you had 41 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: the best view of the Christmas lights coming in and 42 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: I could kind of see them from my bed too. 43 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: And I remember one Christmas. Dad used to have a 44 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: timer on the Christmas lights, but it malfunctioned and the 45 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: lights went on at like two am, and you kind 46 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: of like woke and buy them. And I thought I 47 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,639 Speaker 1: heard Santa on the roof as well, and I remember 48 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: just remember not being up to fall asleep from that point. 49 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,119 Speaker 1: We had a brush fence, and I remember a few 50 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: times looking out the window and thinking that the brush 51 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: fence was the sleigh. Oh, and there was that one 52 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: Christmas Eve we went to our uncle Paul's house and 53 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: all our extended family was there, and our cousin rushed 54 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: over and goes, oh my god, girls, I just saw 55 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 1: santrum pointed to the sky and I was just my 56 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: mind was blown, like it was so exciting. Yeah, I 57 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: want to get into Christmas present etiquette. I know by 58 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: now everyone will have hopefully wrapped their presence. That's a 59 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: goal for me. But I know that I'll have a 60 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: couple of ones that I will have to wrap before 61 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: I go to bed on Christmas Eve, like every year 62 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: that happens to me. But what do you think about 63 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: gift cards? Are they thoughtful or lazy? I love a 64 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 1: gift card. I actually think it's really thoughtful to give 65 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: someone something so they can get something that they actually want, 66 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 1: because often you just get a load of crap or 67 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: don't want you don't want in your house. And it's 68 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: not lazy either because you have to actually go on 69 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: physically usually get one. The thing is, though, I would 70 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: feel differently if it was my partner getting me a 71 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: gift card, because I think that's lazy. I think that's 72 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: like a little bit thoughtless. I think Dale was really 73 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: scared about what to get me this year, because remember 74 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: we had that laugh about how we'd purchase some stuff 75 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: off TIMU and then I found the tmou thing and 76 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: he didn't give it to me. See, on our side 77 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,799 Speaker 1: of the family, we've decided to do a Chris Kringle, 78 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: just like the three of us and our husbands, because 79 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: we'd prefer to spend the money on the babies. Yeah, 80 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: and it's quite funny because i'd well it disclaimed. I 81 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: actually do know who Sophie has got because she can't 82 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: keep me selfree. She literally like I didn't even have 83 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: to try and pry the information out of her. I 84 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: also know who Dale has well. I stuffed up and 85 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: I accidentally because Mum knows because she was making sure 86 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: that we all like we did it through an app 87 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: and weill like, imagine if someone just everyone gets me. 88 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: And so I was talking about a present that I 89 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: had purchased for my Chris Kringle, and then I said 90 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: it out loud and Reese was in the other room, 91 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: but he was totally thrown. He thought I had someone 92 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: completely different. So I was like really smug about it, 93 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: and then I'm like, damn it, you heard. But anyway, 94 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: I was saying that whoever has Dale and it could 95 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: be me, should have got him. There was a hat 96 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: on Uncle Recco that said t mooslut. Like, I just 97 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: thought it was so funny. You should have got it 98 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: for him for Christmas. Yeah, but you're become a bit 99 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: of a t mooselut. I have become a t moose slut. 100 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: I got a lot of Christmas decorations off TI move. Yeah, 101 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: as in yeah for my we're talking about the other 102 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: in the other episode for your table escape escaped just 103 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: up using the word tablescape, which just sounds so wanky, 104 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: doesn't it. Yeah, who do you think I have for 105 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: Grise Kringle? I reckon, you've got me. I'm hoping that 106 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: I'm not denying, and I'm not going to confer who 107 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: do you think you've got? Hanging out? Like, who do 108 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: you think? Who do you think that you have? Do 109 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: you mean I know who I've got? You said, who 110 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: do you think you've got? No, I'm saying who do 111 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: you think I have? I? Oh, I don't want to 112 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 1: say because I already said I knew who Sophan Dale have? 113 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: Oh true? Because yea, I don't want to get away. Okay, interesting, 114 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 1: all right? So for the Chris Goole present, have you 115 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: gone nice present or joke present? Oh? Nice people doing 116 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: joke once? Because you said the t mooslut thing. Oh 117 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 1: but like that's a small press, that's a small portion 118 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: because we're spending one hundred bucks. I hope no one's 119 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,159 Speaker 1: not a mean present for me. Oh no, as got me. 120 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: I definitely think Dale's got me. I'm not saying anything. 121 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: I don't even know what Dale's got for the present. 122 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: For whoever he's got, I haven't helped him. Well, how 123 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,280 Speaker 1: do you know who's got them? He told me who 124 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: he had. Why I don't know who Reese's gone. He's 125 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: very secret about this. I was saying how Dale was 126 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: really scared what to get me for Christmas, and he revealed, 127 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: I don't know some part of my Christmas present. It's 128 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 1: a I thought you picked it out. No, no, it's 129 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: a I did I picked something up. But he's got 130 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 1: me this Christmas ball ball which plays a video. I've 131 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: never seen them. He's like, surely you've seen them. I'm like, 132 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: I have not seen I saw a magnet version of those. Yeah, 133 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: but like it's not yeah, like just it plays a song. 134 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: He said that he had to tell me because he 135 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 1: wanted to put photos or videos of Harry on it, 136 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 1: but he didn't really have any on his phone because 137 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,559 Speaker 1: men never take video. That's a whole other topic. Reese 138 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: and I have decided that rather than trying to guess 139 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: what each other wants, because last year I felt like 140 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: I had a bit of a gift fail. So I 141 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: got him this really nice leather laptop bag from Aquilla, 142 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that's really nice. And then 143 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 1: he got me all these like different thoughtful things. It 144 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: was like, you know, your first Christmas was jack Book, 145 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: and then it was like some poo bear Christmas pajamas 146 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 1: and a Christmas jumper with like the personalize on with 147 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: our family Honor and New Balance shoes, all these really 148 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 1: cool things, and I was like, oh, I've only got 149 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: him sort of like one big gift. And then it 150 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: turned out, I know, a couple of weeks after Christmas, 151 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: he revealed that he actually already had a brown leather 152 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: laptop bag. I mean it was from Amazon or something, 153 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: and I felt terrible, but then I was like, hang on, 154 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: you only had me to organize a gift for, like 155 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 1: I had to organize a gift for Jack and all 156 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 1: of our whole family and your family. So that sort 157 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: of went the gilt went away. But Reese is so 158 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: hard to buy for because I don't know, he doesn't 159 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: really like he clothes, but he's got so many and 160 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to pick them out for him. He's 161 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: got his own style, and then I end up buying 162 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: him shoes, and he's got like fifty pairs of shoes. 163 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: So we've decided that we're just going to buy like 164 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 1: a bigger ticket item together that we actually need. So 165 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: I have been wanting a king bed for so long. 166 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: We've got two Golden Retrievers that share our bed, But 167 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: do you think we've had time to organize it? No? 168 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 1: So we're probably going to get it in the boxing 169 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: day sales. But then I'm like, I feel like I 170 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: need to get something small for restonunt wrap, and it's 171 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: really hard to come up with a nice gift that's 172 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: small that's not very expensive, because I was a whole 173 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: point to save money. Well, do you know what I've 174 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: got Dale? I think I can say on this podcast 175 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: he's not going to listen. Well, he asked for some 176 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: ray band sunglasses, So I got those sunglasses for him, 177 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: and I thought that was kind of it because we'd said, oh, 178 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: we want to spend X amount on each other, but 179 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: then he kept saying like how he's got this thing, 180 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: and he'd really like, I know, he spent more on me. 181 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: So I don't want to be that person that's got 182 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: given the shit present. So I went out and I've 183 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: bought It's a digital camera, but it looks like an 184 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: old school camera and it doesn't have the screen on 185 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: the back, and that is so his. He loves all 186 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: that sort of cool stuff, and it takes it like 187 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: an old sort of film camera. I've even heard of them. 188 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, And then because Dad doesn't really take 189 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: photos in it, so you can take photos of Harry. 190 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 1: I thought gets some better photos for the ball ble 191 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: so it doesn't have to very fighting with it. Yeah, exactly. 192 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: And then I also got him because he loves Pokemon 193 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 1: and he's got a Nintendo switch. I got him a 194 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: Pokemon game, so hopefully he likes it. And I'm going 195 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: to be doing a Christmas photo shoot of Harry over 196 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: the next couple of nays, so I'm going to get 197 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: them all printed. Can you do one of Yeah? Yeah, okay. 198 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 1: Do you think you're good at pretending to love a 199 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: bad gift? No? I think my face says it all. 200 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: We have the most expressive faces, Like Jack has got 201 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,960 Speaker 1: that from me. Everyone's like, why is he so expressive? 202 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's from me. That being said, Sophie is 203 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: so good at faking stuff, like because SO and I 204 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,199 Speaker 1: work to fake from because SO and I we have 205 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 1: our PR agency together, and I can't do all that 206 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,719 Speaker 1: fake Like, but do you think she can be fake? Like, say, 207 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: Brandon gave her a gift that she didn't like? Do 208 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 1: you think she can fake that? Because I think it's 209 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,079 Speaker 1: easier when you don't know the person. But I think 210 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: she could Probably, I think she could fake souf thing. 211 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: But then eventually, like a few days later, we'd say, 212 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,839 Speaker 1: oh I hate that. See reason I still have the 213 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: ongoing joke about when he got me a shower caddy 214 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,959 Speaker 1: for Christmas, and it wasn't the only gift, like this 215 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,959 Speaker 1: sound's so spoiled because you got me so many other 216 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: lovely things, but it was the Christmas before our wedding, 217 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: so our wedding was like literally like a couple of 218 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: weeks after, and I was like, this is so unromantic, 219 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,400 Speaker 1: Like we're getting married in a few weeks and you 220 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: bought me a shower caddy. The ship presents beginner's husband 221 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 1: and a wife. Yeah, yeah, we're nearly three years married 222 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: and we've decided not to get each other a gift 223 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 1: and just buy a bed. But yeah, I was terrible, 224 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,200 Speaker 1: Like I can't hide it, and actually like I don't 225 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 1: know why my one of my love languages must be gifts, 226 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: because when people aren't thoughtful, like I actually felt like crying. 227 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 1: Well day Al said the other day, and I don't 228 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: know if he was joking. We were talking about how 229 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: for my car we need to put a better sunshade 230 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,599 Speaker 1: up for Harry, oh yeah, and he said something like 231 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 1: I've purchased it for you for Christmas. And I was like, 232 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,679 Speaker 1: that's not a Christmas present And I said what And 233 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: I said, that's what i' Christmas present. I said, he's 234 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 1: your son too, so there's for him. It's not it 235 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: might be going to be yeah, and he's like and 236 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,959 Speaker 1: he's like, oh, oh no to I'll just give it 237 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: to you. Then I was like, wait, sorry, Like see, 238 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,599 Speaker 1: I suppose it depends how you grow up. Like I 239 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: think Reese is really into like practical gifts, and then 240 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: I've tried to be more practical with his gifts because 241 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: it's so difficult. He is born on the fourteenth of December, 242 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,079 Speaker 1: so I've got to work out a Christmas gift and 243 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: a Birthday gift, and you can't do the same present, 244 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,079 Speaker 1: like you can't do a combined one. But then I 245 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,920 Speaker 1: was really practical for his birthday present. I got him 246 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: an annual membership to the Zoo so he can take 247 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: Jack all the time. I told you, guys, having a zuper, 248 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: I know, but I thought it was good because it's 249 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: like he told me, oh no, don't waste your money 250 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 1: on me, Like we'll just spend it on Jack. And 251 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:44,319 Speaker 1: I'm like well, that's sort of covered the basis, but 252 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: it's for him. Do you know one of my favorite 253 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: things to do on Boxing Day is go and watch 254 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: influencers stories or tiktoks of how they have spent Christmas. 255 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: It used to be the Kadashian's Christmas Eve party that 256 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 1: I loved watching. But yeah, I can't wait for all 257 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 1: the Christmas Day vlogs to come out, Like, even though 258 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,959 Speaker 1: they take a while, this good. I'm loving Vogmas this year. 259 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 1: Well did you hear? Sorry on that? Did you hear that? 260 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: Molly May said that she is spending Christmas just with 261 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,679 Speaker 1: Tommy and his family. Yeah? I thought that was a 262 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: bit controversial. I saw her. I'm sure her family will 263 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,840 Speaker 1: be annoyed. Maybe it's because I didn't spend Christmas last 264 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,000 Speaker 1: year together because they were broken up. Yeah, well it 265 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,559 Speaker 1: made me think her family still angry at him, But 266 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: she said it was because her sister Zoe and brother 267 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 1: in law Danny have just moved into their new home. 268 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 1: So what I take from that is I think they 269 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 1: do live quite close to Molly and Tommy. Oh maybe 270 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: they might be. Molly and Tommy are further away now 271 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: in that new house. But she said because her sisters 272 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,320 Speaker 1: Zoe and brother in law Danny have just built their 273 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,760 Speaker 1: house and moved into it. That's why they're not doing 274 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: Christmas with each other. Sounds a bit sus because often 275 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: the family will sleep over at Molly's house. God. Yeah. Also, 276 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,199 Speaker 1: I feel like you've got to do Christmas at the 277 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: best house, Like if you've got you know, if you've 278 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: got a rich relative that's got the standout house, you 279 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,320 Speaker 1: should have it there. Yeah, one hundred percent, Like at 280 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: our auntie and uncle's. Yeah. Like if you guys had 281 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 1: some fuck off like five million dollar mansion, I'd be 282 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 1: having Christmas there. I'd be sleeping over there, I'd be 283 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: spending the lead up to Christmas there. Yeah. Slightly different topic, 284 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: but how have you gone with organizing Harry's Christmas gifts? 285 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,679 Speaker 1: I'm stressing about it because everyone keeps asking me as well, 286 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 1: like what should I get for Harry? And I don't know. 287 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,680 Speaker 1: Just to put it out there, this is pre recorded. Obviously, 288 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: we're recording on the eighteen, so you obviously you probably 289 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 1: can't order anything. Have you seen the gift guides on TikTok? Yes, 290 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: I watched a few of them. So what I'm thinking 291 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: is I want something practical, So he's getting a ball pit, 292 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 1: like a bootlet ball pit for a hooklet from Mum 293 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,800 Speaker 1: and Dad. And as one of his presents, I've got 294 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: him some clothes. I've got him like a really cute 295 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,439 Speaker 1: country road jumper and some little country road socks that 296 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,560 Speaker 1: are on sale. I'm thinking of getting him some soft 297 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,719 Speaker 1: play stuff, but I was doing my research the other night. 298 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 1: I just couldn't find anything I liked. Like it was 299 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 1: expensive as well. It was even like six hundred dollars 300 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,800 Speaker 1: for some play soft play stuff that looked cool, or 301 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,800 Speaker 1: it was like some really garish bright colors that came up. 302 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 1: That's what I found difficult because I thought I'd already 303 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,439 Speaker 1: purchased all of Jack's presence, you know, I've spent quite 304 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,880 Speaker 1: a bit on them. And then when I put them out, 305 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, this doesn't look like a lot, because obviously 306 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: you know you've got FC's gift too. And then like 307 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, do I need to get him more? 308 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,679 Speaker 1: Like do I need to go down to kmart and 309 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: get him some sort of cheaper stocking stuffers. But then 310 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, he's going to get so much from everyone else. 311 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: I saw this TikTok, and it was like, if you're 312 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,440 Speaker 1: second guessing how many presents you've given your kids, don't 313 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,319 Speaker 1: give them any more house And it was just like chaos. 314 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 1: True that that's actually a really good point because we 315 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,839 Speaker 1: got him a sort of bigger ticket item was like 316 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: a Yoto player. Oh yeah, so I'd like to have 317 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 1: It's sort of a selfish present because I kind of 318 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 1: want to have my phone back because I'm in the 319 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 1: stage where he has to be listening to music whilst 320 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: eating breakfast or in the car. But then that means 321 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 1: I can't like talk on the phone to you or 322 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: you know, listen to a podcast or something like in 323 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: my headphones. It's a gift to you and him. Yeah, 324 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: and it's apparently really good because they can pick their 325 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: own song and skip them and all that sort of stuff. 326 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: So I'm excited for him to get that about that, 327 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 1: And I was like, I might just buy Harry a 328 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:06,000 Speaker 1: CD player, but this one's portable and you can take 329 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,199 Speaker 1: portable ced even then you've got to get CDs, do 330 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,240 Speaker 1: they even? Yeah, but you've got to listen to that 331 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 1: crap a lot. Like I would just want you get 332 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 1: into some quick fire, would you rather Christmas style questions. So, Kate, 333 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: would you rather host every year or never host again? 334 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: Host every year? What about you? Yeah, I think I'd 335 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: rather host every year. I love it. Would you rather 336 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: cook or clean? Cook? Definitely, like a million times over, 337 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: say cooking and cleaning, but I could do both normally. 338 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: But would you rather no presence or no food? It's 339 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 1: funny because I was just saying that presents are part 340 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 1: of my love language. But does that mean no presence 341 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: for me? Like means no presence in general? I think 342 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 1: you've got to go keep the presence in because I 343 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 1: think that's what makes it most special for kids doing Yeah, 344 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,040 Speaker 1: but kids don't care about the food as much like 345 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 1: I think the magic of Christmas Santa and presents, like 346 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 1: I think of that was gone I picked. I mean, 347 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,880 Speaker 1: if it was just present for me, I'd pick food. Yeah, 348 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: I'd forgo presents for me, like I'd have the food instead. 349 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,680 Speaker 1: Would you rather Christmas at home or away? So overseas somewhere. 350 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 1: I'd love to do a white Christmas at some point, 351 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: but I'd have to have all my family there, like 352 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: if my family wasn't there, But definitely at home, like 353 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: I think it would be cool. To do it once. 354 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: But I think that even though, say if you went 355 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 1: to New York or London for a white Christmas, I 356 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,960 Speaker 1: still don't think it would feel Christmasy, even though that 357 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: is like the epitome of Christmas vibes because we're so 358 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: used to summer Christmas. You know what I'd prefer to 359 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: do if I was wanting to have a white Christmas, 360 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 1: I'd prefer to go like maybe on for like a 361 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: week over there or two weeks, but in the lead 362 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: up to Christmas and then Christmas Day at home true 363 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 1: Brandon's family. I remember one year they went to Bali. Yeah, 364 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: I couldn't do it Christmas in Balley, Like that would 365 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 1: just feel wrong. Definitely post Christmas. What would it feel wrong? 366 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 1: Because it's so hot, because it's frogging hot here. Just 367 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I just like being at home. I like 368 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,040 Speaker 1: having my traditions. I like the Christmas tree. In terms 369 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: of Christmas traditions, are there anything that you've brought in 370 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,080 Speaker 1: this year now that you are a mum? Like I 371 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,320 Speaker 1: feel like Christmas traditions become super important when you start 372 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,960 Speaker 1: your own family and it's a chance to actually create 373 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: your own Well, Harry's only eight months, so there's not 374 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,160 Speaker 1: really anything that I've brought in per se, But I 375 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 1: think as he gets older, I'll definitely be looking for 376 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: some more Christmas traditions to bring in. Well, you're doing 377 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: Christmas Eve box, aren't. We spoke about that earlier, how 378 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 1: it was meant to be. Forgot sitting right next to me. 379 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: I've got to paint the box. I forgot about it. 380 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was something I thought of that 381 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,040 Speaker 1: Why don't you just save it for next year then? 382 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: Because well, and just change it to December first box. 383 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: It literally says on it Christmas. Even that can be 384 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 1: changed paint over. Also, I want to do one where, 385 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 1: like before Christmas, maybe one of his presents will be 386 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 1: in the box, because I feel like kids get so 387 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: excited and they can't sleep, so at least give them 388 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 1: something on Christmas Eve. It's so cute because our mum 389 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: has absolutely spoiled our son's rotten and she's been purchasing 390 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 1: gifts all throughout the year, and she said that she 391 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: went to wrap them and realize that real books. So 392 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,920 Speaker 1: she's gotten so many things that she's now been giving 393 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 1: them a few in the lead up to Christmas. So 394 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,119 Speaker 1: she's got a book that she's already given Jack, I'm 395 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,879 Speaker 1: going to give Harry and Luca. And then she knitted 396 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 1: them each a Santa clause. It's just the cutest thing ever. 397 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,119 Speaker 1: And it's so funny because you line them up and 398 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 1: they're all slightly different. It reminds you of the three 399 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: of us, like identical, but there's slight differences. Oh, they're 400 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,880 Speaker 1: so cute. I love them because my Nana made me one. 401 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: It's like exact same. It's it's gorgeous. We haven't even 402 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,240 Speaker 1: discussed how much you're spending on Jack compared to Luca 403 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,560 Speaker 1: and Harry. I've realized, Oh my god, yeah, I know. Well, 404 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 1: I mean the thing is they're not really going to 405 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,480 Speaker 1: chat about what we got them this year, but I 406 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: think that's important moving forward. But one can't get a 407 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 1: facking book and the other one's got like a car 408 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:45,640 Speaker 1: like nah pad. Well, normally we set a budget like say, 409 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: you know, oh, let's spend X amount on Harry and Luca. Like, 410 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: if I'm giving you a gift, you give one to 411 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,879 Speaker 1: Jack that's around the same price. I'm so excited for 412 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: the boys to open their gifts, even though like they 413 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,639 Speaker 1: can't really unwrap gifts, so this best on TikTok. They're like, 414 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,520 Speaker 1: I've spent three hours wrapping presents via baby, and I'm 415 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 1: going to be opening them all. It's so true. The 416 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 1: other night I was like trying to perfectly wrap stuff 417 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is just going to be ripped, Like, 418 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: just get on with it. Stop taking it so seriously. 419 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,320 Speaker 1: But I do like wrapping things nicely. I even sadly 420 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 1: looked up on TikTok tips for wrapping, and then I'm like, 421 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: this is just too pathetic. I mean I did watch 422 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,400 Speaker 1: the Mega Marco special and she gave some good ones 423 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 1: as well. Oh just wrap a bottle of wine and 424 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: a scuff. Yeah. We had a very specific question come through, Amy. 425 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: It's directed at you. Someone asked, I'm still in the 426 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: hunt for a Christmas snow globe with the moving train 427 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 1: inside it that I saw in one of your stories. Hahat, 428 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 1: not a question, but I loved it. Yes, I remember 429 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 1: getting a message about this on my Instagram. Did you 430 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,160 Speaker 1: not reply? No, I replied, but they're not from Adelaide. 431 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: Oh so she can't get it. Yeah, so it's from 432 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: the Christmas Shop in Adelaide, which is on Goodwood Road. 433 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,280 Speaker 1: At Believe Cumberland Park. Oh that is the best shop. 434 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: Every year, I'm like, I'm going to go in there, 435 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 1: but then I end up just driving pus Well. I've 436 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,200 Speaker 1: told this story on the podcast, but for those who 437 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 1: haven't heard it, I went in there the other day 438 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 1: and this guy said that they had a couple come 439 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 1: in and spend like I think it was like fifteenth 440 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: dollars just on Christmas decorations in one hit. Oh my god, 441 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: that's insane. Yeah, it was like getting huge nutcrackers and everything. 442 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: I dream to be that wealthy at Christmas time. Like 443 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: I'm not someone that's like all about money, but when 444 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 1: it comes to Christmas time, I'm like, I wish I 445 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 1: was wealthy because I would just love to go nuts 446 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 1: on the Christmas decoration. You know when they say, oh, 447 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 1: if you ever won lottoh, there'd be signs. Yeah, they 448 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,240 Speaker 1: would be like seven foot high nutcrackers about at the 449 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,960 Speaker 1: front of my house. I think it's like a ten 450 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 1: meter inflatable gingerbread man that looks like ginger Candy from Shrek. 451 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 1: I'd have that, would you? I think that might be 452 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,879 Speaker 1: a bit garish. Would you have someone come in to 453 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 1: do your Christmas tree, like you know how Molly May's 454 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 1: had her Christmas tree perfectly designed. I was thinking about 455 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 1: this the other day because I have Harry now, it 456 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: took me forever to put my Christmas decorations up. I 457 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,400 Speaker 1: actually think I would pay somebody and I'd have one 458 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,479 Speaker 1: tree that maybe i'd decorate myself. See if you're filthy rich, 459 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 1: though you probably have a nanny. Oh no, I don't, Yeah, 460 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, the thing is if you were, 461 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,200 Speaker 1: if you've got a nanny, then why would you feel 462 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,480 Speaker 1: bad about paying someone to decorate your house? No? But 463 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: I like the Christmas tree out, But you're saying that 464 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: I small things like, for example, Day has done an 465 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:06,880 Speaker 1: amazing job at the lights outside this year. But would 466 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,720 Speaker 1: I pay a professional to do it next year to 467 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,359 Speaker 1: save Day? If I won the lottery, of course I would. 468 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,679 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the thing, Oh yeah, I can't stand stringing 469 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: up Christmas lights or taking them down. And also like 470 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 1: it's hard to store decorations. So for example, the seven 471 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 1: foot nutcrackers that I want. I mean, I suppose if 472 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,639 Speaker 1: I won the lotter, i'd have a huge goal. But 473 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 1: they've probably rented. Let's be honest, have you seen those 474 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,479 Speaker 1: mega rich people who they build a house and they 475 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 1: specifically build a cupboard into the wall to wheel out 476 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 1: their like ten meters high Christmas tree. No, what do 477 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: they keep the decorations on it? Yes? So it literally 478 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 1: just I'm sure you've seen them. No, they literally just 479 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 1: push it back in. It's like on wheels decorated. It's amazing. 480 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,000 Speaker 1: I okay, so this woman wasn't filthy rich, but it 481 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,159 Speaker 1: was just a regular Christmas tree. But apparently she had 482 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: like a thousand ornaments on it or something and she 483 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 1: saw yeah, it must have seen something similar where you 484 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 1: wrap the tree in clean wrap and then so you 485 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 1: don't have to decorate it again. I was like, don't 486 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: like that, that's apparent. That's a very I feel the 487 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 1: tree would be all squashed. It's like this year with 488 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 1: Mum and Dad's Balsam Hill tree. Dad accidentally folded the 489 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,719 Speaker 1: branches the wrong way and the tree looks a bit wo. 490 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 1: It kind of looks like and then what is it 491 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,920 Speaker 1: like the English Christmas tree. I'm actually cut because I 492 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 1: love my Christmas tree. But I saw Sophie Jane Miller's 493 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,560 Speaker 1: got the real European fur one, and I'm like, I 494 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: kind of wish I bought that, just a bit of 495 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 1: a difference that as a secondary tree. Yeah see, I'm 496 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,640 Speaker 1: so disappointed because I have a small Balsam Hill tree. 497 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,919 Speaker 1: And Kate, you'll realize, I mean, my office is an 498 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,959 Speaker 1: absolute tip. But you notice it's not up this year 499 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: because whereas like cat Winnie, she's already chewed through one 500 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 1: section of lights on our main Christmas tree and tried 501 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,800 Speaker 1: to like has Dale fixed her though not yet. He's 502 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,359 Speaker 1: an electrician. He'll be able to fix it, but he 503 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: hasn't had time to fix it yet. But I've got 504 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: the little one and I was too scared to bring 505 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,360 Speaker 1: it in because she kept climbing in a So could 506 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 1: you put it outside? For Christmas? We'll be putting it 507 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: in a white party. Okay, Well, I think that's where 508 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna wrap things up. I think we would bloody 509 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: talk about Christmas for another thirty minutes. But I'm sure 510 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: you've got things to do, things to cook. Well, of course, 511 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: I think you've definitely got things to do today. I'll 512 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 1: be running around the kitchen, I think, between looking after 513 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 1: a small child. I don't know if anyone actually picked 514 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: up on it, but Kate and I have children. We've 515 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 1: become those annoying people that just talk about how hard 516 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,160 Speaker 1: it is to be a mum and having children. I'm 517 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,200 Speaker 1: sure there are some other mums listening that are nodding 518 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,199 Speaker 1: their heads in experience. Well, that is where we're going 519 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 1: to leave things to day, but we hope you have 520 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,399 Speaker 1: an absolutely amazing Christmas. We will be back in your 521 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: years for a subs episode, so if you're desperate for content, 522 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,199 Speaker 1: that will be dropping on Thursday, which is Christmas Day. 523 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaker 1: So actually maybe we'll put out on Boxing Day. Just 524 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 1: I think probably you don't need an episode on Christmas Day, 525 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: and we'll also be back in your ears next week 526 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 1: with fresh episodes. If you did enjoy this podcast, would 527 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 1: love if you could leave us a five star review. 528 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on the traditional land of Dagana, 529 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: people of the Adelaide Planes. We pay respect to Elder's 530 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,359 Speaker 1: past and present