WEBVTT - #176: C'k B'k 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.680 Just stood a couple of mitches. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:12.719 Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.080 Is this an intervention, No, it's not an intervention. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:16.200 Well it's a meeting. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.320 That's not an intervention. No, one's in trouble. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:19.800 Jenner and I just have a group chat without you 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:20.840 and that we're very scared. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:25.479 So you have a direct message. I'm not jealous for that. No, 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:26.319 he is. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.400 Michturi and Mitchell coups. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.920 Hello, you are you? 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:33.519 How are you? Mitchell? 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.880 You're not too bad soldier. And I'm going to say 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:40.240 that lame thing that everyone says in a small taught situation. No, 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.080 I'm ready for the year to behavior. 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:43.080 Oh fuck I am. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.680 You and I had the most middle aged conversation we've 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.639 ever had with each other today. We both like looked 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.519 at each other, saw each other's eyebags. I'm like, I 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.320 can't wait for you to be wrapped. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.400 I know that fat fuck sand I better get a 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.520 wriggle on. I tell you totally for to be over it. 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.520 Just be on the fire A Sanda lost his impact. 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:00.960 What do you mean he doesn't have as much impact 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:01.720 as he once had? 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:03.880 What do you mean more it's because you're not a child. 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.520 You're not as excited about it. I thought of an intruder. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.400 I love a man to climb into my house in 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:09.600 the middle of the night, and you know. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.760 You're like, hey, I'll squeeze through your chimney too. 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:15.440 I'm like, uh, load your sack on the anytime, right 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.959 MEA No, I just I feel like he's lost his clout. 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.959 Like we used to talk about mister and Missus Clause 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.440 with a mister and Missus Smith of my generation A 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.520 mister and missus is that the name to mister and 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:30.040 missus brad Pitt and like they were hot and sexy. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:30.960 Everyone wanted to be them. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.280 Who the fuck wanted to be mister and Missus Clause 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.400 because they were hot and six because what I think, 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.280 because they were like they were the couple, like he 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.080 was traveling the world while she was at home with 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:41.640 the elves. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:45.080 Like God, they work well together. Codependency monogamy one I won. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.120 Yeah, right, did you? I actually thought of you a 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.600 few months ago because there was some article in the 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.200 news about the fact that shopping centers are having a 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:54.280 Santa shortage. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:56.680 Yeah, I can't wait to hear how this reminded you 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:56.960 of me? 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.040 Well, because I was like, you do a great job 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.600 if you'd slapped a on, like you don't have the age, 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.040 but you can act as Santa quite easily. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:10.400 Though cats take a suit off my lap. I'm really good. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.280 See that's why I thought of you. It's only a 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.440 one day course. They just train you to be Santa, 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.440 and they pay you extra if you've got your own 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.360 gray hair and don't require a week, or you've if 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:19.600 you've maintained a white beard. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:19.920 That's me. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.680 So you wouldn't get paid as much as some of 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.839 the top tier Santas. But honestly, I don't think they're 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.280 fussy because I've seen some fucking busted looking sand in recent. 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:29.000 One hundred percent. I remember one stand on one year 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.720 at Westfield. Miranda had no front teeth. What do you 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.800 want for Christmas? I go take my gift, get yourself 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:36.639 some fucking benches Anti. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.600 I remember during COVID when it probably wasn't COVID safe 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.440 to get a photo with kids on Santa's lap. Yes, 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.960 oh I do. The Ashfield shopping Center put this fucking 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:50.400 hellish Santa mannequin with sunglasses on for people to get 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.600 photos with, and it was the most haunting thing you've 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:53.640 ever seen in your life. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.120 Well, you know, I've been Sancha at the Sydney Children's 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:57.080 Hospital for sick kids. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.320 See that doesn't surprise me one bit. That's why I 0:02:59.320 --> 0:02:59.839 thought of you. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.720 Natural and I was a kid like I was probably twenty, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:03.920 and I was dressed as Santa. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.839 Well, you're going to have to cease your hot girl walk. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.480 If you're going to go for a Santa gig. You 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.800 need to have that jolly big belly. Oh my god. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.320 The photo of you with Santa, he told you I 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.679 post is online. Put that in our Facebook group. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.440 I will. I don't know about this, children, I haven't Yeah. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.840 Oh yeah, you can crop that man. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.120 Oh okay, you with Santa. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:22.600 Sure. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:23.560 Hey. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:28.680 Speaking of Christmas, I've officially booked my flights. Christmas night, 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:34.120 ten pm I am flying out of Sydney. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:37.440 And I'm going to Scotland for Christmas. For Christmas, well. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.640 Technically for New Year, because i'm flying out Christmas night 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:43.040 so by the time I land in Glasgow it'll be 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.160 Boxing Day. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:45.000 Wow. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.240 Okay, I'm going to Scotland for New Years. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:52.080 That's exciting, but also fuck me, the thought of doing 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.600 that flight to the UK right now kills me. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.280 Or Youah, I should say whatever, I've only done it. 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.040 I've never been to Europe. I've been to London, but 0:03:59.080 --> 0:03:59.880 i've never been in where. 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:03.040 Okay, so you've done the London flight. So you pretty 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:04.160 much now what you're getting yourself into. 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.200 Now, I was twelve, I was it might be worse. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.320 Actually, if it's to Scotland, that might haven't me longer. 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:09.880 I think it is. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.160 Yeah, I've got to go Sydney to Dubai, Dubai to 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:13.240 Glasgow direct. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.640 My parents went to Scotland recently and daughter to door. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:19.040 It was like thirty five hours. Uh yeah, yeah, I 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:19.440 don't know. 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:22.080 I'll be all right, I'll be okay, but you want 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.080 to know something truthful. But I've been thinking. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:27.800 I think I'm anxious to solo travel. Oh really, yeah, 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.839 I feel like I'm going. I'm meeting Britney. My radio 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.880 co ho was Britney Hockley. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.400 Oh so but just the actual travel part you'll be silent. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.320 Well no, yes, the travel part will be solo. Yes, 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.320 but I'm meeting Britt boxing Day. Her boyfriend is a 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.600 professional soccer player for the Celtics. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.000 And so once you're there, she'll kind of be the 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:43.360 trip mum. She'll do all the admin. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.360 Well, I'm there for three weeks, she's there for one week, 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.520 and I'm staying at her apartment with him, so i'd 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:50.440 have to pay accommodation. We're doing the Scottish Highlands. I'm 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:54.120 having New Years in Edinburgh Castle with the fireworks. However, 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.200 New Year's Day. For two weeks until the fourteenth, I'm 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:58.719 traveling solo around Europe. 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:02.480 Oh god, this is so cliche. This is so cliche. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.160 White girl guys there a breakup and travels to Europe 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:05.960 to find herself. 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.680 I found myself. It's like I'm maybe losing him again. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.719 You never know. Good luck with the search though, keep looking. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:13.440 What do I do? 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.720 Where do I go? It's winter. It's zero degrees right 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.680 now in Prague zero You know me. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.240 I do kind of like cold weather. None if it's 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.160 like New York winter cold. That was too fucking much. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:24.560 I think it's gonna be that cold. I want to 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.080 get a fur coat and walk through the street. Have 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:30.440 you been to Amsterdam? I'm thinking no, of course, not, no, no, never. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.200 I was about to go full Real House fives on 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:32.480 you there. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:33.320 Oh funny, yeah, no. 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.120 Have you watched The Real House at the Sydney yet, 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:35.719 sorry to pivot. 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:36.559 No, no, don't pivot. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:38.680 No, I haven't, but I want to save some things 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.560 for the flight months until I go. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.880 So is it just me on the flight? Should all 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:46.400 apps have the option to download y Netflix you can 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.720 do it, which is where Housewives is. I don't think 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:52.440 you can download pieces Stand you can do it, love Standing, yep, 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:53.560 stand and stander on it. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:55.200 Netflix you can. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.799 And there is another one that I didn't expect, Apple 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:59.640 TV plus you can. 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:00.599 I did that. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.240 I watched a lot of Morning I was like, money 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:07.280 was every episode. So I'm banking up some shows to watch. Okay, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.280 I'm so excited. I book my flights. I've chosen my seats. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.120 I splurged them premium economy. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.000 I'm going with the premium economy. 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.279 I think it's only two seats instead of like four four. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:20.560 Is it a three four four three? I'm an idiot. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.719 Three four three. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.640 It's two too many numbers. He's saying that it's only 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:26.679 a row of two seats. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:30.000 Correct. Okay, that was God, you're a brain. I love 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:30.760 to think like you think. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.839 I was like, I'm not needing all this information. I 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.520 think I have the information I need. I'm not the 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:36.400 two seats in the row. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.240 It also has like a little bed that got like 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.840 the legs. It's got like a little bed that goes up, 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:44.080 and it also behindes like essentially into a full bed 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:44.839 and nothing. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:45.960 Is it just me on the fly? 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:47.440 Yeah? 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.760 How fucking good is a reclining chair? Oh my god? 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.480 I think I need to invest because when I was 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.000 home at bog and Gate, I was sitting in Dad's 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:56.560 reclining chair and I got so much work done because 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.720 A I was so comfy, and B it's a bit 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.359 of admin to get up once the lap tops on 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.000 your lap, I can't fully reclined elle on the couch 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.920 not the same reclining chair. I agreement, I need to 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:06.280 get one. 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:06.680 I agree. 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.080 I want a lazy boys with they call her a 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.760 fat boy, like a lazy boy couch. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.080 Like a lazy boy sofa. Yeah. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.440 Do I want like a big fat soft cat like 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:15.360 social reclinent. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.160 Yeah yeah, not a lazy boy. In terms of partner, 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.720 I like someone with ambition. Yeah, this is premium economy. See, 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.440 like you get like a little like a footbed. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.720 That reclining foot chair thing that doesn't go high enough. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:27.120 Look at that? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, she's just posing 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:27.880 for a photo though. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.200 Look this looks nice. I'm sure you're gonna have a 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:31.880 lovely flower. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:33.840 I'll be fine. Yes, I'm very excited. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.320 But Idiot's the reason I bring this up now is 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.760 if anyone's done euro Solo, please message me and make 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:40.680 me feel better. 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:43.200 What is there to do? Where do I go? Should 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.640 I do Paris? Should I do Amsterdam? I'm Dutch. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.320 I might want to go to the Netherlands and see 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.200 some like old family things like my grandma's house. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.160 I don't know, So you're actually going to have to 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.280 do all that while you're there, like figure out what 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.880 bus do I get on to So you're leaving it 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.560 all open, not booking anything in advance. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:07:59.920 I will book bits and bobs. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.840 Okay, yes, I think that's kind of more exciting to me. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.760 It is. What should I go do today? 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:05.040 Yeah? 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.320 And I've allocated six days at the end for London, 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:08.680 so I've got friends in London. I want to go 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.640 see Graham Norton, I want to go do see some 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.880 West End shows. So I'm going to have a good 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.280 chunk of London at the end because I fly home 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.360 from London. Yeah. But yeah, I've just booked the flights. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.840 Idiots who've done that or have been to Europe in winter, 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.200 or know where I should go, or if you know 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:22.680 me well and. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.600 From Europe right now, maybe you could play too a guy. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.560 Oh my god, Yeah, I need gorgeous man over there 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.280 in London or in Europe. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.520 Message me that's true. 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.520 Yeah, you can be in my backpack. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:39.080 I got a message from someone recently who I'm friends 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:43.040 with on Facebook. Yeah, and he told me, Hey, I'm 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.679 going to be coming back to Australia and I'd love 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.360 to catch up with you again. And I was like, 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.080 who the fuck is this man? 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:54.160 Oh, apparently you hooked up with him? Yeah, when I 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:57.360 don't remember, and you had it in my Facebook. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.320 He said that he's been to my house. Wow, we 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.679 didn't fuck, but apparently we met out and about in 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.680 Newtown and he came back to my place for like 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.719 kick on drinks and I made out with him, but 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:08.080 I have no memory of that. Wow. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.199 Well it's clearly a good makeout because he wants to 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:11.840 see you again four years later. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.080 Yeah, and that's the first time that's ever happened to 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.760 me where I've just forgotten someone that I've made out with. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:18.560 Holy fuck. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:19.880 That's scary. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.080 Are you going to see him? I don't know if 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.720 that's appropriate, but like his friends, you can be friends. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.640 I suppose potentially. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.760 Because I had to basically outright ask him, who the 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:31.400 fuck are you? Can you refresh my memory? 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:31.839 Thank you? 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:32.680 Oh my god? 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.640 All right, well listen, welcome to Is it just me? Everyone? 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.040 Every show we start with and is it just me? 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.240 Something we've noticed, something we had to appreciate. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.440 We're hand and the reins over to a listener today. Sure, 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:44.800 who's kicking things off for us? 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:46.760 Oh my god, my brain just quite literally went to 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.040 throw to thirteen one o six ' five. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:49.959 I've done that much radio. I'm like, I've had hell. 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:51.880 I mean, if you want to call it the only 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.920 one at six five guy Friddy, it's but it's not 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:54.680 going to get you very far. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.280 No. We have a river in Sydney, High River. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.880 I love La Darlan. Hows things doing well? 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:03.520 Doing well? 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.280 How long have you listened to the show? 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:09.880 For about a year or so? I discovered it off 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.320 sinces that TikTok and yeah a while but yeah. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.640 Cute, beautiful, thanks for checking it out. I'm glad you're 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:16.600 still here a year later. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.760 Yeah. Well, Bradley or can't you in and you want 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:19.560 to hit us with your region? 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:20.920 Definitely, let's go. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.000 Is it just me? 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:30.560 Should foot traffic always be done on the left? 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:31.679 Oh? 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.480 Like yeah, well in this country yes. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.319 I think normally, yes. But I'm one of those people 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:40.040 that like zig zags through everyone because I walked ten 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:41.839 times faster than everyone. So I'm gonna do a lot 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.560 of overtaking. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:43.600 Yeah, I'm the same. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.480 But once I overtake, I always make a point to 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.599 zip into the left to be like fuck you, just 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.280 so you can because that's how you do it. You 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.439 always go to the left even after overtaking. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:53.640 Yeah, don't you think? River? 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:57.120 Absolutely? And so what throws a spinner in the works 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:59.880 is he goes right top rights the other. 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:01.720 Week like a shopping center. Yeah. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:05.120 Yeah, the escalators top ride go on the right. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.400 Ah, they go up on the right. 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.319 Oh my god, I actually noticed that. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:11.880 Why do they do that? Do you know why? 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:12.160 River? 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:16.559 I don't, but multiple people have gotten two hugs, gone 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:20.640 up the down escalator and cause hole. It's really funny 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:21.199 to watch. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.200 I mean, I always check which way it's going before 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.200 I jump on, but I did when I was out 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.360 doing the rug sniffing thing with Oscar. We tried about 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:28.960 the escalator and you're a wrong line. 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:32.640 Okay, wait, but surely escalators it's not based on design 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.439 because they're just steps. They could just chuck it in reverse, 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.040 so clearly there's a reason for it to go the 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:38.400 other way. 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:40.600 Aroun. I'm going to google it because the escalators look 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.439 the same. I'm googling it. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:46.360 They called escalators or travelators, depends on where you are. 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:47.560 I think it's the same ship. 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:49.959 I forgot how bad Top Ride shopping center is? This 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.160 is posted to Reddit. Why does the top four Calrs 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.480 Park have no entrance? It's a nightmare. I took the 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.760 escalators up one level, only realizing you have to loop 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:57.199 the whole. 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.480 Center to get to the next. Wow. Everyone is completely 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.640 so pissed off with the shopping center. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.640 Really, that's where they had the best rug smell. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:04.600 Interesting. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:06.600 Oh my gosh, that's It's not just me. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.360 Look at these epic fail there's a whole Reddit thread. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.320 There's a YouTube video epic fail at escalators top Ride. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:14.880 What Yeah, people are complaining about it. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:16.320 Do you know what? I don't think they should also 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.880 have more of you know, like the Bay Run or 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.600 something where they've got the walking track and a separate 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.440 bike lane. Yeah, and then arrows for which way people 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:27.480 should be walking on which side. I do find that helpful, 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.560 because if I'm walking on a regular footpath, then they 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:31.280 don't have a bike lane. I've nearly got knocked the 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.840 fuck out plenty of times. Oh god, yeah, which is 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:35.920 on me? I don't really What the fuck was that river. 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:38.360 Through a horn? 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:39.040 Oh? 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.160 Okay, they agree with the escalators. Actually they agree. 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:43.200 Yeah, got so. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.319 Could be started on bike lanes, Like that's a whole separate. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.240 You don't like that I'm talking about, like if it's 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.559 a footpath and bike lane, not on the road road 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:52.320 with the cars. It's like a foot path that has 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:53.199 a separate bike. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:56.920 Bit right, No, like bike pads. I'm always about to 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.679 get run over by like someone on their bike. 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.319 I'm disillusioned. I'm like, if someone hit me on a bike, 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:03.680 I'd still sue them even though it was in a 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.120 bikelade like I did. Some bike lanes to me aren't 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.960 part of the law. You know what, You're lucky to 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.600 be to bike lane. You're lucky we let you bike 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:12.760 drivel like the rest of us. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:14.640 It sounds so old right now, I do and I 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:15.120 don't mind. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:15.319 River. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:15.920 How old are you? 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:17.520 I'm thirty? 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.800 You see, well there you go, River. All right, thanks 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.040 for listening, River d M Jenna and we'll get you 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:27.640 a prize. Okay, thank you, we love you, Thanks for listening. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.840 See your river. What a sweethearts. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.080 If you want to come on with an is it's 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:32.920 me of your own, you can hit us up at 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.559 a couple of mitches on Instagram, or sendate the text 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:36.240 on this number. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:48.600 Oh far too till nine A two zero two nine. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:52.240 That's right. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:54.160 Oh that was the wrong one. Send us a text, 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.839 didn't have the senate the text. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.719 Play alternate, I alternate, we. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.520 Have that's my favorite part where you goes than at 0:13:59.559 --> 0:13:59.840 the text. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.240 Well, we've got a B side, we've got a demo version, 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:03.200 and then we've got a release. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:03.840 I didn't know that. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.360 Yeah, yeah, different options. Got an extended intro and it' 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:08.600 to forward announce what we've got a radio edit. Yeah, 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:09.840 plenty of options from Oscar. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.600 Okay, anyway, many options. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.720 That is still the number. However, send us a text 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.439 to be featured on the show. It's easy. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.000 So I made a bit of a cock of myself 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.240 over the weekend when I had my Adelaide and Perth 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:26.200 shows charted my comedy tour. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:27.920 What did you do? Was it on stage? Was it 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.560 backstage or was it before the show? 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.840 Well, there's two examples. One of them was during a flight, 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.320 one of them was on stage. Actually, it's not quite 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.480 like you to admit your fuck ups as well. You 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.600 like to just you know, get wiggle your way out 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.520 of them or never talk about them again. That's true. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.320 And I'm not like dwelling on the whole weekend as 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.960 a disaster, right. It was Actually it was actually really good. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.640 That were like some of my best shows I've ever done. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.760 To it, it was great. It was a tiumph looking 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.640 back success happy. But you know how there's like socially 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.800 awkward moments that you just kind of think, uh, and 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:57.600 you dwell on them a. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.400 Bit, yeah, and then you die inside when you think 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:00.880 back to them exactly. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.120 So there were two moments like that that happened. Do 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.440 you remember not long ago on the podcast you were 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:10.280 telling me you went to the airport and someone thought 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.880 that you were offering to pay for their lunch, and 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.480 it was a really awkward moment where you had the 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.760 opportunity to be a good samaritan doing a random act 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.920 of kindness. But i'd all misunderstand. 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.480 Yeah, I accidentally paid for their food and it was expensive, 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.640 and then I said, oh. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.160 Please refund it because you're not paying for their food. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.200 Yeah, and they were already thanking you, going, thank you 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.040 so much, that's so kind, and you were like, fuck that, no, 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:31.920 give me the money back, please the person mind the 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.920 count I made a fuck up. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.760 They thought it was a hidden camera prank. Ellen was 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:36.240 about to appear and they were about to get a 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.240 thousand dollars thanks to you know, snapfish. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.640 Yes exactly, and so similar, I had the opportunity to 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.720 do a random act of kindness and shout someone's lunch 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.840 lovely yeap. So you know how, when you're on the 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:54.080 flight itself, if they bring around the snack cart obviously water, 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.920 tea and coffee, that's complimentary, but they've also got the 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.560 menu and you can order snacks and stuff and pay for. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:00.680 That use your own money. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.960 Yep. Yeah. So there was an old lady sitting next 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:06.200 to me and she was ordering up a fucking feast 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.120 like she was going hand. She got a like chicken 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.880 and let a sandwich, a banana bread, some pring gorsel, 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.840 little can of lemonade. She was loving it. And then 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.280 she pulls out her purse to try and pay for 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.800 the snacks on board, right, and they said, oh, I'm 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:21.280 so sorry. We only do card. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:22.720 Oh. 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.000 And so she pulls out the iPhone and tries to 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:26.840 do the Apple Pay, yeah, pay for it, which kind 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:28.320 of shocked me, by the way, because I'm like, if 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.080 you're carrying coins, I did not expect her to be 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.800 advanced enough with technology to have Apple Pay. O. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:35.320 I know where this is going on. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:36.120 That really shocks me. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:37.200 I've been in a similar situation. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:37.840 Yeah, have you. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.200 Yeah, this is terrible yep. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.400 And so they said to her, sorry, ma'am, we also 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.480 don't do Apple Pay. We don't do cash or Apple Pay. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:49.200 The only option is a physical card. Yes, So she 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.080 couldn't pay for a food and I felt so bad 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:51.400 for it. 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:52.840 Was it already on her trade table, like I they 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:54.080 already put a bana bread and a print. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:55.800 H No, they hadn't handed it over, but they were 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.280 dangling it in front of her. It was on the 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.400 tray but still on the WHEELI thing. Yeah, gathered it 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:03.000 all together at the payment step. That's where she had 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.320 to hurt it. She only had cash or Apple pay. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:06.080 This is so awkward. 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:07.960 Everyone's standing in the galley and people are trying to 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:09.760 get to the bathroom. It's very stressful. 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:11.240 Oh, I have so much to say about that. That's 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.719 a whole other fucking rand by the way. Yeah, and so, 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:18.800 because I'm a genius, I knew from having made this 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:22.760 mistake pry that yes, they only accept physical cards on 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:24.280 the plane when you want to buy a snack. 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:24.720 Yes. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:27.240 And so right as I was about to check my 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.840 suitcase in you know how you have the self check 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.480 in thing for your suitcase. It's on the conveyor belt. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.520 It's literally about to go. And then I went, oh shit, fuck, 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:37.480 that's all right, I need my physical card. So I 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.280 reached in. I knew where the wallet was. It was 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.280 in that pocket on the lead of the suitcase. You 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:44.360 know where you put your dirty underas easy access. Yeah, 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:46.480 it was in there. So I just quickly reached in, 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.480 grabbed my physical card, chuck the wallet back in off 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.080 the suitcase, goes a smart cook. Fuck. Yeah, I remembered 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:54.800 last minute to get the physical card, and so I 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:59.000 stepped in. When I neighbous or whatever couldn't pay for 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.240 her feast. I was like, do you know what? I 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:05.200 got this? Mavosh my shower. It's so fine. I've got 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.760 this once again similar to you. She was like, thank you, 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:09.840 thank you, thank you so much. And I was like, no, 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.359 it's no trouble, it's fine. I'll just grab my physical card. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:15.359 It was my fucking Medicare card, wasn't that. 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:16.600 Oh no? 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:20.960 Oh no, I grabbed the wrong card out of the walet? 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:22.920 Oh fuck? Oh no? 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.520 So then how did you tell Mavis that you did 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.040 you break it to her that she wasn't getting the 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:27.719 naanty bread? 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:30.639 Well, it was pretty fucking obvious. Everyone saw it. I 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:33.160 pulled it out of my backpack and the flight attendant's there. 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:36.639 She's there, and we're like, oh, actually no, I'm so sorry, Mavis. 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.719 I really thought I had my physical card. I just 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:40.159 grabbed it out of the wall that didn't check in 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:42.320 the rush of my bag on the conveyor belt. I 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.480 just grabbed what I thought was my card. I thought 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:46.080 it was in that slot and chucked it in my pocket. 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:48.040 Do you build banana bread? 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:52.040 Well, actually, the flying attendant was so humiliated on my 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:55.080 behalf that she personally paid for it. She did not card. 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:56.400 She did not she did. 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.720 What the fuck the flight attendant because I'm to my 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:01.080 rand an active kindness? 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:03.360 Wow, did you have to pay it back? No? 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.440 No, the flight attempt was like, honestly I got this. 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:07.120 Oh my god, that is so nice. 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:08.040 That was really nice. 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:09.760 Did you order anything to well? 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:11.760 Now, I couldn't could I didn't have a physical car. 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:13.520 Did Mabos off you a fucking pringle? 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:14.000 No? 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:17.000 Cow, I just I kind of went red and didn't 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:18.919 really want to interact with Maybes ever again. 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:21.119 Totally where were you seated? We were the ile middle style? 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:22.440 Are you in thes was in the middle? 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:22.680 Yep? 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:24.119 Oh my god. So the poor person on the window, 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.040 I had to be like these fucking people. 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:27.280 They were asleep, they were dead to the right. 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.520 Oh no, that's very stressful. 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.120 It was mortifying because I'm like, I get the opportunity 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:34.119 to be like a hero right now, and then I 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:35.600 fucked it up. It was a med to kick car. 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:37.840 You and I had terrible people. We both had the chance, 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:40.320 and it was I tried enough. 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:42.199 I tried. You had the chance and you chose not 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:42.480 to know. 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:44.919 In fact, I did it and then I retracted it. Yeah, 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:47.440 even worse? Or what's the second? What else happened. 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:53.040 The second one was on stage yep, right, So you 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:56.040 know I was talking in the Monday episode about if 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:59.200 I don't have my nails well done, then I'm a 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:01.560 little bit distracted. Like in my mind, if I've got 0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:05.480 a beautiful set of like polished, shiny fingernails, all is 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:07.399 right in the world. I can conquer the day. Yes, 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:10.600 So it was similar to that. Have you noticed You 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.200 might have even noticed in the studio if I've got 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.000 my hair untied, I've got my hair out. Sometimes if 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:19.400 I'm in like a performance scenario, beat the podcaster on stage, 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:22.320 I will almost use my hair as a fidget toyh 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:25.560 I have to release the nerves. Yes, And there was 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:28.800 one time where my show was filmed in Brisbane and 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:31.080 I have my hair out, and as I'm watching it 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:33.840 back trying to edit social media videos, I was like, Fuck, 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.280 that's annoying. I keep touching my hair. Just leave it alone. 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:37.520 Are you noticing it watching it? 0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:40.560 Yeah? Yeah, it was annoying me. And so I was like, 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:44.920 right from now on when I do comedy shows, hair up, 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:47.159 hair up in the ponytail with a scrunchy. Also, it 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.080 looks kind of cute, so it works for me, and 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:51.200 I find that if I've got the hair up, I'm 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:54.640 just a little bit more grounded because I'm not fiddling 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.399 with it, you know, I'm just a little bit more present, 0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:59.280 a little bit calm. It just works done. And also 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:01.240 there's no opportunity for me to get fucking sweaty on 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:03.160 stage if I got the hair out. Sometimes I feel 0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:05.800 little sweaty. I'm like, yeh, that's gross. So tied up. 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:10.000 That's just the easiest solution. So my Perth show, I 0:21:10.160 --> 0:21:13.680 was backstage in the green room, and this green room 0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:17.520 wasn't like literally backstage. It was down the hallway ages 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:20.520 away from the actual stage where I'd be performing, and 0:21:20.560 --> 0:21:23.520 so I couldn't hear what was happening. I would have 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:26.200 missed my cue, And so I came to an arrangement 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:29.680 with the guy pressing play on my here's Mitchell Koomb's 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:33.280 intro music. He said, I'll text you saying good to go. 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:36.440 Then thirty seconds later I'll hit go on your music. Wow. 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:36.760 Okay. 0:21:36.800 --> 0:21:38.520 So in that thirty seconds I had to stand by 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:40.080 the door with my ear to it and making sure 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:42.680 I get the queue right. And so I get that 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:45.880 text saying we're good to go, and then I went, 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:48.199 fuck me, fuck, I need a time of hair up. 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:50.480 Where's my scunchy? Where's my fucking scungy? Yeah, I have 0:21:50.560 --> 0:21:52.320 my hair out in the green room. And now I 0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:54.159 didn't know. I kind of lost track of time. I 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:55.639 didn't realize I was going to get that text. So 0:21:55.640 --> 0:21:57.480 soon were you alone in the green room? Yes? I 0:21:57.600 --> 0:21:59.320 was at that time, and I was actually doing my 0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:01.280 hair with the dice in air out. Yeah, And so 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:02.760 I got the text and I was like, fuck, fuck fuck, 0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:04.960 where is where is my scrunchy? I can't tie up? 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:07.240 And then I was like, I've got thirty seconds now, 0:22:07.320 --> 0:22:09.480 so I can't fuck around too long looking for it. 0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:11.080 So I'm just gonna have to go out there with 0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:13.320 my hair out tonight, I guess. And so I did. 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:16.320 Like the first fifteen minutes of the show with my 0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:18.520 hair down, it looked fucking great. I was having good 0:22:18.520 --> 0:22:20.520 hair das, so it's not a big disaster, okay. But 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:22.680 then eventually I started to find it a bit distracting, 0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:26.000 and so I just said to the crowd. I was like, listen, 0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:27.560 can I be real with you? Does anyone have a 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:29.800 hair tyight that I can borrow? Can I borrow a 0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:32.040 hair type, please, And then I see all the ladies 0:22:32.040 --> 0:22:33.640 in the room. Some of them start to like take 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:36.600 their own hair tie out, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:38.399 you don't. You don't have to sacrifice yours. I just 0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:40.080 I could not find my scrunchy. I just need one. 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:42.159 If anyone has a spare, that's okay. And then I 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:44.720 hear everyone start yelling at me. Couldn't really decipher it. 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:48.280 It's just like I think, what Yeah, everyone points at 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.480 me and goes, it's on your wrist. 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:55.760 Mitchell, Yeah, this was it a scrunchy or was a 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:56.439 hair tie. 0:22:56.680 --> 0:22:58.639 It was this exact squnchy that I've got in my 0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:00.720 hair right now. That's fucking huge, And it was on 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.960 my wrist. Oh no, And I just didn't think to 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:04.440 check there. 0:23:05.080 --> 0:23:08.040 You're stressed. You were stressed. I was jet lagged. 0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:10.879 I swear the Perth time zone difference is enough to 0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:11.959 be jet lagged. Oh no. 0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:13.760 So that was at a great moment of the show. 0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:15.640 Though everyone was like, ah ha ha, I was on 0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:16.199 his wrist. 0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:19.760 I mean there was part of me thought that's kind 0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:22.119 of funny. You couldn't write that. Yeah, yeah, that's kind 0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:25.560 of funny, but that was also just like wow, that 0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:27.639 was one of the biggest laughs of the night, and 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:32.240 people were laughing at me, you know, like it worked, 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:33.920 but I was also feeling like a dickhead. 0:23:33.960 --> 0:23:36.639 You know, Midcheery's Midge Cheery. Mitch Comb is a great comic. 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:38.920 We spent the night laughing at him. Isn't the review 0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:39.840 that you wanted from the night? 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.359 I can imagine? No, no, wait, did I see that 0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:43.040 social clip? 0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:43.359 What did you do? 0:23:43.440 --> 0:23:44.240 And you did another clip? 0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:44.439 Oh? 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:45.760 And I saw your spanks clip. 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:48.800 Oh yeah, that was the wardrobe malfunction in Brisbane. 0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:51.359 You love like a wardrobe moment, It's very very you. 0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:53.600 Oh, I don't love a wardrobe moment. Happened one of 0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.680 those moments that just keeps like repeating in my brain. 0:23:56.880 --> 0:23:58.240 So what, oh, what a funck? 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:00.480 We did? You put it up in the show? Did 0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:02.119 it work? Did the confidence boost kick in? 0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:04.040 Yeah? I tied it up then and there and then 0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:05.920 we were good to go. Do you ever have those 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:07.879 moments there where it just repeats in your mind and 0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:11.440 you're like mortified, and sometimes if you remember it, you 0:24:11.600 --> 0:24:13.639 just go ooh, nap, oh my god, shut that down. 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:14.440 I don't want to think about it. 0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:15.480 Oh you know what I said on the air. 0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:17.320 I was interviewing Marshal Heins the other day and I 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:19.399 asked her if she was grood, if she was one. 0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:20.880 I wanted to know if she was great or good. 0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:22.720 I'm like, are you're great, marsh Up? But I'm like, 0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:23.439 that doesn't sound right. 0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:23.840 Are you good? 0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:24.240 Marsh Up? 0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:27.479 But instead I went, Marsha, are you good? And then 0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:30.080 she went, honey, you know she's so beautiful, carries on. 0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:31.480 But then the whole day I'm like. 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:32.320 I fucking said. 0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:35.800 I asked Martia Heins, if she's grud? A you are 0:24:35.880 --> 0:24:38.080 grud like you know when you merge two words together. 0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:38.320 Yeah? 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.080 Yeah, I was like, cause someone who just speaks at 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:42.120 such high volume, and you know me, I don't prep 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.120 plan any prean see, I do it all the time. 0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:46.640 I don't prep. That was my brain going prep and plan. 0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:49.520 I don't prep nor plan anything. I just speak. So 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.359 sometimes my brain's like two words just push it. 0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:54.920 Together and runs quicker than your mouth one hundred percent. 0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:56.720 So I asked Martial Heins if she was g good. 0:24:57.000 --> 0:24:58.119 Couldn't stop thinking about that. 0:24:58.520 --> 0:25:03.239 I've got another like deep seated, embarrassing memory from when 0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:06.080 I worked here, and every time it pops into my mind, 0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:09.400 I'd just like, Oh, let that leave your mind. Let's 0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:10.960 not dwell on that, because it's like I get red 0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:11.639 thinking about it. 0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:13.440 Yeah, you know what I do? Oh do you want 0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:14.040 to talk about you know? 0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:14.480 Should I? 0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:15.480 Yeah, fucking do it. 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:20.520 It was like, oh, it was when when mortifying? So 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:24.439 this was not long before I left my job here 0:25:24.440 --> 0:25:26.359 at Kids. I was sitting out there at that desk. Ye, 0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:29.720 And because I was at that point in my life 0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:33.240 where I was just a fucking a hot mess, didn't 0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:35.080 give a shit, and I'd already resigned, I think. So 0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:36.560 I was sitting there vaping at my desk. 0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:37.800 Yeah, of course you cocked out. 0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:40.520 But I used to like steal in turn PiZZ vape 0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:42.159 all the time, and I would vape at the desks 0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:46.480 really subtly all the time, right, And so at this 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:49.280 particular moment, I wasn't paying attention. I had a hit 0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:52.080 of the vape at my desk. As the boss walks 0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:56.080 through the content director and he goes, Mitch, no vaping 0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:59.240 at your desk please. And that's not the mortifying part. 0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:01.120 That's quite that's quite respectful. 0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:03.760 Yeah, he goes, just keep the vaping for outside. But 0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:07.600 what came out of my mouth next is the mortifying part. 0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:10.480 I don't know why this is what word vomited out, 0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:13.520 but I said to him, oh, Pete, and I did 0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:14.520 it all the time, so you're gonna have to have 0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:15.199 a word to him too. 0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.920 Fuck you, you're a snitch. I know what a dog 0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:20.120 at totally. 0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:21.879 And do you know what happens? He did have a 0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:24.119 word within turn Pete, and I was like as he 0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:26.480 walked away, I literally turned to the person that sat 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.360 next to me at the time, I was like, the fuck, 0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:29.240 why do I just do that? 0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:31.640 It's too much. I just knocked on him, You're a bitch. 0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.040 To this day, every time that memory pops in, I'm 0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:35.320 just like, oh, I don't think about it. Don't think 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:37.320 about it in like, why the fuck do I say that? 0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:39.399 What a piece of shit? The nicotine in your blood. 0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:40.640 You weren't in control of your life. 0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:42.359 I can't believe it's film under the bus and like 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:44.040 it just came out before I had a chance to 0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:44.480 think about it. 0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:45.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been there. 0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:48.000 I had a experience recently when I was like in 0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:50.840 the bedroom with someone and the dirty talk was fine 0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:52.639 in the moment, and then after when you have that 0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:56.800 post night clarity the things that I was saying, Shakespeare 0:26:56.880 --> 0:27:00.960 couldn't come up with the tall tale that I spin 0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:03.480 in the things that I tell someone I'm gonna do 0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:04.600 to them, I never fucking do. 0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:07.679 See. I don't really venture into dirty talk too much 0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:10.960 because I'm scared of that. It's awful dread afterwards, like 0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:13.600 what the hell came out of my mouth? No, I can't, 0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:16.840 I can't know, it's so bad. What did you say? 0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:17.440 What you say? 0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:20.800 I don't want to. I'm we're unlocking now what. 0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.040 I just like stupid things that you dwell on for 0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:24.399 no reason because you're mortified, just. 0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:24.880 Makes me sick. 0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:26.680 And the other person like do they laugh at me? 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:29.000 They thinking this is they seem to like it. 0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:31.120 They finish, what did you say? 0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.920 No? I don't remember, you know. It was just along 0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:36.359 the line one do you like that? Like you're loving that? 0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:39.399 Yeah? X y Z okay. 0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:41.920 And it's like, what a dumb thing to say if 0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:43.440 you get a fucking croissant from a baker to go, 0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.000 you got my fucking croissant, Like, oh god, it's. 0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:48.280 Imagine like, oh yeah, you like that? And they went 0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:51.439 name yes, they would stand it. I don't know how 0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:52.360 I got in this situation. 0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:54.439 Actually, be honest, you're just on top of me. If 0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:55.240 you weren't, i'd leave. 0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:55.960 Yeah. 0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:57.840 No, That's why I don't really dabble in dirty talk, 0:27:57.920 --> 0:27:59.280 because I'm just I don't think i'd be any good 0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:02.760 at it, and i'd over I don't need four things overthink. Also, 0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:04.680 when you think Mitchell and Sewan, do you think that's 0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:06.840 two people that are good at dirty talk both of us? 0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:08.000 Absolutely not? 0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:11.120 Yeah, no, No. There was one time that, oh god, 0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.119 this is so oversharing. Tell me, I'm gonna have to 0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:16.719 check if Sean's okay with me leaving this out. There 0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.680 was one time that I let it rip on his 0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:21.320 chest and you know what he said? 0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:21.480 What? 0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:22.840 Oh? 0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:23.440 Well done? 0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:26.760 Oh? 0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:28.720 I was like, I was well done. 0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:32.159 That to me when I finished, well like, you're a 0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:34.000 tottle who's just presented a fingerpainting. 0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:34.920 Well done. 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:38.880 Someone's getting fingered up? Oh god, is it just me? 0:28:41.400 --> 0:28:44.080 Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app. 0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:46.480 If you don't, you're a little bitch. 0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:50.480 Now, if you were listening to last Monday's episode, I'm 0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:52.520 fucking going to be pushing my memory now, is it 0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:54.240 one seventy three. 0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:56.960 You remember these episode titles love You, I don't, I 0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:57.400 just don't. 0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:59.240 I could be wrong, but I think it was last 0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:03.200 Monday where I brought to you a moment from the 0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:06.320 Real Housewives of Sydney. Oh yeah, of course, where I 0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:10.160 noticed that one of the housewives, Nicole, she was teaching 0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:12.560 her daughter to cook, and when she said the word cook, 0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:16.600 it was the shortest syllable ever. Remember this, This is a. 0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:19.240 Very basic pasta that I thought I would show you today. 0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:21.440 It's very important for a while to learn to cook. 0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:23.360 It's very important for anyone to learn how to cook. 0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.600 And we were obviously just taking the pits out of that. 0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:29.320 For some reason, we just dwelled on that little detail 0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:31.360 that she says cook and the really fast syllable. 0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:32.640 She cuts the o's out and it's just. 0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:39.120 It's singapostrophe k. And so when I first saw that, 0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:41.320 I kept rewinding it and rewatching it because I found 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:46.280 it so funny. Well, episode seven of Housewives came out, 0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:48.720 so you can imagine I had a fucking feel day 0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:53.360 when they went to the launch of Chrissy's cookbook. Yes 0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:56.520 they wrote it, they all do it, they all do. 0:29:56.760 --> 0:29:59.080 Yes, it must be a rich white lady thing. It 0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:01.200 must be the dialect because they. 0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:06.040 Have I don't say cookbook weird? Do I with that? 0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:06.600 Too quick? 0:30:06.640 --> 0:30:07.880 You're not a rich white lady. 0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:10.520 I just thought you meant Aussie accent. Oh no, no, 0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:13.040 because I know cook No, they all do have that 0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:15.600 trippy as and suburbs accent. You know. 0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:17.880 Wait, so Chrissy was launching a cook book. 0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:20.040 Yes, and they all went and they all. 0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:20.880 Have the same issue. 0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.200 Well no, not all of them, but this was Chrissy, 0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:27.120 a different housewife, and she also shortens the fuck out 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:29.680 of anything with a double low. I recorded it for 0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:30.280 We have a Listen. 0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:32.320 I'm actually surprised you invited Kate. 0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:35.720 The whole reason I started this cookbook was because it 0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:37.880 was about family and friends coming together. 0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:40.120 Doesn't matter how Kate behaves, I'm still. 0:30:40.000 --> 0:30:40.640 Going to include her. 0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:43.280 This whole cookbook idea is that you don't have to 0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:45.040 be good at cooking to be able to cook. So 0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:48.960 it says, like, turn nob on, this is what this 0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:49.840 cookbook's about. 0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:53.000 God, it's somehow better. 0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:56.080 Actually, I think we wait, we need to get her 0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.320 stop Watch out because Chrissy actually somehow has made it 0:30:59.400 --> 0:30:59.960 a shorter word. 0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:04.080 Wait, I'm going to play them both side by side. 0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:05.760 Yeah, so the first time was Innicle. 0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:06.880 Okay, so this is Nicle. 0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:09.600 This is a very basic pusta that I thought I 0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:10.480 would show you today. 0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:12.680 It's very important for a while to learn to cook. 0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:14.560 It's very important for anyone to learn how to cook. 0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:16.480 Oh, it's worse. 0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:18.880 Yeah, I'm actually surprised you invited Kate. 0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:21.880 The whole reason I started this cookbook was because. 0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:26.640 That's so funny. I don't know why I find it 0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:27.360 so funny. 0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.680 It's got to be a rich person there, it's got 0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:31.680 to be, because that's fucking that's nuts. 0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.960 Like this bitch is literally in the field of making 0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:37.400 food and dare I say cooking? Yes? 0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:40.360 And yet she said that like that cookbook that's so funny. 0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:42.240 And you know she's donating all the proceeds from her 0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.480 cook book to Ron McDonald house. That isn't it. 0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:47.680 Yeah, that's actually very nice. Who's the first lady? Nicole? 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:48.320 Nicole? 0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:49.800 I'm just shocked that she was overtook. 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:57.320 It shocks me. Oh my god. Oh anyway, Oh my god, 0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:58.680 I thought of a stupid one. But I don't know 0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:00.840 how to say this. This might be hard, Actually, yeah. 0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:03.040 It's hard to work it in spin a tall tail. 0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:04.720 Sometimes giving it good backstory helps. 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:09.200 Yeah, okay, Well I was going for a walk at 0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.440 the dog park the other day and there's a lady 0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:15.120 walking a dog right in front of me, and the 0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:18.400 dog just does a shit, oh god, on the path 0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:20.040 right in front of me. It all happened too quickly. 0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:22.400 I was looking at my phone, so I didn't see 0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:25.800 it coming. I literally trod in dog shit and I 0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:29.440 was like, oh my god, these are brand new joggers. 0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:32.080 What the fucking now? They're ruined. And the lady was like, 0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:34.479 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about that. I'll buy 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:36.320 you a new pair. Where did you get them? I said, Oh, 0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:37.440 I got them from athletes Foot. 0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:41.280 Interesting, they're a good pair of Brooks. 0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:43.360 What you said that too quick? 0:32:44.800 --> 0:32:47.320 The shoe brand Brooks. Oh, it's hard to get an 0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:51.680 S on there. Yeah, it is nice that the ladies 0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:55.200 all in the book launch, you think. 0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:58.080 Yeah, no, that is nice of them. So I'm this 0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:02.120 guy you're dating, Yeah, where's this headed? You know you're 0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:03.920 going to become official? Or is he more of a hooker? 0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:04.160 Oh? 0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:08.040 I can't say cook, that's hard. Hook can't be sure. 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:09.280 It has to be hook up. 0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:11.719 Oh yeah, up has to be completely normal hook up. 0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:13.800 No, I think it's I think it could be more 0:33:13.840 --> 0:33:16.920 than a hook up. No, epis that one's too hard. 0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:17.240 It's hard. 0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:18.480 It could be a little fuck that. 0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:20.040 Go. 0:33:20.280 --> 0:33:24.000 My brain's fright. Honestly, I am so fucking busy and 0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:26.920 burnt out at this time of year, Like, don't even 0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:30.160 ask me to hang out. I've got no spare time. 0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:30.880 I'm fully booked. 0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:33.280 Yeah, and Mitchell, I saw you today. I thought, God, 0:33:33.360 --> 0:33:33.920 he looks sure. 0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:37.680 You know, let me tell you. You know, when I 0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:40.000 was in Perth, Yeah, yeah, you're right, of course, all 0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:40.280 over it. 0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:40.680 You know. 0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:44.200 I told you that the hotel upgraded me to a 0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:46.200 nicer room because one of the people that works there 0:33:46.280 --> 0:33:48.040 is a fan, which was really lovely. I had a 0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:51.680 fucking gorgeous spa bath in this upgrade and room you 0:33:51.760 --> 0:33:53.720 said that you got, Yeah, yeah, gorgeous, And so I 0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:56.400 had a quick soak in the spa bath before the show, 0:33:56.560 --> 0:33:59.320 quick relaxing moment. I had the Jets going football. 0:33:59.360 --> 0:34:01.560 That was fun with that, I'm sure, no doubt. 0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:04.040 Yeah, and I'm sitting there on my phone, which is 0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:06.200 a risky move, you know, Yeah, yeah, you're using your 0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:07.600 phone in the bath, but do it all the time. 0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:10.920 And then, of course this one fucking time of all times, 0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:14.080 my bloody dropped it. It slipped out, fell into the 0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:17.319 spa bar fully submerged. Then because the jets are going, 0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:19.719 I couldn't fucking find it. Was a bit foggy of it. 0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:21.040 Oh my god, where's the phone? So by the time 0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.719 I pulled it out, like the phone, there was no 0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:25.000 saving it. It was put. 0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:29.000 Oh no, it was broken, was it? 0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:31.680 I think that was a bit too long. I agree 0:34:33.120 --> 0:34:35.000 you told me to make them back still longer, but 0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:36.680 I think I'm getting a bit too carried away with it. 0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:39.080 I get so stressed. It's like a jump scare. I'm like, 0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:44.080 the fuck is it coming? My phone's now? You really 0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:46.960 have me on ten hooks about that entire story. I 0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:48.480 know we have the long stories, but I've. 0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:53.320 Given I'll keep this one short. And see, remember last 0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:56.440 week because we had those pots of ours on eBay? 0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.920 Remember last week I texted you a photo of me 0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:02.160 holding the bowl and here you go pop that on eBay? 0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:04.000 Did you get those eBay listings done for me? And 0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:06.880 you said, oh, where are the pots? 0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:07.480 Yeah? 0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:09.680 Did you take them home with you? I didn't have them. 0:35:09.719 --> 0:35:11.799 That was stressful and I said, no, I won't have them. 0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:13.680 I left them on your desk and I was like, 0:35:13.840 --> 0:35:16.279 don't tell me you lost the pots. Where did you 0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:16.719 put them? 0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:17.879 Oh my god? 0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:20.279 Actually, funny story. Someone took them from the kitchen the 0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:22.600 cleaner and put them in the dishwasher. Yeah, took them 0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:25.879 and put them in the dishwasher. Yeah, you know, back 0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:28.040 to that story that I told about getting lost in 0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:32.359 the National Park. The guy was really good. He put 0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:34.760 up with it, you know, like we had good bantering connection. 0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:36.920 And he was so upset about how that lady treated us. 0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:38.960 And the only negative like thought, you know when you 0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:40.480 leave a date and you have negative thoughts, like you 0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:42.320 think about all the red flags, green flags. Yeah, the 0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:45.360 biggest red flag to me. He was just such a. 0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:48.920 That was a good movie, Thank you. 0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:50.040 The story was waning a little. 0:35:50.040 --> 0:35:53.080 I had to get it out. Oh fuck, I love that. 0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:55.279 I love the Housewives. I feel like there'd be more 0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:56.960 because it has to be the o's that they ad. 0:35:57.360 --> 0:36:00.880 It's like the vowel syllables, like there'd be a you. 0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:02.600 I want to keep watching and looking. 0:36:02.760 --> 0:36:04.919 I wonder if it has to end with the letter 0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:07.000 K because cook and book both. 0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:12.839 I can't believe how fucked Chrissy is. That's really bad, worse, 0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:14.719 and she just kept saying it. 0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.279 I was like, read one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh 0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:21.479 my god, yeah, I can't think of any other words. 0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:25.520 Well, you know how I'm wanting to move out of home. Yeah. 0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:28.399 I was at an open house recently because I'm looking 0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:29.000 at rentals. 0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:30.520 You went for a quick look. 0:36:30.880 --> 0:36:33.799 Yeah, well we're all quick look and the real estate 0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:35.759 agent was going, this property, you'll love, Mitchell, i'manna tell 0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:37.359 me about it. Then when it's got a gorgeous two 0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:42.440 car garage, a beautiful French style kitchen on sweet pantry, 0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:48.719 and a reading, I was really excited. I thought I 0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:51.600 could get into this. Let me have a look, look 0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:58.120 me in me in love of it. Gosh, there's not 0:36:58.200 --> 0:36:58.960 many other words. 0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:03.680 I'm thinking of a lot. But it has to end 0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:05.360 with that, because I tried to say hook up and 0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:05.839 you can't. 0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:07.480 Just know you can't up, No, you can't. 0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:09.040 Like I was going to say, oh that sounds like 0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:09.440 a brook. 0:37:09.640 --> 0:37:12.480 Yeah, it doesn't work right on that note, shall we go. 0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:15.160 Job we leave. I'm so determined now if we think 0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:15.920 of more, they'll hit us. 0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:18.080 I'm sure we'll let you know. But in the meantime, 0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:22.920 we need to go yeahsty. 0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:22.840 One more times hilarious. 0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:24.520 I'm actually surprised you invited Kate. 0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:27.920 The whole reason I started this cookbook was because it 0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:30.120 was about family and friends coming together. 0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:32.880 Doesn't matter how Kate behaves, I'm still going to include her. 0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:35.080 This whole cookbook idea is that you. 0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:36.839 Don't have to be good at cooking to be able 0:37:36.880 --> 0:37:39.040 to so it says, like, turn nob on. 0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:42.040 This is what this cookbook's about. 0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:43.319 You don't overthink things. 0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:45.359 Right, so good, so good. 0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:46.200 I can't get enough? 0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:46.719 Oh can I? 0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:47.560 All right, let's go. 0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:49.640 Thank you for listening, guys. We' see on Monday. 0:37:50.360 --> 0:37:54.120 Mug Toba well, mug member, mug member, A couple of 0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:57.600 days left. No, it's literally it's day the thirtieth. Oh shit, 0:37:57.719 --> 0:37:58.280 so tomorrow. 0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:00.359 So if you're listening to this the day at drop, yeah, 0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:03.239 you've got like mire hours left to order us the 0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:05.360 last these mugs will never be available. 0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:07.839 For sale again, exactly. Yeah, last chance you get season 0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:09.000 five limited run mug. 0:38:09.080 --> 0:38:10.879 But also of you don't buy one, I don't mind 0:38:10.920 --> 0:38:14.000 because it's getting very Oh the admin of filling out 0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:15.920 these mugs like it's a good problem to have. We're 0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:19.560 selling heats the fuck poor Mitchell, but happy to do 0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:20.919 it because it's only for the month. 0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:23.160 Correct, a couple of hours left to buy a mug. 0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:25.600 We love you and we will see you all on Monday. 0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:28.200 Catch you then, idiots. Thanks for listening, baby, Yeah? 0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:29.880 Is it just me? 0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:32.200 A podcast by a couple. 0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:35.960 Of Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:38:56.360 --> 0:38:58.759 Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on 0:38:58.800 --> 0:39:02.239 the end. Oh, you've got to be done before, don't 0:39:02.280 --> 0:39:04.000 I do? It's three fifty two. Let me make this 0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:07.040 short and sweet. That's one thing we cannot fucking afford 0:39:07.200 --> 0:39:11.919 not to do in eighty deep brief is remember ages ago? 0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.640 I'm talking ages ago. Yes, we got a call from 0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:17.719 Trisha from Canada. I do came on with an is 0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:19.520 it just you of her own ye, and she told 0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:22.760 us that she was going to send us some Canadian tooks. 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.839 You know, I'm so mad because I knew that one 0:39:25.960 --> 0:39:27.640 was gonna happen, and I wanted it. I just thought 0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:29.480 of that, I wanted to do what I wanted to 0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:29.800 tell it. 0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:32.400 She was going to send us tooks, which is for 0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:33.479 some reason, what they. 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:35.600 Call what we would call the be beanie in Canada 0:39:35.880 --> 0:39:38.239 and so extra fit because it gets so fucking cold 0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:38.680 in Canada. 0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:42.000 Yeah, exactly. And so she sent that months and months 0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:43.920 and months ago, and I remember her checking and going 0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:45.320 have you got them yet? And we were like, no, 0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:47.480 I don't know. If there was some issue with the postage, 0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:50.000 maybe it took ages, maybe they got lost, and so. 0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:52.160 Full transparency, it did sit in my pigeon hole for 0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:53.879 about a month before I knew it was there. 0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:56.400 Well, this is the thing I said to you, like 0:39:56.760 --> 0:40:00.279 last week, whatever happened to Tricia's two g are that? 0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:01.640 And you'll be like, oh, I've got them upstairs now 0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:03.680 I know. Oh, you just kept forgetting them. Bring it 0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:06.600 up this poor Tricia woman. If you're listening, yes, we 0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:10.040 receive them and we're opening. We've got it. We said 0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:12.240 we would do it live in the show. Poor Jenne's 0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:12.560 not here for. 0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:16.280 Her to be fine. I'm trying to find a Canadian 0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:18.240 national anthem, but I don't think it exists. 0:40:18.920 --> 0:40:22.400 I'm sure they have one, Oh the country, it exists. 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:26.640 No, I met on the on the database here what 0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:27.840 is Canadian music? 0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:32.560 Justin bieber Shanai Twain's Canadian there here we go. 0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:35.080 Oh, Canada. 0:40:36.000 --> 0:40:36.680 Oh fuck me? 0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:37.000 What? 0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:39.200 Oh my god, Oh my god, jo. 0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:43.000 Wait what she had a note in here explaining which 0:40:43.080 --> 0:40:45.160 two belongs to which person? But it's not there. It 0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:48.600 must have fallen out. Oh no, fuck, what are we 0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:48.960 going to do? 0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.839 Well, I'm going to Scotland, so I need the thickest one. 0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:53.520 Can I look show me? 0:40:53.880 --> 0:40:58.720 Oh god, look at this one that is Thick's memory. 0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.960 She said that this one's for Jenna. Yeah, a big 0:41:02.040 --> 0:41:04.520 one that kind of looks like a beret correct a bell? 0:41:04.960 --> 0:41:07.160 How you say I don't want that one? 0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:07.640 Why not? 0:41:07.840 --> 0:41:09.319 Because can I see the other ones? 0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:11.120 Well, there's this one that has got the Canadian flag 0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:13.000 on the front. That wouldn't make much sense going to Scotland. 0:41:13.360 --> 0:41:14.279 Yeah, and what's the other one? 0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:19.160 Same deal? Let me try the try that one that 0:41:19.320 --> 0:41:20.600 is through to you, because that one doesn't have the 0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:23.560 flag in it. It's oh, that actually does kind of 0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:24.040 work for you. 0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.280 No it doesn't. I look like an idiot. 0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:29.200 It's give it a bit tea cozy, but it works. 0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:32.719 I like it very Thick. Let me have a look. 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:35.480 I'm gonna put mine on two Jesus, it looks very 0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:38.719 to Beanie suit me. They actually do because your hair 0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:40.879 pops out at the bottom. Normally beanie's cut off hair, 0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:41.719 but yours looks great. 0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:43.640 Yeah. I can't have my hair done up inside a 0:41:43.680 --> 0:41:45.719 beanie because you just see this huge hump. People will 0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:47.840 think I've got some sort of growth underneath the beanie. 0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:49.759 I like to pull out the front of my quiff out. 0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:51.560 Oh yeah, that that actually works. 0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:52.920 Don't you get gray one or the black one? I 0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:57.200 don't mind, Yeah, cheer I like it. Well, I'm gonna 0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:58.680 Actually I was thinking I needed to buy a bit. 0:41:58.719 --> 0:41:59.960 Oh it's too small on my head. 0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:01.640 I didn't want to say it, but yeah, that's why 0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:03.600 I said, maybe you should go for the big baggy 0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:06.360 beret one. Well, thank you, Twature, if you're listening. We 0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:08.759 received them and they're fucking adorable. What very lovely. 0:42:08.800 --> 0:42:11.960 And here there's our here, there's a little by the 0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:14.440 looks of it, there's a little treat in there like snap, here. 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:18.240 We have Tweature was also sent to some hickory sticks. 0:42:18.440 --> 0:42:19.560 Oh read them out? 0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:19.759 What what? 0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:20.959 What? What's a hickory stick? 0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:23.520 I don't know. It looks like you know the chips 0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:25.879 that we get here where it's the French fries. It's 0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:29.760 the really thin chips that you get with the assorted packets, 0:42:30.040 --> 0:42:32.080 not like actual French fries. I'm talking to the chips, 0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:35.399 chips like the packet French fries. Oh are you trying 0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:36.640 to take them off me? Do you want to have first? 0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:37.319 You open them? 0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:40.200 You open first your Google hickory sticks. 0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:41.080 And of course she. 0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:43.000 Would have explained it on the note, which has gone 0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:44.600 a well, which I feel really stupid about. I bet 0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:46.239 it's in the boot of my car, my hickory. 0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:49.440 Sticks eleven fifty nine Hostess hickory sticks. 0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:55.040 Oh, oh my god, holy shit? What does that taste like? 0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:57.560 What does that taste like? Oh? Reminded me if something 0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:58.160 very specific? 0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:01.080 I know, I can already smell it. I'm gonna blow 0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:03.120 your mind. Cheese and bacon shapes. 0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:05.520 Yes, oh my god, it is that. 0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:06.479 It's cheese and bacon. 0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:10.400 Holy fuck. That is lovely. Wow. Yeah wow, I mentioned 0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:13.160 cheese and bacon flavored French fries chips. That's what it is. 0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:14.880 Oh they lovely? Are they Canadian thing? 0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:16.759 Baths on your Google crunch much chaste? 0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:18.919 Yo? I can only assume that that's why she would 0:43:18.960 --> 0:43:21.279 have sent her that it's like a uniquely Canadian thing. 0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:24.040 Yeah, a Canadian favorite says, Oh. 0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:28.480 It's fucking delightful. That is lovely. Are you right with 0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:32.560 my hickory sticks and my tuk Jenna? What's her name? 0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:34.239 Well, what's her name? 0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:35.320 Trisha? Trisha? 0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:38.560 I just called Adrena. Thank you? 0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:39.440 Give them back? 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:41.520 Why'd you put them out an there? Look at you 0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:43.479 putting them aside with your bag like you're just gonna 0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:46.480 take them home? Fuck you? What more? 0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:49.200 Trisha? Thank you? And if any internationals are listening and 0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:51.719 you want to send us international treats, please yeah, we'll 0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:55.440 take what. I just won't say no, Tricia, that's very sweet. 0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:55.719 Thank you. 0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:57.920 I heard another podcast I listened to. 0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:01.080 They were ramping on about pigs like they're like a 0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:03.200 pink UK lolly and they're like the best thing in 0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:03.799 the world if. 0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:04.719 You're in the UK. 0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:07.799 What's a Percy pig? Want to try one? Oh shit, 0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:11.120 it's Harry Connick Jr. Harry Connick Junior is calling. Look 0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:11.799 on the phone lines. 0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:13.040 Oh is that what I had to go up for? 0:44:13.280 --> 0:44:15.440 Harry Connor j Well, he's early, he can wait till four. 0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:17.680 Fucking Tony'll have to produce a Tony's out there. She'll 0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:20.160 have to answer the call. Thanks for listening everyone. Thanks Trish. 0:44:20.239 --> 0:44:22.160 We hope this podcast made you feel at least two 0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:25.759 percent better today. That's all so we do. I had 0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:28.040 so much more to say. Fuck Harry connic Sorry. 0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:31.520 We've been silenced by has been celebrity Harry. We can 0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:32.000 just keep talking. 0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:34.160 And if he could hear this on hold and you 0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:35.440 just called him has been. 0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:37.719 He wouldn't be able to no possible way. 0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:39.840 How is he calling early? That's rare for a celebrity 0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:40.400 to be early. 0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:44.080 Well, he wouldn't answer. It was his PR people that 0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:47.279 would then connect him calling. Look at that, Yeah, because 0:44:47.320 --> 0:44:49.160 that now called Tony my ep to go. Why didn't 0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:50.720 you answer? And she'll go because you were two minutes 0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:51.960 early and they'll fight and fight and fight. 0:44:52.120 --> 0:44:54.400 Oh god, the Joey is a fraidy. 0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.640 Isn't it? Lovely and live and fun and entertainment and 0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:57.399 we'll see you in a week. 0:44:57.480 --> 0:44:59.719 Thank you for he's calling mac? Oh shit, let me 0:44:59.760 --> 0:44:59.960 take it. 0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:02.760 Hold on Hello, guys, this is kiss. 0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:05.640 Hello, it's Lacy here. 0:45:06.520 --> 0:45:08.400 Really good? Can I pop you on hole for two seconds? 0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:08.839 Do you mind? 0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:09.480 Absolutely? 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:09.879 Thanks? 0:45:10.400 --> 0:45:12.880 That's fine, mins, no problem, Okay. 0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:13.600 Well I've got to go. 0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:15.880 Well, that's that done. I had so much more to 0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:17.120 say in the day to abray. 0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:19.240 But I'll just have to save it your silence, Mitchell, 0:45:19.320 --> 0:45:21.040 you've been gagged gag order again. 0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:22.239 All right, let's go. 0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:25.080 I gotta go see how goodye is? 0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:29.000 It? Just me a podcast by a couple of Miches. 0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.719 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.