Speaker 1: Just stood a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: Is this an intervention, No, it's not an intervention.
Speaker 1: Well it's a meeting.
Speaker 3: That's not an intervention. No, one's in trouble.
Speaker 1: Jenner and I just have a group chat without you
Speaker 1: and that we're very scared.
Speaker 3: So you have a direct message. I'm not jealous for that. No,
Speaker 3: he is.
Speaker 1: Michturi and Mitchell coups.
Speaker 3: Hello, you are you?
Speaker 1: How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 3: You're not too bad soldier. And I'm going to say
Speaker 3: that lame thing that everyone says in a small taught situation. No,
Speaker 3: I'm ready for the year to behavior.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck I am.
Speaker 2: You and I had the most middle aged conversation we've
Speaker 2: ever had with each other today. We both like looked
Speaker 2: at each other, saw each other's eyebags. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can't wait for you to be wrapped.
Speaker 3: I know that fat fuck sand I better get a
Speaker 3: wriggle on. I tell you totally for to be over it.
Speaker 2: Just be on the fire A Sanda lost his impact.
Speaker 2: What do you mean he doesn't have as much impact
Speaker 2: as he once had?
Speaker 3: What do you mean more it's because you're not a child.
Speaker 3: You're not as excited about it. I thought of an intruder.
Speaker 1: I love a man to climb into my house in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night, and you know.
Speaker 3: You're like, hey, I'll squeeze through your chimney too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, load your sack on the anytime, right
Speaker 2: MEA No, I just I feel like he's lost his clout.
Speaker 2: Like we used to talk about mister and Missus Clause
Speaker 2: with a mister and Missus Smith of my generation A
Speaker 2: mister and missus is that the name to mister and
Speaker 2: missus brad Pitt and like they were hot and sexy.
Speaker 1: Everyone wanted to be them.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck wanted to be mister and Missus Clause
Speaker 3: because they were hot and six because what I think,
Speaker 3: because they were like they were the couple, like he
Speaker 3: was traveling the world while she was at home with
Speaker 3: the elves.
Speaker 1: Like God, they work well together. Codependency monogamy one I won.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, did you? I actually thought of you a
Speaker 3: few months ago because there was some article in the
Speaker 3: news about the fact that shopping centers are having a
Speaker 3: Santa shortage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to hear how this reminded you
Speaker 1: of me?
Speaker 3: Well, because I was like, you do a great job
Speaker 3: if you'd slapped a on, like you don't have the age,
Speaker 3: but you can act as Santa quite easily.
Speaker 1: Though cats take a suit off my lap. I'm really good.
Speaker 3: See that's why I thought of you. It's only a
Speaker 3: one day course. They just train you to be Santa,
Speaker 3: and they pay you extra if you've got your own
Speaker 3: gray hair and don't require a week, or you've if
Speaker 3: you've maintained a white beard.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: So you wouldn't get paid as much as some of
Speaker 3: the top tier Santas. But honestly, I don't think they're
Speaker 3: fussy because I've seen some fucking busted looking sand in recent.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. I remember one stand on one year
Speaker 2: at Westfield. Miranda had no front teeth. What do you
Speaker 2: want for Christmas? I go take my gift, get yourself
Speaker 2: some fucking benches Anti.
Speaker 3: I remember during COVID when it probably wasn't COVID safe
Speaker 3: to get a photo with kids on Santa's lap. Yes,
Speaker 3: oh I do. The Ashfield shopping Center put this fucking
Speaker 3: hellish Santa mannequin with sunglasses on for people to get
Speaker 3: photos with, and it was the most haunting thing you've
Speaker 3: ever seen in your life.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I've been Sancha at the Sydney Children's
Speaker 1: Hospital for sick kids.
Speaker 3: See that doesn't surprise me one bit. That's why I
Speaker 3: thought of you.
Speaker 2: Natural and I was a kid like I was probably twenty,
Speaker 2: and I was dressed as Santa.
Speaker 3: Well, you're going to have to cease your hot girl walk.
Speaker 3: If you're going to go for a Santa gig. You
Speaker 3: need to have that jolly big belly. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: The photo of you with Santa, he told you I
Speaker 3: post is online. Put that in our Facebook group.
Speaker 1: I will. I don't know about this, children, I haven't Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can crop that man.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you with Santa.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Christmas, I've officially booked my flights. Christmas night,
Speaker 2: ten pm I am flying out of Sydney.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to Scotland for Christmas. For Christmas, well.
Speaker 2: Technically for New Year, because i'm flying out Christmas night
Speaker 2: so by the time I land in Glasgow it'll be
Speaker 2: Boxing Day.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to Scotland for New Years.
Speaker 3: That's exciting, but also fuck me, the thought of doing
Speaker 3: that flight to the UK right now kills me.
Speaker 2: Or Youah, I should say whatever, I've only done it.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Europe. I've been to London, but
Speaker 2: i've never been in where.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've done the London flight. So you pretty
Speaker 3: much now what you're getting yourself into.
Speaker 1: Now, I was twelve, I was it might be worse.
Speaker 3: Actually, if it's to Scotland, that might haven't me longer.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got to go Sydney to Dubai, Dubai to
Speaker 2: Glasgow direct.
Speaker 3: My parents went to Scotland recently and daughter to door.
Speaker 3: It was like thirty five hours. Uh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll be all right, I'll be okay, but you want
Speaker 1: to know something truthful. But I've been thinking.
Speaker 2: I think I'm anxious to solo travel. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going. I'm meeting Britney. My radio
Speaker 2: co ho was Britney Hockley.
Speaker 3: Oh so but just the actual travel part you'll be silent.
Speaker 2: Well no, yes, the travel part will be solo. Yes,
Speaker 2: but I'm meeting Britt boxing Day. Her boyfriend is a
Speaker 2: professional soccer player for the Celtics.
Speaker 3: And so once you're there, she'll kind of be the
Speaker 3: trip mum. She'll do all the admin.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm there for three weeks, she's there for one week,
Speaker 2: and I'm staying at her apartment with him, so i'd
Speaker 2: have to pay accommodation. We're doing the Scottish Highlands. I'm
Speaker 2: having New Years in Edinburgh Castle with the fireworks. However,
Speaker 2: New Year's Day. For two weeks until the fourteenth, I'm
Speaker 2: traveling solo around Europe.
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is so cliche. This is so cliche.
Speaker 3: White girl guys there a breakup and travels to Europe
Speaker 3: to find herself.
Speaker 1: I found myself. It's like I'm maybe losing him again.
Speaker 3: You never know. Good luck with the search though, keep looking.
Speaker 3: What do I do?
Speaker 1: Where do I go? It's winter. It's zero degrees right
Speaker 1: now in Prague zero You know me.
Speaker 3: I do kind of like cold weather. None if it's
Speaker 3: like New York winter cold. That was too fucking much.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be that cold. I want to
Speaker 2: get a fur coat and walk through the street. Have
Speaker 2: you been to Amsterdam? I'm thinking no, of course, not, no, no, never.
Speaker 2: I was about to go full Real House fives on
Speaker 2: you there.
Speaker 1: Oh funny, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: Have you watched The Real House at the Sydney yet,
Speaker 3: sorry to pivot.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't pivot.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't, but I want to save some things
Speaker 2: for the flight months until I go.
Speaker 3: So is it just me on the flight? Should all
Speaker 3: apps have the option to download y Netflix you can
Speaker 3: do it, which is where Housewives is. I don't think
Speaker 3: you can download pieces Stand you can do it, love Standing, yep,
Speaker 3: stand and stander on it.
Speaker 1: Netflix you can.
Speaker 2: And there is another one that I didn't expect, Apple
Speaker 2: TV plus you can.
Speaker 3: I did that.
Speaker 2: I watched a lot of Morning I was like, money
Speaker 2: was every episode. So I'm banking up some shows to watch. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I book my flights. I've chosen my seats.
Speaker 2: I splurged them premium economy.
Speaker 3: I'm going with the premium economy.
Speaker 1: I think it's only two seats instead of like four four.
Speaker 1: Is it a three four four three? I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: Three four three.
Speaker 3: It's two too many numbers. He's saying that it's only
Speaker 3: a row of two seats.
Speaker 1: Correct. Okay, that was God, you're a brain. I love
Speaker 1: to think like you think.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not needing all this information. I
Speaker 3: think I have the information I need. I'm not the
Speaker 3: two seats in the row.
Speaker 2: It also has like a little bed that got like
Speaker 2: the legs. It's got like a little bed that goes up,
Speaker 2: and it also behindes like essentially into a full bed
Speaker 2: and nothing.
Speaker 3: Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How fucking good is a reclining chair? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I think I need to invest because when I was
Speaker 3: home at bog and Gate, I was sitting in Dad's
Speaker 3: reclining chair and I got so much work done because
Speaker 3: A I was so comfy, and B it's a bit
Speaker 3: of admin to get up once the lap tops on
Speaker 3: your lap, I can't fully reclined elle on the couch
Speaker 3: not the same reclining chair. I agreement, I need to
Speaker 3: get one.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: I want a lazy boys with they call her a
Speaker 2: fat boy, like a lazy boy couch.
Speaker 1: Like a lazy boy sofa. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do I want like a big fat soft cat like
Speaker 3: social reclinent.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, not a lazy boy. In terms of partner,
Speaker 2: I like someone with ambition. Yeah, this is premium economy. See,
Speaker 2: like you get like a little like a footbed.
Speaker 3: That reclining foot chair thing that doesn't go high enough.
Speaker 1: Look at that? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, she's just posing
Speaker 1: for a photo though.
Speaker 3: Look this looks nice. I'm sure you're gonna have a
Speaker 3: lovely flower.
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. Yes, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: But Idiot's the reason I bring this up now is
Speaker 2: if anyone's done euro Solo, please message me and make
Speaker 2: me feel better.
Speaker 1: What is there to do? Where do I go? Should
Speaker 1: I do Paris? Should I do Amsterdam? I'm Dutch.
Speaker 2: I might want to go to the Netherlands and see
Speaker 2: some like old family things like my grandma's house.
Speaker 3: I don't know, So you're actually going to have to
Speaker 3: do all that while you're there, like figure out what
Speaker 3: bus do I get on to So you're leaving it
Speaker 3: all open, not booking anything in advance.
Speaker 1: I will book bits and bobs.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I think that's kind of more exciting to me.
Speaker 1: It is. What should I go do today?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I've allocated six days at the end for London,
Speaker 2: so I've got friends in London. I want to go
Speaker 2: see Graham Norton, I want to go do see some
Speaker 2: West End shows. So I'm going to have a good
Speaker 2: chunk of London at the end because I fly home
Speaker 2: from London. Yeah. But yeah, I've just booked the flights.
Speaker 2: Idiots who've done that or have been to Europe in winter,
Speaker 2: or know where I should go, or if you know
Speaker 2: me well and.
Speaker 3: From Europe right now, maybe you could play too a guy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, I need gorgeous man over there
Speaker 1: in London or in Europe.
Speaker 3: Message me that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can be in my backpack.
Speaker 3: I got a message from someone recently who I'm friends
Speaker 3: with on Facebook. Yeah, and he told me, Hey, I'm
Speaker 3: going to be coming back to Australia and I'd love
Speaker 3: to catch up with you again. And I was like,
Speaker 3: who the fuck is this man?
Speaker 1: Oh, apparently you hooked up with him? Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: don't remember, and you had it in my Facebook.
Speaker 3: He said that he's been to my house. Wow, we
Speaker 3: didn't fuck, but apparently we met out and about in
Speaker 3: Newtown and he came back to my place for like
Speaker 3: kick on drinks and I made out with him, but
Speaker 3: I have no memory of that. Wow.
Speaker 1: Well it's clearly a good makeout because he wants to
Speaker 1: see you again four years later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's the first time that's ever happened to
Speaker 3: me where I've just forgotten someone that I've made out with.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
Speaker 3: That's scary.
Speaker 1: Are you going to see him? I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's appropriate, but like his friends, you can be friends.
Speaker 1: I suppose potentially.
Speaker 3: Because I had to basically outright ask him, who the
Speaker 3: fuck are you? Can you refresh my memory?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, well listen, welcome to Is it just me? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Every show we start with and is it just me?
Speaker 1: Something we've noticed, something we had to appreciate.
Speaker 3: We're hand and the reins over to a listener today. Sure,
Speaker 3: who's kicking things off for us?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my brain just quite literally went to
Speaker 2: throw to thirteen one o six ' five.
Speaker 1: I've done that much radio. I'm like, I've had hell.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to call it the only
Speaker 3: one at six five guy Friddy, it's but it's not
Speaker 3: going to get you very far.
Speaker 1: No. We have a river in Sydney, High River.
Speaker 3: I love La Darlan. Hows things doing well?
Speaker 5: Doing well?
Speaker 1: How long have you listened to the show?
Speaker 5: For about a year or so? I discovered it off
Speaker 5: sinces that TikTok and yeah a while but yeah.
Speaker 3: Cute, beautiful, thanks for checking it out. I'm glad you're
Speaker 3: still here a year later.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Bradley or can't you in and you want
Speaker 1: to hit us with your region?
Speaker 5: Definitely, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Should foot traffic always be done on the left?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, well in this country yes.
Speaker 3: I think normally, yes. But I'm one of those people
Speaker 3: that like zig zags through everyone because I walked ten
Speaker 3: times faster than everyone. So I'm gonna do a lot
Speaker 3: of overtaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the same.
Speaker 2: But once I overtake, I always make a point to
Speaker 2: zip into the left to be like fuck you, just
Speaker 2: so you can because that's how you do it. You
Speaker 2: always go to the left even after overtaking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't you think? River?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? And so what throws a spinner in the works
Speaker 5: is he goes right top rights the other.
Speaker 1: Week like a shopping center. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the escalators top ride go on the right.
Speaker 1: Ah, they go up on the right.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I actually noticed that.
Speaker 1: Why do they do that? Do you know why?
Speaker 3: River?
Speaker 5: I don't, but multiple people have gotten two hugs, gone
Speaker 5: up the down escalator and cause hole. It's really funny
Speaker 5: to watch.
Speaker 3: I mean, I always check which way it's going before
Speaker 3: I jump on, but I did when I was out
Speaker 3: doing the rug sniffing thing with Oscar. We tried about
Speaker 3: the escalator and you're a wrong line.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but surely escalators it's not based on design
Speaker 2: because they're just steps. They could just chuck it in reverse,
Speaker 2: so clearly there's a reason for it to go the
Speaker 2: other way.
Speaker 1: Aroun. I'm going to google it because the escalators look
Speaker 1: the same. I'm googling it.
Speaker 3: They called escalators or travelators, depends on where you are.
Speaker 3: I think it's the same ship.
Speaker 2: I forgot how bad Top Ride shopping center is? This
Speaker 2: is posted to Reddit. Why does the top four Calrs
Speaker 2: Park have no entrance? It's a nightmare. I took the
Speaker 2: escalators up one level, only realizing you have to loop
Speaker 2: the whole.
Speaker 1: Center to get to the next. Wow. Everyone is completely
Speaker 1: so pissed off with the shopping center.
Speaker 3: Really, that's where they had the best rug smell.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's It's not just me.
Speaker 3: Look at these epic fail there's a whole Reddit thread.
Speaker 2: There's a YouTube video epic fail at escalators top Ride.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, people are complaining about it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I don't think they should also
Speaker 3: have more of you know, like the Bay Run or
Speaker 3: something where they've got the walking track and a separate
Speaker 3: bike lane. Yeah, and then arrows for which way people
Speaker 3: should be walking on which side. I do find that helpful,
Speaker 3: because if I'm walking on a regular footpath, then they
Speaker 3: don't have a bike lane. I've nearly got knocked the
Speaker 3: fuck out plenty of times. Oh god, yeah, which is
Speaker 3: on me? I don't really What the fuck was that river.
Speaker 5: Through a horn?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Okay, they agree with the escalators. Actually they agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got so.
Speaker 5: Could be started on bike lanes, Like that's a whole separate.
Speaker 3: You don't like that I'm talking about, like if it's
Speaker 3: a footpath and bike lane, not on the road road
Speaker 3: with the cars. It's like a foot path that has
Speaker 3: a separate bike.
Speaker 5: Bit right, No, like bike pads. I'm always about to
Speaker 5: get run over by like someone on their bike.
Speaker 2: I'm disillusioned. I'm like, if someone hit me on a bike,
Speaker 2: I'd still sue them even though it was in a
Speaker 2: bikelade like I did. Some bike lanes to me aren't
Speaker 2: part of the law. You know what, You're lucky to
Speaker 2: be to bike lane. You're lucky we let you bike
Speaker 2: drivel like the rest of us.
Speaker 3: It sounds so old right now, I do and I
Speaker 3: don't mind.
Speaker 1: River.
Speaker 3: How old are you?
Speaker 5: I'm thirty?
Speaker 1: You see, well there you go, River. All right, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening, River d M Jenna and we'll get you
Speaker 1: a prize. Okay, thank you, we love you, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: See your river. What a sweethearts.
Speaker 3: If you want to come on with an is it's
Speaker 3: me of your own, you can hit us up at
Speaker 3: a couple of mitches on Instagram, or sendate the text
Speaker 3: on this number.
Speaker 6: Oh far too till nine A two zero two nine.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: Oh that was the wrong one. Send us a text,
Speaker 3: didn't have the senate the text.
Speaker 1: Play alternate, I alternate, we.
Speaker 3: Have that's my favorite part where you goes than at
Speaker 3: the text.
Speaker 2: Well, we've got a B side, we've got a demo version,
Speaker 2: and then we've got a release.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, different options. Got an extended intro and it'
Speaker 1: to forward announce what we've got a radio edit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: plenty of options from Oscar.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, many options.
Speaker 1: That is still the number. However, send us a text
Speaker 1: to be featured on the show. It's easy.
Speaker 3: So I made a bit of a cock of myself
Speaker 3: over the weekend when I had my Adelaide and Perth
Speaker 3: shows charted my comedy tour.
Speaker 1: What did you do? Was it on stage? Was it
Speaker 1: backstage or was it before the show?
Speaker 3: Well, there's two examples. One of them was during a flight,
Speaker 3: one of them was on stage. Actually, it's not quite
Speaker 3: like you to admit your fuck ups as well. You
Speaker 3: like to just you know, get wiggle your way out
Speaker 3: of them or never talk about them again. That's true.
Speaker 3: And I'm not like dwelling on the whole weekend as
Speaker 3: a disaster, right. It was Actually it was actually really good.
Speaker 3: That were like some of my best shows I've ever done.
Speaker 3: To it, it was great. It was a tiumph looking
Speaker 3: back success happy. But you know how there's like socially
Speaker 3: awkward moments that you just kind of think, uh, and
Speaker 3: you dwell on them a.
Speaker 1: Bit, yeah, and then you die inside when you think
Speaker 1: back to them exactly.
Speaker 3: So there were two moments like that that happened. Do
Speaker 3: you remember not long ago on the podcast you were
Speaker 3: telling me you went to the airport and someone thought
Speaker 3: that you were offering to pay for their lunch, and
Speaker 3: it was a really awkward moment where you had the
Speaker 3: opportunity to be a good samaritan doing a random act
Speaker 3: of kindness. But i'd all misunderstand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I accidentally paid for their food and it was expensive,
Speaker 2: and then I said, oh.
Speaker 1: Please refund it because you're not paying for their food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they were already thanking you, going, thank you
Speaker 3: so much, that's so kind, and you were like, fuck that, no,
Speaker 3: give me the money back, please the person mind the
Speaker 3: count I made a fuck up.
Speaker 1: They thought it was a hidden camera prank. Ellen was
Speaker 1: about to appear and they were about to get a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars thanks to you know, snapfish.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly, and so similar, I had the opportunity to
Speaker 3: do a random act of kindness and shout someone's lunch
Speaker 3: lovely yeap. So you know how, when you're on the
Speaker 3: flight itself, if they bring around the snack cart obviously water,
Speaker 3: tea and coffee, that's complimentary, but they've also got the
Speaker 3: menu and you can order snacks and stuff and pay for.
Speaker 1: That use your own money.
Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah. So there was an old lady sitting next
Speaker 3: to me and she was ordering up a fucking feast
Speaker 3: like she was going hand. She got a like chicken
Speaker 3: and let a sandwich, a banana bread, some pring gorsel,
Speaker 3: little can of lemonade. She was loving it. And then
Speaker 3: she pulls out her purse to try and pay for
Speaker 3: the snacks on board, right, and they said, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry. We only do card.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: And so she pulls out the iPhone and tries to
Speaker 3: do the Apple Pay, yeah, pay for it, which kind
Speaker 3: of shocked me, by the way, because I'm like, if
Speaker 3: you're carrying coins, I did not expect her to be
Speaker 3: advanced enough with technology to have Apple Pay. O.
Speaker 1: I know where this is going on.
Speaker 3: That really shocks me.
Speaker 1: I've been in a similar situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is terrible yep.
Speaker 3: And so they said to her, sorry, ma'am, we also
Speaker 3: don't do Apple Pay. We don't do cash or Apple Pay.
Speaker 3: The only option is a physical card. Yes, So she
Speaker 3: couldn't pay for a food and I felt so bad
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: Was it already on her trade table, like I they
Speaker 1: already put a bana bread and a print.
Speaker 3: H No, they hadn't handed it over, but they were
Speaker 3: dangling it in front of her. It was on the
Speaker 3: tray but still on the WHEELI thing. Yeah, gathered it
Speaker 3: all together at the payment step. That's where she had
Speaker 3: to hurt it. She only had cash or Apple pay.
Speaker 1: This is so awkward.
Speaker 2: Everyone's standing in the galley and people are trying to
Speaker 2: get to the bathroom. It's very stressful.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have so much to say about that. That's
Speaker 3: a whole other fucking rand by the way. Yeah, and so,
Speaker 3: because I'm a genius, I knew from having made this
Speaker 3: mistake pry that yes, they only accept physical cards on
Speaker 3: the plane when you want to buy a snack.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: And so right as I was about to check my
Speaker 3: suitcase in you know how you have the self check
Speaker 3: in thing for your suitcase. It's on the conveyor belt.
Speaker 3: It's literally about to go. And then I went, oh shit, fuck,
Speaker 3: that's all right, I need my physical card. So I
Speaker 3: reached in. I knew where the wallet was. It was
Speaker 3: in that pocket on the lead of the suitcase. You
Speaker 3: know where you put your dirty underas easy access. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was in there. So I just quickly reached in,
Speaker 3: grabbed my physical card, chuck the wallet back in off
Speaker 3: the suitcase, goes a smart cook. Fuck. Yeah, I remembered
Speaker 3: last minute to get the physical card, and so I
Speaker 3: stepped in. When I neighbous or whatever couldn't pay for
Speaker 3: her feast. I was like, do you know what? I
Speaker 3: got this? Mavosh my shower. It's so fine. I've got
Speaker 3: this once again similar to you. She was like, thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you so much. And I was like, no,
Speaker 3: it's no trouble, it's fine. I'll just grab my physical card.
Speaker 3: It was my fucking Medicare card, wasn't that.
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I grabbed the wrong card out of the walet?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Oh no?
Speaker 2: So then how did you tell Mavis that you did
Speaker 2: you break it to her that she wasn't getting the
Speaker 2: naanty bread?
Speaker 3: Well, it was pretty fucking obvious. Everyone saw it. I
Speaker 3: pulled it out of my backpack and the flight attendant's there.
Speaker 3: She's there, and we're like, oh, actually no, I'm so sorry, Mavis.
Speaker 3: I really thought I had my physical card. I just
Speaker 3: grabbed it out of the wall that didn't check in
Speaker 3: the rush of my bag on the conveyor belt. I
Speaker 3: just grabbed what I thought was my card. I thought
Speaker 3: it was in that slot and chucked it in my pocket.
Speaker 1: Do you build banana bread?
Speaker 3: Well, actually, the flying attendant was so humiliated on my
Speaker 3: behalf that she personally paid for it. She did not card.
Speaker 1: She did not she did.
Speaker 3: What the fuck the flight attendant because I'm to my
Speaker 3: rand an active kindness?
Speaker 1: Wow, did you have to pay it back? No?
Speaker 3: No, the flight attempt was like, honestly I got this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so nice.
Speaker 3: That was really nice.
Speaker 1: Did you order anything to well?
Speaker 3: Now, I couldn't could I didn't have a physical car.
Speaker 1: Did Mabos off you a fucking pringle?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Cow, I just I kind of went red and didn't
Speaker 3: really want to interact with Maybes ever again.
Speaker 2: Totally where were you seated? We were the ile middle style?
Speaker 2: Are you in thes was in the middle?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So the poor person on the window,
Speaker 1: I had to be like these fucking people.
Speaker 3: They were asleep, they were dead to the right.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's very stressful.
Speaker 3: It was mortifying because I'm like, I get the opportunity
Speaker 3: to be like a hero right now, and then I
Speaker 3: fucked it up. It was a med to kick car.
Speaker 2: You and I had terrible people. We both had the chance,
Speaker 2: and it was I tried enough.
Speaker 3: I tried. You had the chance and you chose not
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 1: In fact, I did it and then I retracted it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even worse? Or what's the second? What else happened.
Speaker 3: The second one was on stage yep, right, So you
Speaker 3: know I was talking in the Monday episode about if
Speaker 3: I don't have my nails well done, then I'm a
Speaker 3: little bit distracted. Like in my mind, if I've got
Speaker 3: a beautiful set of like polished, shiny fingernails, all is
Speaker 3: right in the world. I can conquer the day. Yes,
Speaker 3: So it was similar to that. Have you noticed You
Speaker 3: might have even noticed in the studio if I've got
Speaker 3: my hair untied, I've got my hair out. Sometimes if
Speaker 3: I'm in like a performance scenario, beat the podcaster on stage,
Speaker 3: I will almost use my hair as a fidget toyh
Speaker 3: I have to release the nerves. Yes, And there was
Speaker 3: one time where my show was filmed in Brisbane and
Speaker 3: I have my hair out, and as I'm watching it
Speaker 3: back trying to edit social media videos, I was like, Fuck,
Speaker 3: that's annoying. I keep touching my hair. Just leave it alone.
Speaker 1: Are you noticing it watching it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, it was annoying me. And so I was like,
Speaker 3: right from now on when I do comedy shows, hair up,
Speaker 3: hair up in the ponytail with a scrunchy. Also, it
Speaker 3: looks kind of cute, so it works for me, and
Speaker 3: I find that if I've got the hair up, I'm
Speaker 3: just a little bit more grounded because I'm not fiddling
Speaker 3: with it, you know, I'm just a little bit more present,
Speaker 3: a little bit calm. It just works done. And also
Speaker 3: there's no opportunity for me to get fucking sweaty on
Speaker 3: stage if I got the hair out. Sometimes I feel
Speaker 3: little sweaty. I'm like, yeh, that's gross. So tied up.
Speaker 3: That's just the easiest solution. So my Perth show, I
Speaker 3: was backstage in the green room, and this green room
Speaker 3: wasn't like literally backstage. It was down the hallway ages
Speaker 3: away from the actual stage where I'd be performing, and
Speaker 3: so I couldn't hear what was happening. I would have
Speaker 3: missed my cue, And so I came to an arrangement
Speaker 3: with the guy pressing play on my here's Mitchell Koomb's
Speaker 3: intro music. He said, I'll text you saying good to go.
Speaker 3: Then thirty seconds later I'll hit go on your music. Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So in that thirty seconds I had to stand by
Speaker 3: the door with my ear to it and making sure
Speaker 3: I get the queue right. And so I get that
Speaker 3: text saying we're good to go, and then I went,
Speaker 3: fuck me, fuck, I need a time of hair up.
Speaker 3: Where's my scunchy? Where's my fucking scungy? Yeah, I have
Speaker 3: my hair out in the green room. And now I
Speaker 3: didn't know. I kind of lost track of time. I
Speaker 3: didn't realize I was going to get that text. So
Speaker 3: soon were you alone in the green room? Yes? I
Speaker 3: was at that time, and I was actually doing my
Speaker 3: hair with the dice in air out. Yeah, And so
Speaker 3: I got the text and I was like, fuck, fuck fuck,
Speaker 3: where is where is my scrunchy? I can't tie up?
Speaker 3: And then I was like, I've got thirty seconds now,
Speaker 3: so I can't fuck around too long looking for it.
Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna have to go out there with
Speaker 3: my hair out tonight, I guess. And so I did.
Speaker 3: Like the first fifteen minutes of the show with my
Speaker 3: hair down, it looked fucking great. I was having good
Speaker 3: hair das, so it's not a big disaster, okay. But
Speaker 3: then eventually I started to find it a bit distracting,
Speaker 3: and so I just said to the crowd. I was like, listen,
Speaker 3: can I be real with you? Does anyone have a
Speaker 3: hair tyight that I can borrow? Can I borrow a
Speaker 3: hair type, please, And then I see all the ladies
Speaker 3: in the room. Some of them start to like take
Speaker 3: their own hair tie out, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you don't. You don't have to sacrifice yours. I just
Speaker 3: I could not find my scrunchy. I just need one.
Speaker 3: If anyone has a spare, that's okay. And then I
Speaker 3: hear everyone start yelling at me. Couldn't really decipher it.
Speaker 3: It's just like I think, what Yeah, everyone points at
Speaker 3: me and goes, it's on your wrist.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, Yeah, this was it a scrunchy or was a
Speaker 2: hair tie.
Speaker 3: It was this exact squnchy that I've got in my
Speaker 3: hair right now. That's fucking huge, And it was on
Speaker 3: my wrist. Oh no, And I just didn't think to
Speaker 3: check there.
Speaker 1: You're stressed. You were stressed. I was jet lagged.
Speaker 3: I swear the Perth time zone difference is enough to
Speaker 3: be jet lagged. Oh no.
Speaker 2: So that was at a great moment of the show.
Speaker 2: Though everyone was like, ah ha ha, I was on
Speaker 2: his wrist.
Speaker 3: I mean there was part of me thought that's kind
Speaker 3: of funny. You couldn't write that. Yeah, yeah, that's kind
Speaker 3: of funny, but that was also just like wow, that
Speaker 3: was one of the biggest laughs of the night, and
Speaker 3: people were laughing at me, you know, like it worked,
Speaker 3: but I was also feeling like a dickhead.
Speaker 2: You know, Midcheery's Midge Cheery. Mitch Comb is a great comic.
Speaker 2: We spent the night laughing at him. Isn't the review
Speaker 2: that you wanted from the night?
Speaker 1: I can imagine? No, no, wait, did I see that
Speaker 1: social clip?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 1: And you did another clip?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I saw your spanks clip.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was the wardrobe malfunction in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: You love like a wardrobe moment, It's very very you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't love a wardrobe moment. Happened one of
Speaker 3: those moments that just keeps like repeating in my brain.
Speaker 3: So what, oh, what a funck?
Speaker 1: We did? You put it up in the show? Did
Speaker 1: it work? Did the confidence boost kick in?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I tied it up then and there and then
Speaker 3: we were good to go. Do you ever have those
Speaker 3: moments there where it just repeats in your mind and
Speaker 3: you're like mortified, and sometimes if you remember it, you
Speaker 3: just go ooh, nap, oh my god, shut that down.
Speaker 3: I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I said on the air.
Speaker 2: I was interviewing Marshal Heins the other day and I
Speaker 2: asked her if she was grood, if she was one.
Speaker 2: I wanted to know if she was great or good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you're great, marsh Up? But I'm like,
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 3: Are you good?
Speaker 4: Marsh Up?
Speaker 2: But instead I went, Marsha, are you good? And then
Speaker 2: she went, honey, you know she's so beautiful, carries on.
Speaker 2: But then the whole day I'm like.
Speaker 3: I fucking said.
Speaker 1: I asked Martia Heins, if she's grud? A you are
Speaker 1: grud like you know when you merge two words together.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, cause someone who just speaks at
Speaker 2: such high volume, and you know me, I don't prep
Speaker 2: plan any prean see, I do it all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't prep. That was my brain going prep and plan.
Speaker 1: I don't prep nor plan anything. I just speak. So
Speaker 1: sometimes my brain's like two words just push it.
Speaker 3: Together and runs quicker than your mouth one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: So I asked Martial Heins if she was g good.
Speaker 1: Couldn't stop thinking about that.
Speaker 3: I've got another like deep seated, embarrassing memory from when
Speaker 3: I worked here, and every time it pops into my mind,
Speaker 3: I'd just like, Oh, let that leave your mind. Let's
Speaker 3: not dwell on that, because it's like I get red
Speaker 3: thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I do? Oh do you want
Speaker 1: to talk about you know?
Speaker 3: Should I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking do it.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh, it was when when mortifying? So
Speaker 3: this was not long before I left my job here
Speaker 3: at Kids. I was sitting out there at that desk. Ye,
Speaker 3: And because I was at that point in my life
Speaker 3: where I was just a fucking a hot mess, didn't
Speaker 3: give a shit, and I'd already resigned, I think. So
Speaker 3: I was sitting there vaping at my desk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you cocked out.
Speaker 3: But I used to like steal in turn PiZZ vape
Speaker 3: all the time, and I would vape at the desks
Speaker 3: really subtly all the time, right, And so at this
Speaker 3: particular moment, I wasn't paying attention. I had a hit
Speaker 3: of the vape at my desk. As the boss walks
Speaker 3: through the content director and he goes, Mitch, no vaping
Speaker 3: at your desk please. And that's not the mortifying part.
Speaker 1: That's quite that's quite respectful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes, just keep the vaping for outside. But
Speaker 3: what came out of my mouth next is the mortifying part.
Speaker 3: I don't know why this is what word vomited out,
Speaker 3: but I said to him, oh, Pete, and I did
Speaker 3: it all the time, so you're gonna have to have
Speaker 3: a word to him too.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, you're a snitch. I know what a dog
Speaker 1: at totally.
Speaker 3: And do you know what happens? He did have a
Speaker 3: word within turn Pete, and I was like as he
Speaker 3: walked away, I literally turned to the person that sat
Speaker 3: next to me at the time, I was like, the fuck,
Speaker 3: why do I just do that?
Speaker 1: It's too much. I just knocked on him, You're a bitch.
Speaker 3: To this day, every time that memory pops in, I'm
Speaker 3: just like, oh, I don't think about it. Don't think
Speaker 3: about it in like, why the fuck do I say that?
Speaker 1: What a piece of shit? The nicotine in your blood.
Speaker 1: You weren't in control of your life.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's film under the bus and like
Speaker 3: it just came out before I had a chance to
Speaker 3: think about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 2: I had a experience recently when I was like in
Speaker 2: the bedroom with someone and the dirty talk was fine
Speaker 2: in the moment, and then after when you have that
Speaker 2: post night clarity the things that I was saying, Shakespeare
Speaker 2: couldn't come up with the tall tale that I spin
Speaker 2: in the things that I tell someone I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: to them, I never fucking do.
Speaker 3: See. I don't really venture into dirty talk too much
Speaker 3: because I'm scared of that. It's awful dread afterwards, like
Speaker 3: what the hell came out of my mouth? No, I can't,
Speaker 3: I can't know, it's so bad. What did you say?
Speaker 3: What you say?
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm we're unlocking now what.
Speaker 3: I just like stupid things that you dwell on for
Speaker 3: no reason because you're mortified, just.
Speaker 1: Makes me sick.
Speaker 3: And the other person like do they laugh at me?
Speaker 1: They thinking this is they seem to like it.
Speaker 3: They finish, what did you say?
Speaker 1: No? I don't remember, you know. It was just along
Speaker 1: the line one do you like that? Like you're loving that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? X y Z okay.
Speaker 2: And it's like, what a dumb thing to say if
Speaker 2: you get a fucking croissant from a baker to go,
Speaker 2: you got my fucking croissant, Like, oh god, it's.
Speaker 3: Imagine like, oh yeah, you like that? And they went
Speaker 3: name yes, they would stand it. I don't know how
Speaker 3: I got in this situation.
Speaker 1: Actually, be honest, you're just on top of me. If
Speaker 1: you weren't, i'd leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, That's why I don't really dabble in dirty talk,
Speaker 3: because I'm just I don't think i'd be any good
Speaker 3: at it, and i'd over I don't need four things overthink. Also,
Speaker 3: when you think Mitchell and Sewan, do you think that's
Speaker 3: two people that are good at dirty talk both of us?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, No. There was one time that, oh god,
Speaker 3: this is so oversharing. Tell me, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: check if Sean's okay with me leaving this out. There
Speaker 3: was one time that I let it rip on his
Speaker 3: chest and you know what he said?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well done?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I was like, I was well done.
Speaker 2: That to me when I finished, well like, you're a
Speaker 2: tottle who's just presented a fingerpainting.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 3: Someone's getting fingered up? Oh god, is it just me?
Speaker 3: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 3: Now, if you were listening to last Monday's episode, I'm
Speaker 3: fucking going to be pushing my memory now, is it
Speaker 3: one seventy three.
Speaker 1: You remember these episode titles love You, I don't, I
Speaker 1: just don't.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but I think it was last
Speaker 3: Monday where I brought to you a moment from the
Speaker 3: Real Housewives of Sydney. Oh yeah, of course, where I
Speaker 3: noticed that one of the housewives, Nicole, she was teaching
Speaker 3: her daughter to cook, and when she said the word cook,
Speaker 3: it was the shortest syllable ever. Remember this, This is a.
Speaker 4: Very basic pasta that I thought I would show you today.
Speaker 1: It's very important for a while to learn to cook.
Speaker 4: It's very important for anyone to learn how to cook.
Speaker 3: And we were obviously just taking the pits out of that.
Speaker 3: For some reason, we just dwelled on that little detail
Speaker 3: that she says cook and the really fast syllable.
Speaker 1: She cuts the o's out and it's just.
Speaker 3: It's singapostrophe k. And so when I first saw that,
Speaker 3: I kept rewinding it and rewatching it because I found
Speaker 3: it so funny. Well, episode seven of Housewives came out,
Speaker 3: so you can imagine I had a fucking feel day
Speaker 3: when they went to the launch of Chrissy's cookbook. Yes
Speaker 3: they wrote it, they all do it, they all do.
Speaker 2: Yes, it must be a rich white lady thing. It
Speaker 2: must be the dialect because they.
Speaker 3: Have I don't say cookbook weird? Do I with that?
Speaker 3: Too quick?
Speaker 1: You're not a rich white lady.
Speaker 3: I just thought you meant Aussie accent. Oh no, no,
Speaker 3: because I know cook No, they all do have that
Speaker 3: trippy as and suburbs accent. You know.
Speaker 1: Wait, so Chrissy was launching a cook book.
Speaker 3: Yes, and they all went and they all.
Speaker 1: Have the same issue.
Speaker 3: Well no, not all of them, but this was Chrissy,
Speaker 3: a different housewife, and she also shortens the fuck out
Speaker 3: of anything with a double low. I recorded it for
Speaker 3: We have a Listen.
Speaker 4: I'm actually surprised you invited Kate.
Speaker 7: The whole reason I started this cookbook was because it
Speaker 7: was about family and friends coming together.
Speaker 8: Doesn't matter how Kate behaves, I'm still.
Speaker 3: Going to include her.
Speaker 7: This whole cookbook idea is that you don't have to
Speaker 7: be good at cooking to be able to cook. So
Speaker 7: it says, like, turn nob on, this is what this
Speaker 7: cookbook's about.
Speaker 1: God, it's somehow better.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think we wait, we need to get her
Speaker 2: stop Watch out because Chrissy actually somehow has made it
Speaker 2: a shorter word.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm going to play them both side by side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the first time was Innicle.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is Nicle.
Speaker 4: This is a very basic pusta that I thought I
Speaker 4: would show you today.
Speaker 1: It's very important for a while to learn to cook.
Speaker 4: It's very important for anyone to learn how to cook.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm actually surprised you invited Kate.
Speaker 8: The whole reason I started this cookbook was because.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. I don't know why I find it
Speaker 3: so funny.
Speaker 2: It's got to be a rich person there, it's got
Speaker 2: to be, because that's fucking that's nuts.
Speaker 3: Like this bitch is literally in the field of making
Speaker 3: food and dare I say cooking? Yes?
Speaker 1: And yet she said that like that cookbook that's so funny.
Speaker 3: And you know she's donating all the proceeds from her
Speaker 3: cook book to Ron McDonald house. That isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually very nice. Who's the first lady? Nicole?
Speaker 3: Nicole?
Speaker 1: I'm just shocked that she was overtook.
Speaker 3: It shocks me. Oh my god. Oh anyway, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I thought of a stupid one. But I don't know
Speaker 3: how to say this. This might be hard, Actually, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's hard to work it in spin a tall tail.
Speaker 2: Sometimes giving it good backstory helps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well I was going for a walk at
Speaker 3: the dog park the other day and there's a lady
Speaker 3: walking a dog right in front of me, and the
Speaker 3: dog just does a shit, oh god, on the path
Speaker 3: right in front of me. It all happened too quickly.
Speaker 3: I was looking at my phone, so I didn't see
Speaker 3: it coming. I literally trod in dog shit and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, these are brand new joggers.
Speaker 3: What the fucking now? They're ruined. And the lady was like,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about that. I'll buy
Speaker 3: you a new pair. Where did you get them? I said, Oh,
Speaker 3: I got them from athletes Foot.
Speaker 1: Interesting, they're a good pair of Brooks.
Speaker 3: What you said that too quick?
Speaker 1: The shoe brand Brooks. Oh, it's hard to get an
Speaker 1: S on there. Yeah, it is nice that the ladies
Speaker 1: all in the book launch, you think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that is nice of them. So I'm this
Speaker 3: guy you're dating, Yeah, where's this headed? You know you're
Speaker 3: going to become official? Or is he more of a hooker?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: I can't say cook, that's hard. Hook can't be sure.
Speaker 3: It has to be hook up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, up has to be completely normal hook up.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's I think it could be more
Speaker 3: than a hook up. No, epis that one's too hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 3: It could be a little fuck that.
Speaker 1: Go.
Speaker 3: My brain's fright. Honestly, I am so fucking busy and
Speaker 3: burnt out at this time of year, Like, don't even
Speaker 3: ask me to hang out. I've got no spare time.
Speaker 3: I'm fully booked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Mitchell, I saw you today. I thought, God,
Speaker 1: he looks sure.
Speaker 3: You know, let me tell you. You know, when I
Speaker 3: was in Perth, Yeah, yeah, you're right, of course, all
Speaker 3: over it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I told you that the hotel upgraded me to a
Speaker 3: nicer room because one of the people that works there
Speaker 3: is a fan, which was really lovely. I had a
Speaker 3: fucking gorgeous spa bath in this upgrade and room you
Speaker 3: said that you got, Yeah, yeah, gorgeous, And so I
Speaker 3: had a quick soak in the spa bath before the show,
Speaker 3: quick relaxing moment. I had the Jets going football.
Speaker 1: That was fun with that, I'm sure, no doubt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sitting there on my phone, which is
Speaker 3: a risky move, you know, Yeah, yeah, you're using your
Speaker 3: phone in the bath, but do it all the time.
Speaker 3: And then, of course this one fucking time of all times,
Speaker 3: my bloody dropped it. It slipped out, fell into the
Speaker 3: spa bar fully submerged. Then because the jets are going,
Speaker 3: I couldn't fucking find it. Was a bit foggy of it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, where's the phone? So by the time
Speaker 3: I pulled it out, like the phone, there was no
Speaker 3: saving it. It was put.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was broken, was it?
Speaker 3: I think that was a bit too long. I agree
Speaker 3: you told me to make them back still longer, but
Speaker 3: I think I'm getting a bit too carried away with it.
Speaker 1: I get so stressed. It's like a jump scare. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the fuck is it coming? My phone's now? You really
Speaker 1: have me on ten hooks about that entire story. I
Speaker 1: know we have the long stories, but I've.
Speaker 3: Given I'll keep this one short. And see, remember last
Speaker 3: week because we had those pots of ours on eBay?
Speaker 3: Remember last week I texted you a photo of me
Speaker 3: holding the bowl and here you go pop that on eBay?
Speaker 3: Did you get those eBay listings done for me? And
Speaker 3: you said, oh, where are the pots?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you take them home with you? I didn't have them.
Speaker 1: That was stressful and I said, no, I won't have them.
Speaker 3: I left them on your desk and I was like,
Speaker 3: don't tell me you lost the pots. Where did you
Speaker 3: put them?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Actually, funny story. Someone took them from the kitchen the
Speaker 1: cleaner and put them in the dishwasher. Yeah, took them
Speaker 1: and put them in the dishwasher. Yeah, you know, back
Speaker 1: to that story that I told about getting lost in
Speaker 1: the National Park. The guy was really good. He put
Speaker 1: up with it, you know, like we had good bantering connection.
Speaker 1: And he was so upset about how that lady treated us.
Speaker 1: And the only negative like thought, you know when you
Speaker 1: leave a date and you have negative thoughts, like you
Speaker 1: think about all the red flags, green flags. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: biggest red flag to me. He was just such a.
Speaker 3: That was a good movie, Thank you.
Speaker 1: The story was waning a little.
Speaker 2: I had to get it out. Oh fuck, I love that.
Speaker 2: I love the Housewives. I feel like there'd be more
Speaker 2: because it has to be the o's that they ad.
Speaker 2: It's like the vowel syllables, like there'd be a you.
Speaker 2: I want to keep watching and looking.
Speaker 3: I wonder if it has to end with the letter
Speaker 3: K because cook and book both.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how fucked Chrissy is. That's really bad, worse,
Speaker 1: and she just kept saying it.
Speaker 3: I was like, read one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Speaker 3: my god, yeah, I can't think of any other words.
Speaker 1: Well, you know how I'm wanting to move out of home. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was at an open house recently because I'm looking
Speaker 1: at rentals.
Speaker 3: You went for a quick look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we're all quick look and the real estate
Speaker 1: agent was going, this property, you'll love, Mitchell, i'manna tell
Speaker 1: me about it. Then when it's got a gorgeous two
Speaker 1: car garage, a beautiful French style kitchen on sweet pantry,
Speaker 1: and a reading, I was really excited. I thought I
Speaker 1: could get into this. Let me have a look, look
Speaker 1: me in me in love of it. Gosh, there's not
Speaker 1: many other words.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of a lot. But it has to end
Speaker 3: with that, because I tried to say hook up and
Speaker 3: you can't.
Speaker 1: Just know you can't up, No, you can't.
Speaker 3: Like I was going to say, oh that sounds like
Speaker 3: a brook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't work right on that note, shall we go.
Speaker 3: Job we leave. I'm so determined now if we think
Speaker 3: of more, they'll hit us.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll let you know. But in the meantime,
Speaker 1: we need to go yeahsty.
Speaker 3: One more times hilarious.
Speaker 4: I'm actually surprised you invited Kate.
Speaker 7: The whole reason I started this cookbook was because it
Speaker 7: was about family and friends coming together.
Speaker 8: Doesn't matter how Kate behaves, I'm still going to include her.
Speaker 8: This whole cookbook idea is that you.
Speaker 7: Don't have to be good at cooking to be able
Speaker 7: to so it says, like, turn nob on.
Speaker 8: This is what this cookbook's about.
Speaker 4: You don't overthink things.
Speaker 1: Right, so good, so good.
Speaker 3: I can't get enough?
Speaker 1: Oh can I?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, guys. We' see on Monday.
Speaker 3: Mug Toba well, mug member, mug member, A couple of
Speaker 3: days left. No, it's literally it's day the thirtieth. Oh shit,
Speaker 3: so tomorrow.
Speaker 2: So if you're listening to this the day at drop, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've got like mire hours left to order us the
Speaker 2: last these mugs will never be available.
Speaker 1: For sale again, exactly. Yeah, last chance you get season
Speaker 1: five limited run mug.
Speaker 3: But also of you don't buy one, I don't mind
Speaker 3: because it's getting very Oh the admin of filling out
Speaker 3: these mugs like it's a good problem to have. We're
Speaker 3: selling heats the fuck poor Mitchell, but happy to do
Speaker 3: it because it's only for the month.
Speaker 2: Correct, a couple of hours left to buy a mug.
Speaker 2: We love you and we will see you all on Monday.
Speaker 3: Catch you then, idiots. Thanks for listening, baby, Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: A podcast by a couple.
Speaker 1: Of Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 3: the end. Oh, you've got to be done before, don't
Speaker 3: I do? It's three fifty two. Let me make this
Speaker 3: short and sweet. That's one thing we cannot fucking afford
Speaker 3: not to do in eighty deep brief is remember ages ago?
Speaker 3: I'm talking ages ago. Yes, we got a call from
Speaker 3: Trisha from Canada. I do came on with an is
Speaker 3: it just you of her own ye, and she told
Speaker 3: us that she was going to send us some Canadian tooks.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm so mad because I knew that one
Speaker 1: was gonna happen, and I wanted it. I just thought
Speaker 1: of that, I wanted to do what I wanted to
Speaker 1: tell it.
Speaker 3: She was going to send us tooks, which is for
Speaker 3: some reason, what they.
Speaker 2: Call what we would call the be beanie in Canada
Speaker 2: and so extra fit because it gets so fucking cold
Speaker 2: in Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. And so she sent that months and months
Speaker 3: and months ago, and I remember her checking and going
Speaker 3: have you got them yet? And we were like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't know. If there was some issue with the postage,
Speaker 3: maybe it took ages, maybe they got lost, and so.
Speaker 2: Full transparency, it did sit in my pigeon hole for
Speaker 2: about a month before I knew it was there.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing I said to you, like
Speaker 3: last week, whatever happened to Tricia's two g are that?
Speaker 3: And you'll be like, oh, I've got them upstairs now
Speaker 3: I know. Oh, you just kept forgetting them. Bring it
Speaker 3: up this poor Tricia woman. If you're listening, yes, we
Speaker 3: receive them and we're opening. We've got it. We said
Speaker 3: we would do it live in the show. Poor Jenne's
Speaker 3: not here for.
Speaker 1: Her to be fine. I'm trying to find a Canadian
Speaker 1: national anthem, but I don't think it exists.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they have one, Oh the country, it exists.
Speaker 1: No, I met on the on the database here what
Speaker 1: is Canadian music?
Speaker 3: Justin bieber Shanai Twain's Canadian there here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh, Canada.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck me?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, jo.
Speaker 3: Wait what she had a note in here explaining which
Speaker 3: two belongs to which person? But it's not there. It
Speaker 3: must have fallen out. Oh no, fuck, what are we
Speaker 3: going to do?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to Scotland, so I need the thickest one.
Speaker 1: Can I look show me?
Speaker 3: Oh god, look at this one that is Thick's memory.
Speaker 3: She said that this one's for Jenna. Yeah, a big
Speaker 3: one that kind of looks like a beret correct a bell?
Speaker 3: How you say I don't want that one?
Speaker 7: Why not?
Speaker 1: Because can I see the other ones?
Speaker 3: Well, there's this one that has got the Canadian flag
Speaker 3: on the front. That wouldn't make much sense going to Scotland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what's the other one?
Speaker 3: Same deal? Let me try the try that one that
Speaker 3: is through to you, because that one doesn't have the
Speaker 3: flag in it. It's oh, that actually does kind of
Speaker 3: work for you.
Speaker 1: No it doesn't. I look like an idiot.
Speaker 3: It's give it a bit tea cozy, but it works.
Speaker 1: I like it very Thick. Let me have a look.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put mine on two Jesus, it looks very
Speaker 1: to Beanie suit me. They actually do because your hair
Speaker 1: pops out at the bottom. Normally beanie's cut off hair,
Speaker 1: but yours looks great.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't have my hair done up inside a
Speaker 3: beanie because you just see this huge hump. People will
Speaker 3: think I've got some sort of growth underneath the beanie.
Speaker 1: I like to pull out the front of my quiff out.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that that actually works.
Speaker 1: Don't you get gray one or the black one? I
Speaker 1: don't mind, Yeah, cheer I like it. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: Actually I was thinking I needed to buy a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh it's too small on my head.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say it, but yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: I said, maybe you should go for the big baggy
Speaker 3: beret one. Well, thank you, Twature, if you're listening. We
Speaker 3: received them and they're fucking adorable. What very lovely.
Speaker 2: And here there's our here, there's a little by the
Speaker 2: looks of it, there's a little treat in there like snap, here.
Speaker 3: We have Tweature was also sent to some hickory sticks.
Speaker 1: Oh read them out?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 1: What? What's a hickory stick?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It looks like you know the chips
Speaker 3: that we get here where it's the French fries. It's
Speaker 3: the really thin chips that you get with the assorted packets,
Speaker 3: not like actual French fries. I'm talking to the chips,
Speaker 3: chips like the packet French fries. Oh are you trying
Speaker 3: to take them off me? Do you want to have first?
Speaker 1: You open them?
Speaker 3: You open first your Google hickory sticks.
Speaker 1: And of course she.
Speaker 3: Would have explained it on the note, which has gone
Speaker 3: a well, which I feel really stupid about. I bet
Speaker 3: it's in the boot of my car, my hickory.
Speaker 1: Sticks eleven fifty nine Hostess hickory sticks.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, holy shit? What does that taste like?
Speaker 3: What does that taste like? Oh? Reminded me if something
Speaker 3: very specific?
Speaker 1: I know, I can already smell it. I'm gonna blow
Speaker 1: your mind. Cheese and bacon shapes.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, it is that.
Speaker 1: It's cheese and bacon.
Speaker 3: Holy fuck. That is lovely. Wow. Yeah wow, I mentioned
Speaker 3: cheese and bacon flavored French fries chips. That's what it is.
Speaker 3: Oh they lovely? Are they Canadian thing?
Speaker 1: Baths on your Google crunch much chaste?
Speaker 3: Yo? I can only assume that that's why she would
Speaker 3: have sent her that it's like a uniquely Canadian thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a Canadian favorite says, Oh.
Speaker 3: It's fucking delightful. That is lovely. Are you right with
Speaker 3: my hickory sticks and my tuk Jenna? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Well, what's her name?
Speaker 3: Trisha? Trisha?
Speaker 1: I just called Adrena. Thank you?
Speaker 4: Give them back?
Speaker 3: Why'd you put them out an there? Look at you
Speaker 3: putting them aside with your bag like you're just gonna
Speaker 3: take them home? Fuck you? What more?
Speaker 1: Trisha? Thank you? And if any internationals are listening and
Speaker 1: you want to send us international treats, please yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: take what. I just won't say no, Tricia, that's very sweet.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I heard another podcast I listened to.
Speaker 2: They were ramping on about pigs like they're like a
Speaker 2: pink UK lolly and they're like the best thing in
Speaker 2: the world if.
Speaker 1: You're in the UK.
Speaker 2: What's a Percy pig? Want to try one? Oh shit,
Speaker 2: it's Harry Connick Jr. Harry Connick Junior is calling. Look
Speaker 2: on the phone lines.
Speaker 3: Oh is that what I had to go up for?
Speaker 3: Harry Connor j Well, he's early, he can wait till four.
Speaker 1: Fucking Tony'll have to produce a Tony's out there. She'll
Speaker 1: have to answer the call. Thanks for listening everyone. Thanks Trish.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today. That's all so we do. I had
Speaker 3: so much more to say. Fuck Harry connic Sorry.
Speaker 1: We've been silenced by has been celebrity Harry. We can
Speaker 1: just keep talking.
Speaker 3: And if he could hear this on hold and you
Speaker 3: just called him has been.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't be able to no possible way.
Speaker 3: How is he calling early? That's rare for a celebrity
Speaker 3: to be early.
Speaker 1: Well, he wouldn't answer. It was his PR people that
Speaker 1: would then connect him calling. Look at that, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: that now called Tony my ep to go. Why didn't
Speaker 1: you answer? And she'll go because you were two minutes
Speaker 1: early and they'll fight and fight and fight.
Speaker 3: Oh god, the Joey is a fraidy.
Speaker 1: Isn't it? Lovely and live and fun and entertainment and
Speaker 1: we'll see you in a week.
Speaker 3: Thank you for he's calling mac? Oh shit, let me
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 1: Hold on Hello, guys, this is kiss.
Speaker 5: Hello, it's Lacy here.
Speaker 1: Really good? Can I pop you on hole for two seconds?
Speaker 1: Do you mind?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 5: That's fine, mins, no problem, Okay.
Speaker 1: Well I've got to go.
Speaker 3: Well, that's that done. I had so much more to
Speaker 3: say in the day to abray.
Speaker 2: But I'll just have to save it your silence, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: you've been gagged gag order again.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: I gotta go see how goodye is?
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