1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. What are we talking about? The Bagman? 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 2: The bag Man's what you guys want to hear about. 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 3: The great return of the bag Man. 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 2: There's a waste of time if you don't know who. 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,319 Speaker 3: The bag man is. The kid in year twelve in 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 3: Queensland who's stelling a plastic bag are framed excuse me, 8 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 3: plastic bag? Now, look, I want this thing really badly. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I want it really badly, and it's turned on 10 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 2: It's turned on you, it. 11 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 3: Has turned on me a little bit. You'll hear this, 12 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 3: you'll hear the live negotiation in this podcast. But you know, 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 3: small spoiler alert. For me to get the framed plastic bag, 14 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 3: you're going to have to DJ at his formal yes, 15 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 3: his year twelve formal yes. 16 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 2: Which I'm not obviously volunt anywhere that knows me listens 17 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: to this podcast. I'm not volunteering. I'm not jumping up 18 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 2: and down. 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 3: You don't want to do it, but your good mate 20 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 3: really wants a frame plastic bag, So you know, welcome 21 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 3: to the negotiation table. But you do have me over 22 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 3: a barrel because. 23 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 2: I'm not I don't care of old welcomed to the 24 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 2: negotiation table with a fine piece of French cheese and 25 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 2: a bottle of Chateau to blur forty two could give 26 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 2: you that couldn't give a ship I could not give. 27 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 3: So what do you want though? Because I want you 28 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 3: to control your alcoholic. 29 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 4: Chateau to blur? I mean, what if you ever turned 30 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 4: down a bottle of chadow to blur? 31 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 3: What are you ignorant? 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 5: Yeah? 33 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 3: Fair enough? 34 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 2: What do I have to do that Frinday afternoon and 35 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 2: the are off? 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 3: I have to what do I have to do to 37 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 3: convince you to do this? 38 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 2: Dejas have to think about I have to think about it. 39 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 2: We have to think about what I want, what I need, 40 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 2: what's going to nourish me? That's totally fair, and and 41 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 2: then I need the weekend to think about it. 42 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But can you give me 43 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 3: an idea of how much smoos you I'm going to 44 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 3: have to do here because not that big of a deal. 45 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 3: Is you doing a DJ gig? I'll pay for the 46 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 3: FLIGHTSUF to Queensland. 47 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 2: I think there'll be two parts of this. And don't 48 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 2: try and claim that you'll pay for the flights, because 49 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 2: we know that work will pay for them so I 50 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 2: just can't have you claiming some sort of me their 51 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,919 Speaker 2: fiscal deivolry that you've never actually held some munch snacks 52 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 2: at the airport. 53 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 5: All right. 54 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 2: So there's gonna be two components to the deal, yeah, 55 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. The first component is the personal schmoozing yep, 56 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: which will involve me probably meeting somebody very high up 57 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 2: at the Essendon Football Club something like that. 58 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 3: We actually I'm mates with Dave, absolutely love Dave. 59 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 2: He's getting a bit long in the tooth. It'll probably 60 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 2: need well that he's at the end of his crews 61 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 2: and the twilight of his crew. Has been a great 62 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 2: servant of the club. He's been a great serven for 63 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 2: the club. He's been one of my favorite plots for 64 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 2: a long time. 65 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, but he might have a few of the boys 66 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 3: over and then I could invite you to that. 67 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't want to be part of the boys. 68 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 3: Who do you want? 69 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 2: I have a think about it, okay, Yeah. Yeah, So 70 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 2: that's the first part of the deal, and I'm not 71 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 2: saying that's going to be it, by the way, Like 72 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,800 Speaker 2: I might also request, you know, a hot air balloon 73 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 2: ride or something like that as well. That's the personal schmoozing. 74 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, MIM's good mates with Redmond Mason, Red 75 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 3: the Red Dog, the Red Bullhorn, the Bullhorn. You want 76 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,399 Speaker 3: to coffee with him? I can arrange. 77 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 2: I do like the Red Dog. You have a think 78 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 2: about it, easily arrange. I have to think about it. 79 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 2: So that's the first gonna be the first part of 80 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 2: the deal. Maybe a get away trip away or something like. 81 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 3: You get away to Queensland, mate, A. 82 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 2: Little trip I tucked away on a weekend somewhere, A 83 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 2: beautiful bottle of champagne from my friend Joel here I would. 84 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 3: Have expected as much, and uh baby for his kids forever. 85 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 2: An upcoming weekend, and we'd both like two tickets to 86 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 2: go and see the premiere of the New Thorn movie. 87 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 3: I'm good friends with. I can arrange that, right. 88 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 2: So they're just some ideas for the personal So it's 89 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 2: part one. Yeah, Jesus, Well you want the bag, mate, 90 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 2: I know I want the bag. Part two will be 91 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 2: the actual event itself. So what what kid am I 92 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 2: wearing to the DJ event? 93 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 3: I can arrange the leopard the leopard outfit that I 94 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 3: made for you for your BARLEI gig, which stupidly didn't. 95 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: Wear their leopard print pajamas that you had made for 96 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 2: five US dollars. I'm going to require a good kid 97 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 2: going to required good decks. I'm probably gonna require a 98 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 2: support act. So get thinking. What's what's Powder Finger doing? 99 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 3: Oh? Good questions? 100 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: What are the Roonicas doing? What's Amy Shark doing? 101 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 6: Oh? 102 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 3: The Ronica's. Actually they're bringing out a new album. Arrange it. 103 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: I'm going to need a support act. I'm obviously gonna 104 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 2: need a writer, which will involve all sorts of things. 105 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 4: Brandy Glass full of em and m's, that sort of thing. 106 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 2: Would have thought. So just the pink ones? Are they 107 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: even pink eminem? Who knows? You have to get him 108 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 2: some pink M and ms. I wouldn't mind it a 109 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 2: cloak for my dog as well. Get her up to Queensland. 110 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,599 Speaker 2: Fly your dog up to I'd like to have Stevie 111 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,279 Speaker 2: there in the booth with me. Is for moral support? 112 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 3: Can I drive her up? I don't even get her 113 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 3: on a plane. 114 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get her up there anywhere you like, mate, 115 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 2: And a few other things like I need arrival, how 116 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 2: am I arriving? You know, I've always enjoyed the arrival 117 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 2: from the movie True Lives where he scuba dives under 118 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 2: the water and then decks of security gave and then 119 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,919 Speaker 2: unzips that wet suit dry suit and he's wearing a 120 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 2: tux heato under underneath. 121 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I like that too. 122 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 2: Could we do that free entrance? 123 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: Well, we know the bagman told us that these school's 124 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 3: on the Brisbane River. 125 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's bull sharks in there, so you know, are 126 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 2: you going to get me a shark cage? These sorts 127 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 2: of things, shockage. That's just my initial thoughts. 128 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 3: What if we craned you out of the water, so 129 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 3: you're in the cage underwater, no one knows where you are. 130 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 3: I crane you out, lower you into the formal, like 131 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 3: lower you down from the crane, and you're just in 132 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 3: there in your DEGs. That's yeah, great, okay, let me 133 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 3: work on it. 134 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 2: That's awesome. 135 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 4: Do we get to the podcast Yeah? 136 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 3: Enjoy the podcasts? Yeah, yeah, cool, enjoy. We're at a 137 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 3: fork in the road. 138 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 2: Careers, well could be well, you know, to keep bringing 139 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 2: this stuff. 140 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 3: No our careers, But I was going to say bigger 141 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 3: our lives, because basically there's this eighteen year old kid 142 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 3: in Queensland who has had the genius idea of framing. 143 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 2: Sorry, I thought where in the fork and road with 144 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 2: our career is like, you know, will might leave the 145 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 2: show or kick you out if we continue to talk 146 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 2: about this bagman thing. But you're plowing on. 147 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 3: I think you're contractually a blome to keep me here, 148 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 3: which is a worry for you. But I had that 149 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 3: little little claws put in our contracts, so you're stuck 150 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 3: with me your bust that it might as well be 151 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 3: a Siamese twin. Anyway, eighteen year old kid has framed 152 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 3: a plastic bag and his thing because plastic bags aren't 153 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 3: created anymore. I think, I think that's why it's art. 154 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 3: I think people will remember this period as the time 155 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 3: that we got rid of plastic bags all of a sudden, 156 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 3: the first ever framed plastic bags. I genuinely think there 157 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 3: is some pretentious knob who would pay in excess of 158 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars. I know this. 159 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 2: I know you don't know it. We don't know it. 160 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 2: I don't know. 161 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 3: An artist sold a invisible statue the other day for 162 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 3: thirty two thousand dollars. It's invisible, there's nothing there. 163 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 2: It intrigues me. More than a plastic bag. Are you joking? No, 164 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 2: I would rather have I would rather have a piece 165 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 2: of blank air than a plastic bag. They are useless, 166 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:55,159 Speaker 2: heinous and very very very very accessible objects. I could 167 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 2: walk down to a bin outside and go a bag 168 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 2: right now for free. 169 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not the one that framed. And also 170 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 3: I could. 171 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 2: Frame it at this one and then in two years 172 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 2: time I can sell it to somebody for one hundred grund. 173 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 3: This one's been in the news, it's got fame. Anyway, 174 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 3: yesterday I started the negotiations with the bag man and 175 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 3: here's a bit of it. Here's the deal. One hundred 176 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 3: bucks and Villinard has provide all the entertainment. 177 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 5: Have to get back to you on that. 178 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, don't go. 179 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 3: And sell that bag on me though, Casey. 180 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 5: Hey, I've been the high and better. 181 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 3: No, don't you don't you give that to me, Casey, 182 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 3: don't don't you do me like that. Let me know 183 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 3: if someone gives you an offer, Casey, because you know 184 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 3: I'm interested by it. When I said entertainment, I have 185 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 3: offered that you and I will provide all the entertainment 186 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 3: for his formal He's year twelve. 187 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 2: Formal you're going to have to do it. I'm not 188 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 2: doing it as well. 189 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 3: Now, yesterday you said you were going to come with me, Well, 190 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 3: come on, man, please, Honestly, I don't ask for much. 191 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 2: We'll have to think. I understand that you want the 192 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 2: bag but you know weekends are important to me, and 193 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 2: the last thing I want to be doing is flying 194 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 2: to a tip Rat's formal to DJed top forty songs 195 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 2: for two hours. Stop calling in song requests. Stop calling? 196 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,239 Speaker 3: But can you play pink? 197 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 2: No, mate, I can't stop. I'm not going to play 198 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 2: pink for you. 199 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 3: Stop calling. 200 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 2: You're gonna have to go up there and do you 201 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 2: one man magic show, which I would like filmed if anybody. 202 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 3: Goes all right, any mate? The bag man joins us 203 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 3: on the phone right now, plays goddamn. 204 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 7: No one knows what it's like to be the bag man. 205 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 8: I want your bag man, but I don't cash. 206 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 3: Alright, bag Man, how are you? 207 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 6: I'm good? 208 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 5: Thank you? 209 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 6: How are you very good? 210 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,439 Speaker 3: Now? Bag Are you're okay with me calling your bag man? 211 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 9: Yeah? 212 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,559 Speaker 5: Hey, he's the new nickname again. 213 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 3: Perfect. You can tell all the kids a school to 214 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 3: call your bag man. 215 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:43,200 Speaker 5: Now. 216 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 3: I want to apologize, bag man, for Will calling you 217 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,319 Speaker 3: a tip rat. That's obviously a derocort for Tim. 218 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all right, Yeah, okay. 219 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 3: I'm sorry about him. He's very aggressive and quite brash. 220 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 2: I'm not aggressive. I've actually got no issue with the 221 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 2: bag man. I think he called him my tiprap man. 222 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 2: He's a tip rat now, bag man, but he's an opportunitis. 223 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 2: I've got none. I don't no issue with you. 224 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 3: She's with you, okay, fair enough now, bag man. Uh, 225 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 3: you reached out. You messaged me today and you said 226 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 3: you've received an offer for three hundred dollars. Yep, who 227 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 3: who offered? Are you hustling me? 228 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: Not? 229 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,559 Speaker 5: The art gallery? An art gallery in Brian. 230 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 6: Oh, you're so full of it. 231 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 2: You are so full of it. 232 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 3: You are so full of it. 233 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 2: I don't trust you advice as I can throw you. Mate. 234 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,199 Speaker 2: What's the name of the art gallery? 235 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 9: Brill House? 236 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:35,199 Speaker 6: What brill house? Yeah, grill grill House, real thrill. 237 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 3: Okay, look, Casey, we've got to go to a song. 238 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 3: But can you stay on the phone. All right, I've 239 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 3: got more offers for you. 240 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 2: This is a tattoo shop, you dodgy little boy. 241 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 6: In there. 242 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,719 Speaker 10: Yeah, we're finding you out back man, we're phoning you 243 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,839 Speaker 10: out back man, don't you lie to us? 244 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 2: To a song? 245 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 3: More with the bagman up next, let's get him. I'm 246 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 3: a little bit stressed. I mean the business deal of 247 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 3: my life. I'm trying to buy a framed plastic bag 248 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,080 Speaker 3: off a kid that is known as the bag man. 249 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 7: No one knows. 250 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 2: I don't need to hear the. 251 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 3: Stop stop stop stop stop. Don't you dare talk over it's. 252 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 2: Too slow, it goes for too long. We're over it well, 253 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 2: and it says you don't have cash at the end. 254 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,959 Speaker 2: I just can't have that. You just bought yourself in 255 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 2: your computer. You're just too tight to actually pay someone 256 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 2: for something. 257 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 3: That was three months ago, and it's a tax deduction 258 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 3: now plays. 259 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:38,439 Speaker 7: No one knows what it's like to be the bag man. 260 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's good. 261 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 8: I want your bag man bring it home, but I 262 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 8: don't cash. 263 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 3: Seriously, the bag man joins us on the phone. 264 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 2: You've got a lot more cash than an eighteen year 265 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:50,560 Speaker 2: old kid. 266 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 3: All right now, now, bagman, team more. 267 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,559 Speaker 2: I'm not definitely not on your team. You have so 268 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 2: much more money than this kid trying to make money 269 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 2: for his formal Just give him four hundred bucks and 270 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,120 Speaker 2: move on. 271 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,840 Speaker 3: Now I get that, Will, But now, bag Man, Will, 272 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 3: Will is he doesn't know about my finances and things 273 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,319 Speaker 3: have been a little bit difficult recently. 274 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 2: They haven't two hundred dollars to get your hair done. 275 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 3: My hair is very, very important to my appearance. Now, 276 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 3: bag Man, you've recently had an offer from a tattoo 277 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,400 Speaker 3: parlor for three hundred dollars for the framed plastic bag. 278 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 2: Yep, okay? 279 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 3: Interesting? Now are you are you. 280 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 2: A strong bagman? 281 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 3: Come on? 282 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 6: Will? 283 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,319 Speaker 2: Are you not? 284 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 3: Are you at a in a position now, Bagman where 285 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 3: you would willingly part ways with the framed plastic bag 286 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:42,720 Speaker 3: for the three hundred. 287 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,320 Speaker 6: Yep to Yeah, to thrill House. 288 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 3: So you're you're you're willing to hit sell there to 289 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 3: thrill House. 290 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 6: Yep? 291 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,640 Speaker 3: Okay, Now I'll stress again, bag man, what I offered 292 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 3: you yesterday, which I think is a priceless offer, which 293 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,720 Speaker 3: is Will and I potentially just one of us. 294 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,560 Speaker 2: I was gonna say, don't. 295 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,840 Speaker 3: Definitely me making an appearance at your year twelve formal 296 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 3: h plus one hundred dollars that's still for you? Isn't 297 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 3: as good as the three hundred from the tattoo parlor? 298 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 5: H Well, look, I like where this was going, but 299 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 5: I have one condition. Yeah, Will has to come and 300 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 5: be the DJ. 301 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:32,680 Speaker 3: Interesting, really interesting. That will ship well, said bag Man. 302 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 3: Very well, said back Man, you mate, we have will please. 303 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 2: I like playing exploratory techno. You guys, I'm not going 304 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,840 Speaker 2: to be I'm not going to be catering. I will not. 305 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,560 Speaker 3: Cater on bag Man. Bag Man, what's your favorite song? 306 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 6: What do you call a girl? Just want to have fun? 307 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 3: Not bad? 308 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 2: So it's not a bad song. 309 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 3: It's a genuine tune. 310 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 6: So sorry, back man. Gear? 311 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,880 Speaker 2: What other gear are you doing? Your formal what other 312 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 2: stuff you're doing? What are what are the songs would 313 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,560 Speaker 2: you like at your former You've got me interested with 314 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 2: you with your opening song? What o the words? 315 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 5: I mean? 316 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 2: Like are we going to be hearing? 317 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 5: You know? 318 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 2: I just don't want to be, you know, standing out 319 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:20,679 Speaker 2: there thrashing kesher and got some you know, eighteen year 320 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,719 Speaker 2: old tip Rat who spiked the punch too hard and 321 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,680 Speaker 2: who's leaning over the edge telling me about the fact 322 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 2: that his older brother's into the offspring, Like I just 323 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 2: I'm just not going to deal with that, mate. Like 324 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 2: if I'm there and I'm in like an isolated crate 325 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 2: or a cage around me. 326 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 3: I can build you a cage, and I think if I. 327 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 2: Could have some sort of security entrance as well, that 328 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 2: would be then I'd consider it. Is it on the river? 329 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,280 Speaker 2: Is the is the formal on the on a river 330 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 2: or near a body of water? Because if so, I'd 331 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 2: like to arrive on a boat. 332 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 3: You're interception. 333 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 5: Yeah they yeah. 334 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,440 Speaker 2: I can rip there you go. 335 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 3: You can arrive on a boat, mate. I'll build you 336 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 3: a cage. I'll get your red carpet. I'll get you 337 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 3: a limo. 338 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 2: Are you in? I'll think about it. And sorry, and 339 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 2: bag Man need at least the weekend to think about it. 340 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 3: Just to confirm. Bag Man, do you want my magic 341 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 3: tricks as well? Or just will DJing? 342 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 5: No? 343 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 3: Bloody hell, come on mate, you're eighteen year olds? Yeah, okay, 344 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 3: I can I can hang up my magic tricks. I'll 345 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 3: take that as a yes, all right, Bagman. 346 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 2: I mean you could m s Woods you know, you 347 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 2: know a bit of an job. 348 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 10: Mc bag Man, bag Man Man, Sorry, you just want will. 349 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,640 Speaker 3: Bag Man listen, I'll get Will there. I'll definitely get 350 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 3: Will there. Mate. Can we talk on Monday? Can you 351 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 3: please not sell the plastic framed bag before Monday. 352 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 5: Okay, but yeah, the office, I'll give it to a Tunesday. 353 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 5: But if they have no better offer than three hundred dollars, 354 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,840 Speaker 5: then mate, I'm sorry, but they're gonna have to dog 355 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 5: the boy. 356 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 2: But bag man, you said you said it's it's well, 357 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 2: what if we say two hundred dollars plus May Day 358 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 2: Jane and I waved my DJ fee, which is normally 359 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 2: five thousand dollars cash? 360 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 5: Well, what is it? 361 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 6: Will gonna come? 362 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Will talking. That's what we're talking. 363 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right. 364 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 2: And we get to design. But I've got the weekend 365 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 2: to design. Will Yeah, we'll well, we'll come back next 366 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 2: week man, Tuesday, next week, we'll be in touch with you. 367 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all good, all right, all right, say your tuesday, 368 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 3: bag Man, don't you give away that bag? Great stuff, beautiful, 369 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 3: thanks for joining us. Well please, will I know you 370 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 3: want the weekend? 371 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 2: Weekend? 372 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 3: Please? 373 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 2: My bitch? What you are alway? You want that bag? 374 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 5: Yeah? 375 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 3: I want that bag man. 376 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 2: You don't get it unless I j Jay. Well, it's 377 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,360 Speaker 2: gonna be a good weekend of planning. 378 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 3: Just been a good friend. 379 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 2: Feel like my back date's waxing, you do have a 380 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 2: hideous bag. 381 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 3: Happily wax you. 382 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. Previously I Will wood 383 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,680 Speaker 1: got to everyone. 384 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 2: It is Will and money fash. 385 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 3: Oh, bless you, my friend, bless you my friend. 386 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, just like that surprise sneeze, this week got off 387 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 2: to a bang. Although what he certainly hasn't learned that 388 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 2: making sweeping statements like this, I. 389 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 3: Am human, end of the day. Pretty smart, but human. 390 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 2: Is a bad idea. Fast forward to tape to five 391 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 2: minutes after he said that you had a plumber come 392 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 2: over to your house today because you claim that you 393 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 2: had a leaky sink. 394 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 3: Who told you this? 395 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 2: Climber rocked up, looked at the zinc two seconds days like, sorry, mate, 396 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 2: I don't think he sinks leaking. I think that you're 397 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 2: just splashing water out of the sink when you're washing 398 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 2: your hands and cost me forty five bucks. 399 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 3: God, that's stunk. 400 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if you don't want it to happen again, 401 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 2: just stuff being such an idiot. 402 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 3: I hate that people would think that. 403 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 2: What do you mean, man? 404 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 3: You know if people just assume you're a better driver 405 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 3: because you're all intelligent. 406 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 2: And stuff, you wear knee pads to unpack a flat pack. 407 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,120 Speaker 3: Okay, I've got sensitiveness. 408 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,040 Speaker 2: You're a mess, You're a disgrace. And I should also 409 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 2: mention that you wore those kneepads on the carpet. You 410 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 2: ruder the reputation of Ben all over Australia, all over 411 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 2: the world. In fact, although give the amount of calls 412 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 2: we got about that topic, you're not alone, Maddie. 413 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 3: You've ruined the reputation of men. 414 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, boys, myself in I shaved me legs. 415 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 7: I'm stream one saying the other guy in his legs. 416 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 11: They were like, they look really good. 417 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 3: I can't blame the man. You know, you can't lie 418 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,119 Speaker 3: about the things you love. It was a bit like 419 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,800 Speaker 3: Vash in the match game when you mentioned this. 420 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 2: Which of your ex's did you feel the strongest connection 421 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 2: with three? What was it about Therese that really swept 422 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:26,320 Speaker 2: you up. 423 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,359 Speaker 11: I've never really been with the Baker before. 424 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 2: It wasn't just Vash who poured out his heart though, 425 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,480 Speaker 2: so Adam and we really wish he didn't. Yeah, me 426 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 2: and my my second cousin send each other for about 427 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,439 Speaker 2: a couple of months, trying to hide it from our parents. 428 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 2: Oh wow, so you knew the whole time. 429 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we both knew, yeah, we might. 430 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 2: Leave that on there. 431 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 3: Moving swiftly along, very very swiftly. 432 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,919 Speaker 2: Let's talk to our street stall stories right now. Lemonade's 433 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,960 Speaker 2: your classic twenty cents a glass, James, your store was 434 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 2: in the poor wild. 435 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 12: Yeah, we have this religious festival. 436 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 11: I used to go and collect some empty water bottles 437 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 11: and then sell them. 438 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 12: Saying you could take home some holy water from this. 439 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 2: Now, look, lying is never good, kids, but my kidding. 440 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 2: We had a bump a week of pranks and pretty 441 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,040 Speaker 2: much all we did was lie. 442 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,680 Speaker 3: I think my favorite was when we got Ben's girlfriend 443 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 3: to call him and say their house had been broken into. 444 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,120 Speaker 5: Really only taken the Pokemon cards, Oh those. 445 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 3: Motherfuls to scorch him further. Enter Constable Stevens. 446 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 2: And did you have any other Sparkleys in the kid? 447 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a cure again, can you. 448 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 2: Name just Cherizides? And now for the one that didn't work, 449 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 2: My partner Sam is nearly impossible to prank. So the 450 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 2: one key piece of information we gave to our junior producer, Analse, 451 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 2: was don't give up your identity. 452 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 5: You have reached them. 453 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 2: Hi, Sam is Anlys couldn't have been a worse start. 454 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 3: But as they say, if your fin try. 455 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 13: Again, I'm calling in regards to your waste disposal. 456 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 2: Laughing matter, stop laughing. 457 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,160 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. 458 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 2: Just do a quick drive by strafing of stupid people 459 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 2: if I could. There's been a whole bunch of cold 460 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,200 Speaker 2: weather recently. We all know been on the end of 461 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 2: a cold snap. 462 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 3: Where's that come from? 463 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,439 Speaker 2: I don't know what he whether I would say somewhere. No, 464 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,160 Speaker 2: there's been this cold snap. That's a cold front that's 465 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 2: cycled up through the southeast of Australia. 466 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 3: It's an arctic Arctic front. 467 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,359 Speaker 2: Oh there, you can ask your own question with an 468 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,880 Speaker 2: Arctic front? Was that just you trying to give yourself 469 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 2: a bit of a Dorothy Dixon? 470 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 5: Was it? 471 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 2: It was a very good now, So I was actually 472 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 2: coming for you. I wasn't actually coming good now. The 473 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 2: reason I'm bringing something is because there's been a whole 474 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 2: bunch of snow and ice, really chilly conditions, and a 475 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,720 Speaker 2: whole bunch of very stupid people have extrapolated this into 476 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,159 Speaker 2: saying that global warming doesn't exist, which. 477 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,920 Speaker 3: Isn't an argument for global warming, because isn't global warming 478 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 3: all about extreme temperatures either way. 479 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, look exactly what We actually don't need to get 480 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,000 Speaker 2: into it because I mean, if we're going to believe 481 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 2: this guy's logic, then the fact that the Arctic still 482 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 2: exists means that there's no such thing as global warming. Sure, 483 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 2: so we're just not going to get into it. But 484 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,919 Speaker 2: it does actually kick me off into an area by 485 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,640 Speaker 2: guy's globe warming does exist look after the environment, like 486 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,399 Speaker 2: I mean, it just kills me, but it goes me 487 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 2: onto a nice little topic that I'd like to do, 488 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 2: which is called what awful logic do you hate? 489 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 6: Oh? 490 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 3: Yes, here we go. 491 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,679 Speaker 2: So there's a few bits of awful logic that I 492 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 2: hate that i'd just like to focus on today. Yes, 493 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 2: we can continue this as an ongoing segment if we'd 494 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 2: like to, and everyone's enjoying it, ok yeah, Okay, Well 495 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 2: I'd like to kick it off with people that think 496 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,679 Speaker 2: the Earth's flat, and that's normally paired with the awful logic. 497 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,200 Speaker 2: The number one thing they go for is that when 498 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,159 Speaker 2: they're standing on the Earth Earth, they can't see the 499 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,439 Speaker 2: curvature of the Earth, the Earth looks flat. 500 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, that one is their best argument because Jesus. It 501 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 3: is convincing. It looks pretty there and you're like, hell, 502 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 3: it doesn't dip down. 503 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So and that's the same as everything 504 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 2: with perspective that I would like to point out. First 505 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,119 Speaker 2: of all. First of all, given that there is a horizon, 506 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,399 Speaker 2: that by definition means that it's curved because it curves 507 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 2: over the other side of the horizon. That's why it's 508 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 2: a limit to how far you can see. 509 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 3: Good defense. 510 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,919 Speaker 2: Second of all, if you're in a car, right, that 511 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,800 Speaker 2: also feels like you're flying effectively, you are just floating 512 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,480 Speaker 2: above the ground at a high speed. Oh yeah, apart 513 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 2: from the fact that you're in a car. So we'll 514 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 2: move on. 515 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,439 Speaker 3: Didn't get the second argument, but I'm very slow. I 516 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,440 Speaker 3: think Shaquille O'Neill a. 517 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 2: Flat earth guy. Flat earth guy. It's just also massive. 518 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 3: More on, isn't it. When you find out someone's a 519 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,040 Speaker 3: flat earth it kills me. 520 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 2: Shark culling. Shark culling has been a thing for a while. 521 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 2: You know where they they bait They bait hooks five 522 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 2: hundred meters from the shore and then kill the sharks. Yeah, yeah, 523 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,240 Speaker 2: which the awful logic which this ties in with me. 524 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 2: And again, if I can use an analogy, I feel 525 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 2: a little bit like going camping and then thinking to myself, geez, 526 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to see a bear. 527 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,280 Speaker 3: Yeah sure, and then just. 528 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 2: Opening a whole bunch of honeypots near my campsite. 529 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, so true, Because that's what the baited lines do. 530 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,640 Speaker 3: They bring the sharks closer into shore. 531 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,400 Speaker 2: Obviously attract sharks, like when people say, oh god, you're 532 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 2: an attract sharks. Pretty sure every surfer that's ever surfed 533 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 2: would have been eaten by now, given the amount that 534 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,200 Speaker 2: everybody pisses in their wetsuits. 535 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,119 Speaker 3: Yeap, fair enough. A little fun shark fact, though, you 536 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 3: can hear smell like one drop out of blood from 537 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 3: over two kilometers away. 538 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 2: Yeah one, You nearly got it right. One particle of 539 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,640 Speaker 2: blood of blood in a billion. 540 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 3: Is extraordinary, amazing. 541 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,720 Speaker 2: I wanted to kill you. They could have killed you. 542 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,359 Speaker 2: I don't really care about that. I'm gonna move on manifesting. 543 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,159 Speaker 2: This is my final one for today. I hate manifesting. 544 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 2: Can't stand manifesting because just because you've created a large 545 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,359 Speaker 2: confirmation bias in your head does not mean that you 546 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:16,720 Speaker 2: have manipulated the cause of events on the planet. So 547 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,320 Speaker 2: if I can give you on another analogy, it's similar 548 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 2: to when you think to yourself you'd like to buy 549 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,640 Speaker 2: a particular car, and then obviously you see that car 550 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,679 Speaker 2: a lot on the road, and then people get out 551 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,200 Speaker 2: of their car and they go, oh my god, it's 552 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,200 Speaker 2: a sign I've got to go and buy that car. 553 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,679 Speaker 2: It's called confirmation bias. It's the same thing with manifesting. 554 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 2: You think of something in your head a lot, right, 555 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 2: so you think, oh, did I really hope that thing 556 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 2: happens to me? So when that thing does happen to you, 557 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,479 Speaker 2: it's a massive moment for you and you get that 558 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,359 Speaker 2: surreal sensation of I wish that and hence it happened. 559 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,560 Speaker 3: I won't get into a fire, but I think visualization 560 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 3: of saying is a great way to go to work, 561 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,960 Speaker 3: gives you confidence for it, and yeah, it gives you 562 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,520 Speaker 3: direction there. 563 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 2: And and I'm not detracting from the fact that it's 564 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,199 Speaker 2: a lovely thing to do for confidence and purpose in 565 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 2: your life. But you're not maniputulating the events what's going on. 566 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 3: That's fair. But our button push of Joel funny this 567 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,199 Speaker 3: has come up. But Joel, you manifested something today. 568 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, I had this idea in my head this week 569 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 4: about a comedy skit show, idea where I play a 570 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:20,359 Speaker 4: bunch of characters from other radio stations, you know, like 571 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,480 Speaker 4: a top forty station, classic rock station, nice, and like, 572 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,560 Speaker 4: how do I build like a radio station at home 573 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,440 Speaker 4: to film all this stuff? It will never happen. It 574 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 4: will never happen. I got into work today and they 575 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 4: were throwing out basically an entire studio of parts so 576 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,720 Speaker 4: I can build my own studio at home. 577 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 2: How goes that I manifested it? 578 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 5: Will? 579 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 3: What do you say to that Will? What do you 580 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 3: say to that? 581 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 2: Perfect confirmation bias? That's a perfect example of it. 582 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 4: Anyway, Follow me girlding eighteen on Instagram. 583 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast. 584 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,120 Speaker 2: Time of the best of our worst ideas. 585 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies rejected ideas. 586 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,439 Speaker 2: So what's every you? And I pitched a lot of ideas. 587 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 2: A lot of them don't make the show because not 588 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 2: up to the great That's it. 589 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,000 Speaker 3: We like to pay respects to our fallen comrades who 590 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,959 Speaker 3: didn't get onto the show, and every single Friday we 591 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 3: get to repitch one of those ideas a whole munch. 592 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,120 Speaker 3: People are called up because they're going to be choosing 593 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 3: out of the two of our repitched ideas, which idea 594 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 3: they do want to hear. I'm going to kick things 595 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 3: off right now, will sure. I think it's a belter. 596 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,639 Speaker 3: I think it absolute belter. 597 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 2: Didn't make the show though. 598 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 3: Nah, I pitched it three days ago. I was like, 599 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 3: when it wasn't picked, I was like, maybe I lifted 600 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 3: off my email. 601 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,440 Speaker 2: QuickScan was there? Did I comment on it at all? Nah? 602 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 3: You didn't. But I'm interested to hear what you think 603 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 3: about this because I know you've seen it all right, 604 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 3: here we go, here. 605 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 2: It is, here we go, Here we go. 606 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 3: What shouldn't you have put down your pants? 607 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:46,920 Speaker 5: Here? 608 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,320 Speaker 3: It is simple one. I can't remember why I pitched it. 609 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,399 Speaker 3: I know there was a reason, but I've escaped to me. 610 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 3: You saw pack it guy, thank you, button push and 611 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 3: Joel dude put a source back it down his pants. 612 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,639 Speaker 3: It exploded. He would regret that what who? It was 613 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,879 Speaker 3: a tight ass? No, that wasn't the news. We received 614 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,400 Speaker 3: a call from someone there was a tight ars who 615 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,360 Speaker 3: he was trying to out tight me earlier in the week. Yes, 616 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 3: and he took home one of those thirty cent squirty 617 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:21,120 Speaker 3: sources anyway, had exploded in his pants on the way home, 618 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,520 Speaker 3: and I had to laugh about that. I was riding 619 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,879 Speaker 3: home and I had to laugh about it again, and 620 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 3: I thought, hang on a second, could I hear more 621 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 3: of these stories? And here we are, So, guys, what 622 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,880 Speaker 3: shouldn't you have put down your pants? As idea one 623 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 3: over to you? 624 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 2: Well, all right, so my idea is from a news 625 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,399 Speaker 2: story today, actually in the news didn't make the show today. 626 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,520 Speaker 2: The you know, the Netflix series The Crown. Yep, we've 627 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,440 Speaker 2: got the Crown theme music somewhere there. And Joe's missed 628 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 2: again and he's had a few misses this week if 629 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 2: we're being honest, but the Crown, jeez, you're not nice 630 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,919 Speaker 2: to him. Well, he's had a few misses. It's come 631 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 2: back then there is well done the Crown. 632 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 7: Yep. 633 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 2: So they're saying they can't find a kid kid to 634 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,880 Speaker 2: play Prince Harry. Why because they're saying there's not enough 635 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,879 Speaker 2: good red head actors. 636 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 3: Is that right? 637 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,159 Speaker 2: Yeah? Bloody hell yeah. So my original topic was going 638 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 2: to be, oh no, actually, probably can't say that. I 639 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,040 Speaker 2: when you get in trouble for saying that. 640 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 3: Okay, filter on air? Nice keep going. 641 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,719 Speaker 2: I think I think the reason that they haven't got 642 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,160 Speaker 2: a red head actor honestly is because obviously they're pissed 643 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,679 Speaker 2: off at Harry at the moment. Okay, right, Charles. So 644 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,719 Speaker 2: he's like, no, I don't want to see don't want 645 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 2: to see Harry in the crown, right, So what I want? 646 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 2: My topic today was third one of six Five is 647 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 2: his excuses there aren't any good red head actors. As 648 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 2: a parent, what's the worst excuse you've ever given your kids? 649 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:44,200 Speaker 3: It's a stretch, but. 650 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 2: Long body, what's excuse you've ever given your kids? Having 651 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,360 Speaker 2: kids all the time. 652 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 3: Off a shortage of redheads to play in the crowd? 653 00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 2: Exactly? How bad was his excuse? Yeah? 654 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,120 Speaker 3: Okay, you won me. Thanks for let's go to Rihanna. 655 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 3: What do you want to hear? Do you want to 656 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,920 Speaker 3: hear worst excuse you've given your kids? Or what shouldn't 657 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 3: you have put down your pants? 658 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,080 Speaker 12: Hey? 659 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 6: You guys, how you goingod? 660 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 5: I would love to hear what you've put down your pants? 661 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,160 Speaker 1: I think that would be golden. 662 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,880 Speaker 2: You've got great taste ranny if you ever put rhann 663 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,440 Speaker 2: and we'll just test it now, have you put anything 664 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,960 Speaker 2: you regret down your pants? 665 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 12: Not that I can think. 666 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 13: Of, But top don't put her on the spot like Tony, 667 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,680 Speaker 13: would you rather hear the worst excuse parents ever given 668 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,240 Speaker 13: their kids? 669 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,639 Speaker 2: Or what have you put down your pants? 670 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 12: I'm thinking worst excuse parents have given their kids. 671 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 2: That's a bit of a chuggle from Tony there as well. 672 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 2: A bit of an organic reaction. 673 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 3: Is Tony's a parent, so it's relatable for her. 674 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 2: What are you saying about her? 675 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,560 Speaker 3: Just got that parental sort of. 676 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 2: Trying to say she's older. 677 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's old. 678 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 2: Attle. Let's go to Zoe. Zoe, You've got the deciding 679 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 2: vote here. Would you rather what do you putting down 680 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 2: your pants? Or worse parental excuses to kids? 681 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 11: The pants on? 682 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 5: I think that's the best. 683 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,440 Speaker 3: It's a bit of a whack to all of our 684 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 3: other ideas. Not Australia, Australia. We're doing it our number 685 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,160 Speaker 3: thirteen one are you expecting here? 686 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 2: Because I mean, I'm going to be honest. Exploding sauce packet, Yeah, 687 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 2: a bit of a crap call. I was disappointed it 688 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 2: got across in the first place. 689 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 3: The question is how good can it get? We're going 690 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 3: to answer it right now. Thirteen one IX. 691 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 2: Give me an example. What's the best call you'd expect? 692 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 3: Here we'll get real examples right now. 693 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 2: Give me an example. What are you expecting? Best call? 694 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600 Speaker 3: What am I expecting? 695 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? Best call you get? 696 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 3: Best call I get? I regret putting a squirrel down 697 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 3: my pants? 698 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 6: What shouldn't you have. 699 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,640 Speaker 3: Put down your pants? We're talking them up next. 700 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies rejected ideas. 701 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 14: And what a belter that is. Luckily he made the 702 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,719 Speaker 14: show through a repitch. Here it is Australia thirty one 703 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,520 Speaker 14: oh sixty five. You voted for it. What shouldn't you 704 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,800 Speaker 14: have put down your pants? Let's go to Sharon here, 705 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 14: who's caught on thirty one oh sixty five? Sharon, this 706 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 14: is about your friend Alan, that cheeky devil. What did 707 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,480 Speaker 14: he put down his pants? 708 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 12: And he put down his pants? He put a pepper grinder. 709 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,600 Speaker 12: He was very drunk at the time, and he goes 710 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 12: always go out for dinner. Okay, So we go into 711 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:33,120 Speaker 12: this restaurant and he took a fancy to the pepper crowder. 712 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 12: He was very drunk at the time, so we put 713 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 12: it down his pants and then we got up to 714 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 12: leave the restaurant and this thing started sliding down his leg, 715 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,880 Speaker 12: so of course he grabbed it to stop it from sliding. 716 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 12: And he's listening his crutch. 717 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 3: Oh say, cracking story. Thank you sharontanding. So the pepper 718 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,520 Speaker 3: shaker in your pants or you're just excited to see me? 719 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,479 Speaker 3: Let's go to Joey here for I didn't want who 720 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 3: six five? Joey? What shouldn't you have put down your pants? 721 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 3: My friend? Hello? 722 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 9: Yeah, hello, So I didn't put down my pants, but 723 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,120 Speaker 9: I was sleeping at my year seven camp and my 724 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 9: mates saw that there's a spider walking around and they 725 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 9: are the. 726 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 7: Joy. 727 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 3: Oh that is so annoying. That is so annoying. Joey's 728 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,000 Speaker 3: just sworn and he's wrecked the segment. I hate you, Joey. 729 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,520 Speaker 3: I just I appreciate you going, man, but we can't 730 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,720 Speaker 3: take calls now we've got any celebration music hang around 731 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 3: there at all? 732 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 2: The topics over The topic is over. I mean, I 733 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 2: mean after the first call with the pepper shaker, I 734 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 2: almost said, shouldn't the topic be not what shouldn't you 735 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 2: have put down your pants? But what shouldn't you have 736 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 2: voted for Australia? 737 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 6: You idiots? 738 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 3: Because it sucked so much there is half an hour 739 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 3: ago there, So then we're gonna go to I think 740 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 3: we might bring it back up next. Got a great 741 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 3: story about what shouldn't you? 742 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 2: It was bad, it was so bad. 743 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Speaker 3: Joey saved us. 744 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 2: He's like Joey's like Jesus. 745 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 3: He saved us all Joey. 746 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: It's the rhymm Woody Podcast. 747 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 2: It was a call thirty one and sixty five. All 748 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,880 Speaker 2: you need is a glove box and a job. Tell 749 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 2: us what's in that glove box? Let me tell you 750 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:29,320 Speaker 2: what your joe is what. 751 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 3: Alright, let's kick things off with Whitney. Whitney, what's in 752 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 3: your glove box? 753 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 8: In my glove. 754 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:50,560 Speaker 11: Box, there is a fake mask, a scrub cat mm hmmm, 755 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:56,240 Speaker 11: and a immucking ticket for my team your gym. 756 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,200 Speaker 3: Quick question, scrub cap, what's what's the out? Yeah, what's 757 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:01,920 Speaker 3: a scrub cap? 758 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 11: Well that's probably gonna give it away a little bit. 759 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,600 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, scrub cap, sorry, scrub, scrub scrub. She's a nurse. 760 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 2: She's a nurse. She's a nurse through a doctor. She's 761 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,360 Speaker 2: a nurse for a doctor. 762 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 3: You're you're in healthcare, Whitney, don't get very easy. 763 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 11: That was very. 764 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,680 Speaker 3: She could have been a chef. She could have been 765 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,160 Speaker 3: a chef. 766 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,640 Speaker 2: Let's go, and she was actually beautifully specific there scrub caps. 767 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got a Nick here, Nick, what's in your 768 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 3: glove box? 769 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 4: Hey mate, I've got a Stanley knife, a pair of 770 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 4: mouths and some gloves so well. 771 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:46,680 Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, because you're because with a lawnmar Also, 772 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960 Speaker 3: we know, we know what you used that. 773 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,560 Speaker 2: We want to have the love when you step these 774 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,760 Speaker 2: things out for me, they're no go on. 775 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 3: I think for those playing at home thought to see, 776 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,680 Speaker 3: you know, inside the mind of Will and Woody, you know, 777 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 3: and that's welcome inside our minds. And we've gone Lord Miles. 778 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 2: Allowed is the name of the Robin Millions documentary. 779 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 3: Ye, Nick, you're a gardener. 780 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 6: Oh you could probably consider that, mate, I'm a landscape. 781 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 2: Well you could probably consuer that match, can it? 782 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:13,440 Speaker 5: Nick? 783 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 3: Sorry? Come I ask Nick real quick? Bring Nick backs? 784 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:16,839 Speaker 3: Bring Nick backs? Hey? 785 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 4: Nick? 786 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 6: Mate? 787 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 3: Do you ever use knee pads when you're landscaping? 788 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,279 Speaker 2: Yeah? 789 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 6: Mate, all the time. 790 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,440 Speaker 9: You always made name pads when landscaping. 791 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,799 Speaker 2: You know, I'm I'm talking about Nick because Nick landscapes. 792 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 2: He uses gravel and things like that. Nick, would you 793 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 2: use knee pads if it meant unpacking a flat pad, 794 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,480 Speaker 2: a flat pack on carpet. 795 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 6: Of course, not mate, ke. 796 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,120 Speaker 2: Wow, a early sucking Friday. 797 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 3: I just did you. 798 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,279 Speaker 2: We've got Emily, who's going would you? Would you put 799 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,400 Speaker 2: yourself in that position? I was obviously going to clarify 800 00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,320 Speaker 2: she's early sucking right, we're not even ten minutes in. Uh, Emily, 801 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:01,880 Speaker 2: what's in your clod box? 802 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 12: Hi? I've got brackets, yep, crew, a card and a manual. 803 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:15,359 Speaker 2: Brackets, screws, a card, an e manual, a card. 804 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 3: Like like a greetings card or a birthday card. I 805 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 3: think you can give. 806 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,839 Speaker 12: Us a bit more there with the car company card. 807 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 2: Company card, company card like you, Emily, we got a 808 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,680 Speaker 2: band from them when wood he bought two hundred dollars 809 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,200 Speaker 2: worth of speed deal of sunglasses at a service station. 810 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 3: Is a true story. I had to get spears, got 811 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,959 Speaker 3: four peers anyway. 812 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:41,040 Speaker 2: Screws, brackets, brackets, brackets is very is very builder, isn't 813 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,880 Speaker 2: it a bracket? 814 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:42,919 Speaker 9: Yeah? 815 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,759 Speaker 3: And so what do you think? 816 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,520 Speaker 2: What do you think of bracket? Is? And don't say 817 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,040 Speaker 2: two things to enclose a word. 818 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,319 Speaker 3: No, I'm definitely not thinking that. I'm not not a 819 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,840 Speaker 3: buddy more on the screws and a bracket there and 820 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,759 Speaker 3: a manual. But it feels like she just you know, 821 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 3: went home from I Care and. 822 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,440 Speaker 2: You think she works that I care. I don't think people. 823 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,960 Speaker 2: I don't think people, but I don't think people that 824 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,440 Speaker 2: work at I can carry spare screws and brackets in 825 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:07,799 Speaker 2: their car. 826 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,160 Speaker 3: I'd steal the brackets and the screws if I worked. 827 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,200 Speaker 2: For ike But that would make if somebody have their 828 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,440 Speaker 2: flat pack short, their flat packs very specific. 829 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,520 Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. Okay, she's got a cart. Okay, she's 830 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 3: out there on. 831 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 2: The roast, clarified for it, just for you. I mean, 832 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 2: this segment becomes more and more about like really clarifying 833 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,920 Speaker 2: things for you. People at IKEA don't really see a 834 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,680 Speaker 2: screw or a bracket, like it gets shipped to them 835 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,239 Speaker 2: in a flat pack and they just sell the flat 836 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 2: packs incorrect. 837 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,880 Speaker 3: There's a room in I Care whereas it's all the 838 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,520 Speaker 3: damaged goods or the leftovers where I always shop it. 839 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 3: I care because you get the bargains. My friend screws everywhere. 840 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 3: Uh more screws than you're seeing a swingers club there is. 841 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,080 Speaker 3: He's warmly Okay, Emily. 842 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,399 Speaker 2: Screws let's just keep it. Let's just keep it basic, screws, brackets. 843 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,319 Speaker 3: She's chippy, all right, Emily, Emily, if you think you're 844 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,360 Speaker 3: a chippy, no close. 845 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:04,400 Speaker 12: I've work for a fencing company, fin fincing, vincing company. 846 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:04,719 Speaker 6: Wow. 847 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,520 Speaker 3: Hell, great work. 848 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, ended on a flat note. Yeah, we'll end on 849 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,360 Speaker 2: a nice cold moment. 850 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 3: Oh well fencing. 851 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, Emily, Emily, can I get your back? Emily? 852 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 12: Yeah? 853 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,400 Speaker 2: Could you say sucket woody to me, Adam, could you 854 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,759 Speaker 2: just say sucket woody for me? 855 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,480 Speaker 6: Sucket Woody felt it out, that felt him. 856 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,400 Speaker 1: It's The Women Woody Podcast.