WEBVTT - #33: On The Blower

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird ship it should in young people,

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<v Speaker 1>inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to

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<v Speaker 1>get high.

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<v Speaker 2>Some things more since than others.

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<v Speaker 3>I've done everything for you got my career on hold.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have been anything if I'd had the talent.

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<v Speaker 2>Bless yourself for observations.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't ask for leadership.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.

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<v Speaker 5>Well good, just.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of Mitch. One of us be Mitch and

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<v Speaker 2>the other b Mitchell. Just to make things easier.

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<v Speaker 5>Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Julie and Mitchell Koo.

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<v Speaker 5>We're here here, we are back again.

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<v Speaker 2>Out big week. I have actually I'll say that all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this week on the show, it's not just you, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not just me. Jenna hasn't piped up and said why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I the opener. It's nice that you're going it

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<v Speaker 2>down different about this week?

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<v Speaker 5>Why are where are you hitting with this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that it's not just the three of us.

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<v Speaker 2>We're having some fans on the show. We're doing another round.

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<v Speaker 2>If is it just you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, we haven't done this for a while, have we.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time we did it was about traffic, wasn't.

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<v Speaker 5>It something like that? But yeah, we like to get

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<v Speaker 5>our listeners on, give them the opportunity to vent about

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<v Speaker 5>what's on their mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because surprise, surprise, we're not the only people that

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<v Speaker 2>think things, so it's nice take other people on. So

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<v Speaker 2>I've got three line dumb So.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know anything about these callers. I did notice

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<v Speaker 5>you were on o Instagram story asking anyone if they

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<v Speaker 5>wanted to come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got it.

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<v Speaker 5>We usually only to do one at a time. Have

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<v Speaker 5>you got three? Because it's too polite to say no.

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<v Speaker 2>I had so many. I think I had about sixteen

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<v Speaker 2>at one point. Oh god, I said. My tactic was,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like when you're selling something on the Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 2>You say yes to someone, and then when someone has

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<v Speaker 2>a better offer, you'd say yes to them, and then

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<v Speaker 2>someone else will message me. So I've committed to so

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<v Speaker 2>many people, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, So we've got some calls to get through later.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've got three of them coming up from fans,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you've got mind and mitches. That is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just me? Something we've noticed something we hate or appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>from the week, or something that comes into our head.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the benchmark of the show. It's how we start.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine is about, you know, I just want to shed

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<v Speaker 2>light on how well I did in high school. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all I'm going to say.

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<v Speaker 5>Great, it's the school captain. I can't wait to hear

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<v Speaker 5>all about.

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<v Speaker 2>The primary school and high schoolandslide victory?

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<v Speaker 1>Really both really and it was a landslide victory both, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Both of them.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I really just represented everyone there was all in the speech.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a horrendous leader. I mean, who went first

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<v Speaker 2>last week? I always lose track.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you did. There's no pattern to it, but whatever,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm ready if you are, Bradley, get on Mike there

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<v Speaker 5>there he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Could you not care less what people think of your feet?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I'm very self conscious about my feet.

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<v Speaker 5>What for their feet?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know have because they just put them on

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<v Speaker 2>full display. I can Billy wear slides yep, really yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I have severe and grown toenails.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually what just constantly past hands?

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<v Speaker 2>I had reoccurring IGT so I had to go to

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<v Speaker 2>a pediatrist or a pediatrician. What's the one that does kids.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a pedios Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went to a podiatrist and he there was

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<v Speaker 2>so bad that he had to soar off twenty percent

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<v Speaker 2>of my nail. So I don't have nail cornices. My

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<v Speaker 2>big toes are just like a plank of wood.

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<v Speaker 5>What still, Well, anyway, you might be an exception to

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<v Speaker 5>the rule you keep your feet to yourself. What I

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<v Speaker 5>was going to say is that I don't really care

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<v Speaker 5>what people's feet look like, because their feet they're not

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<v Speaker 5>exactly meant to be pretty. It's came about after you

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<v Speaker 5>guys would have seen that the Delta Gudtram incident on

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<v Speaker 5>the Voice last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did I see it? Like a fucking smell it

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<v Speaker 2>through the TV?

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<v Speaker 5>How unflattering is this saily male headline? Ready the Voice

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<v Speaker 5>coach Delta Goodam Lee's view is disgusted, and she flaunts

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<v Speaker 5>her filthy feet during the blind audition. So she's kicked

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<v Speaker 5>back on the red chair, popped her feet up, and

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<v Speaker 5>clearly she's been walking around barefoot in the studio, which

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<v Speaker 5>aren't exactly glamorous behind the scenes. They're like the warehouses,

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<v Speaker 5>and she's pop them up and they don't look especially grubby.

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<v Speaker 5>They just look how they just look like how normal

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<v Speaker 5>feet would look if you've been walking around barefoot all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're a bit brown around the heel and the

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<v Speaker 2>sort of pat.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, granted she is on television.

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<v Speaker 2>Is very close to Kelly Roller next Destiny's Child. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>scrub your fucking nibs.

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<v Speaker 5>You think they film for hours at a time. They

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<v Speaker 5>voice like, there's a reason that those coaches have been

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<v Speaker 5>wearing the same outfits for weeks, because they filled them

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<v Speaker 5>all in one go. She would have been on those

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<v Speaker 5>damn feet for hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, they'd be she would be mortified. I think looking back.

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<v Speaker 1>And watching dirty feet gross me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're not a dirty feet person.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if your feet are deformed, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. As long as they're clean, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I put that on a T shirt. Jenny. You look

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<v Speaker 2>at you. You're a vision for hope. I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>if your toes are curl.

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<v Speaker 5>You're so open minded as a person with cat nails.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm actually very true. You're the spokesperson for

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<v Speaker 2>all nail deformities. I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>So, Look, it's not that I'm saying that I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think dirty feet are gross. I'm just seeing that it's

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<v Speaker 5>not out of the ordinary for them to get gross,

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<v Speaker 5>Like if you've been on them all day, it's normal

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<v Speaker 5>to look a bit gross. I'm just saying it's not

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<v Speaker 5>something worth getting self conscious about. Someone in my life

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<v Speaker 5>who in fact is quite proud of their feet is

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<v Speaker 5>my housemate Jordan. So I walked in the lounge room

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<v Speaker 5>the other day and he was taking photos of them.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, what are you doing? Apparently he sells them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh, Jordan, who's he selling them to?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I figured that you'd have questions, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to get him on the phone now, give me the

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<v Speaker 5>It's fascinating. I had no idea this is going on

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<v Speaker 5>until I walked in and witnessed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder how much the going rad is for one foot?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you pay per toe to?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>You can ask to God. You really can't, Multitas. Can

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<v Speaker 5>you stop dialing his number to talk? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>we should have had him on.

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<v Speaker 2>Ages ago dial house mate. Yeah, very sexually active man.

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<v Speaker 2>He is always rooting. Really, I get that impression.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't just get an impress and then tell everyone

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<v Speaker 5>as though it's the truth. Sorry, Sorry, Jordan, Hi Darling.

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<v Speaker 5>It's us.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Including the other metch and Jenna? Sorry, Hi, Hi, hi.

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<v Speaker 2>J how are you. It's a real gang bang here,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. You're used to that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm actually driving past the house that I last had

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<v Speaker 7>a gang bang in right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, ultimate ultimo.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it funny? We all remember the first house we

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<v Speaker 2>had a gang bang in.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't say first, I said.

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<v Speaker 2>It did anyway, why don't you bring it up?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? We were just talking about when I walked in.

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<v Speaker 5>And you're taking photos of your feet the other day,

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<v Speaker 5>because you know, the foot fetishism is a definite thing.

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<v Speaker 5>In fact, Jenna, would you mind? Can you google foot fetishes?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't really know much about it, but all I

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<v Speaker 5>know is that Jordan is starting to make money off it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Jordan, I just want to know God actually

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<v Speaker 2>got a lot of questions. Let's just start, What the

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<v Speaker 2>hell who do you sell these feet pigs to?

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<v Speaker 7>It's not like this. One guy approached me on Twitter

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<v Speaker 7>once about it, and I was a little bit skeptic

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<v Speaker 7>on it, but he seemed legit. He's into a thing

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<v Speaker 7>called findom what wait, what is it? Fin which is

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<v Speaker 7>financial domination. Oh okay, So it's like, well, whenever he

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<v Speaker 7>gets drunk and he lives, he lives in the UK,

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<v Speaker 7>So it's perfect because I woke up. I woke up

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<v Speaker 7>and he was he was high or drunk or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>He was right.

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<v Speaker 7>I woke up and it was eight hours before, nine

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<v Speaker 7>hours before, so it was like, cool, makes some money

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<v Speaker 7>this morning. Yeah. So whenever he whenever he gets that

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<v Speaker 7>drunk or whatever, he hits me up and he's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 7>well I'm drunk, and the intent is actually, well, no, no,

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<v Speaker 7>he doesn't ask. I have to literally dominate him with

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<v Speaker 7>words and be like, I will send you a picture

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<v Speaker 7>of my feet as a reward for sending me one

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<v Speaker 7>hundred and fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh number, I didn't know that you were offering.

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<v Speaker 7>I thought, it's not that I'm exactly offering, but I

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<v Speaker 7>know it's his, his king. But it gets even weirder

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<v Speaker 7>in the sense that he he likes it to be

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<v Speaker 7>used in a way of blackmail. Oh God, because it's

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<v Speaker 7>domination and it's a sub it's a submissive thing. Whereas

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<v Speaker 7>he's a submissive one. He it'll be like he might

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<v Speaker 7>send me a picture of something of his face or

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<v Speaker 7>of whatever, and he gets off on me charging him

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<v Speaker 7>X amount of money to not release these photos to

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<v Speaker 7>the public.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, he might send.

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<v Speaker 7>Me a picture of his naked body. And there's been

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<v Speaker 7>a time where I actually said to him, I'm going

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<v Speaker 7>to send these to your mum if you if you

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<v Speaker 7>don't send me a hundred buck.

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<v Speaker 2>And did he send you the money?

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<v Speaker 7>Of course he sent the money.

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<v Speaker 2>God, and he gets off.

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<v Speaker 7>He gets off on that. But then in terms of

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<v Speaker 7>the foot picks, it was kind of like a reward

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<v Speaker 7>for him sending me one hundred and fifty dollars just because.

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<v Speaker 5>I asked, wait, so you set the price?

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<v Speaker 7>I actually because I know, as I said, he gets

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<v Speaker 7>off on the domination. I originally said fifty dollars, but

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<v Speaker 7>when I sent the PayPal request to him, it's and

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<v Speaker 7>so he had And his thing is he's got no

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<v Speaker 7>choice because he's dominated, so he paid.

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<v Speaker 5>Well. How the hell did you learn to navigate people

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<v Speaker 5>whose mind work like that? That is so weird that

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<v Speaker 5>you knew exactly how to play him?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did he did? He have to sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>set it up like when you go to a real

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<v Speaker 2>estate and you go to an open house. These are

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<v Speaker 2>the ground rules everyone go like, did you have to

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<v Speaker 2>sort of did he have to tell you at the

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<v Speaker 2>start that this is what he liked?

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<v Speaker 7>It's sort of we worked it out slowly, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>Like the only ground rule is that, like, obviously I

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<v Speaker 7>can't ask for a car or something, right, it's got

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<v Speaker 7>to be it's gonna be a reasonable amount. He did

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<v Speaker 7>admit to me how much money.

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<v Speaker 2>He earned, which is how a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, it's in British pounds, but it's like one hundred

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<v Speaker 7>thousand British pounds a year.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I don't know what that means for us.

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<v Speaker 7>It's about two hundred and thirty thousand I think a

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<v Speaker 7>year Australian.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, so he can afford to be transferring money

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<v Speaker 5>for paying paying the feet?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, how do you take the photos of feet? So

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<v Speaker 2>do you like have a shower? Like, because obviously Delta

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<v Speaker 2>Gudraam had the dirty grabby little fucking feed and they're disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>He might want more for a dirty foot, right, I.

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<v Speaker 7>Asked him this actually, And it's not to do with

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<v Speaker 7>how clean the foot is or what the foot essentially

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<v Speaker 7>looks like. It's what the foot represents. Because he is

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<v Speaker 7>a submissive person Yeah, the foot is like that, you

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<v Speaker 7>would say realistically, like the dirtiest part of a person,

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<v Speaker 7>and that's all he believes he deserves, and that's what

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<v Speaker 7>he again he gets off on.

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<v Speaker 5>It's he he walked all over.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, literally walked all over. And it's also because the

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<v Speaker 7>dominating person I e. Me and this this, then that's

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<v Speaker 7>my foot that he is submitting.

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<v Speaker 5>To see part of me feels bad for the basket.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh, all he thinks he deserves it is

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<v Speaker 5>a footpick. But also like if he knows what he likes,

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<v Speaker 5>then he's going about it and it's consensual and he's

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<v Speaker 5>going about his way to get it. Then whatever, carry on, mate,

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<v Speaker 5>do what you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's self conscious about your foot pigs, Like do you

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<v Speaker 2>check on a toe ring every now and again? Shake

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<v Speaker 2>it up for him? He might want some glam.

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<v Speaker 7>I literally took one. I think it was yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 7>was just I was just sitting on the couch and

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<v Speaker 7>then he hits me up and then you know, one

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<v Speaker 7>hundred and fifty dollars and I was just like, yeah, fuck,

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<v Speaker 7>I took my show off, put myself off, and just

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<v Speaker 7>bang banged out a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you should get one of those vintage like

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<v Speaker 2>foam stoppers that go in between the toes so you

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<v Speaker 2>can paint your tonails with be like, ah, this is

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<v Speaker 2>it just these four spread toe out toes. Or you

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<v Speaker 2>should open a door handle or something with your foot,

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<v Speaker 2>just to like really freak him out, start doing things

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, that actually be great. I'm one hundred

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<v Speaker 7>percent certain if I did own one of those toast

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<v Speaker 7>other things, he'd probably pay me a thousand dollars to

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<v Speaker 7>send it to him in the UK or something.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a smart man.

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<v Speaker 5>We pay around the same amount in rent.

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<v Speaker 7>Here.

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<v Speaker 5>I am going to work every morning, like a fuck

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<v Speaker 5>with You're just at home taking pictures of your feet

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<v Speaker 5>and all this nonsense for only fans, all that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, god, I haven't.

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<v Speaker 7>I have not worked in three four months now. I

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<v Speaker 7>don't think as much.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's because of coronavirus, not because his body was

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<v Speaker 5>keeping him afloat was sending selling photo and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was staying a float by sending his fucking little digit.

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<v Speaker 5>Well he is, because that's the plan me, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>instead of Uber driving as a backup.

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan, I'm a size thirteen and I got quite a

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<v Speaker 2>wide gait. Would I get good cash from my foot?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think? Can I send picts to you and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you send them around and see what the vibe

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<v Speaker 2>is from these feet people?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, should we do like a rate youofoot dot com? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we could do only feet like just get up

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<v Speaker 2>and running. That could be good.

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<v Speaker 5>So when I've seen you over there furiously googling about

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<v Speaker 5>foot fetishes and what what have you learned?

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<v Speaker 1>I've learned about foot kissing, toe sucking, foot jobs and

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<v Speaker 1>foot worship.

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<v Speaker 5>It's great. What can you tell us about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>It's just a bit strange to me.

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<v Speaker 5>I've really got to do everything myself, don't I I

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<v Speaker 5>wanted like one in such and such amount of people

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<v Speaker 5>have a foot fete.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I doubt these statistics even exist. People aren't out

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<v Speaker 2>and proud of it. They'll love a feet I think.

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<v Speaker 5>That is that people aren't that ashamed of it.

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<v Speaker 6>How interesting is this?

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<v Speaker 8>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>One psychological element of a foot fetish is humiliation, feet

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<v Speaker 1>off and considered below people.

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<v Speaker 9>That's exactly That's exactly it, right woew So five percent

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<v Speaker 9>of heterosexual women have foot fetishes, eighteen percent of heterosexual men,

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<v Speaker 9>eleven percent of lesbian and bisexual women and twenty one

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<v Speaker 9>percent of gay and.

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<v Speaker 5>Bisexual men, So US gays, it's most common among us

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<v Speaker 5>to be a fan of the foot.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. I've once seen a foot in a

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<v Speaker 2>sock and I thought that gets me going a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>What really, not like.

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<v Speaker 2>On a side or something else. This is someone wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a SoC on my No, I can see it. I

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<v Speaker 2>can see it.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't. I mean, I'm not shaming anyone who's into it.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, whatever gets you going, it's up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't agree more. Jordan very quickly. For the people listening,

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<v Speaker 2>what's Mitch like to live with? I've just always wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to know, because he's such a fucking pain to do

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast with. Can't imagine what it's like when he's

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<v Speaker 2>having a buddy nighttime bath.

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<v Speaker 7>He is a perfect flat mate, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you just call him a fan mate? Large, Jordan?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 7>And he's brought the lovely Isabella into the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my cat, Oh the cat of course. Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>like the Godfather because you looked after the little cat

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<v Speaker 2>when you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Were He technically spends more time with her than I

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<v Speaker 5>do because he's at home during the day taking photos

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<v Speaker 5>of his fucking feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan, what's the worst thing about living with Mitch?

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<v Speaker 7>The worst thing? Yeah, I can't think of the worst thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Ah fuck, Yeah, he is the best flat mate that

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<v Speaker 7>I've ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Had in that really. Yeah, find him we minther part anal.

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<v Speaker 2>What if anyone should know that word, it's you, Jordan Anal.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you find him? A bit sort of like O. C. D.

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<v Speaker 5>Jordan is a little bit like that too, So it

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<v Speaker 5>kind of works. I would say the same because we

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<v Speaker 5>never really have to nag each other to do things.

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<v Speaker 5>It just kind of coexists and it's all good. Sorry

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<v Speaker 5>you were trying to get some tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Won't you get any arguments?

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<v Speaker 5>I've said this to Jordan, so it's not weird that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm bringing it up now. The only thing that's ever

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<v Speaker 5>like bothered me is that, you know those bloody things

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<v Speaker 5>that you put in this sink that catches all the

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<v Speaker 5>potato peels and shit, doesn't let it go down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>He takes them out and then wonders why our sink's

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<v Speaker 5>full of shit? And I'm like, leave the strainer and

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<v Speaker 5>you fuck and he goes, Oh, it just makes the

0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.040
<v Speaker 5>water drain too slowly, and I'm like, because it's full

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<v Speaker 5>of shit from all the times you've taken the strainer ound,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the only thing that's ever bothered me. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? We love you, Jordan, thank you for coming

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, and meet You'll see tonight by guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Y are Jesus? That was eye opening. We're really in

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong business.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a website called footfetish match dot com meet people

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<v Speaker 1>who love feet.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, there you go, I'll hit them up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It's almost like even if they were leaked and someone said, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>these your feet, I could just be like, nah, like,

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<v Speaker 5>how are we going to prove I'm wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very true. Or you go to a job interview

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty years and they go, we found these online.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have to say for yourself? You just

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<v Speaker 2>go THEND up behind because I've got a six time.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you mind? In school, they always used to be like,

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<v Speaker 5>what if this comes up in a job interview?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>All ever come back to buy me in a job interview?

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<v Speaker 5>Not because I hid things well, but just I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think that actually happens. We're terrifying. She happened to a

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<v Speaker 5>job interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I had a year advisor who was no

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<v Speaker 2>a career is someone a careers advisor right now? And

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<v Speaker 2>we had to do a mock interview and she was

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<v Speaker 2>like him, Mitchell, interesting choice of clothing today. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god. Yeah, She's like, what's your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite color? Mitchell? None of these questions have ever been

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<v Speaker 2>asked me in a job interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, a policeman came to my school, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and did this huge presentation where he'd individually researched each

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<v Speaker 1>of us and found all this information about us. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, it's not looking good. It says where you've

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<v Speaker 1>been to school and all that. I'm like, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously it does Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well my agem actually has to do is

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<v Speaker 2>all should be jump in.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh how beautiful, what a nice flow.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like we timed it all right, here we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? Do you think abolishing the ATA

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<v Speaker 2>is the smartest thing that this certain university has ever done?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? I didn't know that that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been abolished.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you meant that they were abolished altogether, like

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<v Speaker 5>they just don't do them anymore. I was like shit, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but there's this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god no, it's just one university, swin Burn University

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<v Speaker 2>in Melbourne. If you like from overseas or you are

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<v Speaker 2>from a different state, the ATAR. What does the stand

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<v Speaker 2>for me?

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<v Speaker 5>You know it's fuck, it's been a while, is it

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<v Speaker 5>the Australian Tertiary Admissions ranking?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, I have.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, so it's like basically your final score after you

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<v Speaker 5>finish year twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. So it's like in America you do the SATs.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is to get into university or to

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<v Speaker 2>do a bachelor's degree. They all have different types of

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<v Speaker 2>atars as entry points. And I think it's brilliant because

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<v Speaker 2>I personally got the world's worst atar. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know what you genuinely think, because the

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<v Speaker 2>higher the better.

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<v Speaker 5>Just so seventy five, you bitch, I know that the

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<v Speaker 5>absolute lowest you can get, Like they stop counting when

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<v Speaker 5>it's thirty or less.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get an asterix. I applied myself, but I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't put any effort in and I did drama, got

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<v Speaker 2>a band six in drama.

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<v Speaker 5>That's always confused me that certain subjects bring your score

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<v Speaker 5>down even if you're good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So like your school as well your school rankings.

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<v Speaker 5>You would have gone to some revolting school in the

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<v Speaker 5>Shire and you did drama or I'm thinking fifty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, Mitch is closer, am I I got. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very funny. Sixty nine. That's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm only laughing because you find that.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck. I'm so happy that I got sixty nine because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is fucking great. But I got ten

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<v Speaker 2>bonus points because I was school captain, so I got far.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sad you know that they got bonus atar.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and I five extra bonus points for representing

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<v Speaker 2>the country in theater. I toured around London when I

0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:06.360
<v Speaker 2>was like in yeu ten. So if you represent Australia

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<v Speaker 2>in extracurricular activity, it's I think it was written for sport.

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<v Speaker 2>But here I am doing a fellow in Hong Kong

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<v Speaker 2>and I get extra five points.

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<v Speaker 1>I got extra five points because I claim, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>said that I was mentally ill.

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<v Speaker 5>You weren't lying me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I got my psychologists to write a note

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel sorry, genius. So what was your atar ninety five?

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<v Speaker 5>What did you need extra points?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't because I thought I'd do terribly.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you get, Mitch, Well, I didn't end up

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<v Speaker 5>doing it. You know, you can opt out and become

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<v Speaker 5>non matriculating. It's where you're allowed to do more like

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<v Speaker 5>t VET and practical based subjects and then opt out

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<v Speaker 5>of getting an ATAR, because if you're getting an ATAR,

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<v Speaker 5>you're only allowed to do a certain amount of t vats.

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<v Speaker 5>So like you can do maybe would work, and then

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<v Speaker 5>the rest has to be all theory based stuff like

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<v Speaker 5>science and legal starties and shit. But my subjects were

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<v Speaker 5>all like practical stuff like I did work studies, business services, hospitality.

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<v Speaker 5>There was a few, you know what I Mine was

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<v Speaker 5>very hands on, so there was no way I was

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<v Speaker 5>getting an ATA.

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<v Speaker 2>I sometimes think that the tape courses that are available

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<v Speaker 2>are so much better. Yeah, and then all the other options.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister wanted to do childcare and boom, went to

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<v Speaker 2>a TV course, got a diploma, loved it, got hands

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<v Speaker 2>on experience, and because you did work experience at a

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<v Speaker 2>daycare clinic, she got a full time job out of

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<v Speaker 2>high school and now she's making seventy five K years

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<v Speaker 2>she's twenty.

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<v Speaker 5>You go, it's funny that you mention swinburn In Melbourne

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<v Speaker 5>being the one that stopped judging people based on their ATAR,

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<v Speaker 5>because when I decided to be non matriculating, I just

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<v Speaker 5>had to accept the fact, no, I'm never going to UNI,

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<v Speaker 5>because that was always what the career's advisor said. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>you don't have an ATA, you're not going to UNI.

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<v Speaker 5>So I enrolled in a tape course, right and I

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<v Speaker 5>was so ready to do this tape course in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 5>I had it sorted, and then on a whim, I

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<v Speaker 5>applied for UNI at swinburn in Melbourne, doing screen of

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<v Speaker 5>media journalism or something, and I got in. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>you're kidding. So clearly Swinburne have always had a reputation

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<v Speaker 5>for judging people on their merite rather than the marks,

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<v Speaker 5>because I literally didn't have one to go off. I

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<v Speaker 5>can't remember what I apply with, maybe a resume and

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<v Speaker 5>letter or something, but I got in and.

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<v Speaker 8>I was like shit.

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<v Speaker 5>By this point, I'd already started making plans in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd agreed to live with one of my friends from school,

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<v Speaker 5>so I just said no to them in the end,

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<v Speaker 5>but I could not believe that I managed to get

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<v Speaker 5>in without an ETA.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's just more to my point. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>use my atar. I did get early entry. My ten

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<v Speaker 2>points bumped me up to seventy nine. They rounded it

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<v Speaker 2>up to eighty and then I got early entry. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like my first day of view twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>The University of Woollongong. I don't think they get a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people.

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<v Speaker 5>What were you studying it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they go, we offer early entry and I'm like great,

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<v Speaker 2>I email. They emailed back congratulations one. I'm like, what,

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<v Speaker 2>don't even tell you who?

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<v Speaker 7>I am?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, congratulations, Michael. Well, so I got in. I studied

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<v Speaker 2>a double degree media communications, majoring in journalism.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's what I was looking at class.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a bachelor's degree in theater performance at the

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<v Speaker 2>University of Wollongong. Woeful. I was expecting Glee. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking p No. I dropped out after a trimester.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so what's that half a year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, a third, Yeah, like four months. I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>I dropped performance first because it was absolutely terrible. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I dropped because we had to come to school and

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<v Speaker 2>the we were doing a movement class and we all

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<v Speaker 2>had to go out into the wild because University of

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<v Speaker 2>Warongong was like in fucking Narnia. It's nowhere down the

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<v Speaker 2>south coast of Sydney, and they're like, go and find something,

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<v Speaker 2>emulate it. And the next day you were going to

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<v Speaker 2>be that. You were going to replicate the movements of

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<v Speaker 2>that thing for a full ten minutes on stage.

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<v Speaker 5>And after that we'll charge you thirty five thou literally

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<v Speaker 5>and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had I saw an inmu because we're down the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>rainforest and I walk in and I know Joe had

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<v Speaker 2>a word of a lie. I stand up on this

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<v Speaker 2>dingy stage in Wollongong, fucking humidity through the roof, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm standing there. Mom's buckled like this, my chest is out,

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<v Speaker 2>my legs are bent. And I was literally for ten

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<v Speaker 2>minutes going on this and people laughing. It wasn't really

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<v Speaker 2>mean to be.

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<v Speaker 5>Funny in public. Oh yeah, were your teachers they're marking you.

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<v Speaker 2>Or this was an assessment.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the weirdest thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was full of students anyway, everyone I bought it.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end, she went, all right, Jenny, you passed Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 2>You passed Mitch Jury. I think you're a prime example

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<v Speaker 2>of someone who thinks they're going to fly through this course,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why I want you to do this again

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow and actually put effort in. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>gut it, I'm like what I I analyzed this EMU.

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<v Speaker 2>So I dropped out that day. Really I deferred then

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<v Speaker 2>I still had the fucking media communications a degree to do.

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<v Speaker 5>To be honest, she sounds like she had a point.

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<v Speaker 5>You were like, I'll just be an eem you. It'll

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<v Speaker 5>be right, I can wing it. And she was like,

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<v Speaker 5>this clown.

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<v Speaker 6>I love that you or someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a fucking fish. And they're like, they're like high distinction.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was flopping.

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<v Speaker 5>Around on the ground they put to emulate being out

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<v Speaker 5>of water. There's some sort of narrative there. They've been

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<v Speaker 5>taken out of their usual environment. You were just pecking

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<v Speaker 5>and scuttling around.

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<v Speaker 1>Emotional connection between elongating your large net was I was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot skinnier at the time. I fit the bill anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>and I dropped out of media communication. My only point

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<v Speaker 2>is you don't need to go to UNIQ to get

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<v Speaker 2>what you want. I if you know you want to

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<v Speaker 2>do something in high school, trust me, it doesn't go

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<v Speaker 2>away three years later just by doing something that your

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<v Speaker 2>parents tell you you should do or yeah, or your

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<v Speaker 2>career's advisor says you should do doesn't necessarily mean you

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<v Speaker 2>should do it. All I wanted to do was study theater,

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<v Speaker 2>and then three years later I applied for a scholarship

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<v Speaker 2>in New York and got it. And I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>should have done this straight out of high school.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly follow your gut.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Jenna wanted to do archery, and Jenny, you still.

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<v Speaker 6>Should I really wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>You really should do it, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we are banging on about anti Uni. I bet

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<v Speaker 5>Jenna spent like nine years at Union, has like an

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<v Speaker 5>honors and all that shit. I bet she absolutely thrived

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<v Speaker 5>in that environment. You did, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have honors, but I do have a bachelor's

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<v Speaker 1>degree in what in a Bachelor of Media? There you go, right,

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<v Speaker 1>pr and advertising even though I don't do.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're a dean's on a list?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, to get that at what university? Are you on

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<v Speaker 5>the deans on his list?

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<v Speaker 1>At UNSW And I came first in the course.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we call? Can we call them to find out?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you not believe her?

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<v Speaker 6>I can? I'll find something to prove that I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Je is boring enough Sahause for Jenna Dean's on his List.

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<v Speaker 5>I just love that your radio mind just kicks in

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<v Speaker 5>at the most random points. Should we call them? No,

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<v Speaker 5>we don't need to. We wouldn't be getting any extra information.

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<v Speaker 5>She already told us.

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<v Speaker 6>What would they say, like, yeah, that we should.

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<v Speaker 5>Just prank call the UNI just for no reason. It's

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<v Speaker 5>very radio Do you know what we're doing? Three calls next?

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<v Speaker 5>But is it just you? I called Jordan for my

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me? We may as well make a

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<v Speaker 5>phone call in the middle of your item, just to

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<v Speaker 5>make it, to make it consistent.

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<v Speaker 2>Call her UNI the phone call special.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you call her? You need to say remember me?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm not I'm not saying anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you do an impression of her Mitch and say

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<v Speaker 5>remember me? Check the Dean's Honest List from nineteen forty

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be on there.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and it's the from twenty fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>So Hi, just all you Hi, No, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get sae. Hi. Hi.

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<v Speaker 9>Welcome to you, n Swcdney.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for calling.

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<v Speaker 9>At present, we're unable to attend to your call, but

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<v Speaker 9>it is important to us.

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<v Speaker 5>Please hold the line and you'll be answered as soon

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<v Speaker 5>as pop.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to you and sw M I help you.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi. My name's Jenna Benson. I was Dean's on a

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<v Speaker 8>list in nineteen thirty four and I was just calling

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<v Speaker 8>to see if that was still on record.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'll have to put you onto records, so just

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<v Speaker 5>a moment, please, thank you. You're supposed to say it's me,

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<v Speaker 5>remember me. It's of course, they've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a records department. I just have to transfer to

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<v Speaker 2>the records castle.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh they just they just let the call disconnect.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck that I knew he was calling.

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<v Speaker 6>I've just sent you both proof.

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<v Speaker 5>Where are you? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 6>The top one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, congratulations Jenne. We should never have doubted you,

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<v Speaker 2>and I should never have doubted you. No one else

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<v Speaker 2>had a seat of doubt, but it was me all.

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<v Speaker 5>And now they won't even take your calls. Everything you've

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<v Speaker 5>done for them.

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<v Speaker 10>What you're listening to? Is it just me upon by

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<v Speaker 10>a couple of mitchell Yes. You can leave us a

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<v Speaker 10>review if you like five stars, please.

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<v Speaker 5>And write something nice if anything brings to mind. If

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<v Speaker 5>nothing does, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I have noticed that we have that the one stars

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<v Speaker 2>are growing.

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<v Speaker 5>This applies to Apple Music, Apple Podcasts only of course,

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<v Speaker 5>But it doesn't really bother me when someone leaves one star,

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<v Speaker 5>because like, sure you didn't like it, no worries. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>actually more bothered by the three and four stars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I just love it or hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>You fuck might either make it a full or a nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh when look, we have a new one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll read it out.

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<v Speaker 5>If you love not my cup of tea, you will

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<v Speaker 5>love this podcast. You promise you deleted that gun sound effect.

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<v Speaker 2>That wasn't me. There was a shooting right next door.

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<v Speaker 5>It's nice that we are getting to know Jenimore. Mitchell

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<v Speaker 5>Coombs is as awesome as ever, and Mitch Cherry it

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<v Speaker 5>is nice to get to know him outside of his

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<v Speaker 5>radio gig. There you go. Oh that Joe Tickles ninety four.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely Jab is fantastic, Mitch's great, and the Fat one's

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<v Speaker 2>all right too.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I just found another one. She had a bunch

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<v Speaker 5>of new ones writing this with the hope of my

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<v Speaker 5>name being read out on the podcast, then proceeding to

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<v Speaker 5>have crippling anxiety as if I'm actually on the podcast

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<v Speaker 5>and suddenly famous despite no one actually knowing who is

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<v Speaker 5>writing this. Well, that's a lie that comes from the

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<v Speaker 5>very famous and well known Ali seven four eight to

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<v Speaker 5>eight seven slash and there's a lot of numbers there.

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<v Speaker 8>I love him.

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<v Speaker 5>They're brilliant in all seriousness, Ali writes, love the podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Its definitely worth a listen if you want the feeling

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<v Speaker 5>of casually chatting with and bunch of mates and sure

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<v Speaker 5>to keep up the good work legends. Thank you, Ali,

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<v Speaker 5>we will do.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that she thinks we're all mates, when in

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<v Speaker 2>reality we don't talk as soon as the recordings done.

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<v Speaker 5>We come together for an hour a week, and outside

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<v Speaker 5>of that we can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Stand each we can't. Oh, thank you Ali. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 2>friends coming together, guys, we're getting some guests now.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's time for is it just you? Isn't it

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<v Speaker 5>enough out of us?

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<v Speaker 2>So we do one at the start of every show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you know if you've gotten this far. And

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<v Speaker 2>we want to know what other people are thinking.

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<v Speaker 5>We want to know what our listeners have noticed. HATO appreciate,

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 5>so we we spam them with our thoughts every week.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's time they give back.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's make the first call. I've got a couple today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a little a mooz boosh. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do an entree Maine. Then a dessert. We're gonna ring Tilly,

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<v Speaker 2>who sent us a DM on.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't read any of these d ms, so I'm

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<v Speaker 5>actually going to be hearing it for the first time,

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 5>much like I hear yours for the first time every

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<v Speaker 5>week after Bradley introduces it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's got a good number. You know what a

0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>number's got like a reoccurring for and two it's I

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<v Speaker 2>made Hello Tilly?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you? Oh? Wait?

0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 5>Good?

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:39.160
<v Speaker 2>This is the police. You're under arrest.

0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 11>Oh my god?

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Just like shit, you got me? You're you're on the

0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 2>cloud live? Is it just me? Mitch is here? Jenny's here?

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:47.320
<v Speaker 4>Hi?

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:50.360
<v Speaker 5>Tilly? Oh we're so good.

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Hi Tilly, Tilly, I told you in preparation not to

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<v Speaker 2>speak to her.

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 11>She's my favorite.

0:30:56.760 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry anyway, Tilly, we're gonna play. Sorry, Killy, We're

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna let Bradley. He's had to stay late. Normally he

0:31:04.480 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 2>leaves at the start of the show. Oh my god,

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 2>but he stayed back just to give you an official introduction.

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to go?

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 11>I'm ready, can't wait?

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 2>All right? Here we go? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 11>Do you always imagine how you're going to die? And

0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 11>like how your family and friends are going to react

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 11>to your death?

0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 6>Absolutely all the time.

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 5>I've done it plenty of times. Is it sad that

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 5>I always assume it's going to be at a young age.

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's always me now dying. I never picture

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>myself dying in thirty years from a cardiac arrest. How boring.

0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, you want to be you want to be a

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<v Speaker 11>sexy like ghost, like someone old.

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you want it to be like a sexy

0:31:46.680 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 2>death too, Like, yeah, a car accident or a poisoning.

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:53.680
<v Speaker 5>So what's your death then, Tilly, what do you imagine?

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 11>I don't know, Like I always think like I'm too clumsy,

0:31:56.760 --> 0:32:00.720
<v Speaker 11>so I'll probably just fall down the stairs.

0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Accidentally, can have a bus or some shan the one

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 3>the eulogy to be very sort of shocking, like she

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 3>lived a beautiful life, a long life, surrounded by many friends,

0:32:08.400 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 3>until she stepped on the Hume Highway.

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:13.320
<v Speaker 2>And was killed by a toll truck. Like you want

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:15.320
<v Speaker 2>it to be, Oh god, that's such a storm.

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I'd like to attend my funeral, like I want

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:21.160
<v Speaker 11>to be there, like I want to party with them.

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:23.320
<v Speaker 2>As do you want to know you're dying? Because I

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:25.400
<v Speaker 2>have an auntie who's like, well, you know what if

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I get cancer, We're having a party the day like

0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I get diagnosed, because I want to be there. I

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 2>want to celebrate. I don't want a sad funeral.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah yeah, just have a massive piss up.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think people would go out of their way

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<v Speaker 5>to come to your fake funeral when you're still alive.

0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 5>People only come to the funeral in many cases out

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 5>of guilt because they're like, fuck, I haven't seen them

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 5>for a year. They feel they're bad. I'm going to

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 5>go pay my respects. It's awkward to pay your respects

0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 5>when they're still alive.

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:51.720
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, it's a very kiddy thing. I remember I used

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<v Speaker 2>to be in the car right and then the song

0:32:55.160 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 2>would come around. Sorry I didn't I thought that just

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 2>trying to play the song. But it has a as

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 2>a built in thing at the start.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we're here now, I want to know what the

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 5>song is.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, it's to play Yellow, everybody, Okay, So the best

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 12>thing about life is when people sing along and audiences

0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 12>are insanely what is the song.

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<v Speaker 2>In the system. We have one version of Yellow, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's that fucking integrated ninety six FM for Robin Bailey.

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<v Speaker 5>Why to perthput documentaries at the start of my Sorry

0:33:35.760 --> 0:33:37.880
<v Speaker 5>this is the radio talk anyway. I don't know why

0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:39.600
<v Speaker 5>that happened, But why would you play yellow if you're

0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:40.959
<v Speaker 5>going to play anything at a funeral?

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<v Speaker 2>By com plate? Fix you true? Sorry? Okay? So here,

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<v Speaker 2>I am ready. I'm probably thirteen, and I've just had

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<v Speaker 2>a massive fight with my dad in the backseat of

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:53.480
<v Speaker 2>the car. I hate yo. Here we try your best

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 2>six when you can't watch you when I start to

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<v Speaker 2>adam Ready, my family rocking up to probably some sort

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:08.399
<v Speaker 2>of crematorium if they're all in suits. But you may

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 2>regret being rude to me in the car because I

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:13.279
<v Speaker 2>wanted a third sausage and eck McMuffin and Dad would

0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 2>only let me get to know the doctor already said

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I had a fatty liver and I couldn't have any

0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 2>more fatty food is cool stream and down. And there's Nana,

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:26.080
<v Speaker 2>which is so sad that I died before the grand

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:31.920
<v Speaker 2>will so there. And there's Nicholas Kuryakos, my primary school

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:33.399
<v Speaker 2>best friend. He was so mean to me at spor

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 2>and he regrets it now. Nicholas. Anyway, that's what I

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<v Speaker 2>would do.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, for me, it's more fleeting thoughts. But I

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 5>have done enough therapy to not dwell on the thought

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 5>of my own death that much. Something I'd really have

0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 5>tried not to think about.

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 2>They don't, but I might have fully fleshed out. It's

0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:58.400
<v Speaker 2>like an episode of Big Bang Theory. Some commercial breaks

0:34:58.400 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 2>and sponsorships. My funeral sponsored. Kellogg's right, we're getting very

0:35:03.560 --> 0:35:04.160
<v Speaker 2>dark here.

0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:05.040
<v Speaker 4>Very dark.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for bringing it down.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh God, get rid of the gun. I swear to.

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 2>God, I'm not playing sound effect that we just live

0:35:12.560 --> 0:35:17.360
<v Speaker 2>in a disc makes you sorry anyway, Tilly, thank you

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 2>for coming on the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Tilly, Can I ask do you often sick around to

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<v Speaker 5>the very end of our show?

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Of course.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so you're familiar with all the sound effects that

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.719
<v Speaker 5>Cherry goes absurd with. While we've got listeners on the line,

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:32.319
<v Speaker 5>I'm going to do a quick pole best of three.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think he should get rid of the gun

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 5>sound effect? Do you think of all the sound effects

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:36.800
<v Speaker 5>that one's is not funny?

0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:39.360
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, it's probably a bit one.

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<v Speaker 5>In favor of getting rid of the gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Tilly, I'll have to ask you. I say nothing

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:51.360
<v Speaker 2>if you think Mitch Coombs is entertaining. Good girl, Tilly,

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 2>good girl, all right, thanks for coming on the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks Tilling. I hope you live a long and prosperous

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 5>life and I'll send a red ruth about to your

0:35:57.840 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 5>way that thanks for coming on.

0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:02.000
<v Speaker 11>I've never been a babe.

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<v Speaker 5>Strap yourself in for a face. It's Heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Fantastic half roster role.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I remember. All right, Bye till By. Lovely girl,

0:36:12.320 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>isn't she?

0:36:12.719 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 5>I like her?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get the next one on. Let's go to Holy

0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:19.000
<v Speaker 2>You've got a bit dark there, didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>We If we had a decent producer, Jenna, they would

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 5>have had the next number, dald already ready to go.

0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:25.959
<v Speaker 6>I only learned about this segment.

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<v Speaker 2>We have as freshly man gars. So since you made you.

0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 4>Reached un look.

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<v Speaker 5>And how it cuts off after the first ring. Yeah, Hi,

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 5>less than one dial.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do the next one. Actually, Jenna, I am gonna

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 2>have to hand you the phone because this is anonymous.

0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 2>This was sent to me by a certain listener of

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:56.800
<v Speaker 2>the show. Loves the show often comments on I have video,

0:36:56.840 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 2>so if you really want to work out, you probably could,

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:01.239
<v Speaker 2>But they said please use my story, but do not

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 2>name me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh sorry, I didn't realize that this was being read

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:07.279
<v Speaker 5>out and not a phone call. No, well, I just

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 5>made an absolute cock of myself saying, Oh, I've got

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:11.680
<v Speaker 5>three calls on the line. I'll do a pole best

0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 5>of three.

0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you tell me that's going to have to

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.600
<v Speaker 2>be fifty to fifty side. So there's Jenna. I'm going

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 2>to give it a sound effect, and then you just

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 2>read the Is it just me? So this is an

0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 2>anonymous anonymous gym?

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:24.080
<v Speaker 5>I can't even ask questions.

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Ready, Jenna, I'm ready, Here we go? Is it just me?

0:37:31.480 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 1>Is having the option to share an iCloud account with

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 1>your parents worst idea ever?

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 2>O that sounds?

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<v Speaker 5>It depends what's gone wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my mom's not tech savvy and I can fix

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.759
<v Speaker 1>all her fuck ups from two hours away. The other week,

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I went looking for a certain photo on my stream

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:52.800
<v Speaker 1>and accidentally hit play on a video.

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 6>It was my mother's self pleasuring herself.

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, most serving three seconds of my life, and I

0:37:58.960 --> 0:38:01.479
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to recover. Took me a week before

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I could call her and yell at her. Because my

0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:06.160
<v Speaker 1>kids also use my Apple idea as well.

0:38:07.719 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 5>Wow, go mom, why was she? Why was she filming

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:12.799
<v Speaker 5>herself having a diddle? That's that's why.

0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Also, this listener is of a certain vintage. You know,

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:18.319
<v Speaker 2>she's not her twenties. Oh her mom, I'm assuming you know,

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:19.520
<v Speaker 2>maybe this listener could be.

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 5>This listener mentioned having kids herself, so she's clearly not

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 5>like twelve.

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:25.799
<v Speaker 2>Correct, she has her own kids, so you know her

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 2>mom would be at least past sixty.

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 5>Good on her, I say, I agree. I don't know

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 5>who she's sending it to.

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had those experiences though? Has anyone here?

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.439
<v Speaker 2>I haven't, because it'd be my worst nightmare ever walked

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:36.800
<v Speaker 2>in on your parents doing anything.

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:40.279
<v Speaker 5>My mum is adamant that as a child I walked

0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 5>in on them once. Really, but I have a, as

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 5>you say, a striking the good memory. I do not

0:38:44.640 --> 0:38:47.759
<v Speaker 5>recall it. Surely maybe I buried it really deep in

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:49.600
<v Speaker 5>my memory and I've chosen to forget. But I have

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 5>no recollection. She is still humiliated by it. She goes, oh,

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.480
<v Speaker 5>that one time Mitch walked in on dad night.

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 2>What was it was? They must have been doing something

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 2>really naughty.

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:00.080
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I couldn't tell you Jesus. But that

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 5>is an oddly specific gen so I would say, yeah,

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:04.400
<v Speaker 5>it's just you anonymous.

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I say that it's just you too. Sorry you

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 2>can't say the name. Can we know anything else? In

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 2>then you miss.

0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>That?

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:16.360
<v Speaker 5>Was you were right? You would think he's so drunken.

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Can you sign this, Paine Jesus?

0:39:24.000 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so we've got one phone call to go. One

0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 5>phone call and they it's up to them whether you

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:30.799
<v Speaker 5>delete the gun or not not deleting.

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:34.359
<v Speaker 11>Hello out there.

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 2>She is hello for you to pick up.

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 5>Holly. What have you been up to? Not much?

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 4>Just getting home from school? Are you in I'm in

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 4>your twelve Tasmania?

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Well if you want to study in

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:51.759
<v Speaker 2>Swinburn at Melbourne, they aren't doing a TARS this year.

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 5>We're talking about are you anticipating a good atar?

0:39:57.040 --> 0:39:57.879
<v Speaker 4>Not that good?

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 2>But you know what course you want to do.

0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:04.160
<v Speaker 11>I want to go to r T and do like fashion.

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:06.920
<v Speaker 6>Enterprise in Melbourne.

0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 5>That's the in Melbourne, yeah, the technology and in Melbourne

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<v Speaker 5>there you go another hands on college very much like that.

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<v Speaker 2>In Melbourne. Studying can teach you how to do a

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<v Speaker 2>good Ham. Okay, all right, Bradley is on the migrated

0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 2>to go, then he can go home. He's very tired,

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:25.239
<v Speaker 2>his daughter's got to get You're ready to go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we go?

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<v Speaker 12>Is it just me.

0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 4>A teaspoon so much more superior than tablespoon?

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Ending on the hard hitting stuff. I think I agree,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I completely agree with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, absolute nonsense. There's no way that teaspoons is a

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<v Speaker 5>period of tablespoons.

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<v Speaker 11>Much better.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us why, because it's just such a better size

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<v Speaker 4>to eat with, especially like ice cream, get any.

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Soft real.

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 6>And it takes longer to eat.

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, you have a slice of cake with a tea spoon,

0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:11.520
<v Speaker 2>It takes you so much longer to get through it.

0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 2>You don't shovel it down.

0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can savor the taste.

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Now defend yourself, tablespoon guy.

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, one argument is that I'm a very time poor honey,

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:24.080
<v Speaker 5>and when I crack open a tiny, little fancy feast

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 5>for my Isabella in the morning, I can just get

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 5>that cat fit out with one swift scoop of a tablespoon,

0:41:31.040 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 5>and so I can't be pissing around with multiple scoops.

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm very busy. The other argument is that I have

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.600
<v Speaker 5>this weird thing where if it's something sweet that I

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:42.399
<v Speaker 5>like not ice cream because I don't like cold things

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:44.520
<v Speaker 5>on my teeth. Like I want my mouth to be full,

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:47.400
<v Speaker 5>like I love when I like I do a massive

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:50.200
<v Speaker 5>spoonful of cake and I'm like, I can feel it

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:53.000
<v Speaker 5>filling up my mouth. I kiss around with some fucking

0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 5>ant bites like night.

0:41:56.560 --> 0:41:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I know what you mean. Yeah, but it's an experience

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 2>using a little you can almost do a little pantomime

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 2>in your head, like Alice, I'm in one bland little teaspoon.

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:06.879
<v Speaker 2>I love making a tea with a teaspoon. You can't

0:42:06.880 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 2>put a tablespoon and a tea. It's just a stir

0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:10.200
<v Speaker 2>it properly.

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<v Speaker 5>Holy I'm so glad that you've got that off your chest.

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 5>But I feel like you're not overly passionate about the topic.

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:19.600
<v Speaker 5>You said the idgem, and then there hasn't been much

0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 5>argument ever since. What is so much better about it?

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:24.759
<v Speaker 4>It's just it's just so nice. It fits so much

0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:25.680
<v Speaker 4>better in your mouth.

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 2>You know, you can get the whole thing in and

0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:30.360
<v Speaker 2>out quite easily.

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:34.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, especially you should definitely try eating like soup with

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 4>a teaspoon.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, all right, Holly, I just wanted to ask

0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:46.399
<v Speaker 5>you one thing before we let you go. So if

0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 5>you listen to the end of our podcast, you might

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 5>hear that Mitch has this one particular sound effect that

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 5>he has vowed more than once to delete because he

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:57.560
<v Speaker 5>thinks it's inappropriate in the grand scheme of things. He

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 5>keeps whipping it out and proving that he hasn't delete it.

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 5>Like you said, can you just play it one last time?

0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:07.160
<v Speaker 5>Well, the gunshot sound effecting, I've been doing a snappole.

0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 5>Your vote decides whether it says or goes. What do

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:12.480
<v Speaker 5>you think? Do we delete the gun.

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Take your time and give justification.

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:17.600
<v Speaker 4>I think it's to stay, So I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 4>It could be anything. It doesn't have to be if

0:43:20.760 --> 0:43:23.719
<v Speaker 4>you put it in the context of a gunshot. Maybe yeah,

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:26.799
<v Speaker 4>but I think it should stay. And you never know

0:43:26.840 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 4>when you need it not always to represent a gunshot,

0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:30.040
<v Speaker 4>but what.

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 5>Else could it represent?

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Could be a metaphor for love or hope.

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:37.560
<v Speaker 6>That's hell n that's actually true. It could be a.

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Metaphor for a combustion of love. It could be a

0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 2>metaphor for a burst of anger. You know, I might

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:47.239
<v Speaker 2>want to have a sound effect of someone dropping a

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:50.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, a metal ball bearing might and I might

0:43:50.520 --> 0:43:52.719
<v Speaker 2>not have it, but I might have this, and that

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:55.040
<v Speaker 2>kind of could be it. You know, it's malleable.

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:57.400
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I agree.

0:43:57.400 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Thanks for coming on the show. Thank you. That's all right.

0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Mitch's very upset. Oh she hung up, She's gone, it's gone.

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 5>Am I drunk? I've had the weirdest conversations in this episode. Really,

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:18.960
<v Speaker 5>we just went from arguing about spoons to finding metaphors

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 5>that you could supplement the gunshot for and then we're what.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, I personally think it was one of the

0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:27.479
<v Speaker 2>best shows I've ever done. Maybe you should be drunk

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 2>more often.

0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:29.240
<v Speaker 5>I'm definitely not drunk.

0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Really, you know, I's taking photos of his feet, big

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:34.680
<v Speaker 2>toe on that.

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 5>I don't need to be drunk to do that. That's

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:40.279
<v Speaker 5>actually quite a wise financial decision, it really is.

0:44:40.360 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe I haven't thought of it.

0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:45.719
<v Speaker 5>I know. Anyway, good episode, Yeah.

0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Very impressed. Episode thirty three. Back next week, second last

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:49.279
<v Speaker 2>episode of season one.

0:44:49.440 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 5>That's right. We're gonna have a little break after the

0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 5>episode thirty five and then we'll be back for season

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:56.520
<v Speaker 5>two and next week.

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:04.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll do are joining us on the shop? Yeah, they're

0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:05.320
<v Speaker 2>joining an idiot.

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:10.880
<v Speaker 5>There's another podcast in Sydney called, Oh dear Morgan and Mary.

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:13.239
<v Speaker 5>We love them. They are going to be joining us

0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:15.279
<v Speaker 5>in the studio. We're going to do a little crossover.

0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:18.160
<v Speaker 5>It's like how YouTubers used to do. Let's be like, oh,

0:45:18.200 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 5>we'll do one episode or collab on our channel, our podcast,

0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:25.480
<v Speaker 5>and then we're going to do an episode on their podcast.

0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:27.279
<v Speaker 2>When the Wild thorn Berrys went to that island with

0:45:27.320 --> 0:45:30.320
<v Speaker 2>the Rugrats, no one knows exactly what's happening, but everyone

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 2>loved it.

0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 5>So have you never heard of Oh Dea? You've got

0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:37.359
<v Speaker 5>one week to make yourself familiar with them. They're They're

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 5>an absolute hoot.

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Give them a search. They're very fun. We love them.

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 2>So the two of them will be on with this

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 2>next week. It's going to be fun, and then one

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:46.479
<v Speaker 2>more episode until we're into season two.

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 5>That's right, I need to I need to lie down.

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 2>He called us. He was like, we need a long break.

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:56.840
<v Speaker 5>I just said, oh yeah, it's it's midyear. Let's have

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 5>a couple of weeks off and then we'll come back

0:45:58.640 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 5>all refreshed.

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:01.799
<v Speaker 2>You know you been going since October, haven't we?

0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:05.040
<v Speaker 5>I think it was yeah, either September or October.

0:46:05.080 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 2>But now seven. We've been on for seven months.

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:07.799
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we have.

0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:11.799
<v Speaker 2>Jesus had a baby in this time. Almost Jenna could

0:46:11.840 --> 0:46:15.399
<v Speaker 2>have almost done another PhD from that time. All right,

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:21.319
<v Speaker 2>next week, Oh are on with us and we will

0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:23.000
<v Speaker 2>see you guys. Then anything else to say?

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<v Speaker 12>Guys?

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:25.360
<v Speaker 2>No, all good, All right, love you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Bye for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye? Is it just me?

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your

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<v Speaker 1>podcast app or follow on Spotify.

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to add brief. This is the bit on the

0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 5>end that we just get a bit loose, keep chatting

0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:50.239
<v Speaker 5>away aimlessly. You're not supposed to judge the show as

0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:52.319
<v Speaker 5>a whole base off this section. This is kind of

0:46:52.360 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 5>just the messy bit at the end that we keep secret.

0:46:54.120 --> 0:46:57.480
<v Speaker 5>We don't want people to know about it. Really good,

0:46:57.560 --> 0:46:57.879
<v Speaker 5>have your.

0:46:57.800 --> 0:47:03.839
<v Speaker 2>Thoughts your airplane ambulance because the secret Facebook group. Someone said,

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:05.440
<v Speaker 2>when you announce it every week, it sounds like you're

0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 2>an air hostess. Yeah, and I'm just making their fantasy

0:47:09.680 --> 0:47:10.360
<v Speaker 2>come true.

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:16.239
<v Speaker 5>Well, like an air hostess after Valium, because they're usually like,

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:19.200
<v Speaker 5>I don't know about you, but every air hostess I've

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 5>ever had has been like horrifically peppy.

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:22.239
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 6>Agent to Film we're gonna be it's gonna be forty.

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:27.719
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be bring you a couple bit.

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<v Speaker 6>You said that are coming to you.

0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 2>But it's just like oh, babe, relax or a really

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:37.840
<v Speaker 2>sassy gay man. Oh sorry, like smell and business having pizza.

0:47:38.640 --> 0:47:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be able to get one of those. I

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 2>was like, no worries anyway, welcome to ad debrief. If

0:47:45.960 --> 0:47:49.080
<v Speaker 2>you want to call us any time, you can give

0:47:49.120 --> 0:47:50.879
<v Speaker 2>us a buzz on eight eight six nine o four

0:47:51.280 --> 0:47:54.640
<v Speaker 2>two or nine six six three seven two number four

0:47:54.719 --> 0:47:59.239
<v Speaker 2>nine six four six two. I've connected the adsl too.

0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:07.960
<v Speaker 2>This it's different. Couldn't get MBNA and let me go,

0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:08.279
<v Speaker 2>We're on.

0:48:11.160 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 5>I'm only just upgrading to NBN only. Yeah. I got

0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 5>a call the other day and I was like, I

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:19.640
<v Speaker 5>feel like NBN was something that Julia Gillard introduced, so

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 5>I'm I only just getting it.

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Envy was a Guillard thing.

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 5>It wasn't. No, I'm not imagining that, No.

0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:27.320
<v Speaker 2>It was. It was a Labor thing. And then Malcolm

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Turnble made it all about him.

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:33.160
<v Speaker 5>I apparently because my internet's fine as it is for

0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:38.880
<v Speaker 5>everything browsing, downloading, but uploading. Nah, really, she can't fucking

0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:41.440
<v Speaker 5>manage that and what do I do a lot of

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:45.000
<v Speaker 5>in my job? Uploading? Do I upload this podcast every week?

0:48:45.040 --> 0:48:47.879
<v Speaker 5>I upload videos from home. It's like, that's the one

0:48:47.960 --> 0:48:49.920
<v Speaker 5>thing that I really need internet for. But I just

0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 5>hot Spot from my phone because I've got like unlimited

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:54.000
<v Speaker 5>data there. So it's not really any shame. So when

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 5>this guy's like, oh, I'm your savior. I'm finally delivering

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:01.600
<v Speaker 5>you NBN, I was like, thanks, I'm really fine without it, though.

0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:02.959
<v Speaker 2>Did he have to come into your house?

0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:04.560
<v Speaker 5>No, this is a phone call. I said that like

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 5>three times, and.

0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:07.239
<v Speaker 2>We said when this guy finally said, because you have

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:08.719
<v Speaker 2>to get it ever get it installed, I've got to

0:49:08.760 --> 0:49:09.000
<v Speaker 2>come in.

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:11.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know. That's happening when I'm not even home,

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 5>which is weird.

0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:14.320
<v Speaker 5>I was like, oh, is this a scam?

0:49:15.120 --> 0:49:16.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what I've started doing this week? I was

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:20.359
<v Speaker 2>telling Jenner off the cloud that I've switched to soy milk.

0:49:21.040 --> 0:49:21.360
<v Speaker 10>What for?

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, I hate and drinks it because he has Iba

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:27.279
<v Speaker 2>cereboar Boud syndrome undiagnosed. But that's what I think.

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:31.400
<v Speaker 5>After I've my googling, what I don't start actioning and

0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 5>making lifestyle change. It based off for doctor Google.

0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 2>He's been changing. I haven't changed, but him.

0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:37.359
<v Speaker 6>Does he feel better?

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:39.400
<v Speaker 2>He does feel better. Yeah, he feels better after the

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:41.560
<v Speaker 2>sw milk, so there is something in the lactose. Anyway,

0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I was making a coffee for him and I'm like,

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:44.160
<v Speaker 2>do you want a coffee? Is like yeah, but used

0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:45.719
<v Speaker 2>the swy milk. I'm like, well, then I don't want

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:47.719
<v Speaker 2>to froth two sets of milk. It's this whole thing

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:50.040
<v Speaker 2>because you've got the milk proffer. So then there's this

0:49:50.200 --> 0:49:53.399
<v Speaker 2>milk tub in the fridge and I was like, oh,

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:55.960
<v Speaker 2>is this a soy and he's like, yeah, I use

0:49:56.000 --> 0:49:58.000
<v Speaker 2>that one. I'm like, it's been here for a while.

0:49:58.080 --> 0:50:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, but it's long life and I

0:50:00.640 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, but it's open. He said yeah, but

0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:04.840
<v Speaker 2>it's long life and I'm like, but once you open it,

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:06.320
<v Speaker 2>it's no longer a long life.

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:10.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's not. That's when it's life begins.

0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly, and then it dies shortly thereafter. He's like,

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, long life means it just lasts, and

0:50:16.200 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, it doesn't.

0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:20.000
<v Speaker 5>Long life means it means that you can store it

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 5>for ages. When you're like, oh fuck, it's seven am,

0:50:22.840 --> 0:50:24.879
<v Speaker 5>and I run out. Thank God, I've got a long life.

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But then once you open it and it hits

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:29.360
<v Speaker 2>the oxygen, you can't drink it right after it expires.

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:32.839
<v Speaker 2>That's what yes, because it always says consume within seven

0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:33.560
<v Speaker 2>days of opening.

0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:33.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:36.279
<v Speaker 2>So I told him that and he's like, you'll be fine.

0:50:36.280 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, So this was literally today. So

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I poured it in the milk profile started frothing. It,

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:43.799
<v Speaker 2>poured two coffees and I'm like there was a little

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:45.160
<v Speaker 2>bit left. It gave him his coffee. I'm like, oh,

0:50:45.160 --> 0:50:46.680
<v Speaker 2>we're not going to drink it, so I'll throw it out.

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:49.919
<v Speaker 2>So I rinsed it and I'm like, jeez, it feels

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.440
<v Speaker 2>a bit heavy. And I rinsed it with water, shook

0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:54.200
<v Speaker 2>it around and poured the water out so it didn't

0:50:54.200 --> 0:50:56.640
<v Speaker 2>have milk, and it in the bin full of kurds,

0:50:57.680 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 2>full of the huge true taking a see.

0:51:00.560 --> 0:51:03.480
<v Speaker 5>If I let him do it, I was like, oh, soorry, health,

0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:04.640
<v Speaker 5>I love it is lovely.

0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 2>So like, what did you put in little marshmallows? I'm like, yeah,

0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:08.040
<v Speaker 2>chew them up.

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:12.399
<v Speaker 5>I tell you what I could do with a long

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 5>life in the cupboard because the amount of times. I

0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:16.360
<v Speaker 5>can't even tell you the amount of times I have

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:21.040
<v Speaker 5>to drive to seven eleven. Mind you looking like absolute

0:51:21.120 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 5>trash because I've just rolled out of bed and I'm like,

0:51:23.719 --> 0:51:26.920
<v Speaker 5>I'm not not having a hot beverage before work, so

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:29.800
<v Speaker 5>I'm going down to the seven eleven at four am.

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:33.680
<v Speaker 5>Get Yeah, you've done that before plenty of times, Like

0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 5>it's probably once a fortnight.

0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:37.479
<v Speaker 2>Can you not wait until you get to work? Because

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 2>we have a barista here at Kids who makes coffee

0:51:39.120 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 2>in the morning.

0:51:39.920 --> 0:51:42.120
<v Speaker 5>No, but I just need that one initial one to

0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 5>wake me up.

0:51:43.160 --> 0:51:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Would you have black?

0:51:45.480 --> 0:51:45.640
<v Speaker 9>Um?

0:51:46.880 --> 0:51:49.280
<v Speaker 5>No, I feel like I need the milk. It wouldn't

0:51:49.280 --> 0:51:51.399
<v Speaker 5>It wouldn't be the same. I'd be like suffering. Yeah,

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:54.320
<v Speaker 5>it'd be like a supplementary drink I need, like you know,

0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:56.680
<v Speaker 5>my actual taste.

0:51:56.719 --> 0:51:58.160
<v Speaker 2>What you need? Yeah, I know what you mean.

0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:00.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I switch from tea to coffee, up from coffee

0:52:01.000 --> 0:52:02.840
<v Speaker 5>to tea first thing in the morning. Less anxious.

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:04.400
<v Speaker 2>You drink a lot? Why does it do to make

0:52:04.440 --> 0:52:05.040
<v Speaker 2>you a bit jittery?

0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:08.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Like when I I always notice if I have

0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 5>a coffee before work in the fucking ten minutes that

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 5>I sit out in the front of Jenna's waiting for

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:16.160
<v Speaker 5>her to get ready.

0:52:18.280 --> 0:52:19.400
<v Speaker 2>No, how do you do that?

0:52:19.560 --> 0:52:21.360
<v Speaker 5>I used to sit there noticing that. I was like,

0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:23.759
<v Speaker 5>my part was like palpitating weird because it was just

0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:26.160
<v Speaker 5>sitting there in a car in total stillness, and I'd

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:28.319
<v Speaker 5>be like, oh my god. And so now that I've

0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 5>switched to tea, I don't have that. I just really

0:52:30.760 --> 0:52:32.840
<v Speaker 5>want like chilling in the car. I don't know what.

0:52:32.920 --> 0:52:34.480
<v Speaker 5>I don't actually know what skipping a beat means. By

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:35.480
<v Speaker 5>the way, isn't that a metaphor?

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:37.920
<v Speaker 2>No, skipping a beat actually happens when it goes like

0:52:37.920 --> 0:52:41.280
<v Speaker 2>boo boom boom boom, like it does a weird rhythm.

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 5>Ah right, remind's more of like a five or four

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:46.480
<v Speaker 5>jazz timing car.

0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:50.560
<v Speaker 6>Yes, that's nice.

0:52:50.960 --> 0:52:55.560
<v Speaker 5>It's always out of way beautiful. But yeah, I switched

0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:56.920
<v Speaker 5>to tea, so I'm a little b less anxious in

0:52:56.920 --> 0:52:58.760
<v Speaker 5>the morning. Then I get here and start guzzling coffee,

0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:00.680
<v Speaker 5>And just because I don't stay art first thing with

0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:02.239
<v Speaker 5>a coffee, it seems to be fine no matter how

0:53:02.280 --> 0:53:04.160
<v Speaker 5>many I drink there after. As long as I don't

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:05.319
<v Speaker 5>start the day with one, I'm fine.

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:07.200
<v Speaker 2>What do you want to mil Dura huh, you want

0:53:07.200 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 2>to meldua? Are you Tipton? What are you talking about?

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:10.160
<v Speaker 2>What type of tea?

0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:11.320
<v Speaker 5>English breakfast?

0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 11>Like?

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:13.600
<v Speaker 5>I don't know, it doesn't matter what brand dil Ma,

0:53:14.440 --> 0:53:18.520
<v Speaker 5>bushels twiny. Actually, I'm pretty sure the one I've got

0:53:18.520 --> 0:53:22.040
<v Speaker 5>at the moment is Aldi, really Aldi ripoff of Lipto Ali.

0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:23.760
<v Speaker 2>What is it called fucking Tipton?

0:53:24.160 --> 0:53:25.919
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I think it's just called tea?

0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 2>How do you love to rip off? Haven't we done

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:30.920
<v Speaker 2>this on the show? What Audi would call brands that

0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:33.279
<v Speaker 2>they like, cocoa pops they'd call them.

0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:35.960
<v Speaker 5>I think we may have done it.

0:53:36.440 --> 0:53:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Chocolate rice bowls?

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:39.799
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, Speaking of which, I saw this thing

0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:44.600
<v Speaker 5>TikTok the other day. It was like someone doing an

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:48.080
<v Speaker 5>impression of a bowl of rice bubbles. It was so funny.

0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:50.960
<v Speaker 5>They just got really like, it's like, don't let me

0:53:51.040 --> 0:53:51.279
<v Speaker 5>find it.

0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 2>That's very funny.

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:54.719
<v Speaker 5>The whole They turned the mic all the way up

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:57.759
<v Speaker 5>and you just start whispering really quickly, so like, turn

0:53:57.800 --> 0:53:59.640
<v Speaker 5>mine up all the way this is what rice pobble

0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:11.319
<v Speaker 5>sounds like. Just just say the alphabet really quickly. Let

0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:26.400
<v Speaker 5>me try it, Okay, I think you've got to be

0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:28.959
<v Speaker 5>less whispery. It's more about the movement of the tongue.

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, fair.

0:54:36.400 --> 0:54:38.040
<v Speaker 5>I don't know why I'm so tired this week.

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:40.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah what Maybe it's the switch to tea.

0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:42.520
<v Speaker 5>Maybe you've just know that was that happened last year.

0:54:42.640 --> 0:54:43.719
<v Speaker 5>This is that's not new.

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:47.719
<v Speaker 5>This is the why I need a week off, not

0:54:47.800 --> 0:54:49.080
<v Speaker 5>even a week. I don't even know how long we're

0:54:49.080 --> 0:54:51.120
<v Speaker 5>having off between season one and season and two, but

0:54:51.600 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 5>I need some time to just go home and enjoy

0:54:53.280 --> 0:54:55.239
<v Speaker 5>the afternoon sun with my cat and not worry about

0:54:55.239 --> 0:54:55.720
<v Speaker 5>the podcast.

0:54:55.840 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Are you going back to bog and Gate for the break?

0:54:58.520 --> 0:54:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Not at all?

0:54:59.200 --> 0:55:00.959
<v Speaker 5>Probably not. I only I only just went.

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you only had like twenty four hours. I

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:03.439
<v Speaker 2>was shocked how quickly.

0:55:03.920 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 5>Then they can come to me.

0:55:04.800 --> 0:55:07.360
<v Speaker 2>They can't shoot pigs down here, so they've got nothing else, so.

0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:10.479
<v Speaker 5>They don't shoot pigs. Really no, why would they shoot

0:55:10.520 --> 0:55:11.360
<v Speaker 5>pigs big shooting.

0:55:11.600 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 2>I went to my Aunti's in Armadale, and all the

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 2>boys like, we're going to the pub, then we're going

0:55:15.400 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 2>pig shooting, And I was like.

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:20.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's something you do if your area is prone

0:55:20.239 --> 0:55:23.840
<v Speaker 5>to savage pig My family home does not have balls

0:55:23.880 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 5>running around what.

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the shire pretty much pigs down. There have

0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:31.840
<v Speaker 2>been Oxford Street on a Saturday night. I have savage pigs.

0:55:32.960 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 5>You clearly haven't been to Oxford Street on a Saturday night.

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I have bed to Oxford Street.

0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:40.799
<v Speaker 5>Full of fucking greyhounds on their hind legs. Don't say

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:42.040
<v Speaker 5>they're not pigs.

0:55:41.960 --> 0:55:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Great on their hind legs.

0:55:44.160 --> 0:55:44.360
<v Speaker 5>They do.

0:55:44.560 --> 0:55:46.200
<v Speaker 2>It's very much like a skin chicken, isn't it.

0:55:46.560 --> 0:55:49.160
<v Speaker 5>So Leentl's are peaking over there after we did the

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:49.880
<v Speaker 5>rice bubble thing.

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. I've been to Oxford Street.

0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I went to Oxford Street, but I was out, I think,

0:55:57.680 --> 0:56:00.680
<v Speaker 2>but I don't think it was. I was like looking

0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:01.719
<v Speaker 2>for people to you.

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:04.239
<v Speaker 5>Know, No, you've never really had that experience.

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:06.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I have, but I've never I sort of got

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:07.400
<v Speaker 2>into relationships.

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:09.120
<v Speaker 5>I have the reason they need to know, But I

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:13.840
<v Speaker 5>haven't been to Oxford Street as like an openly proud

0:56:14.000 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 5>single gay man. You got with Hayden after you came out,

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:21.680
<v Speaker 5>after you've been dating him in secret for ages, so

0:56:21.880 --> 0:56:24.600
<v Speaker 5>yeah for three months? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So you've never

0:56:24.680 --> 0:56:29.440
<v Speaker 5>had that absolute let your fucking hair down go wild

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:32.920
<v Speaker 5>at a club. Great, I miss it until I had

0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:33.359
<v Speaker 5>to come out.

0:56:33.400 --> 0:56:35.000
<v Speaker 2>My poor mother found out at a cafe. Did I

0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:35.680
<v Speaker 2>tell you that story?

0:56:36.440 --> 0:56:40.400
<v Speaker 5>Prob someone else told her. She heard it through the grapevine. No,

0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:44.240
<v Speaker 5>in that sea of pigs, out in the shine, squeaked.

0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:47.680
<v Speaker 2>She was in the bay of pigs like my son.

0:56:48.760 --> 0:56:50.680
<v Speaker 2>She was at a restaurant with her friend, and I

0:56:50.719 --> 0:56:52.960
<v Speaker 2>was in Melbourne with Hayden, and I blocked her and

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:55.840
<v Speaker 2>all my family from viewing my stories, and I forgot

0:56:55.880 --> 0:56:57.320
<v Speaker 2>to block her best friend, of whom she was with

0:56:57.480 --> 0:57:00.480
<v Speaker 2>lunch at lunch with. Anyway, she sees hated my story,

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:01.400
<v Speaker 2>very unromantic.

0:57:01.760 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 5>And it's this man that Mitch is giving a gobbye too.

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:04.680
<v Speaker 8>On the Great Road.

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 2>There were thirteen apostles. Oh wait, and this lady goes, oh, bitch,

0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:16.000
<v Speaker 2>looks like he's enjoying his Melbourne trip. Mom's like, you

0:57:16.080 --> 0:57:17.560
<v Speaker 2>haven't seen much and she was like, oh, but he

0:57:17.600 --> 0:57:19.600
<v Speaker 2>put this on his story today and it was Hayden

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:23.320
<v Speaker 2>at some museum and Mom was like, what clicked? His

0:57:23.400 --> 0:57:26.840
<v Speaker 2>profile went on Hayden's profile. The waiter of the restaurant

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:29.200
<v Speaker 2>struts up, Hi, you welcome to be.

0:57:29.240 --> 0:57:30.840
<v Speaker 8>Me me and mean, what can I do, Oh, my god,

0:57:31.040 --> 0:57:32.000
<v Speaker 8>is that Hayden Hickson?

0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:35.840
<v Speaker 2>And mom goes, I don't know, I don't know who

0:57:35.960 --> 0:57:37.960
<v Speaker 2>is this person? And you o t Hayden Hickson. I'm

0:57:37.960 --> 0:57:40.840
<v Speaker 2>friends with him, and my mom was like, oh, he's

0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:43.040
<v Speaker 2>in Melbourne. And he's like, yeah, he's in Melbourne. And

0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 2>my mom was like, do you know who he's with

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:47.400
<v Speaker 2>in Melbourne and no word of lie. He said, oh, yeah,

0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:49.439
<v Speaker 2>he's with his new boyfriend Mitchell or something. I haven't

0:57:49.480 --> 0:57:49.840
<v Speaker 2>met him.

0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:54.360
<v Speaker 5>Clearly, this good friend of Hayden's hadn't been thoroughly brief

0:57:54.440 --> 0:57:56.840
<v Speaker 5>to shut your fucking mouth about the secret boyfriend.

0:57:57.000 --> 0:57:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how it happened. Then mum got pissed on

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:03.520
<v Speaker 2>appletinis and said a selfie of her her best friend

0:58:03.560 --> 0:58:06.480
<v Speaker 2>and the waiter to me going, I can't wait to

0:58:06.520 --> 0:58:09.760
<v Speaker 2>meet Hayden, like blah blah blah, being really passive aggressive

0:58:09.880 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 2>because I hadn't told her. And then I'm literally my

0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:14.440
<v Speaker 2>heart sunk. We were on the Great Ocean Road when

0:58:14.440 --> 0:58:14.840
<v Speaker 2>it happened.

0:58:15.280 --> 0:58:15.800
<v Speaker 5>Oh there you go.

0:58:15.880 --> 0:58:17.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm so fucking great.

0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:23.200
<v Speaker 5>I have to say, why was it that imperative that

0:58:23.280 --> 0:58:27.440
<v Speaker 5>you posted ship on the Melbourne trip, even by blocking

0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:30.200
<v Speaker 5>your family Obviously other people in your life were gonna

0:58:30.240 --> 0:58:32.440
<v Speaker 5>see it. We're gonna know. It's not like it was.

0:58:32.560 --> 0:58:34.280
<v Speaker 5>You're not very good at secret keeping. You should have

0:58:34.320 --> 0:58:35.760
<v Speaker 5>just posted nothing, you know what.

0:58:35.880 --> 0:58:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why.

0:58:38.080 --> 0:58:40.360
<v Speaker 5>I do not know why I did, because you don't

0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:41.600
<v Speaker 5>think I do.

0:58:42.480 --> 0:58:44.480
<v Speaker 2>I just I just remember thinking, oh, it'll be fine,

0:58:44.680 --> 0:58:48.040
<v Speaker 2>all workout, and it didn't. That's all worked out now.

0:58:48.640 --> 0:58:51.280
<v Speaker 2>That was a horrific couple of months after that. It

0:58:51.400 --> 0:58:53.840
<v Speaker 2>was tragic. It's truly tragic there, guys, so they.

0:58:54.240 --> 0:58:56.320
<v Speaker 5>Completely forgot about I completely forgot about that.

0:58:56.600 --> 0:58:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, I mean I can fully regret it if

0:58:58.920 --> 0:59:07.400
<v Speaker 2>you no, no, I freate he was overhead. We were

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 2>in the bush. I into a jazz bar that night.

0:59:14.120 --> 0:59:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Seagulls can go down because there's no seagulls at the

0:59:16.520 --> 0:59:22.480
<v Speaker 2>jazz bar unless there was no There wasn't anyway.

0:59:23.680 --> 0:59:28.080
<v Speaker 5>One time, I was going to post an Instagram story

0:59:28.560 --> 0:59:32.600
<v Speaker 5>on a Sunday about how hungover I was, but I

0:59:33.040 --> 0:59:36.400
<v Speaker 5>had fully committed to the idea of calling in sick

0:59:36.480 --> 0:59:40.400
<v Speaker 5>on Monday, and I was like, shit, I can't put

0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 5>this on Instagram story and then calling sick. They all

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:45.240
<v Speaker 5>know that. It's because I was absolutely drunk out of

0:59:45.320 --> 0:59:48.320
<v Speaker 5>my mind on the weekend. So I went into the

0:59:48.360 --> 0:59:52.720
<v Speaker 5>bit where you hide your story from people, and God

0:59:53.080 --> 0:59:55.360
<v Speaker 5>turns out there's a lot of people in this workplace.

0:59:55.400 --> 0:59:57.560
<v Speaker 5>I was like, all right, I'll block the EP, block

0:59:57.640 --> 1:00:00.640
<v Speaker 5>the content director, block the assistant content director. B I

1:00:00.760 --> 1:00:06.160
<v Speaker 5>even blocked Bradley a voice over. I blocked you, I

1:00:06.240 --> 1:00:09.360
<v Speaker 5>blocked Pethough, I blocked you Jenner. I blocked everyone in

1:00:09.440 --> 1:00:12.120
<v Speaker 5>this office. And then as I started going like it

1:00:12.240 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 5>was snowballing, I was like, oh, if I'm going to

1:00:14.840 --> 1:00:17.080
<v Speaker 5>block them, I better block the news room, dead play gone.

1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:19.000
<v Speaker 5>And then I was like going, oh, fuck, I better

1:00:19.040 --> 1:00:20.640
<v Speaker 5>I don't even know the people in sales. They might

1:00:21.120 --> 1:00:22.920
<v Speaker 5>I was just blocking everyone, and then I got to

1:00:23.040 --> 1:00:28.280
<v Speaker 5>the I did. I blocked Vanessa, the reception mouthy, and

1:00:28.400 --> 1:00:31.400
<v Speaker 5>it got to the point where I blocked like forty people,

1:00:31.440 --> 1:00:32.680
<v Speaker 5>and then I was like, do you know what, It's

1:00:32.720 --> 1:00:34.720
<v Speaker 5>not worth the risk because knowing me, I've forgotten someone,

1:00:34.840 --> 1:00:36.880
<v Speaker 5>or they'll know someone who knows someone. I'm pretty sure

1:00:37.040 --> 1:00:40.000
<v Speaker 5>some of the staff members kids follow me and I

1:00:40.040 --> 1:00:41.920
<v Speaker 5>don't know their names. So what if they said to

1:00:41.960 --> 1:00:46.000
<v Speaker 5>their father, oh, look here's Mitch from work. Absolutely munched

1:00:46.880 --> 1:00:48.120
<v Speaker 5>and then I was like, no, I can't do it,

1:00:48.200 --> 1:00:49.720
<v Speaker 5>and then in the end I didn't even call him

1:00:49.720 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 5>six So is this not worth trying to cover up

1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:55.200
<v Speaker 5>lives because you can't post it on social media and

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<v Speaker 5>expect no one to see it, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, I can't say I'm surprised that you little

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<v Speaker 5>gay getaway came back to bite you.

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<v Speaker 2>That rendezvous did not, you know, Bode. Well, you've got mail,

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<v Speaker 2>oh brilliant, because live tweets are broken. I've had to

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<v Speaker 2>install a cake means of communications. You've got mail, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to send us an email iGEM dot

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<v Speaker 2>podcast dot email address at gmail dot com. It was

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<v Speaker 2>hot mail and I forgot the passwords. I want the

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<v Speaker 2>AOL with the AOL. I forgot the passwords, so you

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<v Speaker 2>can't do that. You can call us as well, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we have three emails. You've got mail, four emails. People

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<v Speaker 2>just seem to love it. So there do you go? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you still not fixed live tweets?

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<v Speaker 2>The Brian the technicians away in.

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<v Speaker 6>Hawaii and he's forgotten the ao L.

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<v Speaker 2>I's got my AOL password, hot Mail, Gmail, everything all right? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what can we say about next week. The dear team

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<v Speaker 2>are very what are their names again? It's Margaret, go on, Margaret,

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<v Speaker 2>is it? Damien No, Trent McAthy.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the four of us are in a group chat

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<v Speaker 5>called all the Ms because all of our names begin

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<v Speaker 5>with M. So you figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the woman's Mary mm hmm. And the bully is Marcus.

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<v Speaker 7>No, he is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan Morgan, Morgan and Mary. Their podcast is very, very

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<v Speaker 2>fun never in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>They're a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>They're very funny, but they're also very smart. It's intimidating.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our podcast if we were intelligent.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm planning next week. I'm hoping to ask for their

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<v Speaker 5>help in maybe helping us come up with a new

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<v Speaker 5>catchphrase for the show. Not that I have anything against

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<v Speaker 5>something you've noticed, not that you hate to appreciate, but theirs,

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<v Speaker 5>it's great.

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<v Speaker 7>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>It's your number, it's your source for all things pop culture, politics,

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<v Speaker 5>Penis and Pussy. That's brilliant And I'm like, that's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that they talk about like, you know, sex

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<v Speaker 5>and politics and yeah, pop culture and stuff. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>damn it, that's that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Peters and Pussy.

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<v Speaker 5>I want them to come up with one for us.

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<v Speaker 2>What could ours be?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to ask them, we can come.

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<v Speaker 2>Up with one. We don't need the help. Marion Marcus's opinion.

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<v Speaker 2>We could do is it just me? Got a question?

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>But that doesn't really sum up what we're about.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fun to yellow people. We could do is it

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<v Speaker 2>just me? A current affair? But without the research.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm not sold on that. I'm telling you, we

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<v Speaker 5>can just do this next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be very true anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm looking at the sound effects forward.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I'm not. I know how much I hate

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<v Speaker 2>it when I do the sound effects. I would never

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<v Speaker 2>all right, we should probably raption.

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<v Speaker 5>When are you going to get the tweet thing back?

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<v Speaker 5>The said that they could build the Okay, letting go

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<v Speaker 5>of the stupid theater of the live tweeting thing. People

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<v Speaker 5>are now saying, oh, we missed the live tweeting thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I personally hate it, but I do take on feedback

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<v Speaker 5>from our audience. You've said you're going to get it

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<v Speaker 5>for like the last three weeks. You've also said you're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna delete the gun sound effect. Would it kill you

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<v Speaker 5>to do something that you said you're actually gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to delete the gun sound effect?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one?

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<v Speaker 7>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>You want the old timey both?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>You don't like the four the little thing that could

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<v Speaker 5>maime more seriously injure a person.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I feel like it's a metaphor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did too, for what Mitch?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, my anxiety everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, And I feel like you're very tense today

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<v Speaker 2>as well, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what's happened? Nothing? Really, I just want you to

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<v Speaker 5>get it to the gun sounds nor cat. I do

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<v Speaker 5>miss my cat all the time, but yeah, all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what it's like to be a pet owner,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, miss my dog all the time? I do.

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<v Speaker 5>She apparently misses me. Tor Jordan said that she sits

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<v Speaker 5>at the door and waits for me to come home. God,

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<v Speaker 5>and when she hears me reversing into the carport downstairs,

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<v Speaker 5>she gets excited.

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<v Speaker 2>You've become such a weird cat guy very quickly. You

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<v Speaker 2>were that online social media sensation, the Christian Hull of

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<v Speaker 2>the East, and now overnight you're simply the cat guy

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<v Speaker 2>all your content.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't lost followers because of the cat I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you haven't, but you haven't gained followers because of

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<v Speaker 2>the cat.

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<v Speaker 5>I've definitely got a lot more people engaging with the

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<v Speaker 5>cat thing. Like there's fellow cat owners, you know, flying

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<v Speaker 5>to shit.

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<v Speaker 2>How many cat be honest? How many cat groups you

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<v Speaker 2>now part of on Facebook?

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<v Speaker 5>Just the one I joined?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you laughing at the hat?

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<v Speaker 6>That's so funny? Why is it funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Cat Owners United?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's Maggie's Rescue. Foster Care is an adopting That's

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<v Speaker 5>where definitely is from. Yeah, that's where the place that

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<v Speaker 5>I adopted her from. There's a group for everyone in

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<v Speaker 5>there that you know is one of the people that

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean? I can't think of the

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<v Speaker 5>well I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that's cute. I thought you were part of

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<v Speaker 2>like Cat Owners Australia. I would all post your collars

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<v Speaker 2>and you no litter? And do you find yourself missing Isabella?

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<v Speaker 2>Say you've spent six hours over time at work? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think about can we go home and play with

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<v Speaker 2>my cat? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Like, not in that sense, but I do often think

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<v Speaker 5>that's where i'd rather be, Like, obviously I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to be doing overtime at work and I could be

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<v Speaker 5>at home with the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think it's an ideal relationship because she just

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<v Speaker 2>can't talk back to you.

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<v Speaker 5>She does talk back to me, just saying, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well your hand was maimed over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>That's got nothing to do with the talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, exactly. Think she was thinking positive things while

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<v Speaker 2>she was clawing at your fucking artery.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was trying to put a harness on her,

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<v Speaker 5>and she absolutely mauled my arm to death. But you

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<v Speaker 5>know I probably would too if someone was trying to

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<v Speaker 5>put a lasso around my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very true.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd be like, aay, what the fuck we didn't discuss this.

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<v Speaker 6>Good point.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you bought a harness for your cat, I know.

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<v Speaker 5>And then someone online said, oh, you just need her

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<v Speaker 5>to associate it with come, so like put it in

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<v Speaker 5>her cat bed so that she kind of gets used

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<v Speaker 5>to it being near her every night since she's slept

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<v Speaker 5>on my bed because she won't go near her bed

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<v Speaker 5>so long as that harness is there.

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<v Speaker 2>She's she's very smart.

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<v Speaker 5>I keep waking up at like ten pm and I like,

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<v Speaker 5>what the fuck are you doing? And she does that

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<v Speaker 5>thing that all cats it, you know, when they're like

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<v Speaker 5>tread on the surface and like, get all comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh mate, this show is slowly becoming the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking cat Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm fine with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do some how the cow? Did you start the

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<v Speaker 2>cat podcast? Welcome back to Cat Weekly. Today. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful tabby going up for grabs later in the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Today we're going to learn. Today we're going to be

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<v Speaker 5>hearing from and learning from high functioning cats. Today's guest

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<v Speaker 5>Jenna Benson. Jenna the cat who has managed to maintain

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<v Speaker 5>a full time job, get on the honest List at university,

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<v Speaker 5>and host a highly successful podcast alongside two iconic men. Jenna,

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>She still has time for a tab of fancy for

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<v Speaker 2>the allover.

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<v Speaker 5>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Now a lot of cats look up to you

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<v Speaker 5>as a very successful cat.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes they do.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how it would be.

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<v Speaker 7>Question.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what? That was better than I anticipated.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep. Anyway, anyway, highly functioning.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a highly functioning cat? And what's a low functioning cat?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, some cats don't leave their apartments. Jenna has a job.

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<v Speaker 2>Very true. Can you drive a car? You can't drive

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<v Speaker 2>a car? No? Well I can, but I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>have one.

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<v Speaker 5>Why are you acting like this is new information.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know she couldn't drive. I just thought she

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<v Speaker 2>didn't drive.

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<v Speaker 5>She's been on l's for four decades.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you done any driving courses or classes?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I went for my PAS four years ago and I

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<v Speaker 6>failed because.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't know that bit we were you were reading where.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy had to say can you slow down? So

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, okay, well I've obviously failed.

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<v Speaker 2>Also was alleged to cats who are sneezing the whole time. Oh, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>are your poor thing? You should learn to drive those

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<v Speaker 2>so mes just have to wait for you every morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, for goodness sake, it's not the waiting, it's just

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<v Speaker 5>the air of panic that enters my space first thing

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<v Speaker 5>in the morning. Yea, because she sees me already parked

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<v Speaker 5>there five twenty am. Every morning. We agree it'll be

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<v Speaker 5>five twenty six, and Sheldon just get in the car

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<v Speaker 5>and go. Sorry, I'm late. This is what I see

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<v Speaker 5>out my window already.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm watching. He's getting up out of his chair.

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<v Speaker 2>He's leaving the studio. Okay, so he's being you, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>The doors close.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh sorry, sorry I'm late, and I'm like, babe, Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>you don't have to sprint with such a radicness in

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<v Speaker 5>your person, in your breath. I don't need that first

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<v Speaker 5>thing in the morning makes me very uneasy.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do with your morning routine? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>shower every morning?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you, Mitch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I actually no, sorry, every night?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, same, I shower every night. I shower

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<v Speaker 2>both really yeah, well, just I think it's a good idea. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we should probably think about leaving. We've been going on

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<v Speaker 2>for a bloody ages.

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<v Speaker 5>How hopefully you can learn to be on time, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>That wouldn't kill me.

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<v Speaker 6>What about this week?

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<v Speaker 5>What about this week?

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<v Speaker 2>What about this week?

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, what do you call five thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>We have this rale that if I'm not there by

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<v Speaker 5>five thirty and I haven't texted her beforehand to say

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<v Speaker 5>don't worry I'm coming, that means I've slept in and

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<v Speaker 5>just walked to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice rule. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And so if I realized, oh it's five thirty, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 5>I will just message it, but like, don't worry it

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<v Speaker 5>for the coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's happened a couple of times recently.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple really do you freak out? Do you start walking.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's at five thirty. That's when she starts, Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, are you waiting in the fouryer?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm waiting in the cold, real, Jenna, Jez, stay

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<v Speaker 6>in your apartment?

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<v Speaker 2>How LOLd does it take to get down in the Americans?

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<v Speaker 6>Then I love to sprint doun again.

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<v Speaker 2>Has Amanda Keller ever called you? Where are you?

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<v Speaker 7>No? Really?

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<v Speaker 5>What kills me is that I'm pretty sure Jenna has

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<v Speaker 5>me on fire my friends, so she knows when I'm nearby. Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't use that, And it's still such a rude

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<v Speaker 5>shock when I'm there and I'm like out in the

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<v Speaker 5>front of her house waiting for her.

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<v Speaker 6>Can't well, No, you can literally track my move.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to have you guys on fire. My friends

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<v Speaker 2>should be at each other.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh I could. I could untangle all sorts of

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<v Speaker 5>webs of lies that you're caught in. Are you sure

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<v Speaker 5>you want to? Are you ready for that step?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't lie about my Whereabout's not a fucking murderer

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<v Speaker 2>serial the podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I just opened the app and be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch's in the building. You must be stuck making small

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<v Speaker 5>talk with death in the news room again.

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<v Speaker 2>I make small talk with so many people in this I.

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<v Speaker 5>Know it takes you so long to get from the

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<v Speaker 5>car park to hear well.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone loves to talk to me because I listen to

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<v Speaker 2>their stories with so much intent.

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<v Speaker 5>How do I do this again?

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<v Speaker 2>People tell me some wonderful things. Find my Jerry from sales,

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<v Speaker 2>his wife's pregnant twins on and you know how they struggled.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, so good for him. And then yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they're pregnant. Really we should say they're pregnant.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you shouldn't, shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know it's it's not hard for the guy. Really all

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<v Speaker 2>put it in, you know what I mean? I feel

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the funniest tweet. It's very vulgar. You guys

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<v Speaker 2>ready for it. It's like someone was a comedian. She

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<v Speaker 2>was like, when people say we're expecting, when people say

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<v Speaker 2>we've been trying for a baby, all our picture is

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<v Speaker 2>he's been doing massive cummings in my pussy. That was

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<v Speaker 2>very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Where's the humor in that? I understand there's no wit involved.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 6>What that's not fun?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was very funny because it's true when

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<v Speaker 2>someone says to you, oh, we've been trying for a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I instantly think, oh, you've been having unprotected sex and

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<v Speaker 2>yeah nothing that just my mind goes there. What if

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<v Speaker 2>the cleaner of the building goes, we've been trying. You

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<v Speaker 2>instantly think of sex in your idea. That's fine, of

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<v Speaker 2>course I love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, that's how it happened.

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<v Speaker 2>What if I told you that I was trying with

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<v Speaker 2>my life and you had to picture me mounting a woman?

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<v Speaker 2>Would be fine with it by your logic?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, and what if I wasn't fine with it? What

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<v Speaker 5>am I going to do? Like, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 5>swell on such a useless emotion. They had sex to concede.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're a couple, I assume you fuck, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But the fun part of this is thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness me. Your mind must be a prison. Open the doors.

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<v Speaker 5>I am relaxed because I'm just like, yeah, whatever, they

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<v Speaker 5>pork to have a kid, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What about a couple that you think are interesting and

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<v Speaker 2>you have to think about them having set you go?

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<v Speaker 2>How would have worked for them? Really?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't judge them.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give judging.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just saying I always think the people like the

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<v Speaker 5>people that you would least expect are actually the most

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<v Speaker 5>kinky one hundred to meek and mild to ones, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>you're a beast. Yeah, that's why they call me meet Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why jenn as the groundskeeper. And way, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch because very vanilla. All right, we need to get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here, guys, I mean a great way. Next week,

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<v Speaker 2>are on with Oh I'm going to say that next

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<v Speaker 2>week when I have them on, I'm my Oh Michael

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<v Speaker 2>and Margaret, host of the Fame podcast. Oh dear, different

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<v Speaker 2>every time. It's a different sort of annunciation. Oh, someone's

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<v Speaker 2>just to give me a story, and I'll do my

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<v Speaker 2>oda based on that.

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<v Speaker 5>You're the passenger. You're in the passenger seat on a

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<v Speaker 5>Sunday drive and you guys accidentally hit a white dove.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, Oh yeah, actually that's better. I'll give you one. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a boost juice. You order a banana bars,

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<v Speaker 2>a large one, and they give it to you and

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<v Speaker 2>as she passes to you, she drops it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh dear, No, it's okay, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's nice. All right, gen, I got one for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say you are back working in Studio ten

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<v Speaker 2>and Kerry and Kennerley offers you work experience.

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<v Speaker 6>Dear, can we go?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Bye guys, Bye bye.