Speaker 1: People do some weird ship it should in young people,
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to
Speaker 1: get high.
Speaker 2: Some things more since than others.
Speaker 3: I've done everything for you got my career on hold.
Speaker 2: I could have been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for observations.
Speaker 4: You didn't ask for leadership.
Speaker 2: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 5: Well good, just.
Speaker 2: A couple of Mitch. One of us be Mitch and
Speaker 2: the other b Mitchell. Just to make things easier.
Speaker 5: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 2: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch.
Speaker 2: Julie and Mitchell Koo.
Speaker 5: We're here here, we are back again.
Speaker 2: Out big week. I have actually I'll say that all right, Well,
Speaker 2: this week on the show, it's not just you, it's
Speaker 2: not just me. Jenna hasn't piped up and said why
Speaker 2: I'm I the opener. It's nice that you're going it
Speaker 2: down different about this week?
Speaker 5: Why are where are you hitting with this?
Speaker 2: I'm saying that it's not just the three of us.
Speaker 2: We're having some fans on the show. We're doing another round.
Speaker 2: If is it just you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we haven't done this for a while, have we.
Speaker 2: Last time we did it was about traffic, wasn't.
Speaker 5: It something like that? But yeah, we like to get
Speaker 5: our listeners on, give them the opportunity to vent about
Speaker 5: what's on their mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because surprise, surprise, we're not the only people that
Speaker 2: think things, so it's nice take other people on. So
Speaker 2: I've got three line dumb So.
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about these callers. I did notice
Speaker 5: you were on o Instagram story asking anyone if they
Speaker 5: wanted to come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 5: We usually only to do one at a time. Have
Speaker 5: you got three? Because it's too polite to say no.
Speaker 2: I had so many. I think I had about sixteen
Speaker 2: at one point. Oh god, I said. My tactic was,
Speaker 2: it's like when you're selling something on the Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: You say yes to someone, and then when someone has
Speaker 2: a better offer, you'd say yes to them, and then
Speaker 2: someone else will message me. So I've committed to so
Speaker 2: many people, all.
Speaker 5: Right, So we've got some calls to get through later.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got three of them coming up from fans,
Speaker 2: and then you've got mind and mitches. That is it?
Speaker 2: Just me? Something we've noticed something we hate or appreciate
Speaker 2: from the week, or something that comes into our head.
Speaker 2: It's the benchmark of the show. It's how we start.
Speaker 2: Mine is about, you know, I just want to shed
Speaker 2: light on how well I did in high school. That's
Speaker 2: all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5: Great, it's the school captain. I can't wait to hear
Speaker 5: all about.
Speaker 2: The primary school and high schoolandslide victory?
Speaker 1: Really both really and it was a landslide victory both, yeah.
Speaker 2: Both of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I really just represented everyone there was all in the speech.
Speaker 2: I was a horrendous leader. I mean, who went first
Speaker 2: last week? I always lose track.
Speaker 5: I think you did. There's no pattern to it, but whatever,
Speaker 5: I'm ready if you are, Bradley, get on Mike there
Speaker 5: there he is.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Could you not care less what people think of your feet?
Speaker 2: No? I'm very self conscious about my feet.
Speaker 5: What for their feet?
Speaker 2: I don't know have because they just put them on
Speaker 2: full display. I can Billy wear slides yep, really yeah,
Speaker 2: I have severe and grown toenails.
Speaker 5: Actually what just constantly past hands?
Speaker 2: I had reoccurring IGT so I had to go to
Speaker 2: a pediatrist or a pediatrician. What's the one that does kids.
Speaker 6: That's a pedios Okay.
Speaker 2: So I went to a podiatrist and he there was
Speaker 2: so bad that he had to soar off twenty percent
Speaker 2: of my nail. So I don't have nail cornices. My
Speaker 2: big toes are just like a plank of wood.
Speaker 5: What still, Well, anyway, you might be an exception to
Speaker 5: the rule you keep your feet to yourself. What I
Speaker 5: was going to say is that I don't really care
Speaker 5: what people's feet look like, because their feet they're not
Speaker 5: exactly meant to be pretty. It's came about after you
Speaker 5: guys would have seen that the Delta Gudtram incident on
Speaker 5: the Voice last week?
Speaker 2: Oh did I see it? Like a fucking smell it
Speaker 2: through the TV?
Speaker 5: How unflattering is this saily male headline? Ready the Voice
Speaker 5: coach Delta Goodam Lee's view is disgusted, and she flaunts
Speaker 5: her filthy feet during the blind audition. So she's kicked
Speaker 5: back on the red chair, popped her feet up, and
Speaker 5: clearly she's been walking around barefoot in the studio, which
Speaker 5: aren't exactly glamorous behind the scenes. They're like the warehouses,
Speaker 5: and she's pop them up and they don't look especially grubby.
Speaker 5: They just look how they just look like how normal
Speaker 5: feet would look if you've been walking around barefoot all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a bit brown around the heel and the
Speaker 2: sort of pat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, granted she is on television.
Speaker 2: Is very close to Kelly Roller next Destiny's Child. I mean,
Speaker 2: scrub your fucking nibs.
Speaker 5: You think they film for hours at a time. They
Speaker 5: voice like, there's a reason that those coaches have been
Speaker 5: wearing the same outfits for weeks, because they filled them
Speaker 5: all in one go. She would have been on those
Speaker 5: damn feet for hours.
Speaker 2: Also, they'd be she would be mortified. I think looking back.
Speaker 1: And watching dirty feet gross me out.
Speaker 2: Oh you're not a dirty feet person.
Speaker 1: I don't care if your feet are deformed, right, I
Speaker 1: don't care. As long as they're clean, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I put that on a T shirt. Jenny. You look
Speaker 2: at you. You're a vision for hope. I don't care
Speaker 2: if your toes are curl.
Speaker 5: You're so open minded as a person with cat nails.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm actually very true. You're the spokesperson for
Speaker 2: all nail deformities. I guess.
Speaker 5: So, Look, it's not that I'm saying that I don't
Speaker 5: think dirty feet are gross. I'm just seeing that it's
Speaker 5: not out of the ordinary for them to get gross,
Speaker 5: Like if you've been on them all day, it's normal
Speaker 5: to look a bit gross. I'm just saying it's not
Speaker 5: something worth getting self conscious about. Someone in my life
Speaker 5: who in fact is quite proud of their feet is
Speaker 5: my housemate Jordan. So I walked in the lounge room
Speaker 5: the other day and he was taking photos of them.
Speaker 5: I was like, what are you doing? Apparently he sells them.
Speaker 2: No, oh, Jordan, who's he selling them to?
Speaker 5: Well, I figured that you'd have questions, so I'm going
Speaker 5: to get him on the phone now, give me the
Speaker 5: It's fascinating. I had no idea this is going on
Speaker 5: until I walked in and witnessed it.
Speaker 2: I wonder how much the going rad is for one foot?
Speaker 2: Did you pay per toe to?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: You can ask to God. You really can't, Multitas. Can
Speaker 5: you stop dialing his number to talk? And I'm like,
Speaker 5: we should have had him on.
Speaker 2: Ages ago dial house mate. Yeah, very sexually active man.
Speaker 2: He is always rooting. Really, I get that impression.
Speaker 5: You can't just get an impress and then tell everyone
Speaker 5: as though it's the truth. Sorry, Sorry, Jordan, Hi Darling.
Speaker 5: It's us.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 5: Including the other metch and Jenna? Sorry, Hi, Hi, hi.
Speaker 2: J how are you. It's a real gang bang here,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You're used to that kind of thing.
Speaker 7: I'm actually driving past the house that I last had
Speaker 7: a gang bang in right now.
Speaker 5: Uh, ultimate ultimo.
Speaker 2: Isn't it funny? We all remember the first house we
Speaker 2: had a gang bang in.
Speaker 7: I didn't say first, I said.
Speaker 2: It did anyway, why don't you bring it up?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We were just talking about when I walked in.
Speaker 5: And you're taking photos of your feet the other day,
Speaker 5: because you know, the foot fetishism is a definite thing.
Speaker 5: In fact, Jenna, would you mind? Can you google foot fetishes?
Speaker 5: I don't really know much about it, but all I
Speaker 5: know is that Jordan is starting to make money off it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jordan, I just want to know God actually
Speaker 2: got a lot of questions. Let's just start, What the
Speaker 2: hell who do you sell these feet pigs to?
Speaker 7: It's not like this. One guy approached me on Twitter
Speaker 7: once about it, and I was a little bit skeptic
Speaker 7: on it, but he seemed legit. He's into a thing
Speaker 7: called findom what wait, what is it? Fin which is
Speaker 7: financial domination. Oh okay, So it's like, well, whenever he
Speaker 7: gets drunk and he lives, he lives in the UK,
Speaker 7: So it's perfect because I woke up. I woke up
Speaker 7: and he was he was high or drunk or whatever.
Speaker 2: He was right.
Speaker 7: I woke up and it was eight hours before, nine
Speaker 7: hours before, so it was like, cool, makes some money
Speaker 7: this morning. Yeah. So whenever he whenever he gets that
Speaker 7: drunk or whatever, he hits me up and he's like, hey,
Speaker 7: well I'm drunk, and the intent is actually, well, no, no,
Speaker 7: he doesn't ask. I have to literally dominate him with
Speaker 7: words and be like, I will send you a picture
Speaker 7: of my feet as a reward for sending me one
Speaker 7: hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 5: Oh number, I didn't know that you were offering.
Speaker 7: I thought, it's not that I'm exactly offering, but I
Speaker 7: know it's his, his king. But it gets even weirder
Speaker 7: in the sense that he he likes it to be
Speaker 7: used in a way of blackmail. Oh God, because it's
Speaker 7: domination and it's a sub it's a submissive thing. Whereas
Speaker 7: he's a submissive one. He it'll be like he might
Speaker 7: send me a picture of something of his face or
Speaker 7: of whatever, and he gets off on me charging him
Speaker 7: X amount of money to not release these photos to
Speaker 7: the public.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, he might send.
Speaker 7: Me a picture of his naked body. And there's been
Speaker 7: a time where I actually said to him, I'm going
Speaker 7: to send these to your mum if you if you
Speaker 7: don't send me a hundred buck.
Speaker 2: And did he send you the money?
Speaker 7: Of course he sent the money.
Speaker 2: God, and he gets off.
Speaker 7: He gets off on that. But then in terms of
Speaker 7: the foot picks, it was kind of like a reward
Speaker 7: for him sending me one hundred and fifty dollars just because.
Speaker 5: I asked, wait, so you set the price?
Speaker 7: I actually because I know, as I said, he gets
Speaker 7: off on the domination. I originally said fifty dollars, but
Speaker 7: when I sent the PayPal request to him, it's and
Speaker 7: so he had And his thing is he's got no
Speaker 7: choice because he's dominated, so he paid.
Speaker 5: Well. How the hell did you learn to navigate people
Speaker 5: whose mind work like that? That is so weird that
Speaker 5: you knew exactly how to play him?
Speaker 2: Oh did he did? He have to sort of like
Speaker 2: set it up like when you go to a real
Speaker 2: estate and you go to an open house. These are
Speaker 2: the ground rules everyone go like, did you have to
Speaker 2: sort of did he have to tell you at the
Speaker 2: start that this is what he liked?
Speaker 7: It's sort of we worked it out slowly, but yeah,
Speaker 7: Like the only ground rule is that, like, obviously I
Speaker 7: can't ask for a car or something, right, it's got
Speaker 7: to be it's gonna be a reasonable amount. He did
Speaker 7: admit to me how much money.
Speaker 2: He earned, which is how a lot of money.
Speaker 7: Well, it's in British pounds, but it's like one hundred
Speaker 7: thousand British pounds a year.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know what that means for us.
Speaker 7: It's about two hundred and thirty thousand I think a
Speaker 7: year Australian.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, so he can afford to be transferring money
Speaker 5: for paying paying the feet?
Speaker 2: Now, how do you take the photos of feet? So
Speaker 2: do you like have a shower? Like, because obviously Delta
Speaker 2: Gudraam had the dirty grabby little fucking feed and they're disgusting.
Speaker 2: He might want more for a dirty foot, right, I.
Speaker 7: Asked him this actually, And it's not to do with
Speaker 7: how clean the foot is or what the foot essentially
Speaker 7: looks like. It's what the foot represents. Because he is
Speaker 7: a submissive person Yeah, the foot is like that, you
Speaker 7: would say realistically, like the dirtiest part of a person,
Speaker 7: and that's all he believes he deserves, and that's what
Speaker 7: he again he gets off on.
Speaker 5: It's he he walked all over.
Speaker 7: Yeah, literally walked all over. And it's also because the
Speaker 7: dominating person I e. Me and this this, then that's
Speaker 7: my foot that he is submitting.
Speaker 5: To see part of me feels bad for the basket.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, all he thinks he deserves it is
Speaker 5: a footpick. But also like if he knows what he likes,
Speaker 5: then he's going about it and it's consensual and he's
Speaker 5: going about his way to get it. Then whatever, carry on, mate,
Speaker 5: do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2: It's self conscious about your foot pigs, Like do you
Speaker 2: check on a toe ring every now and again? Shake
Speaker 2: it up for him? He might want some glam.
Speaker 7: I literally took one. I think it was yesterday. I
Speaker 7: was just I was just sitting on the couch and
Speaker 7: then he hits me up and then you know, one
Speaker 7: hundred and fifty dollars and I was just like, yeah, fuck,
Speaker 7: I took my show off, put myself off, and just
Speaker 7: bang banged out a photo.
Speaker 2: And then you should get one of those vintage like
Speaker 2: foam stoppers that go in between the toes so you
Speaker 2: can paint your tonails with be like, ah, this is
Speaker 2: it just these four spread toe out toes. Or you
Speaker 2: should open a door handle or something with your foot,
Speaker 2: just to like really freak him out, start doing things
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that actually be great. I'm one hundred
Speaker 7: percent certain if I did own one of those toast
Speaker 7: other things, he'd probably pay me a thousand dollars to
Speaker 7: send it to him in the UK or something.
Speaker 2: You're a smart man.
Speaker 5: We pay around the same amount in rent.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 5: I am going to work every morning, like a fuck
Speaker 5: with You're just at home taking pictures of your feet
Speaker 5: and all this nonsense for only fans, all that shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god, I haven't.
Speaker 7: I have not worked in three four months now. I
Speaker 7: don't think as much.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: But that's because of coronavirus, not because his body was
Speaker 5: keeping him afloat was sending selling photo and he.
Speaker 2: Was staying a float by sending his fucking little digit.
Speaker 5: Well he is, because that's the plan me, you know,
Speaker 5: instead of Uber driving as a backup.
Speaker 2: Jordan, I'm a size thirteen and I got quite a
Speaker 2: wide gait. Would I get good cash from my foot?
Speaker 2: Do you think? Can I send picts to you and
Speaker 2: maybe you send them around and see what the vibe
Speaker 2: is from these feet people?
Speaker 7: Well, should we do like a rate youofoot dot com? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do only feet like just get up
Speaker 2: and running. That could be good.
Speaker 5: So when I've seen you over there furiously googling about
Speaker 5: foot fetishes and what what have you learned?
Speaker 1: I've learned about foot kissing, toe sucking, foot jobs and
Speaker 1: foot worship.
Speaker 5: It's great. What can you tell us about it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: It's just a bit strange to me.
Speaker 5: I've really got to do everything myself, don't I I
Speaker 5: wanted like one in such and such amount of people
Speaker 5: have a foot fete.
Speaker 2: Well, I doubt these statistics even exist. People aren't out
Speaker 2: and proud of it. They'll love a feet I think.
Speaker 5: That is that people aren't that ashamed of it.
Speaker 6: How interesting is this?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: One psychological element of a foot fetish is humiliation, feet
Speaker 1: off and considered below people.
Speaker 9: That's exactly That's exactly it, right woew So five percent
Speaker 9: of heterosexual women have foot fetishes, eighteen percent of heterosexual men,
Speaker 9: eleven percent of lesbian and bisexual women and twenty one
Speaker 9: percent of gay and.
Speaker 5: Bisexual men, So US gays, it's most common among us
Speaker 5: to be a fan of the foot.
Speaker 2: You know what. I've once seen a foot in a
Speaker 2: sock and I thought that gets me going a little bit.
Speaker 5: What really, not like.
Speaker 2: On a side or something else. This is someone wearing
Speaker 2: a SoC on my No, I can see it. I
Speaker 2: can see it.
Speaker 5: I can't. I mean, I'm not shaming anyone who's into it.
Speaker 5: I mean, whatever gets you going, it's up to you.
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more. Jordan very quickly. For the people listening,
Speaker 2: what's Mitch like to live with? I've just always wanted
Speaker 2: to know, because he's such a fucking pain to do
Speaker 2: a podcast with. Can't imagine what it's like when he's
Speaker 2: having a buddy nighttime bath.
Speaker 7: He is a perfect flat mate, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Did you just call him a fan mate? Large, Jordan?
Speaker 2: And that's disrespectful.
Speaker 7: And he's brought the lovely Isabella into the house.
Speaker 2: Oh my cat, Oh the cat of course. Oh you
Speaker 2: like the Godfather because you looked after the little cat
Speaker 2: when you guys.
Speaker 5: Were He technically spends more time with her than I
Speaker 5: do because he's at home during the day taking photos
Speaker 5: of his fucking feet.
Speaker 2: Jordan, what's the worst thing about living with Mitch?
Speaker 7: The worst thing? Yeah, I can't think of the worst thing.
Speaker 7: Ah fuck, Yeah, he is the best flat mate that
Speaker 7: I've ever.
Speaker 2: Had in that really. Yeah, find him we minther part anal.
Speaker 2: What if anyone should know that word, it's you, Jordan Anal.
Speaker 2: Don't you find him? A bit sort of like O. C. D.
Speaker 5: Jordan is a little bit like that too, So it
Speaker 5: kind of works. I would say the same because we
Speaker 5: never really have to nag each other to do things.
Speaker 5: It just kind of coexists and it's all good. Sorry
Speaker 5: you were trying to get some tea.
Speaker 2: Won't you get any arguments?
Speaker 5: I've said this to Jordan, so it's not weird that
Speaker 5: I'm bringing it up now. The only thing that's ever
Speaker 5: like bothered me is that, you know those bloody things
Speaker 5: that you put in this sink that catches all the
Speaker 5: potato peels and shit, doesn't let it go down. Yeah,
Speaker 5: He takes them out and then wonders why our sink's
Speaker 5: full of shit? And I'm like, leave the strainer and
Speaker 5: you fuck and he goes, Oh, it just makes the
Speaker 5: water drain too slowly, and I'm like, because it's full
Speaker 5: of shit from all the times you've taken the strainer ound,
Speaker 5: that's the only thing that's ever bothered me. I'm like,
Speaker 5: what are you doing?
Speaker 2: All right? We love you, Jordan, thank you for coming
Speaker 2: on the show, and meet You'll see tonight by guys.
Speaker 2: Y are Jesus? That was eye opening. We're really in
Speaker 2: the wrong business.
Speaker 1: There's a website called footfetish match dot com meet people
Speaker 1: who love feet.
Speaker 5: Oh, there you go, I'll hit them up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's almost like even if they were leaked and someone said, oh,
Speaker 5: these your feet, I could just be like, nah, like,
Speaker 5: how are we going to prove I'm wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true. Or you go to a job interview
Speaker 2: in twenty years and they go, we found these online.
Speaker 2: What do you have to say for yourself? You just
Speaker 2: go THEND up behind because I've got a six time.
Speaker 5: Do you mind? In school, they always used to be like,
Speaker 5: what if this comes up in a job interview?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: All ever come back to buy me in a job interview?
Speaker 5: Not because I hid things well, but just I don't
Speaker 5: think that actually happens. We're terrifying. She happened to a
Speaker 5: job interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also I had a year advisor who was no
Speaker 2: a career is someone a careers advisor right now? And
Speaker 2: we had to do a mock interview and she was
Speaker 2: like him, Mitchell, interesting choice of clothing today. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. Yeah, She's like, what's your
Speaker 2: favorite color? Mitchell? None of these questions have ever been
Speaker 2: asked me in a job interview.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, a policeman came to my school, yeah,
Speaker 1: and did this huge presentation where he'd individually researched each
Speaker 1: of us and found all this information about us. Really,
Speaker 1: He's like, it's not looking good. It says where you've
Speaker 1: been to school and all that. I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: obviously it does Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: All right, Well my agem actually has to do is
Speaker 2: all should be jump in.
Speaker 5: Oh how beautiful, what a nice flow.
Speaker 2: It's almost like we timed it all right, here we go?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Do you think abolishing the ATA
Speaker 2: is the smartest thing that this certain university has ever done?
Speaker 5: Oh? I didn't know that that happened.
Speaker 2: It's been abolished.
Speaker 5: I thought you meant that they were abolished altogether, like
Speaker 5: they just don't do them anymore. I was like shit, yeah,
Speaker 5: but there's this one.
Speaker 2: Oh god no, it's just one university, swin Burn University
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. If you like from overseas or you are
Speaker 2: from a different state, the ATAR. What does the stand
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 5: You know it's fuck, it's been a while, is it
Speaker 5: the Australian Tertiary Admissions ranking?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think so, I have.
Speaker 5: Actually, so it's like basically your final score after you
Speaker 5: finish year twelve.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So it's like in America you do the SATs.
Speaker 2: I think this is to get into university or to
Speaker 2: do a bachelor's degree. They all have different types of
Speaker 2: atars as entry points. And I think it's brilliant because
Speaker 2: I personally got the world's worst atar. What do you think?
Speaker 2: I want to know what you genuinely think, because the
Speaker 2: higher the better.
Speaker 5: Just so seventy five, you bitch, I know that the
Speaker 5: absolute lowest you can get, Like they stop counting when
Speaker 5: it's thirty or less.
Speaker 2: I didn't get an asterix. I applied myself, but I
Speaker 2: didn't put any effort in and I did drama, got
Speaker 2: a band six in drama.
Speaker 5: That's always confused me that certain subjects bring your score
Speaker 5: down even if you're good at it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So like your school as well your school rankings.
Speaker 5: You would have gone to some revolting school in the
Speaker 5: Shire and you did drama or I'm thinking fifty four.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Mitch is closer, am I I got. It's
Speaker 2: very funny. Sixty nine. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 5: I'm only laughing because you find that.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I'm so happy that I got sixty nine because
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is fucking great. But I got ten
Speaker 2: bonus points because I was school captain, so I got far.
Speaker 5: Yes, sad you know that they got bonus atar.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I five extra bonus points for representing
Speaker 2: the country in theater. I toured around London when I
Speaker 2: was like in yeu ten. So if you represent Australia
Speaker 2: in extracurricular activity, it's I think it was written for sport.
Speaker 2: But here I am doing a fellow in Hong Kong
Speaker 2: and I get extra five points.
Speaker 1: I got extra five points because I claim, well, I
Speaker 1: said that I was mentally ill.
Speaker 5: You weren't lying me.
Speaker 1: I mean I got my psychologists to write a note
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Feel sorry, genius. So what was your atar ninety five?
Speaker 5: What did you need extra points?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I didn't because I thought I'd do terribly.
Speaker 5: What did you get, Mitch, Well, I didn't end up
Speaker 5: doing it. You know, you can opt out and become
Speaker 5: non matriculating. It's where you're allowed to do more like
Speaker 5: t VET and practical based subjects and then opt out
Speaker 5: of getting an ATAR, because if you're getting an ATAR,
Speaker 5: you're only allowed to do a certain amount of t vats.
Speaker 5: So like you can do maybe would work, and then
Speaker 5: the rest has to be all theory based stuff like
Speaker 5: science and legal starties and shit. But my subjects were
Speaker 5: all like practical stuff like I did work studies, business services, hospitality.
Speaker 5: There was a few, you know what I Mine was
Speaker 5: very hands on, so there was no way I was
Speaker 5: getting an ATA.
Speaker 2: I sometimes think that the tape courses that are available
Speaker 2: are so much better. Yeah, and then all the other options.
Speaker 2: My sister wanted to do childcare and boom, went to
Speaker 2: a TV course, got a diploma, loved it, got hands
Speaker 2: on experience, and because you did work experience at a
Speaker 2: daycare clinic, she got a full time job out of
Speaker 2: high school and now she's making seventy five K years
Speaker 2: she's twenty.
Speaker 5: You go, it's funny that you mention swinburn In Melbourne
Speaker 5: being the one that stopped judging people based on their ATAR,
Speaker 5: because when I decided to be non matriculating, I just
Speaker 5: had to accept the fact, no, I'm never going to UNI,
Speaker 5: because that was always what the career's advisor said. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you don't have an ATA, you're not going to UNI.
Speaker 5: So I enrolled in a tape course, right and I
Speaker 5: was so ready to do this tape course in Sydney.
Speaker 5: I had it sorted, and then on a whim, I
Speaker 5: applied for UNI at swinburn in Melbourne, doing screen of
Speaker 5: media journalism or something, and I got in. I was like,
Speaker 5: you're kidding. So clearly Swinburne have always had a reputation
Speaker 5: for judging people on their merite rather than the marks,
Speaker 5: because I literally didn't have one to go off. I
Speaker 5: can't remember what I apply with, maybe a resume and
Speaker 5: letter or something, but I got in and.
Speaker 8: I was like shit.
Speaker 5: By this point, I'd already started making plans in Sydney.
Speaker 5: I'd agreed to live with one of my friends from school,
Speaker 5: so I just said no to them in the end,
Speaker 5: but I could not believe that I managed to get
Speaker 5: in without an ETA.
Speaker 2: I think that's just more to my point. I didn't
Speaker 2: use my atar. I did get early entry. My ten
Speaker 2: points bumped me up to seventy nine. They rounded it
Speaker 2: up to eighty and then I got early entry. It's
Speaker 2: like it was like my first day of view twelve.
Speaker 2: The University of Woollongong. I don't think they get a
Speaker 2: lot of people.
Speaker 5: What were you studying it?
Speaker 2: Well, they go, we offer early entry and I'm like great,
Speaker 2: I email. They emailed back congratulations one. I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: don't even tell you who?
Speaker 7: I am?
Speaker 2: Like, congratulations, Michael. Well, so I got in. I studied
Speaker 2: a double degree media communications, majoring in journalism.
Speaker 5: Oh that's what I was looking at class.
Speaker 2: I did a bachelor's degree in theater performance at the
Speaker 2: University of Wollongong. Woeful. I was expecting Glee. Did you
Speaker 2: fucking p No. I dropped out after a trimester.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what's that half a year?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, a third, Yeah, like four months. I did it.
Speaker 2: I dropped performance first because it was absolutely terrible. You know.
Speaker 2: I dropped because we had to come to school and
Speaker 2: the we were doing a movement class and we all
Speaker 2: had to go out into the wild because University of
Speaker 2: Warongong was like in fucking Narnia. It's nowhere down the
Speaker 2: south coast of Sydney, and they're like, go and find something,
Speaker 2: emulate it. And the next day you were going to
Speaker 2: be that. You were going to replicate the movements of
Speaker 2: that thing for a full ten minutes on stage.
Speaker 5: And after that we'll charge you thirty five thou literally
Speaker 5: and I.
Speaker 2: Had I saw an inmu because we're down the fucking
Speaker 2: rainforest and I walk in and I know Joe had
Speaker 2: a word of a lie. I stand up on this
Speaker 2: dingy stage in Wollongong, fucking humidity through the roof, and
Speaker 2: I'm standing there. Mom's buckled like this, my chest is out,
Speaker 2: my legs are bent. And I was literally for ten
Speaker 2: minutes going on this and people laughing. It wasn't really
Speaker 2: mean to be.
Speaker 5: Funny in public. Oh yeah, were your teachers they're marking you.
Speaker 2: Or this was an assessment.
Speaker 5: It's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: And it was full of students anyway, everyone I bought it.
Speaker 2: At the end, she went, all right, Jenny, you passed Mitchell,
Speaker 2: You passed Mitch Jury. I think you're a prime example
Speaker 2: of someone who thinks they're going to fly through this course,
Speaker 2: and that's why I want you to do this again
Speaker 2: tomorrow and actually put effort in. And I was like,
Speaker 2: gut it, I'm like what I I analyzed this EMU.
Speaker 2: So I dropped out that day. Really I deferred then
Speaker 2: I still had the fucking media communications a degree to do.
Speaker 5: To be honest, she sounds like she had a point.
Speaker 5: You were like, I'll just be an eem you. It'll
Speaker 5: be right, I can wing it. And she was like,
Speaker 5: this clown.
Speaker 6: I love that you or someone else.
Speaker 2: Was a fucking fish. And they're like, they're like high distinction.
Speaker 2: And she was flopping.
Speaker 5: Around on the ground they put to emulate being out
Speaker 5: of water. There's some sort of narrative there. They've been
Speaker 5: taken out of their usual environment. You were just pecking
Speaker 5: and scuttling around.
Speaker 1: Emotional connection between elongating your large net was I was a.
Speaker 2: Lot skinnier at the time. I fit the bill anyway,
Speaker 2: and I dropped out of media communication. My only point
Speaker 2: is you don't need to go to UNIQ to get
Speaker 2: what you want. I if you know you want to
Speaker 2: do something in high school, trust me, it doesn't go
Speaker 2: away three years later just by doing something that your
Speaker 2: parents tell you you should do or yeah, or your
Speaker 2: career's advisor says you should do doesn't necessarily mean you
Speaker 2: should do it. All I wanted to do was study theater,
Speaker 2: and then three years later I applied for a scholarship
Speaker 2: in New York and got it. And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: should have done this straight out of high school.
Speaker 5: Exactly follow your gut.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jenna wanted to do archery, and Jenny, you still.
Speaker 6: Should I really wanted to.
Speaker 2: You really should do it, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Here we are banging on about anti Uni. I bet
Speaker 5: Jenna spent like nine years at Union, has like an
Speaker 5: honors and all that shit. I bet she absolutely thrived
Speaker 5: in that environment. You did, didn't you.
Speaker 1: I don't have honors, but I do have a bachelor's
Speaker 1: degree in what in a Bachelor of Media? There you go, right,
Speaker 1: pr and advertising even though I don't do.
Speaker 2: But you're a dean's on a list?
Speaker 5: Yeah, to get that at what university? Are you on
Speaker 5: the deans on his list?
Speaker 1: At UNSW And I came first in the course.
Speaker 2: Can we call? Can we call them to find out?
Speaker 5: Do you not believe her?
Speaker 6: I can? I'll find something to prove that I have.
Speaker 2: Je is boring enough Sahause for Jenna Dean's on his List.
Speaker 5: I just love that your radio mind just kicks in
Speaker 5: at the most random points. Should we call them? No,
Speaker 5: we don't need to. We wouldn't be getting any extra information.
Speaker 5: She already told us.
Speaker 6: What would they say, like, yeah, that we should.
Speaker 5: Just prank call the UNI just for no reason. It's
Speaker 5: very radio Do you know what we're doing? Three calls next?
Speaker 5: But is it just you? I called Jordan for my
Speaker 5: Is it just me? We may as well make a
Speaker 5: phone call in the middle of your item, just to
Speaker 5: make it, to make it consistent.
Speaker 2: Call her UNI the phone call special.
Speaker 5: Can you call her? You need to say remember me?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 5: Would you do an impression of her Mitch and say
Speaker 5: remember me? Check the Dean's Honest List from nineteen forty
Speaker 5: I'll be on there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's the from twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: So Hi, just all you Hi, No, I wanted to
Speaker 2: get sae. Hi. Hi.
Speaker 9: Welcome to you, n Swcdney.
Speaker 5: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 9: At present, we're unable to attend to your call, but
Speaker 9: it is important to us.
Speaker 5: Please hold the line and you'll be answered as soon
Speaker 5: as pop.
Speaker 2: Welcome to you and sw M I help you.
Speaker 8: Hi. My name's Jenna Benson. I was Dean's on a
Speaker 8: list in nineteen thirty four and I was just calling
Speaker 8: to see if that was still on record.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll have to put you onto records, so just
Speaker 5: a moment, please, thank you. You're supposed to say it's me,
Speaker 5: remember me. It's of course, they've.
Speaker 2: Got a records department. I just have to transfer to
Speaker 2: the records castle.
Speaker 5: Oh they just they just let the call disconnect.
Speaker 2: Fuck that I knew he was calling.
Speaker 6: I've just sent you both proof.
Speaker 5: Where are you? Oh my god?
Speaker 6: The top one?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, congratulations Jenne. We should never have doubted you,
Speaker 2: and I should never have doubted you. No one else
Speaker 2: had a seat of doubt, but it was me all.
Speaker 5: And now they won't even take your calls. Everything you've
Speaker 5: done for them.
Speaker 10: What you're listening to? Is it just me upon by
Speaker 10: a couple of mitchell Yes. You can leave us a
Speaker 10: review if you like five stars, please.
Speaker 5: And write something nice if anything brings to mind. If
Speaker 5: nothing does, that's all right.
Speaker 2: I have noticed that we have that the one stars
Speaker 2: are growing.
Speaker 5: This applies to Apple Music, Apple Podcasts only of course,
Speaker 5: But it doesn't really bother me when someone leaves one star,
Speaker 5: because like, sure you didn't like it, no worries. I'm
Speaker 5: actually more bothered by the three and four stars. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I just love it or hate it.
Speaker 2: You fuck might either make it a full or a nothing.
Speaker 5: Oh when look, we have a new one.
Speaker 2: I'll read it out.
Speaker 5: If you love not my cup of tea, you will
Speaker 5: love this podcast. You promise you deleted that gun sound effect.
Speaker 2: That wasn't me. There was a shooting right next door.
Speaker 5: It's nice that we are getting to know Jenimore. Mitchell
Speaker 5: Coombs is as awesome as ever, and Mitch Cherry it
Speaker 5: is nice to get to know him outside of his
Speaker 5: radio gig. There you go. Oh that Joe Tickles ninety four.
Speaker 2: Lovely Jab is fantastic, Mitch's great, and the Fat one's
Speaker 2: all right too.
Speaker 5: Oh I just found another one. She had a bunch
Speaker 5: of new ones writing this with the hope of my
Speaker 5: name being read out on the podcast, then proceeding to
Speaker 5: have crippling anxiety as if I'm actually on the podcast
Speaker 5: and suddenly famous despite no one actually knowing who is
Speaker 5: writing this. Well, that's a lie that comes from the
Speaker 5: very famous and well known Ali seven four eight to
Speaker 5: eight seven slash and there's a lot of numbers there.
Speaker 8: I love him.
Speaker 5: They're brilliant in all seriousness, Ali writes, love the podcast.
Speaker 5: Its definitely worth a listen if you want the feeling
Speaker 5: of casually chatting with and bunch of mates and sure
Speaker 5: to keep up the good work legends. Thank you, Ali,
Speaker 5: we will do.
Speaker 2: I love that she thinks we're all mates, when in
Speaker 2: reality we don't talk as soon as the recordings done.
Speaker 5: We come together for an hour a week, and outside
Speaker 5: of that we can't.
Speaker 2: Stand each we can't. Oh, thank you Ali. Speaking of
Speaker 2: friends coming together, guys, we're getting some guests now.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's time for is it just you? Isn't it
Speaker 5: enough out of us?
Speaker 2: So we do one at the start of every show.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you know if you've gotten this far. And
Speaker 2: we want to know what other people are thinking.
Speaker 5: We want to know what our listeners have noticed. HATO appreciate,
Speaker 5: so we we spam them with our thoughts every week.
Speaker 5: So it's time they give back.
Speaker 2: Let's make the first call. I've got a couple today.
Speaker 2: It's like a little a mooz boosh. We're going to
Speaker 2: do an entree Maine. Then a dessert. We're gonna ring Tilly,
Speaker 2: who sent us a DM on.
Speaker 5: I haven't read any of these d ms, so I'm
Speaker 5: actually going to be hearing it for the first time,
Speaker 5: much like I hear yours for the first time every
Speaker 5: week after Bradley introduces it.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's got a good number. You know what a
Speaker 2: number's got like a reoccurring for and two it's I
Speaker 2: made Hello Tilly?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: How are you? Oh? Wait?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: This is the police. You're under arrest.
Speaker 11: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Just like shit, you got me? You're you're on the
Speaker 2: cloud live? Is it just me? Mitch is here? Jenny's here?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Tilly? Oh we're so good.
Speaker 2: Hi Tilly, Tilly, I told you in preparation not to
Speaker 2: speak to her.
Speaker 11: She's my favorite.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry anyway, Tilly, we're gonna play. Sorry, Killy, We're
Speaker 2: gonna let Bradley. He's had to stay late. Normally he
Speaker 2: leaves at the start of the show. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: but he stayed back just to give you an official introduction.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 11: I'm ready, can't wait?
Speaker 2: All right? Here we go? Is it just me?
Speaker 11: Do you always imagine how you're going to die? And
Speaker 11: like how your family and friends are going to react
Speaker 11: to your death?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Absolutely all the time.
Speaker 5: I've done it plenty of times. Is it sad that
Speaker 5: I always assume it's going to be at a young age.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's always me now dying. I never picture
Speaker 2: myself dying in thirty years from a cardiac arrest. How boring.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you want to be you want to be a
Speaker 11: sexy like ghost, like someone old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you want it to be like a sexy
Speaker 2: death too, Like, yeah, a car accident or a poisoning.
Speaker 5: So what's your death then, Tilly, what do you imagine?
Speaker 11: I don't know, Like I always think like I'm too clumsy,
Speaker 11: so I'll probably just fall down the stairs.
Speaker 3: Accidentally, can have a bus or some shan the one
Speaker 3: the eulogy to be very sort of shocking, like she
Speaker 3: lived a beautiful life, a long life, surrounded by many friends,
Speaker 3: until she stepped on the Hume Highway.
Speaker 2: And was killed by a toll truck. Like you want
Speaker 2: it to be, Oh god, that's such a storm.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'd like to attend my funeral, like I want
Speaker 11: to be there, like I want to party with them.
Speaker 2: As do you want to know you're dying? Because I
Speaker 2: have an auntie who's like, well, you know what if
Speaker 2: I get cancer, We're having a party the day like
Speaker 2: I get diagnosed, because I want to be there. I
Speaker 2: want to celebrate. I don't want a sad funeral.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, just have a massive piss up.
Speaker 5: I don't think people would go out of their way
Speaker 5: to come to your fake funeral when you're still alive.
Speaker 5: People only come to the funeral in many cases out
Speaker 5: of guilt because they're like, fuck, I haven't seen them
Speaker 5: for a year. They feel they're bad. I'm going to
Speaker 5: go pay my respects. It's awkward to pay your respects
Speaker 5: when they're still alive.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: Also, it's a very kiddy thing. I remember I used
Speaker 2: to be in the car right and then the song
Speaker 2: would come around. Sorry I didn't I thought that just
Speaker 2: trying to play the song. But it has a as
Speaker 2: a built in thing at the start.
Speaker 5: Well, we're here now, I want to know what the
Speaker 5: song is.
Speaker 12: Okay, it's to play Yellow, everybody, Okay, So the best
Speaker 12: thing about life is when people sing along and audiences
Speaker 12: are insanely what is the song.
Speaker 2: In the system. We have one version of Yellow, and
Speaker 2: it's that fucking integrated ninety six FM for Robin Bailey.
Speaker 5: Why to perthput documentaries at the start of my Sorry
Speaker 5: this is the radio talk anyway. I don't know why
Speaker 5: that happened, But why would you play yellow if you're
Speaker 5: going to play anything at a funeral?
Speaker 2: By com plate? Fix you true? Sorry? Okay? So here,
Speaker 2: I am ready. I'm probably thirteen, and I've just had
Speaker 2: a massive fight with my dad in the backseat of
Speaker 2: the car. I hate yo. Here we try your best
Speaker 2: six when you can't watch you when I start to
Speaker 2: adam Ready, my family rocking up to probably some sort
Speaker 2: of crematorium if they're all in suits. But you may
Speaker 2: regret being rude to me in the car because I
Speaker 2: wanted a third sausage and eck McMuffin and Dad would
Speaker 2: only let me get to know the doctor already said
Speaker 2: I had a fatty liver and I couldn't have any
Speaker 2: more fatty food is cool stream and down. And there's Nana,
Speaker 2: which is so sad that I died before the grand
Speaker 2: will so there. And there's Nicholas Kuryakos, my primary school
Speaker 2: best friend. He was so mean to me at spor
Speaker 2: and he regrets it now. Nicholas. Anyway, that's what I
Speaker 2: would do.
Speaker 5: I mean, for me, it's more fleeting thoughts. But I
Speaker 5: have done enough therapy to not dwell on the thought
Speaker 5: of my own death that much. Something I'd really have
Speaker 5: tried not to think about.
Speaker 2: They don't, but I might have fully fleshed out. It's
Speaker 2: like an episode of Big Bang Theory. Some commercial breaks
Speaker 2: and sponsorships. My funeral sponsored. Kellogg's right, we're getting very
Speaker 2: dark here.
Speaker 4: Very dark.
Speaker 2: Thanks for bringing it down.
Speaker 5: Oh God, get rid of the gun. I swear to.
Speaker 2: God, I'm not playing sound effect that we just live
Speaker 2: in a disc makes you sorry anyway, Tilly, thank you
Speaker 2: for coming on the show.
Speaker 5: Tilly, Can I ask do you often sick around to
Speaker 5: the very end of our show?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're familiar with all the sound effects that
Speaker 5: Cherry goes absurd with. While we've got listeners on the line,
Speaker 5: I'm going to do a quick pole best of three.
Speaker 5: Do you think he should get rid of the gun
Speaker 5: sound effect? Do you think of all the sound effects
Speaker 5: that one's is not funny?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's probably a bit one.
Speaker 5: In favor of getting rid of the gun.
Speaker 2: Well, Tilly, I'll have to ask you. I say nothing
Speaker 2: if you think Mitch Coombs is entertaining. Good girl, Tilly,
Speaker 2: good girl, all right, thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 5: Thanks Tilling. I hope you live a long and prosperous
Speaker 5: life and I'll send a red ruth about to your
Speaker 5: way that thanks for coming on.
Speaker 11: I've never been a babe.
Speaker 5: Strap yourself in for a face. It's Heaven.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it.
Speaker 5: Fantastic half roster role.
Speaker 2: That's what I remember. All right, Bye till By. Lovely girl,
Speaker 2: isn't she?
Speaker 5: I like her?
Speaker 2: Let's get the next one on. Let's go to Holy
Speaker 2: You've got a bit dark there, didn't.
Speaker 5: We If we had a decent producer, Jenna, they would
Speaker 5: have had the next number, dald already ready to go.
Speaker 6: I only learned about this segment.
Speaker 2: We have as freshly man gars. So since you made you.
Speaker 4: Reached un look.
Speaker 5: And how it cuts off after the first ring. Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 5: less than one dial.
Speaker 2: Let's do the next one. Actually, Jenna, I am gonna
Speaker 2: have to hand you the phone because this is anonymous.
Speaker 2: This was sent to me by a certain listener of
Speaker 2: the show. Loves the show often comments on I have video,
Speaker 2: so if you really want to work out, you probably could,
Speaker 2: But they said please use my story, but do not
Speaker 2: name me.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that this was being read
Speaker 5: out and not a phone call. No, well, I just
Speaker 5: made an absolute cock of myself saying, Oh, I've got
Speaker 5: three calls on the line. I'll do a pole best
Speaker 5: of three.
Speaker 2: Why don't you tell me that's going to have to
Speaker 2: be fifty to fifty side. So there's Jenna. I'm going
Speaker 2: to give it a sound effect, and then you just
Speaker 2: read the Is it just me? So this is an
Speaker 2: anonymous anonymous gym?
Speaker 5: I can't even ask questions.
Speaker 2: Ready, Jenna, I'm ready, Here we go? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is having the option to share an iCloud account with
Speaker 1: your parents worst idea ever?
Speaker 2: O that sounds?
Speaker 5: It depends what's gone wrong.
Speaker 6: Here's the story.
Speaker 1: Oh, my mom's not tech savvy and I can fix
Speaker 1: all her fuck ups from two hours away. The other week,
Speaker 1: I went looking for a certain photo on my stream
Speaker 1: and accidentally hit play on a video.
Speaker 6: It was my mother's self pleasuring herself.
Speaker 1: Oh, most serving three seconds of my life, and I
Speaker 1: don't know how to recover. Took me a week before
Speaker 1: I could call her and yell at her. Because my
Speaker 1: kids also use my Apple idea as well.
Speaker 5: Wow, go mom, why was she? Why was she filming
Speaker 5: herself having a diddle? That's that's why.
Speaker 2: Also, this listener is of a certain vintage. You know,
Speaker 2: she's not her twenties. Oh her mom, I'm assuming you know,
Speaker 2: maybe this listener could be.
Speaker 5: This listener mentioned having kids herself, so she's clearly not
Speaker 5: like twelve.
Speaker 2: Correct, she has her own kids, so you know her
Speaker 2: mom would be at least past sixty.
Speaker 5: Good on her, I say, I agree. I don't know
Speaker 5: who she's sending it to.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had those experiences though? Has anyone here?
Speaker 2: I haven't, because it'd be my worst nightmare ever walked
Speaker 2: in on your parents doing anything.
Speaker 5: My mum is adamant that as a child I walked
Speaker 5: in on them once. Really, but I have a, as
Speaker 5: you say, a striking the good memory. I do not
Speaker 5: recall it. Surely maybe I buried it really deep in
Speaker 5: my memory and I've chosen to forget. But I have
Speaker 5: no recollection. She is still humiliated by it. She goes, oh,
Speaker 5: that one time Mitch walked in on dad night.
Speaker 2: What was it was? They must have been doing something
Speaker 2: really naughty.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I couldn't tell you Jesus. But that
Speaker 5: is an oddly specific gen so I would say, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's just you anonymous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say that it's just you too. Sorry you
Speaker 2: can't say the name. Can we know anything else? In
Speaker 2: then you miss.
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 5: Was you were right? You would think he's so drunken.
Speaker 2: Can you sign this, Paine Jesus?
Speaker 5: Okay, so we've got one phone call to go. One
Speaker 5: phone call and they it's up to them whether you
Speaker 5: delete the gun or not not deleting.
Speaker 11: Hello out there.
Speaker 2: She is hello for you to pick up.
Speaker 5: Holly. What have you been up to? Not much?
Speaker 4: Just getting home from school? Are you in I'm in
Speaker 4: your twelve Tasmania?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Well if you want to study in
Speaker 2: Swinburn at Melbourne, they aren't doing a TARS this year.
Speaker 5: We're talking about are you anticipating a good atar?
Speaker 4: Not that good?
Speaker 2: But you know what course you want to do.
Speaker 11: I want to go to r T and do like fashion.
Speaker 6: Enterprise in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: That's the in Melbourne, yeah, the technology and in Melbourne
Speaker 5: there you go another hands on college very much like that.
Speaker 2: In Melbourne. Studying can teach you how to do a
Speaker 2: good Ham. Okay, all right, Bradley is on the migrated
Speaker 2: to go, then he can go home. He's very tired,
Speaker 2: his daughter's got to get You're ready to go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we go?
Speaker 12: Is it just me.
Speaker 4: A teaspoon so much more superior than tablespoon?
Speaker 2: Ending on the hard hitting stuff. I think I agree,
Speaker 2: I think I completely agree with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolute nonsense. There's no way that teaspoons is a
Speaker 5: period of tablespoons.
Speaker 11: Much better.
Speaker 4: Tell us why, because it's just such a better size
Speaker 4: to eat with, especially like ice cream, get any.
Speaker 2: Soft real.
Speaker 6: And it takes longer to eat.
Speaker 2: Exactly, you have a slice of cake with a tea spoon,
Speaker 2: It takes you so much longer to get through it.
Speaker 2: You don't shovel it down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can savor the taste.
Speaker 2: Now defend yourself, tablespoon guy.
Speaker 5: Well, one argument is that I'm a very time poor honey,
Speaker 5: and when I crack open a tiny, little fancy feast
Speaker 5: for my Isabella in the morning, I can just get
Speaker 5: that cat fit out with one swift scoop of a tablespoon,
Speaker 5: and so I can't be pissing around with multiple scoops.
Speaker 5: I'm very busy. The other argument is that I have
Speaker 5: this weird thing where if it's something sweet that I
Speaker 5: like not ice cream because I don't like cold things
Speaker 5: on my teeth. Like I want my mouth to be full,
Speaker 5: like I love when I like I do a massive
Speaker 5: spoonful of cake and I'm like, I can feel it
Speaker 5: filling up my mouth. I kiss around with some fucking
Speaker 5: ant bites like night.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. Yeah, but it's an experience
Speaker 2: using a little you can almost do a little pantomime
Speaker 2: in your head, like Alice, I'm in one bland little teaspoon.
Speaker 2: I love making a tea with a teaspoon. You can't
Speaker 2: put a tablespoon and a tea. It's just a stir
Speaker 2: it properly.
Speaker 5: Holy I'm so glad that you've got that off your chest.
Speaker 5: But I feel like you're not overly passionate about the topic.
Speaker 5: You said the idgem, and then there hasn't been much
Speaker 5: argument ever since. What is so much better about it?
Speaker 4: It's just it's just so nice. It fits so much
Speaker 4: better in your mouth.
Speaker 2: You know, you can get the whole thing in and
Speaker 2: out quite easily.
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially you should definitely try eating like soup with
Speaker 4: a teaspoon.
Speaker 5: Oh no, all right, Holly, I just wanted to ask
Speaker 5: you one thing before we let you go. So if
Speaker 5: you listen to the end of our podcast, you might
Speaker 5: hear that Mitch has this one particular sound effect that
Speaker 5: he has vowed more than once to delete because he
Speaker 5: thinks it's inappropriate in the grand scheme of things. He
Speaker 5: keeps whipping it out and proving that he hasn't delete it.
Speaker 5: Like you said, can you just play it one last time?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, the gunshot sound effecting, I've been doing a snappole.
Speaker 5: Your vote decides whether it says or goes. What do
Speaker 5: you think? Do we delete the gun.
Speaker 2: Take your time and give justification.
Speaker 4: I think it's to stay, So I don't think it's
Speaker 4: It could be anything. It doesn't have to be if
Speaker 4: you put it in the context of a gunshot. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 4: but I think it should stay. And you never know
Speaker 4: when you need it not always to represent a gunshot,
Speaker 4: but what.
Speaker 5: Else could it represent?
Speaker 2: Could be a metaphor for love or hope.
Speaker 6: That's hell n that's actually true. It could be a.
Speaker 2: Metaphor for a combustion of love. It could be a
Speaker 2: metaphor for a burst of anger. You know, I might
Speaker 2: want to have a sound effect of someone dropping a
Speaker 2: you know, a metal ball bearing might and I might
Speaker 2: not have it, but I might have this, and that
Speaker 2: kind of could be it. You know, it's malleable.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on the show. Thank you. That's all right.
Speaker 2: Mitch's very upset. Oh she hung up, She's gone, it's gone.
Speaker 5: Am I drunk? I've had the weirdest conversations in this episode. Really,
Speaker 5: we just went from arguing about spoons to finding metaphors
Speaker 5: that you could supplement the gunshot for and then we're what.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, I personally think it was one of the
Speaker 2: best shows I've ever done. Maybe you should be drunk
Speaker 2: more often.
Speaker 5: I'm definitely not drunk.
Speaker 2: Really, you know, I's taking photos of his feet, big
Speaker 2: toe on that.
Speaker 5: I don't need to be drunk to do that. That's
Speaker 5: actually quite a wise financial decision, it really is.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I haven't thought of it.
Speaker 5: I know. Anyway, good episode, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Very impressed. Episode thirty three. Back next week, second last
Speaker 2: episode of season one.
Speaker 5: That's right. We're gonna have a little break after the
Speaker 5: episode thirty five and then we'll be back for season
Speaker 5: two and next week.
Speaker 2: I'll do are joining us on the shop? Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: joining an idiot.
Speaker 5: There's another podcast in Sydney called, Oh dear Morgan and Mary.
Speaker 5: We love them. They are going to be joining us
Speaker 5: in the studio. We're going to do a little crossover.
Speaker 5: It's like how YouTubers used to do. Let's be like, oh,
Speaker 5: we'll do one episode or collab on our channel, our podcast,
Speaker 5: and then we're going to do an episode on their podcast.
Speaker 2: When the Wild thorn Berrys went to that island with
Speaker 2: the Rugrats, no one knows exactly what's happening, but everyone
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 5: So have you never heard of Oh Dea? You've got
Speaker 5: one week to make yourself familiar with them. They're They're
Speaker 5: an absolute hoot.
Speaker 2: Give them a search. They're very fun. We love them.
Speaker 2: So the two of them will be on with this
Speaker 2: next week. It's going to be fun, and then one
Speaker 2: more episode until we're into season two.
Speaker 5: That's right, I need to I need to lie down.
Speaker 2: He called us. He was like, we need a long break.
Speaker 5: I just said, oh yeah, it's it's midyear. Let's have
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks off and then we'll come back
Speaker 5: all refreshed.
Speaker 2: You know you been going since October, haven't we?
Speaker 5: I think it was yeah, either September or October.
Speaker 2: But now seven. We've been on for seven months.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have.
Speaker 2: Jesus had a baby in this time. Almost Jenna could
Speaker 2: have almost done another PhD from that time. All right,
Speaker 2: next week, Oh are on with us and we will
Speaker 2: see you guys. Then anything else to say?
Speaker 12: Guys?
Speaker 2: No, all good, All right, love you guys.
Speaker 5: Bye for listening.
Speaker 2: Bye? Is it just me?
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Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief. This is the bit on the
Speaker 5: end that we just get a bit loose, keep chatting
Speaker 5: away aimlessly. You're not supposed to judge the show as
Speaker 5: a whole base off this section. This is kind of
Speaker 5: just the messy bit at the end that we keep secret.
Speaker 5: We don't want people to know about it. Really good,
Speaker 5: have your.
Speaker 2: Thoughts your airplane ambulance because the secret Facebook group. Someone said,
Speaker 2: when you announce it every week, it sounds like you're
Speaker 2: an air hostess. Yeah, and I'm just making their fantasy
Speaker 2: come true.
Speaker 5: Well, like an air hostess after Valium, because they're usually like,
Speaker 5: I don't know about you, but every air hostess I've
Speaker 5: ever had has been like horrifically peppy.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna be bring you a couple bit.
Speaker 6: You said that are coming to you.
Speaker 2: But it's just like oh, babe, relax or a really
Speaker 2: sassy gay man. Oh sorry, like smell and business having pizza.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to get one of those. I
Speaker 2: was like, no worries anyway, welcome to ad debrief. If
Speaker 2: you want to call us any time, you can give
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Speaker 2: This it's different. Couldn't get MBNA and let me go,
Speaker 2: We're on.
Speaker 5: I'm only just upgrading to NBN only. Yeah. I got
Speaker 5: a call the other day and I was like, I
Speaker 5: feel like NBN was something that Julia Gillard introduced, so
Speaker 5: I'm I only just getting it.
Speaker 2: Envy was a Guillard thing.
Speaker 5: It wasn't. No, I'm not imagining that, No.
Speaker 2: It was. It was a Labor thing. And then Malcolm
Speaker 2: Turnble made it all about him.
Speaker 5: I apparently because my internet's fine as it is for
Speaker 5: everything browsing, downloading, but uploading. Nah, really, she can't fucking
Speaker 5: manage that and what do I do a lot of
Speaker 5: in my job? Uploading? Do I upload this podcast every week?
Speaker 5: I upload videos from home. It's like, that's the one
Speaker 5: thing that I really need internet for. But I just
Speaker 5: hot Spot from my phone because I've got like unlimited
Speaker 5: data there. So it's not really any shame. So when
Speaker 5: this guy's like, oh, I'm your savior. I'm finally delivering
Speaker 5: you NBN, I was like, thanks, I'm really fine without it, though.
Speaker 2: Did he have to come into your house?
Speaker 5: No, this is a phone call. I said that like
Speaker 5: three times, and.
Speaker 2: We said when this guy finally said, because you have
Speaker 2: to get it ever get it installed, I've got to
Speaker 2: come in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. That's happening when I'm not even home,
Speaker 5: which is weird.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, is this a scam?
Speaker 2: You know what I've started doing this week? I was
Speaker 2: telling Jenner off the cloud that I've switched to soy milk.
Speaker 10: What for?
Speaker 2: Well, I hate and drinks it because he has Iba
Speaker 2: cereboar Boud syndrome undiagnosed. But that's what I think.
Speaker 5: After I've my googling, what I don't start actioning and
Speaker 5: making lifestyle change. It based off for doctor Google.
Speaker 2: He's been changing. I haven't changed, but him.
Speaker 6: Does he feel better?
Speaker 2: He does feel better. Yeah, he feels better after the
Speaker 2: sw milk, so there is something in the lactose. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I was making a coffee for him and I'm like,
Speaker 2: do you want a coffee? Is like yeah, but used
Speaker 2: the swy milk. I'm like, well, then I don't want
Speaker 2: to froth two sets of milk. It's this whole thing
Speaker 2: because you've got the milk proffer. So then there's this
Speaker 2: milk tub in the fridge and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: is this a soy and he's like, yeah, I use
Speaker 2: that one. I'm like, it's been here for a while.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, but it's long life and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, but it's open. He said yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's long life and I'm like, but once you open it,
Speaker 2: it's no longer a long life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not. That's when it's life begins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, and then it dies shortly thereafter. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, long life means it just lasts, and
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Long life means it means that you can store it
Speaker 5: for ages. When you're like, oh fuck, it's seven am,
Speaker 5: and I run out. Thank God, I've got a long life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But then once you open it and it hits
Speaker 2: the oxygen, you can't drink it right after it expires.
Speaker 2: That's what yes, because it always says consume within seven
Speaker 2: days of opening.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I told him that and he's like, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, So this was literally today. So
Speaker 2: I poured it in the milk profile started frothing. It,
Speaker 2: poured two coffees and I'm like there was a little
Speaker 2: bit left. It gave him his coffee. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're not going to drink it, so I'll throw it out.
Speaker 2: So I rinsed it and I'm like, jeez, it feels
Speaker 2: a bit heavy. And I rinsed it with water, shook
Speaker 2: it around and poured the water out so it didn't
Speaker 2: have milk, and it in the bin full of kurds,
Speaker 2: full of the huge true taking a see.
Speaker 5: If I let him do it, I was like, oh, soorry, health,
Speaker 5: I love it is lovely.
Speaker 2: So like, what did you put in little marshmallows? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: chew them up.
Speaker 5: I tell you what I could do with a long
Speaker 5: life in the cupboard because the amount of times. I
Speaker 5: can't even tell you the amount of times I have
Speaker 5: to drive to seven eleven. Mind you looking like absolute
Speaker 5: trash because I've just rolled out of bed and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm not not having a hot beverage before work, so
Speaker 5: I'm going down to the seven eleven at four am.
Speaker 5: Get Yeah, you've done that before plenty of times, Like
Speaker 5: it's probably once a fortnight.
Speaker 2: Can you not wait until you get to work? Because
Speaker 2: we have a barista here at Kids who makes coffee
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 5: No, but I just need that one initial one to
Speaker 5: wake me up.
Speaker 2: Would you have black?
Speaker 9: Um?
Speaker 5: No, I feel like I need the milk. It wouldn't
Speaker 5: It wouldn't be the same. I'd be like suffering. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it'd be like a supplementary drink I need, like you know,
Speaker 5: my actual taste.
Speaker 2: What you need? Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I switch from tea to coffee, up from coffee
Speaker 5: to tea first thing in the morning. Less anxious.
Speaker 2: You drink a lot? Why does it do to make
Speaker 2: you a bit jittery?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Like when I I always notice if I have
Speaker 5: a coffee before work in the fucking ten minutes that
Speaker 5: I sit out in the front of Jenna's waiting for
Speaker 5: her to get ready.
Speaker 2: No, how do you do that?
Speaker 5: I used to sit there noticing that. I was like,
Speaker 5: my part was like palpitating weird because it was just
Speaker 5: sitting there in a car in total stillness, and I'd
Speaker 5: be like, oh my god. And so now that I've
Speaker 5: switched to tea, I don't have that. I just really
Speaker 5: want like chilling in the car. I don't know what.
Speaker 5: I don't actually know what skipping a beat means. By
Speaker 5: the way, isn't that a metaphor?
Speaker 2: No, skipping a beat actually happens when it goes like
Speaker 2: boo boom boom boom, like it does a weird rhythm.
Speaker 5: Ah right, remind's more of like a five or four
Speaker 5: jazz timing car.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's nice.
Speaker 5: It's always out of way beautiful. But yeah, I switched
Speaker 5: to tea, so I'm a little b less anxious in
Speaker 5: the morning. Then I get here and start guzzling coffee,
Speaker 5: And just because I don't stay art first thing with
Speaker 5: a coffee, it seems to be fine no matter how
Speaker 5: many I drink there after. As long as I don't
Speaker 5: start the day with one, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: What do you want to mil Dura huh, you want
Speaker 2: to meldua? Are you Tipton? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What type of tea?
Speaker 5: English breakfast?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 5: I don't know, it doesn't matter what brand dil Ma,
Speaker 5: bushels twiny. Actually, I'm pretty sure the one I've got
Speaker 5: at the moment is Aldi, really Aldi ripoff of Lipto Ali.
Speaker 2: What is it called fucking Tipton?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think it's just called tea?
Speaker 2: How do you love to rip off? Haven't we done
Speaker 2: this on the show? What Audi would call brands that
Speaker 2: they like, cocoa pops they'd call them.
Speaker 5: I think we may have done it.
Speaker 2: Chocolate rice bowls?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Speaking of which, I saw this thing
Speaker 5: TikTok the other day. It was like someone doing an
Speaker 5: impression of a bowl of rice bubbles. It was so funny.
Speaker 5: They just got really like, it's like, don't let me
Speaker 5: find it.
Speaker 2: That's very funny.
Speaker 5: The whole They turned the mic all the way up
Speaker 5: and you just start whispering really quickly, so like, turn
Speaker 5: mine up all the way this is what rice pobble
Speaker 5: sounds like. Just just say the alphabet really quickly. Let
Speaker 5: me try it, Okay, I think you've got to be
Speaker 5: less whispery. It's more about the movement of the tongue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fair.
Speaker 5: I don't know why I'm so tired this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah what Maybe it's the switch to tea.
Speaker 5: Maybe you've just know that was that happened last year.
Speaker 5: This is that's not new.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: This is the why I need a week off, not
Speaker 5: even a week. I don't even know how long we're
Speaker 5: having off between season one and season and two, but
Speaker 5: I need some time to just go home and enjoy
Speaker 5: the afternoon sun with my cat and not worry about
Speaker 5: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Are you going back to bog and Gate for the break?
Speaker 2: Not at all?
Speaker 5: Probably not. I only I only just went.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you only had like twenty four hours. I
Speaker 2: was shocked how quickly.
Speaker 5: Then they can come to me.
Speaker 2: They can't shoot pigs down here, so they've got nothing else, so.
Speaker 5: They don't shoot pigs. Really no, why would they shoot
Speaker 5: pigs big shooting.
Speaker 2: I went to my Aunti's in Armadale, and all the
Speaker 2: boys like, we're going to the pub, then we're going
Speaker 2: pig shooting, And I was like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's something you do if your area is prone
Speaker 5: to savage pig My family home does not have balls
Speaker 5: running around what.
Speaker 2: I'm in the shire pretty much pigs down. There have
Speaker 2: been Oxford Street on a Saturday night. I have savage pigs.
Speaker 5: You clearly haven't been to Oxford Street on a Saturday night.
Speaker 2: I have bed to Oxford Street.
Speaker 5: Full of fucking greyhounds on their hind legs. Don't say
Speaker 5: they're not pigs.
Speaker 2: Great on their hind legs.
Speaker 5: They do.
Speaker 2: It's very much like a skin chicken, isn't it.
Speaker 5: So Leentl's are peaking over there after we did the
Speaker 5: rice bubble thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. I've been to Oxford Street.
Speaker 2: I went to Oxford Street, but I was out, I think,
Speaker 2: but I don't think it was. I was like looking
Speaker 2: for people to you.
Speaker 5: Know, No, you've never really had that experience.
Speaker 2: No, I have, but I've never I sort of got
Speaker 2: into relationships.
Speaker 5: I have the reason they need to know, But I
Speaker 5: haven't been to Oxford Street as like an openly proud
Speaker 5: single gay man. You got with Hayden after you came out,
Speaker 5: after you've been dating him in secret for ages, so
Speaker 5: yeah for three months? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So you've never
Speaker 5: had that absolute let your fucking hair down go wild
Speaker 5: at a club. Great, I miss it until I had
Speaker 5: to come out.
Speaker 2: My poor mother found out at a cafe. Did I
Speaker 2: tell you that story?
Speaker 5: Prob someone else told her. She heard it through the grapevine. No,
Speaker 5: in that sea of pigs, out in the shine, squeaked.
Speaker 2: She was in the bay of pigs like my son.
Speaker 2: She was at a restaurant with her friend, and I
Speaker 2: was in Melbourne with Hayden, and I blocked her and
Speaker 2: all my family from viewing my stories, and I forgot
Speaker 2: to block her best friend, of whom she was with
Speaker 2: lunch at lunch with. Anyway, she sees hated my story,
Speaker 2: very unromantic.
Speaker 5: And it's this man that Mitch is giving a gobbye too.
Speaker 8: On the Great Road.
Speaker 2: There were thirteen apostles. Oh wait, and this lady goes, oh, bitch,
Speaker 2: looks like he's enjoying his Melbourne trip. Mom's like, you
Speaker 2: haven't seen much and she was like, oh, but he
Speaker 2: put this on his story today and it was Hayden
Speaker 2: at some museum and Mom was like, what clicked? His
Speaker 2: profile went on Hayden's profile. The waiter of the restaurant
Speaker 2: struts up, Hi, you welcome to be.
Speaker 8: Me me and mean, what can I do, Oh, my god,
Speaker 8: is that Hayden Hickson?
Speaker 2: And mom goes, I don't know, I don't know who
Speaker 2: is this person? And you o t Hayden Hickson. I'm
Speaker 2: friends with him, and my mom was like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. And he's like, yeah, he's in Melbourne. And
Speaker 2: my mom was like, do you know who he's with
Speaker 2: in Melbourne and no word of lie. He said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's with his new boyfriend Mitchell or something. I haven't
Speaker 2: met him.
Speaker 5: Clearly, this good friend of Hayden's hadn't been thoroughly brief
Speaker 5: to shut your fucking mouth about the secret boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it happened. Then mum got pissed on
Speaker 2: appletinis and said a selfie of her her best friend
Speaker 2: and the waiter to me going, I can't wait to
Speaker 2: meet Hayden, like blah blah blah, being really passive aggressive
Speaker 2: because I hadn't told her. And then I'm literally my
Speaker 2: heart sunk. We were on the Great Ocean Road when
Speaker 2: it happened.
Speaker 5: Oh there you go.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking great.
Speaker 5: I have to say, why was it that imperative that
Speaker 5: you posted ship on the Melbourne trip, even by blocking
Speaker 5: your family Obviously other people in your life were gonna
Speaker 5: see it. We're gonna know. It's not like it was.
Speaker 5: You're not very good at secret keeping. You should have
Speaker 5: just posted nothing, you know what.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I do not know why I did, because you don't
Speaker 5: think I do.
Speaker 2: I just I just remember thinking, oh, it'll be fine,
Speaker 2: all workout, and it didn't. That's all worked out now.
Speaker 2: That was a horrific couple of months after that. It
Speaker 2: was tragic. It's truly tragic there, guys, so they.
Speaker 5: Completely forgot about I completely forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I mean I can fully regret it if
Speaker 2: you no, no, I freate he was overhead. We were
Speaker 2: in the bush. I into a jazz bar that night.
Speaker 2: Seagulls can go down because there's no seagulls at the
Speaker 2: jazz bar unless there was no There wasn't anyway.
Speaker 5: One time, I was going to post an Instagram story
Speaker 5: on a Sunday about how hungover I was, but I
Speaker 5: had fully committed to the idea of calling in sick
Speaker 5: on Monday, and I was like, shit, I can't put
Speaker 5: this on Instagram story and then calling sick. They all
Speaker 5: know that. It's because I was absolutely drunk out of
Speaker 5: my mind on the weekend. So I went into the
Speaker 5: bit where you hide your story from people, and God
Speaker 5: turns out there's a lot of people in this workplace.
Speaker 5: I was like, all right, I'll block the EP, block
Speaker 5: the content director, block the assistant content director. B I
Speaker 5: even blocked Bradley a voice over. I blocked you, I
Speaker 5: blocked Pethough, I blocked you Jenner. I blocked everyone in
Speaker 5: this office. And then as I started going like it
Speaker 5: was snowballing, I was like, oh, if I'm going to
Speaker 5: block them, I better block the news room, dead play gone.
Speaker 5: And then I was like going, oh, fuck, I better
Speaker 5: I don't even know the people in sales. They might
Speaker 5: I was just blocking everyone, and then I got to
Speaker 5: the I did. I blocked Vanessa, the reception mouthy, and
Speaker 5: it got to the point where I blocked like forty people,
Speaker 5: and then I was like, do you know what, It's
Speaker 5: not worth the risk because knowing me, I've forgotten someone,
Speaker 5: or they'll know someone who knows someone. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: some of the staff members kids follow me and I
Speaker 5: don't know their names. So what if they said to
Speaker 5: their father, oh, look here's Mitch from work. Absolutely munched
Speaker 5: and then I was like, no, I can't do it,
Speaker 5: and then in the end I didn't even call him
Speaker 5: six So is this not worth trying to cover up
Speaker 5: lives because you can't post it on social media and
Speaker 5: expect no one to see it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: So yeah, I can't say I'm surprised that you little
Speaker 5: gay getaway came back to bite you.
Speaker 2: That rendezvous did not, you know, Bode. Well, you've got mail,
Speaker 2: oh brilliant, because live tweets are broken. I've had to
Speaker 2: install a cake means of communications. You've got mail, thank you.
Speaker 2: If you want to send us an email iGEM dot
Speaker 2: podcast dot email address at gmail dot com. It was
Speaker 2: hot mail and I forgot the passwords. I want the
Speaker 2: AOL with the AOL. I forgot the passwords, so you
Speaker 2: can't do that. You can call us as well, but yeah,
Speaker 2: we have three emails. You've got mail, four emails. People
Speaker 2: just seem to love it. So there do you go? Anyway?
Speaker 5: Have you still not fixed live tweets?
Speaker 2: The Brian the technicians away in.
Speaker 6: Hawaii and he's forgotten the ao L.
Speaker 2: I's got my AOL password, hot Mail, Gmail, everything all right? Well,
Speaker 2: what can we say about next week. The dear team
Speaker 2: are very what are their names again? It's Margaret, go on, Margaret,
Speaker 2: is it? Damien No, Trent McAthy.
Speaker 5: Well, the four of us are in a group chat
Speaker 5: called all the Ms because all of our names begin
Speaker 5: with M. So you figure it out.
Speaker 2: Oh, the woman's Mary mm hmm. And the bully is Marcus.
Speaker 7: No, he is not.
Speaker 2: Morgan Morgan, Morgan and Mary. Their podcast is very, very
Speaker 2: fun never in my life.
Speaker 4: They're a lot.
Speaker 5: They're very funny, but they're also very smart. It's intimidating.
Speaker 2: It's our podcast if we were intelligent.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: I'm planning next week. I'm hoping to ask for their
Speaker 5: help in maybe helping us come up with a new
Speaker 5: catchphrase for the show. Not that I have anything against
Speaker 5: something you've noticed, not that you hate to appreciate, but theirs,
Speaker 5: it's great.
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 5: It's your number, it's your source for all things pop culture, politics,
Speaker 5: Penis and Pussy. That's brilliant And I'm like, that's wonderful.
Speaker 5: I love that they talk about like, you know, sex
Speaker 5: and politics and yeah, pop culture and stuff. I'm like,
Speaker 5: damn it, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Peters and Pussy.
Speaker 5: I want them to come up with one for us.
Speaker 2: What could ours be?
Speaker 5: I'm going to ask them, we can come.
Speaker 2: Up with one. We don't need the help. Marion Marcus's opinion.
Speaker 2: We could do is it just me? Got a question?
Speaker 2: Keep it to yourself.
Speaker 5: But that doesn't really sum up what we're about.
Speaker 2: It's fun to yellow people. We could do is it
Speaker 2: just me? A current affair? But without the research.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not sold on that. I'm telling you, we
Speaker 5: can just do this next week.
Speaker 2: Could be very true anyway.
Speaker 5: And I'm looking at the sound effects forward.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not. I know how much I hate
Speaker 2: it when I do the sound effects. I would never
Speaker 2: all right, we should probably raption.
Speaker 5: When are you going to get the tweet thing back?
Speaker 5: The said that they could build the Okay, letting go
Speaker 5: of the stupid theater of the live tweeting thing. People
Speaker 5: are now saying, oh, we missed the live tweeting thing.
Speaker 5: I personally hate it, but I do take on feedback
Speaker 5: from our audience. You've said you're going to get it
Speaker 5: for like the last three weeks. You've also said you're
Speaker 5: gonna delete the gun sound effect. Would it kill you
Speaker 5: to do something that you said you're actually gonna do.
Speaker 2: Do you want to delete the gun sound effect?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 2: You want the old timey both?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: You don't like the four the little thing that could
Speaker 5: maime more seriously injure a person.
Speaker 6: No, I feel like it's a metaphor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did too, for what Mitch?
Speaker 6: You know, my anxiety everything.
Speaker 2: I agree, And I feel like you're very tense today
Speaker 2: as well, Mitch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's happened? Nothing? Really, I just want you to
Speaker 5: get it to the gun sounds nor cat. I do
Speaker 5: miss my cat all the time, but yeah, all the time.
Speaker 5: You know what it's like to be a pet owner,
Speaker 5: you know, miss my dog all the time? I do.
Speaker 5: She apparently misses me. Tor Jordan said that she sits
Speaker 5: at the door and waits for me to come home. God,
Speaker 5: and when she hears me reversing into the carport downstairs,
Speaker 5: she gets excited.
Speaker 2: You've become such a weird cat guy very quickly. You
Speaker 2: were that online social media sensation, the Christian Hull of
Speaker 2: the East, and now overnight you're simply the cat guy
Speaker 2: all your content.
Speaker 5: I haven't lost followers because of the cat I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure you haven't, but you haven't gained followers because of
Speaker 2: the cat.
Speaker 5: I've definitely got a lot more people engaging with the
Speaker 5: cat thing. Like there's fellow cat owners, you know, flying
Speaker 5: to shit.
Speaker 2: How many cat be honest? How many cat groups you
Speaker 2: now part of on Facebook?
Speaker 5: Just the one I joined?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Why are you laughing at the hat?
Speaker 6: That's so funny? Why is it funny?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 2: Cat Owners United?
Speaker 5: No, it's Maggie's Rescue. Foster Care is an adopting That's
Speaker 5: where definitely is from. Yeah, that's where the place that
Speaker 5: I adopted her from. There's a group for everyone in
Speaker 5: there that you know is one of the people that
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? I can't think of the
Speaker 5: well I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's cute. I thought you were part of
Speaker 2: like Cat Owners Australia. I would all post your collars
Speaker 2: and you no litter? And do you find yourself missing Isabella?
Speaker 2: Say you've spent six hours over time at work? Do
Speaker 2: you think about can we go home and play with
Speaker 2: my cat? Oh?
Speaker 5: Like, not in that sense, but I do often think
Speaker 5: that's where i'd rather be, Like, obviously I don't want
Speaker 5: to be doing overtime at work and I could be
Speaker 5: at home with the cat.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's an ideal relationship because she just
Speaker 2: can't talk back to you.
Speaker 5: She does talk back to me, just saying, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well your hand was maimed over the weekend.
Speaker 5: That's got nothing to do with the talking.
Speaker 2: Well done, exactly. Think she was thinking positive things while
Speaker 2: she was clawing at your fucking artery.
Speaker 5: Well, I was trying to put a harness on her,
Speaker 5: and she absolutely mauled my arm to death. But you
Speaker 5: know I probably would too if someone was trying to
Speaker 5: put a lasso around my neck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, aay, what the fuck we didn't discuss this.
Speaker 6: Good point.
Speaker 2: I believe you bought a harness for your cat, I know.
Speaker 5: And then someone online said, oh, you just need her
Speaker 5: to associate it with come, so like put it in
Speaker 5: her cat bed so that she kind of gets used
Speaker 5: to it being near her every night since she's slept
Speaker 5: on my bed because she won't go near her bed
Speaker 5: so long as that harness is there.
Speaker 2: She's she's very smart.
Speaker 5: I keep waking up at like ten pm and I like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck are you doing? And she does that
Speaker 5: thing that all cats it, you know, when they're like
Speaker 5: tread on the surface and like, get all comfortable.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh mate, this show is slowly becoming the
Speaker 2: fucking cat Podcast.
Speaker 5: I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2: Let's do some how the cow? Did you start the
Speaker 2: cat podcast? Welcome back to Cat Weekly. Today. We have
Speaker 2: a beautiful tabby going up for grabs later in the show.
Speaker 5: Today we're going to learn. Today we're going to be
Speaker 5: hearing from and learning from high functioning cats. Today's guest
Speaker 5: Jenna Benson. Jenna the cat who has managed to maintain
Speaker 5: a full time job, get on the honest List at university,
Speaker 5: and host a highly successful podcast alongside two iconic men. Jenna,
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: She still has time for a tab of fancy for
Speaker 2: the allover.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Jenna.
Speaker 5: Hi, Now a lot of cats look up to you
Speaker 5: as a very successful cat.
Speaker 6: Yes they do.
Speaker 5: That's how it would be.
Speaker 7: Question.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what? That was better than I anticipated.
Speaker 5: Yep. Anyway, anyway, highly functioning.
Speaker 2: What's a highly functioning cat? And what's a low functioning cat?
Speaker 5: Well, some cats don't leave their apartments. Jenna has a job.
Speaker 2: Very true. Can you drive a car? You can't drive
Speaker 2: a car? No? Well I can, but I just don't
Speaker 2: have one.
Speaker 5: Why are you acting like this is new information.
Speaker 2: I don't know she couldn't drive. I just thought she
Speaker 2: didn't drive.
Speaker 5: She's been on l's for four decades.
Speaker 2: Have you done any driving courses or classes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I went for my PAS four years ago and I
Speaker 6: failed because.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that bit we were you were reading where.
Speaker 1: The guy had to say can you slow down? So
Speaker 1: then I was like, okay, well I've obviously failed.
Speaker 2: Also was alleged to cats who are sneezing the whole time. Oh, Jenna,
Speaker 2: are your poor thing? You should learn to drive those
Speaker 2: so mes just have to wait for you every morning.
Speaker 5: Oh, for goodness sake, it's not the waiting, it's just
Speaker 5: the air of panic that enters my space first thing
Speaker 5: in the morning. Yea, because she sees me already parked
Speaker 5: there five twenty am. Every morning. We agree it'll be
Speaker 5: five twenty six, and Sheldon just get in the car
Speaker 5: and go. Sorry, I'm late. This is what I see
Speaker 5: out my window already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm watching. He's getting up out of his chair.
Speaker 2: He's leaving the studio. Okay, so he's being you, Jenna.
Speaker 2: The doors close.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, sorry I'm late, and I'm like, babe, Oh,
Speaker 5: you don't have to sprint with such a radicness in
Speaker 5: your person, in your breath. I don't need that first
Speaker 5: thing in the morning makes me very uneasy.
Speaker 2: What do you do with your morning routine? Do you
Speaker 2: shower every morning?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you, Mitch? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I actually no, sorry, every night?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, same, I shower every night. I shower
Speaker 2: both really yeah, well, just I think it's a good idea. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we should probably think about leaving. We've been going on
Speaker 2: for a bloody ages.
Speaker 5: How hopefully you can learn to be on time, Jenna.
Speaker 5: That wouldn't kill me.
Speaker 6: What about this week?
Speaker 5: What about this week?
Speaker 2: What about this week?
Speaker 4: Jenna?
Speaker 6: Okay, what do you call five thirty?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: We have this rale that if I'm not there by
Speaker 5: five thirty and I haven't texted her beforehand to say
Speaker 5: don't worry I'm coming, that means I've slept in and
Speaker 5: just walked to work.
Speaker 2: Nice rule. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And so if I realized, oh it's five thirty, oh shit,
Speaker 5: I will just message it, but like, don't worry it
Speaker 5: for the coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And that's happened a couple of times recently.
Speaker 2: A couple really do you freak out? Do you start walking.
Speaker 5: No, it's at five thirty. That's when she starts, Ah.
Speaker 2: Yes, are you waiting in the fouryer?
Speaker 6: No, I'm waiting in the cold, real, Jenna, Jez, stay
Speaker 6: in your apartment?
Speaker 2: How LOLd does it take to get down in the Americans?
Speaker 6: Then I love to sprint doun again.
Speaker 2: Has Amanda Keller ever called you? Where are you?
Speaker 7: No? Really?
Speaker 5: What kills me is that I'm pretty sure Jenna has
Speaker 5: me on fire my friends, so she knows when I'm nearby. Oh,
Speaker 5: I don't use that, And it's still such a rude
Speaker 5: shock when I'm there and I'm like out in the
Speaker 5: front of her house waiting for her.
Speaker 6: Can't well, No, you can literally track my move.
Speaker 2: I'd love to have you guys on fire. My friends
Speaker 2: should be at each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh I could. I could untangle all sorts of
Speaker 5: webs of lies that you're caught in. Are you sure
Speaker 5: you want to? Are you ready for that step?
Speaker 2: I don't lie about my Whereabout's not a fucking murderer
Speaker 2: serial the podcast.
Speaker 5: I just opened the app and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: Mitch's in the building. You must be stuck making small
Speaker 5: talk with death in the news room again.
Speaker 2: I make small talk with so many people in this I.
Speaker 5: Know it takes you so long to get from the
Speaker 5: car park to hear well.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves to talk to me because I listen to
Speaker 2: their stories with so much intent.
Speaker 5: How do I do this again?
Speaker 2: People tell me some wonderful things. Find my Jerry from sales,
Speaker 2: his wife's pregnant twins on and you know how they struggled.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so good for him. And then yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean they're pregnant. Really we should say they're pregnant.
Speaker 5: No, you shouldn't, shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Know it's it's not hard for the guy. Really all
Speaker 2: put it in, you know what I mean? I feel
Speaker 2: I saw the funniest tweet. It's very vulgar. You guys
Speaker 2: ready for it. It's like someone was a comedian. She
Speaker 2: was like, when people say we're expecting, when people say
Speaker 2: we've been trying for a baby, all our picture is
Speaker 2: he's been doing massive cummings in my pussy. That was
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 5: Where's the humor in that? I understand there's no wit involved.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 6: What that's not fun?
Speaker 2: I thought it was very funny because it's true when
Speaker 2: someone says to you, oh, we've been trying for a baby.
Speaker 2: I instantly think, oh, you've been having unprotected sex and
Speaker 2: yeah nothing that just my mind goes there. What if
Speaker 2: the cleaner of the building goes, we've been trying. You
Speaker 2: instantly think of sex in your idea. That's fine, of
Speaker 2: course I love it.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, that's how it happened.
Speaker 2: What if I told you that I was trying with
Speaker 2: my life and you had to picture me mounting a woman?
Speaker 2: Would be fine with it by your logic?
Speaker 5: Well, and what if I wasn't fine with it? What
Speaker 5: am I going to do? Like, I'm not going to
Speaker 5: swell on such a useless emotion. They had sex to concede.
Speaker 5: If you're a couple, I assume you fuck, I know.
Speaker 2: But the fun part of this is thinking about it.
Speaker 5: Oh is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Goodness me. Your mind must be a prison. Open the doors.
Speaker 5: I am relaxed because I'm just like, yeah, whatever, they
Speaker 5: pork to have a kid, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about a couple that you think are interesting and
Speaker 2: you have to think about them having set you go?
Speaker 2: How would have worked for them? Really?
Speaker 5: I don't judge them.
Speaker 2: I don't give judging.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I always think the people like the
Speaker 5: people that you would least expect are actually the most
Speaker 5: kinky one hundred to meek and mild to ones, I'm like,
Speaker 5: you're a beast. Yeah, that's why they call me meet Mitch.
Speaker 2: That's why jenn as the groundskeeper. And way, I'm just
Speaker 2: Mitch because very vanilla. All right, we need to get
Speaker 2: out of here, guys, I mean a great way. Next week,
Speaker 2: are on with Oh I'm going to say that next
Speaker 2: week when I have them on, I'm my Oh Michael
Speaker 2: and Margaret, host of the Fame podcast. Oh dear, different
Speaker 2: every time. It's a different sort of annunciation. Oh, someone's
Speaker 2: just to give me a story, and I'll do my
Speaker 2: oda based on that.
Speaker 5: You're the passenger. You're in the passenger seat on a
Speaker 5: Sunday drive and you guys accidentally hit a white dove.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, Oh yeah, actually that's better. I'll give you one. Okay.
Speaker 2: You are a boost juice. You order a banana bars,
Speaker 2: a large one, and they give it to you and
Speaker 2: as she passes to you, she drops it.
Speaker 5: Oh dear, No, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. All right, gen, I got one for you.
Speaker 2: Let's just say you are back working in Studio ten
Speaker 2: and Kerry and Kennerley offers you work experience.
Speaker 6: Dear, can we go?
Speaker 2: We'll see you next week.
Speaker 5: Bye guys, Bye bye.