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Speaker 1: Chris Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I just need to get this off my chest. Wow.

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Speaker 1: We yesterday evening eight o'clock a big blowout with the

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Speaker 1: fourteen year old Lois, and my wife had said, half

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Speaker 1: an hour before that, hey, I just need to her

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Speaker 1: sister's not very well at the moment. She's in hospital.

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Speaker 1: She said, I need to deal with my sister. So

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Speaker 1: I'm giving on the phone for an hour. Can you

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Speaker 1: just hold everything down? I went an hour, so it's easy.

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Speaker 2: Somebody's always got to be a gun.

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Speaker 1: It really is with teenagers, is exactly like that. And

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Speaker 1: I went, yeah, of course that's easy.

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Speaker 2: Half an hour.

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Speaker 1: All great on my watch because I ran a tight ship.

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Speaker 1: Then the fourteen year old goes, can you take me

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Speaker 1: to the supermarket?

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Speaker 2: I'm like why now?

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Speaker 1: No with that, and that's always the best way to

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Speaker 1: be as a dad. Don't even let them follow up.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask why.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask why, all right, because they just start to

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Speaker 1: run verbal logic around you. Next thing you know, you're

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Speaker 1: down there. And she went, I want to buy a

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Speaker 1: hair dye and I went.

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Speaker 2: You've just last week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, For the eleventh time, I made her say how

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Speaker 1: many times you dyed it eleven times in twelve months. Went,

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Speaker 1: it's very bad for your scalp. It's very bad for

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Speaker 1: your hair, all brittle. When you is like you won't

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Speaker 1: thank me, she goes, it's a human rights that I

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Speaker 1: can do what I want at the right.

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Speaker 2: Time, not about what color you want to do it now?

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Speaker 2: Bright red?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Why? Why does the color color bothery? It's got nothing

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Speaker 2: to do with you. It's a do with me. Makes

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Speaker 2: me happy?

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Speaker 1: I went, red hair is going to make you happy?

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Speaker 1: And then and then she goes, right, that's it.

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Speaker 2: What's you doing? I'm going to cycle down to myself

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Speaker 2: and I'm trying to keep everything down right.

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Speaker 1: Please not now set your mum's on the phone. I've

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Speaker 1: only got twenty nine minutes left of this watch. I went,

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Speaker 1: I do this thing right.

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Speaker 2: She's going to the garrete. She's put on a cycling

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Speaker 2: hol on. I do this. You are not getting on

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Speaker 2: that bike right now.

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Speaker 1: Both of us are out wrestling with the handlebars. I'm

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Speaker 1: still in front of it, right, you know, like that

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Speaker 1: ladder in Channman Square with the big.

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Speaker 2: Thing like that.

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Speaker 1: She's she's gonna run me over, right, looks like who's

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Speaker 1: gonna be first, I move out the way, so she's

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Speaker 1: gonna mow me down.

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Speaker 2: I'm still getting over concussion. It's gonna set my recovery.

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Speaker 1: Then she goes, you open the garage door because she

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Speaker 1: still doesn't how to open I'm not.

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Speaker 2: You're not going on it. She picks the.

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Speaker 1: Bike up, carries it through the house and again she

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Speaker 1: we're doing that thing you see only.

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Speaker 2: In movies with a dad and a teenager. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to come back. She's getting on the bike. You are

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Speaker 2: not going to the supermarket? Right? And then my wife

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Speaker 2: goes comes out from the bedroom. Right. She I can

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Speaker 2: see she's been crying. I went everything, Yeah, she does

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Speaker 2: everything right. I'm yeah, it's going for a ride ol

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Speaker 2: on the stead. She goes, where's that was going? It's acid?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know what am I gonna do now?

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Speaker 2: Getting the car? Right? Luckily she's already gone. She's gone.

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Speaker 2: She's not getting a hair doing.

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Speaker 1: I've got one the you know these find my phone things,

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Speaker 1: so I can see where she is moving at speed. Right,

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Speaker 1: I now do that thing you see in movies where

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Speaker 1: I've got the phone.

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Speaker 2: On the dashboard. The enemy of the State, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Chase in one week, we've gone too far doing those

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Speaker 1: JA turns.

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Speaker 2: And I drive around the block. I know she's in

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Speaker 2: the middle of a block, right, where the where is she?

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Speaker 2: Then I see a kid's play part. Right, it's the

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Speaker 2: saddest image.

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Speaker 1: There's a fourteen or girl on the swings.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh God, get out, and I go right,

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Speaker 2: what is this?

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Speaker 1: Literally her night for half an hour talking about hair dye,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going, does it mean this much to you

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Speaker 1: that we have? Is it a really important thing? And

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Speaker 1: then because being her parents about compromise, I was looking

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Speaker 1: watching I just want to go home.

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Speaker 2: Now. I'm hungry. I even said that I'm hungry, which

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Speaker 2: one of us is the teenage? I'm hungry now. I

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Speaker 2: can't even think about this anymore. And it's your human

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Speaker 2: right to eat.

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Speaker 1: So I said, tell you what, you can't dye your

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Speaker 1: hair today? She went, right, when one can? I?

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Speaker 2: And I think dying hair is a weekend thing. You

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Speaker 2: yourself four days.

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Speaker 1: So I said, you can't die on a school now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: not on a school now, it's a weekend thing.

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Speaker 2: Then you can do what you want with your hair.

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Speaker 2: So she's doing her hair reads today. Christian O'Connell Show podcast,