WEBVTT - MINI: Embarrassing mums

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, then we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>this every single day this week. It's Mother's Day this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother all right, Mother's Day this Sunday, everything all day

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<v Speaker 1>this week we're looking for your mum's stories. This morning,

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<v Speaker 1>it's embarrassing mum stories, either just a story about your

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<v Speaker 1>mum being embarrassing or embarrassing you. I remember when I

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<v Speaker 1>was thirteen, it was all about my BMX bike. Me

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<v Speaker 1>and my mate all have BMX bikes, and we went

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<v Speaker 1>to see BMX Bandits a movie about people like us

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<v Speaker 1>with Nicole Kidman in and it's one of those Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon at the movies. Rob is packed full of kids

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<v Speaker 1>and abou half way through the movie, I could hear

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<v Speaker 1>my unmistakable sound of my mum's voice with an USh.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember they used to have to look talk coming

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<v Speaker 1>through it all, And I was shrinking down into my seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Go and please, that isn't really this isn't happening, That

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<v Speaker 1>isn't actually my mum? What's my mom doing here in

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<v Speaker 1>the cinema? Ifron, I have all these kids, including half

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<v Speaker 1>my school that were there, including girls that I fancy

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<v Speaker 1>as well my mom. The guy said, is they're a

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell here. You know, when you've just done you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even want to say yes, and it's in the dark,

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to shrink down the set. The movie's

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<v Speaker 1>been paused. And then my mum says to me, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>shopping in town. You didn't say what you wanted for

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<v Speaker 1>your dinner tonight. That's what my mom felt like. She

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<v Speaker 1>had to interrupt a movie to us.

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<v Speaker 2>I've what a good mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you can say that from a mom perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>Be me, pat be me.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know how hard it is we a thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>year old boy and that happens to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though if I went on to secure the common

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<v Speaker 1>cold at that school, I'll still be known as the

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<v Speaker 1>kid whose mommy came in to ask what you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner during BMX Bandit.

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<v Speaker 3>You never enjoyed sitting in the cinema again after that

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<v Speaker 3>the trauma. Even now I can't relax.

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<v Speaker 4>Mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she here again? And what did you want to

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<v Speaker 1>fit dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>What was your request? I was the eighty so probably

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<v Speaker 3>nath Chowsen.

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<v Speaker 1>Takeaway all right, but looking for your embarrassing mum stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Sarah, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show. What's she embarrassing? Mum's story.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I was about sixteen, my mum and I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the airport to pick someone up, and we

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<v Speaker 2>were looking at the you know, the travelators like the escalators,

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<v Speaker 2>but they are the flat ones. And she told me

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<v Speaker 2>that people that used them were really lazy, which I

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<v Speaker 2>thought was a bit of like a harsh statement. So

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<v Speaker 2>I decided to show her that they were faster. So

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<v Speaker 2>I got on it. She started running alongside me through

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<v Speaker 2>the airport and then of course she's going a bit

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<v Speaker 2>faster than me, so I start running as well on

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<v Speaker 2>the travelader and so she's she at this point, there's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing she can do. I'm sixteen, she's in her forties.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the travel lader, I'm going faster, and were

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<v Speaker 2>a group of people in front of me on the trap. Later,

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to like leap through them like Trouba

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<v Speaker 2>Middle I was. I was not giving up, and my

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<v Speaker 2>mom yelled out at the top of her lungs, don't

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<v Speaker 2>let that girl through. She stole my bag.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got the either tiger.

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<v Speaker 3>She's going for gold. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll even have you arrested wrongfully and possibly face later

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<v Speaker 1>charges herself other than news to a sixteen year old daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's just a bit competitive.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's the name of this awesome mum?

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<v Speaker 2>Lorena?

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<v Speaker 1>Lorena? That's great? Who won the race? By the way? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well I did because the people she yelled out to

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<v Speaker 2>didn't speak English.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think you would stop somebody if someone

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<v Speaker 6>ever yelled out that person stole my bag?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you jump into action or do you just watch

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<v Speaker 3>them pasts?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when Carl Arms came in right, and

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<v Speaker 1>they seem to think people would leave their houses at

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<v Speaker 1>midnight to go and defend some strangers.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't same thing?

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<v Speaker 1>If you just look around here, when you look like

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to just hold my bag a minute, can

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<v Speaker 1>you try the Shoelare so I go and rescue that

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<v Speaker 1>Dawnton distress. That's a great story, Sarah, Thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much and call.

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<v Speaker 6>Me Worri State christian'connell's shoe podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Stephanie, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Stephanie tells you a story about your great mum.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, my mom like she immigrated to Australia in

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<v Speaker 4>the seventies, so she's European and every time we go shop,

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<v Speaker 4>she always asks for a discount when she buys her goods.

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<v Speaker 4>But this time I said, I was fifteen, so I

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<v Speaker 4>had my own job, and now I want to buy

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<v Speaker 4>my own boots. And I said to her, don't you

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<v Speaker 4>dare ask for a discount because I'm paying. And she

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<v Speaker 4>would always go, give me special, and I said, please don't, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm really I'm working. It's my money, I'm paying

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<v Speaker 4>for it. Anyway, I tried the shoes on the Boothsligne.

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<v Speaker 4>They were fantastic. I got to the cash registra and

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<v Speaker 4>opened up my Wala and then my mum goes, you

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<v Speaker 4>give me special, and then I lost her. But inside

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to crack it in front of the shops.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just decided I'm going to leave this crazy

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<v Speaker 4>lady here and I'm walking out. So I walked down

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<v Speaker 4>at the shops and I kept walking like it's like

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<v Speaker 4>a big mall. And then my mom runs out and

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<v Speaker 4>she starts screaming out my name, Stephanie, Stephanie, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 4>if I stop, now everyone's going to know that that

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<v Speaker 4>crazy lady is my mother. If I keep walking and

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<v Speaker 4>I walk out of the shopping wall. They're just gonna

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<v Speaker 4>think she's a crazy purpose and I've gotten breathe. But

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<v Speaker 4>that's what I did. And I actually walked out of

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<v Speaker 4>the shopping center. And I actually even walked home because

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<v Speaker 4>I was so upset.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom and your waist.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched his treasure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, while she got in the car and she started

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<v Speaker 4>chasing me, and I, oh, way, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>talk to you. I'm going home. I'm over.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not shoving with you anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Your mom sounds awesome. What's the name of your mum?

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<v Speaker 4>And Stephanie, my mom, everyone called this city.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a great story. Thank you very much for that, Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay on the line, No cut Stephanie off there. Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Good morning, Oh how are you? Yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go justin, Welcome to the show. Tell us about your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Embarrassing Mather stories our first.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to say, I love you, mum. So I

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<v Speaker 6>had to tell this story in nineteen In nineteen ninety seven,

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<v Speaker 6>I was playing under eighteen football. Every week. My mom

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<v Speaker 6>would drive me and she would say no fighting, no fighting,

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<v Speaker 6>did not hit anyone or a mean anyway. I'm short

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<v Speaker 6>every week, and it happened. If something would happen now

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<v Speaker 6>on the last time I played. Second last time I played,

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<v Speaker 6>I hit someone. She didn't take me. The next week, anyway, Mom,

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<v Speaker 6>please take me. I swear I won't hit anyone. She goes,

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<v Speaker 6>I mean it justin if you hit anyone, that is it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>what happens I hit someone? You know what my mom did?

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<v Speaker 6>We had a VH Wagon commodore, all right. She drove

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<v Speaker 6>her car onto the ground, ripping up. There was wet,

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<v Speaker 6>salty draft ripping up the ground. Window down. Top of

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<v Speaker 6>her voice, she goes, just what did I tell you

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<v Speaker 6>to get in the fing car? I'm not lying here,

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<v Speaker 6>and the opposition team were in fits of laughter, and

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just saying it. I've got in the car, because

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<v Speaker 6>when mum says getting the f and car, She's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 6>I got in the car, got back to the got

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<v Speaker 6>back to the club that day, and no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>I was going to say the S word, no crap.

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<v Speaker 6>All they kept saying, is your mum bringing you next

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<v Speaker 6>week and bring her down inspirational. We never won a

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<v Speaker 6>game that year, believe.

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<v Speaker 4>It or not.

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<v Speaker 6>No wonder I reckon if mum was in the forward line.

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<v Speaker 6>No one would have got me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing, And that.

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<v Speaker 6>My friends, is the story that has talked about every

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<v Speaker 6>footy season. It's just one of those stories and it

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<v Speaker 6>never gets old and it gets more funnier because you

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<v Speaker 6>can't imagine a very driving on ground, gigging burnout and

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<v Speaker 6>it's a lady, a lady driving as well and swearing

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<v Speaker 6>to get in the fan car. So that's my story.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's nothing worse than a spray for me your mum.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. Any coach doesn't get That's what the D's

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<v Speaker 1>missed in their season twenty nineteen Seeds. They should have

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<v Speaker 1>got some of the players mums to come down and

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<v Speaker 1>have a go at them.

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<v Speaker 3>But driving off the ground is incredible.

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<v Speaker 6>We're actually calling Wood supporters. So no, she didn't steal

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<v Speaker 6>the car either. She's not wrong, but we're Colwood and

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<v Speaker 6>I think I think she would do right in the

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<v Speaker 6>coaching box.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, justin that is a great story. Stay there. It

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<v Speaker 1>might be this morning. The competition is tiffed stiff today.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one more these great mums stories in who we

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<v Speaker 1>got lined up? Now let's go to producers. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>cue for you to put another one of those calls

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<v Speaker 1>on a Sarah good morning, Sarah, good morning, Hey, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning. Tell us about yourmum. Then we're looking for

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing mum stories today. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So back in the day when we had CB radios,

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<v Speaker 5>when my brother was eighteen, he'd get in his car

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<v Speaker 5>with these friends. They had really you know, tough car,

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<v Speaker 5>and his tough friends had get in the car and

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<v Speaker 5>they'd chat up girls and then arranged to meet them.

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<v Speaker 5>And my mum got really stick of it. So one

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<v Speaker 5>day she got into my dad's truck and I thought

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<v Speaker 5>she was a proud chi said some really filthy things,

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<v Speaker 5>pretending to be someone chatting up my brother, arranged an eyeball,

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<v Speaker 5>and they met and in front of all my brother's friends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>she was sitting there to date him.

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<v Speaker 6>There's so much weirdness wrapped up in that, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there you go. It's like a Jerry Springer episode.

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<v Speaker 1>My mum and.

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<v Speaker 3>Catfish exactly what I wrote. This is like back to

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<v Speaker 3>the future. But then that just to the max.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, they're expecting a good time in the car, didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Some awesome mom. That's incredible, all right, So thank you

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<v Speaker 3>very much you called.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we've got to pick one winner.

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<v Speaker 1>All the stories we have this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Right from Sarah with the mum and her racing through

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<v Speaker 3>the airport. But I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Justin's story about the mum is justin around getting back on.

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<v Speaker 1>He has to be the winner to day. That is

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<v Speaker 1>quite some story about his mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>That story just gets better every time you tell it.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend, it's just one. You're one thousand dollar being

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<v Speaker 1>leave voucher for your mom. Okay, believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 6>My dad just texts me and goes, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 6>you've just told.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mom's in the commodore right now, crashed through your house.

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<v Speaker 6>It's unreal. I always they was fora whatld it make

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<v Speaker 6>to me too?

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<v Speaker 4>Challenge?

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<v Speaker 6>Am I?

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<v Speaker 1>Justin? Awesome story as well, and hope you and your

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<v Speaker 1>mom have a good mother in Sunday as well.

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<v Speaker 3>But that is a fantastic it.

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<v Speaker 6>Get to say her.

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<v Speaker 3>We loved it as well. Well done Justin this morning

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<v Speaker 3>to winner.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh really, thank you very much. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Christian O'Connell Show Podcast