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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. All right, then we're doing

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Speaker 1: this every single day this week. It's Mother's Day this Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Mother all right, Mother's Day this Sunday, everything all day

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Speaker 1: this week we're looking for your mum's stories. This morning,

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Speaker 1: it's embarrassing mum stories, either just a story about your

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Speaker 1: mum being embarrassing or embarrassing you. I remember when I

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Speaker 1: was thirteen, it was all about my BMX bike. Me

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Speaker 1: and my mate all have BMX bikes, and we went

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Speaker 1: to see BMX Bandits a movie about people like us

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Speaker 1: with Nicole Kidman in and it's one of those Saturday

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Speaker 1: afternoon at the movies. Rob is packed full of kids

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Speaker 1: and abou half way through the movie, I could hear

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Speaker 1: my unmistakable sound of my mum's voice with an USh.

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Speaker 1: You remember they used to have to look talk coming

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Speaker 1: through it all, And I was shrinking down into my seat.

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Speaker 1: Go and please, that isn't really this isn't happening, That

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Speaker 1: isn't actually my mum? What's my mom doing here in

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Speaker 1: the cinema? Ifron, I have all these kids, including half

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Speaker 1: my school that were there, including girls that I fancy

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Speaker 1: as well my mom. The guy said, is they're a

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell here. You know, when you've just done you

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Speaker 1: don't even want to say yes, and it's in the dark,

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Speaker 1: you just want to shrink down the set. The movie's

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Speaker 1: been paused. And then my mum says to me, I'm

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Speaker 1: shopping in town. You didn't say what you wanted for

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Speaker 1: your dinner tonight. That's what my mom felt like. She

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Speaker 1: had to interrupt a movie to us.

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Speaker 2: I've what a good mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can say that from a mom perspective.

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Speaker 1: Be me, pat be me.

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Speaker 3: Do you know how hard it is we a thirteen

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Speaker 3: year old boy and that happens to you.

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Speaker 1: Even though if I went on to secure the common

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Speaker 1: cold at that school, I'll still be known as the

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Speaker 1: kid whose mommy came in to ask what you wanted

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Speaker 1: for dinner during BMX Bandit.

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Speaker 3: You never enjoyed sitting in the cinema again after that

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Speaker 3: the trauma. Even now I can't relax.

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Speaker 4: Mom.

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Speaker 1: Was she here again? And what did you want to

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Speaker 1: fit dinner?

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Speaker 3: What was your request? I was the eighty so probably

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Speaker 3: nath Chowsen.

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Speaker 1: Takeaway all right, but looking for your embarrassing mum stories.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Sarah, Good morning.

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. What's she embarrassing? Mum's story.

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Speaker 2: So when I was about sixteen, my mum and I

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Speaker 2: went to the airport to pick someone up, and we

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Speaker 2: were looking at the you know, the travelators like the escalators,

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Speaker 2: but they are the flat ones. And she told me

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Speaker 2: that people that used them were really lazy, which I

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Speaker 2: thought was a bit of like a harsh statement. So

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Speaker 2: I decided to show her that they were faster. So

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Speaker 2: I got on it. She started running alongside me through

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Speaker 2: the airport and then of course she's going a bit

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Speaker 2: the travelader and so she's she at this point, there's

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Speaker 2: nothing she can do. I'm sixteen, she's in her forties.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the travel lader, I'm going faster, and were

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Speaker 2: I was going to like leap through them like Trouba

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Speaker 2: Middle I was. I was not giving up, and my

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Speaker 2: let that girl through. She stole my bag.

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Speaker 1: She's got the either tiger.

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Speaker 3: She's going for gold. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: She'll even have you arrested wrongfully and possibly face later

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Speaker 1: charges herself other than news to a sixteen year old daughter.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's just a bit competitive.

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Speaker 1: And what's the name of this awesome mum?

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Speaker 2: Lorena?

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Speaker 1: Lorena? That's great? Who won the race? By the way? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Well I did because the people she yelled out to

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Speaker 6: What do you think you would stop somebody if someone

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Speaker 3: Do you jump into action or do you just watch

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Speaker 1: Do you remember when Carl Arms came in right, and

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Speaker 3: Can't same thing?

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Speaker 1: If you just look around here, when you look like

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Speaker 1: Dawnton distress. That's a great story, Sarah, Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much and call.

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Speaker 6: Me Worri State christian'connell's shoe podcast.

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Speaker 3: Stephanie, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Stephanie tells you a story about your great mum.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, my mom like she immigrated to Australia in

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Speaker 4: the seventies, so she's European and every time we go shop,

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Speaker 4: But this time I said, I was fifteen, so I

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Speaker 4: dare ask for a discount because I'm paying. And she

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Speaker 4: would always go, give me special, and I said, please don't, okay,

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Speaker 4: for it. Anyway, I tried the shoes on the Boothsligne.

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Speaker 4: They were fantastic. I got to the cash registra and

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Speaker 4: give me special, and then I lost her. But inside

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to crack it in front of the shops.

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Speaker 4: So I just decided I'm going to leave this crazy

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Speaker 4: she starts screaming out my name, Stephanie, Stephanie, and I thought,

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Speaker 4: if I stop, now everyone's going to know that that

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Speaker 4: think she's a crazy purpose and I've gotten breathe. But

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Speaker 1: Your mom and your waist.

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Speaker 3: I watched his treasure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, while she got in the car and she started

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Speaker 4: chasing me, and I, oh, way, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: I'm not shoving with you anymore.

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Speaker 3: Your mom sounds awesome. What's the name of your mum?

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Speaker 4: And Stephanie, my mom, everyone called this city.

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Speaker 1: That is a great story. Thank you very much for that, Stephanie.

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Speaker 1: Stay on the line, No cut Stephanie off there. Justin.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Oh how are you? Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: go justin, Welcome to the show. Tell us about your mom.

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Speaker 1: Embarrassing Mather stories our first.

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Speaker 6: I want to say, I love you, mum. So I

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Speaker 6: had to tell this story in nineteen In nineteen ninety seven,

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Speaker 6: I was playing under eighteen football. Every week. My mom

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Speaker 6: would drive me and she would say no fighting, no fighting,

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Speaker 6: did not hit anyone or a mean anyway. I'm short

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Speaker 6: every week, and it happened. If something would happen now

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Speaker 6: on the last time I played. Second last time I played,

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Speaker 6: I hit someone. She didn't take me. The next week, anyway, Mom,

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Speaker 6: please take me. I swear I won't hit anyone. She goes,

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Speaker 6: I mean it justin if you hit anyone, that is it. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: what happens I hit someone? You know what my mom did?

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Speaker 6: We had a VH Wagon commodore, all right. She drove

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Speaker 6: salty draft ripping up the ground. Window down. Top of

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Speaker 6: her voice, she goes, just what did I tell you

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Speaker 6: when mum says getting the f and car, She's exactly right.

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Speaker 6: I got in the car, got back to the got

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Speaker 6: back to the club that day, and no, no, no,

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Speaker 6: I was going to say the S word, no crap.

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Speaker 6: All they kept saying, is your mum bringing you next

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Speaker 6: week and bring her down inspirational. We never won a

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Speaker 6: No wonder I reckon if mum was in the forward line.

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Speaker 6: No one would have got me.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing, And that.

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Speaker 6: My friends, is the story that has talked about every

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Speaker 6: footy season. It's just one of those stories and it

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Speaker 6: can't imagine a very driving on ground, gigging burnout and

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Speaker 3: And there's nothing worse than a spray for me your mum.

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Speaker 1: You're right. Any coach doesn't get That's what the D's

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Speaker 1: missed in their season twenty nineteen Seeds. They should have

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Speaker 1: got some of the players mums to come down and

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Speaker 3: But driving off the ground is incredible.

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Speaker 6: We're actually calling Wood supporters. So no, she didn't steal

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Speaker 1: Ah, justin that is a great story. Stay there. It

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Speaker 1: might be this morning. The competition is tiffed stiff today.

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Speaker 1: There's one more these great mums stories in who we

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Speaker 1: got lined up? Now let's go to producers. That's a

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Speaker 1: on a Sarah good morning, Sarah, good morning, Hey, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Tell us about yourmum. Then we're looking for

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Speaker 1: embarrassing mum stories today. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So back in the day when we had CB radios,

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Speaker 5: when my brother was eighteen, he'd get in his car

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Speaker 5: with these friends. They had really you know, tough car,

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Speaker 5: they'd chat up girls and then arranged to meet them.

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Speaker 5: And my mum got really stick of it. So one

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Speaker 5: she was a proud chi said some really filthy things,

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Speaker 5: pretending to be someone chatting up my brother, arranged an eyeball,

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Speaker 5: and they met and in front of all my brother's friends. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: she was sitting there to date him.

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Speaker 6: There's so much weirdness wrapped up in that, it's not funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. It's like a Jerry Springer episode.

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Speaker 1: My mum and.

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Speaker 3: Catfish exactly what I wrote. This is like back to

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Speaker 3: the future. But then that just to the max.

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Speaker 5: Well, they're expecting a good time in the car, didn't.

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Speaker 3: Some awesome mom. That's incredible, all right, So thank you

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Speaker 3: very much you called.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: All right, we've got to pick one winner.

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Speaker 1: All the stories we have this morning.

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Speaker 3: Right from Sarah with the mum and her racing through

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Speaker 3: the airport. But I think that.

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Speaker 1: Justin's story about the mum is justin around getting back on.

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Speaker 1: He has to be the winner to day. That is

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Speaker 1: quite some story about his mom.

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Speaker 3: Justin.

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Speaker 1: That story just gets better every time you tell it.

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Speaker 1: My friend, it's just one. You're one thousand dollar being

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Speaker 1: leave voucher for your mom. Okay, believe it or not.

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Speaker 6: My dad just texts me and goes, I can't believe

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Speaker 6: you've just told.

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Speaker 1: Your mom's in the commodore right now, crashed through your house.

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Speaker 6: It's unreal. I always they was fora whatld it make

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Speaker 6: to me too?

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Speaker 4: Challenge?

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Speaker 6: Am I?

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Speaker 1: Justin? Awesome story as well, and hope you and your

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Speaker 1: mom have a good mother in Sunday as well.

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Speaker 3: But that is a fantastic it.

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Speaker 6: Get to say her.

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Speaker 3: We loved it as well. Well done Justin this morning

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Speaker 3: to winner.

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Speaker 6: Oh really, thank you very much. Christian.

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