WEBVTT - MINI: Relationship Red Card

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian no can show podcast. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're asking what have you been red carded from doing

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<v Speaker 1>in your relationship? Amy?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Amy? What are you red carded from?

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<v Speaker 2>I red carded for drinking red wine whilst watching TV.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a fear factor of shocks, so if I

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<v Speaker 2>get a fright right, the red wine goes up and

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<v Speaker 2>it comes down and it doesn't always come down straight.

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<v Speaker 2>And it ended up all over the couch twice this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually the first time on the couch is the second

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<v Speaker 2>time in bed. Didn't see it coming?

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<v Speaker 1>What fright did you have in bed? Your husband naked?

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<v Speaker 1>Or what was going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Not quite new show Russian doll oiler. You know, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know what happened and didn't see the taxi coming.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, red carded big time, Amy.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. She cool, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>See you bye bye? Amy? Hi there, Hi? And what

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<v Speaker 1>have you been red carded from?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't been red carded, but I have issued my

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<v Speaker 3>husband a red card for never ever ever setting up

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<v Speaker 3>a tent again? Ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it awful?

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<v Speaker 3>The reason because we took two I don't do camping,

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<v Speaker 3>but I gave him this particular weekend. It was cold

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<v Speaker 3>in beachwear, freezing, raining, and we took two sets of

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<v Speaker 3>tents and unfortunately, my husband's got to be a great

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<v Speaker 3>idea to save room and combine the tenths and the pole,

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<v Speaker 3>but we got read. It took hours to put them up,

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<v Speaker 3>but I refused to help him in the rain and

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<v Speaker 3>the wind and the cold. I sat in the car,

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<v Speaker 3>played Candy Crush on my phone for hours for being

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<v Speaker 3>so stupid. And I can't repeat what I said up

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<v Speaker 3>there because we're guess, I can guess we're all the

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<v Speaker 3>scene red carded setting up ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably read card himself doing that. All right, right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>have a nice day, Thanks Amy, Thanks Litz, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, Lizzie, good, Thanks God God. My husband. He

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<v Speaker 4>gave himself a red card because we normally take our

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<v Speaker 4>dog to Bunnings together, and I'm normally the one that

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<v Speaker 4>does everything sensible as women do. And anyway, he took

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<v Speaker 4>the dog to Bunnings. He didn't get the trolley from outside.

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<v Speaker 4>He decided to get the trolley from inside. The dog

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<v Speaker 4>timed at perfectly right at the front door. The dog

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<v Speaker 4>decided to do a huge poop right at the front

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<v Speaker 4>door Bunnings. My husband was dreadfully embarrassed and refused to

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<v Speaker 4>go to Bunnings again with the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Either, don't let this guy, do not serve this dog.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no more, I said to him. Then afterwards, a

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<v Speaker 4>few weeks later I said, how about we take days

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<v Speaker 4>to Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 1>Should let him just because he's called, all right, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>and then your husband should stay outside. You wait out

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<v Speaker 1>that mate, Dave can come in. He's all right, that's right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So poor old Dave had to stay home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's never going to get to experience to joy

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<v Speaker 1>those having a little chicken dump on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Curling one out all right and stop laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>No no we can't. Liz, Thank you, Thank you, cool

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<v Speaker 1>take care.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I felt that Liz's name. We would go on

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<v Speaker 1>well together, don't. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast