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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good afternoon everybody. They said, a cass Will.

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Speaker 3: And what are you getting you guys? I'm all thanks

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Speaker 3: to Carlton Dry. It is the most wonderful time for

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Speaker 3: a beer awards.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: It's also a wonderful time for the Awards of the decade.

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Speaker 2: And they continue today with the.

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Speaker 3: Dumbest thing said, this decade.

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Speaker 4: A beautiful occasion. Who are you wearing today?

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Speaker 2: Will? What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: It's the awards day? Will, it's the awards day.

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Speaker 2: Who are you wearing? I'm warning a shirt the Academy brand.

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Speaker 4: Very good, very good. So with inspiration shut up.

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Speaker 3: So we're looking forward to the Awards of the decade

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Speaker 3: that's happening after five o'clock. It is going to be

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Speaker 3: the dumbest thing said this decade? Are you get yourself?

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Speaker 2: If you win?

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Speaker 3: The dumbest thing said this decade, you get yourself a

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Speaker 3: limited edition medallion.

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Speaker 2: I'm holding it into my.

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Speaker 4: Hands, only one of them in the entire world, guys.

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Speaker 4: And I'm going to be really really honest with you, guys.

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Speaker 3: Please just cut the music for a sec I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: be really honest with you.

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Speaker 2: Wood You've pretty.

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Speaker 4: Much got this wrapped up. I think I do think

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Speaker 4: I think you do. I thought I had yesterday wrapped

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Speaker 4: up as well, though it.

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Speaker 3: Was brought down Barnaby Joyce Pippure at the post there

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Speaker 3: with Sourcier's Cup of the Decade. Dumbest thing said this decade.

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Speaker 3: This happened live on radio. It's got ten million views

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Speaker 3: on Facebook. And you said on air during a quiz

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Speaker 3: question after you've phoned your dad as a phoneer friend,

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Speaker 3: you said that the Great Wall of China was in India.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to lock in India.

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Speaker 4: So with the question of where is the Great Wall

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Speaker 4: of China on you that's it India. What apparently it's

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Speaker 4: gone huge in India.

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Speaker 2: They see me as a got over there now, which

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Speaker 2: is great.

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Speaker 4: Wood's really really big story today, which which I actually

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Speaker 4: started to really empathize with.

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Speaker 2: Meghan Markle Mega.

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Speaker 3: Michael is aware that she's being pitched to the against

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Speaker 3: Kate Middleton. You know, that's that comparison that's been going

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Speaker 3: on for a while. I think she's been aware for

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Speaker 3: a while, so I think that's a poor choice of

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Speaker 3: words by the article, Like you know, she's on every

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Speaker 3: paper on the on the planet, at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Is it the first time she's acknowledged it though? Is

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Speaker 4: that why they're talking about it?

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Speaker 2: Yes, she is aware of it.

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Speaker 4: A friend of the Duchess, a very close to her,

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Speaker 4: has said that she has been made aware.

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Speaker 2: So look, she's obviously been She's known for a long time.

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Speaker 4: But it would be hard, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: Kate Middleton's perfect. Kate Middleton is really perfect.

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Speaker 3: And I think that the real issue here as well

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Speaker 3: is that Kate Middleton if Charles abdicates, which he should,

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Speaker 3: the king, he will abdicate pretty much. That's guaranteed thing.

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Speaker 3: William Prince William then takes the throne, sure, and then

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Speaker 3: Kate becomes the Queen great. And I think Megan's basically saying,

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Speaker 3: I don't it's not fair that I'm compared against this

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Speaker 2: Apples and oranges, will Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'd say apples and oranges. I'd say, like, what's what's

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Speaker 4: a serene fruit? Like, what's what's quite a I don't

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Speaker 2: What's a regal fruit? A mango? More tropical, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Very tropical.

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Speaker 4: Actually, a regal fruit would be a light che light

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Speaker 2: I'd say strawberry, so I think, yes, I think Kates

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Speaker 2: of strawberry. Kate's a strawberry.

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Speaker 4: And i'd say Megan is a passion fruit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you that. Thank you. I'm glad to

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Speaker 2: be have clarified that.

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Speaker 4: But for everyone, whenever you're referring to eat the person

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Speaker 4: as a fruit, from this day forth, have a passion fruit.

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Speaker 3: Horses for courses though, would I mean like it's normally

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Speaker 3: it's apples and oranges, that's for our everyday people. But

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Speaker 3: for this particular you know, it's definitely passion fruits and strawberries.

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Speaker 3: And we've spoken about fruit for too long we have.

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Speaker 3: But the point is that she's not happy to be

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Speaker 3: compared with the strawberry, okay, And because she doesn't want

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Speaker 3: to be a strawberry, she's very happy being a passion fruit.

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Speaker 3: And I just think that this is an incident which

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Speaker 3: demands demands a particular talent. I think it demands a

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Speaker 3: particular talent so that we can talk about it properly.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I would love to hear from Meghan Markle.

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Speaker 3: Imagine if Meghan.

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Speaker 2: Michael could sing a song about the whole thing? Would

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Speaker 2: imagine if she could?

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Speaker 3: I mean, imagine if there was somebody in this studio

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Speaker 3: that could write song parodies about news issues.

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Speaker 4: I actually don't in three minutes. I don't want to

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Speaker 4: do this anymore. Do you have any idea how anxiety

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Speaker 4: it gives me?

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Speaker 2: Well, there's been some bad ones underniably.

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Speaker 6: And my dad becomes King of England.

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Speaker 2: That was the last one.

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Speaker 6: Move into a bigger house.

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Speaker 2: Wait for it.

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Speaker 6: Miller will do Renolds and she'll knock it down.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 6: I think that.

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Speaker 4: I learned from that, Like I'm not.

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Speaker 3: You have a special talent, my friend, for writing song

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Speaker 3: parodies in sub three minutes.

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Speaker 2: This has been hard. This has been really hard.

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Speaker 3: And you've actually got a rich history with this doing

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Speaker 3: it as the royals. I mean recently you did a

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Speaker 3: song parody about the Queen not wearing fur on this show.

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Speaker 2: You did it as the Queen, which was a little

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Speaker 2: treat parro Lady.

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Speaker 5: Add them at little bottomed jeans boots with the fur

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Speaker 5: the whole kingdom thinking, oh.

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Speaker 2: Look at her.

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Speaker 4: You can get that one on our heart radio. It's

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Speaker 4: going he's proud of the good ones. Don't you make

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Speaker 4: me play Lego House again. Do not tip me over

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Speaker 4: the edge. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it to.

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Speaker 6: My dad becomes king of it.

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Speaker 3: It's an absolute shock. So I'll keep that up my sleep.

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Speaker 3: But let's get let's get down to brass tacks. So

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Speaker 3: this song you're going to do as Meghan Markle. You've

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Speaker 3: only had that little song that we just played there,

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Speaker 4: And I stupidly picked at hard.

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Speaker 2: So you've picked a tricky one over you.

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Speaker 4: The only thing that came to mind was this one

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Speaker 4: by Queen.

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Speaker 2: I thought killer Queen. It made sense.

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Speaker 3: It makes probably the hardest vocal performance of Freddie Mercury

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Speaker 3: is I'm gonna have design.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the lyrics have been coming. Well, I just

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Speaker 4: don't know if I'll kind of be able to sing it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, so you're gonna do it as are you

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Speaker 3: doing it as Meghan Michael?

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Speaker 4: And well, I can't do a Meghan Michael voice. So

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Speaker 4: I think this would just be I mean, just picture

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Speaker 4: if Meghan Markle was a bit more Mannish. And that's

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Speaker 4: how I'm gonna sing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, it's a bit of it. I'm taking a

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Speaker 2: creative list.

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Speaker 3: So this is Megan Michael singing about her sister Kate

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Speaker 3: and the fact that she's not happy that she's being pitted.

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Speaker 2: Against her as the Queen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, effectively with Queen's song Killer Queen, Yeah, taken away.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm very ready. I point to me when it's there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was going to get there at the start. Here,

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Speaker 5: The press are really love her if she never wears

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Speaker 5: a novel dress. Both the kids are perfect, never acting incorrect.

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Speaker 5: I'm born in this country. She's married to Will, not Harry.

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Speaker 5: Queen sent invitations to her place, not man. Shearit a

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Speaker 5: bowl and eloquent. Her dad's not an idiot. She's always

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Speaker 5: so polite. She's the future Queen. Nice on the surface,

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Speaker 5: creaky clean, differant behind the scenes, a massive pain in

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Speaker 5: the behind every time paparazzi treten nice a two fish,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry. It's all solo, great, really good. Shock

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Speaker 1: it yeah, great, she avoids me and Harry never invited

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Speaker 1: to the address, cuts me off mid sentence. She's such

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Speaker 1: a fucking massive sorry some superman.

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Speaker 2: She's never wrong.

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Speaker 5: It's super sad. Everyone thinks the family's perfect. It's just

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Speaker 5: a massive life so so close for charity. It hasn't

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Speaker 2: The chorus is really nice.

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Speaker 5: She's the future queen on the surface, squeaky clean differrand

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Speaker 4: In love behind every time I'm do.

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Speaker 2: That was that was a monster? Hed does he? How

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Speaker 2: does Freddie Mercury do that? He's one of the greatest

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Speaker 2: vocalists of all time? That was it? That was yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wow wee? That was yeah?

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Speaker 4: Happy then shocking? Yeah, okay, fair enough, fair enough, I

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Speaker 4: love you, honesty.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk schoolies because a lot of people are worried

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Speaker 3: about what's happening at schoolies.

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Speaker 2: The kids go a bit wild this time of year.

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Speaker 2: They finish school and obviously running muck. As my mum

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and we don't know how they run amuck anymore.

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Speaker 4: We're both thirty year old men. I think we're a

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Speaker 4: bit past it there, William.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and as all the bums that have reached out

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Speaker 3: to us, that have DMed us on Instagram, Facebook, consunts.

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Speaker 2: Guys, I'm really worried about the kids. We had an

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Speaker 3: A friend of ours called Josh runs a place called

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Speaker 3: the Echo Beach Resort or Echo Beach Resort.

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Speaker 2: And Byron Bay.

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Speaker 3: And we've got Josh who joins us on the phone

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Speaker 3: right now. He's poolside at schoolies where all the kids

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Speaker 3: are out, you know, having a champagne and joining the

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Speaker 3: end of their school just to let us know that

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Speaker 3: everything's actually going pretty well.

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Speaker 2: So good day, Josh.

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Speaker 7: Okay, boys, there you going good?

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Speaker 2: Mate, We're good.

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Speaker 8: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Has the vibe of schoolies.

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Speaker 7: Was buddy paradise up here?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 7: The kids are absolutely loving it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 3: So mate, you've pretty much got So how much what

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Speaker 3: does Byron's population go from from before school is and

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Speaker 3: when it kicks off?

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Speaker 7: You know, Well, it's actually hard to get a grasp

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Speaker 7: of it because there's just so many tourists coming in

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Speaker 7: and out. Yeah, I know that's as a few thousands

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Speaker 7: kids at the moment. So yeah, kid shockers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and how many of you got in there? Mate?

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Speaker 7: So we've got fifty five kids at a CAA beach.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, and have you gone controlling fifty five kids

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Speaker 10: By the way, thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Are you all behaving yourselves?

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Speaker 11: We just you know, get the paper every morning, do

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Speaker 7: So far, we actually haven't seen anything too hectic, nothing

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Speaker 4: Good they'll be relieved. He and you said, you're doing

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Speaker 9: I promise I want to die. I'll get a tattoo

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Speaker 2: Everybody says, who does he think he is? I just

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Speaker 11: It's tremendously big and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 7: And they ask your things to Will and Woody's Awards

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Speaker 2: Said, that's the category today.

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Speaker 3: Dumbest Thing said this decade, we're going to get into

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Speaker 2: To take out this award today. But you're just this now,

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Speaker 3: These medallions today. It is it's got a Homer Simpson

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Speaker 3: I'll let you, guys call up with your last ditch.

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Speaker 4: Pitch to see if you can take home the medallion

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Speaker 3: But just you need to hear the competition. And I mean, like,

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Speaker 3: you said before, you're your household name in India.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. Actually I'm on billboards in India.

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Speaker 4: You said that the Great Wall of China was in India.

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Speaker 2: Before I know.

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Speaker 4: You've got the extended audio there that you want to

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Speaker 4: seems outrageous that I'd get it wrong, but it is.

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Speaker 2: It is outrageous that you go wrong. I didn't you

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Speaker 4: The best part about all of this, people, and if

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Speaker 2: It's actually it's actually incomprehension. I feel like we need

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Speaker 3: The phone if you do go home award, because it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it just has to. Are you ready? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want to hear you. Let let's let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: This is what we're up here.

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Speaker 4: Where is the Great Wall of China?

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Speaker 2: Great Wall of China?

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Speaker 4: Options are China?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, India yep? South Korea yeah right? Or Japan?

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to use a lifeline or anything?

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Speaker 4: Can I call Dad?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 7: Again?

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Speaker 2: You want to call your dad? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful, Okay, Dad, I've got to be really quick here,

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Speaker 8: Dad?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So where is the Great Wall of China?

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Speaker 10: The obvious China? Yeah, probably bored on India. I was

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Speaker 3: Could go, Okay, wow.

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Speaker 2: Damn it, I'm going to lock in India. So with

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Speaker 4: That's it India?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 4: Because well Dad was Dad?

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Speaker 2: Let me there?

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Speaker 6: What was that?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 6: Why was that so controversial?

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Speaker 2: Is this possible?

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Speaker 2: And that's good from Dad, and he was happy with that.

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Speaker 4: Roses it will domination for him and he still ended

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Speaker 5: He also said I was going to cheat and google it,

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Speaker 3: All right, So that's what you're up against guys that's

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Speaker 3: Dumbest thing said this ten years it's Woody thinking that

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Speaker 4: I reckon, they've currently got their hands wrapped around the medallion.

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Speaker 4: But if you think you can beat them with anything,

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Speaker 4: dumber said this decade. Now is your last ditch pitch.

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Speaker 2: Tara, you want to throw your hat in the ring.

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Speaker 8: My my brother's girlfriend asked if she got a nose job,

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Speaker 4: Nose or her old notes that's that's up there, that's

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Speaker 2: Much for the norm. Will hold onto that one.

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Speaker 3: We also this is a nomination from Borwen that we've got.

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Speaker 3: She hit us up on Instagram and this is what

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Speaker 11: We were about seventeen years or My friend had just

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Speaker 11: because you know, if I were belly buttons touch, I

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Speaker 4: Pretty good stuff. We're getting some amazing more stuff coming in.

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Speaker 4: As a last ditch pitch, we had Tara call up

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Speaker 8: My brother's girlfriend asked if she got a nose job,

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Speaker 2: I really enjoyed that. That's pretty phenomenal stuff. That's really

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Speaker 3: You're still thinking the Great Wall of China is in India.

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Speaker 3: So look you're you're in there. But we've got one

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Speaker 3: next time. All right, we got gam here on Thurday one.

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Speaker 3: I was six ' five.

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Speaker 4: Jam Hey you going boys, we're good. Good give him

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Speaker 4: give us your last ditch pitch.

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Speaker 2: Almost thing said in the last ten years. So I

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Speaker 11: You know how there's those little bumps on the steering.

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Speaker 4: Wheel, O little bumps on the behind the steering wheel

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Speaker 11: Where the horn where the horn is. Yeah, he's like,

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Speaker 8: The horn is.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Who, Well, get your thoughts, Jim, because I mean.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've taken out I think you've probably taken out

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Speaker 4: I reckon, you've taken out those two because it's foreseeable

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Speaker 4: down moby Dick and moby Dick is me.

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Speaker 11: I thought that the Wall of China was in India

453
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Speaker 11: as well.

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Speaker 2: Get out you did not know?

455
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Speaker 4: You actually, come on, nobody, No, you can't normalize that.

456
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Speaker 2: We know how bad that was.

457
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Speaker 4: But again, to think that your friend believes that grooves

458
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Speaker 4: on a steering will we braille for blind people, it's

459
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Speaker 4: I mean, in what world will does anyway?

460
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Speaker 3: Well, sometime in the future where there are very good

461
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Speaker 3: senses on cars, maybe when cars are driving themselves. You know,

462
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Speaker 3: obviously there's every chance that a blind person can be

463
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Speaker 3: in a car, but they're not going to control the car.

464
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Speaker 3: You can't have a blind person driving a car.

465
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Speaker 2: Find people can do lots of things.

466
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Speaker 4: It's obviously a very dumb things, very dumb thing. I

467
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Speaker 4: think I need to remove myself. I think Jem does

468
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Speaker 4: as well. We're obviously going we're going to be biased, Jim. Obviously,

469
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Speaker 4: I think I think my example is better than yours.

470
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Speaker 4: You think yours is better?

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Speaker 8: You know.

472
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Speaker 4: May the best man or woman win here, Jim. But

473
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Speaker 4: I think I think Will needs to make the announcement. Yeah, yeah,

474
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Speaker 4: I think I need to best of luck, Jim, best of.

475
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Speaker 2: Luck, Gym, best of luck. Yeah, all right, here we go,

476
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Speaker 2: let's do it.

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Speaker 1: That's on.

478
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Speaker 2: I can now reveal the winner is it's wood in

479
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Speaker 2: his Dad. It just has to me. I mean, I'd

480
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Speaker 2: love to give this to you, Jem, but I just

481
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Speaker 2: don't think.

482
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Speaker 4: I think when you break it down, given that it's

483
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Speaker 4: in the name the Great Wall of.

484
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Speaker 3: China, to think that it exists in India, I just

485
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Speaker 3: and for you and your dad to both believe that

486
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Speaker 3: a consideration and thought. I mean, what have you got

487
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Speaker 3: to say for yourself? Mane, thank you?

488
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Speaker 4: Well it goes without saying Dad, I absolutely love your mate.

489
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Speaker 2: And this one's for you, the White Laws.

490
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Speaker 4: We're dumb, but we've got a Medallion's.

491
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Speaker 2: An amazing catch up.

492
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow we're doing Worst Excuse for a Breakup, Breakup this decade,

493
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Speaker 4: so muctually tuning in at the same time tomorrow for

494
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Speaker 4: Awards of the Decade awards.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get down to brass tax here. Mate.

496
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Speaker 3: You think you've got another one of these divine intervention talents,

497
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Speaker 3: which I've got to say I can't really take seriously.

498
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Speaker 3: While you're wearing a medallion, which is the dumbest thing

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Speaker 3: said this decade.

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Speaker 2: I'm all around your I am an award winner. He's

501
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Speaker 2: wearing his dumbest thing, this decade medallion. That's classic stuff.

502
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Speaker 4: We are doing the Awards of the Decade or week

503
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Speaker 4: tomorrow we're doing Worst Excuse for a Breakup off the Decades.

504
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Speaker 4: Tune at five for that. But another about that will

505
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Speaker 4: I have a truly remarkable new talent that I realized

506
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Speaker 4: I possess over the weekend. I know your relationship status

507
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Speaker 4: just by hearing your voice. Yeah, now, before we get

508
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Speaker 4: into this, I just need to show you up as

509
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Speaker 4: a fraudster, because some people might actually.

510
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Speaker 2: Genuinely think that you're a magician. Here, here's you.

511
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Speaker 3: It's remarkable guessing other people like in the past. In

512
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Speaker 3: the past, I think you believe you could hear just

513
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Speaker 3: by the sound of their voice, what pajamas they were wearing,

514
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Speaker 3: what they did last night, just by the sound of

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Speaker 3: their voice.

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Speaker 2: You've had a lot of fail well every.

517
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Speaker 4: Okay, Tanya, you went to the cinemas last night. You

518
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Speaker 4: went to the cinemas with the family last night.

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Speaker 9: Tenua, No, I couldn't. Hi, guys, I'm a grandmother of.

520
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Speaker 4: Seven silk pajamas, Carol.

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Speaker 2: Wrong, a singler and shorties.

522
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Speaker 4: No, Jesus, we all have missus.

523
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Speaker 2: We all have missus.

524
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Speaker 4: Also, after claiming that we're God's I've realized that those

525
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Speaker 4: weren't my skills. I thought they were my skills. But

526
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Speaker 4: I've found my true calling and it's telling what relationship

527
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Speaker 4: status you are. You can call me a fraud if

528
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Speaker 4: I don't get these right.

529
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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, fine, how many do you need to get

530
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Speaker 3: for me to.

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Speaker 2: Call you a fraud? I will get three out of three. Okay,

532
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Speaker 2: here we go.

533
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Speaker 4: If I'm never saying that word. Madison, thank you for

534
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Speaker 4: joining the show. Welcome to the magic show that is Woody, Hi,

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Speaker 4: you want to give us fun fact?

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Speaker 9: Medisine, I have two spare bones in my body.

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Speaker 4: Interesting, medicine, have two spare bones? Where are those bones, Madison?

538
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Speaker 9: In my feet?

539
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Speaker 4: Interesting?

540
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Speaker 2: What makes them spare?

541
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Speaker 8: Like?

542
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Speaker 2: You don't use them?

543
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Speaker 9: They're just extra We thought we I broke my foot

544
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Speaker 9: one time, and then we learned that later on that

545
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Speaker 9: it was a spare boat.

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Speaker 4: So you have two hundred and thirteen bones opposed to

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Speaker 4: hunred and eleven phenomenal stuff, And there's a little fun

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Speaker 4: fact for every Thank you very much.

549
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Speaker 2: You're nauseating. You're nauseating.

550
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Speaker 4: Okay, Madison, let's get down to Madison. You're in a relationship. No, sorry,

551
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Speaker 4: you're so bad to start and you even had for

552
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Speaker 4: he's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Can I just quickly say?

554
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Speaker 4: Can I just quickly says quickly say, I think my

555
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Speaker 4: talent is specific to humans with two hundred and eleven bones. Now, honestly, honestly,

556
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Speaker 4: let's go to Cursed, Let's go to Curson.

557
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Speaker 2: Honestly, I want my money.

558
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Speaker 4: It's a loophole.

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Speaker 2: I want moment. You've got too many bones. Better nail

560
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Speaker 2: this otherwise we're never doing this segment.

561
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Speaker 1: Aye.

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Speaker 4: Question, Kirsten, do you have two hundred and eleven bones

563
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Speaker 4: in your body.

564
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Speaker 7: I do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're back, Kirsten.

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Speaker 4: Give you, Kirsten, give me your fun facts.

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Speaker 9: Okay.

568
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Speaker 4: I am obsessed with criminology, but I'm also a massive

569
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Speaker 4: Disney fan as well. Big Disney fan, sess with criminology,

570
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Speaker 4: you better give me more than relationship or single here

571
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Speaker 4: woods or this is either okay, wait, wait, wait wait,

572
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Speaker 4: you're in a long term relationship, Kirsten.

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Speaker 8: Damn, you're right.

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Speaker 4: Give me another one. Thanks, Kirsten, thanks for the call.

575
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Speaker 4: Let's go to Sandra. Sandra, I said long term relationship?

576
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Speaker 4: Will I was very specific. Sandra, welcome to the show. Hi,

577
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Speaker 4: would you like to give me a fun fact?

578
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Speaker 2: Sandra?

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Speaker 9: I have a bright blue beauty spot.

580
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Speaker 1: On my arm.

581
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Speaker 9: I big as a fifty coin.

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Speaker 2: Did you say did you say blue? Bright blue?

583
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Well that's phenomenal, Sandra.

584
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Speaker 2: You know what else is phenomenal? Sandra? You're single?

585
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Speaker 7: Oh?

586
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Do you want to do

587
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Speaker 4: another one?

588
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Speaker 2: Tell you what?

589
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Speaker 4: Can you just admit that this is all of Bell?

590
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Speaker 4: She obviously has too many bones in her body or something.

591
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Speaker 2: She's another anomally Can I okay?

592
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Speaker 4: Can I say if I get this one right, we

593
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Speaker 4: believe me?

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Speaker 2: No, no, If you get this right, well can we

595
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Speaker 2: just play ball? I don't even know why we're doing

596
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Speaker 2: another one. To be honest, no one believes you.

597
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Speaker 3: You can do this, should you can do this for

598
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Speaker 3: your own gratification, but no one believes you.

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Speaker 4: Nikki, Hi, hi, Nikki. You want to give me a

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Speaker 4: quick fun fact please?

601
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Speaker 8: Yes, I have two baby.

602
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Speaker 4: Goats as pets. Two baby goats as pets. Make it

603
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Speaker 4: quick words to baby go it's as pets.

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Speaker 2: M you have pets. I'm gonna kick you out of

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Speaker 2: the shop.

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Speaker 4: Will just give me two seconds? Coming to me, It's

607
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Speaker 4: coming to me, it's coming to Oh my goodness, it's arrived.

608
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Speaker 2: You married. No, damn it, get out.

609
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Speaker 3: You just won the awards of the decade for the

610
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Speaker 3: dumbest thing said this decade.

611
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Speaker 2: It went to you, mate.

612
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Speaker 3: You took out everybody else with some amazing nominations again

613
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Speaker 3: from you guys.

614
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Speaker 2: But you couldn't.

615
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Speaker 3: You just couldn't, pit Woody, I mean you couldn't. I

616
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Speaker 3: mean you've got the medallion around your neck.

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Speaker 8: Now.

618
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Speaker 2: You said the Great Wall of China was in India.

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Speaker 2: We've heard the audio a.

620
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Speaker 3: Million times over and It actually is genuinely viral on

621
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Speaker 3: Facebook now it has ten million views.

622
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Speaker 2: It's gone huge in India. Apparently I'm known in India.

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Speaker 2: You're known. No, No, I've got a friend of mine

624
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Speaker 2: who traveled India.

625
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, and apparently it came up in conversation, what Woody,

626
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Speaker 4: this guy, this guy with this guy who's radio showing

627
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Speaker 4: austral Will and Woody. Apparently I thought the Great Wall

628
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Speaker 4: was here. Apparently that it's the talk of the town,

629
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Speaker 4: right with everyone to meet me in which town? Mumbai specifically,

630
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Speaker 4: I don't know why.

631
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Speaker 2: And Mumba. It just really kicked off there.

632
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but look, the reality is you do share the award.

633
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Speaker 3: It's not just for you. And before we get to

634
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Speaker 3: kan KONJACKI O the arrow power is on. But mate,

635
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 3: your dad was the person that you had to confirm.

636
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Speaker 3: We didn't know who wants to be a millionaire style scenario.

637
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Speaker 3: You phoned a friend, you called your dad. He was

638
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Speaker 3: the one that, via process of elimination, knocked out Japan.

639
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Speaker 2: That was huge from dad, that was huge.

640
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Speaker 4: He took out Korea, but eventually he fell on India.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't.

642
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 4: We both went sure between India and China. And amazingly,

643
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Speaker 4: we do have my old man on the phone right

644
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 4: now because he deserves this just as much as daddy.

645
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Speaker 10: You know. Yeah, boys, this is a big moment, the

646
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Speaker 10: big day in my life. I'm very, very emotional, but

647
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Speaker 10: I'll try to keep it together. Yeah, yeah, big day. Look,

648
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Speaker 10: there's a lot of people obviously would like to thank you.

649
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Speaker 10: Just don't get an award like this easily in the

650
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Speaker 10: long road. My parents for number one. I wish out

651
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Speaker 10: here alive today to see, you know what a good

652
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Speaker 10: education can do for someone with limited ability, maybe so

653
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Speaker 10: toughed if they knew about this award. My teachers, my

654
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Speaker 10: history teacher mister Cotter, my geography teacher, mister Robinson, they said,

655
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Speaker 10: I'd never amount to anything to keep trying, Stephen. One

656
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 10: day you will be you'll win an award. And I

657
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 10: just wish they you know, I just I just can't say.

658
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Speaker 10: I'm just overcome.

659
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Speaker 2: You've been playing out there. Dad.

660
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Speaker 10: Are you very around tonight?

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Speaker 8: What?

662
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Speaker 2: Yes? Are you cooking? Absolutely?

663
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll bring a bottle over.

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Speaker 10: That, bring a bottle of champagne. We'll kick paint the

665
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Speaker 10: town red.

666
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds good.

667
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Speaker 4: You've lost all your clients since that moment. It was

668
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 4: announced today, which is tough, but look, to be honest,

669
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Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't want somebody in charge of my business

670
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Speaker 4: who thought the Great Wall of China was in India

671
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Speaker 4: to be fare Will.

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Speaker 10: I'm just going to say, I'm probably not a good

673
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Speaker 10: idea that I named the schools that I went to.

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Speaker 7: Is it?

675
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Speaker 10: There might be a mess withdrawal that secret?

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Speaker 2: Have a wonderful Tuesday night.

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