WEBVTT - #171: Too Much Admin 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:06.760 This is it just really hosted by a couple of mitches. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:12.760 Ye you yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.440 Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:18.800 as a full one shot coffee? Bullshit, he's serious. Yeah, 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:23.200 I'm going to good god. Now what is it that 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:28.000 says there is no caffeine in our house? It is 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:32.240 Hui and mitchual coops. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:36.320 Oh hello you, Oh hello sweetie? You a bit crook? 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:36.680 Are you? 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.879 Oh my god? I'm hoping I don't sound bad? Do 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.200 I sound? Do I sound sick? Do I sound riddled 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.520 with COVID? Like I am really? 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:47.320 Actually, Because the way you made it out to us 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:49.440 when you were telling us I'm so sick, I thought 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.120 you'd be on your fucking deathbed. I thought, right, I'm 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.320 on my own. I'm going to have to get a 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:57.200 fill in host or something. But like you're surprisingly looking okay. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.360 Yeah, thank you. Well, this is the this is the 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.320 third time I've had COVID, and it's the end of 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.320 my like seven day run with it. So I am 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.679 feeling the best I've been. But I'm at home. I've 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.800 got I've got some tales to tell about this. This 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.000 my third run with Covid. Great name for a novel. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.280 Actually my third time with my third date with covid. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:15.479 That's what my gym's about this week. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:17.280 Oh okay, we'll save it for your ridgim. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.880 Yeah, but I'm home. I'm home with bloody Covid. How 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.880 are you you look? On the other hand, one Mitch 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.119 is down and out, but you look You're glowing and 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:24.959 you look snashed. 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.400 It's the BBE cream dull, that's all. It is. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.480 What it is. They're paying it like Carrie Bickmore's the 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.240 face of BB cream. You're the face of BB cream. Everyone? 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:34.759 What is bb Who is Bee? 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.360 I've got no idea what BB sands for? Actually, Jenna's 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:38.920 not even here. I can't get it at Google that I'll 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:39.759 have to do that myself. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.000 Yeah, Price Keeper Jenna is not available. I've got COVID 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.760 and I'm still here, but Price Cream nowhere to be found. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:49.320 I know she always seems to abandon us during our 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.919 darkest moments when we might need to lean on someone 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:56.120 for support. She wasn't here for your breakup announcement. Yes, 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:59.040 she wasn't here when I was detailing my myriad of 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.040 assaults and the. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.440 Five pultiple assaults. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:05.920 It's always been we're talking potentially personal and deep shit 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:09.560 that she's never here as a loving friend, a loving 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:10.520 shoulder to cry on. 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:12.600 Yeah, and I hate to be that person, but she's 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:16.000 gotten too comfortable with calling him sick, like I've been 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:18.160 off sick from work this whole week and I've felt 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.560 so guilty taking one, let alone five days off work. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.480 She doesn't give her shit. And she used to make 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.920 up excuses as we know they'd be paragraphed my cat, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.880 my stupid cat. But now it's I've got pilates clashes 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:31.520 with the podcast. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.600 I won't be now today. She's actually got a work 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.880 commitment on, so I was like, that's fine, that's all good, 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.720 although she better be back in time for the Wednesday episode, 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.280 because hey, while we're talking of it coming up in 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:45.920 our Wednesday episode, episode one seventy two, we got someone 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.800 suggests in the Facebook group that Jenna our third Wheel, 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:50.720 should start doing and is It Just Me of her 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:55.400 own And before we even consider letting her do that 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.920 on the Monday episode, which is, you know, the is 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.000 It Just Me episode, she's going to have to order 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.000 for us. So that'll happen on Wednesday or will who 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:03.960 knows if she'll rock up. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:08.360 I've got real thoughts on this. I mean, listen, I 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.639 just think it's you wouldn't You wouldn't get one of 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.880 the contestants on Master Chef to get up and be 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.240 a judge. That's all I'm saying. Okay, that's all. That's 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.639 all I'm saying. You wouldn't get one of the biggest 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.120 loser contestants to get up and host the show. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:22.120 And start training them and start training It's not what 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.120 they're there for. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.760 And I'll happily be the Simon Cowell. I think we 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.919 all have our role on this show. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.799 Is that how you our hierarchy? You see us as 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.559 the host and Jenner as a contestant. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.519 Will she make it? Yeah? I shouldn't. I shouldn't have 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.720 used three reality show examples. There's not exactly what I mean. Okay, 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:41.200 you're at a doctor's surgery and and the receptionist goes, Hi, 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.000 I'm gonna administer your blood test. I'd be like, with 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:46.720 all due respect, Melanie, I don't want you to put 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:48.760 an IV group in my arm. I want them to 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.680 do that. Yeah, that's probably a better analogy in the 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:55.600 medical field, but I'm open to an audition. I'll happily 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.720 have my mind change. So that's Wednesday show. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.600 By the way, I'm sure you're stinging for an answer. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.600 BE stands for blemish balm. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:03.560 What's oh BB cream? 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.800 Yeah, BB cream, that's my covid brain. I'm like, what's 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.640 going I've just gone back to that earlier topic. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:10.640 Yeah, blemish barb. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.760 I just put it on because it like evens my 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.760 skin tones. And also it's got the SPS fifty in it, 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.160 so it's the sunscreen or whatever. So that's why I 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.560 wear it. And I'm not being paid a cent unlike 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:21.280 carry Big Moore. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.920 Just so you know, she's always flogging that BB cream 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:24.560 everywhere she. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:27.760 That's the one I use. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.520 Oh but you because I've noticed. I think I've made 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:30.839 that carry a bit more joke to your face. I 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:32.960 think it's so funny because she's always in all the ads. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:37.679 No funny story. I recently coming. I went to obviously 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.760 two Ways Over. But the first show, the girls Brittain 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.160 Laura had all their makeup done and I said, God, 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.039 they look so good, and they're like, can I do you? 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:46.919 So they did a bit of makeup on me, but 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.240 like they couldn't color match anyway. I felt so inadequate 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.040 because like, you, you know how to do your makeup 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.479 if you want. I was like, really makeup, Yeah, but 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.160 when you have done, and I've seen you in makeup, 0:04:58.360 --> 0:04:59.440 it looks flawless. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:03.360 Thank because I'm really paranoid because to me, as someone 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:06.960 who's clueless about makeup, I think I've done a great job. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.360 But then I worry that someone who is an expert 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.520 at makeup will look at my face and go, he 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.839 fucked it. He absolutely fucked that. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.520 That's a worry that I have also. But no, I 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:17.800 have thought about your makeup many a time, and it's 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:19.400 always flaws. Yeah, and it's gotten better. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.760 Oh thank you. I always aim for the i'm not 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.920 wearing makeup makeup look, and I think, on nahilis yea. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:26.480 Yeah, oh my god. Well that's what I wanted. So 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.240 I went to Mecca and I sat in the in 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.599 the little chair and a beauty therapist like or a 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.040 makeup artist whatever they're called, you know how like it's Subway. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:39.280 They've got Sandwich artists in Mecca. They're like beauty officionados 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.720 or yeah, and they color matched me. And she's like, 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.599 do you want Nas. Do you want Anastasia Beverly Hills? 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.760 Do you want Charlotte Tillbury? And they color match me. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.200 Now I've got a concealer. Now I've got a setting spray, 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.280 a blush, and I have all the makeup that's color 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:55.960 matched to me and I can use it like a pro. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:59.240 Why was your color so tricky to match? You're white? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.840 No, no, let me tell you, Mitchell. If anyone wants 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:07.440 to know, google Nas Tira Massoux. That is my that's 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:12.680 my classes. Of course, it's fucking food. I'm like, oh, 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.839 I'm so happy with being Nas. Tira Massus. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.800 Have you got some fucking strawberry Lamington lip gloss to 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:22.919 go with it? Howda spelled Tira Massoux. I'm trying to 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:23.359 google this. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:28.640 T Ira Massu Messou was the bit that I. 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:32.520 Was struggling with. That's so unhelpful, m A s U. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:35.400 It just brings up Tira Massou. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.960 No, well, anyway, I'm Tira Masou and it goes under 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.640 my eyes and I feel so hot and flawless. So 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.440 that's my little makeup story for the week. 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:47.080 You need to stop gatekeeping all of your skin care remedies. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.760 I've asked you so many times. What the fuck's retinal? 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.680 Because you mentioned it all the time, don't even know 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.440 what it is? And I need to do something about 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:54.360 me under eyebags. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:58.039 Okay, you need to check yourself here, because I'm going 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:02.480 to call you out. I sent you a video. Oh, 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.440 I've sent you. I'm going to get it up. Now 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:05.880 I'm gonna play it. Ready, this is a video I 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:09.000 sent Mitchell three weeks ago. Ready, I showed you. I 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:09.840 promise you I'll show you it. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:10.960 I never did, but now I'm remembering. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.120 This is the retinal that I use. There you go, 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.320 I sent you a video. Down hang on, Mitchell, hang 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.560 on out. Your reply too confusing? 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.000 Well, I stand by that, but also, at what point 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.240 did you explain what retinol is? You just said this 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.720 is my retinal. I'm like, no, that wasn't my question. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.320 Well, it's not my job to explain what these things do. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.480 I'm just telling you what I use. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:31.360 What I wanted to know. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:36.960 What are you using for Mitchell? I don't know. I'll 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:37.440 just put it on. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.440 Why did you get onto it in the first place 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:40.800 if you don't even know what the fuck it is? 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:46.000 My sister TikTok the girl Mecca, the Beauty of Fishonado's. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.520 I'd see No. To be fair, I did watch that 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.920 video and I wrote down all of your recommendations because 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.760 and like found links to them, so that next time 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.600 I run out, I can buy the shit you recommended. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.440 But I don't know what retinol is. I'm not going 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:58.160 to go pissing away money if I don't even know 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:58.720 what it does. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.120 God, I'll google. Wait there what I will say? 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.200 Even though my under eye bags and my biggest insecurity. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.480 I saw a baby photo of me when I was 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:12.160 back home in bog Gate, and even at not even 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.760 one year old, I had eyebags. I was like, Okay, 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:18.400 maybe it's genetic because I was thinking, oh, I'm so 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.560 slack with this skincare. Look at the state of my bags. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.560 But I've had them since birth. I've just been perpetually 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.840 tied my whole life. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.760 Mitchell, you don't even have eyebags. You need to relax. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.480 Yeah, I've got a conceala on them today. That's why 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:30.240 it doesn't look like it. 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:33.559 Here we go. What is retinol. It minimizes final lines 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:37.120 and wrinkles by plumping the skin, clears clogged paws, brightens 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:41.200 the complexion treats acne, refined skin texture, fades sun spots, 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:45.280 and improve skin elasticity. Okay, how can one thing do 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:45.960 so much? 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.080 But I thought that serum did all that shit. See 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:48.920 it's confusing. 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:51.240 Yeah, I know, I've got so much shit. I got 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.760 a hyaluronic acid, I've got a nicosimmerdyde, I've got a retinol. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:56.720 Are you making this shit up? Or they? 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:56.880 Are? 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:57.960 They legit products? 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.200 They're legit products. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:08:59.880 Wow, they're real. 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:02.800 Yeah, they're real. Are my skincare routine? I think there's 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.040 like a eight part daily skincare routine, four cereums in 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:06.959 the morning for at night. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.240 I mean, maybe this is a discussion for off the cloud. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.679 But if you could condense that and tell me which 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.840 one out of the eight can afford to be sacrificed, 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.160 because that can't be fucking around with eight steps. I'll 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.320 lose interest, especially when you have to wait for them 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:19.959 all to dry. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.760 True. No, well that's why I turn the blow dryer on. Yeah, 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.280 drizy serums. I'm not joking. I stand there buck naked 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.520 with my blow dryer blowing me, so to speak. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.000 I haven't actually tried that hack yet, but I do 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.800 remember you mentioning that, and I was like amazing, because 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:39.040 I try and time my routine around letting certain things dry. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.960 Like I'll put the serum on and then I'll do 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.800 my hair, brush my teeth and then hope to fuck 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:46.760 that in the time it's taken me to kill time 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.319 it's dry, and then the moisturizer. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:50.520 I'm the same. I'll get out of the shower, one 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.680 serum on or under the bathroom, put my pajamas on, 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.480 and in my brain I go, well, in that time 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:56.960 that it's drying, I'm putting my pajamas on. I'm being 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:58.679 productive exactly. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.440 Work smart, not hard mate, totally. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.040 Also, you haven't noticed, Mitchell. Yeah, I'm doing November. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:06.840 Oh you are too? 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:08.319 Do you like it? 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:13.080 I don't dislike it, but I hadn't noticed it because 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:14.880 your face is behind the mike. Are you really going 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.360 to commit to that for the whole in November. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.000 I'm doing it for the whole month. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.080 I would have expected it to be a bit longer 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.280 by now. I actually, no, it is still early, isn't it? 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:22.920 Nine days? 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:23.200 Yeah? 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:24.840 This is this is a this is a week long. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:26.959 It was actually a COVID thing. I didn't start. I 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.160 actually haven't even created a web page. I'm not doing 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:32.839 it officially, I'm just like growing it for the month. Actually, 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:34.760 maybe I shouldn't say I'm doing November and not raise 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.120 any money. Maybe I should make a web page. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.440 That's like me saying I'm going to be brave and shave, 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.480 and people go good on you. Where can I donate? 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.760 And I'm like, no, I just meant personally, I'm going 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.120 to be brave. I'm not raising money for cancer or anything. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.760 That's actually a really good point. I didn't think that through. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:53.680 I'm here to say I'm not doing November. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.160 Now you've done yourself as whole. Is that really the 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.480 only part of your facial hair that grows? Just that part? 0:10:58.760 --> 0:10:59.800 No, I'm shaving my bier. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.360 Oh right, I thought you said it was a COVID thing. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.480 No, No, it was so about two days ago. I'm like, 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.400 my facial has out of control. I want to see 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.240 what I look like with a mustache. So I kept 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.640 the mustache and then and then I'm like, oh, it's November. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.400 Maybe I'll just do it for fun. But you're right, 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.199 I can't say that I'm doing it and then not actually. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:18.800 No, cause then you've got to stick with it. Until 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:21.840 the end of November it is. Anyway, how many November 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.559 puns are you going to try and commit to. We've 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.679 got Mugvember our mugs on sale November. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.800 Yeah, November sounds better than Mugvember. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.240 Hey, we've been over this. There's no other month that 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.400 works better for mugs. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.040 We've tried. We've tried Muffvember. It'd be good if we 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.679 were selling you know, clip piercings, but unfortunately the manufacturer 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:41.480 couldn't get them done in time. Yeah. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.079 By the way, can I just say on that note, 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:48.200 the mugs are selling like hotcakes. We've already sold out 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.000 the first batch in the first week. But that's fine. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:52.880 They're not done at us so we can order more. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.760 So yeah, keep the mug orders coming. They're only open 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.000 until the end of November, so make sure you get 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:03.320 your your tea, ear a mug ordered before it's too late. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.280 I know. Well, let's start the show. If it's your 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.320 first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? Every 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.440 week we start the show with an is it just me? 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.800 Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.439 And it's something we notice, hate or appreciate. Correct that 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.400 COVID FOG's plain up, isn't it? 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.640 It really is? And with my normal brain fog plus 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.320 COVID brain fog, my brain is just blue mountain coming fog. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.480 I will say that my agent today is about something 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.760 my parents are pressuring me to do, and like any 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:34.439 time they try to get me to do anything, I'm 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:35.440 fucking pushing back. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:39.240 Baby, good, good, Okay, I'm ready for my agent. Should 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:39.480 I jump? 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:40.160 All right, let's go? 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:47.480 Is it just me? Is getting COVID in twenty twenty three? 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.959 Essentially twenty twenty four more embarrassing than it is worrying? 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.760 Kind of My response when you told me that you 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:57.240 have COVID was fuck, what year is it? And also 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.800 it was a bit triggering because I was like, I 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.400 forgot that that was a problem that people can still have. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:06.040 Yes, I have it. And the first time I got 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:09.400 COVID was I documented it heavily on here. My partner 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.440 at the time was allergic essentially died on Christmas Day, 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.400 like actually coded. We had to call an ambulance, had 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.199 to like resuscitate him, bringing him back to life, take 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.920 him to hospital. On Christmas Day. I then tested positive. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:22.079 I then thought I was going to die. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.760 And at the time that was the scariest thing because 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.960 it was like someone we know has COVID. Oh my god, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.360 that's so dramatic. But now I'm just like, pah, you'll 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:30.720 be right. 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.520 There was an article, remember it was like but loved 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:38.320 radio presenter, oh Be's talker jury test positive for COVID, 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.920 And it was a whole thing. And then now I've 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.880 had it once, I've had it twice. This is my 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.800 third time, and it's probably a good thing that it's 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.400 becoming part of our life and thank God for the vaccines, 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:52.480 et cetera. But I am not as anxious about it. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:56.000 I'm more embarrassed to the point where like I had 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.760 hooked up with someone the day before the day really 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.000 I tested that night because I thought, I'm sniff lely, 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.839 I should probably test, and I hooked up with someone. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.800 Wait wait, wait when did you when do you reckon? 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.120 You got COVID? 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:06.719 Well? 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.600 I got it. On tour the final show was in 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:11.680 Brisbane and Laura, my co host, and when that that 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:16.560 was Wednesday night, she tested positive, her husband tested positive, 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.040 our friend and producer Keisha tested positive. Like everyone on 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.480 the tour fell on Thursday. I didn't test because I 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.120 didn't feel sick. I came in. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:29.920 But wait, Diday, Thursday last week when we recorded the podcast, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.960 Remember you kept coughing off Mike and you were complaining 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.080 about a scratchy throat, and I tried to find some 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:36.800 strepsils for you, but i'd run out. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:39.680 Oh my god, I completely forgot it, and I thought 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:40.640 the cough was muted. 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:44.120 Yeah, but your cough was just that fucking bellowing that 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.120 even with the mic off, we all heard it. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.320 Well, it was COVID, But how did. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:52.360 I not catch it from you? Especially because we made. 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:56.400 Out after the show. You're exactly right. Well, that's also 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.280 my point. Yeah, hooked up with someone on the Friday 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.640 and it was fine, and they still don't have it. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.400 They've tested every day and it's been a week since. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.680 I mean, we're recording on Thursday again. It's no one 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.760 is getting it around me. But wow, that's interesting. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.320 You're just not contagious. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:13.680 Well, you know what I found funny? Do you remember 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.400 the feeling and anyone who went through that COVID panic 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.360 like we're talking about in like the twenty twenties and 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:20.920 twenty twenty one, where you'd get a rat test and 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:22.840 they'd go you put it up your nose, you put 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.520 it in your throat, you drop it into the little 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:28.360 droplet thing, and then you'd wait fifteen minutes and you'd 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.040 be looking at that thing and the line would start 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.200 to emerge at about the ten minute mark, and then 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:34.360 it would be thick and black. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.040 Honestly, the two times I've had COVID, I didn't even 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.400 have to wait ten minutes. It was almost instant the 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:40.120 line appeared. 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.160 That's my point. I almost I so much has touched 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:46.600 the rat test. I looked at it and I was like, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.080 blackfit two lines. I'm like, oh my god, I am COVID. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.120 COVID is in my DNA, It's running through my body. 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.000 Remember in the early days of COVID, it was like, oh, 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:58.080 someone sippled it could be COVID. These days, to me, 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:01.320 it's so obvious if I've got COVID or not. Do 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.080 you remember how earlier this year I had to cancel 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.560 or postpone I should say I had to postpone my 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.760 Melbourne International Comedy Festival show because I got COVID. Yeah, 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.000 those shows were going to be on the weekend. I 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.040 woke up on a Wednesday at like three a m. 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.600 And I just thought to myself, Nah, I've got COVID, 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.400 and then I just went back to sleep, like I 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.280 just recognized it because it's such a unique sickness. I 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:24.840 knew it was COVID. And then of course when I 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.560 woke up, I felt like dog shit and I was like, 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.440 I probably don't even need to test, but just as 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.360 a mere formality, I'll get a friend to drop a 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:32.760 test off. But I know it's COVID. 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.760 Yeah. The body aches and they're like moving my eyes 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.360 was I was sore, moving my eyes and it's like 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:43.040 this general like, oh my god, I'm so sore. Yeah, 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.200 the sore throat was the worst. Anyway, it's not well, 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.240 he's me. I'm very lucky that I'm on the other side. 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.800 And it's just such a weird experience to go something 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:53.400 that we were also terrified two years ago. Now I'm 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.200 just living in my house. It's absolutely bizarre. 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:59.280 Soh Yeah, like I said earlier this year, when I went, ah, 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.360 I think I've got I just went back to sleep. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:05.360 I was like, yeah, it's fine, seriously, yeah, And I'm like, oh, well, 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.439 go on another hookup. Why not? May as well? You know, 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:08.320 so you've done. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:11.640 Another test because I didn't admit this at the time 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.399 because I had to postpone shows and people were pissed 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.480 off at me. But I tested that weekend and by 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.320 Saturday I was testing negative. So I only had it Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:24.199 and so I technically could have done my Melbourne shows, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:26.119 but by that point we'd already postponed it. And so 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:28.479 I went out on Saturday and someone saw me out 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.360 the night and goes, I'm just supposed to be home 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.240 with COVID because you can't do your shows, and I 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.480 was like, don't fucking tell anyone in Melbourne. But I'm fine. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:36.640 Now to technicality. 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:39.840 Now I get this. I tested positive on Friday and 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.160 it's Thursday today and I'm still testing positive. 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:43.720 Oh so you are still testing positive. 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.879 Yeah, and I'm still symptomatic. So that's why I've had 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.159 to I've haven't done any radio shows all week because 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:49.080 COVID policy. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.000 Oh so this is the only broadcast thing you've done 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:51.480 all week. 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.800 This is the only time my voice has been shared 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.959 to the Australian people this week. You're welcome. Everyone has 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:02.360 woken up going. We need Mitchell curious thoughts on hot topics. 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:03.120 Where is he. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.359 Much that you still wanted to do the podcast because 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.680 I said to you, I'm guessing you won't be doing 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:10.480 the show, and you said, of course, Sam, Yeah. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.120 No, I wouldn't have missed out, No way, no way. 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.159 Too many fill in shows this year. I'm dedicated to 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:15.200 what's the name of the show again? 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:18.919 This is the pickup I know it's called is it 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:20.760 just Me? Thanks to Chemi's warehouse. 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:23.840 Because it's just me? 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:28.399 You can follow the show online. Just search a couple 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.600 of mitches. If you don't, you're a dighead. 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:31.959 All right. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.080 Coming up in our next episode, episode one seventy two, 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:37.960 Like I said, we're going to be auditioning Jens is 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:39.480 it just me? To see if she has what it 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:43.000 takes to do it? On the Monday episode. But also 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:48.200 coming up, one of our most beloved fast food outlets 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:56.240 has made a big change. Oh god, you're frozen, Mitchell. 0:18:57.960 --> 0:18:58.720 Oh I've lost him? 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:01.120 Oh here we go. The internet is the whole time? 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:02.919 You just froze on me as I was talking? 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.320 Was I frozen in a hot position? I've been trying 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.320 to pose the whole time in case this happened. 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:10.080 Your eyes were sort of glazed over. I thought he's 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:12.320 just lost interest in our Wednesday episode if he doesn't 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:13.640 give a fuck wife to anyone else? 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:15.960 How is my internet? Sorry? Can you see me? You 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:16.320 can hear me? 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:17.840 Yes, I can hear you. I can also hear the 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:19.600 fucking birds outside? What's going on? 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:20.239 Oh? 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:20.840 Can you hear that? 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.320 I'm in a soundproof studio? Mate, it can't be on 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:24.800 this end. 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:29.760 That's true. No, there's yeah. Well, I'm my I'm at 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:31.800 my house with my parents. They're living like the near 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:34.480 the beach. So there's just sea eagles flying outside the window. 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:36.159 I can't believe that they're that loud that you can 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.520 hear it on your microphone, because that thing is noise canceling. 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.000 It is noise canceling. Also, all the doors are shut, 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:43.240 so I can see the birds as they're frolicking in 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:43.680 the pool. 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:45.879 Go shoot them? Please? 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:52.359 Sorry? Hey rack Off, thanks eager, No worries. Sorry Wednesday episode. 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:53.200 I'm so excited. 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.040 Yeah, I will say one dropout. That's pretty good. Do 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.680 you remember when I was working from home in twenty 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:01.399 twenty one for like three or four months. Yeah, that 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:03.240 was a bit of a fucking nightmare. You wouldn't know 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:05.960 listening because I edited out whenever the internet dropped out. 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:07.680 But oh my god, it was such a pain. 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:12.199 Seriously, like, those days were horrendous and we tried, we 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:13.720 made them work, but they were hard. 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:16.320 There is zero delay between us right now, Ready you finish. 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:19.960 I'll count to five and you finish it. Ready, one, two, three, 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.720 finish where you just keep counting. I thought there was 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:26.200 a really. 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:28.480 Bad lag, and I thought you meant you were going 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:30.359 to get to five. Sorry, no, this is how you 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:30.920 test the. 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:34.800 Delay between people. I'll count to five, but as in 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:37.520 I'll get to three and you take over. Okay, Sorry 0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:39.560 I didn't get you know, I probably explained it like 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:40.720 a cockad. My apologies. 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:45.280 All right, ready, one, two, three, four five. 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:46.040 That's stunning. 0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:48.480 It's like we're in the same room with each other. 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:48.680 I know. 0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:51.760 It's beautiful, except I can't smell your bo Best of 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:52.879 both world, Dalin. 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:57.680 I hope this can nit the allegations in the bud 0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:59.680 for the final time that we do actually get along. 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:00.439 Yeah, of course. 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:02.720 Yeah. You know there are some radio shows in this 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:05.879 country where the hosts despise each other and they still 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:07.760 have to record with each other every day and they 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:08.200 fake it. 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:11.520 Oh yeah. It's always celebrated as some miracle. When people 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:15.200 say and your radio show, you guys as a duo, 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:18.440 you genuinely get along, don't you. It's like, yeah, you'd 0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:19.280 fucking hope, so. 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.639 You'd fucking want to. And all the time you spend together, 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:24.280 we see each other more than we see you know, 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:25.320 family members. 0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:28.520 Yeah, titally. Anyway, as I was saying, our next episode 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:31.120 one two, pardon. 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:34.920 Me, oh, this episode is I've got fucking birds chirping 0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:37.320 you're farting chart. 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:39.200 I just had a sit of sparkling water. 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:41.720 Imagine if I insinuated it was a fart, you didn't 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:45.320 call it out, and everyone just thought you farted the microphone. 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:48.440 Do you know what Wednesday's episode? Forget about it? 0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:53.119 So many times something all happened. No, No, I agree 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:55.120 with you. There is a massive change coming to one 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.080 of the country's most beloved fast food restaurants. 0:21:57.119 --> 0:22:01.240 Yes, it's not good, and this change will divide us 0:22:01.320 --> 0:22:02.720 as a team, I believe. 0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:06.760 Well, there's been division in this podcast before, and we've 0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:09.920 gotten through and we will continue to persevere't this won't 0:22:09.960 --> 0:22:10.440 stop us. 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.119 I think I'm going to have a very different opinion 0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:15.520 on this major fast food change. Then everyone would expect 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:16.600 me to what did that? 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:18.480 Okay, all right, all right, well that's coming up on 0:22:18.520 --> 0:22:20.840 Wednesday's episode. Why don't you do your region? 0:22:20.920 --> 0:22:23.120 Yep, I'm ready, let's go kim me and please, Bradley, 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:30.440 is it just me? Do you have no desire to 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:34.359 own property? Because it sounds too fucking stressful? 0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:38.080 Oh god, you've reaped my mind. Well you know this 0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:40.000 is your regin. But you know where I'm at. I'm 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:41.960 at home with my parents, and the plan was six 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:43.800 months at home and then I'm going to start looking 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:47.440 at maybe buying or renting. And I've started that process 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:51.000 and I've stopped it very quickly because really, mind fuck. 0:22:51.240 --> 0:22:54.400 I do recall you telling me that I had permission 0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:56.600 to start nagging you if you hadn't moved out of 0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:59.840 your parents' place by October November. But for once a 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:03.280 goddamn life, I've read the room. I don't think you're 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:06.000 in the headspace to be nagged right now, says take 0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:07.080 your time. 0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:10.280 Keep reading that room and move on. Yes, you're right. 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:11.680 Well are you looking at buying a house? 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:14.320 Well no, not at all. It is so far from 0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:17.800 being on my radar, right, And so what's happened is 0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:22.720 my bloody little brother has just bought his own place 0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:24.919 with his girlfriend in newcas Baby. 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:25.320 Mark. 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:29.320 Yes, Mark is now a property fucking owner. And the 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.800 thing with that is that obviously my sister already was. 0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:33.800 Her and her husband have owned their place for years, 0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:37.880 and it was similar to when Nicole was the only 0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:40.040 married one. Mark and I, my brother and I were 0:23:40.040 --> 0:23:42.800 both single, and so she was the odd one out. 0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:44.560 And then all of a sudden when Mark got a girlfriend, 0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:47.760 I was like, fuck, I'm the token single. But now 0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:50.560 that he's just bought a place, I'm the token renter. 0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:53.679 And you bet your ass that mum and dad are 0:23:53.680 --> 0:23:56.119 putting the pressure on for me to buy a place. Now. 0:23:56.680 --> 0:24:00.520 Oh I get you, But first of all, fucking plumbing must. 0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.520 Be bringing in the bag carpentry. 0:24:03.160 --> 0:24:05.439 Carpentry. So well, he did your parents' bathroom, didn't he? 0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:07.760 Yeah he built it. He didn't be the plumbing for it. 0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:10.880 Oh yeah, shows shows what I know. Good on him. Okay, 0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:13.040 So when you went back to the farm for the 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.880 boging gate shows, what did your parents did? They sit 0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:17.320 you down and go mate, it's time. 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:20.920 It wasn't like an intervention, but Mark made the call. 0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:23.120 We knew that he was looking to buy a property, 0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:25.960 and he made the call back home to say we 0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:29.359 got it. It's all locked in, it's happening, and Mum 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.119 was like, oh, I'm so happy for your mate. And 0:24:31.119 --> 0:24:33.960 then as soon as Mum got off the phone, do 0:24:34.000 --> 0:24:36.560 you want to know what she said to me? What 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:41.320 she said, maybe when you and Sean decide to get 0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:43.360 your act together, you can buy a place and live 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:49.399 with each other. Excuse me, get our act together and 0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:52.480 buy a place. I was like, well, the only way 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:54.720 that's going to happen is if you die, which can 0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:58.000 absolutely be arranged. If you take that tone with me again, Jane, 0:24:59.480 --> 0:25:00.160 you watch. 0:25:00.480 --> 0:25:02.760 True Wow the shade. 0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:05.760 I know we don't even live together. Don't you rent 0:25:05.800 --> 0:25:08.280 first and then buy a place. Isn't that how it works? 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:10.760 Mark and his girlfriend lived together for two years before 0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:11.520 they bought a place. 0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:14.080 Definitely, I mean, you know he's still fucking a squish 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:16.200 mellow every night. You've got to make sure you've got 0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:19.120 priorities to work out. Now, in my head, you need 0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:21.959 to live together first, because, trust me, living together is 0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:24.959 very different to dating someone exactly, very different. 0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:28.560 By the way, side, note you mentioned squish mellows. You 0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:30.520 know what Sean said to me when I was staying 0:25:30.520 --> 0:25:32.400 at home in bogen Gate and he was back in Sydney. 0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:36.080 He said to me, Oh, I miss you. I don't 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:37.679 have you or your squish mellow. 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:40.160 Where was the squish mellow at my place? 0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:41.160 But I was in boging Gate. 0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.800 Oh he was, and he was at his place. Oh God, 0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:45.479 did you slap him across the face. 0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:48.040 He knows that I'm jealous of that stupid thing, so 0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:49.679 he said. That just pissed me off. But no, I 0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:53.080 agree with you. Getting back to the point, what if 0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:56.280 we don't survive living together in a rental. We can't 0:25:56.280 --> 0:25:58.399 be buying a place and then moving into it, can we? 0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:03.400 Surelye Mitchell and speak. I speak as someone who has 0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:03.800 done it. 0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:06.840 I lived with a partner for three years and I 0:26:06.880 --> 0:26:09.000 thought marriage was going to happen. I thought, yeah, the 0:26:09.000 --> 0:26:11.200 house was going to happen, and it all fell to pieces. 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:15.160 Do not buy something with your partner until you've it's 0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:17.520 been tried and tested. Please, oh please. 0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:21.040 I don't plan to. But that's not even my biggest concern. 0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:23.920 It's not even about buying a place with Sean. It's 0:26:23.960 --> 0:26:27.760 just buying a place in fucking general. It just sounds 0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:30.960 like a lot of effort because mom and dad was saying, 0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:33.959 come on, mate, you could look for an apartment in 0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:36.600 your complex. You could just stay where you're living, blah 0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:39.639 blah blah. And this is They've been nagging long before 0:26:39.680 --> 0:26:41.480 Mark bought a place, but now that he has it, 0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:42.879 there's even more pressure on me. 0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:43.720 They've upped it. 0:26:43.800 --> 0:26:46.760 Yeah, and they said, we know it's solicitor that can 0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:48.600 help you with all the legal stuff. I said, what 0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:52.280 the fuck solicitor? Why there's solicitors involved with buying a place? 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.080 So you just need a real estate agent and Heed 0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:55.359 some money. Isn't that outworks? 0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:57.880 Oh my god, can I tell you every person, every 0:26:57.920 --> 0:26:59.800 man and their dog has a solicit friend. I went 0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:02.920 to brunch with another friend of my age and she's like, listen, 0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:04.600 if you thought about getting into the market, I've got 0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:07.399 a great mortgage buyer. I'm like, I don't have a 0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:10.719 great mortgage buyer. How do you all know these people? 0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:12.080 I don't even know what. 0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:13.000 That shit is. 0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:17.280 I've got no idea. Why is there a solicitor involved? Already? 0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:17.840 For me? 0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:20.720 Too many cooks in the kitchen, and fucking frankly, I 0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:24.399 don't feel like cooking. I'm a reporter. Seriously, once you 0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:28.000 start throwing in the technical jargon around property, like fucking 0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:34.320 rates and stamp duty, fucking strata, all that stuff, it's 0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:36.280 just too much. It just sounds like a lot of 0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:39.679 admin mortgages, a lot of stress. I just can't be 0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:41.560 bothered dealing with it. I'm happy being a renter. 0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:46.719 I agree. Then they go, oh, the RBA have raised 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:50.399 interest rates. My interest rates couldn't be fucking lower. In 0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:52.200 the topic, I've got no interest. 0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:56.200 I'm quite comfy with interest rates not affecting me one 0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:57.560 bit at the moment. 0:27:57.720 --> 0:27:58.480 So me too. 0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:01.880 You know that a friend of mine, she works full 0:28:01.920 --> 0:28:04.879 time and she owns her apartment, she had to take 0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:07.680 on extra freelance work on top of her full time 0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:09.560 job because of the interest rates. And I was like, 0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:12.040 I'm just quite happy with that shit not. 0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:14.960 Affecting me at the moment, totally, totally. I don't know 0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:16.040 if we're ever going to be able to do it. 0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:17.040 It's so fucking expected. 0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:19.760 Mum and Dad. I don't know if it's because in 0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:22.920 their generation, when they were my age, it was piece 0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:24.879 of piss minor place. I don't think they understand that 0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.120 it's easier said than done. 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:29.520 It's so unfair, Like our parents sold a fucking potato 0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:32.280 and did a gig on the street and bought a 0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:36.280 house and now it's worth millions plus. It's very hard. 0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:38.400 The standard isn't the same. 0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:41.440 But also I don't want to buy an apartment because 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.400 a friend of mine owns not even an apartment. It's 0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:47.400 like a villa, you know, it's its own standalone place, 0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:50.719 but it's in a sort of complex. And they are 0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.520 still even though they own their place, they are still 0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:57.120 beholden to fucking Strata. They got in trouble from Strata 0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.760 for putting Christmas lights and decorations and shit on their 0:28:59.800 --> 0:29:02.320 own house. They fucking own it. 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:05.480 Yeah, Strata is next level. You pay per quarter. There's 0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:07.640 four quarters in a year. I mean everyone knows that, 0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:11.800 but it's but do you know what strata is like 0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:14.600 the Strata fees are Nah, it's very confusing, though. Strata 0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:18.520 is like Strata's like you pay and then that then 0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:20.560 goes to say, for example, the lift breaks or they 0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:23.520 need to repaint the building on the outside, everyone's already 0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:25.040 paid for it because you're paying Strata. 0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:27.960 Then don't Strata only really take care of My grandmother 0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:30.640 was telling me that if she has some sort of 0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:33.120 damage to the outside of her house. Strata will step in, 0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:34.840 but on the inside they're like, you're on your own. 0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:38.000 Bitch, Yes, that's true. Well what's the point. I know, 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.240 I don't get it. It's all true. I don't go outside. 0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:42.120 I know. I'm bitch. That's why I'm happy with mum 0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:44.160 and Dad. They're the only people I've got to deal with. 0:29:44.320 --> 0:29:45.320 Fantastic how I don't. 0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:46.840 Think you should rush into buying a place, but surely 0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:48.840 you can get a rental. You need to experience living 0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:52.240 on your own a single man. That's a different batchelor path. 0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:52.920 How fun will that be? 0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:53.920 Do you think it'd be fun? 0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:58.040 Actually I haven't had the living alone, being single experience either, 0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:00.760 because I've only just moved out into own place. Well 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:02.040 it was actually a year ago, but I was with 0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:02.800 Sean already. 0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:03.920 Oh my god, you haven't. 0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:05.560 If you're listening, you're dumped. 0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:10.480 I am excited for a single bachelor era. But also 0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:13.720 I'm dating people, and the whole point of dating others 0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:15.800 is to get into a relationship. So I need to 0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:18.800 stop dating because, like there's been multiple conversations with people 0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:21.360 where I've had to go we could either be something 0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:23.880 or we have to end it. I don't like it. So, like, 0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:25.720 what's the point of dating if you're not gonna end 0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:26.160 up with someone? 0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:26.600 Do you know what I mean? 0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:27.520 It's counterintuitive. 0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:31.440 I think you know the answer to that question. What's 0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:33.160 the point of dating if not to end up in 0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:33.920 a relationship? 0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:34.560 To fuck? 0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:35.040 Oh? 0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:35.480 To fuck? 0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:35.720 Yeah? 0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:37.360 Right, you're right, good point, good point. I gotta write 0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:38.720 that one down. Actually, that's a good point. 0:30:38.920 --> 0:30:41.040 Anyway. I'm glad we're on the same page about buying 0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:44.120 property to sounding too overwhelming, although maybe I'm doing that 0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:46.600 thing I often do where I kind of it's more 0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:49.640 overwhelming in my head than it actually is in practice, 0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:52.400 because that's what deters me, apart from the fact that 0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:54.520 I can't fucking afford it. I'm just like, eh, yeah, 0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:56.720 too hard. And so I put in our Facebook group 0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:59.560 asking if we have any real estate idiots, and we 0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.239 had Simmron give me her number. So I told her 0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.680 I'm going to call, but I didn't tell what I'm 0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:06.640 calling about. Really, I just kind of need to figure 0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:09.760 out how tricky is the process of buying a place. 0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:13.120 Is it a straightforward as me just calling her and saying, Hey, 0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:18.240 I want a property, give it yeah, account over the phone, totally. 0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:19.959 I think buying a house should be as easy as 0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:22.520 buying a pizza. So let's see how the process and 0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:23.240 process is. 0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:31.719 Let's give simmering Hello Simrin speaking Hi Simron, how are 0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.040 you good? Thank you? 0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:33.560 How are you? 0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:33.880 Yeah? 0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.760 Good? Listen. I was wanting to buy a property. Thank you. 0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:39.720 Okay, do you have a property in mind? 0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:40.680 No? 0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:43.400 No, just looking at any property? 0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:44.600 Yes, I just like one. 0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:46.160 Okay. 0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:48.400 I can't just give you one, but I can let 0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:50.600 you know the process of buying one. 0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:54.520 Do I want to know, Simron? I think you do. 0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:57.840 If you are looking at buying a property. I think 0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.480 it's always good to know what you're. 0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:00.000 What you're up again? 0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:02.400 Yeah, all right, So let's just say, for instance sake, 0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:05.200 it was that straightforward. I call the real estate and say, 0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:06.960 give me a property. What's the next step? 0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:10.560 Okay? So the next step is usually they'd ask you 0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:12.840 what your offer is. They'll give you a price guide, 0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:17.600 so let's say it is one million to one point 0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:23.200 one million, and then you'll give your offering. Usually we 0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:27.360 need it in writing and we present it to the owner. 0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:31.040 Once your owner has approved it, we'll send you an 0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:36.239 email letting you know congratulating you. Then we'd require some 0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:37.000 ADMIN from you. 0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:39.440 So that was that wasn't enough admin? 0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:44.920 No, that was not Then we need your ID, driver's license. 0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:48.200 You'd have to contact your solicitor and get them to 0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:53.080 review a contract, and then from there, your solicitor will 0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.320 let you know how you know whether or not to 0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:58.440 go ahead if there's any problems that you need to 0:32:58.480 --> 0:32:59.040 be aware of. 0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.480 What sort of problem would the solicitor be like, no, 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:02.320 don't go ahead. 0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:06.720 So a lot of new apartments, if they're not built 0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:10.280 correctly or if they have issues with the builder at 0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:13.880 the moment, a lot of new buyers would be left 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:18.800 with the expenses. That's something we're facing, you know, we 0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:21.640 have a lot of that at the moment. But if 0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:24.240 they say it's all good, you can go ahead. We'll 0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.000 just require your ID and then we'll send out your 0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:31.320 contract to you. So from there it would be starting 0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:34.479 to posit. So at our office, we do initial deposit 0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:35.880 of zero point two percent. 0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:37.960 I don't even know what any of that means. 0:33:38.280 --> 0:33:39.360 What are you talking about? 0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:43.800 And then once the property has gone through what we 0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:46.440 call a calling off period, So it's usually like a 0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:49.640 five day calling off period, which means anytime during those 0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:52.120 five days, if you find something out or if you 0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:55.080 change your mind, you can withdraw from the contact. 0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:58.360 Okay, but you will. 0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:04.160 Depending on how the solicitors and the vendors are feeling. 0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:07.160 You will lose tho therepon two five percent. That's here 0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:08.040 only downside of. 0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:13.360 That, fucking cimarn. So I will be completely and utterly 0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:16.000 honest with you. I appreciate you coming on. I'm sure 0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:21.480 you've been very thorough and very informative. However, I've completely 0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:25.000 lost interest because that's just too much. That is all 0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:25.680 too much. 0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:31.799 Yeah, it is a lot, very worthy, and that's why 0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:35.080 it's always easy to have a solicitor to go every everything, 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:37.080 and then they'll be able to just, you know, kind 0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:41.000 of simplify everything for you so that way you're only 0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:44.120 sending in your ID and you're paying and signing. 0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:46.360 Even one of the first steps you said was like 0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:48.520 putting an offer in writing. I'm like, oh, can't I 0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:51.040 just send a voice message totally writing? 0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:54.239 He has a pen and pape? What about asking for 0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:57.080 snapchat is official? If I can send wanted. 0:34:56.960 --> 0:35:04.800 To know if a snapchat counts, I could not appropriate 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:06.399 as long as there's writing on the screen. It needs 0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:08.200 being writing, okayty much? 0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:09.960 Yeah, and it's not like one of those one second 0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:11.839 ones where you know we lose a straight away. 0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:16.399 Yeah, of course, of course. All right, sim, appreciate your time. 0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:18.319 You have pretty much made up my mind that I 0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:20.279 truly can't be going through with any of this, and 0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:21.880 also I can't even afford it, So why are they 0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:22.480 pressuring me? 0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:26.200 No? Yeah, and my parents are doing the exact same thing, 0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.120 and they know I can't afford it as well. And 0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:30.640 I work in the real estate industry, so there's no 0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:31.920 way I'm doing anything at the moment. 0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:35.480 I will say, Sim, in my experience, every real estate 0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:38.120 agent I've dealt with has been a shocking person. But 0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:39.959 you sound fun and I'm going to keep your number 0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:42.080 for when the time comes you can help me through it. 0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:44.640 Of course, I have no problem. I know the best 0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:45.359 people as well. 0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:47.440 Oh god, is it she gorgeous? 0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:51.399 She sounds great, simmery, simmering, So you don't have a. 0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.400 Really good day. And if you need any help, you 0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:54.000 have my numbers. 0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.719 Oh, she sounds like a real estate agent. Listen to her. 0:35:56.840 --> 0:35:58.680 Sorry, I've got Mitch Cheery in money and you and 0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:00.239 the other seam I'm not ignoring you. You have a 0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:02.280 beautiful day to my love, thank you. 0:36:02.320 --> 0:36:06.040 Thanks for hell see you're simmering. Oh bless her. 0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:10.520 Oh nah, I'm not doing it. I'm happy to be 0:36:10.560 --> 0:36:10.919 your rent. 0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:14.440 If I didn't have a fucking COVID my grain before, 0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:15.879 I definitely do now. 0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:19.000 Confusing, do you know the other fear about buying a place? 0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:20.879 I just as a renter. 0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.719 I kind of like having the knowledge in the back 0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:25.879 of my head that at any given point I can 0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:29.040 just decide, fuck it, I'm moving to Kratha if I 0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:31.200 buy a place. Isn't that kind of like, you know, 0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:33.600 setting down roots or whatever you call it. Like my 0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:37.880 dad did say to me, di' panic worse that can happen, 0:36:38.400 --> 0:36:41.400 you just sell it and leave. And I'm like that 0:36:41.520 --> 0:36:42.960 sounds that more fucking admin. 0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:46.440 Totally fucking hell. That is stressful. Now I'm happy with 0:36:46.480 --> 0:36:48.840 mum and dad, you're happy with renting. We keep on 0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:49.279 keeping on. 0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.200 I still think you should move out and get a rental, 0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:52.280 but that's another conversation. 0:36:52.280 --> 0:36:54.359 We're out of time for the day. That's unfortunate. We're 0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:56.399 all out of time to discuss that. 0:36:56.560 --> 0:36:58.880 I just saved her number in my phone as simren 0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:04.080 just realist say simmering, I'll go to I loved her. 0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:07.959 Okay, I need to go because I'm cold, sweat and 0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:11.080 we will see you guys for our Wednesday episode. 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:15.280 Yep, can't wait. Another reminder the mug member teal Era mugs. 0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:17.000 Get your orders in before the end of the month, 0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:20.320 Lincoln Bio on Instagram. Otherwise we will catch you in 0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:21.000 a couple of days. 0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:24.040 Idiots. Many people said, we love the mug design, we 0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:26.560 love the new photo. Thank god, because you know, Mitch, 0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:28.640 you and I look and snatch that sound. That sound, 0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:31.439 you know, after we've had all that cosmetic surgery done 0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:34.400 internally and externally, and then Jenna's behind us trying to 0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:37.839 break through. Someone's like, poor Jenna, looks like she's struggling 0:37:37.880 --> 0:37:38.719 to get set. Yeah. 0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:41.720 Someone said, it looks like Jenna's pushing, But oh my god, 0:37:42.160 --> 0:37:47.080 what say her name and she appears, What the fuck? 0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:48.680 Hi, Jenna? 0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:51.480 Hold on, I'm running the studio. I gotta turn your 0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.319 mic on. Sit down, you know, Jenna, we were literally 0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:56.239 just talking about the mug and how someone said it 0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:59.200 looks like you were pushing. It's the part struggling to 0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:00.759 be seen in the photo. When I'm like, no, that 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:02.920 was actually the gag. It's Mitch and I standing there 0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:05.440 like SBU detectives looking all series and then Jennet's just 0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:07.680 pushing at the part, going hi, I'm here. 0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:11.160 That's the point. Yes, exactly, Hi, Jenna, can you hear me? 0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:11.640 Hello? 0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:12.080 Mitch? 0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:12.520 Hello? 0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:13.720 How is COVID? 0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:17.360 COVID? It's fine, I'm getting through. How was Pilates? 0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:18.280 Yeah it was lovely. 0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:19.080 Yeah it was good. 0:38:19.280 --> 0:38:20.200 I thought you had work on. 0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:22.600 I did have polarates and work okay. 0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:22.840 I thought so? 0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:26.000 Yes, interesting? All right to film The Big Boss? 0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:26.719 Oh wow? 0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:27.160 Yeah? 0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:27.760 Interesting? 0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:31.279 The CEO the one down from that, Oh interesting is 0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.280 that for that inclusion thing? They asked me to speak 0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.719 at it? And guess what what They said, Oh, we're 0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:37.880 doing an inclusion thing at the radio station. Do you 0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:39.719 want to speak? And I said, of course, I'll speak 0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:41.960 on being queer and in the public eye. And no, 0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:45.239 we want you as a plus size person. Oh no, 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:50.400 that's your diversity, I said, I've just lost forty helos 0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:52.000 in this building. 0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:53.200 Why were they? 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:55.839 Well, I'm fine with being plus sized and seen as 0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:57.479 that way, but that's not at all what I thought 0:38:57.520 --> 0:38:59.799 my brand was. But sure I can speak of that, 0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:01.080 and I said, absolutely, not. 0:39:02.800 --> 0:39:04.799 You know, Jenny, you've just come in literally at the 0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:05.920 end of the episode. 0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:09.200 Oh really, yeah? Pretty much like can you hear the 0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:11.479 music's on? We're got the close of music is playing. 0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:12.439 We're getting out of here. 0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:13.560 Oh whoops? 0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:17.279 It god? Did you sound so devastated that you've let 0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.960 your team down? Oh? 0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:20.399 My god? 0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:21.480 Can I say something? 0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:24.560 Yes? Actually no? Can I ask the question before I forget? 0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:27.160 You're going to be here for the Wednesday episode, aren't you? 0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.279 Because we need to audition your Is it just me? 0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:30.240 Okay? 0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:30.759 Both? 0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:32.120 Yeah, if I have time? 0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:34.840 Okay, yep, We're not recording it today. It's going to 0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:35.320 be separate. 0:39:35.840 --> 0:39:38.279 Oh okay, okay after pilates yep. 0:39:39.000 --> 0:39:39.280 Sure. 0:39:39.600 --> 0:39:40.759 Do you want to say something or do you want 0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:42.439 to hold it? Is it? Is it really burned out? 0:39:43.280 --> 0:39:45.640 No, I'll say it today because it's relevant to now. 0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:49.440 My boss gave me Taylor Swift tickets. 0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:53.839 Oh, you smug little bit. Do you know how many 0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:55.279 Swift are are going to be pissed off at you 0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:55.640 hearing this? 0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:58.400 I'm sorry, but I just had to share it. 0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:02.040 Congratulation you, Jenna? Was it because you were quivering it 0:40:02.080 --> 0:40:02.880 at your desk? Again? 0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.560 She looks like a Swifty don't you think you. 0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:08.160 Also sound like a sweetie and take take this as 0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:11.080 a compliment. The coloration in your skin and hair tone 0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:12.839 is swifty. Yeah. 0:40:13.000 --> 0:40:16.239 I went to a Taylor Swift themed club night and 0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:19.520 it was just a thousand Jenna's that's the clientail. 0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:22.880 That attracted totally mousey brown hair. They're all beautiful and 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.759 such sweet souls as well, like it's such a swifty thing. 0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:27.400 Totally. I'm so excited. 0:40:27.480 --> 0:40:28.960 Congratulations Jenna, well. 0:40:28.800 --> 0:40:30.640 Deserved, Thank you, Thank you very much. 0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:32.279 All Right, we should get with the plan. 0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:34.120 Let's get out here. We will see you on Wednesday, 0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:36.520 see you very very soon. A couple of days, I'll 0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:39.080 go get some you know, anti virals in me. Mitch 0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:40.919 will call his solicitor and we'll see you very soon. 0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:43.400 Catch you. Then it to get spaked. So Hi, is 0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.320 it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:59.360 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:41:05.200 --> 0:41:07.520 Welcome to a to dbrief. This is our secret segment. 0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:09.200 On the end, we pretend the show is done, but 0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:09.760 it isn't. 0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:11.120 We continue. 0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:14.640 Look at how the tables have turned me holding the 0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:16.239 ford in the studio and you went home. 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:20.279 I know, and also I love that what Jenna just 0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.080 said about the Taylor Swift tickets was perfect for ad debrief, 0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:24.359 yet it made the main show. 0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:28.080 Yeah, thanks, that's okay. 0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:30.719 Although she's leaning into the fact that we don't have 0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.160 a secret segment. It's a secret, she goes, wait before 0:41:33.200 --> 0:41:35.759 we go. Yes, she's just committing to the line like 0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:38.480 that's the only chance she has to speak exactly true. 0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.000 Well, Jenna, glad, We're glad you're here. 0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:42.960 I'm glad to be here, thank you. 0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:44.719 You know what happened to me when I was back 0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:47.600 home in bogen Gate. Yeah, I stuck around for a 0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:49.919 few days after the show, just to chill at the farm, 0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:51.279 which looks so cute. 0:41:51.280 --> 0:41:52.960 By the way, that show looked beautiful that. 0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:56.160 Yeah, thanks. I didn't actually make that. I had a 0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:58.279 videographer come along and do that. She was very good. 0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.200 I was going to say the video quality of it 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:01.560 was a project. 0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:04.600 Do you think that I was somehow filming myself with 0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:09.560 the HD camera while on stage? I try, I've tried it, 0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:11.839 but I actually can't do two things that once, as 0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:12.480 it turns out. 0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:15.160 Okay, So the shows were good and you saw the family. 0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:20.000 I'll keep a long story short. It was a fucking 0:42:20.680 --> 0:42:24.239 nightmare because I got there on Friday and the show 0:42:24.280 --> 0:42:27.480 wasn't n till Saturday, and I thought, I'll just go 0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:29.160 in a bit early on Saturday just to make sure 0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:32.479 everything's ready to give it once over. And then Mum said, 0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:34.520 I think we should go in on Friday afternoon to 0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:37.279 you know, set up all the chairs and shit. And 0:42:37.320 --> 0:42:39.040 I was like, that's interesting, that that's our job. But 0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:41.960 I thought, look, just for peace of mind, I'll come 0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:44.560 along to the hall on the Friday afternoon as well, 0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:47.520 just said I would check it, and thank fuck I did, 0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:52.279 because we were there for like six hours. What was 0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:56.840 absolute bomb site. They were using the stage as just 0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:59.880 like a storage facility. There were fucking tubs, there were 0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:03.719 of wire and shit everywhere. There was dust, there was 0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:06.520 broken chairs just shoved up on the stage. It was 0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:09.680 a freaking nightmare. The sound system didn't work. It took 0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:12.040 me two hours alone to figure out how to get 0:43:12.040 --> 0:43:14.759 the fucking mics to work, and so it was just 0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:17.279 a huge ordeal. I've never been that stress. It was 0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:19.120 hours and one hours and we were all dirty. There 0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:21.040 were six of us in total trying to set it 0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:23.040 all up, and I was like, wow, I really thought 0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:24.799 this was going to be like any other gig where 0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:26.600 I'd just turn up, they hand me the microphone and 0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:29.640 tell me where to stand, and you speak, yeah, exactly. 0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:33.120 Wait wait wait, so did they not prepare the stage 0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:33.600 at all? 0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:36.600 No? And after about half an hour of me and 0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:40.839 four friends and like bog and Gate neighbors cleaning this 0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:43.200 fuck hole up, I said, hang on, hang on, hang on. 0:43:43.440 --> 0:43:46.120 What if the whole committee were planning to come and 0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:48.880 do it on Saturday morning? Should we call them? Because like, 0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:50.680 why would we bother doing it if they're already planning 0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:53.239 to do it. We called the head of the committee. 0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:56.520 The name's Roz, and we said, Ross, are you cleaning 0:43:56.560 --> 0:44:01.600 this joint up? She went no, what, well, we won't 0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:04.040 be paying the venue high Then ros just quietly. You know, 0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:06.160 it was a fucking ordeal and I was very stressed. 0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:10.440 And it went well in the end, basically, but this 0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:12.160 was not the point of the story. So while I 0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:15.719 was home in bogen Gate, one of our neighbors, Joanne, 0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:18.800 mentioned to me that she goes to polarates classes in Forbes, 0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:21.880 and I was like, right, that's very modern for Forbes. 0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:24.840 The tiny ass country town has fucking pilates classes. The 0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:29.040 reformer machine and everything reformer. Yeah, And so I said, Joe, 0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:31.600 I might pop along to class with you. So I 0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:33.920 went along to the Polarates class in Forbes. And then 0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.920 afterwards Joe Ane says, I've just got to pop to 0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:40.160 Woolli's and pick up a couple of things, right, And 0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:43.040 I thought, yep, no dramas. And also the best thing 0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:45.279 about that is that Joe's the sort of person that 0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:48.040 actually does just pop in when my mom pops in. 0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:51.400 She did this for hours. She just wandered around aimlessly, 0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:54.000 looking confused. But Joe's like, bang bang bank, got everything 0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:54.239 I need. 0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:55.000 Let's get it out. 0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.640 I called Mama, said and need anything. Picked up a 0:44:57.680 --> 0:44:59.279 couple of things for us, the malm and milk and 0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:03.120 barbecue saw. I got to the counter to pay for them, 0:45:03.360 --> 0:45:04.799 and you know how you double tap the thing on 0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:08.920 your phone to bring up the Apple wallety. My cards 0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:09.920 had just vanished. 0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:10.799 What. 0:45:11.360 --> 0:45:12.759 I don't know what happened. I was like, well, I 0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:15.960 can't pay for groceries with a fucking fly By card 0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:19.920 or an old Virgin Airlines ticket from last year that 0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:22.400 I've still got an Apple wallet And I tried to 0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:24.400 readd them. I'm sitting there at the counter being like, 0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:26.800 oh my god, this is so embarrassing trying to re 0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:28.560 add them to the wallet, and it was going an 0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:31.080 error has occurred, and so I don't know what the 0:45:31.120 --> 0:45:34.040 fuck how that's happened that. God, Joanne was there, she 0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:38.200 bought the groceries. But then the very next day it's 0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:41.919 when we had the Optus outage. Oh so the two 0:45:41.960 --> 0:45:45.279 aren't connected. The two aren't connected at all. But my 0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:47.440 point is, I'm going to sound like such a boomer 0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:51.279 right now, but God, we rely too much on technology, 0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:53.600 don't we. I'm going to go back to my tool. 0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:57.680 I'm getting a purse, I'm carrying physical cards, I'm carrying cash, Like, 0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.799 it's just ridiculous that when that's down on my phone, 0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:02.600 I'm like, I'm screwed. I'm fucking screwed. 0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:05.640 Yeah, we had that for the international listeners. Optus is 0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:09.000 a telco in this company Telecommunications Service, and it died 0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:12.280 and everyone was you everyone uses either Optus or telsha. 0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:15.799 Really, I had to drive back from bogen Gate to 0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:19.520 Sydney for six hours with no maps. Oh no, thank fuck. 0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:21.560 I'm a genius and I managed to get here no 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:25.280 wrong terms. But my phone just wasn't working the whole time, 0:46:25.719 --> 0:46:28.640 which I'm not like a massive phone addict. It was 0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:31.200 fine to go without it, but it was more just 0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:35.160 like the knowledge that if something happens, I can't contact anyone, 0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:37.840 they can't contact me, like I'm just off the grid. 0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.560 I had to listen to fucking talk back radio all 0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:42.759 the way from bogen Gate to Sydney and there wasn't 0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:43.600 even anything good. 0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:46.440 That's your dream, Let's be real. You weren't excited about. 0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.759 That, no, because I only listened hoping to find some 0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:50.320 cooked shit for the podcast. 0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:51.560 Yeah, right, right right. 0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:54.480 Although there was one caller on ABC, I didn't hear this. 0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:57.440 Jenna sent it to me. There's just a meme that 0:46:57.560 --> 0:47:01.080 says a woman who rang ABC's Sidney Radio says she 0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:04.400 found out about the Optus outage from her cat. The 0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:08.080 cat has an automatic WiFi feeder connected to Optis and 0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:11.120 when breakfast wasn't delivered at six ten am, the cat 0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.480 went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management. 0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:14.880 It's the best call. 0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:16.760 That's so funny. 0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:20.040 Someone actually put in our is it just me bloody 0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:23.000 Induran Idiot's group chat? Oh, Mitch and Jenity define this 0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:25.080 audio so Jenna did find it. Do you want to 0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:25.400 hear it? 0:47:25.800 --> 0:47:26.000 Yeah? 0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:30.960 Actual call Annie, Hello, how are you affected? 0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:32.760 Oh? 0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:36.080 I got very early this morning because my cat won't 0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:41.240 ten past six because her cat feeder isn't working. 0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:42.400 Pluna. 0:47:44.480 --> 0:47:45.520 How does the feeder work? 0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:47.600 It's a Wi Fi through the Wi fi. 0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:48.680 But what does it do? 0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:52.879 I'm not really seeing it. It gives a food ten 0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:57.719 past six, so it's set on a timer and out 0:47:57.719 --> 0:47:58.480 it comes. 0:47:58.600 --> 0:47:59.440 Get through the WiFi. 0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:02.759 That's so funny. And I hope cats all right and 0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:06.400 you've dealt with it all as well. Any further ramifications. 0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:08.919 Let us know I for six seven nine double two 0:48:09.160 --> 0:48:11.839 seven oh two in textaway there. If you're seeing things 0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:13.280 that that are an issue. 0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:15.120 Well, they didn't have a jingle, do they No? 0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:18.640 Jesus, the way that story was told, complain to management. 0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:21.720 That sounded like a much better story. That is terrible radio. 0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:24.719 Yeah, the meme was funny. It wasn't it was. One 0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:26.759 of our listeners said they should find the audio. Well 0:48:26.800 --> 0:48:29.120 we did. There you go, oh well, it. 0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:32.560 Just goes to show how good your talkback ting's nose 0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:37.239 is because you find good my barometer, yeah barometer. I 0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.200 wasn't affected at all, I am with optors, and I 0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:40.759 woke up, but I was on Wi Fi because I 0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:44.560 was COVID. I saw tells I was gonna. 0:48:44.280 --> 0:48:46.440 Say, your WiFi wasn't with optors, so you would have 0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:47.239 been fine. All day. 0:48:47.680 --> 0:48:48.759 I owned and it all day. 0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:51.359 I pulled into a cafe near Orange and they had 0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:53.200 free WiFi, and I was there for like half an 0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:54.719 hour just sitting in the car because I was like, 0:48:54.719 --> 0:48:56.399 this is the only time I'm going to have Wi Fi. 0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:57.800 I've got to make the most of it. 0:48:57.800 --> 0:48:59.400 It is crazy. It does make you think, like we 0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:03.239 all have. You have those discussions about becoming a cashless society, 0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:05.760 and you go, God, it's times like that when you think, really, 0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:07.759 cash is all anyone would ever take? We need some. 0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:11.160 I really don't think we should because I've already decided 0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:14.720 my new insurance policy if something like this happens again, 0:49:15.239 --> 0:49:17.279 is I'm going to just pop a fifty dollar note 0:49:17.360 --> 0:49:18.879 in the back of my phone case so that I've 0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:22.000 always got it. You never know, because imagine if my 0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:24.759 phone dies and I can't order an Ebert, I just 0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:27.120 get a taxi with my fifty Yeah, Like, I'm too 0:49:27.200 --> 0:49:29.960 reliant on technology kids these days. 0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:34.320 I agree with you. I agree. It was actually frightening, 0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:37.399 and my parents were just so perplexed. Dad goes, mate, 0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:39.640 I can't call anyone, and I go, no, you can't 0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:43.000 because yeah, because the WiFi. No, no, that's not that's 0:49:43.040 --> 0:49:45.399 not that's not it at all. That's absolutely not. Yeah, 0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:47.919 my text are going through is green. I'm like, yeah, 0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:50.279 they are, like they just couldn't understand it. 0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:51.359 He just couldn't fathom it. 0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:52.440 No, he couldn't. Goodn't. 0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:55.920 Well I wasn't affected at all, all right, So I'm 0:49:55.920 --> 0:49:56.719 out in my own here. 0:49:56.800 --> 0:49:59.680 Yeah, it's just you for me. It was a very 0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:02.840 normal I did listen to the CEO of Optis on 0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:05.000 two GB talking to deb nine. 0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:06.920 Oh you've heard that too. I heard that when I 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:07.480 was driving. 0:50:07.600 --> 0:50:09.200 Oh I heard it. I loved it. I thought it 0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:09.920 was a great interview. 0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:12.160 She was just reading a fucking script. It was a 0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:13.000 horrible interview. 0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:15.560 Yeah, and no, I mean, I know I'm more on 0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:18.959 team miss Night. I wasn't on the opt CEO side. 0:50:19.000 --> 0:50:21.440 But she said, you know, we updated everyone and we 0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:23.920 posted to our Instagram and to our Facebook to let 0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:27.279 everyone know about the outage. Yeah, it's like yeah, but 0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:30.239 also Dev's like, but no one had internet see it, 0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:32.200 and she's like, well. 0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:35.720 Yes, you know what I had. My radio was still 0:50:35.760 --> 0:50:38.440 set to two GB. And on the way here today 0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:40.600 I caught a little bit of Deb Knight's show when 0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:44.880 there was an ad for like hearing impaired people Hearing Australia. 0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:47.439 I was like, why would they choose an audio only 0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:51.319 meeting to advertise for people with hearing loss? It just 0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:54.320 doesn't make a lot of sense, especially with am bullshit quality. 0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:55.880 Yeah, it's only audio. 0:50:56.200 --> 0:50:57.040 It doesn't make sense. 0:50:57.000 --> 0:50:58.120 It seems counterin chruing. 0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:00.880 Do you know what else has happened? When my Optus 0:51:00.880 --> 0:51:05.000 eventually came back online, I went and googled how to 0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:07.480 and then I just tired the letter s and the 0:51:07.520 --> 0:51:09.640 first thing that came up was how to switch from 0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:13.960 Optus to Telstra. That'sol because I was looking into it 0:51:14.000 --> 0:51:16.319 to see if it was going to be again with 0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:17.840 the real estate thing. It looks like it's going to 0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:19.880 be too much fucking I've been to switch, but I 0:51:19.920 --> 0:51:22.160 was like, okay, I can forgive the data breach, but 0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:24.480 come on, stop pissing around. 0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:27.520 The data badgie for optis heart data breach. And then 0:51:27.560 --> 0:51:30.440 whatever the hell this was? They said, what it was like. 0:51:30.520 --> 0:51:32.280 My mum was like, I think it's a terror attack. 0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:34.439 Why why why do you think that? Mum? 0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:36.640 I still haven't heard an update. What did cause the ardige? 0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.879 They said it was like a deep rooted flow. Yeah, 0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:42.400 like Jane's attitude, a deep rooted floor. 0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:43.880 Yeah, systemic. 0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:47.359 Yeah, apparently they haven't said anything yet. Fuck, they've just 0:51:47.400 --> 0:51:50.839 been using jargon and stuff to explain something that they 0:51:50.880 --> 0:51:51.319 don't know. 0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:54.800 There's one thing I hate. It's jargon. We all know that, 0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:56.000 we all know. 0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:59.560 He he well said, well, yeah, well listen, I'm fading. 0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:01.680 I think I to go lie down. I'm fucking oh 0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:03.640 that just this is the most work I've done in 0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:05.279 a whole week, and it's gone to my head. 0:52:06.440 --> 0:52:09.360 Okay, well, hopefully you'll be back with us for the 0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:11.440 Wednesday episode, Mitch, because you're going to have to be 0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:13.560 with me to make the call if Jenna gets an 0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:14.920 INJEM or not totally. 0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:17.520 Well, you know, I'm what's the what's the I'm thirty 0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:22.200 three percent of this of this company's decision making power, 0:52:22.280 --> 0:52:24.439 Mitch is another thirty three Actually does Jenna have thirty 0:52:24.440 --> 0:52:27.080 Three's a three three three three three three No way, 0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:30.280 no like that. She's not even on the board. Yeah, 0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:35.440 even I know that it's forty twenty. All right, I'll 0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:37.520 be here for the Wednesday episode, and I'm confident. 0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:39.279 The best thing about our board meetings, Janner, is that 0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:42.759 we just don't have them. There's no meetings. No, they'd 0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:46.879 be boring board meetings anyway. We hope this podcast made 0:52:46.880 --> 0:52:49.359 you feel at least two percent better today. That's all. 0:52:49.880 --> 0:52:53.520 So we do. So we do that little lag. That's fine, 0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:54.719 it's still. 0:52:55.600 --> 0:52:55.719 Oh. 0:52:55.760 --> 0:52:58.680 I just saw breaking news o'megal has been shut down. 0:52:59.280 --> 0:53:03.439 After fourteen years, it's been shut down. 0:53:03.760 --> 0:53:05.080 When we talked to randoms and. 0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.520 Yeah, it's probably good. It's like old creepy man jerking 0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:11.360 off to young people. 0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:16.319 Yeah, well, what a crying shame. I didn't know that 0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:17.279 was the thing. 0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:20.120 No, I just saw that breaking news. O'meagle has officially 0:53:20.160 --> 0:53:21.080 shut down. 0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:24.720 We were literally saying goodbye. I suppose this is add brief. 0:53:24.719 --> 0:53:26.440 You can let your add play up. 0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:29.399 That's that's what it's for. But you're right, let's go. 0:53:30.520 --> 0:53:31.480 I hope this podcast. 0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:32.040 Have we done that? 0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:32.680 Yep? 0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:33.640 Yeah, yeah we have. 0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:35.919 Well can you vouch did it make you feel two 0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:39.160 percent better? As someone who is currently suffering an ailment. 0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:41.720 Absolutely it did. I feel much better now. 0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:45.200 More than two percent. Or about bang on, about bang 0:53:45.200 --> 0:53:47.880 on too. Yeah, to be honest about that's that's precisely 0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:49.840 what I was aiming for. So fuck yeah killed it. 0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:53.600 Take all right, We'll see on Wednesday. Idiots, see ya. 0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:55.640 Catch you then, love you, bye bye bye? 0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:59.920 Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of midches. 0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:03.880 Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast app.