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Speaker 1: Time. So whoam me?

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Speaker 2: So whom no need to feel sad and bloom?

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Speaker 3: Let Jonesy and the man to find love for hero.

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Speaker 4: Mada and I are putting on the matchmaking pants and

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Speaker 4: we're putting people together.

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Speaker 3: We are. Let's meet Owen today. Owen, who's sixty six,

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Speaker 3: has been divorced for three years. Hi Owen, how are you? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Fantastic?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: And how are you? Jonesy?

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Speaker 1: I'm very well, thanks Ollen? You ready to get back

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Speaker 1: in the saddle?

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Speaker 2: I certainly am. Meghan suggests that you should hook me

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Speaker 2: up with your sister, but before you do that, I.

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Speaker 3: Need to know what kind of bite she's riding, all right, Megan,

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Speaker 3: and Megan's our producern You go, Megan, she gets a

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Speaker 3: mention on the show, And what makes you think that

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Speaker 3: you do well with Jonesy's sister?

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Speaker 2: Well, does she got a pulse?

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Speaker 3: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah she does. But she's married. She's married, and

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Speaker 1: my other sister's a lesbian. So that's those two out

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Speaker 1: of they're off the market. So what else can we do?

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Speaker 3: And what I see? Let me just say, Okay, it

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Speaker 3: says here that you're looking for l T F W B.

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Speaker 3: What does that stand?

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Speaker 2: For long term friend with benefits.

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Speaker 3: So is that not a relationship?

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Speaker 2: Well that is, yeah, I'm not I'm not after a

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Speaker 2: living person though I'm quite happy living by myself. So

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Speaker 2: I'm really looking for someone who I suppose is established

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Speaker 2: somewhere else and we can go to our own corners

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Speaker 2: when needed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of women would agree with that.

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Speaker 1: That's actually quite attractive.

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Speaker 3: Women who have, you know, come out of relationships or whatever.

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Speaker 3: They want to maybe travel with someone, have a relationship

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Speaker 3: with someone, but not have to live with them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound interested in Owen, I have a pulse, Owen. Good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're you're in the target at the end of

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Speaker 2: cougar hunting season after ends.

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Speaker 3: So what's a cougar hunting season after Anzac Day?

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Speaker 2: Well, usually starts on Melbourne and goes through until the

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Speaker 2: day and then cougar's like like bears, they tend to

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Speaker 2: hibernate over the winter months.

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Speaker 3: But confusing, you actually talk about animals or women women,

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Speaker 3: and so they're hibernated. Cougar's hibernate.

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Speaker 1: What are you slow and picking all this stuff up?

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Speaker 1: He's talking about down on this the women and the women.

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Speaker 4: They hibernate between the cougar hunting season is between November and.

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Speaker 3: So they go away after Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's after Anzac Day now, so it's it's it's a

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Speaker 4: fallow field at home.

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Speaker 3: So once Melbourne cups, over all the women disappear.

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Speaker 4: Now all the women come back. You need something to

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Speaker 4: carry you over to Melbourne cup days.

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Speaker 1: What you're saying.

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Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, but I mean hopefully something a bit longer

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Speaker 2: than that. But of course nail on the head. You

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Speaker 2: if someone to travel would be fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And when you say cougar hundred season, you're sixty six.

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Speaker 4: So if you wanted an older woman, you're looking to

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Speaker 4: someone in the seventies.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, that's the beauty of getting older, too.

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Speaker 2: Your your target bracket increases accordingly.

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Speaker 3: Meaning what's your what it of age are you looking at?

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Speaker 3: Is kind of woman you.

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Speaker 2: Prefer well, preferably someone between thirty five and fifty five? However,

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Speaker 2: you know I could push that out depending on the lady,

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Speaker 2: I guess.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's quite the democrat.

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Speaker 3: That's quite younger than you are.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, is that a problem. It's not a

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Speaker 2: problem for me.

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Speaker 3: No problem. If you're looking for a cougar though they're supposed.

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Speaker 1: To be older. Owen has a lot of options there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, Actually I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got it all. There is there any red flags?

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Speaker 1: What don't you want?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm a non smoke that I much prefer someone

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Speaker 2: who didn't smoke.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: I like a social drink. Obviously you don't want an alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: But somebody who doesn't mind going out for a wine

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Speaker 2: or a champagne and trees be nice. As I said,

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Speaker 2: I'd like traveling someone, let's go to a movie. Not

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Speaker 2: that you do much like that of you more, but

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Speaker 2: you know, cooking dinners, dance around the keetch them and

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Speaker 2: drinking red wine. That's fun.

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Speaker 3: That does sound it's fun. That is fun.

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Speaker 1: That sounds good to me. Well, Owen, we've got it

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Speaker 1: all here.

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Speaker 3: Jones, you've got a pulse as well.

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Speaker 1: I've got a pulse. And just remember the official cougar

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Speaker 1: hunting seasons coming up in November. We've got a fair

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Speaker 1: bit to go. So right now the cougars are just

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Speaker 1: sleeping away.

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Speaker 3: They've all got their Tombian's in you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Jones, Thanks Amanda.

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Speaker 3: Nice to meet you, Owen, and good luck.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and good on you for mentioning Tombian.

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Speaker 3: If you are interested in becoming one of our jam singles,

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Speaker 3: go to our website. There is a form tell us

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Speaker 3: about yourself see what we can do.