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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Five Ways to tell Us a Story, Five phone In's

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<v Speaker 2>all running at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to lines now and get some of your stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Georgia, how are you. I'm good, Georgia, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one are you calling in about?

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<v Speaker 4>Christian? I've been hungover at the Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was stick on the tour bus that took

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<v Speaker 4>me there, and so I took my bag of sticks

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<v Speaker 4>to try and find the rubbish bin on my way

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<v Speaker 4>to have a look around. Couldn't find any rubbish bin,

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<v Speaker 4>and being the good person that I am, took it

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<v Speaker 4>back on the tour bus until I got to a

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<v Speaker 4>location where I could put it in another rubbishment.

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<v Speaker 2>The heat, the heat, the leaning tower. You didn't go

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<v Speaker 2>up the Leaning Tower of Pizza with a bag of vomit,

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<v Speaker 2>did you.

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<v Speaker 4>I just hung around the bottom, you know, carrying.

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<v Speaker 5>It round my position.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't it gets soggy? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>The carrots start to blend into the stomach vile.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was pretty horrible about I was young, so

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<v Speaker 4>you know you can handle it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, Georgia, thank you very much, She called rex Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian I've got a budget in my freezer, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>been there for ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Years, right, okay? And what was it? A pet who died?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I bring him and show him, and one got six.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought, I'll put him in the freezer and

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<v Speaker 1>get him to the vet and get him an autopsy

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<v Speaker 1>done on him. So then none of the others get it.

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<v Speaker 1>And none of the others got six. So he's been

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<v Speaker 1>there for ten years. Plastic bag.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a new game. What is Rex saying? I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even know a vet autopsy?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually it's so bungie, this foul play, a cat, suspicious circumstances,

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<v Speaker 2>this carprit flew away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's been a plastic bag, just waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Rex, Thank you very much. She called any here

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<v Speaker 2>calls bye bye. That was great, Thank you Rex.

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<v Speaker 6>Jack Christian, how are you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, buddy, Welcome to the show. What have you

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<v Speaker 3>been hitting the head by? Mate?

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<v Speaker 6>I was hitting the head by a shotgun palette back

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<v Speaker 6>in nineteen ninety four. It was a real strange thing

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<v Speaker 6>the way it happened. Standing in my boss's backyard two

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<v Speaker 6>doors away, my ex primary school teacher, the loveliest blake

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<v Speaker 6>you would ever ever get to meet, had a snake

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<v Speaker 6>in his backyard, grabbed the shotgun out in the backyard,

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<v Speaker 6>fired a warner shot off into the grass to scare

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<v Speaker 6>the snake away. The palette ricocheted ninety degrees off a

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<v Speaker 6>rock in the grass, over two backyards and hit me bang,

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<v Speaker 6>fair in the side of the snobs. I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 6>till blood started dripping down my knife from a boss

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<v Speaker 6>and he's miss it looking it happened, so I yelled out,

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<v Speaker 6>I said.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, whoa, we had a cup of drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we've all been there with a shotgun, but no.

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<v Speaker 6>None of us leave it the way recre stated ninety

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<v Speaker 6>degrees and then over two backyards and bang and got

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<v Speaker 6>me fair in the side of the nose. And I

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<v Speaker 6>thought I'd bring up to share this story today. Today's

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<v Speaker 6>my birthday. The last time you had this stigment, I

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<v Speaker 6>shared the story about cart and my dad away in

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<v Speaker 6>his coffin on his garden cart and he scooter and

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<v Speaker 6>you like that, And I thought, well, you brought it

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<v Speaker 6>back today, I'll come back with another story.

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<v Speaker 3>It's meant to be. Hey, happy birthday, Thank you, and

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<v Speaker 3>thank you for two great calls this year. Okay, look

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<v Speaker 3>after yourself to you Christian Pleasure by.

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<v Speaker 7>Jack christ Christian The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing five topic Tuesday with five phone intil running.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you had a terrible hangover at a world famous location?

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<v Speaker 3>You've been a kon Tiki.

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<v Speaker 2>Tour, been somewhere in Europe, somewhere in Australia, somewhe in America,

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere famous location, awful hangover?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you tried to transport something unusual? When did you.

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<v Speaker 2>Realize your family who weren't normal and there are no

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<v Speaker 2>normal families? What have you been hitting the head by

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<v Speaker 2>an unusual thing in your freezer? We got some more

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<v Speaker 2>great stories and calls lined up now on The Christian

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<v Speaker 2>O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Christine, here are you going? I'm good, Christine.

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<v Speaker 7>I had a dead cockatoo in my freezer. What happened, Well,

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<v Speaker 7>we just bought it and it died a couple of

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<v Speaker 7>days later, and we were going away for holiday for

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<v Speaker 7>a week, so we thought, well, if we stick it

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<v Speaker 7>in the freezer and then when we come back, we

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<v Speaker 7>can take it back to the shop and say, well

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<v Speaker 7>it died.

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<v Speaker 2>Want nobody, but yeah, I'm always stuck behind someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>got a dead cockatoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Again. They got to make them better.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you've only got twenty one days to bring

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<v Speaker 2>the dead cockatoos.

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<v Speaker 7>Back exactly, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for killing Christina. Thank you bye bye bye now,

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<v Speaker 3>Joe Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>I got hungover at a very famous location web. It

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<v Speaker 5>was the Palace of the Sai.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me, Yes, you've been on some kind of Australian

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<v Speaker 2>kontiky to around Europe and too many drinks the night

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<v Speaker 2>before or at lunch time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was only a forty eight hour tour. It

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<v Speaker 5>was my last week overseas before turning back to Australia

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<v Speaker 5>and I was only eighteen, so we pushed it a

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<v Speaker 5>bit harder. And then the bus tour operator had to

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<v Speaker 5>wake me up and told me that everyone was on

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<v Speaker 5>the bus waiting for me. I slipped through my alarm,

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<v Speaker 5>I nearly forgot my passport in the draw and then

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<v Speaker 5>got to the Palace of us I only just made

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<v Speaker 5>it through. The gold walls were just melting. Was awful,

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<v Speaker 5>and it was the cheese stools in the market gardens

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<v Speaker 5>outside that set me off.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing about France.

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<v Speaker 2>They do love their cheese and it's amazing cheese over

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<v Speaker 2>that cheese is going to from It was awful, and

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<v Speaker 2>then right.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I had to spend the rest of the day

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<v Speaker 5>on the bus and then on the ferry going back over.

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<v Speaker 2>Me with the hangovers anywhere near a faerywhere. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 2>not fair, I bet Joe. That's a great story. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much and cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, the squeeze one more in Melanie, Christian, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you. I'm good, Melanie. Welcome to the show. So

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<v Speaker 2>what have you transported? An unusual thing?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh look, it's not me. It's my mom. She's a

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<v Speaker 8>bit particular about her butcher. So we were raised on

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<v Speaker 8>a farm and always had our own lamb. So she

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<v Speaker 8>found this butchery and she reckons that he's like really good.

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<v Speaker 8>So whenever she comes to visit me, she'll go to

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<v Speaker 8>the butcher. She'll get a lamb roast, she'll freeze it,

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<v Speaker 8>she'll put it in her hand luggage, and then by

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<v Speaker 8>the time she lands and gets through baggage, she reckons

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<v Speaker 8>it's perfectly to fausted. She puts it in the oven

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<v Speaker 8>and cooks it for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Amazing. I mean, there's so much going on here.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we still love watching that Border Patrol TV shows,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that patronizing voiceover you know where we Go.

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<v Speaker 2>Melanie's mom is a well known character with her Lamb Shanks.

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<v Speaker 3>Melanie, thank you very much for cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, bye bye

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