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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Five Ways to tell Us a Story, Five phone In's

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Speaker 2: all running at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to lines now and get some of your stories.

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Speaker 2: Georgia, how are you. I'm good, Georgia, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Which one are you calling in about?

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Speaker 4: Christian? I've been hungover at the Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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Speaker 4: So I was stick on the tour bus that took

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Speaker 4: me there, and so I took my bag of sticks

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Speaker 4: to try and find the rubbish bin on my way

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Speaker 4: to have a look around. Couldn't find any rubbish bin,

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Speaker 4: and being the good person that I am, took it

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Speaker 4: back on the tour bus until I got to a

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Speaker 4: location where I could put it in another rubbishment.

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Speaker 2: The heat, the heat, the leaning tower. You didn't go

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Speaker 2: up the Leaning Tower of Pizza with a bag of vomit,

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Speaker 2: did you.

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Speaker 4: I just hung around the bottom, you know, carrying.

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Speaker 5: It round my position.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't it gets soggy? Please?

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Speaker 2: The carrots start to blend into the stomach vile.

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Speaker 3: No, it's too much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty horrible about I was young, so

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Speaker 4: you know you can handle it back.

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Speaker 3: Then, Georgia, thank you very much, She called rex Hi.

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Speaker 1: Christian I've got a budget in my freezer, and he's

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Speaker 1: been there for ten.

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Speaker 3: Years, right, okay? And what was it? A pet who died?

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Speaker 1: No, I bring him and show him, and one got six.

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Speaker 1: So I thought, I'll put him in the freezer and

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Speaker 1: get him to the vet and get him an autopsy

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Speaker 1: done on him. So then none of the others get it.

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Speaker 1: And none of the others got six. So he's been

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Speaker 1: there for ten years. Plastic bag.

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Speaker 3: It's a new game. What is Rex saying? I didn't

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Speaker 3: even know a vet autopsy?

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Speaker 2: Actually it's so bungie, this foul play, a cat, suspicious circumstances,

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Speaker 2: this carprit flew away.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's been a plastic bag, just waiting.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, Rex, Thank you very much. She called any here

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Speaker 2: calls bye bye. That was great, Thank you Rex.

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Speaker 6: Jack Christian, how are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm good, buddy, Welcome to the show. What have you

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Speaker 3: been hitting the head by? Mate?

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Speaker 6: I was hitting the head by a shotgun palette back

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Speaker 6: in nineteen ninety four. It was a real strange thing

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Speaker 6: the way it happened. Standing in my boss's backyard two

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Speaker 6: doors away, my ex primary school teacher, the loveliest blake

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Speaker 6: you would ever ever get to meet, had a snake

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Speaker 6: in his backyard, grabbed the shotgun out in the backyard,

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Speaker 6: fired a warner shot off into the grass to scare

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Speaker 6: the snake away. The palette ricocheted ninety degrees off a

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Speaker 6: rock in the grass, over two backyards and hit me bang,

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Speaker 6: fair in the side of the snobs. I didn't realize

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Speaker 6: till blood started dripping down my knife from a boss

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Speaker 6: and he's miss it looking it happened, so I yelled out,

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Speaker 6: I said.

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Speaker 4: Hey, whoa, we had a cup of drinks.

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Speaker 2: You know, we've all been there with a shotgun, but no.

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Speaker 6: None of us leave it the way recre stated ninety

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Speaker 6: degrees and then over two backyards and bang and got

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Speaker 6: me fair in the side of the nose. And I

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Speaker 6: thought I'd bring up to share this story today. Today's

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Speaker 6: my birthday. The last time you had this stigment, I

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Speaker 6: shared the story about cart and my dad away in

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Speaker 6: his coffin on his garden cart and he scooter and

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Speaker 6: you like that, And I thought, well, you brought it

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Speaker 6: back today, I'll come back with another story.

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Speaker 3: It's meant to be. Hey, happy birthday, Thank you, and

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Speaker 3: thank you for two great calls this year. Okay, look

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Speaker 3: after yourself to you Christian Pleasure by.

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Speaker 7: Jack christ Christian The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're doing five topic Tuesday with five phone intil running.

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Speaker 2: Have you had a terrible hangover at a world famous location?

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Speaker 3: You've been a kon Tiki.

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Speaker 2: Tour, been somewhere in Europe, somewhere in Australia, somewhe in America,

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Speaker 2: anywhere famous location, awful hangover?

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Speaker 3: Have you tried to transport something unusual? When did you.

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Speaker 2: Realize your family who weren't normal and there are no

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Speaker 2: normal families? What have you been hitting the head by

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Speaker 2: an unusual thing in your freezer? We got some more

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Speaker 2: great stories and calls lined up now on The Christian

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Speaker 2: O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: Christine, here are you going? I'm good, Christine.

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Speaker 7: I had a dead cockatoo in my freezer. What happened, Well,

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Speaker 7: we just bought it and it died a couple of

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Speaker 7: days later, and we were going away for holiday for

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Speaker 7: a week, so we thought, well, if we stick it

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Speaker 7: in the freezer and then when we come back, we

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Speaker 7: can take it back to the shop and say, well

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Speaker 7: it died.

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Speaker 2: Want nobody, but yeah, I'm always stuck behind someone who's

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Speaker 2: got a dead cockatoon.

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Speaker 3: Again. They got to make them better.

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Speaker 2: You know, you've only got twenty one days to bring

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Speaker 2: the dead cockatoos.

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Speaker 7: Back exactly, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for killing Christina. Thank you bye bye bye now,

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Speaker 3: Joe Christian.

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Speaker 5: I got hungover at a very famous location web. It

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Speaker 5: was the Palace of the Sai.

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Speaker 2: Let me, Yes, you've been on some kind of Australian

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Speaker 2: kontiky to around Europe and too many drinks the night

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Speaker 2: before or at lunch time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was only a forty eight hour tour. It

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Speaker 5: was my last week overseas before turning back to Australia

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Speaker 5: and I was only eighteen, so we pushed it a

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Speaker 5: bit harder. And then the bus tour operator had to

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Speaker 5: wake me up and told me that everyone was on

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Speaker 5: the bus waiting for me. I slipped through my alarm,

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Speaker 5: I nearly forgot my passport in the draw and then

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Speaker 5: got to the Palace of us I only just made

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Speaker 5: it through. The gold walls were just melting. Was awful,

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Speaker 5: and it was the cheese stools in the market gardens

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Speaker 5: outside that set me off.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing about France.

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Speaker 2: They do love their cheese and it's amazing cheese over

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Speaker 2: that cheese is going to from It was awful, and

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Speaker 2: then right.

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Speaker 5: Now I had to spend the rest of the day

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Speaker 5: on the bus and then on the ferry going back over.

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Speaker 2: Me with the hangovers anywhere near a faerywhere. Oh that's

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Speaker 2: not fair, I bet Joe. That's a great story. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much and cool.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Christian.

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Speaker 2: All right, the squeeze one more in Melanie, Christian, how

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Speaker 2: are you. I'm good, Melanie. Welcome to the show. So

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Speaker 2: what have you transported? An unusual thing?

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Speaker 8: Oh look, it's not me. It's my mom. She's a

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Speaker 8: bit particular about her butcher. So we were raised on

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Speaker 8: a farm and always had our own lamb. So she

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Speaker 8: found this butchery and she reckons that he's like really good.

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Speaker 8: So whenever she comes to visit me, she'll go to

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Speaker 8: the butcher. She'll get a lamb roast, she'll freeze it,

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Speaker 8: she'll put it in her hand luggage, and then by

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Speaker 8: the time she lands and gets through baggage, she reckons

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Speaker 8: it's perfectly to fausted. She puts it in the oven

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Speaker 8: and cooks it for me.

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Speaker 3: Amazing. I mean, there's so much going on here.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we still love watching that Border Patrol TV shows,

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Speaker 2: you know, that patronizing voiceover you know where we Go.

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Speaker 2: Melanie's mom is a well known character with her Lamb Shanks.

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Speaker 3: Melanie, thank you very much for cool.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, bye bye

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