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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Yots of Fun with Wine. Yeah, would you buy

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Speaker 2: the Coffee table Book?

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Speaker 3: I hope everyone is a resounding yes there, because not

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Speaker 3: like you get what is it through the pitch picture

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Speaker 3: to me? Okay, firstly, you get a laugh with the title.

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Speaker 3: People like looking at binders for coffee table books. They

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Speaker 3: get a little bit of a giggle there. Now it's

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Speaker 3: not enough to just give them a giggle though, because

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Speaker 3: you then open the book and like, think about the

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Speaker 3: idyllic locations where you could just have a yacht, so

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Speaker 3: you're getting the benefit of the beautiful ocean, like an

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Speaker 3: island behind nature. You get yat porn like a beautiful

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Speaker 3: yacht in the shot, and then a bottle of wine

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Speaker 3: with a half glass of wine, like, I want to

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Speaker 3: see pictures of that?

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Speaker 2: Do you relaxes me the glass by itself, because I

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Speaker 2: think you'd have to be having fun with the wine

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Speaker 2: on the yacht.

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Speaker 3: Oh you think person's in there having a bit of fun. Well, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Like just you and I on various different yachts with

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Speaker 2: bottles of wine doing something. What are the best wines

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Speaker 2: to have on a yacht?

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Speaker 3: So you've obviously and I think we'd have a caption

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Speaker 3: underneath explaining why this wine is good to have on

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Speaker 3: this particular yacht in this location, which is hilarious. I

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Speaker 3: think yachts are fun with wine. Could be a good

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Speaker 3: coffee table. Why don't we what don't we do? What

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Speaker 3: do we need? We need some wine? My auntie works

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Speaker 3: at Penguin Dead, said, why don't we do one photo?

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Speaker 3: We take one photo on a yacht with a bottle

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Speaker 3: of wine and a glass, So we'd have to be

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Speaker 3: having fun.

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Speaker 2: We're having fun and just and like that bottle of

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Speaker 2: wine is like is or the wine can be tailored

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Speaker 2: to the boat. So if you're in a tinny, you've

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Speaker 2: got like a cast hilarious. Well, I mean, which family member,

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Speaker 2: member of your family doesn't own ay?

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Speaker 3: So I think we can line some cousins who live

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Speaker 3: on Yeah cousins.

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Speaker 2: No, No, just one set of cousins who live on

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Speaker 3: North northern one of the money states. They've got yachts everywhere.

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Speaker 3: A different set of cousins in the South Australian area.

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Speaker 3: The yacht is their house, Like that's their home. That's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, it is, it is. Yeah, all right, well,

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Speaker 2: let's think about that Woods.

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Speaker 3: I think I think it's a great idea. I think

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Speaker 3: it's a phenomenal idea. By the way, the reason we're

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Speaker 3: talking about yachts of fun, I'm sorry, yachts lots of

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Speaker 3: fun with wine. Yachts are fun with wine is because

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Speaker 3: will you prank call the bookstore as fast becoming My

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Speaker 3: favorite character, Richard thorough Bread, Richard read burrough excuse me, no, Dad,

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Speaker 3: he's an asshole, but he's a dick.

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Speaker 2: What glass would Richard have on a yacht?

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Speaker 3: What glass?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What would he go with there?

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Speaker 5: Which?

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Speaker 3: Which? What sort of glass? Glass of wine would he choose?

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Speaker 3: Would be poor in their pano glass?

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Speaker 2: And it seems like a caps out drinker shutter nerf

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Speaker 2: nerf Is that.

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Speaker 3: A real one? A nerve ninety three?

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Speaker 2: Of course? Yeah, shutow nerve to pup, Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: that's a or a hill of grace or something like

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Speaker 2: like I'm working out we're gonna get perfect into a

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Speaker 2: perfect travel we're gonna have.

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Speaker 1: The last time our next guest.

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Speaker 3: Was on the show, they were banging out at Cassio

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Speaker 3: Carryoke two days after we recorded that socker Berg, we

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Speaker 3: bought the news band.

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Speaker 1: Coincidence, I think not after.

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Speaker 2: That banger and decided to dump Willer Woody hit and

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Speaker 2: produce an even better song, Boys and Girls.

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Speaker 1: You need to tell us all about it and have

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Speaker 1: a natter with the boys.

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Speaker 3: It's flip, Yes, she's back. When I say she's back,

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Speaker 3: I've cooked it.

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Speaker 2: It's their back. Ja flips, you're back. And with non

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Speaker 2: binary gender now mate.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all about it, And it's all in

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Speaker 6: this little chain that I've just put out called boys

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Speaker 6: and Girls.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: So so all the messaging is in the chun there.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to just put.

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Speaker 2: My hand up and say that I've I don't think

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Speaker 2: we've actually interviewed anyone who is normal. I know we

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Speaker 2: spoke to Samon Smith prey non binary.

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Speaker 3: I think he was. We played what was the game

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Speaker 3: you played? Twist? We played Twister? Yes, but gee, do

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Speaker 3: you want to tell us a bit about yeah, coming

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Speaker 3: out as non binary and the journey and what it's taken.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess it was like now in the media

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Speaker 6: and now often you hear about people coming out as

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Speaker 6: non binary, and over the last few years I've always

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Speaker 6: been like, oh yeah, And then I kind of looked

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Speaker 6: up and like really research what it was to be

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Speaker 6: to me, and it resonates with me so much. And yeah,

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Speaker 6: I came out obviously to my friends and family months

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Speaker 2: Gee can I So the first thing I said to

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Speaker 2: you is I was like, oh, I said she And

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Speaker 2: I've walked all over that, given that you obviously just

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Speaker 2: flipped recently and as you described it, you're a little

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Speaker 2: bit of a gendersmovie quite unquote. How do you feel

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Speaker 2: because there's obviously going to be people who get it

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Speaker 2: want to step on somebody's toes, particularly when it's also

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Speaker 2: something which is kind of like raw and precious to you.

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Speaker 2: Just everyone's listening right now, like you know, if somebody

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Speaker 2: doesn't get your pronou and quite right. You don't want

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Speaker 2: that to be a confrontational conversation for them, do you.

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Speaker 6: No, definitely not. And it's something that like even with

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Speaker 6: it's something that if you if you muck it up,

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Speaker 6: like it's totally fine. Like all my family and friends

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Speaker 5: I hope she doesn't feel bad that she just.

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Speaker 6: Gendered me OUTFID I didn't turn out to it. Every

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Speaker 6: it differently being misgendered me like, I'm totally fine. I'll

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Speaker 6: just like correct you or fine if you correct yourself.

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Speaker 6: And to be honest, I've even I even mess up

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Speaker 6: the other day. But that's just because I've been conditioned

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Speaker 6: and gone my whole life with she her pronouns. But yeah, of.

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Speaker 3: Course of course. Gee, given it.

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Speaker 2: We've got you on the show and you are a

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Speaker 2: very silly person. I have got some audio of you

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Speaker 2: playing an electric drum kit with some sex toys that

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Speaker 2: Abby Chatfield sent.

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Speaker 3: You, which I think might be worth a whirle. Have

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Speaker 7: Bloody hell, bloody hell. Wow, doesn't hold you back at all,

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Speaker 7: ge I don't hold her back. I sayd it hands

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Speaker 7: is text it on another level?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you going to get the toys out during

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Speaker 3: live shows? Gee?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I think it will be a bit of a vibe.

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Speaker 3: I might have to read the room a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you know, halftime of the NRL

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Speaker 3: game or something, it would be appropriate. I'm sure people

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Speaker 3: get it. Even if they are, there might be a

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Speaker 3: great conversation.

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Speaker 2: You know, kids, they're not designed to hit drums with,

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Speaker 2: but you know there might be a market there. Get

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Speaker 2: yourself a get yourself a battery operated boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: That could do all things.

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Speaker 2: It's versatile. It's versatile, versatile. You know you can you

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Speaker 2: can use it as a bachelor, a drumstick, or what

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Speaker 3: Anyway, We've got a brand new game.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna We're gonna play with Gee, but we've got

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Speaker 2: to disnefy some dirty lyrics right now, was speaking of

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Speaker 2: using sex toys for drumsticks.

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Speaker 3: We've got a few dirty songs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we got one song each, and then we have

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Speaker 2: to try and convert that song into a nice song.

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Speaker 3: Exactly right. So I'll get Gee, I'll get I'll get

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Speaker 3: willed to go first, just so you can see what

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Speaker 3: we're going for here. Now we all know the eminem song,

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Speaker 3: Shake that ass. It's a bit naughty. It's a bit

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Speaker 3: of a naughty song. So will I want you right

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Speaker 3: now to disney find those lyrics? So I think we've

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got no idea what to do here,

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Speaker 2: but let's let's go every day. Fill that glass with,

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Speaker 2: We fill that glass with, We fill that glass with,

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Speaker 3: We thank you very much, thank you very much.

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Speaker 8: God.

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Speaker 2: It's a nice little a nice little primo for anyone

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Speaker 2: doing any urinary tests out there.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that can be their new anthem the drug tests

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Speaker 3: at the Olympics. That song absolutely there you go, all right,

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Speaker 3: So g you're up next, and hopefully.

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Speaker 6: I'll be able to do better than a glass away.

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Speaker 3: Fingers can screw you gee. Yours is quite potentially one

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Speaker 3: of the ruder songs in the last couple of years.

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Speaker 3: It's Nicki Minaja's song wap not good of Uch.

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Speaker 9: That's some wet I'm talking plops.

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Speaker 3: So there's an obvious line there that you're going to

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Speaker 6: I got it.

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Speaker 3: We'll play the music you're know when to go in.

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Speaker 10: Not good of much.

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Speaker 6: I dropped my truck chip Cookie, Chris.

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Speaker 3: It actually works.

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Speaker 2: Damn it. She's good, isn't she might have damn?

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Speaker 3: I mean I like glass with WAB, but.

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Speaker 2: Cookie actually makes sense with your final one my go yes,

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Speaker 2: absolutely okay this song when.

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Speaker 3: You it's my DJ assault when audio producer dug it up.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of it, but have you heard that?

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Speaker 6: I've got no idea what that song is?

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Speaker 11: So good luck perfect Here we got fass of fishies,

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Speaker 11: bass fishies, bass fishies, bass fishes.

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Speaker 3: Pretty good.

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Speaker 6: That was good.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty good. That was not good anyway. I think

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Speaker 3: we should probably end this.

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Speaker 2: So much for joining oishies.

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Speaker 3: We'll live it on there.

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Speaker 2: It's been a pleasure to have you on the show

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Speaker 2: mate as always, great to have some fun with you.

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Speaker 3: If you want to get brand.

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Speaker 2: New music from Boys and Girls from j Flip. It

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Speaker 2: is called Boys and Girls. Mate, Thank you so much

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Speaker 6: Awesome, Thanks so much for having me dude.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure to have a great afternoon.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast signed.

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Speaker 3: For FINALO Wild Woodies. Convince us that you are in

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Good god, good, thank you mate. Who are you in

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Speaker 5: The car with my dad Triva.

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Speaker 9: Yeah? Well why are we doing this?

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Speaker 3: No, it's definitely just the one guy. Definitely just the

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Speaker 10: How are you?

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Speaker 8: I'm in the in the car with my son.

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Speaker 3: Slin Slin Flim slim.

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Speaker 3: Hello Flynn? What you What have you done today? Mate?

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Speaker 3: We've got now. Hi Patty, good thanks mate? Who are you?

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Speaker 5: I've just picked up my girlfriend's to bed drunk birthday today.

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Speaker 3: Hi, hi Ella?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 3: How old did you turn today?

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Speaker 3: Nice? And how was the drinks?

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Speaker 11: You got lip injections, right, Patty ROMs.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't write this.

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Speaker 2: Why was she Because she wanted she wanted this program

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Speaker 3: Because of the threats that she was saying when she

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Speaker 2: Quote you are a racist, bitch, China hating lesbian. I

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Speaker 12: She was like, generally went hard on myself there. That

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Speaker 2: So right up next, I'm going to call a bookshop

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Speaker 3: Most recently he called a cake shop I want in

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Speaker 2: I know you've been doing the horizontal greased wizzled tango

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Speaker 2: Thank you because I've been dunking the dingus. So right

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Speaker 2: You're going to call a poor, unsuspecting bookshop as an

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Speaker 3: Because you want your book stocked in their bookstore.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then you're just going to start threatening them

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Speaker 2: That's that's not of course, I'm going to see how many,

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Speaker 2: how many non serious threats can tip them over the edge?

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Speaker 3: Great as Richard Thread. But all right, let's gone.

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Speaker 13: Hello Neighborhood Books here.

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Speaker 2: Ah, yes, Lenny wasn't. Yes Lenny, my name is Richard Thread.

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Speaker 2: But how are you this afternoon?

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Speaker 13: I well saying, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Very well?

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Speaker 3: Very well, Lenny.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking to make an application to have my book

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Speaker 13: Okay, Well, actually, Richard, now is probably not the best time.

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Speaker 13: We're just in the middle of moving at the moment,

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Speaker 2: Yachts of Fun with Wine, it's stories of great bottles

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Speaker 2: of wine that I've had on yachts. Oh you can

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Speaker 2: Yachts of on with Wine, Stories with great bottles of

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Speaker 13: I'm just letting you know that the best way to

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Speaker 2: May I ask, Lennie, do you allow eating and drinking

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Speaker 13: We prefer not to.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you don't stop my book, I will walk

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Speaker 13: Well, I mean.

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Speaker 2: Sufficiently crunchy apple or crummy piece of bread which will

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Speaker 2: Take a book from the nonfiction and I shall put

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Speaker 2: and then there will be a weird stench emanating and

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Speaker 2: And you'll be like, what is that possum s sheet?

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Speaker 2: It couldn't be, but yes it is, because I, Richard

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Speaker 8: To the book.

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Speaker 2: Rich is not so fun with mine stories great bonds

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Speaker 13: Okay, thank you, Lenny.

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Speaker 3: I'm Lenny I'm calling Lenny. I'm calling from radio. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I think putting boss books that was too far. I

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Speaker 5: Do we have it?

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Speaker 3: Let's call it back. Let's definitely call it back. And

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Speaker 3: then I was hy, Lenny, how are you going?

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Speaker 2: This is Will from Will and Woody also known as

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Speaker 2: Richard Frid But I just branked you.

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Speaker 13: Yes, Hi, how are you going? No worries? How are

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Really well? But were you buying any of that? When

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Speaker 13: And we often get like requests for people like to

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Speaker 3: The moment though, where he was threatening to put poss

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Speaker 2: Actually, funnily enough, Land, I actually live just around the

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Speaker 2: if anyone gets a chance to go to it is

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Speaker 13: Yeah, where we're sort of relocating this week. I'm hoping

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Speaker 2: If anyone's looking for a quaint spot to do some

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Speaker 2: then head into Neighborhood Books in north Gate. Lenn, thank

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Speaker 2: you so much.

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Speaker 13: Now is absolute pleasure.

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Speaker 2: If anybody else is looking to buy a copy of

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Speaker 3: Please reach out to my agent. Our agent is a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down now, I'm down. That will sell that

448
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Speaker 3: book will sell? My god, you're a more on No,

449
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Speaker 3: it actually probably would I'd buy it. I would buy

450
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Speaker 3: no cofee table. We'll talk off it. We'll talk off it.

451
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 3: Something there isn't there. We just need yachts and Wine.

452
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

453
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Speaker 3: What is the dumbest rule that your parents try to enforce? Yeah,

454
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Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. If something

455
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Speaker 3: comes to mind, hanging out the bath mat for mine,

456
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 3: just to get things going. That was a pretty that's pretty.

457
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 3: That's fair enough, isn't it? Is it? Someone's just going to.

458
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Speaker 2: Stand on it again in about saturated?

459
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, good point, good point. That's a stupid rule.

460
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 3: That's a stupid, stupid rule.

461
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Speaker 2: And we used to get dragged back up to the

462
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Speaker 2: bathroom for that. Now you can't leave the table till

463
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Speaker 2: your brother finishes his dinner too, stupid rule.

464
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Speaker 3: And because once the brother knows that he's got pa,

465
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Speaker 3: he's not leaving an he knows I want to go

466
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Speaker 3: and watch neighbors. I was a hostage shocking rule. Now,

467
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Speaker 3: the reason we're talking about these stupid rules that parents

468
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 3: try to enforce is because, as the parents are in

469
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Speaker 3: the US, who found it's quite extraordinary. This is on

470
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 3: TikTok just found an extraordinary amount of rappers and food

471
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Speaker 3: scraps behind her child's bed. Yeah, she did a video

472
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Speaker 3: of it being viewed seventeen point five million times. But

473
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Speaker 3: here's the thing. It's your fault, mum, because clearly you

474
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Speaker 3: were trying to run the rule of no eating in

475
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Speaker 3: the bedroom, which forced the child to hide the evidence. Yeah,

476
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Speaker 3: that's the only reason there's a mess that if you

477
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: just said, hey, eat in your room wouldn't be a problem.

478
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Speaker 3: Do you think eating Do you think not eating in

479
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Speaker 3: your room is a stupid rule? Stupid rule? We're always

480
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 3: going to do it.

481
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Speaker 12: I did it.

482
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Speaker 2: Seriously, There's nothing worse than crumbs in a bed mate.

483
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 3: As if you didn't run up with your little packet

484
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Speaker 3: chips or something up into your bed. Yeah it, I'd

485
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Speaker 3: snaffle it by my desk. Not in my bed though,

486
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,239
Speaker 3: Oh no, not in in the bed. That rule I'm

487
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 3: okay with. Not in the bedroom. Yeah, bedroom ridiculous. We

488
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 3: all snaffle the milky way out there, of course we did.

489
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Speaker 3: And Mum and dad know that. Don't put your feet

490
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Speaker 3: on the couch. I mean, dad, did you ever? Did

491
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 3: you ever have that imposed on you? Yeah, don't know.

492
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Speaker 3: I was to put my feet on the on the couch,

493
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Speaker 3: but let me tell you something. Will know that I

494
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 3: put my feet on that couch because I'm a human being,

495
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 3: and if I'm relaxing watching True Lies or something. I

496
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 3: want my feet on the couch while Arnie is scuba

497
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 3: diving and then dancing with your career. Phenomenal scene. You

498
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: want to see that with my feet on the couch.

499
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Speaker 3: Here's another one. Take your shoes off at the door.

500
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Speaker 3: I'm going to be leaving shortly. I'm obviously going to

501
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 3: walk inside with my shoes on. I hate people that

502
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,679
Speaker 3: say take your shoes off at the door. I'm going

503
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 3: to put it out there. We're all wearing shoes. Yeah,

504
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 3: everyone on the planet. On the planet mostly wears shoes.

505
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, or they have worn shoes, or they well,

506
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Speaker 3: they have warm That's a ridiculous comment. Ridiculous, but ridiculous.

507
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 3: Let's focus back on parents making stupid rules. Let's not

508
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 3: tie ourselves out. No balls inside, stupid rolls like you

509
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 3: know what you should have done, just go soft balls inside.

510
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 3: That was vulnerable. I feel like that was vulnerable.

511
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Speaker 2: What's the dumb rule that your parents used to enforce.

512
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: I just want to break do.

513
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 3: One, yes, yes, talk to me.

514
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 2: Not allowed to use our toilet our as in, you're

515
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 2: not allowed to use the en sweet toilet.

516
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Speaker 3: Who do they think they are? Well, who do they

517
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 3: if my brother's up there and he's been up there

518
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 3: for a while using your toilet.

519
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also funnily enough, like I don't know what

520
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 2: what stage parents realize this, but saying that sort of

521
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: stuff to a kid is a red rag to a

522
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 2: boll of course. It is like first thing I do

523
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 2: when I get home would go straight to mum and

524
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Speaker 2: Dad's toilet, no one else in the house.

525
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Speaker 3: You also have used my parents toilet was on the

526
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Speaker 3: little walking robe there, you were through the robe.

527
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Speaker 2: You through it was attle sanctuary. I can see why

528
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 2: they wanted bounds. Let's go to Shelby on thirty one

529
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Speaker 2: and six five. Shelby, what was the dumb rule that

530
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Speaker 2: your parents tried to enforce?

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Speaker 10: Hi, guys, we were to wear like hats or beanies

532
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Speaker 10: at the dinner table.

533
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Speaker 3: No, no hats at the table is a thing?

534
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 10: Yeah?

535
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, well, I'm just saying I had it

536
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Speaker 2: enforced him.

537
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 3: I'm big on that though. You think hats off and

538
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 3: the same why. I just think it's rude to wear

539
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 3: a hat and it's so old and traditional. I know

540
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 3: we're past it that, Like, if it's a formal dinner,

541
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 3: I think we're past it. You think we're past it

542
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 3: even with fair enough. Have you got kids, Shelby, Yeah,

543
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 3: I do.

544
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Speaker 1: I have young kids.

545
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: Do you take that You're cool with hats at the

546
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 2: table with them?

547
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Speaker 5: Yeap?

548
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 4: Hats of tables fine by me.

549
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: Yeah cool. Because the thing is when you get told

550
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 3: to take your hat off, you've always got hat hair.

551
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 3: And then when when you take the hat off, the

552
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 3: table just tortures you for having hat hair. Just let

553
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: him leave their hat on.

554
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, these days, you know, I feel like these days,

555
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: given that I don't have any hair, people never ask

556
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: me to take my hat off anyway because they're scared

557
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 2: of having that moment.

558
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: It would be cruel, it'd be cruel to make you.

559
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's gone back a couple of centimeters.

560
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 3: Let's go to Maddie. Your dad's had a dumb rule.

561
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Speaker 5: Ah.

562
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Speaker 10: Yeah, So my dad's dumb rule was if you ever slammed.

563
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 5: Your door, he would take it off you and you weren't.

564
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Speaker 9: Allowed it back until you promise you wouldn't slang the

565
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 9: door over again, like.

566
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Speaker 3: He unscrewed the door.

567
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 6: Oh, he took my door off me a couple of

568
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 6: times because I slammed it in his face.

569
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: How long for how long for?

570
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 5: Because I got angry at him and he just slammed it.

571
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how long was it gone for? Like how

572
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 3: many How long did he call gone for like a week?

573
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 10: Like a week?

574
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 2: Or when he say gone, like did he store it

575
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: in plain side?

576
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: You know, like a martyr?

577
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 2: That it was?

578
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 9: It was it?

579
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 3: It was bringing up when I crossed in the backyard,

580
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 3: he put it in the hall.

581
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 6: And I had to put up a blanket on my

582
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 6: door so that I could like, good on him for

583
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 6: following through that.

584
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 3: I respect that from your dad.

585
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 2: Emily was called on thirty one six dum dumb rules

586
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 2: your parents, mate, and what you got?

587
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Speaker 5: Hello.

588
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 8: So my mom, every time I'd have a shower, or

589
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 8: anyone for that matter, she would make them wipe down

590
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 8: the shower after.

591
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: We used it, like squeegey, squeege you wood or oh anything.

592
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 9: It could be like a microfiber class. It could be

593
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 9: a squeegee anything, as long as it was clean of water.

594
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 3: So you had to dry the shower, drive your shower.

595
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 13: Drive yourself.

596
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 4: I had to dry the shower.

597
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: So even if your brother or sister was about to

598
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 3: get in, you have to dry it before they jump in. Yeh,

599
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 3: that is bisast.

600
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to start enforcing that when I have kids.

601
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: Arek and dry the shower, guys, I don't want to

602
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 2: see a drop of water and that outraging.

603
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 3: You don't mind missed to run with them.

604
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: You know you can make these outrageous rules with your kids.

605
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't know. You get drunk with power. They

606
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: don't know drunk with power. It's like a dictator at

607
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: the home.

608
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: Guys, mow the grass. You're not allowed to use a moa.

609
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: Figure it out? Yeah, and hands behind your back. Yeah

610
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 3: that's right, guys, eat it like a sheep. I'm going

611
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 3: to be a terrible parent. Let's go to merry here

612
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: before I hang myself any further. Merry, Like I think

613
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 3: chaores without hands is a great punishment. I mean, it's

614
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 3: pretty funny. Sudden you're taking the rubbish out. That's a

615
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 3: shocking punishment. Yeah, well Mary is actually a parent. Mary,

616
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: would that be a good punishment drinking for the kids?

617
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 3: Make them do chores with their hands behind their back?

618
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 10: Oh no, hardly going to do the choice. What do

619
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 10: you mean?

620
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 2: That's a good point, may reason, that's why you're running

621
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: down God quickly.

622
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 3: But Mary, you're actually God. Hazardous.

623
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: You know, unpacking the dish rusher turns into you know,

624
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: the cuts using.

625
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 10: Your afters and you're licking the plates.

626
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.

627
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: That's true, fair pisonous.

628
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 3: But Mary, you've you've caught up for a particular reason.

629
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 3: You've got a view on taking shoes off before going inside.

630
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 3: What's your take?

631
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 10: Yes, So when you said that, I was like, I

632
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 10: think me on behalf of all the Asian community here

633
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 10: were like outraged that you would like to think it's okay.

634
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: That's true actually, because I don't know a ventured Japan

635
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: before you have there are set shoes that you have

636
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 2: to wear inside, so you change shoes and it's an abomination.

637
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 10: I bear you to have a look at underneath your

638
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 10: shoe right now and see if you could actually like

639
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 10: put it close to your face. It's not like it's disgusting.

640
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 3: But I'm going to shoe right now.

641
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: But let me ask you a question, Mary, when was

642
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: the last time you were down on the floor sniffing

643
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: the floor?

644
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 10: I mean, I don't sniff floor, but it's like it's

645
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 10: a good feeling to have a clean like floor.

646
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: For going with your logic, which is, you know, put

647
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: your hand put your face next to your shoe, then

648
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: you know ifso facto?

649
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: When was your face next to the floor?

650
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: Mary, It's the Will and Woody podcast.

651
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 3: What's the worst part of a wedding? What's the part

652
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 3: that you look for to the least?

653
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: Now, there's an advertisement in the US which I think

654
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: would comfortably take first spot for the worst.

655
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: Role to play in a wedding.

656
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: Woods And there's an advertisement for somebody for a thousand

657
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 2: US dollars to simply distract and de escalate the bride's.

658
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 3: Mother in law. See that's good cash.

659
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: Quote flatter her for two days and please make it

660
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: easy for us. She's probably going to wear white and

661
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: try to escalate small dramas. Your job is simply to

662
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: distract and de escalate two days.

663
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: How big is his wedding?

664
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: Oh well that seemed to be for the rehearsal dinner

665
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: and everything just wants out of the picture.

666
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Speaker 3: I'll do it. And this is the job description.

667
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Speaker 2: Well, they'd be worried that you'd sleep with auricon.

668
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 3: I've previously rageous comments to outrageous comment. How old is

669
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 3: the mother in law as well? Mother ages is huge?

670
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 3: Damn it? Now I buried myself.

671
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 2: So The requirements are conversationalist, de escalator, good dancer, experience

672
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: with narcissists.

673
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: You do that every day.

674
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: Tick tick tik tik, able to pretend you're having to

675
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: be a guest interested in sitting, dancing, and able to

676
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: give your undivided attention. You have to wear your own

677
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: suit as well, so they're not going to give you

678
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: a free suit.

679
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: But look, I do want to talking about the worst

680
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: job at a wedding. Yeah, job was the worst part

681
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: of the wedding.

682
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: Because the one thing I can empathize with this story

683
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: is when you get your wedding invite, you know you

684
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: sure you're there, You're on the day.

685
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: You look at the and look you and I given

686
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: our kaper, given our penchon for talking.

687
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, traditionally people who get thrown on top of grenades

688
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: on the seating plan.

689
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

690
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: And when I've got all your mates there, you get

691
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 2: you have you have a quick glance at the seating

692
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: plan and you're like, of course, you put me next

693
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: to the cousin that nobody else knows, because you know

694
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: that I could talk underwater.

695
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 3: I was single for a while there as well, a

696
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 3: couple of years there. Role was single and you know,

697
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: if any of my friends are listening, that invited me

698
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 3: to their weddings, and I'm very grateful for that. Clearly

699
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 3: I was jumping on grenades. It was just like, Okay,

700
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 3: he's alone, you haven't got a partner a little which

701
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 3: can we chuck him in? No, we know that he's

702
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 3: going to be able to take care of Auntie Benny.

703
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 2: She's just going to want to talk about her apple

704
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 2: orchard that she used to own when she was twelve

705
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: years old.

706
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 3: And you'll deal with that.

707
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 2: Would You'll probably make some great gags about it, apples,

708
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: you know, talk about the fact that you're a big

709
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 2: fan of apple juice. All of a sudden, she's have

710
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 2: the best night of her life and your night's completely disregarded.

711
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course that's a shocking moment.

712
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're at a wedding when you look at the

713
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: wedding with the seating chart and realize you're sitting next

714
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: to a grenade. But there are others out there like

715
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 2: weddings are wonderful occasions. Don't get me wrong, guys, I

716
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: want to go back to a COVID free world where

717
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: there are weddings again. What I'm not looking forward to, however,

718
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 2: is after the bride and groom get married, and someone

719
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 2: walks forward and says, the twenty most important people at

720
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: the wedding are going to go and get photos for

721
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: four and a half hours. Now, we know you're here

722
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: sometime mid afternoon and none of you have eaten for

723
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 2: three hours. But if you could just talk amongst yourselves

724
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: with some champagne in a weird setting. You're not sitting down,

725
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 2: you're not watching the ceremony, No one quite knows what's

726
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 2: going on for that time.

727
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 3: That's a horrible moment, ye shocking time. That's a shocking

728
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 3: time lost that I've.

729
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: Had some of the worst conversations of my life there

730
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you're talking to a chick you

731
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: used to know back in year five, and then you

732
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: realize that you didn't know her at all.

733
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 3: And then someone walks up to you and they're like,

734
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: that's not Amelia, and you're like, ah, perfect.

735
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because I've had ten glasses of champagne and

736
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 2: nothing to eat for three hours.

737
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 3: No matter what the moment is for you, what about

738
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 3: the dance.

739
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: What about that first dance when the bridal party walk

740
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: out and you've got two people who have just met.

741
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 2: A lot of the time welcome Stephen and Tiffany and

742
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 2: they've planned something backstage. Neither of them can dance, and

743
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 2: it kind of looks like a weird conglomeration of a

744
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: whale flapping on top of the water and a fish

745
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 2: who's just jumped out of the fish bowl.

746
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great analogy. I've seen that a lot.

747
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 3: I've seen that move alone. We are to walk doing

748
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 3: it is the worst job. What's the worst part of

749
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: a wedding. I'll take job because there are stinky jobs

750
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 3: out there.

751
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 4: You know.

752
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, holding the rings, Holding

753
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 3: the rings is a shocking I'm going.

754
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 2: To go out there and say, best man in general

755
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: is a shocking job.

756
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong.

757
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 2: The privilege outweighs the tasks.

758
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 3: At the end of the day. It's an honor to asked.

759
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 2: I can't think of a single best man that has

760
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: had a good day on the wedding day up until

761
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: the point where they say the final words of their speech,

762
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: and then all they're doing is saying sober. So they

763
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: just stay sober the whole day. So for the ceremony,

764
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 2: they just sweat on the facts that they.

765
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: Haven't got the rings. Yeah.

766
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're trying to console their best mate who's

767
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 2: irrationally anxious.

768
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 5: Yep.

769
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 2: And then they just stay on the waters until they talk.

770
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 2: And then after the talk they're so punted that I

771
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 2: have to talk anymore. They get so pissed that they

772
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: always just en up to waste it.

773
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 3: They play catch up. That's a shocking night. It never works,

774
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 3: a shocking time for all. Best man Joe. My least

775
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 3: favorite part of a wedding is and this isn't necessarily

776
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 3: the wedding itself, but just putting the suit on.

777
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 13: Yeah.

778
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 3: Now, you and me don't wear suits when I'm not

779
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 3: business hounds. We we come in here in pretty much pajamas, so.

780
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 2: Both you and I have substantial rips in our clothing.

781
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 2: We take advantage of being on an audible media.

782
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 3: So I have horrific anxiety every time, like it's the

783
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 3: wedding day, Like, oh my god, I haven't checked my

784
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 3: suit and you're looking for stains from the previous wedding,

785
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 3: or have I got fatter? Have I lost waves stay

786
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 3: from the previous weddings. Oh, it's a shock when fants

787
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 3: and you're like, god, damn it. Not a good look.

788
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're running around. Anyone got a face washer?

789
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 2: I f eally might have opened a can of wedding

790
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 2: cand of weddings there. Oh here, he is no can

791
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: of worms there, because there's obviously I mean, you think

792
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 2: it's bad for guys getting ready for a wedding. I

793
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 2: haven't had a single wedding preparation with my partner Sam,

794
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 2: and like god, love it without there being a tear at.

795
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 3: Some stage during the preparation. Yeah, I would also cry.

796
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 3: They've just got so many options, so much everything that

797
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 3: goes on at least half a day.

798
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: I think we should maybe park our chatterag getting ready good?

799
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 2: Lisa Lisa on thirty one O six ' five. What's

800
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 2: the worst part of a wedding?

801
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, The worst part for me was my husband

802
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 4: and I went to a wedding and we were really

803
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 4: excited to see all our mates. We hadn't seen them

804
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 4: for ages. Couldn't wait to get in and sit down

805
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 4: together and spread the sign that tells you where you're sitting,

806
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 4: and we were all sat at different tables.

807
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a move, isn't it? Split? The part.

808
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 4: They split My husband and I on the table that

809
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 4: we're on with a complete stranger, so no one knew

810
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 4: anyone if everyone was sitting at the table, just get along.

811
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 3: With each other, guys, have a great time.

812
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 4: It was like, yeah, we want everyone to get to

813
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 4: know each other, people getting.

814
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: There's five people here that I want to talk to,

815
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: and if I'm not having a dart with them, we're

816
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 2: getting drunk with them.

817
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: I don't want to see anybody else. Show me the game.

818
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 3: He meant the games where you're thinking, you meant the

819
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 3: girl always looking for them, aren't you. You're like, you

820
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 3: know you guys aren't at the table.

821
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 2: You're obviously out having a singing, and we're going to

822
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 2: get out of here because I'm sitting next to Ryl

823
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: and she's at least half a bottle of shot and

824
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: a deep and all of a sudden, I'm finding out

825
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: that she used to have a pinchon for trigger fish.

826
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 3: In the Caribbean.

827
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 2: We've got India, Indiana. Indiana was called Indiana. What's the

828
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 2: worst part of a wedding?

829
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 10: Hey, guys's going on.

830
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 9: I've only ever been to a couple of weddings, and

831
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 9: I feel like whenever I go to one, it's either

832
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 9: it's my partner's cousin or my cousin. I go there

833
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 9: and the couple is always pretty much having their celebrity

834
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 9: moment and everyone's fawning over them, and then you want

835
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 9: to go up and talk to them, but you're like, oh,

836
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 9: I don't really want to take their time away from

837
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 9: anyone else. True saying hello to them, You're like, oh, no,

838
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 9: I shouldn't be talking.

839
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 2: They're talking to you, so feel guilty, Indiana. I actually

840
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 2: I was talking to a friend of mine the other day,

841
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 2: if she's listening.

842
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: Shan told me this when she got married.

843
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: Everybody feels like a burden talking to the bride and

844
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: groom after a get married, so everyone tries to do

845
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: a drive by how you're going? And she said to

846
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 2: me all she wanted was somebody to just stick around, yeah,

847
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 2: because she was like, I just want to have a

848
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: single conversation that gets out of first year after I've

849
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: been married, because every conversation is just hey, how are

850
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: you going?

851
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 3: So great to see you, I'm going to get out

852
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 3: of your face. You look amazing. You look.

853
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: You guys for fifteen years? Can someone just asked me

854
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 2: how I'm going? And like, just just dial it down

855
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: a second, because you're just on this like merry go

856
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 2: round of people, so that by the end you just exhausted.

857
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 3: She actually had to walk over to her mom or

858
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 3: a sister or something.

859
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: It's like, can we just sit down and talk about

860
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: something normal?

861
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, she lived on Cheryl to stick around. Cheryl, tell

862
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 3: me about the trigger.

863
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 2: God.

864
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't about your time in the Caribbean after

865
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 3: World War Two?

866
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 5: Will you?

867
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 3: Did you end up with Roger after he crashed that plane?

868
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: What's the what was your worst wedding moment? You're talking

869
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: about getting married yourself, mate.

870
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 5: I don't dream of that. When I was nineteen, I

871
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 5: was unlucky to be chosen out of both the groom

872
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 5: and bride, who I both knew to be the person

873
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 5: to separate the grooms and bride's parents from each other,

874
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 5: because the parents of the bride and the groom made

875
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 5: it publicly known that they did not like each other.

876
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 3: Bloody.

877
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 5: It would put me in a hard situation as I

878
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 5: was really small compared to both these fathers and one

879
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 5: of one of one of the fathers was actually quite tall.

880
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 5: And when the bride and groom has brought back up

881
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 5: the eye all asked, you know the bouts and all that,

882
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 5: and everyone's walking out. I'm keeping my bird's eye view

883
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 5: on the groom's father. He's being really agitated, and he

884
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 5: walks up and he tries to get in front of

885
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 5: the bride's father. So the bride's father slacked the groom's

886
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 5: father in the middle of the aisles, in the middle,

887
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Speaker 5: in the middle of everyone. And I'm ducking because I've

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Speaker 2: that you used the word bird's eye view, but you

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Speaker 2: previously just told me how short you were compared to

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Speaker 2: everyone else, So it's for I was in a crane,

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Speaker 2: so he.

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Speaker 13: Was in a grain.

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Speaker 3: Picker.

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