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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jack's wife, Bianca has got a very big but very

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Speaker 2: exciting day to day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she is in Australia ten years this year. We

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Speaker 3: came over in twenty eleven. While I was already here,

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Speaker 3: come she came.

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Speaker 2: I'd say, it's a big day today. He's so big,

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Speaker 2: he's confuter if he's Australian from another planet.

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Speaker 3: I met her in New York ten years ago. We

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Speaker 3: came back together and she sits her citizenship test this

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Speaker 3: morning at ten thirty in there at the Immigration building

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Speaker 3: in the city. And we've been so all week. We've

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Speaker 3: been studying Australian history date, heads of state, heads of.

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Speaker 2: This, heads of some radio stations, you name her head,

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Speaker 2: they've studied it. Okay, Jack came here two years ago.

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Speaker 3: I don't have to see the test. Thankfully.

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Speaker 2: I think you've failed. I'm really excited because this has

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Speaker 2: been me. I think in a year or two's time,

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Speaker 2: I'm elegible to apply. First of all, I think you

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Speaker 2: have to apply and they won't reject it outright with

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Speaker 2: just the name google him. Oh god, no, yes, but

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Speaker 2: bank is doing it today. This is amazing. So what

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Speaker 2: we thought we'd do is we'd help her out because

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Speaker 2: I think it's it's multiple choice. Because friends of mine

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Speaker 2: have done this. I believe it's multiple choice. Bank you,

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Happy New Year, you too. I

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Speaker 2: feel like I haven't seen you in ages. Also, can

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Speaker 2: I just say that I saw the photos of the

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Speaker 2: herb garden. It looks beautiful, and I think it's all

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Speaker 2: shame that Jack annex. The Camra Marle Camamarle tea is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: I'm so excited, and we're still growing it and I

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Speaker 4: think slowly I'll get him to let me plant it

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Speaker 4: all over the garden.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, absolutely, And then what's this about the chestnight you

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Speaker 2: have planned tonight? You too? You know it's been Jack

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Speaker 2: said you have to postpone it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's canceled. But that's okay. It's more time to

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Speaker 4: practice good luck today.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'm so nervous.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you'll smash it. You'll smash it. You will,

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Speaker 2: you do, really will. All right, So what we're gonna do,

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Speaker 2: Then we're gonna help you out. We're gonna do this

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Speaker 2: in two bits. I've got a couple of questions here.

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Speaker 2: There are actually former questions from the actual citizenship test.

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Speaker 2: You want to see how you get on some of

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Speaker 2: these as a warm up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm ready to go. But I thought they

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Speaker 4: were going to be from the Facebook page.

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Speaker 2: Oh don't worry, don't worry, don't get ahead of yourself.

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Speaker 2: I will come to those easing you into this biankee,

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Speaker 2: you know how the show works, going to ease you

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Speaker 2: into the viper's nest.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I like to do my homework.

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Speaker 2: What is the capital city of Australia? Is it a Brisbane?

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Speaker 2: Is it Big Camera or c Perth? What is the

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Speaker 2: capital city of Australia?

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Speaker 4: Canbra Wow?

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Speaker 2: Done? Come on in, you're a citizen. And of the

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Speaker 2: fact that they had some more or less because there's

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Speaker 2: a big argument between Melbourne and Sydney about who want

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Speaker 2: to be the coverin that's inventsive new place.

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Speaker 3: Sentially, they went, this is halfway between both of them,

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Speaker 3: this will be the capt So I.

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Speaker 2: Could compromise with two sort of battling brothers. Isn't it

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Speaker 2: to be honest? All right? Next question, then, which of

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Speaker 2: these statements about voting in an Australian election is correct?

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Speaker 2: A voting is by show of hands, These are actual questions.

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Speaker 2: B people are free and save to vote for any

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Speaker 2: candidate or ce people must write their name on their

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Speaker 2: vote abey or c See people are free. Don't know homework?

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Speaker 3: Well you don't. I mean it's pretty common sense.

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Speaker 2: Should people tolerate one another when they find that they disagree?

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Speaker 2: A It is against the law to disagree with one

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Speaker 2: another in Australia. B. No, people only need to treat

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Speaker 2: each other with respect if they agree with one another.

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Speaker 2: See yes, peaceful disagreement with effect. Australian values in relation

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Speaker 2: to mutual respect Amy or Sea Bianca. So far, Okay,

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Speaker 2: when we come back, we have got some questions that

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Speaker 2: we think should be in the Australian citizenship test. We've

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Speaker 2: got five questions. Some of them are audio that you

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Speaker 2: need to listen to as well. Okay, stay there, we're

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Speaker 2: back with your.

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Speaker 6: Next Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, right, you've any of these questions? Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 2: these are what I think are proper questions about life

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Speaker 2: here in Australia. Yeah, you must love chicken salt. I

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Speaker 2: mean Australians love that chicken salt.

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Speaker 4: Right, love chicken salt.

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Speaker 2: We've got some. You've got to have any pantry. It's great.

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Speaker 2: Chicken salt's great. Name three of the ingredients of chicken

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Speaker 2: salt on them? Spoiler alerts.

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Speaker 4: I can see what the outside packaging looks like, like

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Speaker 4: I you need the name? Hold on anchor? Is one?

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Speaker 3: What and anchor?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Wait?

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Speaker 4: What's the question? Oh no, I'm going to fail.

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Speaker 2: The question is what a couple herb god chest nights

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Speaker 2: you in? Name three of the ingredients of chicken salt?

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Speaker 4: Okay, salt?

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Speaker 2: What flower? No? Yes, flower isn't it?

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Speaker 4: And onion powder?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Done? Wow? Done?

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Speaker 3: Are you in the kitchen at the moment?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you cheating?

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Speaker 4: No? No, I need well, no, that's obvious. I tried

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Speaker 4: to make chicken salt the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Because it's really expensive to buy, isn't it. You

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Speaker 2: know it's only fifty cents to buy a little speaker

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Speaker 2: of it? How many you know, the Prime Minister of

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Speaker 2: this country, Scott Morrison? Yeah, how many Scott Morrisons? How

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Speaker 2: many scomos would you have to stack on top of

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Speaker 2: each other to reach the top of Sydney Harbor Bridge.

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Speaker 2: How many scimos on top of each other to reach

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Speaker 2: the top of the harbor Bridge? We just need a number.

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Speaker 2: How many skimos?

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Speaker 4: Twenty thousands?

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of thou told you for years? An inch?

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Speaker 2: Why I see him on the TV. He's only about.

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Speaker 4: Really tall, thought it was really tall.

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Speaker 2: He's really till twenty thousand. He's like he's sort of

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Speaker 2: heading the moon. Twenty five, No, twenty seven, twenty seven,

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Speaker 2: that's all right. Sydney Harbor Bridge is forty nine meters high.

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Speaker 2: Scott Morrison is five for eleven inches or one hundred

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Speaker 2: and eighty two centimeters. If you want to plan, Jack's

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Speaker 2: actually googling it like it should be. Not twenty thousand

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Speaker 2: or five hundred score.

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Speaker 3: Twenty seven sounds small.

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Speaker 4: Twenty seven sounds low.

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Speaker 2: H We're gonna have to pray and move on. Okay,

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Speaker 2: al right, Next question for you when pack? When packing

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Speaker 2: and eski, which one do you put in first to

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Speaker 2: maximize the amount of space for beer? Do you put

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Speaker 2: the ice in or the beer?

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Speaker 4: The beer first and then the ice on top?

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Speaker 2: No messing, well done. That should be the only question

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Speaker 2: in here because it combines beer and ski. What shape

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Speaker 2: is one batpoop? Ohn has a distinctive shape one bat poop?

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Speaker 4: And it's not round, square, no, rectangular? No what I

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Speaker 4: don't know?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's cube. The case this comes up to

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Speaker 2: those cud, it's bound to come up to go. I'm

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Speaker 2: in w A, Western Australia. I have sixty kilograms of

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Speaker 2: potatoes on me. Am I breaking the law?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, yes.

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Speaker 2: I am illegal. It is illegal for an individual in

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Speaker 2: Western Australia to have over fifty kilograms of potatoes. Still

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Speaker 4: Why that's a whole b on them?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay, all right? Two final questions? How

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Speaker 2: much does a Bunning snag cost? How much does a

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Speaker 2: Bunning sausage sandwich cost? Stable pank? Well? Do all right?

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Speaker 2: Last one? Listen along to this? Listen to this? Which

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Speaker 2: classic TV show is this?

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Speaker 1: There's a big.

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Speaker 2: Ender chairs well to one.

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Speaker 1: There are people with games and stories to tech Australian

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Speaker 1: version of Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 2: Calm inside, What do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: I have no idea. The only thing I know like

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Speaker 4: that is like the Wiggles, But it's definitely not them.

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Speaker 2: Not Mini miles away was play school. I think that's

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Speaker 2: a tough question. Final one, what end on this? I

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Speaker 2: think we have this? Where would you find a Tarso?

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Speaker 2: Where would you find a Tarso?

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Speaker 4: What's a taso?

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Speaker 2: Well that's a question.

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Speaker 3: Did they even have tatos?

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Speaker 2: Anymore?

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Speaker 4: Really hard?

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, you want to be an Australian citizen.

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Speaker 4: This was supposed to get me set up and excited

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Speaker 4: for today.

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Speaker 2: It will now you know twenty sevends go most top

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Speaker 2: of Sydney Harbor Bridge, not twenty.

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Speaker 3: I still dispute that.

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Speaker 2: Check it out, Tarso, where would you find a Tarso?

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Speaker 2: It's inside something? There you go, let's narrow it down,

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Speaker 2: inside something? Oh what's this in here? It's a tarso?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Is it? Is it food?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Is it inside chocolate?

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Speaker 2: Packet of chips? Packet of chips? Look, I think you've

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Speaker 2: done very very well.

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Speaker 4: I really haven't.

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Speaker 2: No, I know you have. I think you're gonna You're

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Speaker 2: gonna ace the test today. You've had expert tuition from Jack.

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Speaker 2: She got the bun in sausage and the question. You

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Speaker 2: smashed this. Good luck to day we anchor quet. Thank

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Speaker 2: you all right, have a nice weekend, see you soon.

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Speaker 2: That's where bye bye.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Time now for the win of fortunes. This is where

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Speaker 2: we put a couple of song titles on a wheel.

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Speaker 2: We spin the wheel. Whatever song title it lands on,

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Speaker 2: we that's the phone in title. All right. The songs

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Speaker 2: today going on go your own way Fleetwood Mac. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: maybe stories of saying that to something you can go

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Speaker 2: your own way? What's my age again? Blink one eighty two?

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Speaker 2: Still haven't found what I'm looking for? You two? This

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Speaker 2: one's still in there. For last year, hold your hand out,

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Speaker 2: naughty boy?

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Speaker 3: Can we get rid of that?

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Speaker 2: Seriously? I thought we said last year we can't have

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Speaker 2: a song about corporal punishment for fun stories about that?

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Speaker 2: And then a hot new entry for twenty twenty one

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Speaker 2: thong song Cisco Let's spin the wheel? Oh no, do

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Speaker 2: you remember this Cisco thong song? How the hell are

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Speaker 2: we meant to do a phone in evolving thongs? I mean?

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Speaker 2: And now Australians love thongs? Okay, that's what it's landed on.

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Speaker 2: Then the thong song by Cisco, So we're looking at

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Speaker 2: stories about thongs. Who's got a story about a thong?

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Speaker 2: Has anyone got a story about a thong? I remember

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Speaker 2: there was a story last year early last year on

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Speaker 2: the news about I think it's a guy in Brisbane

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Speaker 2: who it was going across the road, the thong got loose,

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Speaker 3: A thong, have you, I might kill it just by

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Speaker 3: telling what comes to my head. No one's calling it.

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Speaker 3: It's not a good story, but I have something about

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Speaker 3: a thong. The worst part of the thong is always

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Speaker 2: Is probably the most important part.

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Speaker 3: But it is so franked between the big toe and

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Speaker 3: the second toe that part always comes undone. So it

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Speaker 3: under the thong, I hammered a nail through the bottom

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Speaker 3: so that it would hold the thong in place, all right, mcguy, and.

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Speaker 2: Nailed through it. Yeah, but that must make it even

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Speaker 3: Well, it worked, but it did make it uncomfortable to step,

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Speaker 2: Aside from that, it worked.

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Speaker 3: The nails are facing up to my foot. It's like

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Speaker 3: it's like I'm stepping on the side of her nail.

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Speaker 2: Sure, certainly, just every time. It's just the side of

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Speaker 3: What are your thong stories, guys, guys.

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Speaker 8: Christian wouldn't even wear them, he's too, I.

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Speaker 2: Do have I No, no, I do have thongs. Probably

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Speaker 2: perhaps I have. You've got still thong You guys grew

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Speaker 8: Actually, you know what. One of my girlfriends got married

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Speaker 2: She got You can't listen, Cinderetda. It's not a story

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Speaker 2: about will the golden You don't but dazzle someone with

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Speaker 8: She got some white thongs from came out because the

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Speaker 2: That's actually pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: So often Brian will want the bridesmaids and the rest

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Speaker 3: So what do you go under a thong.

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Speaker 2: Or a song with a nail? Just bang.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: A Will of Fortunes. So it's landed on who remembers

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Speaker 2: back in the day, Cisco? Anyone? Cisco? All right? Have

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Speaker 2: you got story involving a thong, orthongs or several things?

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Speaker 2: I don't want the plural is of a plural. The plug,

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Speaker 2: that's the word you as so long as you always

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Speaker 2: try and struggle, remember what's the word for? What's the thingy?

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Speaker 2: You were talking about? That little popper the other bit

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Speaker 3: That's what I put the nail through the plug?

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Speaker 2: You know the French bother word have a word the

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Speaker 2: French do for thingy. La truck is the word for

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Speaker 2: thingy Because you know where we go? What's the what

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Speaker 2: if the plug on the thong blows? Use a bread

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Speaker 2: clip to fix it? Looke, that's a great idea. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's find out. Do you have any thong stories? Rebecca?

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Hi, how are you? I'm good Rebecca. Now

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Speaker 2: I believe you have a fresh thong story as in,

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Speaker 2: this is from the last twenty four hours of your life.

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Speaker 5: Yes, a traumatic one. So I somehow accidentally flushed my

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Speaker 2: How did you do that?

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Speaker 5: I have no idea. I noticed that the toilet hadn't

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Speaker 3: I thought the flush was so strong and it was

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Speaker 3: ripping it off your body, I.

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Speaker 2: Thought, I still thought, because I'm an Englishman and a gentleman,

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Speaker 2: I thought, you meant the song from your foot?

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Speaker 5: No what the song song is about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Familiar with that? Wow? We okay? Gotcha? Okay I

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Speaker 2: mean literal? Yes? Yeah, there we go use a break clip,

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Speaker 2: okay if they ever break for the plug. All right, Rebecca,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. You col have a nice weekend.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Bye, Sue. Good morning, Hello Sue, Welcome to the show. Honey,

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Speaker 2: good Friday morning. Your thong story, Well, when my husband

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Speaker 2: I told everybody to just wear songs to his un

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Speaker 2: perfect What a lovely gesture.

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Speaker 3: That's sweet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he genuinely would have really liked that. That's an

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Speaker 2: awesome thing as well. God, I'm not being paranoid that

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Speaker 2: we talk about the same song. You know that. You

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Speaker 2: know everyone had to eat the priests wearing a phone.

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Speaker 2: Just go with us. What he would have wanted smiling

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Speaker 6: He even had I buried him songs as well.

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Speaker 2: Awesome, that's great, all right, Sue, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Tell you what, Sue, We'll give you our last para

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Speaker 2: tickets this week. We give you a pair of tickets

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Speaker 2: for Village Gold class on us. I love that story.

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Speaker 6: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Thank you everybody, and you thanks so take

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Speaker 6: Yes, my dad has a cracker of a song story.

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Speaker 6: He was we were on holiday in Camber. It was

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Speaker 6: he was started being chased by a dog. So he

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Speaker 6: home in them in one song?

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Speaker 2: What's worse than no thong? Just one thong?

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Speaker 6: And when he got back to the hotel room, most

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Speaker 6: do as you lost the song? He said, actually I

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Speaker 6: found one.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Have a lovely weekend.

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Speaker 3: Now, hey, we have never got to our chased by

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Speaker 3: a dog story yet, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, the strangest thing ever. Tell you what, Let's

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Speaker 2: put a pen in it. Next week. There's two dog stories,

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Speaker 2: just dog stories. Sing happens just it was in stint Kilda.

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Speaker 2: Anything can happen in Sint Kilda. You wait till next

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Speaker 2: sick Kilda with this dog? One last song caller Jennifer,

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Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 7: I have a song story. So I was having a

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Speaker 7: big night out. I was traveling in Hawaii and my

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Speaker 7: this guy comes up to me. He's like, do you

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Speaker 7: trust me? I can fix your song? Anyway. I just

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Speaker 7: give him my song and he gets a lighter because

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Speaker 7: the whole flat bottom bit, you know, the plug bit,

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Speaker 2: I was hoping you red again, and we're married to

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Speaker 2: I didn't happen. Okay, Jennifer, thanks you very much. School,

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Speaker 2: have a lovely weekend. O'h got be carried away with

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Speaker 2: the ye different understandings of the thongs, everybody. One thing

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Speaker 2: a plug. Now you can tell him. Impress you all

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