Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We do wind better out our way?
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Speaker 4: William have you cleaned out my bins?
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Show, God one, o fall banks.
Speaker 6: All, Hey, Good morning, Christian O'Connell Show, Wednesday morning on
Speaker 6: Goal ten minutes past six.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jack, your boy.
Speaker 3: Get hey, Guy coome on in pass morning.
Speaker 6: Patsy, how are you know you're worried about the weather?
Speaker 6: It was another wet, windy night last night.
Speaker 2: We you know what happened last night? Just before bedtime,
Speaker 2: went to just clean up the kitchen, realized there was
Speaker 2: no hot water. So obviously what's happened with the gusts
Speaker 2: because we had gusts of one.
Speaker 4: Hundred You're blown all the hot.
Speaker 2: Water away, blind, I was blowing the pilot light actually too.
Speaker 6: Hot blown its bayside word and it's too hot at
Speaker 6: the moment you got all ours?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, it's obviously blown the pilot light out.
Speaker 2: It's done it before. So the love God got around
Speaker 2: the side of the house.
Speaker 4: I didn't think those pilot lines could go out ever.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, when there's a straw berrieze there. There's tendency too,
Speaker 2: there is with the Aquamax three sixty.
Speaker 6: Oh, you sound like someone who's had to stare at
Speaker 6: it a lot. And you know it that well like
Speaker 6: a car regio. You sat in a traffic jam looking Yeah,
Speaker 6: downloading the PDF glossary.
Speaker 2: So you take the front cover off it and all
Speaker 2: the instructions are very nicely written on the inside.
Speaker 6: So Chris in about an eighth font rust over them,
Speaker 6: haven't they?
Speaker 4: And there's when you see that the bare bones.
Speaker 6: You take that skin off, right, there's like two twisty things,
Speaker 6: you know, like one of them might involve gas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you pumped into it.
Speaker 6: I'm not a gas guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And one of the early instructions on those things is
Speaker 3: turn it off and leave it for five minutes.
Speaker 4: Yes, the old classic control delete No.
Speaker 2: So the Love God did have a bit of a tinker.
Speaker 2: I had to hold the phone with the torch so
Speaker 2: he could see what he was doing, and he said,
Speaker 2: you know, we tried.
Speaker 6: Like torch, by the way, has a sort of radius
Speaker 6: of two milimeters, isn't it What someone's over your shoulder there,
Speaker 6: you might as well be in the dark, go ight
Speaker 6: a match?
Speaker 4: Actually not?
Speaker 2: And then there was a domestic because it's like you're
Speaker 2: not pointing it in the right direction, not there over
Speaker 2: my shoulder, and then the.
Speaker 4: Dogs making a shadow with that angle.
Speaker 2: And the dogs sticking his head in the unit. It's like, Praisley,
Speaker 2: get your head out of there. Anyway, he said, look,
Speaker 2: this isn't working. But you had to sort of sort
Speaker 2: of like turn.
Speaker 4: That was his diagnosis ignition.
Speaker 2: Chris said, let's go on YouTube and we'll have a look.
Speaker 2: So we watched about three different videos and I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm just going to call met our
Speaker 2: plumber from wind and Vail Plumbing.
Speaker 4: He will tell me boom, hear the drop. He's brilliant,
Speaker 4: Not just Matt Windham Veil.
Speaker 2: He's brilliant. Save that Dave sold the business to Matt.
Speaker 2: Matt's taken over his very good.
Speaker 6: Totally relevant today, right unless we're starting a podcast on
Speaker 6: business merchants and acquisitions off the West.
Speaker 3: You thought Peter Dacos having two sons that played calling.
Speaker 4: Nasty.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Matt very kindly answered the phone at eight forty
Speaker 2: last night, which was very good of him, and he goes, yeah, no, mate,
Speaker 2: it sounds like it's dead. And I said, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Need to hear that, right, okay, what I'm matt.
Speaker 2: I didn't need to hear that. It could be this
Speaker 2: or it could be that. But I'm just preparing you
Speaker 2: for worst case scenario. And I said, well, when can
Speaker 2: you come out? And so I'll come out tomorrow. I said,
Speaker 2: of course that would be awesome. So I had to
Speaker 2: shower at work.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 6: I pray God that I never reduced a somuch groveling
Speaker 6: around in the gutter. I judge anyone I see there
Speaker 6: in that hair, and I always sink they've been kicked
Speaker 6: out by the partner.
Speaker 4: Okay, at work.
Speaker 2: Well someone it must be willin Woody is quite quite
Speaker 2: fond of the argon oil for messy locks in there,
Speaker 2: because there's about five bottles of this stuff. But also
Speaker 2: the lock doesn't work on the door.
Speaker 4: What kind of company can do that?
Speaker 2: It doesn't work? So I was very very maybe radio.
Speaker 6: Thirty years ago could have pervo loged it. I thought
Speaker 6: that stuff they'd actually put locks on.
Speaker 4: How could you shower.
Speaker 2: In con because well I couldn't. But it was I
Speaker 2: woke up and it's that whole thing. Do I have
Speaker 2: a like, I mean freezing cold shower? Do I not shower?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Can't. I don't like either of those options.
Speaker 4: Do you bring your hair drawer in? What do you
Speaker 4: do with all?
Speaker 6: Goes on holiday with us?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Perfumed the whole kitten kabuota.
Speaker 4: There is straight now, that's all. She has this thing
Speaker 4: called frizz straightener.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep. And at one point the love God said,
Speaker 2: can you please turn the light off? What are you
Speaker 2: doing in there this morning?
Speaker 4: I were you like a robber clearing out your drawer?
Speaker 6: That flip it almost saw that now flip in draw
Speaker 6: my wife, you can literally run a Tonian guy from
Speaker 6: our bathroom.
Speaker 4: It's like, what the it was a a serum for?
Speaker 6: Does that know?
Speaker 4: That goes on before I washed my hair?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Then it gets washed down?
Speaker 6: Then there's a preconditioner, the conditioner, then some post conditioner,
Speaker 6: something good. Frizzies eight different things. They're destroying the ozone.
Speaker 2: A million different things. And then I couldn't find a
Speaker 2: bag big enough because then like we've got the European
Speaker 2: towels which are massive, like a massive big blanket.
Speaker 6: So when do you drive into it today when those
Speaker 6: U haul things behind you.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Patsy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we just had an anonymous tip off from one
Speaker 6: the producers. So they saw you arrive at work today
Speaker 6: in and I quote directs quote multi colored pajamas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had my dis Yeah, I got out of bed,
Speaker 2: came straight into work.
Speaker 6: What was the word what pajamas?
Speaker 2: Disney Disney pajama Yeah, Disney jarmys. Who's on there, the
Speaker 2: whole crew, Jack, all the princesses, the castle in the background,
Speaker 2: Disneyland across the front.
Speaker 6: And this is some sort of game with you and Chris,
Speaker 6: I can Tuesday Nights or Mickey's fun House.
Speaker 2: He's I don't want to speculate, he's my Prince Charming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I had the Disney jarmies on last night. What
Speaker 2: was the point of getting dressed? I thought it might
Speaker 2: as well just roll out a bit.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I guess there's journalist to the city's biggest radio station.
Speaker 6: Stuff like standards and stuff like that. I mean that
Speaker 6: that would, in essence, would be the point to me.
Speaker 7: Could have been Disney for Jonas, I've got the news,
Speaker 7: don't worry.
Speaker 4: I mean I've seen Morning Warks.
Speaker 6: I've never seen Jennifer Aniston turn up in Disney p
Speaker 6: Jays to do a shit.
Speaker 2: You know, the guys at Sunrise do that because they
Speaker 2: get in at like three point thirty because they shower
Speaker 2: and everything at work, so they just come in there
Speaker 2: jarmies and slipping.
Speaker 4: My mind is one big community shower.
Speaker 6: I think I saw too many Porky's movies in the late.
Speaker 6: All right, let's do some emails. All your emails on
Speaker 6: the show, we call them late to the party. Nothing
Speaker 6: we ever talk about is they ever left completely behind.
Speaker 6: You can pick it up whenever you want. First of all,
Speaker 6: we go to Robin Smith. Last week on the show.
Speaker 6: We were talking about school holidays and when you get
Speaker 6: into second week and them at drags on and it's
Speaker 6: hard to know what to do with your kids. And
Speaker 6: these days are so much entertainment for them, whereas when
Speaker 6: we were younger, you really were bored for most of me.
Speaker 6: Had to make your own humdrum entertainment. Christ and I.
Speaker 4: Listened to Sharpened Bunderberg, Queensland where.
Speaker 6: You're on in the afternoon. When we were nine years
Speaker 6: of age. We lived on a property in Charters towers
Speaker 6: Queensland and our property backed up to a padot with
Speaker 6: gold mine shaft holes. These are significant. We talk about
Speaker 6: making your own entertainment. Gold mine shaft holes dotted all
Speaker 6: over the place with only chicken wire covering them. Us
Speaker 6: kids would just wander into that area, go into an
Speaker 6: old war bunker that had no roof so when it
Speaker 6: rained it would fill water. Then we were just swimming it.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Christian, goodness, know so how dangerous that
Speaker 6: could have been. All we were told to was to
Speaker 6: get home before dark. Yeah, that was the only kind
Speaker 6: of advisory any of us were ever given, was to
Speaker 6: make sure you're back before it's start robin, Thank you
Speaker 6: very much, Christian. We used to go to the railway lines,
Speaker 6: but our ears to the line and try and guess
Speaker 6: when the next train was coming. Kids do not do this.
Speaker 6: This is evolution in process, isn't it. And Dad would
Speaker 6: just sit in a chair smoking watching us.
Speaker 4: The timing. How accurate?
Speaker 6: Go again, Kid's thirds is right up to the line, Christian.
Speaker 6: I heard you on Monday Show talking about making a
Speaker 6: playlist for your daughter to revise to at the moment.
Speaker 6: I'm a computer programmer and I have several playlists with
Speaker 6: some music that I've sent over to you. This might
Speaker 6: help your sixteen year old daughter. First of all, some
Speaker 6: music from World of Warcraft fantasy music, Christian, what do
Speaker 6: you think of this?
Speaker 3: I don't think it really aids studying.
Speaker 4: No carry the one final Fantasy. I feel like Enny
Speaker 4: is about to sing it any more and.
Speaker 6: I can't relax. Or some sort of BBC drama that's
Speaker 6: come over here with que bonnable.
Speaker 4: Lady Cranley, lovely to see it. I'm sorry to hear
Speaker 4: that your husband died.
Speaker 6: In the war.
Speaker 3: Someone stepping out of a carriage.
Speaker 4: Could I make you some tea? I bade banana cake bruth.
Speaker 6: No Kingdom Hearts Disney theme songs, but with a lot
Speaker 6: of originality. This is all from our correspondent, Scott King.
Speaker 6: These are all quite a lot going on for me
Speaker 6: and something that I've never heard of. Maybe Chat you
Speaker 6: might have heard of this, or Patsy Huonie Pop anyone
Speaker 6: HUONEI Pop?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Is this?
Speaker 9: What is this?
Speaker 5: Horror?
Speaker 6: Anyone listening heard of Huni pop h u n I E.
Speaker 6: Now I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. She's
Speaker 6: rejected the second playlist. You know the one I played
Speaker 6: you guys where it was like acoustic instrumental vers of
Speaker 6: well known songs like Teenage dirt Bag. She says it's
Speaker 6: too distracting and she keeps trying to sort of work
Speaker 6: out what the original song was. So if anyone has
Speaker 6: got any playlists that they have kids or they've used
Speaker 6: to help study your work to please send them to me,
Speaker 6: and as always with your emails Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 6: dot com dot you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 6: Can I suggest the Lord of the Rings soundtrack? I
Speaker 6: play it while I'm grocery shopping to help me focus.
Speaker 6: I'll give it a go. I'm open some suggestions, and
Speaker 6: I'm trying to make a playlist my daughter to out
Speaker 6: revise to.
Speaker 3: That just reminded me of a soundtrack that my dad
Speaker 3: used to play so often. Last of the Mohicans.
Speaker 4: Oh so love that one.
Speaker 3: That's it's actually epic. Study very well to that.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'll try that one today. Thanks for the heads up.
Speaker 4: So you have a problem at home?
Speaker 3: Yes, can someone help me with this? Last night the
Speaker 3: toilet started filling up with water, clean water, and it
Speaker 3: wouldn't go back down again, and to fix it, I
Speaker 3: just kept trying to flush it, no doubt. Then it
Speaker 3: has more water, right all right? That didn't work flush
Speaker 3: again after the time, so now it's literally up to
Speaker 3: the it's on the brim.
Speaker 6: You're lucky because I once had to go to a
Speaker 6: toilet in a restaurant in London and I'd had to
Speaker 6: sit down to go to toilet flush it and it
Speaker 6: started to bring up and it kept going over the
Speaker 6: top and the material I dropped off start to go
Speaker 6: onto the floor.
Speaker 4: No, so I had to go out. Who even speak
Speaker 4: about that? We'd only just got there anything, you know,
Speaker 4: when you do the story.
Speaker 7: And I was like, comment, who do I even say
Speaker 7: there's turds in that loop?
Speaker 4: Turds on the floor? Excuse me, sir?
Speaker 6: And I've just gone into that toilet, and it looks
Speaker 6: at me like, okay, let's play along with this fantasy.
Speaker 6: We both know I'm but okay, let's see your improv
Speaker 6: I've just got into I don't know who's done it,
Speaker 6: but there is a problemhere where there actually is poop.
Speaker 4: On the floor. Sometimes just happened. How can that happen?
Speaker 3: What is no poop on the floor in their house.
Speaker 3: It is clean water. I just didn't know.
Speaker 4: If as Gordy shoved something down there.
Speaker 3: Possibly there looks to me I can't see anything obstructing
Speaker 3: the water.
Speaker 6: But do I get a plus that simply is that
Speaker 6: based on you just staring into it.
Speaker 2: There's something down there? Spend clearly?
Speaker 3: Do people still use plunges?
Speaker 4: You big old noise it makes. You've got to get
Speaker 4: that plunger in there and it will. There's a blockage.
Speaker 3: I thought that was from Olden take.
Speaker 4: You've got one, Percy.
Speaker 6: Yeah what no, No.
Speaker 3: We didn't think you just had to drop toilet out.
Speaker 4: Well, actually I kind of did.
Speaker 6: Just a hole in the ground, Donny.
Speaker 2: We just called the plumber you need a plumber.
Speaker 4: Again from wind and sold the business.
Speaker 2: Remember that problem we had with the toilet with Audrey.
Speaker 2: We had to pull the fence down to get to
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 3: Don't scare me like that. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: digging up the backyard.
Speaker 6: So yeah, you just need to go and get a
Speaker 6: plunger and sort that out and it will, it will unblock.
Speaker 4: There's a blockage now. I bet your Gordy's put something down.
Speaker 3: And you can still plunge even though it's at the brim.
Speaker 4: Now you are.
Speaker 6: All I would say is cut yourself up your covering.
Speaker 6: You're lucky that that's clean water. Might you will get
Speaker 6: splash back, okay, and then it will all just free
Speaker 6: itself up.
Speaker 3: All right. I'm actually excited to use the path.
Speaker 4: It's a great thing. Go to money is they're actually
Speaker 4: about three bucks brighter.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the question know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack has a problem with his toilet.
Speaker 3: The water is up to the brim. I've never used
Speaker 3: a plunger before. Didn't even know if people still use
Speaker 3: plunges or if there was a twenty first century way
Speaker 3: to think.
Speaker 4: Download an something on the.
Speaker 3: House seeming connects to Wi Fi for no reason. So
Speaker 3: I either have to get a plunger today or I
Speaker 3: have to get a plumber out.
Speaker 6: Okay, now someone called me a cool just now. So
Speaker 6: they still are kind of bowling Annie, and their toilets
Speaker 6: would routinely get blocked up.
Speaker 4: We won't tell you what it was. Quite a litany of.
Speaker 6: Sadness, actually, but anyway, they recommended a long handled mop.
Speaker 6: That way you don't get too up close and personal
Speaker 6: with what might come out once you unblock it. And
Speaker 6: so you again the same thing you would do with
Speaker 6: a plunger.
Speaker 3: We don't have one of those shaggy hair mops though,
Speaker 3: we got a new ag one oh terribly like a
Speaker 3: hammerhead sharky letter.
Speaker 4: Now partuicier.
Speaker 6: Caitlyn, you reckon you've got a plumber that we can
Speaker 6: get some advice from here.
Speaker 2: Yes, the only plumber I ever use, which is my dad.
Speaker 5: He has forty seven years of experience and he's brilliant, and.
Speaker 6: He's on the line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the line.
Speaker 4: And your dad is Gary. Yes, Gary, thank you.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that you only use your dad as
Speaker 3: a plumber. But he lives in Queensland. So when you
Speaker 3: have a problem like a leaky.
Speaker 6: Flies him down, fly in, fly out plumber.
Speaker 5: Good morning Gary, Good morning, guys, how a morning?
Speaker 6: Gary? Can I just say we've never met, but Caitlyn
Speaker 6: talked so fondly about you I can telling you of
Speaker 6: a very special relationship with your daughter is a very
Speaker 6: big part of this show. So you've got an awesome
Speaker 6: daughter in Kaitlyn. So lovely to meet you over the
Speaker 6: phone anyway. Now, can you hount jack his toilets blocked up? Gary?
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, well, I probably can. I'll probably give him
Speaker 10: the same advice that I give Caitlin when she rings
Speaker 10: up with problems. So yeah, I think one of my
Speaker 10: friends previously had a block toilet similar to Jack. So yeah,
Speaker 10: look what the previous caller rang in and said, with
Speaker 10: a moth, maybe you can.
Speaker 6: You can.
Speaker 10: You can do it with an old style mop. Sometimes
Speaker 10: you just got to sort of keep you distance, so
Speaker 10: sometimes they can back up. And it depends on if
Speaker 10: it's just the toilet itself or it's the whole system.
Speaker 10: So if it's just a toilet, you can usually do
Speaker 10: it with a plunger or a mop, but other than that,
Speaker 10: it's getting the plumber in.
Speaker 3: Now Gary, Caitlin came in to demonstrate how vigorously, vigorously
Speaker 3: you have to use the plunger. She said, really get
Speaker 3: in there like you did in a hole.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, you can't be general with these things. Yeah, So,
Speaker 10: as I say, if it's just the toilet, you'll get
Speaker 10: it with a plunger. But otherwise, if it's a bigger issue.
Speaker 3: Then what else could it be about the toilet?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Well, sometimes well if it's only the toilet that's blocked,
Speaker 10: well it probably is just something catching on the back
Speaker 10: of the on the back of the trap. So yeah,
Speaker 10: that's probably the best way. Just give it a go
Speaker 10: with that, and otherwise, oh, there could be roots three
Speaker 10: roots down the line, a bit further down the line.
Speaker 6: It just depends, Gary, Gary, what about that. Let me
Speaker 6: give you this bit of relevant information here, This might
Speaker 6: help me. My friend Jack has a fifteen month old
Speaker 6: son who loves, you know, like young kids. Maybe Katein
Speaker 6: did this when she was fifteen months old. You just
Speaker 6: start getting rings and reams and reeds of the blue
Speaker 6: roll and shoving it in the pan and flushing. Surely
Speaker 6: does create the block at chear.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a possibility. Yeah, Caitlin's got me coming down
Speaker 10: to do some work in December, so if you can end.
Speaker 7: Right, he's going to get backed up too much. Gary,
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: That one last question, Gary, Yeah, when Kitin comes to
Speaker 6: see you, what does she say about the team? You know,
Speaker 6: and just being honest to dad here, what does she say.
Speaker 10: About or Yeah, she does she loves she loves working
Speaker 10: with the team. Yeah, she loves it. She's yeah, she's
Speaker 10: it's sort of given her like she's just she's always happy.
Speaker 10: So I was there a couple of weeks ago, and yeah,
Speaker 10: she loves it.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to hear that. Gary, all right, hopefully meet
Speaker 4: you when you're next down in December. I'll look forward
Speaker 4: to it, all right. Cheers Gary.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Oasis lead singer. Former Oasis lead singer Liam Gallagher has
Speaker 6: adopted a dog. I don't know if you've ever had
Speaker 6: a dog from a rescue center. Years and years ago,
Speaker 6: about twenty years ago. The first dog we ever roated
Speaker 6: my wife and up before her kids, was a rescue
Speaker 6: dot it.
Speaker 4: It's a great thing to go and do. We were
Speaker 4: just going.
Speaker 6: To have a look at the rescue dogs and then
Speaker 6: have a think about it. There's a big thing to
Speaker 6: take on a dog, especially one that's been for a
Speaker 6: rescue hire, and we're going to make sure that you
Speaker 6: can look after them. And a lot of them are
Speaker 6: in there for reasons, they being very well looked after.
Speaker 6: But anyway, when you go to one of these places,
Speaker 6: you will leave with the dog. It's heartbreak him anyway.
Speaker 6: Liam Gallagher on holiday in Thailand, maybe just got bored
Speaker 6: one day, goes to have a look around a dog
Speaker 6: rescue center, right, don't know why. It's not really one
Speaker 6: of those things you do on on Today. But anyway,
Speaker 6: like anyone with a heart, you go and.
Speaker 4: Look at those dogs there, you gonna adopt one. But
Speaker 4: he's in Thailand. He lives in London. But anyway, he.
Speaker 6: Fills out the form online and then a new story
Speaker 6: breaks out that he's adopting a dog in Thailand, and
Speaker 6: this is the way of the world now for people
Speaker 6: to try and find some kind of fault with it, going,
Speaker 6: oh and why did he just adopted dog? And I'm
Speaker 6: trying to adopt a dog and I've been waiting for
Speaker 6: three months. You can't just adopt a dog. And so
Speaker 6: this ball of Irish guy called Liam Halloran, who runs
Speaker 6: his place out in Thailand, has that to do this.
Speaker 6: You see this lot where some poor guy's been shoved
Speaker 6: in front of a camera to do some kind of video,
Speaker 6: going there's nothing dodgy here. Please go away and get
Speaker 6: a life and pick on somebody else or some of
Speaker 6: the non news story tomorrow. Anyway, this is a story
Speaker 6: about Liam Gallagher adopting the dog by filling out a
Speaker 6: form like anybody else online. But what's interesting is what
Speaker 6: he put down under a bit on any form that
Speaker 6: we all have to do where it says occupation, what
Speaker 6: does a rock star actually put there?
Speaker 11: We have a Google forum which is on a website.
Speaker 11: People can apply And I woke up one day and
Speaker 11: Liam Gallaherer had applied.
Speaker 3: To adoptor dog.
Speaker 11: Obviously, I thought it was my friends winding me up
Speaker 11: at first, and the occupation, said singer, So I definitely
Speaker 11: thought it was a wind up.
Speaker 6: I love that. Is that what rock stars put down?
Speaker 6: You can't put down rock star mean, what does Jagger
Speaker 6: put down? Or springsteam? Because you still there's still admin
Speaker 6: in your life. Whatever you do, you're going to have
Speaker 6: to put something on that little box for occupation. Liam
Speaker 6: Gallagher singer, what.
Speaker 4: Do you put?
Speaker 3: I put broadcast up.
Speaker 6: I dream of being able to put that. I mean,
Speaker 6: technically you could say I am, but I think it's
Speaker 6: a bit too fancy. I put radio presenter because I
Speaker 6: don't like DJ. I think that's what they do on
Speaker 6: Fox and No, you've got the decks out in front
Speaker 6: of fat Boy Slam or something like that, Carl Cox
Speaker 6: or something PASSI what.
Speaker 4: Do you put down?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I put radio presenter or radio journalist, depends what sort
Speaker 2: of mood I'm in.
Speaker 4: Oh you vib it out, Yeah, but you go for broadcaster.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's fitting because you only have so
Speaker 3: many squares as well.
Speaker 4: To give to that give her that I'm trying to flex.
Speaker 3: Radio journalists, I would worry doesn't fit in for you, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Even radio presenter is squeezing all the letters out. Broadcasters,
Speaker 3: I reckon broadcasters.
Speaker 4: Can we add up the words? Guys?
Speaker 6: I think there's an extra one? Then radio host or
Speaker 6: radio present All right? Liam Gallagher puts down singer, Jack
Speaker 6: puts broadcaster. Patsy puts radio journalists. What do you put down?
Speaker 4: If you've got an unusual job? What do you fill out?
Speaker 6: What do you have to try? And you're right it's
Speaker 6: a tiny boxes. What about people who've got like an
Speaker 6: unusual job where there's quite a few letters and words
Speaker 6: in there? What do you have to fill out in
Speaker 6: the form where it says occupation?
Speaker 5: Look, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: I ever wondered what famous people put in that little
Speaker 6: box when we have to fill out a form where
Speaker 6: it says occupation. Liam Gallagher, former lead singer with his
Speaker 6: brother in Oasis, puts down singer.
Speaker 4: It's just adopted a dog. He filled up the form online.
Speaker 11: We have a Google form which is on a website
Speaker 11: where people can apply. And I woke up one day
Speaker 11: and Liam Gallaher had applied to adopted dog. Obviously, I
Speaker 11: thought it was my friends winding me up at first,
Speaker 11: and the occupation said singer, So I definitely thought it
Speaker 11: was a wind up, all right.
Speaker 6: So Patsy puts news journalist, Chack goes for a fancy
Speaker 6: title broadcaster. I go radio presenter. If you've got an
Speaker 6: unusual job, what do you put in that tiny, tiny box?
Speaker 3: You know who else I'd like to speak to as well,
Speaker 3: anyone who receives those forms, either at the airport or
Speaker 3: the post office. Do you actually read what our occupation is?
Speaker 3: Because what does it matter when we're trying to declare
Speaker 3: something at customers's right what we do for a job.
Speaker 6: What's just stop me saying lawyer or doctor?
Speaker 3: Well, don't put doctor, why because then what if they
Speaker 3: come to you for an emergency?
Speaker 7: Don't big roads, don't just go oh listen down around
Speaker 7: the corner.
Speaker 4: We're just sitting your doctor in a store car. That's
Speaker 4: a great big pile up.
Speaker 6: Can you get your doctors back and take your stethoscope
Speaker 6: down there, and that injection and that can go down there,
Speaker 6: and some leeches.
Speaker 4: Whatever you use and attend to it.
Speaker 6: Then they can't be haven't got because of any department
Speaker 6: of admin where you're filling that out. They don't have
Speaker 6: a quick google for you do.
Speaker 3: That, don't Yeah, don't play around with doctor though.
Speaker 6: I love it when Jack gets serious.
Speaker 4: His hand came out like what you do? One man
Speaker 4: over there? You, Carl sand put down anything anything else?
Speaker 6: All right? So astronaut, don't mind that because they're not
Speaker 6: coming to you for a moment. And suddenly there's an
Speaker 6: asteroid heading to Melbourne. They go on, I saw one
Speaker 6: a couple of weeks ago. Boss, it's christiana'connell Hamilton.
Speaker 4: We're calling him now listen, gather on below. Those other
Speaker 4: astronauts go to the moon. All right, So what do
Speaker 4: you put down under occupation?
Speaker 3: And if you work at the airport or the post
Speaker 3: office or anyone else who receives those forms, do you
Speaker 3: actually care what we put in the job description?
Speaker 5: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: What's to stop me?
Speaker 6: Just filling out where it says occupation and putting down
Speaker 6: vibe master or one word?
Speaker 3: So I think that's fine, because that's fine.
Speaker 4: If I put doctor down, there's a problem.
Speaker 6: They're going to go nowhere. This clown is a doctor.
Speaker 6: I put down Vibe Master and anything. Well, yeah, that's
Speaker 6: a real legit job.
Speaker 3: But they're not coming to you for an emergency. So
Speaker 3: you know what if my album is.
Speaker 6: A bit down or a bit glove, they we need
Speaker 6: a Vibe Master hand one apply for a credit card
Speaker 6: of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: This party sucks. I know who to call.
Speaker 4: We need to call up the Vibe Plus.
Speaker 6: All right, So what do you put in that tiny
Speaker 6: box when you're filling out a form?
Speaker 4: It always has in every single form, no matter what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 6: Even if you go to a physio for the first
Speaker 6: time you have to fill out one of those I
Speaker 6: hate it when they go and.
Speaker 4: Are you a new patient, and I go, oh no,
Speaker 4: I'm getting the clip that form.
Speaker 3: And I do like filling out the part where you
Speaker 3: circle the parts of your body in need of fixing.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you this, Jack, right, once you get forty plus,
Speaker 6: it's all circles. How did you even get here?
Speaker 4: I just wheeled myself here on my skateboard.
Speaker 6: All right, So what do you put on the little
Speaker 6: box on an admin form where it says occupation nine
Speaker 6: four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Lauren, Good morning. All right, Lauren. So what
Speaker 4: do you do for a living?
Speaker 12: I'm a penguin keeper.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, what a great job. Now where are
Speaker 6: you doing that?
Speaker 4: Melbourne?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel like Melbourne Aquarium.
Speaker 4: And how many years you've been doing that?
Speaker 12: Five years?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 4: You enjoy it? Yeah?
Speaker 14: I love it, absolutely love it.
Speaker 4: And so what do you do? Do you study? University?
Speaker 4: You do a degree in what marine biology or so?
Speaker 12: I did a degree in zookeeping and vet nursing, and
Speaker 12: then I've specialized in penguins over the years, working at
Speaker 12: different facilities.
Speaker 6: I didn't know my daughters at first year and university.
Speaker 6: So this time last year, when she was in year twelve,
Speaker 6: she was look at all these different degrees you can
Speaker 6: do now and it's it's incredible. There's thousands of different degrees.
Speaker 4: However, I didn't you do one in zoo keeping and.
Speaker 3: Then specialize in penguins. What a time to be alive. So, Lauren,
Speaker 3: you just have to look after the penguins. You don't
Speaker 3: worry about any of the other fish or stingrays or anything.
Speaker 12: No, we do some cross training on the other departments,
Speaker 12: but I specialized in Penguin's day to day and then
Speaker 12: if there's shortages of staff or you know, special occasions
Speaker 12: going on that we are training to do things over
Speaker 12: with the marine side of things. But I am definitely
Speaker 12: more of a bird keeper. So birds are very different fish.
Speaker 4: So say like whatabers?
Speaker 6: Then they say, go, oh, Derek's not turned up today.
Speaker 6: He's a guy looks after the elephants. Do you go look,
Speaker 6: I can go and help. I know a little bit
Speaker 6: enough to get by looking after the elephants.
Speaker 3: It's an aquarium, so going to.
Speaker 6: And Ephan's coming for swim.
Speaker 12: That's that's a little bit different, all right.
Speaker 6: So what do you put down then under the in
Speaker 6: that tiny little box with your job? Then under occupation.
Speaker 12: So I usually have come now just to writing Zookeeper.
Speaker 12: I've kind of stopped writing Penguin Keeper because we get
Speaker 12: lots of questions. Sometimes it's really fun to answer those questions,
Speaker 12: and sometimes I think it's because they don't actually believe
Speaker 12: my occupations. So I've just gone with Zookeeper.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 6: That looks cool putting down Zookeeper there.
Speaker 4: It's an unusual job. It's a cool job. Yeah, all right, Lauren,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 6: You cool.
Speaker 4: Take care. Let's get a Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 12: I'm a fore bottomist.
Speaker 4: Get in. I mean, I couldn't even spell that.
Speaker 15: It took me a while to learn how to spell it,
Speaker 15: as it.
Speaker 6: Feels like phonetically. There's an effort the beginning. But it's
Speaker 6: one of those pb ones that catch you out.
Speaker 4: Isn't it.
Speaker 13: It's a pH.
Speaker 6: L PB.
Speaker 16: So I collect blood and how.
Speaker 6: Do you spell that? Spelling? Bee spell so it's p.
Speaker 13: pH l E B O T O M I s E.
Speaker 6: That is a lot to cram in that little box.
Speaker 4: You must have to use very small spider handwriting.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 10: And I have a have a really long name as well,
Speaker 10: so it's like five pint.
Speaker 15: So I'm trying to fit everything in, Sarah.
Speaker 3: Do you like do you respect the boxes they give
Speaker 3: you on a form? Chris you was saying during that
Speaker 3: last I spell doesn't about the boxes. He'll squish into
Speaker 3: one box.
Speaker 16: Spill over into the into the into the border.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't got very small handwriting. The worst bit
Speaker 6: is when they put contact email thing and you have
Speaker 6: to put and and especially you've got a long email
Speaker 6: Connell and Christian occor It is a long thing to put.
Speaker 4: In there, and it's and then.
Speaker 6: It starts to go down the side. I'm like, please
Speaker 6: turn page. It's like a where's Wally? Yeah, Sarah lovely,
Speaker 6: that's hive him this morning. Thanks you calling him.
Speaker 4: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Lisa here. What do you put down
Speaker 6: under occupation on a form?
Speaker 4: Lisa?
Speaker 15: Well, Christian, I don't normally do this, but my husband
Speaker 15: dared me to do it. I put drug dealer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, these are file under jokes at airport security.
Speaker 4: That not a place where you need joking jokes?
Speaker 3: Are you calling from prison?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 13: I work in a hospital pharmacy departments.
Speaker 12: I technically ideal in drugs.
Speaker 4: You put down pharmacists. That's a respected.
Speaker 12: Trade pharmacy technician, not pharmacist.
Speaker 16: I order and distribute drugs.
Speaker 13: So I'm a drug dealer, right?
Speaker 3: And how did it go down?
Speaker 4: That funny old day for a.
Speaker 12: Credit card that got declined?
Speaker 5: You're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Good morning to Tim listening to us right now over
Speaker 6: in Dallas on the iHeart platform. Yeah, lives in Melbourne's
Speaker 6: stuck out there, he's mister's flight. He's listened to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, Tim for still keeping us with you. Christian,
Speaker 6: I normally put on the occupation explosive specialist. I would
Speaker 6: have thought that is getting you.
Speaker 4: Why just put anything else other than that.
Speaker 6: Every time you go through an airport anywhere in the
Speaker 6: word go, this guy is an idiot.
Speaker 3: He red flags everywhere.
Speaker 4: It's hiding pain inside.
Speaker 6: I currently destroy ammunition explosives for a living, but my
Speaker 6: whole life's been working with weapons and explosives. Again, keep
Speaker 6: it to yourself, mate, don't put that on a form.
Speaker 6: And then Jim here is saying, Christian, you cannot encourage
Speaker 6: people to put astronauts or things that's incorrect. These are
Speaker 6: legal forms, so providing you have to sign us saying
Speaker 6: you're not giving false information. If you provide false information
Speaker 6: like you're telling people to put astaut down, you couldn't
Speaker 6: incur a fine. You can incur a fine or jail time.
Speaker 6: Then you can't be putting broadcaster down anymore. You'll be
Speaker 6: serving you'll be serving a life sentence. Meaning what are
Speaker 6: in for I put down broadcaster? If you've heard that, Hamish,
Speaker 6: it's me. It's cackling jack Now, Patsy, you need to
Speaker 6: listen up.
Speaker 4: Right, Jackie boy has suffered something yesterday.
Speaker 6: This is horrific.
Speaker 3: I've just sent you a photo of it. If you
Speaker 3: want to bring up Patsy, get this bank got a
Speaker 3: letter from a secret admirer, Michael Cafe.
Speaker 4: So handed to her by this dude a note.
Speaker 2: So hang on, she's sitting down having a bite to wait.
Speaker 3: She's on her own.
Speaker 6: Yep, is your baby? That boy there?
Speaker 3: No Gordon's with me.
Speaker 2: She's just wearing her wedding rings presumedly.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because people just stick to that, don't they.
Speaker 3: She's got a bunch of rings that like, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: notice that. So I need a bunch of rings, something
Speaker 3: four or five rings over over a ten fingers. That's
Speaker 3: not that weird.
Speaker 4: But but you know, everyone knows what the wedding ring.
Speaker 4: Doesn't have any other rings.
Speaker 3: Actually, don't think she wears her wedding ring.
Speaker 6: I'm going to.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 4: If you're taking it off, you're saying still available.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's it?
Speaker 4: Undecided.
Speaker 3: Well, this guy obviously thought that she was available. Can
Speaker 3: I read you the note that she came back giddy
Speaker 3: after this happened, there was a bounce in her stead.
Speaker 4: Before we go anymore. Was he good looking?
Speaker 3: Well, this is what I heard from the other room,
Speaker 3: her telling my sister like, oh this guy, like how
Speaker 3: cute is this little nose? And my sister asked what
Speaker 3: he was liking. She said, well, he had a lot
Speaker 3: of tattoos up his arms.
Speaker 6: He was very good looking. But that could be Johnny
Speaker 6: Depp covered in them. You're getting out there quickly.
Speaker 3: So the note says you were most likely just smiling
Speaker 3: out of politeness. But I think you were absolutely gorgeous
Speaker 3: and I'd love the opportunity to get to know you.
Speaker 3: If you're not single or interested, I completely understand, but
Speaker 3: wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't at least try have
Speaker 3: a great rest of your day. Then he's left his
Speaker 3: name and his number.
Speaker 6: Wow. Wow, a thing to do with the day of
Speaker 6: like swiping to date. Now I didn't know people were
Speaker 6: still doing this. Yeah, he must have given a thrill.
Speaker 6: It gave her a thrill. And look at look at
Speaker 6: his hand right, It is beautiful.
Speaker 4: This guy is a well educated, well held man.
Speaker 2: He's even dated it in the top right hand corner.
Speaker 2: He's serious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the date is an odd thing is if he's gone,
Speaker 6: he's serious, just put the date there.
Speaker 2: But look at it, it looks like something out of
Speaker 2: I don't know, Shakespearean era.
Speaker 4: Just someone can put the day of the writing night.
Speaker 4: You are too easily impressed Australian.
Speaker 3: It just needs one of those wax seals.
Speaker 4: Yes, who is this counter l lord?
Speaker 3: The date is an interesting thing because it makes it
Speaker 3: seem like Byankie gets so many secret Admier letters that
Speaker 3: when she's going through them at the end of the week,
Speaker 3: she's like, now this one.
Speaker 4: Is do you know why? Do you know why?
Speaker 6: And I use this word with impact, you know why?
Speaker 6: This creep has done this in his mind and he's
Speaker 6: obviously playing this forward. He's like, oh, we've still got
Speaker 6: that note that I dated first. You're right, I see game,
Speaker 6: sees game my wife stop it. My wife still has
Speaker 6: a note that she gave me when we first met,
Speaker 6: before we started dating people. These days are two used
Speaker 6: to documenting everything. He's thinking, this would be something I
Speaker 6: get out during my wedding speech.
Speaker 3: Wait, the most shocking part of the story is that
Speaker 3: Sarah approached.
Speaker 4: You, and how the way around it makes sense.
Speaker 13: You got a.
Speaker 3: Secret Admira's note from Sarah.
Speaker 6: No, we were kind of already we were kind of
Speaker 6: already involved. She gave me a note after our first
Speaker 6: time together. It was a receipt for cash. Anyway, that's
Speaker 6: a whole other story. Let's go back.
Speaker 3: I don't think guys get as many secred ad myra
Speaker 3: notes as women.
Speaker 6: If we if we open up the lines now nine
Speaker 6: four one four, one oh four three and asked if
Speaker 6: women had been in the situation where you've had a
Speaker 6: note from an admirer, we may get quite a few.
Speaker 6: None of them are from dudes. Would you just imagine
Speaker 6: you were single, Patsy right, you saw a guy and
Speaker 6: he caught your eye. Would you ever have written a
Speaker 6: nice note out because you've got nice handwriting and then.
Speaker 2: Handed it to Absolutely not, because it would seem stalker ish.
Speaker 4: But that's a new word, isn't it stalkriash?
Speaker 6: Twenty or thirty years ago, maybe people would have done this,
Speaker 6: But you're right these days that it just frightens me.
Speaker 2: I think he's a hopeless romantic your mystery man, Jack.
Speaker 6: I'll tell he was not happening with this. I've just
Speaker 6: seen the body language from the supposed arms.
Speaker 4: Folded someone here's colded. That is the international scene signed
Speaker 4: language or the cock.
Speaker 3: Only because Bianca wasn't freaked out by it. She's been
Speaker 3: giddy seeing she's had a bounce in her step. She
Speaker 3: was saying things like again, wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Be happy with this?
Speaker 6: She was like, I'd have gone down to that cafe
Speaker 6: and said, who's the creep hanging around you?
Speaker 4: And also is he a serial creep? Has he got
Speaker 4: like loads of these? What does he do? Who has
Speaker 4: a note on head?
Speaker 3: Like I found him, Christian.
Speaker 4: This guy is a serial creek. We need to know.
Speaker 6: I would have gone down there saying where is he
Speaker 6: now and then challenging to pistol jewel at acmr be
Speaker 6: your seconds. You always have to have someone who reload
Speaker 6: the pistol.
Speaker 3: No, he's got tatoos, Christian, we can't obviously tough, all right?
Speaker 6: So has anyone had a note from a potential suitor?
Speaker 6: Sort thing Patsy would say, is that a potential admiral
Speaker 6: or suitor a handwritten note from them? And I'm guessing
Speaker 6: this is only women. Maybe that a guy's going to
Speaker 6: call in nine one o four three. Imagine if this
Speaker 6: guy was listening. You never know who's listening right.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's one of our listeners.
Speaker 6: Now, what do you know about your wife's behavior in
Speaker 6: the cafe, because he says in there, maybe you were
Speaker 6: smiling politely.
Speaker 3: Bianker said she was looking off into space and then
Speaker 3: realized that when she came to that she was locking eyes.
Speaker 4: When she done drunk to she was a.
Speaker 3: Lost in thought. Yeap, she realized that she was suddenly
Speaker 3: staring into his own chad, and then she smiled. Get
Speaker 3: out of there, like, oh hello.
Speaker 4: I'm turning it out. This is called buying signals.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Tell you What. There is a tense man, tense loverboy
Speaker 6: in the studio here, Jack Post.
Speaker 4: He's not happy with this bang out of order.
Speaker 6: Some creep handed the love of his life his wife,
Speaker 6: Bianca a note in beautiful cursive writing as well. It'll
Speaker 6: be easier to disregard if it was manky sort of spiders.
Speaker 3: No, there's something very alluring about the handwriting. So I
Speaker 3: understand why she was so excited. And I've just been
Speaker 3: chatting to her and she doesn't wear her wedding ring.
Speaker 6: This is how he doubt creeps in a relationship. My
Speaker 6: friend It broke my heart to see that you were
Speaker 6: messaging your wife Joan during the song there ask her
Speaker 6: to do you wear a wedding ring?
Speaker 3: She does wear her engagement ring, but not on the ring.
Speaker 2: Finger on the opposite hand, because some opposite hand.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I think people of Greek I heritage where their
Speaker 2: wedding rings on the opposite hands to us, he's not.
Speaker 6: To a Greek one. Do you know what I'd love
Speaker 6: to hear one? I'm not to put an entire show
Speaker 6: of three hours of things you believe about foreign people.
Speaker 4: It would be the greatest show. Greek ladies wear it
Speaker 4: on this thing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not like not wearing it at all. She wears.
Speaker 3: I love to clutch its throws as well. But saying
Speaker 3: that my wife is Greek, I think it's a long bow.
Speaker 4: Any who we're asking you, has this ever happened you? Okay?
Speaker 3: I'm okay. Yes. I think she is a beautiful woman,
Speaker 3: and it makes sense that there would be people out
Speaker 3: there who would write such a note.
Speaker 6: Do you know what you need to do? You've also
Speaker 6: got beautiful handwriting.
Speaker 4: And not like this man, nor you have no no, no,
Speaker 4: don't salk write her a note today?
Speaker 3: You know what I have. I don't have beautiful handwriting.
Speaker 4: I do. It's very good hand write.
Speaker 3: I write very well in caps.
Speaker 6: I doubt you know.
Speaker 4: I write only in caps. I can't do lower case,
Speaker 4: right I have?
Speaker 6: You can't?
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 6: It's me Jack. It's apparently shouting because I write handwritten
Speaker 6: notes to my kids and they were like, it feels
Speaker 6: like you're yelling at me.
Speaker 3: I have a nice have a nice day. I have
Speaker 3: a nice and much nicer print than cursive, so writing
Speaker 3: in caps is better for me.
Speaker 6: Well, get some nice headed baby from gold one four
Speaker 6: point three. Dear, all right, where were we? Yes?
Speaker 4: Have you ever been handed a handwritten note?
Speaker 6: Nine four one on four And that's not our phone number,
Speaker 6: by the way, nine four one four one o four three, Christian,
Speaker 6: I once had a loft hands of cabin crew hammy
Speaker 6: her number on a note at the end of a
Speaker 6: fly Wow, James Bond, Sue, good morning, good morning, How
Speaker 6: are you. I'm good, Sue, welcome to the show. Having
Speaker 6: a good week so far? Mate, Now tell me you
Speaker 6: you were handed a note?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 14: So, I was on a train. I was going to
Speaker 14: work and.
Speaker 13: The guy gave me a note as the a train
Speaker 13: was putting into a station and he got off, and
Speaker 13: I thought, oh, what's this? So I opened it and
Speaker 13: it was the most beautiful beautiful. It was quite a
Speaker 13: lot folk actually, and I said, oh, you've got beautiful
Speaker 13: I learned from life, you've got a gift. And not
Speaker 13: many people saw it, but I saw it. And the
Speaker 13: fact was I was pregnant at the time. He couldn't
Speaker 13: really tell. I was nearly four months. And you know,
Speaker 13: he has a bit of glub about you. And that's
Speaker 13: the stuff. When I had a window seat and I
Speaker 13: remember I was just gazing out the window the whole
Speaker 13: time on the.
Speaker 4: Train, all profile. But he liked that profile.
Speaker 13: Yeah he must have so yeah.
Speaker 14: And then as the train pulled away, I looked to
Speaker 14: see you know what it was and sorry, that's my
Speaker 14: stug in the car and he nodded, and I thought,
Speaker 14: oh god, how beautiful is that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, extra extra level of difficulty writing a note on
Speaker 3: a train a long run as well, ride on the
Speaker 3: train very hard.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you know what's hand writing? We're just gonna being
Speaker 13: before it was gorgeous. But the only thing is he
Speaker 13: said his name was Justin And anyway, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know that Naw, you don't know the name Justin?
Speaker 13: What's it?
Speaker 4: You don't like the name Justin? You said?
Speaker 6: The only thing was he said his name was Justin.
Speaker 6: Oh god, No, yeah, well it is a weak name.
Speaker 13: Yes, it was Justin something or other. I couldn't out
Speaker 13: pat his head. Gorgeous handwriting, but I couldn't make it, Eddy, Sir,
Speaker 13: and I not that from wonder.
Speaker 4: I wonder who that guy was. He's probably writing a song. Alright,
Speaker 4: let's go to Vicky. Good morning, Vicky, Good morning, Good.
Speaker 6: Morning, Vicky. So you ever been handed a note by
Speaker 6: a suitor, a secret admirer?
Speaker 16: No, my husband has who.
Speaker 4: I don't think this happened to men.
Speaker 15: No, it does, and it happens quite frequently. He was
Speaker 15: at work, dropping off her patient and speaking to one
Speaker 15: of the staff members, and on his way out, she
Speaker 15: slid him a note with love to take you out
Speaker 15: for dinner. Name and phone number. He was doing a
Speaker 15: night shift. Showed me the next morning, and it turned
Speaker 15: out she was from the same hospital I worked.
Speaker 4: At, a Fox in the Henhouse.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I went around to her department just to
Speaker 15: explain to her that we were newly married. We've only
Speaker 15: been married for three weeks and was a little bit
Speaker 15: inappropriate given that she was in uniform when it happened
Speaker 15: worked at the same place I did, and could cause
Speaker 15: quite a bit of drama.
Speaker 6: And what did she say?
Speaker 15: She went a very white color, apologized profusely, and when
Speaker 15: I will never do it again. Three days later, one
Speaker 15: of the other staff members walked up to me and
Speaker 15: when are you actually married to him? I said yes,
Speaker 15: and she turned around and went, you're a lucky woman,
Speaker 15: and I went, no, he's a lucky man and just
Speaker 15: walked off.
Speaker 4: Listen, I be honest with you, right, is your husband
Speaker 4: a smoke show like me? Smoke show?
Speaker 15: He's actually quite good looking and a little bit younger
Speaker 15: than me and a good country boy. So he talked
Speaker 15: to everybody, friendly to everybody. She was just like my
Speaker 15: workmates were encouraging me.
Speaker 4: So I thought I'd do basically, you're married a man, candy.
Speaker 6: You know, they just all want to look at that
Speaker 6: lolly like that a piece of a liquorice or something
Speaker 6: a piece.
Speaker 15: Of So I don't think she'll ever do would again?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I love the VTE. You went and
Speaker 6: you were wearing uniforms.
Speaker 4: So if you've been in a neggarget or something like that.
Speaker 4: It's okay, but not in this uniform. My friend Vicky,
Speaker 4: amazing story.
Speaker 15: Thank you have you great Jane.
Speaker 4: And you now, Anthony, come on.
Speaker 17: Him Smoke show. How are you yay?
Speaker 6: Smoke show?
Speaker 4: See Smoke Show?
Speaker 7: Got another dime piece on the line.
Speaker 4: So Anthony, this happened to you. You got given a note?
Speaker 17: Yes I was. I was working not long out of school,
Speaker 17: and I was working in an Italian restaurant, small little place,
Speaker 17: and these two lovely young ladies came in, and I'm
Speaker 17: sure I showed him a little extra service and attention
Speaker 17: while we're at it. And once they left, I found
Speaker 17: they paid the bill and left a business card with
Speaker 17: a little note on it.
Speaker 6: What did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would have been a lot older than you.
Speaker 3: That like, what eighteen year old's got a business card?
Speaker 17: Well, yeah, and it was it was so she was
Speaker 17: some accountant or something like that at one of the
Speaker 17: big name firms. So obviously had to have left unis
Speaker 17: there must have been mid twenty something like that. I
Speaker 17: was always told I looked quite mature of my age
Speaker 17: at the time and was mistaken quite often for my age.
Speaker 17: But I didn't know to keep wait the boy call me.
Speaker 4: Now, be honest, you're eighteen. You call the number right.
Speaker 17: Well, so I wasn't a relationship at the time, and
Speaker 17: it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Married later on.
Speaker 6: In time you need to get into time to shine.
Speaker 6: I'm getting on timash and I'm being you. You call
Speaker 6: that number right, Accountant, you say.
Speaker 17: Oh, if I was made, Yeah, I wish I had
Speaker 17: the time. We're seeing a few times, that's for sure.
Speaker 17: But my I showed my later in the night and
Speaker 17: he knew that I had a girlfriend, and he said,
Speaker 17: destroy that straight away because it's only Anthony.
Speaker 4: Great story thanks to call him mate.
Speaker 5: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Oh you hate to see it. Jack System rolled on
Speaker 6: a handwriting course. Oh god mate, no, don't do it please.
Speaker 6: Oh dear upbreaking just telling us how she's Greek. It's
Speaker 6: all okay, good morning. It's a Christian O'Connell show for
Speaker 6: ai A health is coming up for eight o'clock after
Speaker 6: eight o'clock this morning on the show.
Speaker 4: We really need your out.
Speaker 6: We're up against it, but we have a big dream
Speaker 6: for you guys. Actually, I just will us three is
Speaker 6: it three weeks tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Curtains up three weeks to my curtains up and what
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 3: Greek is not what you heard.
Speaker 9: It's a ready full legal reasons. We're two wins a
Speaker 9: show casting. Ever, Richos, you'll never got a roll with
Speaker 9: much speaking.
Speaker 6: So back at school, when you heard your high school play,
Speaker 6: whether it's a player or a musical, were you like me,
Speaker 6: you never got a speaking part. That's why tomorrow, three
Speaker 6: weeks tomorrow, we're hosting our own high school musical. If
Speaker 6: you've got no part, we want to put on a
Speaker 6: night just for you. Guys, you've got proper directors, we've
Speaker 6: got coaches that will help you. Over the next couple
Speaker 6: of weeks. We start propacasting tomorrow. In the meantime, what
Speaker 6: we have to do is we're doing our own version
Speaker 6: of Greece. We're not putting on grease because we can't
Speaker 6: afford to. We're doing our very own version of Greece.
Speaker 6: And due to yours brilliant suggestions though last couple of days,
Speaker 6: one of you suggested calling it not Greece the musical,
Speaker 6: but Grouse the musical and sending it here in Australia
Speaker 6: in the eighties.
Speaker 4: So that is what we're now doing. Forget about not
Speaker 4: Greece the musical.
Speaker 6: Think about Get Ready three weeks tomorrow night courns up
Speaker 6: on Grouse the musical.
Speaker 4: It's the eighties, it's Australia.
Speaker 6: What are we seeing now? And when you think about
Speaker 6: Greece musical, there's that old nineteen fifties car. It's a
Speaker 6: forward convertible. That's your classic Americana car, right, what's the
Speaker 6: Australian version. By nine o'clock this morning, I want Jack
Speaker 6: and I to have a shopping list of possible cars
Speaker 6: that we can have on stage, classic Aussie cars and
Speaker 6: no lots of you have got them. See if you've
Speaker 6: got a classic like Tarana, how we got the classic?
Speaker 6: You know last year we were talking about no more
Speaker 6: holdings are off the production line. Has anyone got a commodore?
Speaker 6: What are the eighties Aussie cars that any of you
Speaker 6: have or your friends have? Please call the show to
Speaker 6: the next o. W'd be great to have on stage.
Speaker 6: What is our greased lightning? What is that classic eighties
Speaker 6: Ossie car? Nine four four one oh four three? And
Speaker 6: when you think of Australia back in the eighties, what
Speaker 6: needs to be in this at the moment? We just
Speaker 6: want ideas, just ideas or nine four one four, one
Speaker 6: oh four three. Let's have a listened to some of
Speaker 6: your voice messages after the show yesterday.
Speaker 18: Just got a few ideas for Grouse the musical. So
Speaker 18: this will be starring kath and Tim. So instead of
Speaker 18: having look at me, I'm Sandrade, we're gonna look at
Speaker 18: moy I'm Kathleen. And also instead of hopelessly devoted to you,
Speaker 18: we're gonna have hopelessly addicted to Winnie Blues. And then finally,
Speaker 18: grease lightning is what Greece commodore tearing up Chapel Street.
Speaker 4: I like it, Lad Theodore. Very good ideas.
Speaker 6: Now we're not doing proper auditions until tomorrow. However, one
Speaker 6: of you who's got in there early.
Speaker 8: I hit the coastlining my hold and mute. We've got
Speaker 8: summer five slab of me being.
Speaker 2: In my boot.
Speaker 4: Wow, there ain't no worries with my skin.
Speaker 8: If you tracks in the sand and the cold, does
Speaker 8: he be beaches? The worse news.
Speaker 17: Doward that you heard.
Speaker 8: It's got splash, it's got feeling.
Speaker 6: He's got splash. Beach it's the word your beaches.
Speaker 8: The surf is the sand, it's the ocean, the beaches
Speaker 8: the ware.
Speaker 9: We are chilling.
Speaker 6: It's a.
Speaker 4: Bobby what a voice there?
Speaker 6: So auditions tomorrow today, ideas, it's the eighties of Australia.
Speaker 6: What are you seeing?
Speaker 4: What needs to be in our play?
Speaker 6: Grouse the Musical nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 6: three and have you got a car we can borrow?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Gree not what you heard.
Speaker 9: It's a lady full legal reasons. We're two wins show
Speaker 9: casting ever Rich Jose who never got a road with
Speaker 9: much speaking?
Speaker 6: Three weeks tomorrow night. Then we're putting on a high
Speaker 6: school musical. You do not have to sing. It's a
Speaker 6: high school play for grown ups who never got when
Speaker 6: they're back at school any speaking past in your school play?
Speaker 4: Jack, where's going to be? Three weeks tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: De Lacelle College, Thursday, October twenty sixth.
Speaker 6: All right, so here's what we need at the moment,
Speaker 6: our very own version of Greece recording it thanks to
Speaker 6: your suggestions, Grouse the Musical. We're sitting it here in
Speaker 6: Australia in the eighties. What needs to be there? First
Speaker 6: of all, the thing we are looking for at the
Speaker 6: moment today is cars.
Speaker 4: Can you lend us a.
Speaker 6: Classic eighties Australia car. Christian, I just wanted looking for
Speaker 6: Ossie cars for the upcoming musical Grouse. I've got a
Speaker 6: nineteen ninety four Ford Replica GT. It's a beautiful looking car,
Speaker 6: but it says to me America the Ford.
Speaker 4: It's an American And did.
Speaker 3: You say nineteen ninety four? Yeah, then now characters will
Speaker 3: be in the future, no sense, Maybe it's a.
Speaker 6: Back to the future thing, Christian. We have two typical
Speaker 6: Lossi cars. You can choose from either a nineteen fifty
Speaker 6: five FJ. Holden or a nineteen seventy eight Classic.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6: When interviewed Shane Warnings and it might have been the
Speaker 6: first car he got hold in Tarana he dreamt of
Speaker 6: having a Trana. Had a lot to say about that.
Speaker 6: Liz and Bryce Crawford, thank you very much. Day at gorgeous, Christian.
Speaker 6: Did you know there's a National Holding Museum in a
Speaker 6: chew Cup there is.
Speaker 2: I'm saying there. Yeah, it's brilliant. We took my dad
Speaker 2: there because he loves holdings. It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: It's a proper museum or one of those places that's
Speaker 3: just like some guy who owns a farm.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a lock up.
Speaker 2: Out the in a big building in the main street.
Speaker 4: Tickets and it was gone upstairs, daddy.
Speaker 2: It's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Also a quick drive, is it?
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: How long did it take you to get that?
Speaker 2: It's about three hours from here, isn't.
Speaker 6: It taking before? Anyway? No lovely thing to Patsy, Yes
Speaker 6: you were there. Australia eighties. What needs to be in
Speaker 6: Grouse to musical.
Speaker 2: Well, quintessential eighties is blue light disco or some mention
Speaker 2: of the blue light disco. Nowhere else in the world
Speaker 2: had a blue light disco, so definitely.
Speaker 3: That was it invented here in Victoria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what it was. It was Victoria police
Speaker 2: that introduced it.
Speaker 4: And it was cool the top about this. I thought
Speaker 4: he's putting me up on my leg.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was brilliant. Police officers got together
Speaker 2: for something for youths to do because they were getting
Speaker 2: out of hand a bit and they thought, right, there's
Speaker 2: not enough to do it.
Speaker 6: They thought the best thing to do was to get
Speaker 6: them to cop off and pass with each other to
Speaker 6: slow dances.
Speaker 2: But they'd man a volunteer.
Speaker 4: At and so the police were on the turntables.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they did everything. Did the security, did
Speaker 2: the doors, tickets, everything. It was really brilliant in the
Speaker 2: eighties blue light discos.
Speaker 4: So did you used to go to them?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I did at the Wang Town Hall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you heard it here first Wang Town Hall.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, let's go to Jess.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jess, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: How are you.
Speaker 6: I'm good, Jess. Thanks for helping us out there. We're
Speaker 6: making us together of our own high school musical. Grouse
Speaker 6: to musical.
Speaker 4: It's the eighties. What needs to be there, Jess.
Speaker 12: It's got to be a fullish chic lowered comod all
Speaker 12: that's so low that it can't even go over speed.
Speaker 6: Hump, strong, emotions are running high. Wasn't necessary?
Speaker 4: Okay, Hello to school run.
Speaker 16: And then you've got to have apology BBC.
Speaker 15: Yes, so the lead character and the rival gang has
Speaker 15: to be carrying reun Foster's tears.
Speaker 6: Yes, great idea. Yes, Jess, thank you very much your ideas.
Speaker 15: Mate, Have a good day the worries You're welcome.
Speaker 6: Carry.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, good morning. Carry.
Speaker 12: So we weren't very sun smart in the eighties, so
Speaker 12: instead of having the girls having a sleepover, I have
Speaker 12: a day at the beach slathering on the coconut oil.
Speaker 6: Why.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we can.
Speaker 6: I can say to women not listening, you need to
Speaker 6: be slamming oil onto each other. Adition.
Speaker 4: They can't have eighties appropriate from me.
Speaker 3: Christian, you've already done the auditions of this three times.
Speaker 4: Yes, I really want to get this particular scene right.
Speaker 4: Carry I'm not sure we can.
Speaker 6: Take that kind of eighties into twenty twenty three. We'll
Speaker 6: get it shut down.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Forget about It's Grease the musical. We're putting on Grouse
Speaker 6: the musical. It's for you if you never got a
Speaker 6: speaking part in your school play three weeks tomorrow night.
Speaker 6: All right. So we're looking for ideas at the moment
Speaker 6: set it here in Australia in the eighties. What do
Speaker 6: we need to have in the plane?
Speaker 16: Melissa, good morning everyone, hope you're doing well. You do,
Speaker 16: thank you very much.
Speaker 15: I absolutely have to recommend.
Speaker 16: A skating rink, a roller skating rink.
Speaker 15: Growing up in the eighties, there was.
Speaker 16: Not one weekend or a Thursday night that I would
Speaker 16: miss going to Nanna wedding skater ranch for a roller skate.
Speaker 6: I love the sound of a skating rush.
Speaker 16: You could not move. It was absolutely amazing. And they
Speaker 16: had speed skating, so you quickly got your of the
Speaker 16: rink if you couldn't space skate because you got mo down.
Speaker 16: It was incredible. The music is great, friendships, great time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, as was called when I grew up, it was
Speaker 6: all about the roller skating on the weekend, but it
Speaker 6: was called the Funker Dunk.
Speaker 4: Talking to town, will be going to Funk?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is going?
Speaker 6: She's going?
Speaker 4: Can you ask if she's going to the Funker Dunk?
Speaker 6: Yes, you're right. We need somehow very small because it's
Speaker 6: most not the biggest stage like a little kids paddling
Speaker 6: pool where skating.
Speaker 16: I don't know if any one of your cast will be
Speaker 16: able to skate, but you might have a couple and
Speaker 16: I will love it little bit.
Speaker 6: It's the magic of theater. I'm sure we can. They
Speaker 6: can pretend to be skating.
Speaker 3: Melissa, do you still have your skates?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I had a white and pink hair and you
Speaker 16: could hire them there.
Speaker 4: But most of us, the benefit of jack and act out.
Speaker 6: Somebody skating has a former skater.
Speaker 3: Myself would be this he's even pushed his wheelchair away.
Speaker 3: Oh that doesn't despite having skates on. I know what
Speaker 3: you're doing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's just the top of my head.
Speaker 6: I can go into that character. My day's back, yes.
Speaker 4: Chris thirteen.
Speaker 16: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Melissa, welcome, have a great day and.
Speaker 6: Please you Lisa. Good morning, Good morning, morning, Lisa. It's
Speaker 6: the eighties, it's Australia. What's there?
Speaker 12: It has to be.
Speaker 15: If the boys drinking BBS or Foster's, the girls have
Speaker 15: to be drinking West Coast callers.
Speaker 2: It's still like a West Coast on a hot day.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what a West Coast cooler is. I've
Speaker 3: heard of it before.
Speaker 2: Is a wine, Yeah, it's a wine, very like it.
Speaker 15: It's like the cruisers before the cruisers came on in.
Speaker 4: It's an O G cruiser, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yes, uses like.
Speaker 6: Slip slop basically, it's sort of lightweight for it's not
Speaker 6: quite strong enough to do the job.
Speaker 3: Christian drinking.
Speaker 2: Dunk and its rival was Tropicana. It was like a
Speaker 2: file off between West Coast and Tropicana.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, good to have some category deity out there.
Speaker 4: Okay, and thank you John for moving on rapidly? Is
Speaker 4: that missus mangle on the line?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 4: Kerry, Come on, Kerry, all right, let's try Grant Grant.
Speaker 4: How is this Grant? Or was that Kerry?
Speaker 16: It's FRANP.
Speaker 4: Grant? Yes, gotcha.
Speaker 12: My dad has a nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 13: Cries for Tradra beautiful and it's a V eight Green manual.
Speaker 6: Are you on your way to school?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: And have you seen this car? You get to ride
Speaker 4: in it with dad?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: Cool car? Yeah, I really love it. And do you
Speaker 4: think Dad would lend it to us for the night
Speaker 4: for this play?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 10: She would.
Speaker 4: Now has he told you to give us a call?
Speaker 12: Pardon?
Speaker 4: Has he told you to give us a call?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, all right, you're just offering out his cars?
Speaker 6: Have we got have you got dad?
Speaker 4: Have you got that's permission? Grant?
Speaker 6: Yes you have?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: Doesn't sound too sure about that. We just come round
Speaker 6: and go. Grant said we could pick up the car.
Speaker 6: How have you heard from Grant?
Speaker 4: It's the eighties, I mean character rough to.
Speaker 6: The funker dunk. All right, Well, thank you very much
Speaker 6: your offer. That's an amazing offer. Grant, have a good school.
Speaker 6: Thanks for calling you two well.
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Speaker 2: And never been, No, and Michael Flatley not never been.
Speaker 3: How much similar do does it have with Highland dancing
Speaker 3: in question?
Speaker 2: No, not March. We do do an Irish component in Scottish,
Speaker 2: but it is nothing.
Speaker 6: Because it's all Celtic dancing still the same, Yeah, and I.
Speaker 2: Kind of sort of, but the Irish dancing is more gnarly,
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Speaker 6: Forget About Greece the Musical three weeks Tomorrow night comes
Speaker 6: up on our high school plan for grown ups who
Speaker 6: never got it to do over if you never got
Speaker 6: a speaker part in your school play.
Speaker 3: Grease is not what you heard.
Speaker 9: It's a very full league Greasons. We're two wins, a
Speaker 9: show casting ever rich shows who never got a road.
Speaker 4: With much speaking. Yeah, come buy me in Cortron Travolta.
Speaker 7: You won't put me away. Forget about Grease and Musical.
Speaker 6: We did not.
Speaker 4: Called Grouse the musical.
Speaker 6: We're sending it here in Australia in the eighties. So
Speaker 6: today we leave you with shopping list. We need you
Speaker 6: help because it really is three weeks tomorrow night, a
Speaker 6: beautiful school theater that's been gifted to us really.
Speaker 4: By De La Sol.
Speaker 6: Thank you. I love the accident as well. It feels right. Okay,
Speaker 6: So here's what we need. It's the eighties, it's Australia.
Speaker 6: We need our version of greased Lightning. Is it grease commodore?
Speaker 6: Is it a Tarana? What Australian cars have you got?
Speaker 6: There are eighties Aussie cars that you could lend us
Speaker 6: for the night. Also, quite a few people said, look,
Speaker 6: if it's the eighties, if it's Australia, gotta have.
Speaker 4: Some scene that involves the beach.
Speaker 6: Okay, so I'm thinking to have the beach present omnipotently.
Speaker 6: So during the whole performance. What about on the stage,
Speaker 6: what are we see when we walk in? We're aving hello,
Speaker 6: this is Australia. Before anyone's come on stage.
Speaker 3: Sand you want to there the whole performance, the whole performance? Okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah. Brian Wilson sat in a sandpit to write all
Speaker 6: the songs for pet sounds because he wanted to.
Speaker 4: He want to be in the experience of being at
Speaker 4: the beach.
Speaker 6: I want the cast to be immersing the experience of
Speaker 6: beach Australia eighties.
Speaker 4: So we need sand.
Speaker 6: So if anyone's got a couple of bags of sand,
Speaker 6: I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: About bags, they would just make it look like dust
Speaker 3: on the floor. Sick stage right, we need you need
Speaker 3: almost mini dunes going.
Speaker 6: Yes, now you're getting into the sam sculptures.
Speaker 4: All right, So half a ton of sand quart ton?
Speaker 6: Get out, shut the door, shut that sand or rio
Speaker 6: you what are you thinking?
Speaker 4: Half a ton at least?
Speaker 7: Minimum'm thinking maybe to as.
Speaker 4: Your main that is ken they do.
Speaker 3: They do sand, They do equipment, so we could carry
Speaker 3: the sand with something.
Speaker 6: From it's when we got the vessel for the sand.
Speaker 6: Can anyone lend us a ton of sand? I guess
Speaker 6: the school theater want us to get rid of all
Speaker 6: that sand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then we need that.
Speaker 6: Figure out at the moment. A ton a ton of sand,
Speaker 6: but wait will be returned to you. Okay, you lend
Speaker 6: me a ton, I give it back with interest. Tickets
Speaker 6: go see River Dance April six and seven. Tickets gone
Speaker 6: sell Monday morning.
Speaker 3: And then of course we need eighties costumes. So if
Speaker 3: you've got any odies eighties clothing.
Speaker 6: Odies as well, you got the ots and coats, bring it,
Speaker 6: Old Jack.
Speaker 3: You wanted some clothing that comes to mind when you
Speaker 3: think of the eighties.
Speaker 6: Shoulder pats, yeah, snap boom, make your wish, lake warmers.
Speaker 4: Roller skates, yes, all of that.
Speaker 3: If you got any of that, talk to us peace. Oh,
Speaker 3: email me, we'll give it back with interest.
Speaker 4: With interests.
Speaker 6: Ribodart tickets to just go and sell Monday, nine am
Speaker 6: from ticket to all.
Speaker 4: Right, email me all these offers.
Speaker 6: I can't wait to check my emails in ten minutes
Speaker 6: time to see that I'm getting several offers of ton
Speaker 6: of sand all right, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 6: dot au. We're back tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Bye bye.
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