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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast minis. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blether on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: The Voice is on Channel seven at the moment, and

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Speaker 2: Jess Melboy this woman. Are you probably thinking, whiz will

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Speaker 2: you could have chosen any Jess malboys song? Why would

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Speaker 2: you go with such an old song with flow Rider?

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, stay with me, I'll explain it very surely.

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Speaker 2: The song should explain itself. So she's a judge on

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Speaker 2: the Voice at the moment before I get into what's

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Speaker 2: happened to Jess Melboy in the voice? If you were

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Speaker 2: on the Voice, which judge would you pick?

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Speaker 3: Definitely not mal Boy? Wow, Well she stitched me up

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Speaker 3: a number of times this show, and I can never

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Speaker 3: forget who would I choose? Who are the judges?

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Speaker 2: Again? I haven't watched read Aura Yes Guy, Sebastian Guys,

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Speaker 2: Sebastian Urban and Keith Urban. Keith Urban, You're going with

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Speaker 2: You're going with a? Are you you're an Urban?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think I'm intrigued by Keith Urban Yeah Radio ever

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Speaker 3: since he flashed his jocks on camera.

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Speaker 2: That's a cool. It's your favorite Keith song. I'll let

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Speaker 2: the audio answer for you. Well, little is called just

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Speaker 2: like a girl. That's definitely not me anyway. So you'd

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Speaker 2: go with Keith, you'd go with I think I get

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Speaker 2: along with Ken. You'd go with those those bangs which

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Speaker 2: look like they've been ironed. Yeah, I'm just ask him

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Speaker 3: I mean, that'd be that'd be.

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Speaker 2: Us, all right, So you go with Keith. It turns

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Speaker 2: out not a lot of people, or not that a

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Speaker 2: lot of people are going with Jess. But she has

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Speaker 2: had a couple of burns. Nice, thank you, he called

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Speaker 2: it back nice. Another one that was a premature burn

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Speaker 2: if you can't tell the delay with the audio. Joel

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Speaker 2: wasn't ready for that one. No, no, no. So she had,

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Speaker 2: first of all, her niece who went on the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. So Jess turns around for her niece and

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Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, cool, oh wow, it's my niece. Can't

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Speaker 2: believe it. Of the chances it's a chewing that you're

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Speaker 2: picking me. As her niece chooses Rita, Aura, just rip

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Speaker 2: the band aid off, me go on, just do it.

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Speaker 2: Who are we picking?

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Speaker 4: Let's go for this opportunity.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Riada is so.

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Speaker 5: Much, you know much?

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Speaker 3: How old is her Niecks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we got the wrong audio there. Yeah, we've

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Speaker 2: had a bit of trouble hip. You know, we're going

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Speaker 2: not to out each other. No, that's that was the

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Speaker 2: second one, so her niece first war doesn't choose it.

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Speaker 2: And then the next one that's Jessica Stokes, who is

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Speaker 2: Jess Melboy's former backup singer, who then also didn't choose

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Speaker 2: there after she turned around smooth, we're back at fir

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Speaker 2: and he brought it back. That book ended the spot.

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Speaker 2: That's radio kids, that's radio Now. Look what I want

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Speaker 2: to do though, because I feel like there's a lot

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Speaker 2: Jess Stokes, who's gone with Aura, and then her niece

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Speaker 2: one hats But kids can be honest. Kids can be

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Speaker 2: said to Jess my boy, Yeah, I love you, but

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all of Australia sees it as well.

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Speaker 2: So thirty one six five, I've got to throw the

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Speaker 3: Have you had a dig from a kid before?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I used to. She wants you to set my

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Speaker 3: To these kids that I babysat, oh god, you deserves

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Speaker 2: But go on.

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Speaker 6: They were young, they were like three days guards and

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Speaker 2: Bastards kill me what you do? Shut up? No, that's

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Speaker 3: Oh you would, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 2: Well, don't you swear words? You're the worst not around

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Speaker 2: the guy wielding a guitar. He's obviously a sensitive soul.

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Speaker 3: I would hate to be, baby said, but I hate it.

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Speaker 2: I mean no fun and bring back our parents. I'm

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Speaker 2: either reading my script to them or I gotta sit down.

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Speaker 2: Here we go here The Marriage of Figure O, page one, No.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one or six one. What's the meanest thing that

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Speaker 2: to you? Thirty one and six five is a phone number.

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Speaker 2: We aren't taking your calls. What's the meanest thing that

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Speaker 3: I had a shock her when I was baby saying,

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Speaker 3: when EA child can talk? And I thought they couldn't speak.

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Speaker 2: Do you think is the age that a child can

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Speaker 2: talk at?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: I thought, No? What do you think now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, early early bloomers we call them.

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Speaker 2: And I thought it outstandard.

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Speaker 3: I thought it happened really late, and I was babysitting

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Speaker 3: these kids who could clearly talk, but were they like

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Speaker 2: I was like, we're to learn the word porker. I'm

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Speaker 2: not that fat. Anyway, Let's go to Jess Strange. Jess,

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty one or six five. What's the meanest thing

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Speaker 4: I'm a free school teacher and I've got a few,

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Speaker 4: for you? Is that why you don't have children? And

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Speaker 4: I was like, thanks, sweetheart, but yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 4: And they were so very very observer. So if I

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Speaker 4: ask me, oh, what are all the spots on your face?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Oh wow? Yeah nice. Sounds like a great job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, primary school teacher, that's off to him. Pre school teacher.

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Speaker 2: Even's just war.

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Speaker 3: Every day war?

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Speaker 1: Is it is?

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Speaker 2: I used to teach swimming to infants and toddlers.

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Speaker 6: Actually, oh yeah, anything more to them?

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Speaker 2: No, it was just more of a flex. Let's go

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Speaker 2: let's go to Kieran Kieren. What did his students say

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Speaker 2: to you when you were a swimming teacher? Oh? Here

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Speaker 2: You're you're you're teaching swimming. What age group were we talking?

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Speaker 7: We're gone about four?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my specialty. Nice? Nice, And what happened what

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Speaker 7: Probably the worst thing anyone's ever said to you, But

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Speaker 7: it's just a kid coming out before the class even

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Speaker 7: started and just said, you are, quite honestly the worst

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Speaker 4: So that.

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Speaker 2: And the whole planets had.

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Speaker 7: Yeah killed me. I was a broken man and I

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Speaker 2: Really really well, great, Sorry to go out the whole

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Speaker 2: and probably the whole. It's just let's go to jess

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Speaker 2: on thirty one and six five jests the meanest thing

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Speaker 2: is kids ever said to you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Hi, I still work in a kindergarten and I

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Speaker 1: didn't win makeup for the first time ever, and a

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, how did you had your responded that, Yess?

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Speaker 1: I was like, what makes you say that? And she

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Speaker 1: just said, you just look very, very different. And I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't have any make up one and she said, well,

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Speaker 2: You can't punish a four year old like that, can you?

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Speaker 1: Like? It was honestly so innocent. I don't know what to.

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Speaker 3: Do, but it still burns.

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Speaker 2: Go straight to get yourself a face mask. What I thought, whack,

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Speaker 2: Well that's what I would have done. A face mask. Well,

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Speaker 2: that's what she's saying.

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Speaker 6: Like, is she she just puts some makeup on tomorrow?

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Speaker 6: Mabe a mask afternoon?

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Speaker 2: How face mask? I don't even put a face mask on.

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Speaker 2: But that wasn't that savage? It was pretty savy, was it, yes, Jess?

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Speaker 2: Was she saying that your face looked Was she saying.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if she's double downy man, No, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not doubling down. I'm just saying, was she saying that

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Speaker 2: she could see things on your face without the makeup

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Speaker 2: or she didn't like the look of your face without

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Speaker 2: the makeup?

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Speaker 1: She just point blank that I looked weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so you didn't get a face. Okay, cool, I.

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Speaker 6: Need for a face going to Calie.

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Speaker 2: What's the meaning thing your kids ever said to your Calie,

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Speaker 2: get me out of here, get me out.

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Speaker 5: Well it was actually my my daughter said my best

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Speaker 5: girlfriend on her wedding day with a hand on a

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Speaker 5: hip and eyebrow round, why are your boobs so long?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Dear me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wedding two kids and we're like.

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Speaker 2: On her wedding day? Yeah? Was she was she nude? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well she was getting changed into her wedding dress and

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Speaker 5: she didn't need a brass for her dress. And you

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Speaker 5: think more all girls are there together and she was

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Speaker 5: seven at the time, and it was just straight out like,

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Speaker 5: why are your boob so long? O?

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Speaker 2: Wish? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: She was out of that room quick.

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Speaker 2: The kid or the or the bride?

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Speaker 6: The kid, oh the kid was if the bride left

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Speaker 6: her boobs beat three seconds behind her. On the Poll

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