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<v Speaker 1>It is a Christian a color show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>What a beautiful look? Good morning, Good morning Jack, Good morning, Pats.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning morning.

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<v Speaker 2>As I was driving this morning, when I first left home,

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<v Speaker 2>of fine, there was that I could see that the

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<v Speaker 2>sun was starting to come up and it was illuminating,

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<v Speaker 2>not fully illuminated, but I could see the stars sell

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<v Speaker 2>out the sky as well. Stunning coming in this morning. Beautiful. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll beginning the week slightly stressed. Acco't believe this after

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<v Speaker 2>months and months and months of finally waiting for the

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<v Speaker 2>girls to go back to actual school. Yesterday evening and

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<v Speaker 2>sent him on, you need to get your bag ready

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<v Speaker 2>for school. Yeah, I haven't told your mum. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>back home now for two weeks, back at home school,

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<v Speaker 2>home school. Yeah, and I'm not honestly that the look

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<v Speaker 2>on it, we couldn't even hide the huge disappointment. We're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually wanted this. Oh God, why that wasn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's to the universe, to God, to Buddha. Why I

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<v Speaker 2>mean testing again? I said, what are you doing? Poor thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Get this? Then? This is the two weeks where they're

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be doing work experience, all right, she's got

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<v Speaker 2>to do virtual online work experience. What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not work experience.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what that is. For two weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>so I said, what does that mean? What you're doing tomorrow? Tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>She's doing the whole school half fake till half three

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<v Speaker 2>on OHS reporting accidents in the workplace.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, can't you sign her a lead note?

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what a poor thing. I mean, seriously, two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks that's her Monday, that's her monday online learning. What

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<v Speaker 2>a great way to scare them off not doing those

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<v Speaker 2>grades where that might have to be their job where

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<v Speaker 2>they've got to actually report, which has access. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know right if one of you fell in out.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't got any heavy machinery here, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>But why you fell in my faders, I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know who I report that to? Do you know what report?

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<v Speaker 4>The reason you wouldn't know? And I wonder if Ruby

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<v Speaker 4>will follow in her father's footsteps, is you fell asleep

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<v Speaker 4>during the induction that we had here in the first

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<v Speaker 4>week that.

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<v Speaker 2>Had jet lag? That's all it was. Yeah, online school learning,

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<v Speaker 2>Virtual work experience.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the weekend. Then extraordinary scenes in America that are

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<v Speaker 2>going to be extraordinary scenes for a while. Yet Donald

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<v Speaker 2>Trump is turning into the X from Hell. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like when your mum and dad decide they're separating, but

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<v Speaker 2>one of them who's been kicked out hangs around the

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<v Speaker 2>house for a while, sees the new partner coming in

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<v Speaker 2>and sort of measuring up the curtains and stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>that while they're on the couch sort of huffing and puffing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where he's going to be. Like all this sort

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<v Speaker 2>of excitement about Kamala and Biden, it's going to make

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<v Speaker 2>a ready angry crazy man even worson for him to

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<v Speaker 2>actually publicly say over the weekend, the incumbent president of America,

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<v Speaker 2>the most important country in the world that he has,

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<v Speaker 2>will have to be dragged out of the Oval office

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<v Speaker 2>kicking and screaming is extraordinary. Yeah, and I hope, I

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<v Speaker 2>hope that happens. And I don't know Foxtel, any of

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<v Speaker 2>these pay per view services, ko Sports. I'm happy to

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<v Speaker 2>pay one hundred bucks. All we would cure third world debt,

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<v Speaker 2>wipe it out if everyone around the world. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to see him dragged out by the Secret Service?

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<v Speaker 2>Is one hundred dollars, take my credit card. Seriously, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see big birdie guys grabbing him by the

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<v Speaker 2>ankles while he's belly down, grabbing onto plant pots as

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<v Speaker 2>they drag it his orange ass out of that office.

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<v Speaker 2>He's putting down curtains, ye ornaments.

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<v Speaker 4>The landy is gathering the things that are falling out

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<v Speaker 4>of his pockets as he's getting dragged along the footpath,

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<v Speaker 4>pulling it into a little bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just think it's it's extraordinary. And then what

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<v Speaker 2>happened yesterday total, I mean, the four seasons total landscaping

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<v Speaker 2>is beyond parodies, like a deleted scene from Borat, especially

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<v Speaker 2>because Chiliani's there. I kept being in Borat to come

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<v Speaker 2>out from that section.

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<v Speaker 4>If you didn't see the photos of it that it

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<v Speaker 4>was true.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's been incredible scenes. However, in positivity, the I

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<v Speaker 2>thought the two speeches from first of all, that Kamala Harris,

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<v Speaker 2>she actually looked like she was glowing on screen. It

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<v Speaker 2>was an ascension her story anyway, about her mum being

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<v Speaker 2>a refugee and what she's managed to do with her

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<v Speaker 2>life than what Kamala House has managed to do. But

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<v Speaker 2>her speech was incredible, absolutely brilliant. It was so dignified

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<v Speaker 2>and classy, and it offered what America needs, whether you're

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<v Speaker 2>whether you're on the Democrat side of the Republican side.

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<v Speaker 2>America needs unity right now, and it needed hope. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I thought, Joe Biden, I mean, if I was

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<v Speaker 2>one of his team, I would have said, slow down

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<v Speaker 2>with the jog. Seventy seven, you've got four years, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>another four years. You could be in that. In t agies,

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<v Speaker 2>plenty of times jog saved the victory lap for the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the term. Don't come, don't beat too soon, John.

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<v Speaker 4>We could easily have a Bradbury bone here where Trump

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<v Speaker 4>wins because.

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<v Speaker 2>That job. Don't be jogging out like that, but comes

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<v Speaker 2>out to Bruce Springsteen. We take care of our own.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought his speech was everything that's been lack in

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<v Speaker 2>the last four years. It was dignified, There was no

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<v Speaker 2>name calling or anything like that. It just offered up

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<v Speaker 2>the hope and the possibility of what America should be

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<v Speaker 2>restored to a reset for our souls. That's what we

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<v Speaker 2>said brilliantly. I thought it was the best speech. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought the two speeches were amazing. And then he walked

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<v Speaker 2>off to Coldplane I saw online yesterday. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people have been snarky because I appreciate not everyone likes Coldplay.

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason why he chose that song is because

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<v Speaker 2>his it was his son's favorite song. His son died

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<v Speaker 2>and Coldplay, you know, Chris might actually sung it at

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<v Speaker 2>his son's funeral, and that is why sky full of

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<v Speaker 2>Stars was the song he walked off to yesterday. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>when we come back, not everyone will know the story

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<v Speaker 2>about the Four Seasons yesterday, Patsy. What I need to

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<v Speaker 2>do is get up top with the story. When we

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<v Speaker 2>come back. We need to pull this apart. It's one

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<v Speaker 2>of the most extraordinary stories in four years of craziness

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<v Speaker 2>from Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So two days from when we last spoke to you

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<v Speaker 2>and the world has changed, all right. One of the

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<v Speaker 2>things that we now know about is a business in America,

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<v Speaker 2>the most famous small business, not just in America now

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<v Speaker 2>but in the world, is Four Seasons total landscaping. What

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<v Speaker 2>it makes me believe in karma, what's happened over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're not up to speed with this, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>now just enjoying been out of lockdown over the weekend Pats,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the latest about the what happened yesterday in America.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Donald Trump had sent a tweet about a media conference,

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<v Speaker 3>an upcoming media conference he was doing at eleven am

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<v Speaker 3>on that day, and he said it would be at

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<v Speaker 3>the Four Seasons. So everyone thought it would be the

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<v Speaker 3>prestigious Four Seasons hotel. But no, his people had wrongly

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<v Speaker 3>booked this little landscaping business four seasons total landscaping only

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<v Speaker 3>you should say it. It's in an industrial estate, it's

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<v Speaker 3>next door to a crematorium and an adult bookshop. And

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<v Speaker 3>they had no other choice but to go ahead with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was they had a choice say hey, he's a mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>We just got the wrong place, and the world doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know about it. They double down on it. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's basically a Bunning's car park, isn't it's it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's a it's a guarding landscaping business. You know, where

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<v Speaker 2>you've probably got some guy turned up to get fifty

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<v Speaker 2>kilos of mulch. And there's Rudy Giani addressed in the

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<v Speaker 2>world's media, you know. And it's not an adult bookshop,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a sex shop, you know. I feel sorry for

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<v Speaker 2>the guys who are coming out of there on their

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<v Speaker 2>normal Sunday, I don't know, is it Sunday thing and

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<v Speaker 2>go and get your toys for the week, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>be a screepe and Sunday the world's media. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>a prank, isn't it. When you walk through a door,

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, you've pract you know, and there's there's

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<v Speaker 2>Maggiliani there, and there's CNN, there's Fox News, there's the BBC, ABC,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone there. It's it's an amazing story about basically it's

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<v Speaker 2>out the front of a landscaping Jim's mowing. Well.

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<v Speaker 4>There's so many questions where along the way did they

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<v Speaker 4>realize that there was a landscaping store and not the

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<v Speaker 4>prestigious hotel. The first guys who are rocking up, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>setting up the spot was running before that.

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<v Speaker 2>They've had to book that garage door, right, and to

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<v Speaker 2>try and make it look classy. It's a rolling garage

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<v Speaker 2>door by a lock up, right, they're just like blue

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<v Speaker 2>tacked up there. Donald Trump posters as if this will

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<v Speaker 2>make it look great. Going close on the cameras, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>just see the poster.

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<v Speaker 4>I would say it's even worse than that. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>one poster. It's like that thing you do when you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have a big printer, You do a whole lot

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<v Speaker 4>of a four's and sit inside by side checkerboard.

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<v Speaker 2>So someone had to ring Four Seasons Total Landscaping right

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<v Speaker 2>from the White House to book this. Someone at the

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<v Speaker 2>other end, who works at four Seasons Total Landscaping, took

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<v Speaker 2>a call from the White House asking could they book

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<v Speaker 2>the front of their well garag's rolling door for a

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<v Speaker 2>press conference for Donald Trump. At no point that they

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<v Speaker 2>go I'm a weary at guarding landscaping business. They went, yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>fifty bucks. Stand any press conferences, whether you want molts

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<v Speaker 2>press conferences, you're pulling up here fifty bucks. Someone booked that.

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<v Speaker 2>In a hero there needs to be a tense part

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<v Speaker 2>Netflix documentary about how did this?

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<v Speaker 4>And I love the statement from the Four Seasons Hotel

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<v Speaker 4>Philadelphia has distanced itself from both the campaign and the

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<v Speaker 4>landscaping company.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, before we get into the news, I play this.

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<v Speaker 2>There's someone there's these amazing State the art remixes online

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<v Speaker 2>cooled cassette boy, and he's made this one for Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>This is brilliant. Republicans are read Democrats are blue. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Donald Trump and I'm off. Soon the White House will

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<v Speaker 2>have a new president. Do you know that's true? I've

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<v Speaker 2>been mad without president. It's said because my madness cors

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<v Speaker 2>endorsed me for president. Trump is going to win and

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to lose. That turned out to be fake

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<v Speaker 2>news because they've left the country broken and tired. The

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<v Speaker 2>American people told me you're fired. WHOA, I've been shown

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<v Speaker 2>at the door. I'm losing, baby Joe Biden? As you

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<v Speaker 2>killed me?

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<v Speaker 4>WHOA, I've been shown at the door.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm losing baby Joe Biden. Has you killed me? This

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<v Speaker 2>is not amazing. It's so good. Now you can find

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<v Speaker 2>it online on YouTube. Cassette Boy Christian Christian mconnell The.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So how was your Friday Night? This was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be your boys night out, the first one in six months. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been building up.

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<v Speaker 4>First we thought it was going to be the previous

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<v Speaker 4>Friday when Lockdown's first open, and there was a shenanigans

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<v Speaker 4>with the booking and the guy booked it for this Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>And then sense that men can't organize anything. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you've had six months to get with it ready, and

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<v Speaker 2>one of your crew, okay, one of your crew books

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong Friday, the second Friday, not the first available.

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<v Speaker 2>One who wants to go out? Then where's wait a week? Guys?

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<v Speaker 4>And that wasn't even the worst thing he did. He

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<v Speaker 4>booked a table for ten. Well that's a really his

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<v Speaker 4>fault that the bar said tables of ten is the

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<v Speaker 4>maximum we're allowed to do. You can't. There's no wiggle

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<v Speaker 4>room on that. And there's twelve guys in the group

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<v Speaker 4>the last supper, so we're getting towards Friday, and nobody's

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<v Speaker 4>put their hand up to I.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I didn't know this, So no one's offered themselves up.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to do?

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<v Speaker 4>There were some sort of survive for me in the front,

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<v Speaker 4>and we vote our friends out really learn who is

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<v Speaker 4>the least table. So I on Friday put my hand

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<v Speaker 4>up heroically and said I will withdraw from going out tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>And then they got at Lucky Bounce with another guy

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<v Speaker 4>who couldn't go anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So that do you think they were all waiting out

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<v Speaker 2>knowing that you'd be the first of all?

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<v Speaker 4>No, why would I be the first? I'm on the inner.

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<v Speaker 2>You're as strong as your weakest leap. They knew that

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<v Speaker 2>old lightweight Jack Post would be the first that go,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I do that radio wished to be at

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<v Speaker 2>like seven o'clock. They knew, they knew Cinderella will start

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<v Speaker 2>crying about four o'clock. This aftering. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>This was my biggest fear, and I did play out

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<v Speaker 4>because I knew i'd get tired, that I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was two hours in the pubs. A long old session

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<v Speaker 2>is you know, two hours hundred and twenty minutes finding

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<v Speaker 2>me four drinks, three drinks. Possibly it's too much for you.

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<v Speaker 4>This was this was my fear that I would stand

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<v Speaker 4>strong and I would be one of the ten, and

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<v Speaker 4>then poor.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys would stand strong one of the ten, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I would naturally get tired. I always get so

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<v Speaker 4>tired on a Friday night. I can never even make

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<v Speaker 4>it through the footy if I'm watching at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's because you're a Bombers fan alf the team cup.

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<v Speaker 4>I was worried that I would excidentally go I'm tired, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>but thanks for having me after half an hour of

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<v Speaker 4>been there, and then they'll go, oh, there's somebody else.

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<v Speaker 4>So I pretended it was heroicism, but it was really

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<v Speaker 4>because I feared you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Made I mean, I hope they had like a moment's

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<v Speaker 2>silence to the fallen soldier. He ultimate sacrifice, but it

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<v Speaker 2>is hard on.

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<v Speaker 4>The group texted the next morning and they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like cons to still do it. Guys live in the dream. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife and I we went out for our first

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<v Speaker 2>dinner together in six months. Yep, it was. It was

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful actually because suddenly I'm opposite my wife and it's

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<v Speaker 2>and she's she's dressed up for the first time. It's

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<v Speaker 2>when I've put a jacket on, everyone's all dressed up,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone else in the restaurant because the only want

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<v Speaker 2>twenty people a loud in the restaurants, so it's a

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<v Speaker 2>strange kind of atmosphere, but the staff are all trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do their best. It was to be sat opposite

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<v Speaker 2>each other.

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<v Speaker 4>True, because if you're anything like me and my wife,

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<v Speaker 4>we've been side by side, Yes, every meal.

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<v Speaker 2>The television it was almost like quite confronting. I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>actually thought it was there I was being interrogated. Job

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<v Speaker 2>it was, but we had a lovely nart. We had

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<v Speaker 2>a golden rule not to talk about the kids. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>if we can't just serve two hours where we don't

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<v Speaker 2>it is Pats. It's really hard. So many times, especially

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<v Speaker 2>off the couple drinks, you go, yeah, can you just

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<v Speaker 2>have a word at the tomorrow. I'm like, we can

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<v Speaker 2>talk about this on the way home. We're not talking

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<v Speaker 2>about this now. So we had it. We had an

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<v Speaker 2>amazing to It was really really nice being out. I

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<v Speaker 2>tell her what is strange though, is the staff for

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<v Speaker 2>all in masks. Yes, and you can barely understand what

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<v Speaker 2>they're saying to you. Even when they asked the most

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<v Speaker 2>that standing question of have you weeken the year before?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like what? So many times during the meal they

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<v Speaker 2>were going still or sparkling through a muffled what what

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<v Speaker 2>is it now? That was the hardest part.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Late Late to the Party, This is the home for

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<v Speaker 2>a your emails that come in to me and of

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. We've got some brilliant ones, all to do

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<v Speaker 2>with the runaway phone in last week, weakest claim to fame.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into them. Adrian As emailed me Christian As

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<v Speaker 2>at a factory I worked in, my team leader went

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<v Speaker 2>on a health and safety course The instructor leading this,

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<v Speaker 2>ohsal safety course was Dennis Seaton, lead singer of the

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<v Speaker 2>eighties group Musical Youth, remember them number one the eighties

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<v Speaker 2>with this number one the eighties now running health and

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<v Speaker 2>safety courses. That's life, isn't it, Adrian, thank you very

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<v Speaker 2>much for your email. Christian. My weakest claim to fame

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<v Speaker 2>is that my brother sat beside Bono in school. He

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<v Speaker 2>was known as Paul. Then, well, that's because it's his name,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Paul. He was actually born Bono. She didn't know,

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<v Speaker 2>kidding me, no, no one kid Bono. Paul won the

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<v Speaker 2>Disciples an Irish country like that Bono. But it was

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<v Speaker 2>his nickname at school. It wasn't born Bono.

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<v Speaker 4>Home, I can't imagine is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Paul Schuston is his actual name? Oh? How regular? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well so you think right. His other mate, the Edge,

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<v Speaker 2>was again born a nameless baby, The Edge. This is

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<v Speaker 2>from Trish, who is Irish, lives out in Adelaide, moved

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<v Speaker 2>out there years ago. Trish, thank you very much. That's

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<v Speaker 2>got all learned something, then, Christian. My weakest claim to fame.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this one. I once filled up Tiger Woods's

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<v Speaker 2>car with petrol I was working at a petrol station

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<v Speaker 2>in Auckland, you know all those old fashioned ones when

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<v Speaker 2>they come out, and he was on the way to

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<v Speaker 2>play golf with Michael Whill post a photo signed a

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<v Speaker 2>little thing for me as well.

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<v Speaker 4>What a great that's at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we can't include that one whatsoever. And then nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with the weakest claim to fame. It was

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<v Speaker 2>to do with the story last week I told you

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<v Speaker 2>about how my cat Big Larry, caught a bird and

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<v Speaker 2>I was having trouble getting the bird that was still

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<v Speaker 2>live out of Larry's mouth, which I didn't manage to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe has emailed, and if you want to get a

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<v Speaker 2>bird or anything out of a cat's mouth, put its

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<v Speaker 2>tail hard and it will open its mouth. The other

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<v Speaker 2>thing is, if you're ever being attacked by a dog,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing that always gets it to release its grip

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<v Speaker 2>is if you put your finger in its.

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard that. I saw sadly once at the park

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<v Speaker 4>a one dog get lockjaw over another.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog, like an attack dog, like a rock fighter or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It was staffy strong dogs, two.

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<v Speaker 4>Dogs about the same size fighting and it got its

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<v Speaker 4>jaw locked over it to the other one's neck and

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<v Speaker 4>somebody like it was chaos and people were yelling out

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<v Speaker 4>and someone nois.

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<v Speaker 2>All one who's caught in that?

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<v Speaker 4>Mates, it's horful like someone's yelling out sticky finger, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's yeah, tatael holder but no, no, but no

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<v Speaker 4>one would do it. They eventually got it off with.

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<v Speaker 2>Having elishness about that. It could have saved the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess in the moment the dog was all right, thankfully,

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to step forward and do that? I mean, seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>if you just turned up that part and you see

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<v Speaker 2>a load of bystanders watching right, two dogs fights are

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<v Speaker 2>going play, put that finger off his back? So I think,

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell is this dog part? Get in the cars?

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's the problem in the moment, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>know if it's an urban or if it's You don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to be the one.

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<v Speaker 2>I also, for the dog's point of view, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>what if the dogs are now? Email me your emails

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<v Speaker 2>about anything Late La Party Christian Christian O'Connell dot com

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<v Speaker 5>US, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes we've got to talk about it, you don't we do?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes there are there is a certain type of corner

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<v Speaker 2>you'll get in the first hour. I think it's to

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<v Speaker 2>do with the moon. I know the sun is up now,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's still lurking around and it's miss moon. People.

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<v Speaker 4>The moon's powers are still to some people.

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<v Speaker 2>The moon is a very big thing. Someone just thought,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I want to call that radio station

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<v Speaker 2>and tell them about the time I tried to work

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<v Speaker 2>out if that's true or not about a finger and

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<v Speaker 2>a drugs bottom. We don't need those kind of calls, Okay, However,

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<v Speaker 2>go back to Joe Smith's email about how if a

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<v Speaker 2>dog is attacking or got a little dog in its

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<v Speaker 2>grip or whatever, it might be attacking someone, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>And about the finger, is that true pulling it there

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<v Speaker 2>that the dog will go, ah, this is really nice,

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<v Speaker 2>releases its grip. Who is the first person that found

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<v Speaker 2>that out? And how and how did they whatever they

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<v Speaker 2>were doing about how did that think they ain't going

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<v Speaker 2>to work Monday? And they go, Dave, how is your weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty good down the dog park? And do you know,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, no, I didn't know that, do you know? Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>go to go around, Dave, tell what you found out

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<v Speaker 2>about the finger on the dog's back. Side.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast, Patsy tell us the song that sums up your weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, went to Bunnings over the weekend, as you do

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<v Speaker 3>on the weekend. Now it's reopen. We're in the market

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<v Speaker 3>for a new barbecue. The snags back, No, not yet,

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<v Speaker 3>not yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't say anything about that. Yes, I thought we would

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<v Speaker 2>have led with that then the ring of steal.

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<v Speaker 4>But I noticed Bunnings does have a big sign that

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<v Speaker 4>it's apologizing for no sausages and they will be back.

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<v Speaker 2>Here and knows you're going to turn up as expecting that,

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<v Speaker 2>and so it's got an apology. You already chambered.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that word on Bunny anyway, So we went in,

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<v Speaker 3>got what we needed to get. Everything's different, of course

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<v Speaker 3>because of COVID. They had like a trestle table up

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<v Speaker 3>against the counter, so you can't get I guess to

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<v Speaker 3>keep the distance between you and the operator.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was so Donald Trump press conference today

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<v Speaker 2>just out front. He's really booked then here moving on

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<v Speaker 2>to Jim's mowing anyway, So how many people are allowed

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<v Speaker 2>inside to Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's a really good question.

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<v Speaker 2>Now parade like the Vatican, they got their own sort

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<v Speaker 2>of independent country. Because in a restaurant, it's only twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>but how many the bunnies? Can you open up a

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant in the bunnings? You have a loan more people.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they've got the guy at the front, haven't they

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<v Speaker 3>with the counter.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the bounce with the old k It's like.

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<v Speaker 3>You come in, you go out anyway. So I and

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<v Speaker 3>I had Audrey in my ear, the nine year old

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<v Speaker 3>in my ear, saying, mummy, can we get a sausage?

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<v Speaker 3>Why isn't there a sausage? When are the sausages coming back? Mummy? Mummy, Mummy,

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<v Speaker 3>can we do this? It's like just can you wait

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<v Speaker 3>while I'm trying to pay the lady?

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<v Speaker 2>So I put nice to speak. Can you wait, little missy?

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<v Speaker 3>They're on your own, you're trying to do something. So

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<v Speaker 3>I put my purse down. I didn't have my handbag.

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<v Speaker 3>I put my purse down.

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<v Speaker 2>School mom with a giant purse. I mean you've seen

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<v Speaker 2>sort of apple touch everything like that. You want that

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<v Speaker 2>mankey old purse with that little buckle. You know my

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<v Speaker 2>wife's got that still got the buck or that opens

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<v Speaker 2>up with about eighteen different subsections.

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<v Speaker 3>And all my loyalty cards and all my receipts. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>so I put my purse down, put my phone down,

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<v Speaker 3>got my card out to pay, and she's still in

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<v Speaker 3>my ear, and there's like a big queue forming, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was conscious of holding everyone up. So we just

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<v Speaker 3>bundled up all our stuff and walked out. And as

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<v Speaker 3>I got into the car, I realized my person phone

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<v Speaker 3>I'd left at the counter. I thought, oh, and you

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<v Speaker 3>just you know how your stomach like goes into your throat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like of my purse. I lost that purse. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>everything is in my purse.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a special purse I got on holidays. I love

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<v Speaker 3>that person.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how you can't notice it's gone. Your

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<v Speaker 4>shuffling in here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about fifty I've got a.

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<v Speaker 3>Kid in my ear saying how is that kid in

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<v Speaker 3>the post?

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<v Speaker 4>Like you see Paris Hilton carry the bag.

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<v Speaker 2>She's printed off all the news. Ever, it's in the purse.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a chronicle, so Narnia. You get to the back

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<v Speaker 2>of the purse, there's another the whole world.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, I've bolted out of the car, said to Audrey,

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<v Speaker 3>hurry up, my purse is in this I'm thinking it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be gone. It's going to be gone. But

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<v Speaker 3>of course there's a COVID queue at the front of

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<v Speaker 3>the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're doing the temperaure check. If you've got to

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<v Speaker 2>go back through it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I didn't have time. I didn't have time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking someone's going to have my purse.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want you just dodged past the guy there

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<v Speaker 2>with the clicker?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I shove the poor security guard to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Side suddenly like Tom Brady had caught about this linebackers.

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<v Speaker 3>It was impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like he's planting him into a new plotted shrubs,

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<v Speaker 2>got my lords and guards.

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<v Speaker 3>Blockbuster cast him aside. And you know how they've got

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<v Speaker 3>the front of house person. They're normally really friendly on

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<v Speaker 3>the ball. Well he was. He was holding my person

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<v Speaker 3>phone and he goes, did you forget something? And I said, oh, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking for an elder ladyes on this, not apple touch

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<v Speaker 2>or anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you fly kicked he the person roundhouse put down

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<v Speaker 4>the bus.

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<v Speaker 3>So it ended well, Thank you Bunnings very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereabe the purse?

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<v Speaker 3>The purse is intact, everything's there and.

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<v Speaker 2>Already still ask you when the snacks still want sausage.

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<v Speaker 2>Still good question.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast, Stephan Patsy. The song that summed up her weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie Boy, was it for you?

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<v Speaker 4>It was my choice of movie Saturday night for movie night,

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<v Speaker 4>and I've gone with accidentally a scary film.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you accidentally go with a scary movie? They're

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<v Speaker 2>either titled something unpleasant?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this is titled very pleasantly. It was called The Gift,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Joel?

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<v Speaker 2>Or movie Joel.

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<v Speaker 4>That's actually what drew me to it. It was written, directed,

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<v Speaker 4>and starring friend of the show, Joel edited. So I

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<v Speaker 4>was telling me he's on, who's calling Christian? He's so good,

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<v Speaker 4>such a good Australian pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, when you have to pick the movie, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I get so angsty about it because obviously there's my

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<v Speaker 2>wife and then you've got two attention definity disorder teenagers,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's really worrying because you could ruin the whole night.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to stop the.

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<v Speaker 4>Movie after a while, and the more time you spend

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<v Speaker 4>on that scrolling that home screen, the pressure mounts and

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<v Speaker 4>it gets harder and harder.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a whiff of desperation in the No No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>wait wait wait wait wait, I've seen that one.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm having that same panic. And then I see

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<v Speaker 4>this The Gift, and I remember when Joel was on

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<v Speaker 4>the show. Jamie l a guy who films all the

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<v Speaker 4>videos for the website, said, oh, Joel's in this great

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<v Speaker 4>movie he made called The Gift. It's Joel Edgend and

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<v Speaker 4>Jason Bateman. So we started watching. I didn't realize there's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be one of these jump sca movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It looked like a thriller, isn't it Like a thriller

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<v Speaker 4>is one thing, but those jump scares. Got to say

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<v Speaker 4>I hate those job.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too much, too much. There's enough scary stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>the life. You don't need it any front room and

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<v Speaker 2>it's where it spooks you. Actually you hear stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Bankers doing that thing where she's actually putting her

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<v Speaker 4>hands across her face and watching through her fingers, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you're right, any noise the house makes, the dog

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<v Speaker 4>walking down the hall, we pause the film. We're like

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<v Speaker 4>the shoe legends outside trying to get it, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It gets ritty about where you get up and actually

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<v Speaker 2>lock the front door. Don't the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, we got to get up to get a drink

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<v Speaker 4>of water and just turn on the light.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the power of those movies, right, scaring you. But

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<v Speaker 2>what's in the shadows?

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<v Speaker 4>So it gets to one scene where the wife is

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<v Speaker 4>home alone taking a shower and she starts to hear

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<v Speaker 4>noises in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Goes nope, that's it stops the course time course time

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<v Speaker 2>time out on the film.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not watching this. I won't be able to sleep

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<v Speaker 4>films off. So now I'm desperately unaware.

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<v Speaker 2>Of how far is this into the movie.

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<v Speaker 4>This is with forty minutes ago, we've watched an hour

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<v Speaker 4>of her. I would love to know. Maybe people can

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<v Speaker 4>text it, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruin it on air, but just for my own when

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<v Speaker 2>it's been out, while it's been out years, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. I think there's there's a time limit, isn't.

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<v Speaker 4>There where it's a spoiler and that I would love

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<v Speaker 4>to know who's the bad guy, Joel Edgerton or Jason Bateman.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I need to know. I'm not gonna put

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<v Speaker 2>your money on you. If he has a bet right now,

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<v Speaker 2>well sports bet paying out.

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<v Speaker 4>They make it, They make it seem like Joel Egending

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<v Speaker 4>is the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He produces, You're not leading me twenty conclusions. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>one of them.

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<v Speaker 4>And if Joel put a twist in his movie, which

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't be surprised if he did, Jason Bateman, the

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<v Speaker 4>husband might actually be the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call then, So how does The Gift end?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine four one four four.

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<v Speaker 1>Three The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jack and his wife? Would you describe it as

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<v Speaker 2>a horror movie? The Gift?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a thriller?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it was smart. So have you seen The

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<v Speaker 2>Quiet Place? Because that's a brilliant Threa. No, see that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that.

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<v Speaker 4>That looks just from the cover. She's jump Then it's

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<v Speaker 4>the jump scares. I don'tlike. I can do a psychological thriller,

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<v Speaker 4>but not the jump scares.

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<v Speaker 2>In this movie.

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<v Speaker 4>The jim Any had too many jump scares.

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<v Speaker 2>And so where you and your wife? You stopped with

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<v Speaker 2>forty minutes to go? I didn't, Christian, Sorry, I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>that kid is a strong, strong boy. He doesn't buckle

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<v Speaker 2>with anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I was happy to march on into the darkness of

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<v Speaker 4>the film. But with f then to go, why No,

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't I definitely wouldn't watch it on my own.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep with the landing light on. Anyway, Kathy called in

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<v Speaker 2>and said she's seen it twice. Doesn't want to come

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<v Speaker 2>on here for two reasons. One she doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>give away the ending. Said you've got to go back

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<v Speaker 2>and see it because it's very good. However, get around there,

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<v Speaker 2>she she We're hoping that she would hang around to

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<v Speaker 2>speak to us, but she couldn't. She was in a

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<v Speaker 2>rush because her son is in the car playing Fortnight

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<v Speaker 2>in the background. Now they talk about these kids been

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<v Speaker 2>addicted to Fortnite? Is he doing the schoolroom right and

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<v Speaker 2>he's playing Fortnight? So has he got his like computer

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<v Speaker 2>monitor in the passenger seat, you know, and he's doing

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<v Speaker 2>his shoot him up or what he's needing his battalion

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever they're doing. They're going over the top or

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<v Speaker 2>the big purchase Flanders. I don't know how Fortnight works,

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<v Speaker 2>But how bad is that? Nick? Ways, you go to school, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>bring the computer if you have to.

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<v Speaker 4>It's somehow plugged into the cigarette lighter.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got all had one. Kathy, I need to know

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<v Speaker 2>more about the old angry teenager. But it's not as

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<v Speaker 2>that it's so intense she can't conduct a conversation with

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<v Speaker 2>another human being. Jamie the young guy works on the

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<v Speaker 2>show The Young school Sacy who films everything of ours

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<v Speaker 2>super talenty Kid. He's the one that recommended it to you, Jamie.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, look, it's it's pretty gruesome at the end. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a psychological thriller that keeps you thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the problem. I watched it alone, not with my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>Very brave, Jamie. Look, I don't think Jame's tougher than you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm too scared. Honestly, I think I'm too

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<v Speaker 4>scared to go back and watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fine, right, I always think it's easy to scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving the daylight. Would that's the only time nice sunny

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<v Speaker 2>daylight today? Right open the curtains. Grab that dog with

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<v Speaker 2>you as well. I work I have the dog there

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<v Speaker 2>next year. And it's what ford Wine is invented for,

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<v Speaker 2>because you can't be scared. If you go, you're not

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<v Speaker 2>to scare me Forward Wine ghost man.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Jomie, So you're not willing to give away

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<v Speaker 4>the ending, you, I'll watch it today.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch it today.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not giving away the ending.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to watch it yourself. By the way, when

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<v Speaker 2>you came to the studio just now, you went it

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<v Speaker 2>gets hectic. Hectic to me means busy, frantic. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean? Is this sort of that the kids to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about now when something gets lit or sick or

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<v Speaker 2>now hectic, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Just mean it. It'll get you thinking hectic.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know he's been drinking all weekend. Again, you've

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<v Speaker 2>seen this out the sweats on him today. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's enough change.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the Weekend. It was my wife's birthday, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was a birthday yesterday, and took her out for dinner

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<v Speaker 2>just me and how on Friday night went a lovely night,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was talking about on the show Friday how

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<v Speaker 2>I was off to search for the mythical earrings. How

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<v Speaker 2>they going, h my god, they were so they genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>I was so excited about these earrings. I thought, this

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<v Speaker 2>is it. Everything in my life has led me to

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<v Speaker 2>these earrings. So and so right, she was getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>for Friday night and we're going out for dinner, just the

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<v Speaker 2>two of us for the first time in six months.

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<v Speaker 2>I surprised her. I said, Hey, there's something I've got

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<v Speaker 2>to look nice with that outfit and I opened up

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<v Speaker 2>that and she burst into tears long So that was

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<v Speaker 2>the start of the weekend. Then yesterday I surprised her

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<v Speaker 2>with the cake. That she didn't know she was getting

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<v Speaker 2>a cake. And I designed this cake. My wife's in

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of months got into swimming in the ocean,

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<v Speaker 2>which is incredible. She's now like three to five k

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<v Speaker 2>a day in her wet suit. So I want this

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<v Speaker 2>cake to look like it was underwater, but with her

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<v Speaker 2>swimming in her wet suit. And that she saw a

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<v Speaker 2>dolphin a couple weeksgo when she was swimming, which is

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<v Speaker 2>something you know as part of you know, our life

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<v Speaker 2>over here and everything that we experienced and never could

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 2>experience in the UK. You might see a floating turred

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<v Speaker 2>in the UK. See, you ain't going to say any

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<v Speaker 2>you ain't going to see a dolphin. This is really lost, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's surprised with the cake yesterday. However, Saturday night

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<v Speaker 2>she was going out with the girls and you know

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<v Speaker 2>when someone there's something in the air. She's coming home

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<v Speaker 2>in a bad way to night, and Sarah keeps it

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<v Speaker 2>locked down. She doesn't behave like that, right, she doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>really get drunk, and she doesn't really drink that much,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, you feel it in the air. I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what we was. It was non stop texting

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<v Speaker 2>on the WhatsApp Girls Group, Girls grouped, chur in the afternoon,

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<v Speaker 2>sircular o'clock, rude not to and I could just I

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<v Speaker 2>was watching all this. This is going to be trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to be trouble, right, And I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I was supposedly going out with the guys and she's

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<v Speaker 2>going to girls and I said, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>go out. I want to be fresh for Sunday. I

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<v Speaker 2>knew we had to to get get up and get

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<v Speaker 2>the cake out and get the kids ready, all the

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<v Speaker 2>presents ready, and also then tell my wife too. The

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant I booked as well, lovely One right on the St.

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<v Speaker 2>Kildo Foreshore Tollivance. So we're gonna have a nice three

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 2>course lunch together Sunday. Anyway, my wife comes back in

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday and she is steaming. I mean, WHOA not seeing

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<v Speaker 2>her like that in decades? Steaming? You know, so of

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<v Speaker 2>you right? WHOA a little bit wobbly? Far from over?

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, we got any sherry in the house? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, uh, I don't know. We've got a vicar

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<v Speaker 2>coming round. What do we need sherry for? Is it Christmas?

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<v Speaker 2>And landsa here sherry? I don't want any sherry right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She gets a boll of sherry. Out join me for

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<v Speaker 2>a shot of sherry? Are you on your on this one?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want me doing shots of sherry. No one

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<v Speaker 6>has shots of sherry. Maybe some mad wrapper shots of

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<v Speaker 6>sherry for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, She starts to ring her friends. She was just

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<v Speaker 2>in the pub with ye yeah, I love you sisters lot.

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<v Speaker 2>This goes on from now and a half. She's now

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<v Speaker 2>bringing friends in the UK, ringing her mum and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going on my kids, kids are going what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I go to bed. I think I just don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to get involved in that car crash. I get into

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<v Speaker 2>bed half one right, I'm woken up by this. The

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<v Speaker 2>lights are out and woken up by this. Not in

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<v Speaker 2>the bed. All I'm worried about is clean the sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, not in the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel that lights are going to go on and

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<v Speaker 2>I have to help her out to the toilet. I

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<v Speaker 2>can smell a sherry, you know that the vapor vapor

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<v Speaker 2>trails in the air. Telling this story, you do the crime.

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<v Speaker 2>My job as a journalist to report the facts, to

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<v Speaker 2>know about this anyway. Obviously, Sunday morning, right, I wake

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<v Speaker 2>up fresh as a days. I feel so great because

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't break out the sherry, and I go, you're right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a wow, went yeah, you have a good night.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to cancel lunch. Cancel lunch. But the kids

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<v Speaker 2>are looking forward to I said, well, look, it's your day.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever we do something nice and go all right, I

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<v Speaker 2>cancel the reservation all this, and then they go, what

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<v Speaker 2>are we going to do for your birthday lunch? So

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<v Speaker 2>otherwise the kids are just going to disappear in their rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still going to do something special. What does someone

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<v Speaker 2>with they And by the time it's like eleven o'clock,

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<v Speaker 2>when I was saying, hey, what were going for food?

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<v Speaker 2>You want me to go and get a chicken? I

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<v Speaker 2>cook a chicken. And what does the only person want

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<v Speaker 2>when they've got a really bad hangover?

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<v Speaker 4>Let me guess it's one of the big four McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? I had to go driver to

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<v Speaker 2>a drive through and get we sat in a car

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<v Speaker 2>parks not Donovan's toasting Champagnes in the car park of

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<v Speaker 2>the Saint Kilda macas Happy Birthday two?

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<v Speaker 4>Do they still have those ice cream cakes for your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>That's where she was yesterday, Christian Christian o'connald's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever had one of those hangovers where it's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's an effort just to get through the day, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>You just want the evening to come around so you

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<v Speaker 2>can crawl back into bed. You want to counsel whatever's

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<v Speaker 2>in books. You just can't deal with the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got one that ends in McDonald's as well, like

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<v Speaker 4>your wife's birthday. We were in Bianca and I were

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<v Speaker 4>in Hong Kong for a holiday, and we went over

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<v Speaker 4>to the island of Macau, which is a it's like

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<v Speaker 4>a Las Vegas of China Vegas. It's actually got more

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<v Speaker 4>casinos than Las Vegas. You have to change as you

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<v Speaker 4>leave Hong Kong, you have to change your money into

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<v Speaker 4>Macau dollars. So we changed more than enough. We thought this,

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<v Speaker 4>we're only here for two days, this will be plenty.

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<v Speaker 4>But the casinos got, you know, enticed us and.

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<v Speaker 2>We get the free drinks and sandwiches, and drinks.

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<v Speaker 4>They even had this karaoke place, so Biank and I

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<v Speaker 4>were hitting back drinks and we've seen karaoke lost all

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<v Speaker 4>our woke up with the worst hangover and Bianka said,

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<v Speaker 4>like your wife, she just she's like, let's just get

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<v Speaker 4>McDonald's and then get on the boat back to Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 4>We went to get bacon and egg mcmuffins and we

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't even afford a bacon and egg McMuffin.

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<v Speaker 2>Really gambled the house and lots not break it.

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<v Speaker 4>She cried in McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people have been there? It's not a happy meal,

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<v Speaker 2>is it? They need a happy or sad meal. We've

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<v Speaker 2>all all got our own different stories about why we're in

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<v Speaker 2>mackas sad. I love them. I need a sad.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian o'connells Christian o'connells show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just another mishard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics, Monday's

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<v Speaker 2>misshurd lyrics. And know how this works. You send in

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<v Speaker 2>or you miss hurt lyrics. We go through them. We

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<v Speaker 2>have a listen. Do we agree or disagree? If we

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<v Speaker 2>agree with your mishurd lyrics. You hear this if we

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<v Speaker 2>don't and for the really great Ones Hall of Fame

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<v Speaker 2>previously on Monday, miss her lyrics. Last week we had

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<v Speaker 2>a Hall of Fame off for Lackey. This from Counting

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<v Speaker 2>Crows and mister Jones and I want to be someone

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<v Speaker 2>to jump a lead jump a lead jump a lead Yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 7>Someone because of news yesterday and Joe Biden flashback to

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<v Speaker 7>Jake in July.

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<v Speaker 2>I want Joe Biden. I need Joe Biden from whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you like by t I. Jake saw it. Jake called

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<v Speaker 2>this in July before CNN called it. He called it

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<v Speaker 2>in July. All right, let's go first of all to

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<v Speaker 2>Big John murrayhead one night in Bangkok. A show with

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<v Speaker 2>everything but you Brenner. That's supposed to be the actual lyric,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, not the miss even that is a

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<v Speaker 2>strange lyric. Well, gonna show with Brenner. He played that

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<v Speaker 2>loads of times. I've never heard that you'll Brenner bit

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<v Speaker 2>in the show with everything but your Brenner? Or is

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<v Speaker 2>it a show with everything a jewel grinner? Well, then

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<v Speaker 2>I show with everything it's your brinner. I still hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hear the jewel grinner, Bob did in like

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<v Speaker 2>a rolling stone, like a complete unknown Lat Or is

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<v Speaker 2>it like a complete old Gnome Lat? Yeah, I hear

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<v Speaker 2>in there, Billy boy. I sent this one from the

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<v Speaker 2>Stereophonics Dakota. You make me feel like the one good band?

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<v Speaker 2>Great song to Cota, Or is it you make me

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<v Speaker 2>feel like a worm making it Kenny Jones feel like

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<v Speaker 2>a worm? Madonna dress you up? Going to dress you

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<v Speaker 2>up in my Love? Or is it going to dress

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<v Speaker 2>you up in Milo? There's no love there, there's only Milo.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great, well done Donna's Hall of Favor. This one

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<v Speaker 2>is a lot of mini story from Ian Christianity University

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<v Speaker 2>in the nineties. My beast friends were called col and

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<v Speaker 2>his partner Dawn. I was convoked that convinced that Moby

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<v Speaker 2>wrote I wrote a song about them? Why does my

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<v Speaker 2>heart feel so bad? Moby? Do you want to make

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<v Speaker 2>He was for a while this song. So it's supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be hare open doors. Our friend Ian is hearing

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<v Speaker 2>his friends being introduced. Here's Colin Dawn's only saying. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>Colin dawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Hall of favor.

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<v Speaker 2>A lovely story and a lovely mishearder. Here it is

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<v Speaker 2>a great one, all right, Christian I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 2>this is the gold famous music genre. But after hearing

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<v Speaker 2>a jay Z song on miss said Luis a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, I thought was a go, this is fallout boy,

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<v Speaker 2>and this ain't a scene. It's an arms race. This

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<v Speaker 2>ain't a scene. It's a goddamn arms race. Or is it?

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<v Speaker 2>This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn ass face scene.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you forget about those kids in cars that you

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<v Speaker 4>talked about on the moment ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the ones who enjoyed that the most. And

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<v Speaker 2>one final one from Andy This song from a Marie

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<v Speaker 2>you know what Amory.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's a she did a song with a cheer

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<v Speaker 4>and she's an Australian artist.

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<v Speaker 2>Chow adio, don't know, chow adios. I'm done, savage. Or

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<v Speaker 2>is it shower the horse? I'm done? That's about there.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it shower the horse? I'm done? Said?

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<v Speaker 4>Also, she's not an Australian thinger. I got that wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>He's some Frankston all right, thank you very much. He

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<v Speaker 2>looks like, thank you very much. All the miss her

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<v Speaker 2>lyrics email yours Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot.

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<v Speaker 5>A Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This week's guest on Stuff of Legends, which is this

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<v Speaker 2>new podcast I launched a couple of weeks ago. Last

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<v Speaker 2>week's guest was Ricky gave Yes. Thank you very much

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<v Speaker 2>all the many emails and tweets and Instagram messages about

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<v Speaker 2>how much enjoyed the Ricky Gervas chat. It's a very

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<v Speaker 2>different way to hear Ricky Jervais because the idea behind

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff of Legends is each week I interview someone there

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<v Speaker 2>and they try and town with the story of their

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<v Speaker 2>life in three objects, three objects that mean the most

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<v Speaker 2>of them. And Ricky, you're talking about this old tennis

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<v Speaker 2>racket and his first ever microscope as well. There are

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<v Speaker 2>some amazing stories and playing in a cold bunker as well.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of life advice in there as well. Ricky.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always a great mix of very funny stories and

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<v Speaker 2>rants and then some life advice as well. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was last week. This week is another brilliant, interesting, funny,

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:41.080
<v Speaker 2>super smart guest host of the awesome grew In Transfer,

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<v Speaker 2>which I love. It's great that it's back Will Anderson,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's Will Anderson telling me the star of his

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<v Speaker 2>life in three Objects that mean the most to him.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them was a lovely gift he got for

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<v Speaker 2>his fortieth What lovely gift is get somebody right. His

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<v Speaker 2>partner Amy got him a painting of all of his

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<v Speaker 2>favorite things, A love great simple thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love that, like the mural at Shane WARN's house, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Him and Sam Newman moaning about the changing world. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a bit of the chat. Then it's out

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<v Speaker 2>now it's called The Stuff of Legends. You can finally

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you get your podcasts, we're always talking about how honest. Fourtieth,

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<v Speaker 2>his partner Amy had surprised him. They went out for

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<v Speaker 2>lunch just him and her, and he thought that was

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<v Speaker 2>really going to be it, and then some drinks in

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<v Speaker 2>the evening with some friends, and so he ended up

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<v Speaker 2>going quite big at lunch, and he said, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it had like eight glasses of wine because one of

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<v Speaker 2>these fancy restaurants in Sydney where they do pairings wear

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<v Speaker 2>with every bit of food different wine. So he said

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<v Speaker 2>he thought that was pretty much going to be the day,

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<v Speaker 2>the big lunch with eight glass of wine, goes home

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<v Speaker 2>to have a snooze, not knowing that he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>need to be revived because there's a surprise party for him.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't listened to the chat, you know that.

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<v Speaker 8>There's something that happening. When you're awoken by a group

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<v Speaker 8>of friends, it's kind of trying to all wake you

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<v Speaker 8>and get you ready to get up. But anyway, they

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<v Speaker 8>got me into some decent shape and they take me

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<v Speaker 8>down to King's Cross in Sydney where the bar was

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<v Speaker 8>where it turns out this surprise party was happening. And

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<v Speaker 8>we go down the stairs and luckily, just probably about

0:45:02.840 --> 0:45:06.360
<v Speaker 8>three steps before the everyone yell's surprise, I see a

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 8>little sign that says closed for private function, and I

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<v Speaker 8>just gave my brain just enough time those three seconds,

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<v Speaker 8>just that enough time for me to not fall down

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<v Speaker 8>the rest of the stairs, because I think, in the

0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:23.080
<v Speaker 8>state I was in, if it had been a full surprise,

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<v Speaker 8>it may well have killed me. So I think just

0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 8>that sign was just enough to get me in the

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<v Speaker 8>right shape. So anyway, brilliant time they give me this

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<v Speaker 8>painting as a present. I'm having an absolute ball. But

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<v Speaker 8>really there's so many people there that by midnight I've

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<v Speaker 8>really only got around to, you know, just to say

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<v Speaker 8>hello to everyone basically at this stage, and then the

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<v Speaker 8>bar shut and I'm like, what, okay, well this is great,

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:52.799
<v Speaker 8>but what's been going on? We go outside. There's buses outside,

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:56.279
<v Speaker 8>and we all get on the buses and they take

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<v Speaker 8>everyone who was at the party back to my house.

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<v Speaker 8>Now in the meantime, what's going on is there have

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<v Speaker 8>been people while we've been at the bar at our house,

0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:10.640
<v Speaker 8>putting in a bar, putting in lights. There's staff, there's food,

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:12.879
<v Speaker 8>there's like whatever. The entire house has been.

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<v Speaker 2>How amazing, What great friends you've got, right, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 8>And so then I was able to just go home,

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:23.040
<v Speaker 8>sit in a chair in the backyard, and then just

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<v Speaker 8>be at the party for the rest of the night.

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<v Speaker 8>And it was incredible. It was the greatest gift that

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<v Speaker 8>I've ever really been given in my life. And you

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<v Speaker 8>are reminded in those times of what it is that

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<v Speaker 8>is super important to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't sound a great pie to give somebody, What a

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<v Speaker 2>great way of doing Just everyone going back to yours?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? So that's Will Anderson. You could check them out.

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<v Speaker 2>Brand new episode out now, Stuff of Legends. Thanks to Readley.

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<v Speaker 1>Well Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We have tickets today. Tina Arena Saturday, May the fifteenth

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<v Speaker 2>next year at the My Music Role. Ticket's gone sale

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<v Speaker 2>ten am next Monday at tickets Scow. Maybe at this

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<v Speaker 2>one he on who's calling Christian loves Fresh Piers crowds,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, stage diving down there at front of the

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<v Speaker 2>moshpit there on chante. What's the name of the Tina

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<v Speaker 2>Arena show? It's what the songs of Tina Arena live

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<v Speaker 2>with her band and the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra on.

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<v Speaker 3>Chante huge in France.

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<v Speaker 2>But that what he helps this?

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<v Speaker 3>No, she was they loved her, she married a Frenchman.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't care for her?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I think she's great. I mean Shane's good song.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you for that. You can wear in a

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<v Speaker 2>bad tickets on Today's at work time? Why stuff, Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to be bubbling on like a pot

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<v Speaker 2>of mad for the next couple of weeks, isn't it months?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he doesn't do much work anyway, do you

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<v Speaker 2>know he's not the first person, the first president to

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<v Speaker 2>do vay little work. At the weekend you play. He

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<v Speaker 2>has played golf every single weekend on a Sunday. He

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<v Speaker 2>refuses to discuss business. He plays golf for four and

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<v Speaker 2>a half hours every Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, he was playing golf when they toltally pardon.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruined his I hope they made him carry on having

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<v Speaker 2>a dreadful round of golf. It would have ruined his

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday more. Anyway, aparenty, Aaron Sorkin is working on Trump

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<v Speaker 2>the Movie. He has got the final act. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday when he saw Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go

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<v Speaker 2>on stage in such a manner like that, with the

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<v Speaker 2>music and what they said, it actually felt like a movie,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when everything is all right at the end

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<v Speaker 2>and there's a magical new period. By the way, they've

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<v Speaker 2>released an arsk of the top five actors that should

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<v Speaker 2>play Trump. John Travolta, Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>different kind of movie, that is, that's a different kind

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<v Speaker 2>of movie. John Goodman at Johnny.

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<v Speaker 4>Depp, Johnny Depp.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's Nicholas Cage's role, if you ask me.

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<v Speaker 2>He can bring that that intensity, that kind of craziness

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<v Speaker 2>to him. All Right, So we're gonna help Aaron sorcan

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<v Speaker 2>Trump the movie. What should it be called? Trump the Movie?

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for your suggested titles. I've got the odd

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<v Speaker 2>Father silver, that sun, Don Ofvies had quite a few coffees,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't he whenever he's on team the old bulging eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's up there, Donnie boy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's who Nicholas with that steer he is given.

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<v Speaker 2>God, he's crazy. Dr Strange hair, Silver plush, Don with

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<v Speaker 2>the wind, gold, total recount, silver plus white House clown?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that from White House down?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>Ignorance because you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Patsy, could you mark it for me?

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<v Speaker 3>I will give that a silver, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, dude. Where's my golf cart?

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<v Speaker 4>Gold?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Jackie boy? What have you got? Trump? The

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<v Speaker 2>movie titles?

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<v Speaker 4>You've got mail in ballots?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Mister mcgoriam's one term imporium.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Another gold, thank you tweet, pray love Well, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're in a role now, don't ruin this. It's

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<v Speaker 2>another it's a gold run.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, the last one. Give it a second to sink in.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little bit wordy, ye sure m hm. Big

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<v Speaker 4>Trump will belittle China.

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<v Speaker 2>He's friends with them. No, No, he's always trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get one above.

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<v Speaker 4>It, trying to get again Big Trump will be Little

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<v Speaker 4>China God run over.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Silver Trump, the movie titles.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, is that my time? Watster? You're winning the first tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Tina A Rena Annow said that she's back live. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the thought of going to see live music.

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<v Speaker 4>Next year crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would be the first band, any band in the world? Question?

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<v Speaker 2>Who would it be if you could see anyone other

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<v Speaker 2>than Tina in a new show with Melbourne Symphony Orchestra

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<v Speaker 2>called Chante. I would see Green Day, my favorite bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I would go. I'd like Coldplay. I've never been amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Shows and I really want to Springsteen for me. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got an about It's great, all right, So today's time

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<v Speaker 2>waste stuff. Donald Trump the movie we're looking for names?

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<v Speaker 2>What could they call it? Donald Trump the movie White

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<v Speaker 2>Men Can't Trump, Silver, My crazy Rich Americans, Silvil plus

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<v Speaker 2>enter the Dragon. Oh Gold yeah, really smart, but your

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<v Speaker 2>name on that? But that's very good. Men who stare

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<v Speaker 2>at two Pace Bronz Mexican wall E Gold done, Connie

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<v Speaker 2>Frisky digits? What Frisky digits? Brons Yes, Robo Trump Silver

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<v Speaker 2>are the lost votes? Gold that's very good. Masa a

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<v Speaker 2>cockwork orange Man Gold Markey boy word. There's something about

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<v Speaker 2>Harry Gold, Linda All the President's means gold. It's very clever.

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<v Speaker 2>I am tan Gold, simple but smart. Marianne, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty one Trump Street Silver plus Me Myself and Millennia Silver,

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<v Speaker 2>Trump and the Giant Impeachment. Oh Gold, goody Arnie of

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<v Speaker 2>the Nile? What is that? Good Arnie of the Nile?

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<v Speaker 2>All right right, bron Trump Fiction? Silver, Dude, where's my

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<v Speaker 2>two pey?

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<v Speaker 4>Silver?

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<v Speaker 2>The first ex Wives Club silvil plus No country for

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<v Speaker 2>gold men Gold, Crouching, tucked, crouching Trump hidden Biden.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold.

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<v Speaker 2>What an image is he? Crouching? As in trying to

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<v Speaker 2>stay in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>We know you're in there? Donny come out of the

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<v Speaker 2>White House.

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<v Speaker 4>He's buying the desk? Flush him out, Tania.

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<v Speaker 2>Killsyth uh Trump dog billionaire.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you used to do that thing in school where

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<v Speaker 4>you sit under somebody's desk and grab their leg real quick?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what Trump's going to do about them when he

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<v Speaker 4>persists behind that chair. Sorry, go again.

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<v Speaker 2>He's cooling from within their White House. Trumpy, Trumpy, bang

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<v Speaker 2>bang gold. That's the headline. We do not want to read, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>how to lose a nation in one term? Silver? These

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<v Speaker 2>are very smart legally, Bronze Gold, I know what you

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<v Speaker 2>did four years ago, Silver, dude, where's my recount? Gold?

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<v Speaker 2>Indiana Trump Temple of the Lost Votes?

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<v Speaker 4>Too much going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronze, how to Lose an election in ten days Go?

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<v Speaker 2>And finally from Beck the Trumpy Horror Picture Show, Go,

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<v Speaker 2>who I reckon? Who's off to be? On? Shante?

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<v Speaker 4>How to Lose the election in ten days?

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<v Speaker 2>Awesome? That's sure's well done. Thank you very much for listening.

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