Speaker 1: It is a Christian a color show podcast.
Speaker 2: What a beautiful look? Good morning, Good morning Jack, Good morning, Pats.
Speaker 3: Morning morning.
Speaker 2: As I was driving this morning, when I first left home,
Speaker 2: of fine, there was that I could see that the
Speaker 2: sun was starting to come up and it was illuminating,
Speaker 2: not fully illuminated, but I could see the stars sell
Speaker 2: out the sky as well. Stunning coming in this morning. Beautiful. Well,
Speaker 2: I'll beginning the week slightly stressed. Acco't believe this after
Speaker 2: months and months and months of finally waiting for the
Speaker 2: girls to go back to actual school. Yesterday evening and
Speaker 2: sent him on, you need to get your bag ready
Speaker 2: for school. Yeah, I haven't told your mum. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: back home now for two weeks, back at home school,
Speaker 2: home school. Yeah, and I'm not honestly that the look
Speaker 2: on it, we couldn't even hide the huge disappointment. We're like,
Speaker 2: I actually wanted this. Oh God, why that wasn't you.
Speaker 2: It's to the universe, to God, to Buddha. Why I
Speaker 2: mean testing again? I said, what are you doing? Poor thing?
Speaker 2: Get this? Then? This is the two weeks where they're
Speaker 2: supposed to be doing work experience, all right, she's got
Speaker 2: to do virtual online work experience. What is that?
Speaker 3: That's not work experience.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. For two weeks,
Speaker 2: so I said, what does that mean? What you're doing tomorrow? Tomorrow?
Speaker 2: She's doing the whole school half fake till half three
Speaker 2: on OHS reporting accidents in the workplace.
Speaker 3: Oh no, can't you sign her a lead note?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 2: I mean, what a poor thing. I mean, seriously, two
Speaker 2: weeks that's her Monday, that's her monday online learning. What
Speaker 2: a great way to scare them off not doing those
Speaker 2: grades where that might have to be their job where
Speaker 2: they've got to actually report, which has access. I don't
Speaker 2: even know right if one of you fell in out.
Speaker 2: We haven't got any heavy machinery here, by the way,
Speaker 2: But why you fell in my faders, I don't even
Speaker 2: know who I report that to? Do you know what report?
Speaker 4: The reason you wouldn't know? And I wonder if Ruby
Speaker 4: will follow in her father's footsteps, is you fell asleep
Speaker 4: during the induction that we had here in the first
Speaker 4: week that.
Speaker 2: Had jet lag? That's all it was. Yeah, online school learning,
Speaker 2: Virtual work experience.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend. Then extraordinary scenes in America that are
Speaker 2: going to be extraordinary scenes for a while. Yet Donald
Speaker 2: Trump is turning into the X from Hell. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like when your mum and dad decide they're separating, but
Speaker 2: one of them who's been kicked out hangs around the
Speaker 2: house for a while, sees the new partner coming in
Speaker 2: and sort of measuring up the curtains and stuff like
Speaker 2: that while they're on the couch sort of huffing and puffing.
Speaker 2: That's where he's going to be. Like all this sort
Speaker 2: of excitement about Kamala and Biden, it's going to make
Speaker 2: a ready angry crazy man even worson for him to
Speaker 2: actually publicly say over the weekend, the incumbent president of America,
Speaker 2: the most important country in the world that he has,
Speaker 2: will have to be dragged out of the Oval office
Speaker 2: kicking and screaming is extraordinary. Yeah, and I hope, I
Speaker 2: hope that happens. And I don't know Foxtel, any of
Speaker 2: these pay per view services, ko Sports. I'm happy to
Speaker 2: pay one hundred bucks. All we would cure third world debt,
Speaker 2: wipe it out if everyone around the world. Do you
Speaker 2: want to see him dragged out by the Secret Service?
Speaker 2: Is one hundred dollars, take my credit card. Seriously, I
Speaker 2: want to see big birdie guys grabbing him by the
Speaker 2: ankles while he's belly down, grabbing onto plant pots as
Speaker 2: they drag it his orange ass out of that office.
Speaker 2: He's putting down curtains, ye ornaments.
Speaker 4: The landy is gathering the things that are falling out
Speaker 4: of his pockets as he's getting dragged along the footpath,
Speaker 4: pulling it into a little bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just think it's it's extraordinary. And then what
Speaker 2: happened yesterday total, I mean, the four seasons total landscaping
Speaker 2: is beyond parodies, like a deleted scene from Borat, especially
Speaker 2: because Chiliani's there. I kept being in Borat to come
Speaker 2: out from that section.
Speaker 4: If you didn't see the photos of it that it
Speaker 4: was true.
Speaker 2: No, it's been incredible scenes. However, in positivity, the I
Speaker 2: thought the two speeches from first of all, that Kamala Harris,
Speaker 2: she actually looked like she was glowing on screen. It
Speaker 2: was an ascension her story anyway, about her mum being
Speaker 2: a refugee and what she's managed to do with her
Speaker 2: life than what Kamala House has managed to do. But
Speaker 2: her speech was incredible, absolutely brilliant. It was so dignified
Speaker 2: and classy, and it offered what America needs, whether you're
Speaker 2: whether you're on the Democrat side of the Republican side.
Speaker 2: America needs unity right now, and it needed hope. And
Speaker 2: then I thought, Joe Biden, I mean, if I was
Speaker 2: one of his team, I would have said, slow down
Speaker 2: with the jog. Seventy seven, you've got four years, maybe
Speaker 2: another four years. You could be in that. In t agies,
Speaker 2: plenty of times jog saved the victory lap for the
Speaker 2: end of the term. Don't come, don't beat too soon, John.
Speaker 4: We could easily have a Bradbury bone here where Trump
Speaker 4: wins because.
Speaker 2: That job. Don't be jogging out like that, but comes
Speaker 2: out to Bruce Springsteen. We take care of our own.
Speaker 2: I thought his speech was everything that's been lack in
Speaker 2: the last four years. It was dignified, There was no
Speaker 2: name calling or anything like that. It just offered up
Speaker 2: the hope and the possibility of what America should be
Speaker 2: restored to a reset for our souls. That's what we
Speaker 2: said brilliantly. I thought it was the best speech. I
Speaker 2: thought the two speeches were amazing. And then he walked
Speaker 2: off to Coldplane I saw online yesterday. A lot of
Speaker 2: people have been snarky because I appreciate not everyone likes Coldplay.
Speaker 2: But the reason why he chose that song is because
Speaker 2: his it was his son's favorite song. His son died
Speaker 2: and Coldplay, you know, Chris might actually sung it at
Speaker 2: his son's funeral, and that is why sky full of
Speaker 2: Stars was the song he walked off to yesterday. Anyway,
Speaker 2: when we come back, not everyone will know the story
Speaker 2: about the Four Seasons yesterday, Patsy. What I need to
Speaker 2: do is get up top with the story. When we
Speaker 2: come back. We need to pull this apart. It's one
Speaker 2: of the most extraordinary stories in four years of craziness
Speaker 2: from Trump.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So two days from when we last spoke to you
Speaker 2: and the world has changed, all right. One of the
Speaker 2: things that we now know about is a business in America,
Speaker 2: the most famous small business, not just in America now
Speaker 2: but in the world, is Four Seasons total landscaping. What
Speaker 2: it makes me believe in karma, what's happened over the weekend.
Speaker 2: So if you're not up to speed with this, maybe
Speaker 2: now just enjoying been out of lockdown over the weekend Pats,
Speaker 2: he's got the latest about the what happened yesterday in America.
Speaker 3: Well, Donald Trump had sent a tweet about a media conference,
Speaker 3: an upcoming media conference he was doing at eleven am
Speaker 3: on that day, and he said it would be at
Speaker 3: the Four Seasons. So everyone thought it would be the
Speaker 3: prestigious Four Seasons hotel. But no, his people had wrongly
Speaker 3: booked this little landscaping business four seasons total landscaping only
Speaker 3: you should say it. It's in an industrial estate, it's
Speaker 3: next door to a crematorium and an adult bookshop. And
Speaker 3: they had no other choice but to go ahead with it.
Speaker 2: It was they had a choice say hey, he's a mistake.
Speaker 2: We just got the wrong place, and the world doesn't
Speaker 2: know about it. They double down on it. So it's
Speaker 2: it's basically a Bunning's car park, isn't it's it's it's
Speaker 2: it's a it's a guarding landscaping business. You know, where
Speaker 2: you've probably got some guy turned up to get fifty
Speaker 2: kilos of mulch. And there's Rudy Giani addressed in the
Speaker 2: world's media, you know. And it's not an adult bookshop,
Speaker 2: it's a sex shop, you know. I feel sorry for
Speaker 2: the guys who are coming out of there on their
Speaker 2: normal Sunday, I don't know, is it Sunday thing and
Speaker 2: go and get your toys for the week, trying to
Speaker 2: be a screepe and Sunday the world's media. It's like
Speaker 2: a prank, isn't it. When you walk through a door,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, you've pract you know, and there's there's
Speaker 2: Maggiliani there, and there's CNN, there's Fox News, there's the BBC, ABC,
Speaker 2: everyone there. It's it's an amazing story about basically it's
Speaker 2: out the front of a landscaping Jim's mowing. Well.
Speaker 4: There's so many questions where along the way did they
Speaker 4: realize that there was a landscaping store and not the
Speaker 4: prestigious hotel. The first guys who are rocking up, you know,
Speaker 4: setting up the spot was running before that.
Speaker 2: They've had to book that garage door, right, and to
Speaker 2: try and make it look classy. It's a rolling garage
Speaker 2: door by a lock up, right, they're just like blue
Speaker 2: tacked up there. Donald Trump posters as if this will
Speaker 2: make it look great. Going close on the cameras, you'll
Speaker 2: just see the poster.
Speaker 4: I would say it's even worse than that. It's not
Speaker 4: one poster. It's like that thing you do when you
Speaker 4: don't have a big printer, You do a whole lot
Speaker 4: of a four's and sit inside by side checkerboard.
Speaker 2: So someone had to ring Four Seasons Total Landscaping right
Speaker 2: from the White House to book this. Someone at the
Speaker 2: other end, who works at four Seasons Total Landscaping, took
Speaker 2: a call from the White House asking could they book
Speaker 2: the front of their well garag's rolling door for a
Speaker 2: press conference for Donald Trump. At no point that they
Speaker 2: go I'm a weary at guarding landscaping business. They went, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: fifty bucks. Stand any press conferences, whether you want molts
Speaker 2: press conferences, you're pulling up here fifty bucks. Someone booked that.
Speaker 2: In a hero there needs to be a tense part
Speaker 2: Netflix documentary about how did this?
Speaker 4: And I love the statement from the Four Seasons Hotel
Speaker 4: Philadelphia has distanced itself from both the campaign and the
Speaker 4: landscaping company.
Speaker 2: All right, before we get into the news, I play this.
Speaker 2: There's someone there's these amazing State the art remixes online
Speaker 2: cooled cassette boy, and he's made this one for Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: This is brilliant. Republicans are read Democrats are blue. I'm
Speaker 2: Donald Trump and I'm off. Soon the White House will
Speaker 2: have a new president. Do you know that's true? I've
Speaker 2: been mad without president. It's said because my madness cors
Speaker 2: endorsed me for president. Trump is going to win and
Speaker 2: you're going to lose. That turned out to be fake
Speaker 2: news because they've left the country broken and tired. The
Speaker 2: American people told me you're fired. WHOA, I've been shown
Speaker 2: at the door. I'm losing, baby Joe Biden? As you
Speaker 2: killed me?
Speaker 4: WHOA, I've been shown at the door.
Speaker 2: I'm losing baby Joe Biden. Has you killed me? This
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Speaker 1: Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: So how was your Friday Night? This was supposed to
Speaker 2: be your boys night out, the first one in six months. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's been building up.
Speaker 4: First we thought it was going to be the previous
Speaker 4: Friday when Lockdown's first open, and there was a shenanigans
Speaker 4: with the booking and the guy booked it for this Friday.
Speaker 2: And then sense that men can't organize anything. I mean,
Speaker 2: you've had six months to get with it ready, and
Speaker 2: one of your crew, okay, one of your crew books
Speaker 2: the wrong Friday, the second Friday, not the first available.
Speaker 2: One who wants to go out? Then where's wait a week? Guys?
Speaker 4: And that wasn't even the worst thing he did. He
Speaker 4: booked a table for ten. Well that's a really his
Speaker 4: fault that the bar said tables of ten is the
Speaker 4: maximum we're allowed to do. You can't. There's no wiggle
Speaker 4: room on that. And there's twelve guys in the group
Speaker 4: the last supper, so we're getting towards Friday, and nobody's
Speaker 4: put their hand up to I.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't know this, So no one's offered themselves up.
Speaker 2: You're going to do?
Speaker 4: There were some sort of survive for me in the front,
Speaker 4: and we vote our friends out really learn who is
Speaker 4: the least table. So I on Friday put my hand
Speaker 4: up heroically and said I will withdraw from going out tonight.
Speaker 4: And then they got at Lucky Bounce with another guy
Speaker 4: who couldn't go anyway.
Speaker 2: So that do you think they were all waiting out
Speaker 2: knowing that you'd be the first of all?
Speaker 4: No, why would I be the first? I'm on the inner.
Speaker 2: You're as strong as your weakest leap. They knew that
Speaker 2: old lightweight Jack Post would be the first that go,
Speaker 2: I know, I do that radio wished to be at
Speaker 2: like seven o'clock. They knew, they knew Cinderella will start
Speaker 2: crying about four o'clock. This aftering. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: This was my biggest fear, and I did play out
Speaker 4: because I knew i'd get tired, that I.
Speaker 2: Was two hours in the pubs. A long old session
Speaker 2: is you know, two hours hundred and twenty minutes finding
Speaker 2: me four drinks, three drinks. Possibly it's too much for you.
Speaker 4: This was this was my fear that I would stand
Speaker 4: strong and I would be one of the ten, and
Speaker 4: then poor.
Speaker 2: Guys would stand strong one of the ten, and.
Speaker 4: Then I would naturally get tired. I always get so
Speaker 4: tired on a Friday night. I can never even make
Speaker 4: it through the footy if I'm watching at home.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's because you're a Bombers fan alf the team cup.
Speaker 4: I was worried that I would excidentally go I'm tired, guys,
Speaker 4: but thanks for having me after half an hour of
Speaker 4: been there, and then they'll go, oh, there's somebody else.
Speaker 4: So I pretended it was heroicism, but it was really
Speaker 4: because I feared you've.
Speaker 2: Made I mean, I hope they had like a moment's
Speaker 2: silence to the fallen soldier. He ultimate sacrifice, but it
Speaker 2: is hard on.
Speaker 4: The group texted the next morning and they're.
Speaker 2: Like cons to still do it. Guys live in the dream. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: my wife and I we went out for our first
Speaker 2: dinner together in six months. Yep, it was. It was
Speaker 2: beautiful actually because suddenly I'm opposite my wife and it's
Speaker 2: and she's she's dressed up for the first time. It's
Speaker 2: when I've put a jacket on, everyone's all dressed up,
Speaker 2: and everyone else in the restaurant because the only want
Speaker 2: twenty people a loud in the restaurants, so it's a
Speaker 2: strange kind of atmosphere, but the staff are all trying
Speaker 2: to do their best. It was to be sat opposite
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 4: True, because if you're anything like me and my wife,
Speaker 4: we've been side by side, Yes, every meal.
Speaker 2: The television it was almost like quite confronting. I thought,
Speaker 2: actually thought it was there I was being interrogated. Job
Speaker 2: it was, but we had a lovely nart. We had
Speaker 2: a golden rule not to talk about the kids. I said,
Speaker 2: if we can't just serve two hours where we don't
Speaker 2: it is Pats. It's really hard. So many times, especially
Speaker 2: off the couple drinks, you go, yeah, can you just
Speaker 2: have a word at the tomorrow. I'm like, we can
Speaker 2: talk about this on the way home. We're not talking
Speaker 2: about this now. So we had it. We had an
Speaker 2: amazing to It was really really nice being out. I
Speaker 2: tell her what is strange though, is the staff for
Speaker 2: all in masks. Yes, and you can barely understand what
Speaker 2: they're saying to you. Even when they asked the most
Speaker 2: that standing question of have you weeken the year before?
Speaker 2: You're like what? So many times during the meal they
Speaker 2: were going still or sparkling through a muffled what what
Speaker 2: is it now? That was the hardest part.
Speaker 5: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Late Late to the Party, This is the home for
Speaker 2: a your emails that come in to me and of
Speaker 2: the weekend. We've got some brilliant ones, all to do
Speaker 2: with the runaway phone in last week, weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 2: Let's get into them. Adrian As emailed me Christian As
Speaker 2: at a factory I worked in, my team leader went
Speaker 2: on a health and safety course The instructor leading this,
Speaker 2: ohsal safety course was Dennis Seaton, lead singer of the
Speaker 2: eighties group Musical Youth, remember them number one the eighties
Speaker 2: with this number one the eighties now running health and
Speaker 2: safety courses. That's life, isn't it, Adrian, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for your email. Christian. My weakest claim to fame
Speaker 2: is that my brother sat beside Bono in school. He
Speaker 2: was known as Paul. Then, well, that's because it's his name,
Speaker 2: it's Paul. He was actually born Bono. She didn't know,
Speaker 2: kidding me, no, no one kid Bono. Paul won the
Speaker 2: Disciples an Irish country like that Bono. But it was
Speaker 2: his nickname at school. It wasn't born Bono.
Speaker 4: Home, I can't imagine is the.
Speaker 2: Paul Paul Schuston is his actual name? Oh? How regular? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well so you think right. His other mate, the Edge,
Speaker 2: was again born a nameless baby, The Edge. This is
Speaker 2: from Trish, who is Irish, lives out in Adelaide, moved
Speaker 2: out there years ago. Trish, thank you very much. That's
Speaker 2: got all learned something, then, Christian. My weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 2: I love this one. I once filled up Tiger Woods's
Speaker 2: car with petrol I was working at a petrol station
Speaker 2: in Auckland, you know all those old fashioned ones when
Speaker 2: they come out, and he was on the way to
Speaker 2: play golf with Michael Whill post a photo signed a
Speaker 2: little thing for me as well.
Speaker 4: What a great that's at all.
Speaker 2: No, we can't include that one whatsoever. And then nothing
Speaker 2: to do with the weakest claim to fame. It was
Speaker 2: to do with the story last week I told you
Speaker 2: about how my cat Big Larry, caught a bird and
Speaker 2: I was having trouble getting the bird that was still
Speaker 2: live out of Larry's mouth, which I didn't manage to do.
Speaker 2: Joe has emailed, and if you want to get a
Speaker 2: bird or anything out of a cat's mouth, put its
Speaker 2: tail hard and it will open its mouth. The other
Speaker 2: thing is, if you're ever being attacked by a dog,
Speaker 2: the thing that always gets it to release its grip
Speaker 2: is if you put your finger in its.
Speaker 4: I've heard that. I saw sadly once at the park
Speaker 4: a one dog get lockjaw over another.
Speaker 2: Dog, like an attack dog, like a rock fighter or something.
Speaker 2: It was staffy strong dogs, two.
Speaker 4: Dogs about the same size fighting and it got its
Speaker 4: jaw locked over it to the other one's neck and
Speaker 4: somebody like it was chaos and people were yelling out
Speaker 4: and someone nois.
Speaker 2: All one who's caught in that?
Speaker 4: Mates, it's horful like someone's yelling out sticky finger, you know,
Speaker 4: and it's yeah, tatael holder but no, no, but no
Speaker 4: one would do it. They eventually got it off with.
Speaker 2: Having elishness about that. It could have saved the dogs.
Speaker 2: I guess in the moment the dog was all right, thankfully,
Speaker 2: who wants to step forward and do that? I mean, seriously,
Speaker 2: if you just turned up that part and you see
Speaker 2: a load of bystanders watching right, two dogs fights are
Speaker 2: going play, put that finger off his back? So I think,
Speaker 2: what the hell is this dog part? Get in the cars?
Speaker 4: I think that's the problem in the moment, you don't
Speaker 4: know if it's an urban or if it's You don't
Speaker 4: want to be the one.
Speaker 2: I also, for the dog's point of view, it's gonna
Speaker 2: what if the dogs are now? Email me your emails
Speaker 2: about anything Late La Party Christian Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 2: dot a.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes we've got to talk about it, you don't we do?
Speaker 2: Sometimes there are there is a certain type of corner
Speaker 2: you'll get in the first hour. I think it's to
Speaker 2: do with the moon. I know the sun is up now,
Speaker 2: but it's still lurking around and it's miss moon. People.
Speaker 4: The moon's powers are still to some people.
Speaker 2: The moon is a very big thing. Someone just thought,
Speaker 2: you know what, I want to call that radio station
Speaker 2: and tell them about the time I tried to work
Speaker 2: out if that's true or not about a finger and
Speaker 2: a drugs bottom. We don't need those kind of calls, Okay, However,
Speaker 2: go back to Joe Smith's email about how if a
Speaker 2: dog is attacking or got a little dog in its
Speaker 2: grip or whatever, it might be attacking someone, you know,
Speaker 2: And about the finger, is that true pulling it there
Speaker 2: that the dog will go, ah, this is really nice,
Speaker 2: releases its grip. Who is the first person that found
Speaker 2: that out? And how and how did they whatever they
Speaker 2: were doing about how did that think they ain't going
Speaker 2: to work Monday? And they go, Dave, how is your weekend?
Speaker 2: It's pretty good down the dog park? And do you know,
Speaker 2: by the way, no, I didn't know that, do you know? Hey,
Speaker 2: go to go around, Dave, tell what you found out
Speaker 2: about the finger on the dog's back. Side.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Patsy tell us the song that sums up your weekend.
Speaker 3: Well, went to Bunnings over the weekend, as you do
Speaker 3: on the weekend. Now it's reopen. We're in the market
Speaker 3: for a new barbecue. The snags back, No, not yet,
Speaker 3: not yet.
Speaker 2: Didn't say anything about that. Yes, I thought we would
Speaker 2: have led with that then the ring of steal.
Speaker 4: But I noticed Bunnings does have a big sign that
Speaker 4: it's apologizing for no sausages and they will be back.
Speaker 2: Here and knows you're going to turn up as expecting that,
Speaker 2: and so it's got an apology. You already chambered.
Speaker 3: I like that word on Bunny anyway, So we went in,
Speaker 3: got what we needed to get. Everything's different, of course
Speaker 3: because of COVID. They had like a trestle table up
Speaker 3: against the counter, so you can't get I guess to
Speaker 3: keep the distance between you and the operator.
Speaker 2: I think that was so Donald Trump press conference today
Speaker 2: just out front. He's really booked then here moving on
Speaker 2: to Jim's mowing anyway, So how many people are allowed
Speaker 2: inside to Bunnings.
Speaker 3: Well that's a really good question.
Speaker 2: Now parade like the Vatican, they got their own sort
Speaker 2: of independent country. Because in a restaurant, it's only twenty,
Speaker 2: but how many the bunnies? Can you open up a
Speaker 2: restaurant in the bunnings? You have a loan more people.
Speaker 3: Well, they've got the guy at the front, haven't they
Speaker 3: with the counter.
Speaker 2: I love the bounce with the old k It's like.
Speaker 3: You come in, you go out anyway. So I and
Speaker 3: I had Audrey in my ear, the nine year old
Speaker 3: in my ear, saying, mummy, can we get a sausage?
Speaker 3: Why isn't there a sausage? When are the sausages coming back? Mummy? Mummy, Mummy,
Speaker 3: can we do this? It's like just can you wait
Speaker 3: while I'm trying to pay the lady?
Speaker 2: So I put nice to speak. Can you wait, little missy?
Speaker 3: They're on your own, you're trying to do something. So
Speaker 3: I put my purse down. I didn't have my handbag.
Speaker 3: I put my purse down.
Speaker 2: School mom with a giant purse. I mean you've seen
Speaker 2: sort of apple touch everything like that. You want that
Speaker 2: mankey old purse with that little buckle. You know my
Speaker 2: wife's got that still got the buck or that opens
Speaker 2: up with about eighteen different subsections.
Speaker 3: And all my loyalty cards and all my receipts. Anyway,
Speaker 3: so I put my purse down, put my phone down,
Speaker 3: got my card out to pay, and she's still in
Speaker 3: my ear, and there's like a big queue forming, and
Speaker 3: I was conscious of holding everyone up. So we just
Speaker 3: bundled up all our stuff and walked out. And as
Speaker 3: I got into the car, I realized my person phone
Speaker 3: I'd left at the counter. I thought, oh, and you
Speaker 3: just you know how your stomach like goes into your throat.
Speaker 2: It's like of my purse. I lost that purse. Oh,
Speaker 2: everything is in my purse.
Speaker 3: It's a special purse I got on holidays. I love
Speaker 3: that person.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you can't notice it's gone. Your
Speaker 4: shuffling in here.
Speaker 2: It's about fifty I've got a.
Speaker 3: Kid in my ear saying how is that kid in
Speaker 3: the post?
Speaker 4: Like you see Paris Hilton carry the bag.
Speaker 2: She's printed off all the news. Ever, it's in the purse.
Speaker 2: It's a chronicle, so Narnia. You get to the back
Speaker 2: of the purse, there's another the whole world.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I've bolted out of the car, said to Audrey,
Speaker 3: hurry up, my purse is in this I'm thinking it's
Speaker 3: going to be gone. It's going to be gone. But
Speaker 3: of course there's a COVID queue at the front of
Speaker 3: the store.
Speaker 2: Oh they're doing the temperaure check. If you've got to
Speaker 2: go back through it.
Speaker 3: No, no, I didn't have time. I didn't have time.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking someone's going to have my purse.
Speaker 2: So I want you just dodged past the guy there
Speaker 2: with the clicker?
Speaker 3: Did I shove the poor security guard to the.
Speaker 2: Side suddenly like Tom Brady had caught about this linebackers.
Speaker 3: It was impressive.
Speaker 2: It was like he's planting him into a new plotted shrubs,
Speaker 2: got my lords and guards.
Speaker 3: Blockbuster cast him aside. And you know how they've got
Speaker 3: the front of house person. They're normally really friendly on
Speaker 3: the ball. Well he was. He was holding my person
Speaker 3: phone and he goes, did you forget something? And I said, oh, we're.
Speaker 2: Looking for an elder ladyes on this, not apple touch
Speaker 2: or anything.
Speaker 4: Then you fly kicked he the person roundhouse put down
Speaker 4: the bus.
Speaker 3: So it ended well, Thank you Bunnings very much.
Speaker 2: Whereabe the purse?
Speaker 3: The purse is intact, everything's there and.
Speaker 2: Already still ask you when the snacks still want sausage.
Speaker 2: Still good question.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Stephan Patsy. The song that summed up her weekend,
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy, was it for you?
Speaker 4: It was my choice of movie Saturday night for movie night,
Speaker 4: and I've gone with accidentally a scary film.
Speaker 2: How do you accidentally go with a scary movie? They're
Speaker 2: either titled something unpleasant?
Speaker 4: Well, this is titled very pleasantly. It was called The Gift,
Speaker 4: all right, Joel?
Speaker 2: Or movie Joel.
Speaker 4: That's actually what drew me to it. It was written, directed,
Speaker 4: and starring friend of the show, Joel edited. So I
Speaker 4: was telling me he's on, who's calling Christian? He's so good,
Speaker 4: such a good Australian pressure.
Speaker 2: By the way, when you have to pick the movie, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get so angsty about it because obviously there's my
Speaker 2: wife and then you've got two attention definity disorder teenagers,
Speaker 2: and it's really worrying because you could ruin the whole night.
Speaker 2: You've got to stop the.
Speaker 4: Movie after a while, and the more time you spend
Speaker 4: on that scrolling that home screen, the pressure mounts and
Speaker 4: it gets harder and harder.
Speaker 2: There's a whiff of desperation in the No No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait, I've seen that one.
Speaker 4: So I'm having that same panic. And then I see
Speaker 4: this The Gift, and I remember when Joel was on
Speaker 4: the show. Jamie l a guy who films all the
Speaker 4: videos for the website, said, oh, Joel's in this great
Speaker 4: movie he made called The Gift. It's Joel Edgend and
Speaker 4: Jason Bateman. So we started watching. I didn't realize there's
Speaker 4: going to be one of these jump sca movies.
Speaker 2: I thought it was.
Speaker 4: It looked like a thriller, isn't it Like a thriller
Speaker 4: is one thing, but those jump scares. Got to say
Speaker 4: I hate those job.
Speaker 2: It's too much, too much. There's enough scary stuff in
Speaker 2: the life. You don't need it any front room and
Speaker 2: it's where it spooks you. Actually you hear stuff in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bankers doing that thing where she's actually putting her
Speaker 4: hands across her face and watching through her fingers, and
Speaker 4: then you're right, any noise the house makes, the dog
Speaker 4: walking down the hall, we pause the film. We're like
Speaker 4: the shoe legends outside trying to get it, and.
Speaker 2: It gets ritty about where you get up and actually
Speaker 2: lock the front door. Don't the doors.
Speaker 4: Actually, we got to get up to get a drink
Speaker 4: of water and just turn on the light.
Speaker 2: It's the power of those movies, right, scaring you. But
Speaker 2: what's in the shadows?
Speaker 4: So it gets to one scene where the wife is
Speaker 4: home alone taking a shower and she starts to hear
Speaker 4: noises in the house.
Speaker 2: Goes nope, that's it stops the course time course time
Speaker 2: time out on the film.
Speaker 4: I'm not watching this. I won't be able to sleep
Speaker 4: films off. So now I'm desperately unaware.
Speaker 2: Of how far is this into the movie.
Speaker 4: This is with forty minutes ago, we've watched an hour
Speaker 4: of her. I would love to know. Maybe people can
Speaker 4: text it, not.
Speaker 2: Ruin it on air, but just for my own when
Speaker 2: it's been out, while it's been out years, I mean,
Speaker 2: you can't. I think there's there's a time limit, isn't.
Speaker 4: There where it's a spoiler and that I would love
Speaker 4: to know who's the bad guy, Joel Edgerton or Jason Bateman.
Speaker 2: That's all I need to know. I'm not gonna put
Speaker 2: your money on you. If he has a bet right now,
Speaker 2: well sports bet paying out.
Speaker 4: They make it, They make it seem like Joel Egending
Speaker 4: is the bad guy.
Speaker 2: He produces, You're not leading me twenty conclusions. I'm not
Speaker 2: one of them.
Speaker 4: And if Joel put a twist in his movie, which
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised if he did, Jason Bateman, the
Speaker 4: husband might actually be the bad guy.
Speaker 2: Give us a call then, So how does The Gift end?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four four.
Speaker 1: Three The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So Jack and his wife? Would you describe it as
Speaker 2: a horror movie? The Gift?
Speaker 4: It was a thriller?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was smart. So have you seen The
Speaker 2: Quiet Place? Because that's a brilliant Threa. No, see that.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 4: That looks just from the cover. She's jump Then it's
Speaker 4: the jump scares. I don'tlike. I can do a psychological thriller,
Speaker 4: but not the jump scares.
Speaker 2: In this movie.
Speaker 4: The jim Any had too many jump scares.
Speaker 2: And so where you and your wife? You stopped with
Speaker 2: forty minutes to go? I didn't, Christian, Sorry, I forgot
Speaker 2: that kid is a strong, strong boy. He doesn't buckle
Speaker 2: with anything.
Speaker 4: I was happy to march on into the darkness of
Speaker 4: the film. But with f then to go, why No,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't I definitely wouldn't watch it on my own.
Speaker 2: Sleep with the landing light on. Anyway, Kathy called in
Speaker 2: and said she's seen it twice. Doesn't want to come
Speaker 2: on here for two reasons. One she doesn't want to
Speaker 2: give away the ending. Said you've got to go back
Speaker 2: and see it because it's very good. However, get around there,
Speaker 2: she she We're hoping that she would hang around to
Speaker 2: speak to us, but she couldn't. She was in a
Speaker 2: rush because her son is in the car playing Fortnight
Speaker 2: in the background. Now they talk about these kids been
Speaker 2: addicted to Fortnite? Is he doing the schoolroom right and
Speaker 2: he's playing Fortnight? So has he got his like computer
Speaker 2: monitor in the passenger seat, you know, and he's doing
Speaker 2: his shoot him up or what he's needing his battalion
Speaker 2: or whatever they're doing. They're going over the top or
Speaker 2: the big purchase Flanders. I don't know how Fortnight works,
Speaker 2: But how bad is that? Nick? Ways, you go to school, Yeah,
Speaker 2: bring the computer if you have to.
Speaker 4: It's somehow plugged into the cigarette lighter.
Speaker 2: She's got all had one. Kathy, I need to know
Speaker 2: more about the old angry teenager. But it's not as
Speaker 2: that it's so intense she can't conduct a conversation with
Speaker 2: another human being. Jamie the young guy works on the
Speaker 2: show The Young school Sacy who films everything of ours
Speaker 2: super talenty Kid. He's the one that recommended it to you, Jamie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, it's it's pretty gruesome at the end. It's
Speaker 4: a psychological thriller that keeps you thinking.
Speaker 2: That's the problem. I watched it alone, not with my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Very brave, Jamie. Look, I don't think Jame's tougher than you.
Speaker 4: I think I'm too scared. Honestly, I think I'm too
Speaker 4: scared to go back and watch it.
Speaker 2: You're fine, right, I always think it's easy to scary.
Speaker 2: Moving the daylight. Would that's the only time nice sunny
Speaker 2: daylight today? Right open the curtains. Grab that dog with
Speaker 2: you as well. I work I have the dog there
Speaker 2: next year. And it's what ford Wine is invented for,
Speaker 2: because you can't be scared. If you go, you're not
Speaker 2: to scare me Forward Wine ghost man.
Speaker 4: All right, Jomie, So you're not willing to give away
Speaker 4: the ending, you, I'll watch it today.
Speaker 2: Watch it today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not giving away the ending.
Speaker 2: You've got to watch it yourself. By the way, when
Speaker 2: you came to the studio just now, you went it
Speaker 2: gets hectic. Hectic to me means busy, frantic. What do
Speaker 2: you mean? Is this sort of that the kids to
Speaker 2: talk about now when something gets lit or sick or
Speaker 2: now hectic, I.
Speaker 4: Just mean it. It'll get you thinking hectic.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know he's been drinking all weekend. Again, you've
Speaker 2: seen this out the sweats on him today. All right,
Speaker 2: that's enough change.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Of the Weekend. It was my wife's birthday, and it
Speaker 2: was a birthday yesterday, and took her out for dinner
Speaker 2: just me and how on Friday night went a lovely night,
Speaker 2: and I was talking about on the show Friday how
Speaker 2: I was off to search for the mythical earrings. How
Speaker 2: they going, h my god, they were so they genuinely
Speaker 2: I was so excited about these earrings. I thought, this
Speaker 2: is it. Everything in my life has led me to
Speaker 2: these earrings. So and so right, she was getting ready
Speaker 2: for Friday night and we're going out for dinner, just the
Speaker 2: two of us for the first time in six months.
Speaker 2: I surprised her. I said, Hey, there's something I've got
Speaker 2: to look nice with that outfit and I opened up
Speaker 2: that and she burst into tears long So that was
Speaker 2: the start of the weekend. Then yesterday I surprised her
Speaker 2: with the cake. That she didn't know she was getting
Speaker 2: a cake. And I designed this cake. My wife's in
Speaker 2: the last couple of months got into swimming in the ocean,
Speaker 2: which is incredible. She's now like three to five k
Speaker 2: a day in her wet suit. So I want this
Speaker 2: cake to look like it was underwater, but with her
Speaker 2: swimming in her wet suit. And that she saw a
Speaker 2: dolphin a couple weeksgo when she was swimming, which is
Speaker 2: something you know as part of you know, our life
Speaker 2: over here and everything that we experienced and never could
Speaker 2: experience in the UK. You might see a floating turred
Speaker 2: in the UK. See, you ain't going to say any
Speaker 2: you ain't going to see a dolphin. This is really lost, Okay,
Speaker 2: So it's surprised with the cake yesterday. However, Saturday night
Speaker 2: she was going out with the girls and you know
Speaker 2: when someone there's something in the air. She's coming home
Speaker 2: in a bad way to night, and Sarah keeps it
Speaker 2: locked down. She doesn't behave like that, right, she doesn't
Speaker 2: really get drunk, and she doesn't really drink that much,
Speaker 2: but you know, you feel it in the air. I
Speaker 2: tell you what we was. It was non stop texting
Speaker 2: on the WhatsApp Girls Group, Girls grouped, chur in the afternoon,
Speaker 2: sircular o'clock, rude not to and I could just I
Speaker 2: was watching all this. This is going to be trouble.
Speaker 2: This is going to be trouble, right, And I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was supposedly going out with the guys and she's
Speaker 2: going to girls and I said, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: go out. I want to be fresh for Sunday. I
Speaker 2: knew we had to to get get up and get
Speaker 2: the cake out and get the kids ready, all the
Speaker 2: presents ready, and also then tell my wife too. The
Speaker 2: restaurant I booked as well, lovely One right on the St.
Speaker 2: Kildo Foreshore Tollivance. So we're gonna have a nice three
Speaker 2: course lunch together Sunday. Anyway, my wife comes back in
Speaker 2: Saturday and she is steaming. I mean, WHOA not seeing
Speaker 2: her like that in decades? Steaming? You know, so of
Speaker 2: you right? WHOA a little bit wobbly? Far from over?
Speaker 2: She goes, we got any sherry in the house? Because
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, I don't know. We've got a vicar
Speaker 2: coming round. What do we need sherry for? Is it Christmas?
Speaker 2: And landsa here sherry? I don't want any sherry right now.
Speaker 2: She gets a boll of sherry. Out join me for
Speaker 2: a shot of sherry? Are you on your on this one?
Speaker 6: I don't want me doing shots of sherry. No one
Speaker 6: has shots of sherry. Maybe some mad wrapper shots of
Speaker 6: sherry for this.
Speaker 2: Anyway, She starts to ring her friends. She was just
Speaker 2: in the pub with ye yeah, I love you sisters lot.
Speaker 2: This goes on from now and a half. She's now
Speaker 2: bringing friends in the UK, ringing her mum and I'm
Speaker 2: going on my kids, kids are going what is going on?
Speaker 2: I go to bed. I think I just don't want
Speaker 2: to get involved in that car crash. I get into
Speaker 2: bed half one right, I'm woken up by this. The
Speaker 2: lights are out and woken up by this. Not in
Speaker 2: the bed. All I'm worried about is clean the sheets.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, not in the bed.
Speaker 1: I heard that.
Speaker 2: I feel that lights are going to go on and
Speaker 2: I have to help her out to the toilet. I
Speaker 2: can smell a sherry, you know that the vapor vapor
Speaker 2: trails in the air. Telling this story, you do the crime.
Speaker 2: My job as a journalist to report the facts, to
Speaker 2: know about this anyway. Obviously, Sunday morning, right, I wake
Speaker 2: up fresh as a days. I feel so great because
Speaker 2: I didn't break out the sherry, and I go, you're right,
Speaker 2: I'm a wow, went yeah, you have a good night.
Speaker 2: You have to cancel lunch. Cancel lunch. But the kids
Speaker 2: are looking forward to I said, well, look, it's your day.
Speaker 2: Whatever we do something nice and go all right, I
Speaker 2: cancel the reservation all this, and then they go, what
Speaker 2: are we going to do for your birthday lunch? So
Speaker 2: otherwise the kids are just going to disappear in their rooms.
Speaker 2: We're still going to do something special. What does someone
Speaker 2: with they And by the time it's like eleven o'clock,
Speaker 2: when I was saying, hey, what were going for food?
Speaker 2: You want me to go and get a chicken? I
Speaker 2: cook a chicken. And what does the only person want
Speaker 2: when they've got a really bad hangover?
Speaker 4: Let me guess it's one of the big four McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? I had to go driver to
Speaker 2: a drive through and get we sat in a car
Speaker 2: parks not Donovan's toasting Champagnes in the car park of
Speaker 2: the Saint Kilda macas Happy Birthday two?
Speaker 4: Do they still have those ice cream cakes for your birthday?
Speaker 2: That's where she was yesterday, Christian Christian o'connald's show podcast.
Speaker 2: You ever had one of those hangovers where it's like
Speaker 2: it's an effort just to get through the day, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You just want the evening to come around so you
Speaker 2: can crawl back into bed. You want to counsel whatever's
Speaker 2: in books. You just can't deal with the world.
Speaker 4: I've got one that ends in McDonald's as well, like
Speaker 4: your wife's birthday. We were in Bianca and I were
Speaker 4: in Hong Kong for a holiday, and we went over
Speaker 4: to the island of Macau, which is a it's like
Speaker 4: a Las Vegas of China Vegas. It's actually got more
Speaker 4: casinos than Las Vegas. You have to change as you
Speaker 4: leave Hong Kong, you have to change your money into
Speaker 4: Macau dollars. So we changed more than enough. We thought this,
Speaker 4: we're only here for two days, this will be plenty.
Speaker 4: But the casinos got, you know, enticed us and.
Speaker 2: We get the free drinks and sandwiches, and drinks.
Speaker 4: They even had this karaoke place, so Biank and I
Speaker 4: were hitting back drinks and we've seen karaoke lost all
Speaker 4: our woke up with the worst hangover and Bianka said,
Speaker 4: like your wife, she just she's like, let's just get
Speaker 4: McDonald's and then get on the boat back to Hong Kong.
Speaker 4: We went to get bacon and egg mcmuffins and we
Speaker 4: couldn't even afford a bacon and egg McMuffin.
Speaker 2: Really gambled the house and lots not break it.
Speaker 4: She cried in McDonald's.
Speaker 2: How many people have been there? It's not a happy meal,
Speaker 2: is it? They need a happy or sad meal. We've
Speaker 2: all all got our own different stories about why we're in
Speaker 2: mackas sad. I love them. I need a sad.
Speaker 5: Christian o'connells Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's just another mishard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics, Monday's
Speaker 2: misshurd lyrics. And know how this works. You send in
Speaker 2: or you miss hurt lyrics. We go through them. We
Speaker 2: have a listen. Do we agree or disagree? If we
Speaker 2: agree with your mishurd lyrics. You hear this if we
Speaker 2: don't and for the really great Ones Hall of Fame
Speaker 2: previously on Monday, miss her lyrics. Last week we had
Speaker 2: a Hall of Fame off for Lackey. This from Counting
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Speaker 2: to jump a lead jump a lead jump a lead Yeah, and.
Speaker 7: Someone because of news yesterday and Joe Biden flashback to
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Speaker 2: I want Joe Biden. I need Joe Biden from whatever
Speaker 2: you like by t I. Jake saw it. Jake called
Speaker 2: this in July before CNN called it. He called it
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Speaker 2: Big John murrayhead one night in Bangkok. A show with
Speaker 2: everything but you Brenner. That's supposed to be the actual lyric,
Speaker 2: by the way, not the miss even that is a
Speaker 2: strange lyric. Well, gonna show with Brenner. He played that
Speaker 2: loads of times. I've never heard that you'll Brenner bit
Speaker 2: in the show with everything but your Brenner? Or is
Speaker 2: it a show with everything a jewel grinner? Well, then
Speaker 2: I show with everything it's your brinner. I still hear you.
Speaker 2: I don't hear the jewel grinner, Bob did in like
Speaker 2: a rolling stone, like a complete unknown Lat Or is
Speaker 2: it like a complete old Gnome Lat? Yeah, I hear
Speaker 2: in there, Billy boy. I sent this one from the
Speaker 2: Stereophonics Dakota. You make me feel like the one good band?
Speaker 2: Great song to Cota, Or is it you make me
Speaker 2: feel like a worm making it Kenny Jones feel like
Speaker 2: a worm? Madonna dress you up? Going to dress you
Speaker 2: up in my Love? Or is it going to dress
Speaker 2: you up in Milo? There's no love there, there's only Milo.
Speaker 2: That's great, well done Donna's Hall of Favor. This one
Speaker 2: is a lot of mini story from Ian Christianity University
Speaker 2: in the nineties. My beast friends were called col and
Speaker 2: his partner Dawn. I was convoked that convinced that Moby
Speaker 2: wrote I wrote a song about them? Why does my
Speaker 2: heart feel so bad? Moby? Do you want to make
Speaker 2: He was for a while this song. So it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be hare open doors. Our friend Ian is hearing
Speaker 2: his friends being introduced. Here's Colin Dawn's only saying. Here's
Speaker 2: Colin dawn.
Speaker 1: Hall of favor.
Speaker 2: A lovely story and a lovely mishearder. Here it is
Speaker 2: a great one, all right, Christian I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: this is the gold famous music genre. But after hearing
Speaker 2: a jay Z song on miss said Luis a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago, I thought was a go, this is fallout boy,
Speaker 2: and this ain't a scene. It's an arms race. This
Speaker 2: ain't a scene. It's a goddamn arms race. Or is it?
Speaker 2: This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn ass face scene.
Speaker 4: Did you forget about those kids in cars that you
Speaker 4: talked about on the moment ago?
Speaker 2: Those are the ones who enjoyed that the most. And
Speaker 2: one final one from Andy This song from a Marie
Speaker 2: you know what Amory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a she did a song with a cheer
Speaker 4: and she's an Australian artist.
Speaker 2: Chow adio, don't know, chow adios. I'm done, savage. Or
Speaker 2: is it shower the horse? I'm done? That's about there.
Speaker 2: Isn't it shower the horse? I'm done? Said?
Speaker 4: Also, she's not an Australian thinger. I got that wrong.
Speaker 2: He's some Frankston all right, thank you very much. He
Speaker 2: looks like, thank you very much. All the miss her
Speaker 2: lyrics email yours Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot.
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Speaker 2: This week's guest on Stuff of Legends, which is this
Speaker 2: new podcast I launched a couple of weeks ago. Last
Speaker 2: week's guest was Ricky gave Yes. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: all the many emails and tweets and Instagram messages about
Speaker 2: how much enjoyed the Ricky Gervas chat. It's a very
Speaker 2: different way to hear Ricky Jervais because the idea behind
Speaker 2: Stuff of Legends is each week I interview someone there
Speaker 2: and they try and town with the story of their
Speaker 2: life in three objects, three objects that mean the most
Speaker 2: of them. And Ricky, you're talking about this old tennis
Speaker 2: racket and his first ever microscope as well. There are
Speaker 2: some amazing stories and playing in a cold bunker as well.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of life advice in there as well. Ricky.
Speaker 2: There's always a great mix of very funny stories and
Speaker 2: rants and then some life advice as well. So that
Speaker 2: was last week. This week is another brilliant, interesting, funny,
Speaker 2: super smart guest host of the awesome grew In Transfer,
Speaker 2: which I love. It's great that it's back Will Anderson,
Speaker 2: and it's Will Anderson telling me the star of his
Speaker 2: life in three Objects that mean the most to him.
Speaker 2: One of them was a lovely gift he got for
Speaker 2: his fortieth What lovely gift is get somebody right. His
Speaker 2: partner Amy got him a painting of all of his
Speaker 2: favorite things, A love great simple thing.
Speaker 4: I would love that, like the mural at Shane WARN's house, just.
Speaker 2: Him and Sam Newman moaning about the changing world. So yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a bit of the chat. Then it's out
Speaker 2: now it's called The Stuff of Legends. You can finally
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts, we're always talking about how honest. Fourtieth,
Speaker 2: his partner Amy had surprised him. They went out for
Speaker 2: lunch just him and her, and he thought that was
Speaker 2: really going to be it, and then some drinks in
Speaker 2: the evening with some friends, and so he ended up
Speaker 2: going quite big at lunch, and he said, I think
Speaker 2: it had like eight glasses of wine because one of
Speaker 2: these fancy restaurants in Sydney where they do pairings wear
Speaker 2: with every bit of food different wine. So he said
Speaker 2: he thought that was pretty much going to be the day,
Speaker 2: the big lunch with eight glass of wine, goes home
Speaker 2: to have a snooze, not knowing that he's going to
Speaker 2: need to be revived because there's a surprise party for him.
Speaker 2: I haven't listened to the chat, you know that.
Speaker 8: There's something that happening. When you're awoken by a group
Speaker 8: of friends, it's kind of trying to all wake you
Speaker 8: and get you ready to get up. But anyway, they
Speaker 8: got me into some decent shape and they take me
Speaker 8: down to King's Cross in Sydney where the bar was
Speaker 8: where it turns out this surprise party was happening. And
Speaker 8: we go down the stairs and luckily, just probably about
Speaker 8: three steps before the everyone yell's surprise, I see a
Speaker 8: little sign that says closed for private function, and I
Speaker 8: just gave my brain just enough time those three seconds,
Speaker 8: just that enough time for me to not fall down
Speaker 8: the rest of the stairs, because I think, in the
Speaker 8: state I was in, if it had been a full surprise,
Speaker 8: it may well have killed me. So I think just
Speaker 8: that sign was just enough to get me in the
Speaker 8: right shape. So anyway, brilliant time they give me this
Speaker 8: painting as a present. I'm having an absolute ball. But
Speaker 8: really there's so many people there that by midnight I've
Speaker 8: really only got around to, you know, just to say
Speaker 8: hello to everyone basically at this stage, and then the
Speaker 8: bar shut and I'm like, what, okay, well this is great,
Speaker 8: but what's been going on? We go outside. There's buses outside,
Speaker 8: and we all get on the buses and they take
Speaker 8: everyone who was at the party back to my house.
Speaker 8: Now in the meantime, what's going on is there have
Speaker 8: been people while we've been at the bar at our house,
Speaker 8: putting in a bar, putting in lights. There's staff, there's food,
Speaker 8: there's like whatever. The entire house has been.
Speaker 2: How amazing, What great friends you've got, right, isn't it?
Speaker 8: And so then I was able to just go home,
Speaker 8: sit in a chair in the backyard, and then just
Speaker 8: be at the party for the rest of the night.
Speaker 8: And it was incredible. It was the greatest gift that
Speaker 8: I've ever really been given in my life. And you
Speaker 8: are reminded in those times of what it is that
Speaker 8: is super important to you.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound a great pie to give somebody, What a
Speaker 2: great way of doing Just everyone going back to yours?
Speaker 2: All right? So that's Will Anderson. You could check them out.
Speaker 2: Brand new episode out now, Stuff of Legends. Thanks to Readley.
Speaker 1: Well Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We have tickets today. Tina Arena Saturday, May the fifteenth
Speaker 2: next year at the My Music Role. Ticket's gone sale
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Speaker 2: This is going to be bubbling on like a pot
Speaker 2: of mad for the next couple of weeks, isn't it months?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: I mean he doesn't do much work anyway, do you
Speaker 2: know he's not the first person, the first president to
Speaker 2: do vay little work. At the weekend you play. He
Speaker 2: has played golf every single weekend on a Sunday. He
Speaker 2: refuses to discuss business. He plays golf for four and
Speaker 2: a half hours every Sunday.
Speaker 4: You know, he was playing golf when they toltally pardon.
Speaker 2: Ruined his I hope they made him carry on having
Speaker 2: a dreadful round of golf. It would have ruined his
Speaker 2: Sunday more. Anyway, aparenty, Aaron Sorkin is working on Trump
Speaker 2: the Movie. He has got the final act. I mean
Speaker 2: yesterday when he saw Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go
Speaker 2: on stage in such a manner like that, with the
Speaker 2: music and what they said, it actually felt like a movie,
Speaker 2: you know, when everything is all right at the end
Speaker 2: and there's a magical new period. By the way, they've
Speaker 2: released an arsk of the top five actors that should
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Speaker 4: Depp, Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2: I think it's Nicholas Cage's role, if you ask me.
Speaker 2: He can bring that that intensity, that kind of craziness
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Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: We know you're in there? Donny come out of the
Speaker 2: White House.
Speaker 4: He's buying the desk? Flush him out, Tania.
Speaker 2: Killsyth uh Trump dog billionaire.
Speaker 4: Did you used to do that thing in school where
Speaker 4: you sit under somebody's desk and grab their leg real quick?
Speaker 4: That's what Trump's going to do about them when he
Speaker 4: persists behind that chair. Sorry, go again.
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