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Speaker 3: All right, five to B it Tuesday. This is a
Speaker 3: first on five to B Tuesday. Something happened to my
Speaker 3: wife Sarah makes it in such a good story. She
Speaker 3: told me yesterday evening. You guys know Sarah my wife,
Speaker 3: yea lovely lady.
Speaker 2: Love's the question.
Speaker 3: Loves to cross examine people like you're in the dock
Speaker 3: accused of some crime. She hasn't quite worked out what
Speaker 3: you've done yet. Yesterday she was killing time whilst the
Speaker 3: kids were a turn after school things. She was immolven
Speaker 3: and went into this little shop there started to ask
Speaker 3: the lady question about where do you get this stop from?
Speaker 2: It seems to be very unique.
Speaker 3: God's about question four or five about the stock where
Speaker 3: she got it from? Not seeing stock like this before.
Speaker 3: Letty goes right, that's it. Okay, this is the fifth question.
Speaker 3: These are all very specific. I've got a feeling your
Speaker 3: arrival spying on us, trying to set up another store.
Speaker 2: We've had enough of this, seriously calls out my wife.
Speaker 3: I'm ever so sorry, ever since we've just recently moved here.
Speaker 2: My husband's or the radio so tries to.
Speaker 3: Drag me into it, apologizes profusely, assuring this lady she
Speaker 3: is not some kind of rival undercover retailer trying to
Speaker 3: steal their stock, and how they set.
Speaker 2: Out the stool.
Speaker 3: Get out of that mistaken identity. I myself, I'm been
Speaker 3: mistaken About two years ago, before we moved out here,
Speaker 3: I was also killing time waiting to pick up the
Speaker 3: kids from something, and I was round the corner the
Speaker 3: only place to cold part outside a really dodgy looking house,
Speaker 3: and some Herbert came out some scruffy looking do right,
Speaker 3: accuse me of being the filth. The filth is slang
Speaker 3: and street term for the police in the UK. Excuse
Speaker 3: me an undercover cop.
Speaker 2: You do look a bit.
Speaker 3: So your story is about mistaken identity? Who have you
Speaker 3: been mistaken for?
Speaker 2: Oh four? That's the text?
Speaker 3: One four one oh four three nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three some mistaken identity? Valentine's is this Friday?
Speaker 3: Valentine's fowls is what we're looking for. Your Valentine's days
Speaker 3: and efforts. Everything you went to, all that effort for it,
Speaker 3: but didn't go quite to plan. He's got a great
Speaker 3: story about Valentine's fowls, because, let's be honest, the stories
Speaker 3: about our failures are a lot better than our successes.
Speaker 2: They just are.
Speaker 3: Forget the oscars as the oscars, Yes to go, forget
Speaker 3: the oscars. I've won a what if you won? That
Speaker 3: is not an oscar? We want to hear about the
Speaker 3: things you've won. Goodbye and ugly. Trapped like Colonel Abraham's
Speaker 3: in the eighties, he couldn't get out, what have you
Speaker 3: been trapped in? I got trapped in my gym for
Speaker 3: about twenty minutes. Saturday evening. It was one of those
Speaker 3: hours where it's a gym where it's unmanned. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: hamp it staff at the gurn of the day, but
Speaker 3: after six on Saturday, obviously people want to have a life.
Speaker 3: You can go in. So I swiped in. There was
Speaker 3: this one other women who was working out. Then it
Speaker 3: was just me and this giant gym, and I tried
Speaker 3: to leave and I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't get out.
Speaker 3: My swipe card wouldn't work, and I was trapped inside
Speaker 3: this giant gym. And I was starting to think, well,
Speaker 3: this phone's only got like twenty two percent. How long
Speaker 3: will I be in here? I mean, when there be
Speaker 3: a news crew out here beyond CNN about the guy
Speaker 3: stuck in a gym. At least I could constantly work
Speaker 3: out while I'm stuck in the gym. So they've come
Speaker 3: back to work Monday.
Speaker 2: I'm ripped.
Speaker 3: It's a new extreme F forty five, the docking winning
Speaker 3: gym until you're a certain way. And then it was
Speaker 3: one of those cool out of hours if there's a
Speaker 3: problem helpline, so I called a outliner.
Speaker 2: Trapped in the gym.
Speaker 3: The guy went green buzzer to the side of the
Speaker 3: door like this about the eight thousand times.
Speaker 2: Some bows are like they ain't giant. He went this
Speaker 2: giant green buzza side it off.
Speaker 3: So I saw it, and the door opened, and I
Speaker 3: saw there was a great big arrow and a science.
Speaker 3: I think if a man pressed to leave, and I went,
Speaker 3: and I walked.
Speaker 2: Out of there less a man. Part of me had
Speaker 2: died actually trapped.
Speaker 3: Oh there's the green button, not trapped. So yeah, what
Speaker 3: have you been trapped inside? And earlier on This Morning
Speaker 3: had a great story about Eric Clapton on the Greatest
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Speaker 3: What have you been trapped inside? And your great name
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Speaker 1: Plus you the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Distracting that TV is in the studio. Sometimes've just seen
Speaker 3: that Michael Boobla has his own fragrance. What a time
Speaker 3: to be alive. What a time to be alive. And
Speaker 3: guess what, of course it has It's Valentine's Day. There
Speaker 3: are two times a year Mickey Boruble works Christmas time
Speaker 3: and Valentin's They put them on deep ice.
Speaker 2: Resting for nine months of the year. They have the
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Speaker 3: We're smooth, all right, there's the five tow But Tuesday,
Speaker 3: we're looking for your stories of mistaken identity Valentines fails.
Speaker 3: Forget the oscars. I've wona got a great one here
Speaker 3: from Tony. She won four swinging trophies and the overall champion.
Speaker 3: She didn't even swim. She was the only person who
Speaker 3: wented the over fifty five's women race two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Didn't say anything at the podium. It was just her. Sure,
Speaker 2: you still have to get in the poor and do
Speaker 2: the right.
Speaker 3: So yeah, they will just give you a slow clap.
Speaker 3: But that's great, Tony, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: That's just what we're after.
Speaker 3: Forget the oscars, I've wona trapped. What have you been
Speaker 3: trapped inside? And impress us? Come on your great name
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Speaker 3: one one four three. Cameron Coome morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian. I've got a mistaken identity story for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, off you go, mate.
Speaker 4: I've been working with the same company for about six
Speaker 4: years now, but each time I end up at a
Speaker 4: new workshop, everyone accuses me of being a spy for
Speaker 4: head office and doesn't trust me.
Speaker 2: What is it about you, Cameron that is spy?
Speaker 3: Like? Why does everyone just presume you're a spy from
Speaker 3: the dreaded head office?
Speaker 4: Apparently I'm too familiar with how the company runs.
Speaker 2: That camera and guy who's too much camera. That's a
Speaker 2: great one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You cool, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Everyone has a head office they're slightly fearful of.
Speaker 3: We have one here. It's always like and the big bosses.
Speaker 3: They're coming in today from Sydney. There was Oh God,
Speaker 3: clear your desks.
Speaker 2: Donna, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy to speak to you. Hi Christian, Hi everyone.
Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to the show. Donna. Thanks for giving so call.
Speaker 2: What have you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 5: I got tripped in the show when I was seven
Speaker 5: months pregnant and my toddler at the time, my first
Speaker 5: child was fifteen months old, and she put a toothbrush
Speaker 5: in the track and it was old school shower screen
Speaker 5: that said a long and I got trapped in the
Speaker 5: shower and I didn't know what to do. I'm like,
Speaker 5: can't scale the shower, you know, I got this big
Speaker 5: belly on board, and I had to I said, about
Speaker 5: twenty minutes see my toddler to try and get the
Speaker 5: toothbrush out of the track.
Speaker 3: This is incredible.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're right.
Speaker 3: I get at those old school shower screen doors, the
Speaker 3: slidey ones, and he gets it wedged in there. So
Speaker 3: obviously you have to keep turning on the hot water
Speaker 3: tap to wore myself back up, don't you.
Speaker 1: I just kept it going, I think, and try and
Speaker 1: swim over it.
Speaker 6: Now run out.
Speaker 7: At one point, am I going to get too hot?
Speaker 5: And then when I when do I get hard to
Speaker 5: stem it. I can't scale, I can't smash the screen,
Speaker 5: and it was a big dim in the end, I poaxed.
Speaker 2: Thank goodness, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: That's good mum skills there, Donna. Great story, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, donn I have a good.
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Speaker 3: All right, so we're midway through five to Tuesday. This
Speaker 3: is why the stories we're looking for this morning, your
Speaker 3: great name dropping story. Come on and presss nine four
Speaker 3: one four one four three.
Speaker 2: Trapped?
Speaker 3: What couldn't you get out of? Forget the oscars? Oscars,
Speaker 3: sm oscars? What have you won?
Speaker 2: Valentine's foils?
Speaker 3: As about this Friday, Mickey Bouble has got a fragrance
Speaker 3: out just like the last twenty five years. Uh and
Speaker 3: mistaken identity. He's never come on this show? Is you
Speaker 3: and shame? Mistaken identity? Who have you been mistaken for?
Speaker 3: Let's go to the lines one four three if you
Speaker 3: want to join.
Speaker 2: Us this morning. Marty, Hey, guys, how you doing? I'm good?
Speaker 2: What have you been trapped? In? Marty?
Speaker 8: So many years ago, I used to work for a
Speaker 8: gym that had an indoor swimming pool. But in order
Speaker 8: to check all the levels for the swimming pool, you
Speaker 8: used to have to go to the back of the
Speaker 8: building into an into a hut. So I appeal to
Speaker 8: check all the levels. Well, I wasn't aware that the
Speaker 8: door locked behind me on my first shift. I went
Speaker 8: in there to check the levels and it locked behind me.
Speaker 8: The problem was it left me stuck in there for
Speaker 8: about seven hours until the next person on chiefs come
Speaker 8: out to check.
Speaker 6: Wor worst fund is.
Speaker 8: I got a written warning for not doing my job
Speaker 8: for some reason. They thought I must have deliberately locked
Speaker 8: myself before.
Speaker 2: We've caught chat to him that before.
Speaker 3: He's constantly like a reverse Houdini trying to chain him
Speaker 3: to something so he can't.
Speaker 2: You bring your own padlocks in Jack stop That That.
Speaker 3: Is incredible, Marty, and also those that were all those
Speaker 3: sort of the equipment.
Speaker 2: Is it's really hot in there, isn't it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you find yourself questioning your life.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those kind of Indian never Haavo
Speaker 3: sweat lodgers. In there is sweating your demons out in
Speaker 3: their Marty.
Speaker 8: Belly walked back out for sure.
Speaker 2: Midie. That's a great story. Thank you very much for
Speaker 2: sharing that today with us.
Speaker 3: Cheers we got here, Denise, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty nervous about this. I've had dinner with Sabbie
Speaker 7: Davis Junior, Lizaman Ali has Frank Sinatra get out.
Speaker 2: That is a name dropping story. This is like the
Speaker 2: greatest name dropping story ever.
Speaker 3: So Frank Sinatra, Eliza Minelli, and Sammy Davis Junior.
Speaker 7: How so so So, I had a blind date set
Speaker 7: up for a girlfriend and I was there with another
Speaker 7: male friend and we were sitting in a restaurant in
Speaker 7: Carton and she walked the entourage or walked in the
Speaker 7: nail walked into dinner. And I happen to take anty
Speaker 7: of the entourages and I kept saying, he's so cute.
Speaker 7: And I walked into the bath room and the next
Speaker 7: thing I know, we set outted talking to them and
Speaker 7: from then led to the next name numbers asked from
Speaker 7: me to come to dinner.
Speaker 3: The following night, and I thought it was Denise kind
Speaker 3: of things that smell bs one. I can't imagine the
Speaker 3: rat pack in Carlton to swapping numbers. You didn't have
Speaker 3: mobiles then.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 2: Numbers normal numbers appreciate It's cool. Frank, just track there
Speaker 2: missus scher bedroom. He's not the greatest singer. He's a
Speaker 2: very naughty boy. But yeah, we go back to Carlton,
Speaker 2: you know, like dive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, thank you, I believe out of it. Come on,
Speaker 3: what do you think that Frank Sinatra was in car.
Speaker 1: Who was talking very nice restaurants in Carlton. Still is
Speaker 1: I believe Seth?
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, Yeah, yeah we're good.
Speaker 3: What have you got for a swish topic today? On
Speaker 3: five to but Tuesday, Christian.
Speaker 6: I was once when I was about eighteen, I was
Speaker 6: a mistaken identity case. I was escorted off a train
Speaker 6: at gunpoint, mistaken for an armed robber, an armed bank robbert.
Speaker 6: W would have been terrible, Yeah, absolutely terrifying. I think
Speaker 6: I shook for days. But the train was going from
Speaker 6: Ballarat through the Geelong. I was on the way to
Speaker 6: a Jimmy Barnes concert.
Speaker 1: And classic classic alibi.
Speaker 6: You can imagine, you know, blue jeans, black t shirt,
Speaker 6: look you know.
Speaker 3: Was wearing and he's off to Jimmy Barnes concert.
Speaker 6: The train went from Ballarat via Geelong and in Geelong
Speaker 6: the train pulls up some like old railway ware house
Speaker 6: area and there's a heap of coppers on this old
Speaker 6: runway and I could watch them something's going on here.
Speaker 6: It was good.
Speaker 4: Just o't me bagg of twists.
Speaker 6: It's something fund Kelly used to do the same thing,
Speaker 6: watching watch an uniform get on the front of the
Speaker 6: carriage and next thing I know, I've got something sticking
Speaker 6: in the side of my ribs and I sort of
Speaker 6: turned my head and I've I've got a gun in
Speaker 6: my ribs.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 6: You couldn't imagine what I was thinking. But they stood
Speaker 6: me up and took me off the train and into
Speaker 6: an old shed, which I guess I was trapped in
Speaker 6: there about six uniforms and a couple of detectives, and
Speaker 6: they asked me a few questions, and.
Speaker 2: So they then hand over those twistings.
Speaker 6: At the time I was concerned of because I was
Speaker 6: that nervous and a bit of a shop. I thought
Speaker 6: I just had my twistings. Well, they're riffling through my bag,
Speaker 6: and I asked a lot of they asked me questions.
Speaker 6: I kept asking, Look, what's going on? Can you please
Speaker 6: tell me? And they didn't tell me eating They just
Speaker 6: left me hanging, so that that didn't help the situation.
Speaker 6: And I'm very quiet lad anyway, So I just sat
Speaker 6: there thinking, and.
Speaker 3: You'd have been terrified, you have miscarriages of just just
Speaker 3: anything could happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, after I don't know how long it felt like
Speaker 6: an eternity, but it was probably about fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 6: They just said, right, you can go, and I said, well,
Speaker 6: where am I going to go? The training has already
Speaker 6: gone and they had my bag still and they said,
Speaker 6: I will get you on another train. They said, can
Speaker 6: you please tell me what happened? They said, I you
Speaker 6: match the description of a guy who just didn't arm
Speaker 6: robbery in a bank in Bellarratt and where you come from,
Speaker 6: and so we thought it was you. And anyway, no
Speaker 6: apology or anything. Obviously the boys are doing their job.
Speaker 6: But it took me twenty years. It took me just
Speaker 6: over twenty years to tell anybody I was that embarrassed
Speaker 6: in the shame that I matched the description of a
Speaker 6: bank robber.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's got your fault there, crazy, yeah. I mean
Speaker 2: you would have just been dressed in denim, so it's
Speaker 2: not narrowed down. But he didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 6: Mate, Denham jeans, runners and a black Jimmy Barnes T shirt.
Speaker 6: Maybe I should add an Angel's T shirt and I'm
Speaker 6: not sure.
Speaker 2: And did you ever see Jimmy Barnes again? Imagine you
Speaker 2: missed the concert.
Speaker 6: I did miss the concert. I got there too late.
Speaker 6: And it's sure lay really, you know all going on
Speaker 6: to the next train. They put me on with about
Speaker 6: forty five minutes later. So I was sitting on run
Speaker 6: on the in this warehouse for there's all shared on
Speaker 6: a seat for about forty five minutes wait for the
Speaker 6: next trying to come through to get to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: He's a hell of a story, amazing story.
Speaker 6: Certainly no fun. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you what if you were an arm robber.
Speaker 3: The perfect person to do it is Jimmy Barnes. So
Speaker 3: he's got a load over one hundred thousand people, all
Speaker 3: dressed in dinner or not. I trying to find out
Speaker 3: Barns is at the center of all this. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying he's up to something.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it sounds like you said he rubbed
Speaker 2: the bank. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if there's something for dinner with a
Speaker 3: pack of the Twists, it could be Barnsy.
Speaker 2: It's a big.
Speaker 6: Boundy fan and it's and a big Bundy fan. I'm
Speaker 6: sure there's no meloicy in eating Barns he's ever done.
Speaker 6: But I'd been more shocked if I was at the
Speaker 6: concept and they picked me out of everybody looking at it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you can have a laugh about it now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been truly terrifying, traumatizing, I can
Speaker 3: tell you.
Speaker 6: Christian, I'm shaking even just telling the story.
Speaker 3: That's that's, that's such a gunning inside. All right, Seth,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for sharing that, Seth. I don't
Speaker 3: think we're going to get a more vivid story today.
Speaker 3: Have the Queen tickets?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 4: Oh well, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just don't be doing any more your crimes.
Speaker 3: Don't take the train, all right, Seth, well done, thanks
Speaker 3: your story, You have the Queen tickets.
Speaker 6: Thanks everybody love your show all.
Speaker 2: Right, thanks mate.
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